"Incel Pickup Lines" Are Unhinged

[@HatpinPunk]

Life tip: if someone threatens suicide and you don't want to assume they're bluffing, call the police and tell them about the situation. If it was an empty threat they failed to manipulate you and if it wasn't they'll get the help they need.

[@PandaPops74]

I had to do that once, I was pretty sure it was an empty threat but I didn't want it on my conscience just in case

[@sleepingkirby]

You forgot the part that if it is an empty threat, the police showed up and he has to explain to a bunch of police how desperate he was that he had to lie and get the police involved. Double points!

[@HatpinPunk]

@@celery7094 thats a very helpful addition, thank you!

[@Sr_ECO]

Nah, if a stranger threatens me with that i would say "go ahead, do it"

[@krbthewitch]

I remember a sibling of mine had a girlfriend who tried that. Our dad went to her house to check on her and she had to explain her actions to her grandma.

[@baosia]

Let's just assume "Lesbian is a label girls use to keep creeps away" is true... and she used it on you dude... Time to do some reflecting by your own logics

[@eclat4641]

B-but guys like lesbians😂

[@Darkness_Fuchsia]

@@eclat4641 Bro, doesn't matter much, a girl saying she's lesbian is literally saying there's zero chance for a hookup, like not even the slightest bit of hope, nada

[@eclat4641]

@@Darkness_Fuchsia what about trans? 😂.

[@Darkness_Fuchsia]

@@eclat4641 Completely unrelated

[@obnoxiousbluebird6634]

Yeah, it's something I keep in my back pocket, so to speak! I've never felt the need to use it on creeps, but I did use it once on a *very* shy and insecure guy, who looked like he was going to pass out when he asked me out and I didn't know what else to say that wouldn't make him feel like crap, so I told him if I was interested in guys I would go out with him in a second. He really wasn't a bad guy, just really awkward!

[@ninjamaster9094]

Hal from Megamind is the perfect example of a “nice guy” villain. He was a gaslighting creep even before he got super powers, used his powers as an excuse to do whatever he wanted, and threw a massive super power fueled tantrum when Roxanne still didn’t want him.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Exactly.

[@minidreadproductions2566]

Fun Fact(that everyone who watched knows): Megamind/Space Dad originally called Hal’s hero name Titan, but Hal thought it was Tighten, which is why he called it Tightenville.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

@@minidreadproductions2566 I knew that because I like watching movies with the subtitles on. Homophones, huh?

[@blahaj3730]

FRRR

[@CodaBlair]

The channel Cinema Therapy actually did a really good episode talking about that, as well as about how Megamind was always good, but had always been placed in the perspective of a villain and so acted that way.

[@PeridotBee]

I'm honestly terrified of the sort of people who just WONT take no for an answer, like I get that your feelings are hurt. but you don't need to lie to their family about them being in a car accident, or come to their house after they already said they didn't want to talk to you.

[@Sly-Moose]

I think that dude was actually trying to commit premeditated r word actually- 👀 So a little bit more than just a nice guy. An actual delusional criminal.

[@butterflypooo]

Not taking no for an answer is dangerous. Consent means respecting someone’s boundaries. I know the thread is called incels but I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them were serial rapists … just by the way they talk.

[@mattmammone2338]

Some people think you're playing hard to get, and they act like its a game.

[@pancakes8670]

Then those same people go on to become our Politicians

[@butterflypooo]

@@mattmammone2338 they’ve been told that they are always the predator and girls are always their prey. They’ve been told that they are best and deserve whatever they want, at any cost. This is toxic masculinity.

[@teajaykay8729]

I love the end. I hate guys with short man syndrome. My ex husband had it and was 5'8" He wouldnt let me wear heels because we would be the same height. And he wanted me to weight like 50 pounds less than him because he didnt want me to be bigger then him. My now husband is 5'6" and doesnt care at all if i wear heels. as he said " I am just happy to be seen with someone as beautiful as you" and I am almost 100 pounds heavier then him. he doesnt care. he loves me regardless. and i like that he isnt insecure about his height and doesnt use that to control what i do with my body

[@butterflypooo]

Wow. Any excuse to try to control a woman. Sheesh. It’s one thing to be insecure but to use that to control others is so manipulative. It tells me that they are just looking to control and probably are faking/exaggerating their insecurities. I’m 5’6 and I don’t feel short. I think most guys are at my eye level or at least seem to be. I think being 5’6 or 5’8 is a lot more common than the internet makes it seem. Glad ur current husband sounds a lot more down to earth (not a short joke- pun not intended).

[@XD-pl8qu]

At the end of the day, the only thing that matters is how you treat your partner and if you are happy in your relationship. Dudes who don't understand that and make everything about their height and what ppl will think of them will be forever unhappy in their own insecurities. congrats on your marriage!

[@sprig5173]

You were like Nicole Kidman with Tom Cruise but now you got a Keith Urban. ❤️

[@Ikajo]

I'm short, like really short. I would honestly prefer a partner that doesn't make me crank my neck just to look at them.

[@teajaykay8729]

@@Ikajo right?? I've been with a guy who was 6'5" and it wasnt all it was cut out to be. It was cool that he could pick me up like a baby, but that was it.

[@T0rchKnight]

“If you reject me your ablest. I’m dyslexic” Jokes on you so am I 😩💅🏼

[@T0rchKnight]

@@_butter.cup_ hi ( ^ω^ )

[@Dovah_Slayer]

And here we see 2 genshin players meet and have a lovely conversation (I will not apologize for this joke)

[@dhans9662]

@@Dovah_Slayer I feel like you were about to go for a different joke bro ☠

[@Dovah_Slayer]

@@dhans9662 lol

[@natasapap7936]

Lol uno reverse card

[@bellabambibecca-venus4386]

As a sex worker, I receive so many messages like these on a daily basis. Unfortunately these aren’t rare. To anyone who struggles with receiving messages like this, my best advice is find consistent comebacks to common things you get messaged. For example: I get a lot of unsolicited nudes (mostly from cis guys, not exclusively, but mostly from them), so what I do is I send a pic of a banana cutter back. If you can find a way to respond that shuts them up and makes you laugh, it’s my personal favourite way to deal with them.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

lmao a banana cutter... beautiful. I think a pair of gelding shears might do the trick too

[@kaybadberg534]

@@comradewindowsill4253 are gelding shears what rabbis use for circumcisions? Edit: oh wow I was way off!!!

[@playkawaii2104]

Ok, that's genius and funny!

[@dmitrirudder4878]

I work at a farm supply store. My choice would be a castration kit. The sight of those rubber bands is very terrifying

[@beth-bi9yv]

❤amazing

[@arlecchino4004]

I love how clicky is such a swede he's immediately going to "if being gay classified as a dieses then people should get sick days for being gay" without knowing this is literally a thing that happened in Sweden in the 70's when being gay was classified as a dieses (like, people were calling to work saying they're gay and therefore need a sickday leave as a protest)

[@MandaJK.]

I looked for this comment haha!

[@Kualinar]

In Canada, homosexuality was still regarded as a disease well into the 1990's. Back then, the Red Cross would disqualify anyone with even some homosexual tendency from giving blood. They insisted that receiving blood from an homosexual person WILL make you homosexual. Then, as late as the early 2000, the the psychologists order got forced, screaming and kicking, to accept that it was not a mental health problem... By it's own members. Before 1968, homosexuality was still a crime.

[@Argonwolfproject]

I only know that's a real thing because Click himself explained it in a much older video.

[@arlecchino4004]

@@Argonwolfproject than maybe in the older video he didn't know? I just remember that he was collabing with OT and OT was telling him this and he was surprised lol

[@CloudsAndConstellations]

Being gay was considered a disease/mental illness in the United States, too. HIV/AIDS was referred to as "gay-relatee disease" at least up until the 70s. In the 50s and maybe 60s, but for sure the 50s on down, in the US, you could be committed for being gay. Being gay was listed on one of the DSMs, not sure which one, though. Being gay was removed from the DSM in 1987. In 1973 the American Psychiatrist Association voted to remove being gay as a mental illness. Disabled people didn't have rights until 1992. This country is so far behind. Ugh

[@SamirCCat]

While being on a psychiatric ward yesterday, I got diagnosed with Borderline personality disorder, and one of the most common traits are having difficulties with relationships, being manipulative and switching between idolising vs hating someone. Not me, nor anyone else I've met at the ward or in my therapy group is even CLOSE to behaving like these idiots... And we're officially mentally ill! These incels in the video are literally crazier than us crazy people!! (I'm female btw)

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

So, I guess these incels are extremely mentally ill

[@minidreadproductions2566]

I hope your life goes well if this is real ❤

[@electrogeek77]

They're not behaving in a disordered manner, they're actively trying to use manipulation to get their own way. They generally know what they're doing, it's just that they have such inflated senses of entitlement.

[@NotaArtist]

Fucking. FACTS THO. I also have been diagnosed with BPD and it can be a lot at times. But I do find some comfort in the fact that I don't act like these incels lol. I seriously hope you've found bpd treatments and things that work for you. Your disorder is valid as hell and you deserve good things. It is a disorder that unfortunately has a lot of bad stigma but it is something you can recover from nowadays. You can get through this 💙

[@ohokay4663]

Honestly as someone with borderline traits and emotional dysregulation, a lot of that has to do with a lack of a sense of entitlement. It doesn't matter how difficult you find it to cope with rejection or be fair to others, if you feel like you deserve someone you'll always hurt them

[@ryanranga8484]

Honestly I was so worried about trying out a fedora because of these people. Like I dress mostly in button ups and jeans and I wanted to try it. I did try it, and yeah they look amazing with nicer outfits or leather jacket and coats. I'm honestly annoyed I let these incel virgins stigma stop me trying this look sooner

[@Espion-]

honestly this sounds kind of like how i want to dress if i ever get the confidence to move away from my basic t-shirts and leggings, i really like the look of long coats and buttons and such, and fedoras have always been one of the only styles of hats i actually like so you can imagine my frustration with this stereotype lol

[@ryanranga8484]

@@Espion- oh no I do not wear long coats lol, I already look like a white supremacist lmao. Don't need to add to that more, though I did recently start shaving my head between of hair loss. My leather are basically vintage jackets I either inherited or found at the thrift store

[@stompingliger]

Wear it proudly and restore the honour of the fedora!

[@Espion-]

@@ryanranga8484 that's fair, i was just adding onto my own takeaway from what you were describing, so i might have a different mental image from what you do lol. either way your style sounds a lot like what i'd like mine to be, which is too bad with the iffy vibes it might give off as you've said. there are reasons i dont have the courage yet

[@adornedferret8926]

Glad I'm not the only one I wanted to stop wearing fedoras because of the stereo type even tho I like them

[@lostshadows768]

Gotta love a guy who starts with "break up your boyfriend" and still manages to go downhill.

[@toranbackup5851]

It shows why incels are so bad, because their behavior is often coupled with homophobia, racism, misogyny, xenophobia, and narcissism.

[@dandaropa]

Saw this before getting to that part of the video, and didn’t know how it would get worse, but oh my god it gets so much worse

[@meh2510]

What gets me about these types of posts is would they really want to go out with someone that would easily break up with their partner if someone asked them? I feel this way about homewreckers too.

[@theodorebarton4256]

I am an antisocial asexual with 0 dating experience and yet even I had better success in getting a girlfriend than the guys in this video. For clarification, I asked my best friend to be my girlfriend 2 days ago and she said yes :)

[@wishle1152]

Yoo! That’s awesome!

[@lilithreusch2614]

Aww congrats! Hope it's going well!

[@Dovah_Slayer]

It was a risk but honestly a smart idea your best friend knows you the best

[@idonoteatglitterglue]

Yay!! Congrats! 🎉

[@Solarstormflare]

Congrats!

[@moonshadow4276]

The length of your videos is honestly a blessing. Most other reddit channels only go for about 15mins and that just isn't enough XD

[@Yumsins]

Yeah

[@Yumsins]

I need more click content

[@enkelikarkki]

i dont have enough time to watch the longer videos and i never remember to come back after taking a break

[@Persholm1]

True

[@tjekker4274]

Yea

[@robertwarden6575]

I really hate that "nice guys" have ruined fedoras.

[@Andreas_42]

Just watch an Indiana Jones movie to see a cool fedora wearing man 🙂

[@kakahass8845]

Just wear a fedora eventually people won't associate it with them anymore.

[@luciasoosova2182]

Im AFAB and love my fedora. I hope that "trend" among incels will die out

[@kiyu3229]

@@luciasoosova2182 afab?

[@Tekdruid]

Um Ackchually it's a _trilby_ you sussy baka!

[@shiomicchi7247]

"Femininity is not attracted to femininity, it's biologically impossible" Lol I love that, I identify as a lesbian these days who has a strong preference for femme girls, but as a part of my self discovery journey I did identify as bi with a heavy preference for women at one point, and even then I would always end up drawn to the most feminine guy in the room. I am literally a female, not very femme myself but not particularly butch either, and I'm attracted to femininity. I always have been. Even when I identified as bi and in the rare instances where I felt some sort of attraction to men, it was always conventionally cute or feminine men. I just find cuteness and femininity extremely attractive. There is literally no other way to explain it.

[@ohokay4663]

SAME except. Not exactly. I'm a pretty fluid person presentation wise but I tend to be fairly femme and I always always always go for femme people, it's just the way I roll. Nothing wrong with mascs or butch, I consider myself masc quite a bit but femme just hits different for me

[@ms.annthropic6341]

Bi woman here and can confirm that while I am massively attracted to masculine men I am also hugely attracted to feminine women, they are both my preference. There are people in between those presentations that I have found attractive but if we’re talking about my “ideal” woman they basically look like Joan from Madmen with a little Betty thrown in. ⌛️

[@soupoup]

Pan person here and same

[@cosmicreef5858]

Forget the fact that you date someone for the personality not for their sexuality but okay. Also that being feminine does not relates to genders. It is a life style.

[@ohokay4663]

@@cosmicreef5858 I mean the sexuality can also be a big part of it. Plus it's not really a life style either it's a presentation.

[@cellva1682]

I didn't learn this concept until after high school. Had I known this it might've helped me realize what I was doing to myself and the people around me. Being a nice guy is a subconscious mindset that translates your words and actions to a "this for that" mentality and behavior (i.e. if I'm nice to you, then you SHOULD be nice to me because that seems fair) but life doesn't revolve around how you think and feel which is why people who think like this always feel so slighted by the smallest inconvenience. Being a good guy is completely different. Your words and actions say "I'm being nice to you because I WANT to be nice to you" because helping others around them have a better, more fulfilling day is more rewarding that having their feelings reciprocated.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Well you should expect niceness from others and give it in return, there's nothing wrong with that, but you shouldn't believe everyone will do whatever you want of them just cause you're nice. That's the major difference there.

[@kakahass8845]

Are you telling me members of the same species as me are nice to others because they want something in return?

[@augustaseptemberova5664]

Best comment. I have a question for you, if that's ok. Back then when you were like this .. would've there been anything someone could've said to make you rethink? Some kind of conversation-angle to approach this? Or is it something you grew/matured out of on your own? I have a cousin - he used to be such a great guy and like a little brother to me. But in the last 2 years or so, he's been quite the nice guy. And I've tried the "you're not 'nice' if you expect smth in return" approach, but it didn't really seem to sink in.

[@Sly-Moose]

They really can change. Proud of you, man. 👍

[@Sly-Moose]

@@augustaseptemberova5664 I would like this question to be answered as well. Am curious.

[@YukoHoon]

I feel so sorry for the guy who created the alpha wolf thing. He did that and found out he was wrong and tried to correct his theory, but people not only still believes that crap, they apply it to humans. I mean, anyone who calls himself an "alpha male" unironically is creepy af.

[@daviddieudonne7829]

What I never understood, if you do believe in that bs, how is having to tell people you’re an alpha not the most beta thing possible. If you really would be an alpha, you don’t need to tell it,…

[@Eagledude131]

My understanding of the theory is that it *is* true... but only under special circumstances, namely with wolves in captivity being forced to create an artificial pack instead of the familial ones they'd normally have The implications of that are incredibly funny for the alpha weirdos but I don't think they're smart enough to understand that

[@krishnavyas313]

​@@Eagledude131the guy who 1st said about alpha wolfs later discover that the alpha male was father of other wolfs.

[@eggarts9562]

Yeah wouldn’t the ‘alpha male’ actually be a dad/dad friend?

[@krishnavyas313]

@@eggarts9562 No, For that particular research, the alpha were father and mother of the pack others were their big pups. If there are just adults in pack then everyone takes turn to lead group so that everyone can get rest.

[@monikorasort]

I once had a guy who kept trying to ask me out, and I told him “I like girls”. He said “so do i” and KEPT ASKING. Ladies and gents, creeps who cannot take no for an answer the first time deserve none of your attention because they clearly don’t respect your boundaries or care about your consent. Stay safe out there

[@vanessakemp8653]

A guy at school literally said that to me, and joked about 'identifying' as a woman, as if that would make me like him

[@pancakes8670]

Click: "Can we have a villain character like this?" Hal from Megamind: **tips Fedora**

[@lynxlikestodraw2656]

Underrated comment.

[@tankedwarthog6424]

Boys DO NOT EVER send anyone text messages like these. If you ever wish to go on a date with someone you should NEVER be this "nice" to them. You are simply not being "nice" you are being a creep who will drive everyone away from you.

[@andreaseverin1346]

just let the boys who don't already know that take themselves outta the dating pool. they deserve their darwin award, incel edition

[@tankedwarthog6424]

@@andreaseverin1346 because I would really like shitty behavior like the people are showing to be taught out of or civilization

[@snailinashell]

hey im 🏳️‍⚧️ too!!! :)

[@cheesy4384]

@@snailinashell same!

[@JeppeBeier]

I would expect most people watching content like this already know the behavior on display is extremely toxic.

[@jessirarara]

I love these dudes that are like "This girl rejected me because she's taken." Then they go and harass the boyfriend as if... as if the boyfriend is the only reason they rejected them. Like dude... a woman being single doesn't mean she will date YOU.

[@nesamdoom]

And her dating you doesn't mean she won't go. A no is a no either way.

[@AmyFutch]

Forget all the creepy Halloween stories, this is scarier than all of those.

[@eclat4641]

😂

[@fujoshiangel8545]

Exactly 😮‍💨

[@Sr_ECO]

They're scary until you see them irl, most of them are pretty pathetic and weak

[@metalhead-qs6sk]

Omg! This is by far the best comment 👌 👏 🙌 🤣 ❤️

[@tortis6342]

something something truth is stranger than fiction.

[@artbookgaming]

Life pro tips: if someone threathens that they will harm themselves if you don't do something, don't do what they ask of you, it's emotional abuse and if you do it they will learn that they can manipulate you by abusing your empathy. Instead you can call the emergency number and tell them that you're worried they're going to harm themselves. Save the messages and show them to the authorities if they come talk to you about it. That person is likely going to be held in a psych ward for a day to make sure they're not a threat to themselves or others.

[@ukchanak]

personally, I would threaten to tell the cops that they are threatening themselves. "Okay, then, I'll tell the cops you threatened to self harm if you keep messaging me." I doubt any of these guys are smart enough to realize the cops probably won't even go looking if it's some rando online

[@Vox-Multis]

@@ukchanak I'd be tempted to take a more "sympathetic" tack. Something like, "Oh, you poor thing! But what you really need is professional help. Don't worry, I've already called someone and they're on their way to take you somewhere nice and safe where you can't hurt yourself or anyone else until you're all better. Congratulations on taking your first step on this long but important journey!"

[@spikeoramathon]

As a middle-aged biddy who's been married over 20 years, I don't really know about modern dating - but I WILL say: there were incels back in my day, too, they just weren't called by that name. And for the most part, they always harassed the pretty slim girls... and completely and totally ignored those of us who weren't conventionally beautiful. Honestly, if it's like how it was when I was young, then for every frustrated lad complaining that "no one" will give him a chance, there's a young lady sitting next to him wishing he'd stop pining after the Prom Queen and maybe look her way instead. I know; I was a nerdy gal who loved Star Wars, Doctor Who, and all things geeky, but the male geeks in my school couldn't even look in my direction - all the while complaining that there were "no girls" interested in them. The problem is that young men are taught from RomComs and other media that stalking a woman is "romantic", and that they should never take "no" for an answer. Also, they're so desperate for "a girl" that they treat women as a goal, or a prize to be "won", rather than a fellow human being. I think our culture has offered horrible, destructive lessons, to boys and girls alike, and the dating youth of today is suffering for the movie tropes older generations - including mine - perpetuated. I found the love of my life in my late 30s, someone who didn't need me to be thin or pretty but instead wanted someone who would love him for him, and grow old along with him. 20 years later we're still happy we chose each other based on personality and shared interests, because looks fade but a shared love of all things geeky is forever. Life can be good. Middle age is when you really find out who your true love is.

[@Red-dg3fe]

I'm so happy for you, congrats on finding the perfect life partner for yourself! 🥳20 years is so impressive 😲, I'm glad you're still together and happy 🥰. I'm not interested in dating or what-have-you, but comments like this and stories of successful relationships make me feel hopeful for the rest of humanity. As a fellow geek, and sibling to another geek, I hope my brother finds someone for himself who makes him just as happy as you sound with your husband🤞.

[@glenngriffon8032]

I personally feel like it needs to be normalized for women to persue men without getting labeled. Why should it always be the man's responsibility to approach a girl and ask her out? I've been with my bf for a few years now and I was the one who initiated the relationship. Guys are often every bit as shy as girls and they might feel like no one is interested in them. I think if they just had a girl approach them and ask them out on a date they'd avoid growing bitter and falling into the incel pit. On the other hand some guys are just garbage human beings who think their life problems will become magically fixed if they just had sex.

[@spikeoramathon]

@@glenngriffon8032 I totally agree! Back in my grandmother's day there were things like "Sadie Hawkins dances" where the woman would ask the man out, and "box lunch picnics," where the women would choose the man they wanted by giving him a lunch she'd prepared, but those were once a year/once a season events, and, of course, "traditional" role models applied.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

@@glenngriffon8032 Agreed, and media are definitely part of the problem here - it's always the man doing the pursuing, and if there's ever a woman who is after a man, she is either utterly pathetic or it'll turn out he's not the one for her. BTW, shout-out to Jane Austen, who already questioned that in her first book (not first published!!) by having a hero who was basically only getting into a pretty girl because she was impulsive enough to make it clear that she liked him a lot. About shy ... I had that fun moment in a dance club seeing two teenage girls being on the floor, dancing together and practicing all the moves they'd learned and looking absolutely heavenly: slim, pretty, dolled up, dancing confidently and beautifully ... while at the next table their male class mates clutch their soft drinks and watch with a mix of yearning and full-blown fear. I absolutely get that girls that lovely can be intimidating. But that's not the problem, the problem is when you combine that with (1) "I've got to shag a beautiful girl so my friends are impressed" and (2) "Not even gonna talk to an ugly ( = not stunningly sexy) girl, because my friends will laugh at me".

[@geekygoggles628]

Comments like this give me a little bit of hope back for the future. -Your Neighborhood Gen-Z

[@vFILIPv]

I hate it that creeps ruined fedoras and trench coats, previously it had "old murder mystery/ mafia movie" vibe but now it just screams "im a creep"

[@chillitheconqueror3567]

I watched spider man across the spider verse and then created a chatacter who wears a red trenchcoat because trenchcoats are awesome

[@kristien2010]

My husband is doing a part in helping reverse this without realizing it. He wears a trenchcoat and a flat cap (not a fedora but still). He looks like he stepped right out of Peaky Blinders & he's lovely. I need to find my old fedora as well

[@radschele1815]

Tbh, it still gives off murder mystery. Which of the men who felt rejected killed the woman?

[@nesamdoom]

The deffo fucked up the noir aesthetic.

[@charlesmcclure8000]

It's not ruined. Neck beards never look noir. Picture your stereo typical trench beard fedora? The only murder mystery they pull off is whether or not they're a serial killer

[@FableTheWolf]

It's stuff like this that makes it so terrifying to be a woman these days. In online circles I actually pretended to be a boy and only revealed the truth to a few people down the line that I really trusted to avoid all this garbage. It always worked very well and the few people who I let find out who I was were always the type of people who didn't care about gender in the first place. Even though we look at people acting this way and know they're idiots being called all those degrading things still hurts. No matter who says it I don't think anyone is ever immune to being insulted.

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

When these types of people insult me, I mostly find it pathetic & sometimes I find it to be hilarious, depending on word choice & creativity. What they are essentially telling me is that they haven't grown at all past the toddler stage where people throw tantrums when they don't get their way. They are flat out saying that they weren't raised correctly & have no grasp of appropriate behavior. It seems to be Mommy issues a lot of the time. They are also showing me exactly why they don't have anyone. It always says WAY more about them than it does about you no matter what words they use because they know next to nothing about you really. If they don't even like themselves enough to try figure out why every interaction with them ends with them being angry & negative to someone else, I'm genuinely baffled on why they expect anyone else to like them either. Like, dude, if you don't like you, why do you think I'm supposed to? The "logic" they are operating under is faulty so try not to take it on board. Opinions aren't facts so find a couple of people you trust to check yourself when you're questioning anything & throw the rest where they belong...in the trash. Good luck.

[@lexa2310]

That's why I pretend to be a boy when playing online with strangers. Less pressure to proof you are a "real gamer" and most weirdos leave you alone.

[@stevewebber707]

Speaking as a guy, I see no reason you should be obligated to tell your gender in an online game or generic situation. If someone is focused on what gender you are in an anonymous online situation, it's not strange to ask why they think that information is relevant. I suppose some people may want to flirt online, and if that's their thing, it doesn't bother me. But it strikes me as more than a bit juvenile, to worry about whether a person you are only going to engage with online, has boobs or not. It should go without saying the degrading, insulting stuff, is horrible, and hurtful.

[@John_Weiss]

@@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 OMG You just gave me an idea for a withering yet appropriate response to men acting like this: "Are you even potty-trained?"

[@Avrysatos]

it's because of all this I don't pretend to be a boy when I play online games. Those of us who can deal with the abuse for a time do so in hopes that people who can't deal with it won't have to and can still just be who they are. that and I'm too old to give af anymore. Once one asked for my bra size and I said "Why? should i be using them for the controller? is THAT why they call it a joystick?!" Poor kid was so confused.

[@hyouka4567]

“Women are supposed to be chosen, they’re not supposed to be selective” *stares at the entire animal kingdom*

[@alchemicpink2392]

Honestly if some misogynist creep threatened me with videogaming himself unless I had sex with him I'd just respond with "is that a promise?" and block him as soon as I saw he's read it. The reason being: Sex isn't a big deal, actually, and the world could use less creeps whose only resort to get such an insignificant thing is emotional blackmail.

[@RiveroftheWither]

If someone is particularly bad you should go preying mantis, tell him to live stream it because you want to watch the life drain from his eyes. No need to block after that

[@JoshSweetvale]

Ah! But sex is validation! It's adulting! Fetchers.

[@rizzobeloved]

@@RiveroftheWither Ayo???? (Imma use this btw)

[@thugpug4392]

@@RiveroftheWither gotta be careful because 9,999 are doing it to be manipulative or would be deterred by that but you don't want to find the 1 who passes the filter. That one guy who is serious, isn't deterred by your message, and figures out how to even upload the video post mortem would shock people following your method.

[@lampylightbulb]

I would just send them the suicide hotline and yeet on outta there

[@Sly-Moose]

Men who are insecure about their height, do they never realise that "Hm. My dad is also under 6 feet tall, and he managed to find a lovely, beautiful wife that is my mom." Like wtf? Why don't they ever realise that?

[@darcieclements4880]

Weirdly, as a female, I don't actually know of any women in real life that care about height.

[@vetreas366]

It's a rationalization. I doubt anyone went up to them and called them undateable because of their height. I imagine they got turned down, went home, opened the internet and it went downhill from there.

[@cherilynsarts8845]

@@darcieclements4880 A lot of women prefers tall guys but it doesn't mean that there aren't women who dates guys who are short or has the same height

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

They probably think they got their height genes from their moms

[@Sly-Moose]

@@ZoobiethePopplio But again, their father would still be under 6ft as well.

[@azrael9011]

The funny thing about the naked mole rat is that it was normalised in my high school to send that to someone who asks for nudes. the lady after giving our sex education show us pictures of naked mole rats, and said send this instead of a nudes. I love and appreciate that lady.😂

[@LaMara-vv2wq]

Or a cat with no fur. Maybe that would work 😅

[@azrael9011]

@@LaMara-vv2wq Yeah but some people actually find hairless cats cute nobody finds a naked mole rat cute

[@LaMara-vv2wq]

@@azrael9011 Oh. Also poor naked mole rat...

[@azrael9011]

@al3x0X0_. Sorry to break it to you, but that's not what the blobfish looks like. It's a deep sea animal so when they took it out of the deep sea it's body collapsed. What you find cute is a mutilated corpse.

[@Mercury_DumbOne]

​@@azrael9011 OBJECTION! You are putting words in my clients mouth. They never said that they did in fact find the blobfish cute, they just said that it was their favorite animal and how would you know that they did not mean the normal blobfish and not the dead one?

[@Master_Conner]

His intros are making me slowly go insane but in a good way.

[@NO_icp_fan_69]

Same😄

[@V4mp-wife]

Mm-mm

[@samiraperi467]

Waaaay ahead of you. :D

[@powellmiller3845]

OT plush cheating on human one plush, the drama is coming

[@AroAce_Psychopath]

Clicky fricky!!!

[@ZombieVisuals]

As an asexual, all of this is just so from another world, I can't-

[@comradewindowsill4253]

it's like exploring a toxic alien planet.

[@pumpkin2986]

Asexuality comes with a lot of complications, but avoiding these types dumpster fires is a sure benefit.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@pumpkin2986 ah, well, unfortunately people can still send unsolicited messages to you whether or not you have the slightest ability to be into them. it is nice to not be on tinder though

[@jessicadean5277]

Bro same

[@_Mushroom_boy_]

I feel like im from another dimension, studying for scientific purpose

[@Kaffee_auf_ex]

Having you, a man, validate our online dating experiences is so wholesome after so many men don't believe the stuff incels or sexists on there would text us unless I show them screenshots and then they are shocked. Also how you pick their logic apart is so on point!

[@riccardocalosso5688]

Talking from experience: having an extremely younger person hit on you is equally creepy. I have left a job for this reason. I was just not comfortable working in a place with a walking 30 years sentence orbiting around me

[@John_Weiss]

That's when you go to H.R. about the situation well in advance, simply as a matter of self-protection and documentation of the situation.

[@riccardocalosso5688]

@@John_Weiss hr is a thing in corporate offices, not in mom and pop shops Series, the only thing you can do is accept your losses and walk away from the situation.

[@John_Weiss]

@@riccardocalosso5688 Ugh! Sorry that happened to you in a small company. ☹️ I think your only recourse in that sort of situation is to contact a labor lawyer for advice, as you might have a case depending on local/state laws. This comment is too late for you, Riccardo, but maybe it'll help someone else reading it?

[@PointsofData]

Doesn't help you now, but I'd just like to say that unwanted flirting/sexual innuendo from _anyone,_ regardless of age or gender, is sexual harassment. Obviously, asking them to stop is the first step, but if it continues you should bring it to the attention of whoever's in charge. If you are worried they'll brush it off, look up the EEOC definition of sexual harassment and the laws surrounding it, then show it to them. If you're in a one party consent state, record the conversation and all conversations about it (recording the harassment is helpful too if you can.) Then file a charge against them through the EEOC if they continue to not address the situation. I understand it may not be worth your time to do all this, but it's what you can do. Esp if the harasser is coming on to you hard.

[@SingingSealRiana]

it is

[@nio804]

I just for the life of me can't understand what drives people to behave like this. You could get me blackout drunk and high on *every* drug and I guarantee I could never do something *this* lacking in self-awareness.

[@Acidfunkish]

Drugs usually don't change your personality, just lower your inhibitions so you say and do the things you'd usually feel too socially awkward or ashamed to say or do. 🤨 So, yeah. These people are always creeps. It's just more likely to come out at certain times.

[@phosspatharios9680]

It's because alcohol doesn't make you do anything you wouldn't do sober had you a big enough opportunity. But you can't say that to normal people because of the "muh intoxicated people can't consent" barmy. But, yeah, if you behave when you are drunk, that means you are naturally a good person. Most person are not naturally good so they have to inhibit themselves, and naturally they can't inhibit themselves when intoxicated.

[@margodphd]

​@@phosspatharios9680But drunk people, really drunk people who loose control of their body and pass out, really can't consent and I think that's the argument,not that drunk people shouldn't be held responsible for their actions. If someone literally is unable to distinguish what is happening to them then clearly consent is not on table as there's a difference in affirmative action regarding something someone does to you and doing something to someone else - being the subjrvy of action Vs being the actor in said action are completely different creatures.

[@blutengel7712]

Honestly, I don't think you'd have even a sliver of a chance to come close to behaving in a similar fashion as them if you were blackout drunk and on every drug known to man... I'm pretty sure you'd be dead shortly after combining the first few drinks with the first few drugs lol that "blackout drunk" section of the experiment would be a permanent one, before you even got 1/16 of the way through all the drugs 😂

[@awfuldynne]

8:25 Men who accuse women of "using" them for friendship sound like they have awful social lives. And I don't mean that as an insult so much as an observation that if your attitude is so transactional and sex-obsessed that "a woman who socializes with me but doesn't put out is wasting my time and cheating me of nontangible resources", you probably don't have any social support to speak of.

[@DriftingLightOfTheWoods]

I'm sorry I'm still laughing about the one who decided that the best course of action was to pretend he was the surgeon operating on him I just- somebody help I can't stop laughing

[@comradewindowsill4253]

with just 3 words it went from cringe to utterly absurd, like at that point i was wondering if it was satire

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

That was by far the funniest post shown by the Click today:)

[@Midorikonokami]

Fedora man already exists, even if he's not named that. He's the villain in megamind.

[@ShadowReignhart]

Yep. "Tighten." Was supposed to be Titan, but the idiot didn't pass English.

[@originalkabumm4706]

This is a too underrated comment, mal Hall is such a great written villain

[@lexa2310]

Megamind is an underrated movie. I wish more people had seen it on release.

[@Midorikonokami]

Ok but what do we have to do for @Click to watch Megamind on Twitch? His reactions would be priceless.

[@shadowsib6949]

Man, I have diagnosed autism and even I'm not as socially inept as these guys.

[@justine8387]

Yeah... me too.

[@SingingSealRiana]

same hon

[@ferretqueen2908]

Tell me about it

[@NutjobGTO]

'This is an AI trying to learn social interaction' That's terrifying. Skynet activates and unleashes T800 Nice Guy Units

[@Tekdruid]

On the positive side, _nobody_ will confuse them for actual human beings...

[@alexanderflack566]

That would explain why there seem to be so many of them...

[@Ashley_the_proto]

Hey, Click, I just wanted to tell you that I love your content and community. I always feel at home here. :3 Thank you for being such an amazing, accepting person

[@jaqsre]

agreed!! such a nice little community as well

[@blessedsinner8686]

I love his jokes. Lol

[@linagreenlyfe6705]

The world needs more of Clicks positive masculinity.

[@hellochildren3780]

Ditto

[@hellochildren3780]

@@linagreenlyfe6705 it really does. It needs more people like The Click and One Topic At A Time who have easygoing content but are really educational

[@banditxavier2893]

If a kid messaged me that stuff, I'd take a screenshot, find their parents, and send it to them. Hopefully they'll be able to sit down and discipline their kid.

[@crwydryny]

I'm autistic and these guys make me seam like the love child of james bond and frank sinatra by comparison

[@PutoMedicoBrujo]

hey maybe you are! comparing your social skills with this people sounds kind of self deprecating, after all, everyone is above the underground level this people have put themselves so no more badmouthing yourself or i will astraly sent you to terapy with the click... no, but seriously, the bar is so low its a tripping hazzard in hell and here they are, playing limbo with the devil

[@Sr_ECO]

These guys make me look like Robert Pattinson

[@VitaNewbo]

😂 This made my fricking day

[@gayfrogribbit]

I've literally said "I like your dainty hands" to a guy (because of course that makes total sense and isn't creepy at all /s) and I still feel like it was better than any of the people in this video-

[@crwydryny]

@@gayfrogribbit to be honest if someone said i had dainty hands i wouldn't know if it was a complement or an insult lol

[@intercat4907]

I am a quiet, single grandpa. Not handsome, not cool, not modern. And this stuff makes me look goooood. Thanks, Click, for letting me see the competition without having to poke the swamp with a stick.

[@hrafnm28]

The "Really????" after she jokingly said she would get with him after he insulted her is making my lose it lmaooo so desperate

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Ok that nurse one is definitely the creepiest to me. Like, saying you were a nurse for the person when they were born and now you demand the bedroom dance with them 20 years later? That is so many layers of wrong.

[@madmadammeag5141]

Yeah.... I would have called the cops for that one.

[@denise3111]

Definitely the creepiest thing i have ever heard. Like he saw the baby, literally just born and thought "imma f*ck her one day"

[@lexa2310]

Obviously fake (Hopefully) I really hope there is no one out there who looks at a newborn and thinks "this is the person I want to have secs with one day"

[@stevewebber707]

I agree, except there were so many massively wrong examples, picking out the worst is tough.

[@Fuchsschwester]

Being a nurse, she must have delivered more than one baby. And she kept following this particular person for twenty years to ...well, do THAT?!? Did this nurse quit working to keep track of the mother until the kid was of age? Or is she asking every single boy she ever helped to be born for... repayment? It´s getting worse the more I think of it. This is more than creepy, it is sick and terrifying!

[@Sly-Moose]

Bruh, that last woman literally gave that guy a chance and rather than realising that, the dude just kept hyper-fixating on his height. 🤦 Dude clearly isn't looking for a girlfriend. Dude needs himself a PROFESSIONAL paid therapist. And maybe one that isn't a woman either cuz he'll just ruin that too.

[@pemanilnoob]

I actually met someone like this right after watching one of these videos They didn’t like want sex, but they gave me a bunch of unsolicited advice, and when I told them I was getting stressed, wanted them to stop arguing with me, and that I feel like they’re invalidating my feelings, they started to SPAM the chat with “oh everyone hates me, everyone is hanging up on me, I’m just the worst aren’t I, I was just trying to help you, I was being nice to you and now you hate me, I’ve been in this community for 2 years and now I’m being banned” And yeah, can attest, awful experience. Didn’t feel bad though. I know why they think people hate them, any time anyone says anything they don’t like, they go mad and incredibly hateful. True niceguy

[@tris5602]

I'm shocked at how many of these people tried to coerce someone into sex by threatening self harm. Is there some red pill thread that recommended this? Online dating was awkward 7 years ago, but I never had to deal with anything as crazy as that.

[@LRM12o8]

The worst part is that if you tell them "ok then do it", like one would instinctively want to when a stranger tries to emotionally blackmail, you could get blame for their death. You don't know if they're on drugs or suffering a really bad episode of a mental health problem and might actually do it. Best just send send them a link to the s*icide prevention hotline and block/ignore them.

[@kakahass8845]

@@LRM12o8 Then say something that technically isn't encouraging them but still is encouraging them example "I don't care if you do".

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

A guy who used to bully me in middle school/high school has apparently(I heard from someone else so it might not be true)threatened to kill himself if the girl he was talking to didn't date him, except he did it in person and not online.

[@janemiettinen5176]

Thats a basic move from a narcissist and borderline personality. Call cops, so they quit doing it in the future and you cant be the bad guy in any light. Being around these peeps is very taxing, so I cant recommend it, especially if they start with this Imma kill myself-crap, the future is going to be bleak. Just so youll know what to do and what might be ahead. If you already are in a relationship with one, the only way out safely is to let the other person to lose interest in you. Be there in person, but not in mind-sorta jedi magic. Good luck.

[@skullfullofbooks7398]

Yeah just send the hotline and ignore them. It gets harder when people are actually in a relationship and it starts happening.

[@ticktaeck7783]

I am literally not able to flirt because of my crippling shyness but while I'm seeing this memes I ask myself how can you be so incompetent in basic social interactions

[@John_Weiss]

As I just replied in the comment preceding yours: Accept rejection gracefully. Have no expectations. Those are the two key things when it comes to flirting or even just paying someone a compliment. And really, that's what flirting boils down to, paying compliments with grace and finesse, in a lighthearted way with no expectation of response. Also remember: Confidence is sexy. Self-hate is a major turn-off. Learn to like who you are, and work on the parts of yourself that you don't like. ["Working on the parts of yourself you don't like" is a lifelong exercise in self-improvement.] Shyness is "poor self-esteem" + "fear" + "M.B.-Introversion". Definition of "M.B.-Introverson" is "Introversion" as defined on the Meyers-Briggs E-I axis: You prefer to socialize one-on-one, because interacting in large groups is exhausting. Oh, you can still go to parties, just rest up before, and give yourself some alone-time-recovery afterwards. The "fear" here is fear of what others think about you and fear of rejection. The healthy way to, "not care about what others think," is to make sure you're not interacting with others the way the douchenozzles in this video are. If you make sure that you're not coming across as arrogant, or needy/clingy, or condescending, or inconsiderate, then any bad reaction on their part isn't due to something you've done, but is all about their issues.

[@celli3349]

Ah yes, the good old "i'll unalive myself if you don't go out with me/send nudes" number. never understood why you'd go to such lengths to scare people. (I was about 13 when the first guy said it to me) On another note, love your content! Thanks for pumping happy chemicals into my brain through the internet! And to everyone else: hope you have a lovely day and treat yourself to a favorite snack, a nice walk or relaxing bath today. Feel hugged

[@heather9130]

I was probably about the same age when I got that line. I ghosted him out of fear after trying to help him for a bit. He always got worse/doubled down. I sometimes think of him and hope he's alive and figured it out. You have a lovely day yourself! What a kind message

[@awesomearthropods4189]

Just send them lowtiergod’s speech meme

[@that_susie]

This happened to me too around the same age on discord. Told the guy to do a flip (yeah, probably the wrong thing to say but I was 13 give me a break). Needless to say, they’re still alive and just the usual amount of unwell. I hate this kind of threat because you can’t tell if they’re bluffing. On top of that, it’s crazily unhealthy to think it’s a good idea to message someone and threaten your own death to get them to talk to you

[@darcieclements4880]

As someone who has multiple disabilities I cannot even begin to describe how much I loath people who call other people ableist for bs reasons. I get called ableist all the time for suggesting we make accommodations for disabilities because apparently idiots think acknowledging something targets vulnerabilities or causes difficulty for some people is somehow sh*ting on them. It takes next to nothing to make adjustments for overall accessibility when you build it in from the start. I live in hell from people not bothering with accessibility, just because I hide my own doesn't mean I am going to look the other way when something comes up that matters to people with other disabilities. Be careful who you throw that word at as a joke, you don't know what they live with.

[@John_Weiss]

"I'm not ist, *_you're_* ist!" Says every bigot ever. It's called "accusation in a mirror": accuse others of what you're doing/have done.

[@SuperAgentAlex]

The many voices you do really make this channel great

[@akira_ariga]

I wish Athena and Khalil the best, especially after that shit wow Hope they’re happy The end was so wholesome, what a nice message

[@elaexplorer]

Too bad that one at 40:15 was cut off. It went on with her reporting the guy to the teacher, and school authorities, with screenshots so that the teacher would know what was going on.

[@John_Weiss]

Perfect. And completely appropriate. That guy went completely stalkerish the moment she said, "Sorry, not interested in guys." Wish there were laws for handling online stalking and harassment.

[@regularly_priced]

I haven’t been able to find the continued version after searching for it a lot

[@rawcarrot8460]

omg wait where is it from

[@lillianward2810]

I was hoping she would forward it to the teacher at least.

[@osheridan]

Oh my gosh that was a school thing? I thought they were coworkers. Something about him being young and so hateful already makes it worse...

[@WiunieWinters]

Being called a wamen by him makes me feel happy. Even though, I don't even know what I am.

[@Sly-Moose]

Aww. It's ok. You'll figure it out. It took me til college to start learning and to figure out my own identity. Proud enby now. You've got this. Just remember you have all the time in the world so don't feel pressured that you have to rush or anything. It's never too late.

[@potatoplays3487]

@@Sly-Moose This wasn't even directed at me but it just radiates comfort, thank you

[@kissit012]

Probably human since you’re on the internet. Or a bot

[@Larry_Stylinson]

Don't worry. I'm a millennial and it took me until my early 20s to randomly stumble over a good description of what "genderfluid" is and then finally had a label for myself other than bisexual (which wasn't hard to figure out and I just casually came out as bi to everyone I knew when I was 14, way before social media really took off in my age group). Eventually you'll figure it out and even if not, it's not really a big deal. "Questioning" is a valid label. 🙂

[@obnoxiousbluebird6634]

You are a proud and worthwhile human, that's what you are X

[@AmbassadorKat]

My favourites are the ones where the girl doesn’t respond immediately so the guy goes off on some insanely long tangent putting all his full colours on display and the girl finally come back online like “dude wtf I was in class” lol

[@phaIIicaIIyimpaired]

Narcissism paired with a crippling lack of proper socialization, reinforced by forming toxic online communities where they reinforce each other's delusional views. The armchair psychologist in me is fascinated. My decent, empathetic side is horrified. My cynical, nihilistic side gets a good laugh at their antics.

[@narkle9723]

Honestly yeah, that's most likely it. Also that name is fucking gold lmao

[@jonathanv5171]

What narcissism are you referring to? They are the ones who don't have sex while most other people do. Narcissism is when you think you are better than other people, which is not the case if you lack a sex life.

[@jstir6437]

@Jonathan v This is very much narcissism. They aren’t having adult fun time because they believe they are better than anyone else. Don’t believe me? How many of them referred to themselves as “nicer than all other guys” or “the nicest guy in the world” Obviously, that isn’t the only reason, but it’s a big one.

[@jonathanv5171]

@@jstir6437 Rather the opposite

[@jstir6437]

@@jonathanv5171 how so?

[@AspiringToFailure]

As a single person, I've been on the receiving end of a lot of similar comments. Then people ask me why I've been single for so long. Like bro, I've lost faith in the dating game!

[@AspiringToFailure]

Just remembered, I actually had this in real life. I was walking home from the pub and a (as far as I could tell) sober guy came up to me and said "Will you have [the naughties] with me?". I said no. That was the whole conversation.

[@Smiling0ctopus]

@@AspiringToFailure god damn people are weird

[@rizzobeloved]

I’ve been with my partner for almost 3yrs and I never ever wanna go back to being single after him bc the scene was ROUGH.

[@laurendoe168]

I've been divorced and now single for over 15 years now, with no regrets. Each YT video like this actually makes me more and more grateful.

[@Tijggie82]

Same!!!

[@BloodrealmX]

All these weirdos have basically turned themselves into algorithms full of stock phrases and expectations of how conversations will go. They run through and entire encounter with little to no input from who they're talking at because they're just subconsciously playing out a script in their head or something.

[@hiddenechoes]

That's so freaky to think about because I was trained in self defense and the main thing they talked about is that predators have a scenario in mind that it usually has to go that way, so we were taught in getting disrupting the scenario is very important. Your comment brought those seminars back and the connection gives me chills ❄️

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

I'm loving the new content that isn't necessarily reddit

[@maxsupernova]

"Every single piece of clothing this individual is wearing is literally a fedora." BEST! LINE! EVER!

[@gracemasters6836]

7:32 KILLED ME HOLY SHIT. The level of delusions on that one is so high.

[@nelli___night]

My preferred height for partners is just for them to be a similar height to mine. If they have a similar body form and height we have suddenly exponentially more outfit choices

[@Aliens420]

That's good economic thinking

[@tookitogo]

Yeah!! Everyone is like “I like a tall guy”. Me (who is 5’7”/170cm, so not especially tall), I like guys around my height. I don’t like having to crane my neck up to kiss him or even look at him!

[@peachrenard2320]

Like my parents? My father was 5'6 and my mother was 5'5. They've lost a lot of height now, but that's what they were for a while.

[@bullshitman155]

Ttchnically, just linearly more, as with each added partner, the amount of clothing added to The Pool (tm) grows ~constantly

[@yuffiefan7637]

If the guy texting the lesbian just said "oh sorry did not know have a nice day bye" he would not be creepy

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

but no, bro had to go and basically say "lesbians don't exist" i'm not even LGBTQ and i-- 🤦‍♀

[@lynxlikestodraw2656]

Exactly. I thought of a whole paragraph of an apology by the time I found out it continued, and my honest reaction was: 😎 😎🤏 😳🕶️🤏

[@BlazeNStar]

The fear of meeting someone on the internet irl isn't that they are going to be a nice guy, its that they are going to be a serial killer and/or kidnapper.

[@ravenstormchild6491]

Ironically, nice guys don’t have to tell you that they are nice….

[@John_Weiss]

Exactly. Being nice just boils down to what you learned in kindergarten. Think of others first, be polite, accept "No" when you're told "No," don't throw temper-tantrums, …

[@MirrimBlackfox]

@@John_Weiss Yeah, like "nice" is the *bare minimum* for having positive interactions with society, also doing the best you can in your situation to keep your hygiene up (and I fully understand that there are an assortment of reasons why that might be difficult, but most of those reasons mean you aren't really in a place to be engaging in courtship anyway) is also one of those *bare minimum* social expectations. Meeting those doesn't make you special, it just means you might be a functional member of your community.

[@lawrencelopez9839]

what was the saying? being nice is not a personality trait, it's a strategy for social interaction

[@sierrand5583]

OMG. I was just drawing something, drinking tea and listening to a quiet and cozy playlist. Then I saw this video clicked on it, and I spilled my tea (and choked on it at the same time) and I almost went deaf. But I don't care, it's gonna be worth it.

[@euphorical1679]

Damn seems like you were going to draw something beautiful with all the preparations I wish I could pamper myself with 😮 anyhoo I should probably find the time to do that kind of self-love for myself now 👋

[@dariacampbell5956]

Jesus lol

[@monroerobbins7551]

4:55 give him a bright red cape and it’s perfect! Why red? So he’s always wearing a red flag One thing a pal of mine always does when she’s asked feet questions on dating apps is just saying “I don’t have any feet”. When they try to push it, she just keeps going with the “I have no feet” gag until they start cussing at her (as they tend to do), to which she follows up with “I prefer metres.” Then she’s blocked

[@loveydoveylovi]

we use ipads in our school for work, right? so one day, i accidentally opened my ipad and INSTANTLY i heard a mix of whiny moaning and slurping noises followed by the infamous "uwu"... anyway everyone avoided me for a little bit (the whole year)

[@Taekaleaf]

That was an oopsie

[@Notsomebody913]

May I ask what happened to cause that?

[@narkle9723]

I mean... kinda deserved lol? You got that shit open on your school ipad and it's a fuckin wonder you weren't bullied extensively

[@banditxavier2893]

@@Notsomebody913 Obviously he was watching The Click!

[@moiragores1226]

I had a conversation on a dating platform the other day... I dared to not answer right away and he went from nice guy to absolute idiot. That was my last straw to deleting my online dating platforms

[@rdrebel8774]

As a shorter guy i do get the frustration that a lot of girls do like taller men but id never project past rejections because of it onto a new date. The most i do is ask if my height is an issue for them and if it is then no worries have a good day, if not then thats awesome. On the other hand i am bisexual and a trans guy and ive definitely dealt with some of these entitled nice guys before myself too so i could never imagine being like this to anyone

[@herothebard]

Short King

[@dustorm5012]

@@herothebard indeed

[@maggpiprime954]

The youngest Stalker Nurse can possibly be is early 40s. Glad Clicky jokes about these and makes it a little less grim.

[@mrr1132]

What, you don't think he could be a time travelling creepy stalker nurse? On second thought, if he could time travel he would be doing something better with his time, than stalking people he saw when they were babies. Some questions just answer themselves, I guess.

[@maggpiprime954]

@@mrr1132 I don't know what's in your drinking water, but this is a gem! 😂

[@eyezerocool]

I didn't believe someone could be unable to not be celebrate but with dating skills like this.... How can you blame the woman.

[@jewels3400]

Ce-celebrate?

[@lexa2310]

Being celibate is honestly kind of easy. Like, just do other stuff. The world is so big and _there is so much to do_ .

[@eyezerocool]

@@Sienisota exactly...

[@Echo81Rumple83]

@@lexa2310 that's essentially what asexual pple do, yet they still get harassed to settle down with a nice girl/boy and have a family 9_9 the damned if you do damned if you don't paradox.

[@JeppeBeier]

@@Echo81Rumple83 I'm not sure if I'm just a below average looking guy or I'm only surrounded by good people, but I haven't had any issues with my asexuality since growing out of the age where other boys would brag about their accomplishments. I might be at an advantage by also being aromantic though, so I haven't tried seeking out partners of any kind.

[@22kitten33]

I have literally never heard “the old “afraid to meet a guy off the internet cuz he might actually be a nice guy” scenario” lmao!! 😂 is that seriously something nice guys are actually thinking?! No Steve, it’s the “I’m too afraid of meeting a guy off the internet cuz he might turn out to be a random serial killer” scenario. But thanks for showing us that you are not only living under a rock and are also highly out of touch with what dangers women face everyday, and likely don’t care, but should also be avoided at all costs. Totally cool of you for warning us!

[@willc3697]

0:00 as soon as I saw that Click was doing “incel pick up lines”, I knew that with his level of energy and acting, we were in for a hell of a treat.

[@JohnSmithMO]

Imagine dating game simulator, but your responses are only from creepy real conversations like in a vid above

[@vetreas366]

... I mean it exists, it's called Super Seducer, it has 2 sequels, is made by (who else?) a pick-up artist and it uses cringe humor to hide some pretty screwed up advice (not to the level of these tweets and mostly in the sequels, the first one was played straight and was only mostly unintentionally funny). It's pretty funny to watch others suffer through it, but I wouldn't subject myself to it or give money to support the creator.

[@alexssafeplace5478]

@@vetreas366 thank you for letting me know this exists.

[@keirameowmeow6658]

Sorry I know I’m late to this video but I just needed to mention how happy the picture at 13:33 made me! The creature is called a naked mole rat and they are one of my favorite creatures! Many people dislike them but for some reason seeing them just vibing in their little tunnels makes me happy and just how perfectly they fit into that conversation just made my day,

[@TheDungeonofBadDecisions]

I got called a pillbug once. That was creative. The rest of the conversation wasn't. He ignored everything in my profile, was the polar opposite of everything i was clearly looking for, and when i pointed this out to him, i think he told me i was too picky and said i would die alone. Jokes on him, though. Turns out I'm aromantic.

[@SeveralAnts]

I want to be called a pillbug, they're so cute.

[@TheDungeonofBadDecisions]

@@SeveralAnts i know, right? There are way worse insects he could've called me. Like a silverfish. Or a sea louse.

[@margodphd]

​@@TheDungeonofBadDecisionsOr telescope fish😂

[@TheDungeonofBadDecisions]

@@margodphd or a goblin shark!

[@margodphd]

@@TheDungeonofBadDecisions oh god yes. Barrel-eye fish maybe? Or...the red lipped bat-fish...hmm, too cliche. Grilled shark maybe? He kinda looks like a giant d...

[@gerardmontgomery280]

I suddenly feel the need to apologise to every woman on the planet on behalf of these creeps. Sorry.

[@jinorism]

much appreciated

[@hiddenechoes]

Thanks! Always encouraging ngl 🎉

[@mallarielove]

just call it out when you see it and you don’t have to feel bad!!

[@mogenoof]

i have to apologize to all men on behalf of the creeps that think they can get away with it because they're a girl sorry and i hope you find better

[@mysticyam4109]

I'm also sorry

[@dualwieldroxas358]

Love that one dude who was swiped right and pretty much single-handedly convinced her he was a bad choice, to the point she actually tried giving him advice....holy shit

[@wolf1066]

Man, I thought I was cringey when I was young and stupid... but these guys take it to a whole other level or two.

[@minoibwoi14]

I really appreciate Click making the distinction between non mutual feelings and having your feelings manipulated.

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

i'm so sorry for the people who had to deal with these "nice guys" but damn, this makes me crack up with how fast these guys get nasty after being rejected and blocked (and are blocked for very justified reasons) lol

[@Moirasars]

Gotta loooooooove when the conversation goes from casual to intimate just after few messages... happened to me just some time ago. Was talking to this one guy (couple of messages sent), told him that we had cleaned our bathroom floor with my roommate since he asked how I was doing and then he just goes; "we could test drive the clean bathroom"... in which I replied only that "Hahaha, oh well I do need to go take a shower today", where he continues to reply "then you would see all my piercings 😏 and tattoos". I was not having that, trying to change the subject and the last message he sent was him telling me how he has a prince Albert. I never replied but I was like "oooookay I don't care, NOPE". I have NEVER understood how it's okay to jump from a normal conversation to hinting about sex just like that to a person you have never talked to before, be it a dating app or not. It's creepy imo. Some might like it, but they will say it and go with it, if they are okay with it. I am not and I will ignore every guy who starts to hint about sex during the first or even third conversation, especially without context.

[@DelphineDofain]

I consider myself socially inept, but this is on a whole new level....

[@rachelann9362]

My absolute favorite recourse to an unsolicited pp pic was sending back a pic of a bifurcated pp. He instantly stopped trying to talk to me.

[@TophinatorStreams]

Modern problems require modern solutions! Excellent work!

[@Gemini-Lion]

13:33 The picture of a naked mole rat was a good response. It made me laugh way too much 😂

[@paulduchamp4736]

I sometime hesitate to wear my hat in public when I think that these people are the stereotype. Why did they had to ruin a perfect piee of clothing like that?

[@kelseybishop8128]

This just reminds me of calling someone out, mid fight, about the "nice guy" label as he was yelling and cursing at me because.... get this.... playing an online game with other people when he wasn't around. As soon as I got a moment to speak, I threw out a quick "You say you're a 'nice guy', surprise, you're not!" and followed up with nice guys don't do x, y, z and he LOST IT. Some people are just crazy and there is nothing that's going to change/fix that.

[@cysa9008]

its so sad how these men only think of women as "objects of desire"

[@zontiky]

confession: i watch at least five click videos everyday, or at least leave one playing in the background while i go about my day. the cadence of his voice and his tone have become so ingrained into my life. thank you for the content my dude, it's usually my only company

[@lissyplusrats8287]

Yup, on work from home days, click keeps me company 😁

[@sapphireaurora9634]

There is a big difference between nice and good. There is a reason why nice guys finish last, it's because they'll only be nice in hope of something in return. Being a good person is different as good people do the right thing and be kind for the sake of being on and expect nothing in return. I remember as a younger kid I used to say I was a nice guy, and while not as creepy or needy as these people are I was only doing stuff in hopes of something in return. Now I just try my best to be a good person, and though I've failed as I'm human. I'm a much better person due to a simple change in perspective. Don't be a nice guy, be a good person.

[@cmdrratzass7305]

Although my social life and especially my dating life are virtually nonexistent these days, this video made me feel better about myself. After all, I could be doing worse…

[@Lillyluvsanime]

So many cases of sour grapes... "I'm desperate to screw you, but if you reject my advances then I never actually wanted you anyways and you were LUCKY I ever gave you a chance." These are the guys whose moms said, "any girl would be crazy not to want a sweet boy like you, if she says no that's her loss and she doesn't deserve you," and they just took that as gospel truth.

[@John_Weiss]

Cases? Hah! We're talking a cargo vessel full of shipping containers full of cases of sour-grapes!

[@Lillyluvsanime]

@@John_Weiss I was thinking cases as in an investigative case, or a situation, but this works too. Well done.

[@WindKing0]

@@John_Weiss Eh, more like bitter, shriveled raisins - but enough about their testicles amirite

[@luna-p]

Oh god, it is the embodiment of that phrase!

[@elikenny1075]

He’s not dressed in fedoras, but tighten from megamind is a “nice guy” supervillain

[@Trivial_Whim]

You know, somehow “I promise I’m not an axe murderer” now seems like a comforting introduction to me… The Click, what have you done to me!?!

[@wartgin]

One of the romances that I like starts with a guy rescuing a woman who's broken down. As reassurance, he hands her the phone saying to call someone as a reference and the last call was his mother and the conversation is good as well. Edit to add - The connection is that he also tells her that.

[@linoonehat1392]

the only response I could think of when hearing that text from that married guy about his wife was; "sounds like a you-problem" and then blocking him if he says anything back because he'll either get super aggressive/defensive or try to milk for pity points

[@BitesforNugget]

Not gonna lie, I put off this video because I was intimidated by length of it and feeling swamped with non-existent work (gotta love that pressure you put on yourself

[@madmadammeag5141]

Expanding on the last one: My hubby is only 5'9½", but my ex is 6'2". For some women, Height genuinely isn't a factor and personality is the bigger thing. I'll admit that I have a perpensity for blondes with blue or green eyes, but I've also dated guys that are dark. Attraction comes down more to whether a man is handsome, but in the end it's all about personality. So, to any younger guys reading this, just remember that the vapid, shallow girls who are obsessed with one particular trait and make a checklist aren't the barometer. Just be a decent human being and ignore the girls that make it all about one thing.

[@deathgod4722]

Honestly it goes personality/ intelligence, eyes ( if you can't get lost in the eyes of the one you love and forget about something what's the point) and then everything else.except you know the pointless details like height, how big a certain body part is.etc,etc

[@lilacpenguin5329]

As another woman, I can testify that everything in this comment thread this is true. Personality compatibility, approachability and some overlap in some of our hobbies is way more important factors in attractiveness than any arbitrary details, such as financial success, field of study or current career path, or individual traits like how someone looks. I want to love someone that I care for on a platonic, human level, and I want to support someone who is already on their own journey in life in this moment, no matter what that might be. I'll learn to love someone for their own unique features over time. No two sets of brown eyes are the same or have seen the same things. I don't have patience for a surface-level relationship based on physical attraction, because that likely won't mean anything in the long run.

[@peachrenard2320]

By that guy's logic I shouldn't exist. My father was 5'6 and even shorter now, due to age.