"Incel Pickup Lines" ARE. SO. BAD.

[@lionfish2201]

“I don’t think you need a girlfriend. I think you need a therapist.” That could be the response to all of these.

[@jessn.3851]

I've actually told a guy before that he should seek out a therapist before trying to date anyone else. Because he had brought up the death of his daughter within the first few text exchanges.

[@lionfish2201]

@@jessn.3851 yikes. Unless you’re meeting in a grief support group, that’s… a lot. (But hope he actually got the support he needed.)

[@Helo1923]

YES👏👏👏👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@Cheri_Blast]

This would honestly be my response if someone messaged me with any of that XD

[@jessn.3851]

@BrittaKnee I hope so, too. He kept trying to text me and I had to stop replying because I was serious about him pursuing therapy.

[@smolmakoto]

therapist: "fedora click doesn't exist, he can't hurt you!" fedora click:

[@MagicXRoads534]

The fact that the fedora wasn’t photoshopped in caught me off guard ngl

[@ladykoiwolfe]

Fedora Click is still good Click because he is still Click.

[@talkusbloodeye4624]

The rise of fedora man

[@Snomrade]

@@talkusbloodeye4624 ah yes fedora man the incel cousin of Florida man

[@robertnett9793]

@@Snomrade To be fair - Florida Man is a lot more enjoyable and less cringy. Especially when he comes with his trusted sidekick Meth-Gator.

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Pea Crabs are miniature crabs that spend their whole lives inside oysters, clams, and mussels. Named because it is the size of a pea, this tiny crab relies entirely on its host for food

[@ieajackson5518]

Being greeted by this comment every time I click on a video is great

[@R0m4nc3is4Pl4ce]

Thank you!

[@blesskurunai9213]

I love this

[@DaisyGhostVinn]

Lord bless people with interesting info in comments ;)

[@Purple_Sweater]

I aspire to be you- 678 comments on this channel, 59 like by The Click himself.

[@intercat4907]

As the dad of a wonderful woman, I love seeing women fight back. Of course, as the dad of a wonderful woman, I find reading the things they are fighting back against to be absolutely gruesome. Aargh.

[@dismurrart6648]

My brother is the same type of dad. As an aunt, I have so much empathy for you guys but you will do alright

[@undecidedmiddleground5633]

I agree, I'm trying to help raise some strong girls (no adult children yet) but dayum, this is insane. Time to pay for their Judo classes because being able to help fold laundry with someone still in it is useful with all these creeps out there.

[@thewickeddevilofthewest]

"as the dad of a wonderful woman" world needs more father's like you

[@RiveroftheWither]

Lol you sound like my Dad.

[@kdawson020279]

As a parent, if I had a daughter, she'd be chauffeured in a dump truck towing a woodchipper for no reason whatsoever (sound of 12 gauge pump shotgun action). I did somehow raise my male children to be quite good people, so I'm trying to do my part.

[@Lassoducky]

As a woman, yes there is definitely a "oh no it's this creep again" zone. If we are mean to them we get branded the asshole so we just do the bare minimum courtesy and they think it's flirting. Yikes

[@tarrantwolf]

You're not mean to them, from their perspective that means you have to like them because you treat them better than anyone else, by just not being mean to them. In other words, being mean to them wouldn't make you an a'hole, it'd just make you like everyone else.

[@ViktorErikFade]

It's sad I know what your talking about

[@adantayevans3088]

Be an asshole man. These guys are weird and suck. Be comfortable and safe even if the baby man can't handle it

[@kaworunagisa4009]

@@tarrantwolf And "like everyone else" in their head is [insert sexist slur] deserving of harassment, so being mean to them can be pretty unsafe.

[@regenbogenwolf]

​@@thevoid7765 no one in this comment chain claimed that, please take your strawman and put it somewhere else.

[@NekoChanSenpai]

"I did not commit child r-word and that means I am owed the naughties" is not a line that will work on anybody

[@LRM12o8]

"You should be grateful I didn't CSA you when I was your babysitter" Damn, that guy needs help! 🤢

[@dmgroberts5471]

That is a strong contender for the worst possible pick-up line. It's right up there with "I can't wait to taste your liver."

[@Anastasia-ex6sv]

@@dmgroberts5471 what?? When?? Why??

[@dmgroberts5471]

@@Anastasia-ex6sv I'm not sure what you're asking. "I should have raped you when I had the chance" is a pretty horrific pick-up line, if it can even be called that.

[@Anastasia-ex6sv]

@@dmgroberts5471 No, yeah. You’re right. That’s a terrifying thing to say to someone. But I was referring to your other comment. The “I want to taste your liver”… who said that anyway? It’s creepy as hell

[@ladykoiwolfe]

In a post apocalyptic scenario I'd rather risk the cannibals than that dude.

[@Andreas_42]

Pretend to agree and throw him out toward the cannibals. Win-win for you, the cannibals and humanity in general.

[@justmilkcat6274]

This is the post apocalyptic world, imma just shoot him lol x)

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

in a post apocalyptic scenaria... I would be a cannibal. infiltratic compounds by pretending to be in need of help... the only distress this damsell is in is the hunger for human flesh.

[@tarrantwolf]

He should face it, in a post apocalyptic scenario... he'd be dead.

[@Karldin83]

If Immortan Joe is your hero then you have a real problem. Big yikes to all of them, but especially this one

[@kooskoos1234]

“I can make you feel important” “My bf already does that” “THEN HES NOT A REAL MAN” The incel does not consider himself a real man, apparently

[@nintendoboy3605]

He never said he was

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"it hurt itself in its confusion"

[@nathryl03]

All of this nonsense makes me really glad I'm AroAce and don't have to deal with the dating world lol

[@jeejjaaj]

hey, sorry for asking, but what is AroAce? again, im really sorry for asking

[@MizukiHawkeye]

​@@jeejjaaj aromantic asexual - not attracted to other people, physically or romantically

[@rgbf23]

@@jeejjaaj Aromantic+Asexual

[@Serenity_yt]

​@@rgbf23why does Google think it needs to translate that to english ... . It's in english and my primary language it should offer to translate to isnt even english which should also be irrelevant because aside from 2 letters it would also be exactly the same 🤔

[@jeejjaaj]

@@MizukiHawkeye ooh, i see, thank you so much!

[@brotquel1592]

"I babysat you and never acted upon my p*dophiliac thoughts, so you owe me!" Amber alert, anyone?

[@elenahaya1195]

Yes FBI,its that one!

[@rainbow_fox_]

tiktok's "violations of community guidelines" is absolute BS. i once commented on my boyfriend's video "that's kinda gay" and not only did my comment get deleted immediately, i got an account warning for "harassment and bullying". i tried to appeal it and they refused my appeal, too. the worst part? i was in the video as well. it was literally me and my boyfriend being gay, yet tiktok still thought that i was somehow bullying my own relationship.

[@annabanana3928]

Tik tok banned my account, despite the fact that I commented stuff like cute cat on videos and that was all I did with my account. I was mad

[@SupahCray]

This is another one of many reasons I will never download tik tok

[@Idknlandwh123]

tik tok sit on drиgs

[@yuzuchi5381]

Meanwhile they dont take down all of the Harassment agaisnt LGBTQ people thats actual harassment or worse .... fucking wild

[@andistansbury4366]

"How dare you bully... *checks notes* yourself!"

[@Emerald.She-Ra]

The babysitter guy should be named and shamed to ensure he doesn't try anything towards future clients.

[@Deas-Mhumhna]

Its is frustrating as a demisexual how people won't listen to no. Demisexual means we need to get to know the person better and have emotional attraction before we ever think of sex. Its a literal version of "i am attracted to personality". If someone is rude, no matter how hot they are, im not attracted to them. And many don't understand that or mistaken it for asexual because we aren't eager to have sex and we take our time in relationships.

[@buu_huu_01]

Wait, isn't this just like normal?

[@nejkgamessk6031]

@@buu_huu_01 it is but people like to be diffrent even tho they aren't yknow

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

That used to be called "normal"

[@noiwont4061]

@@cftyftyufyfuyftythat would mean that no “normal” person would ever get involved with someone new based on physical attraction. No one normal would see a good looking person walking down the street and suddenly have a crush - knowing nothing about this person. No normal person would ever have a one night stand with a stranger or have preferences regarding their potential partners looks

[@snowball_from_earth]

​@@buu_huu_01 so anyone who has one night stands is not normal?

[@StopChangingMyNameYoutube1]

Asterisking at total strangers gives me full body second hand cringe. I never felt such a strong urge to just reach through time and space to yeet someone's phone away from them for their own good.

[@alltimeorphan]

*bats eyes cutely* w- w- whats wrong with asterisks, Y- KZbin, All I want to do is watch a video, stop making me update-senpai? ;3 (this is a joke that will send me to bad hell.)

[@lolucorn1]

I use asterisks to *emphasise* speech, that's hopefully ok in your eyes.

[@briocheandtea]

@@alltimeorphan h-hello from a ywear lwater!! *tilts head cutely* k-knownevildoer-san, h-how are you today!! >_< (im sorry i had the urge to do this i swear this is a joke.)

[@crownclowncreations]

I recently had a creep on facebook try and "flirt" with me. He was confused whether I was a guy or a girl (I'm pretty androgynous I guess), and kept asking for my weight, hormones and height and stuff. But it got even weirder. He talked about possibly hiring me for a job (I make art and animations), and asked for my snap, so I gave it to him. But all he did was text me this weird shit about my pheromones or something, and said he had had a sexual fantasy about me. I said that was weird and I was already seeing someone. He said he wasn't looking for a date, just sex. I said no thank you. He asked if I was asexual, I replied I was on the spectrum, yes. Then he blabbered on about me being a perfect match for his sexual fantasy, and kept throwing all these "smart" words at me like "Your mandibula is very rectangle and you have deep orbita etc etc" whatever the hell that means lol, and how he knew me better than if we had talked for 300 hours - just because I was honest about my mental health. I said I highly doubted that, he said to test him, so I did. Like what my relationship with my siblings and parents were. Ofc he got it all wrong - because he knew jack about me. I took screenshots of our convo, and he got mad. I said I always did that with creeps online, and then he _threatened to sue me_ if I shared the convo with anyone. I kid you not! Ofc I knew that was an empty threat and I just blocked his ass. I still have the screenshots and have shared them with the guy I'm dating lol. We still joke about the "pheromones and 300 hours".

[@PenguinLord10]

Literally all of that is yikes city, but as another ace person the sexual fantasy part is the biggest yikes of all. What the hell is wrong with people?

[@BwooHuraca]

Sounds like that weirdie believed in phrenology.

[@shaquillemcgonigle1898]

Ugh there is nothing sexier than a rectangular mandibula 😩lmao

[@lolucorn1]

Are you sure he isn't an insect with his obsession with pheromones and hormones?

[@f0xs_bl00D]

As a fellow aspec I felt this, I've had many men in my DMs either completely ignore the fact I told them I'm on the asexual spectrum and goes on being sexual (some I told multiple times but they refused to acknowledge it I guess) or say that I'm not on the spectrum (like they could decide what a stranger is and isn't) and that they can be sexual towards me because of it, most were adults or teenagers (I'm a teenager as well but still)

[@Nevertoleave]

People who threaten to Disney Mom themselves to force others to do what they want are not good people

[@CriAleMar]

It took me a while to get this so I was VERY CONFUSED about what having a dump truck butt meant for this 😭

[@Jermbot15]

That's a good euphemism.

[@feuerling]

​@@CriAleMar that's pixar moms

[@thestoryKeeper123]

Wtf does this mean

[@Jermbot15]

@@thestoryKeeper123 There are no living mom's in Disney.

[@AethAbyss]

As someone who HAS personality disorder that first one is actually fucking hilarious and I love it

[@Tobertobee]

I always ask back “Which one?” I mean you set yourself up for it

[@AethAbyss]

@@Tobertobee I mean if someone actually has a PD they probably will tell you LMAO

[@Tobertobee]

@@AethAbyss I do??? I have Dependent Personality Disorder and I cope with it with jokes and yeah I do tell them about the diagnosis and me coping with jokes because it seems like two different people are talking at times Also love the aether PFP

[@mathsiecat]

Another Personality Disorder here! I rofl‘d

[@Atan55555]

BPD here lol

[@SoVidushi]

Got told to kms by my stalker after I ignored his messages asking me to go out with him so this video came at just the right time.

[@DragonriderEpona]

Hope you can sort this out soon. (Even if it with the help of the police .__. )

[@ladykynthos]

They're just horrible people and I hope you get safely out of it!

[@SoVidushi]

Thank you y'all :)

[@madalice5134]

I'm sorry your dealing with that shit. I hope things get better and that you are safe.

[@ghostpad]

I hope you're doing okay!!!!

[@polarstriker3854]

as a trans girl with depression, the cure is to *become* the local goth gf

[@alexshinra6722]

Do it

[@missnaomi613]

That's clever. I hope you're able to get professional help, as well. Please accept some mama hugs. 💙💗🤍💗💙

[@barkni1913]

@@missnaomi613 I love how much context changes the meaning and tone of “professional help” lol (not saying anything against what you said just trying to share the laugh i got from realising it)

[@DungeonsAndStarku]

As a trans guy with depression I can confirm the opposite, I became the femboy

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

Fake woman

[@ladylikelayla]

Thank you Click for making a safe space I can come to every good and bad day, where I can just smile and feel comfortable. You have definitely Naruto ran into this trans femoid's heart ❤️

[@kmarshallx3]

I'm just so glad you're here. 💜💜💜

[@remirusaiki]

The use of 'femoid' for this specific video was the funniest thing ever, thank you

[@blesskurunai9213]

Yea this channel is also my safe space. Click is just so funny and wholesome at the same times I genuinely feel comforted when I watch his videos.

[@sonyp1483]

Same ❤️❤️❤️ He's amazing 😭

[@catlover2223]

Would you say it was "transformative"?

[@Aavazandum]

When you get friend zoned but now you have a friend.

[@isacocca3187]

Honestly, as an ace (kinda), i would be so fucking happy in both cases lol

[@blesskurunai9213]

@@isacocca3187 as an aro-ace, same! Also why is this channel the place where I have seen the most amount of aces other than actual ace related places?

[@Crossing.Blue_Water.]

@@blesskurunai9213no aroace is immune to cliccy thiccy wiccy - also hello fellow aroace

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

Here and over on OT, too. I think because they accept us for who we are. They've become safe spaces for us. They also appreciate our memes 😃

[@snekysneks]

Literally me and my best friend

[@beardoodle9835]

These people are completely unhinged 😱 A friend of a friend once went on a rant to us about how horrible women are, blah, blah, blah, and I looked at him and told him to date guys then, because he had sooooo much love and admiration for men, but not women. He visibly turned beet red, cussed at me, and stormed off. Honestly, it seemed like the right solution to me 🤷‍♀️ I mean, if you think women are gross, b#$%&, fat, ugly, etc etc, sounds like they aren't for you, right?

[@tokyobateman6610]

10:48 “My name is Child, I am from Childstan, and I am child year old. My hobbies include, but are not limited to, being a child.”

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

You make sure to get home at Child PM and go to bed at no less than Child Child PM and make sure to always get Child hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm child and doing about child minutes of stretches before going to bed, you usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, you wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, on account of being a baby. You were told there were no issues at your last child. What I’m trying to explain is that you’re a child who wishes to live a very child life. You take care not to trouble yourself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause you to lose child at night. That is how you deal with society, and I know that is what brings you child. Although, if you were to fight, you wouldn’t lose to anyone.

[@7ELLISON7]

there are better ways to say that than warm child ​my guy- @@Aaa-vp6ug

[@lampekartoffel]

Okay, the fedora act was way too good. I got legit goosebumps - the bad kind

[@tarrantwolf]

Those aren't goosebumps they're cringebumps.

[@lampekartoffel]

@@tarrantwolf Well, I did almost cringe physically, so you're probably right😅😂

[@Montesama314]

"I just want to be with someone romantically, sex isn't the point, also I worship a sex trafficker who says romance isn't the point of relationship"

[@kinoko9053]

"Do you know what you do with bullies? You feed them mushrooms that you are not exactly sure what they do" - Click during Sons of the Forest early access live stream. 26 of February 2023.

[@kinoko9053]

@@taraallen7408 lmao true that.

[@gabrote42]

​@Tara Allen Don't worry, just pick some from The Lost Levels

[@gabrote42]

@Tara Allen Oh I see. The Lost Levels was the first Japan only sequel to Super Mario Bros. It included the only appearance of the Poison Mushroom in the franchise. It was a mushroom that damaged you. Sorry for assuming

[@AhsimNreiziev]

​@@gabrote42 _"It included the only appearance of the Poison Mushroom in the franchise."_ Not if you count "Super Mario Maker 2". And I just looked it up, and apparently they also appear in "Super Mario 3D Land", which *_definitely_* counts as part of the main franchise.

[@gabrote42]

@@AhsimNreiziev Really? Huh. Sorry dude, I have only played M64. Thabks for the info

[@floopismcfloorpus4396]

Let’s be realistic, in an apocalyptic scenario, the dude at 4:56 would probably die off first due to the complete destruction of the chicken tendie and Mt. Dew supply chains…

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

That guy saying he was looking for someone else so that they could be the creepy couple looking for a third person is the funniest thing ever lol

[@arch3r_istired]

seeing this reminded me of a dm i got from a random person i don't know earlier today. the conversation was as follows: person: "hello" "are you trans" me: "yeah, why?" (i have openly stated i'm trans on the app) person: "can i see?" me: "wtf no" SERIOUSLY MAN LEAVE ME ALONE 💀

[@John_Weiss]

Eeeeeew! And of course, you can't fire back with, "You first," like you can in public when some Arschgeige starts asking questions about your genitals. Because they'll just send d1ck pics.

[@TheMasqueradeParty.]

WHAT THE FRUCK DID THEY MEAN BY “CAN I SEE” SEE WHAT???? _SEE WHAT?????_ -Anon

[@arch3r_istired]

@@TheMasqueradeParty. EXACTLY AND THEN WHEN I CALLED THEM A CREEP THEY JUST KEPT ASKINGGG

[@TheMasqueradeParty.]

@@arch3r_istired EW- IM SORRY THAT HAPPENDED TO YOU! I CANNOT GET THE CAPSLOCK TO TURN OFF BUT PEOPLE LIKE TAHT ARE GROSS THERES WANTING TO LEARN AND GHEN THERES BEING CREEPY -ANON

[@nintendoboy3605]

​@@TheMasqueradeParty. See the transition

[@bearza_]

i worry about click’s sanity after reading so many posts from people without object permanence

[@najrenchelf2751]

I do too, but he’s holding on strong actually! 👀 ...somehow.

[@adams509]

2:35 Austin's profile is what I like to call a red flag sandwich 😂 1: start with a smaller red flag "if you dress like a stripper.." 2: have some okay/agreeable stuff in the middle that makes you think "okay not so bad, nature and movies are pretty nice, he might just have some bad opinions" 3: Finish with another, huge red flag "Andrew Tate is the man" It would be an okay sandwich if the bread wasn't so moldy and toxic lolol

[@Roadent1241]

Yeah, that was a sausage sarnie with well cooked meat but mouldy AF bread, should've left it in the freezer, not on the counter....

[@SyIzumakai]

I would love to buy a shirt that reads “you don’t need a boyfriend/girlfriend, you need a therapist”

[@Saturnm0ss]

19:25 are they threatening that they could have had their way with A CHILD THAT THEY BABYSAT

[@thearoaceartist5463]

Someone tried to pick me up last weekend by telling me their grandpa died and I should buy him a drink to cheer him up. I did not buy him a drink

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

Goofy flag

[@lolucorn1]

There are so many different flags in there and I don't even recognise the middle colours. Could you please explain them? (I'm not trying to be derogatory I'm genuinely asking)

[@midnight_blue_moon]

I think a general rule of socializing with literally anyone is that unless you're writing a dialogue (hint: you're not writing a dialogue) don't use asterisks or statements in asterisks ever.

[@thesadtoast]

A not so fun animal fact: If you wear Kalvin Klein Obsession in the jungle, there's a big chance that a big cat will find you. Don't.

[@Roadent1241]

Does it have pheromones in it or summink?

[@DarkSecret149]

Pro tip: if you send me pictures of some anime girls, be prepared for a monolog about that specific character and the anime in total.

[@Shotty_Gamer]

14:50: Watch her call him only to tell the kid that she's not his new mom and his dad's a creep who stalks girls online

[@furansus]

Whenever Click says "you smell amazing", it makes me feel better about being in goblin mode.

[@omegadragons321]

is climbing on all fours up a flight of stairs a part of goblin mode

[@Atan55555]

​@@omegadragons321yes, fellow goblin.

[@uni8514]

20:45 is honestly just sad? Like I feel like so many men think that when they’re sad they “need” that kind of thing like… they need hugs.A lot of men are so touch starved they probably don’t realize they just need to be held.

[@literaltrashpigeon5570]

My psychotherapist once prescribed/suggested me to get fwbs....I still think that's the funniest mental medical advice I've ever gotten.

[@jasperjazzie]

they really diagnosed you with no bitches huh /lh

[@Kfroguar]

Dude I've had literal priests tell me i needed to get out and date people. I feel you.

[@typoriver3651]

Ugh. My therapist was gonna suggest the same thing. But I'm AroAce. So she suggested I get a massage instead for "human contact" lol

[@AsmodeusDHare]

@@typoriver3651 Sounds about right. Intimate contact without needing worry if they expect you to call in the morning. Plus many of our problems are less problematic when we're more relaxed and can tackle them properly

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

6:50 Bruh, this character is literally called the *Child,* and the fans call it *Baby* Yoda. How TF would you think it's a shmeks doll?

[@BlueSkyBirdies]

That's the (gross) joke

[@mazikeenthegay]

Thank you Click for always saying I smell good. I have been having some insecurities lately with how I smell and you help me feel better.

[@tarynwest4044]

I hate emotional manipulation. It's just peer pressure, but worse.

[@TheMasqueradeParty.]

spicy peer pressure -Anon

[@alltimeorphan]

professionally concentrated peer pressure

[@db_524]

Same

[@BlueGreenGlobe]

Peer pressure (being a peer not required)!

[@brandf.7691]

If I had a nickel every time I saw someone say they were in the hospital on the day a girl was born so they were meant to be, I would have a small but unsettling number of nickels.

[@Jamie-wh3ps]

Seeing those conversations makes me feel so much better about my social skills

[@grochek1]

6:15 I am reminded that in a previous video, Click gave the short story about the man who went to Mexico to "game over" himself, but found reasons to live again after a week of "chemical happiness" and "services by a local". 11:00 If a grown man asks an underaged person for pictures, they should be sent a photo of a cop with their handcuffs out.

[@DragonriderEpona]

Or probably go straight to the police ^^'

[@grochek1]

@@DragonriderEpona I would have said and

[@gabrote42]

This is relevant for recent controversies about big creative writing projects on wikidot. You know the one.

[@jointhearumanati8574]

I've lost all faith in humanity but at least it's good for laughs and the Yoda impression was hilarious😂🤣

[@JUMALATION1]

Some of the faces Mark makes when in character are almost terrifying but hilarious at the same time 🤣😅

[@Primal_Chaos]

I'm fairly certain this is on purpose, :D

[@AsmodeusDHare]

Just like Jim Carey

[@plaguedoctorraccoon]

Sorry might be a dumb question but when you say Mark are you referring to Click? I dont know his actual name

[@JUMALATION1]

@@plaguedoctorraccoon Yes, his first name is Mark :)

[@JennyEverywhere]

9:01 did that guy just say "diamond dozen"? The phrase is "dime a dozen", and describes how common something is -- that you could buy one for _less than a cent!_ There's no such thing as "diamond dozen". That's total "bone apple teeth" right there!

[@spl420]

It looks 100% intentional though

[@celw3950]

"i will naruto run straight into your heart" is a line that i now need to use immediately. i will text my gf this and then i'll update you guys EDIT: chill out guys, ive been busy looking for a new gf ok in all seriousness tho my gf replied with "oh my god you and your straight arms" and i have absolutely no idea what she means. i have used worse lines to flirt with her so im def in safe territory but shes as crazy as me so no one knows whats going on. thank you for joining in.

[@ankebosing1968]

What does fishcake have to do with it?

[@geraintthomas4343]

...soooo i hear you're single now....

[@mold3314]

It's been 6 hours, how'd it go?

[@Roadent1241]

@@ankebosing1968 I could ask you t'same thing XD

[@mystoxxiide9043]

ITS BEEN 8 HOURS I NEED ANSWERS

[@yourweirdplant]

"Touching grass is a little overused concept BUT HAVE YOU EVER EVEN SEEN GRASS?!" Thanks Click. Now I can use this.

[@obamathesupportdemon]

About 16:30 you can see how your face turns red. That's because your strong emotions make you hesitate in the casting of the spell that hides your demon form under your human disguise.

[@Mx_Jayden]

11:18 The LMFAO WHAT!? Click sounded like Elmo a little. 🤣🤣🤣

[@EdwardCa_A]

I had binge watching and was in need of more click, THANK YOU Click for providing us with another amazing video today. Idk, I've been sick for 2 weeks and this made me way too happy. I hope you're having an amazing day~ Now I'm gonna watch this masterpiece

[@oakenshadow6763]

I hope you feel better soon. Make sure to drink lots of fluids. Try tea with honey.

[@andersbodving4510]

As a father with a teenaged daughter... This makes me scared, depressed and fearful of the future. And also makes me REALLY happy being married. I'd hate to have to go out in the dating pool with these swamp creatures out there...

[@Salem_Witch_Trial_Logic]

Most clowns on dating apps are desperate. It’s like a big old closed loop/echo chamber with minimal actual human interaction. Mental health issues probably ain’t helping either. Big problem is, too many options, but most of them aren’t great to begin with. It’s easier to hide behind a screen and harder for reasonable people to figure out who’s fake and who ain’t.

[@nadjav8304]

9:31 click saying uno you-no is freaking me out

[@duckatali]

the "WHAT!?" at 25:39 has me in literal tears, oh my gods

[@AnonYmous-ce3ml]

So, I had to say this. My wife and I actually met through Discord. And after the irl ceremony, had a discord wedding, cause ovid. Kinda funny to see the failures we coulda been, had we not been at least slightly sane people.

[@mikkitoro8933]

Person: Tries to guilt trip me into doing something, by saying they'll die. Me: "Long live the king."

[@Roadent1241]

Do you use the Scar pic as well?

[@mikkitoro8933]

@@Roadent1241 Naturally. I would have used it if KZbin allowed gifs.

[@Roadent1241]

@@mikkitoro8933 Of course.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"do a flip"

[@funnyusername8635]

30:10 Translation--"I have a severe, untreated anxiety disorder. I need to have my simplified world view where I am valuable and you need me so I can feel like I'm in control." There ya go. That should help ya out if you ever come across this combo of (1) clearly stating they have a mental health problem they don't seem to be treating, (2) making blanket statements about millions/billions of people and (3) seeking people to get high with ("psychonaut" is usually code for self medicating--few are actual psychonauts).

[@rachelsyrup]

4:43 The moment you said "sack of poo" the smell from my cat's apparently-just-used litter box hit me and I'm like hmm. Yep. This is the olfactory equivalent of what it feels like to read those messages.

[@fragglegoth]

"I will Naruto-run straight into your heart" Ouch, that sounds painful 😆

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

“Honey, that is how you smash yourself against a cannonball.”

[@ichguckegerneyoutube8837]

normally i share the stories of my horrible parents under r/insaneparents videos here, but i have a new story and it doesnt fit under r/insaneparents. so, my parents dislike me, i dislike them, especially my mom, since she is homophobic and so on, and im a closeted bi transfem... anyways, i came out to my dad as bi, and he is supportive which is really cool. I also came out to my sister as trans, and she is also supportive. so, no bad story this time, which is really cool. im still going to cut off my mom as soon as im financially stable enough to do so and out of uni.

[@John_Weiss]

Das klingt vernünftig.

[@aussieamon]

This video made me remember horrible cringe things I did as a teen. At the time I'd thought it was all innocent and well intentioned in my head but looking back, it was creepy at best. My only defence is the mix of hormones and the naivety of being young are a powerful mix.

[@karelfinn2343]

These people aren't inept at flirting (well, they probably are, but that's not what's happening here). What they're doing is being deliberately repulsive so that they feel like they have control over the conversation. They value that feeling higher than the possibility of an actual human connection, which is far more pathetic than anything they might actually say.

[@BastardIndustries]

7:30 I have an ex who was exactly like this, who I met on Discord funny enough, dated for almost a year, should've realized what he was like when he got kicked from a server for calling the admin mommy before we dated (This isn't a vent I just thought some people would find it really funny)

[@ashes8316]

15:13 your eyebrows do a smooth wave lmao

[@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei]

As former tumblr RP fanpage where I used to be pretend to be fictional characters why tf are people role-playing while meeting someone? That shit ain't a first message kinda thing unless their profile is literally the character

[@Haze-xr9rc]

16:36 "It's like if a roller coaster was 10 meters long but it had like 4 different turns, just like **turkey noises** 'we're done.'"

[@elin_]

"Where did pity s*x go?" It didn't go anywhere, because IT NEVER EXISTED TO BEGIN WITH! My goodness 😂

[@slice6298]

27:14 that was some good squek performed by Click We need more

[@midnamidnightwhisper7529]

When your pickup likes look like - 1 - A terms and conditions page 2 - A blatantly-objectifying super-hot-take 3 - An anime playscript You're doing something wrong

[@VoeuxPLUS]

14:01 "I will just assume he's not a parent this is just a really weird manipulative scheme".... my heart sync... I cannot imagine something like this, I'm really too honest, too naive and "blue-eyed" to believe anyone will do that. 😓 Even when I disagree with the comportement, I cannot imagine someone telling lies. I'm not an idealist but I still believe everyone is telling the truth until proven otherwise. Does that make me an easy victim? I don't think so, because I want indisputable proof before embarking on a project (far be it from me, Nigerian kings). 🤷‍♀

[@Internet_No_Body]

1:06 , it isn't very hard to get a personality with a personality disorder, I have a friend who collects them, he has over a dozen and they annoy him constantly.

[@KitsuneGB-hc9zb]

Click: “Laddies, Lassies, and Lassos” Fedora Click: “M’Laddies, M’lassies, and M’Lassos”

[@pandoraforbes4064]

24:58 as someone who’s pansexual and Genderfluid we do not claim this one-

[@MatingPress]

It's baffling to me how some of these people are so delusional that they somehow think using asterisks and other RP speak is a normal way to interact with people

[@MatingPress]

A lot of these are probably fake and just created to farm Reddit karma, but they can't *all* be fake

[@danair5575]

Did you know : In 1881 a law authorized women to open a savings account in complete autonomy. This measure was reinforced by a 1895 law, which allowed them to make deposits and withdrawals without their husband's approval. For USA, it wasn't until 1975 that women could open a bank account in their own name. Also, in 1920s, many of the suffragists’ strongest supporters were their husbands, fathers, brothers, uncles, and other men. Progress is slow but steady, so when everyone gets together, we can reach the stars. :)

[@unknowngod8221]

love how incel ignore these thing to fit in their echo chamber

[@darkstarr984]

8:08 So this is a prime example of making excuses for why you are some way without any attempts to fix that problem. It’s one thing to say, explain that change is hard, but you’re working on managing your temper, after ending up in a screaming match over how they don’t understand why you care about rules concerning people you don’t know. It’s similar, but with effort, you get better at managing your problems and not taking them out on others. Because this kind of behavior is the easy thing when you’ve been hurt in some way, and it’s also likely to hurt others, so it’s still up to you to learn to let yourself trust even though you can be hurt again, or to stop taking the bait when people refuse to care about something you care deeply about.

[@DirgeTV]

There's an alarming mix of unsolicited roleplay and possible past trauma in many of these. I would not remotely have the courage to type any of this.

[@Ami-zz3ij]

I would say I'm really insecure when it comes to telling someone that I'm interested in them. And then there are these men on the internet who tell women they don't know how much they love them without feeling even a bit of embarrassment

[@AsmodeusDHare]

1:41 - I complain about the FZ because I know I was there. The girl admitted that I possessed the qualities she was looking for but did nto want to risk her losing the shoulder to cry on when it doesnt' work out. I took a deep breath and gave up on wooing her and told her that hurts but glad I could be of some use to her. We still talked though. she was honest to me so not going to incel on her. I said my piece and worked it out with her. Thankfully she took any advice I had to heart to reduce the sobbing mess she became after a break up.

[@matthewlightwood5412]

5:01 And this is part of the reason why so many afab people intend to * ahem * remove themselves from the equation if an apocalypse ever becomes imminent. Better to liven't free than to live like that.

[@gunsandroses896]

Yeah. Like, I'm pretty sure they'd either take their chances with the cannibals, or tale their chances with the cliff.

[@KaraTheGirlie]

HEY CLICCY I LOVE YOU YOUVE HELPED ME BE COMFORTABLE AS MYSELF, HELPED ME GET THE STRENGTH TO STSRT TRANSITIONING

[@mythicalgirl2005]

I was at the mall with my best friend last week and some older dude asked her if she was single- it wasn't as creepy as it could have been because one, we're legal adults, and two, he left it alone when she said no, but she still didn't like it (which was why she said no even though she is currently single).

[@izzysmith105]

22:20 is to be honest kind of smooth imho (I have zero experience with dating and flirting except for tv etc though so idk) Probably works better in person when you can add tone and body language to make it sweeter and politer The guys just way overreacted, be like "Yeah, sorry that was cringy, Hi" or try another line if you're so desperate to use a pickup line

[@EliasKayama245]

FUN FACT: AT 5:16 IN THE VIDEO CLICK SAYS POST ACOCKALYPTIC INSTEAD OF POST APOCALYPTIC.

[@zemorph42]

14:55 Well, that escalated quickly.

[@chineduj-o6291]

0:29 It's like he has a formality toggle and it's hilarious how he just went from informal to professional like 👌🏾 that

[@GuimoTheGizo]

Wow, that was a thoroughly uncomfortable video. Thanks Clicky, now everything else that happened today feels comparatively great!

[@42KrewePhotography]

I hate how these creeps have taken all the joy out of the ancient, pre-emoji art of bounding asterisks.

[@Someone-dv7hw]

6:20 that reminds me of the story of the guy who went to some place to kill himself but instead rented a seedy room and sex workers for a few weeks and got back his will to live or smth... I believe I heard this story on this channel even

[@abigailr.9601]

What the heck…I know I’ve never been on a dating app but like why are there so many “pickup” lines and texts that are basically one-sided role play??? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤨

[@arry950]

For the longest time I've always been super self conscious about the way I smell, which sounds weird, and I have no idea how it started, but it's not a fun thing :/ I never expected the thing to help me with that to be watching the videos of the most amazingly cursed channel to bless KZbin with its presence. Thank you.

[@babafo6788]

22:45 That was your best? Wow, my condolences...

[@SimonClarkstone]

31:04 Photographs would only show the outside of him. These rants show his personality and make it much easier for people who wouldn't like him to avoid him. They help everyone.

[@cijmo]

You young people don't know how easy you have it. If we wanted to record our farts, we had to find someone with a tape recorder and fart into their microphone.

[@myleftnut7032]

(Around maybe 7:55) Tis’ what? Tis’ not an excuse, my friend. I grew up with no father and a single mother where we lived at our control freak great grandma and grandma and her son until I was maybe 7. I still try to not be controlling, because it’s not that hard. It’s not that hard to just treat people like they’re real and not like they’re sims that you purposely torture

[@diozawourdo3994]

It’s posts like the ones in this video that make me realize theres always someone worse 💀

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

L flag

[@diozawourdo3994]

@@Sc2WarCriminal really said that on a comment on a video from click 💀

[@Sc2WarCriminal]

@@diozawourdo3994 yes