r/WeddingShaming - Petty Revenge 💍

[@TheClick]

What did you think about the video?

[@ireallydontknow6124]

I think... yes

[@Local_lesbian666]

How's your day going so far?

[@OlivesAndHam]

It was A video. 10/10

[@FalcOwO]

funy intor

[@Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid]

I’m synths bryhinhingnanfni slreaydblie it

[@grandadmiralmanatee]

Fun fact: Gay penguins sometimes adopt stray penguins left by their parents and raise them as their own

[@zefiro6829]

Well, that's just adorable! :D

[@markusallen6818]

Aaawww

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

All types of penguins do this not just gay penguins and this isn't unique to penguins either. Many species adopt. Some even adopt and raise creatures that aren't of their species. The Lion King was in part made based on this concept.

[@SuperHGB]

If I had a penny for every pinguin fact I've seen on a click I'd have 2 pennies, it's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[@lammellealoof7110]

It’s a shame penguins are SCUM OF THE EARTH >:(

[@marije8562]

Noooooo...... I'm so upset about the bridesmaid who thought she was never pretty enough to be a bridesmaid. Literally sent out the longest noooooooo I've ever done :( She sounds like a beautiful person, inside and out, and I hope she gets to see that for herself.

[@dmgroberts5471]

That was fucking cruel, take her help organizing the whole thing, then shoo her out of photos? And this has happened to her multiple times? She's supposed to be a friend, not free labour that can be discarded once the work is done! What kind of monster does that to a friend!?

[@kempolar9768]

@@dmgroberts5471 Someone who isn't a friend thats for sure, never really were before and now explicitly is not.

[@SlothDaan]

Yeah it made me cry. I hope she realised she deserves soo much better!

[@smarttrashpanda]

I don't know much about the situation, but she might want to make some new friends. Saying someone can't be a bridesmaid because they're not "pretty enough" is vain and cruel. She deserves so much more.

[@Fuchsschwester]

I couldn't yell: "No!" or anything else. I was way to choked-up about the story.

[@gl15col]

The dude that cheated at his bachelor party was intending to piss off the bride to get out of the marriage. The fact he didn't marry the one he cheated with after 7 years tells you he never wanted to be married at all. Good for the bride, she avoided a train wreck.

[@MomoDrawing]

this is so true, but kinda sad she wasted 7 years with him 😭

[@MaskedReviews]

@@MomoDrawing she slept with a guy during his own bachelor party. She knew what she was getting

[@RiveroftheWither]

It's sad but some guys would rather go to lengths like this then just talk and be honest. My mom was engaged to such a man before she met my dad. She's always made it known that if a man she's dating ever hits her, it's immediately over. To get out of the wedding that's exactly what her ex fiance did, he didn't hit her hard at all but he did still hit her so she would be the one to call off the wedding instead.

[@KeitieKalopsia]

It’s like, dude, if you don’t want to get married don’t plan the wedding to begin with

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Well I disagree with the second sentence. Some people don't marry until they've been in a relationship for a long time. My own parents were together for like a decade before marrying.

[@mars6233]

I had an unconventional "wedding" my husband and I decided we were ready, and we went to the courthouse, but we needed whiteness, but didn't want family there. So we went to a coffee shop and offered to buy a random couple's drinks if they would come to the courthouse with us. They agreed and it was my husband, my daughter, and two kind souls. When my mom found out she had a hissy fit, and said enough toxic stuff that we cut her out of our lives and moved far away. She was the kind of mom who beat me, said abusive things, and forced me to eat dog food. It took my husband explaining to me that I was worth being treated with kindness to get the strength to cut off anyone who treated me poorly. I know that it's not a fairy tale, but I don't do well with crowds, and it was perfect for our little family.

[@kempolar9768]

GOOD HUSBAND, AND AMAZING COFFEE SHOP STRANGERS!! Seriously without great people in our lives to help us realise what is normal, we would never understand how badly someone close might be abusing you. So happy to hear you are away from that monstrous mother, she deserves far worse than you just not being around as a punching bag.

[@spoopyvirgil4944]

@@ChaoticArtCat "I am pretty much reflective in the sun" same lmao

[@VitaNewbo]

Who says that's not a fairy tale? Terrible person gets their comeuppance while the two people in love who bring out the best in each other move far away and love a happy life.

[@miglek9613]

No, that's absolutely adorable and pretty close to what I would want for my own wedding (probably because of different reasons tho)

[@jackymorin8779]

@stop lgbt no one cares this is not the time and very rude

[@juliana__9267]

Bridezillas don't want bridesmaids to be "too pretty", but also don't accept who's "not pretty enough". Everyone is a stage prop, not a loved person.💀

[@Creative_StudioMic]

One slap and a few "nice" words usually solve everything.

[@jenm1]

Bridezilla is also a sexist concept so

[@Drag0nmaster]

I read that as "brazilians"

[@himjolephi324]

Same lol

[@DragonLandlord]

Wholesome Wedding Story - my maternal cousin told me about this from her dad's side. The bridal party "kidnapped" the groom from the reception for an hour, it's a typical thing in their family, they usually go to the nearest bar. Only the party was two pregnant women and the groom's 14yo sister, so they got him a happy meal at McDonald's and they played at the park. He had the toy in his vest pocket for the rest of the night.☺️

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

That's adorable. I almost think thatxs better than going to a bar. As Long as the bride knows itxs going to happen, it's all fun.

[@naolucillerandom5280]

Oh I know someone who would love that 😂

[@sarahr8311]

I hope he keeps that toy as a memento

[@Kartoffelkamm]

That's really sweet. I'm sure he had the time of his life, just chilling and letting out his inner child.

[@madalice5134]

That is so sweet and wholesome! What a lovely memory for the family.❤

[@v-E9]

These intros are so amazing. The plot, the characters, the settings. Click deserves an award for his amazing acting.

[@amyamy8177]

i know i am always schoked to discorver it was click all along XD

[@RetroGenetic]

Ahem don't forget the most important bit, healthy amount of cinge!

[@RetroGenetic]

@@amyamy8177 aren't we all, aren't we all :D

[@Hungryghost01]

The unedited version on Patreon he uses his mouth

[@peytongolding7544]

"You thought I was The Click in that wig but it was actually me, The Click!"

[@talusneedsalife]

Sometimes I wonder if people would be less uptight about the aesthetics of a wedding if balls were still a thing. like considering weddings are pretty much the only time you can dress up and primp to that degree, maybe people would chill out if they had other opportunities to wear super fancy dresses and drink champagne and party in fancy venues

[@miglek9613]

Considering the way rich people, who dress up for fancy events all the time, do their weddings I highly doubt that would be the case

[@Wolfie54545]

It took me a solid few seconds to realize you meant the dances

[@wmdkitty]

[starts singing AC/DC's "Big Balls"]

[@bearo8]

There still are opportunities to dress up for but they aren't exactly interesting (or affordable) for everyone. There are balls for special occasions such as New Years and stuff. Dancing schools (the kind where you learn waltz, foxtrot and stuff) in my area usually have yearly balls. In my country graduation ceremonies are also usually an occasion to dress up for. But: I think no matter how many occasions there are to dress up some people will always act like little attention grabbing poos

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Sir/ma'am/secret third thing, you just gave me an idea. You see, I have this list, where I jot down random ideas for the event that I come into so much money that I don't know what to do with it. And now, I have a new idea for that list: Having a ball. Basically, I'm gonna pick like 300 people at random, and send them invites, as well as a QR code to access a website where they can create their own outfit. I'm gonna comb through every historical document on ballroom clothing, and have an AI help with personalizing the outfits, so people can tell it stuff like "Sleeves of A-B-9 on K-I-1" and the AI edits the images. When they're done, they submit the image, and it gets assigned to one of 150 designers I hired, who turns it into a proper design and sends it back for approval and the finishing touches. Also, the designers will be aspiring ones, not because those are cheaper, but so they can add something more to their portfolio. Anyway, I'll then buy and renovate a castle, or build one myself, and cover the people's travel costs. They arrive, get their clothes, get dressed, and have an amazing night. And at the end, they get to keep the clothes, completely free of charge. I'll also give a little "I hope I don't have to tell you that stealing things is illegal. But, since this is a historical castle, and they didn't have security cameras back then, we'll just rely on the trust system tonight" speech, as a way of letting people know that it's fine if they take small things. It's going to be awesome, and I'll do this every year, until my money runs out. Once I have that money, that is.

[@mlet5645]

Knew a guy who proposed to his girlfriend on the beach, only to immediately drop the ring in the sand, which was immediately covered by water and swept out into sea, and then he immediately fell on his face trying to grab the ring. She said still said yes. Edit: yes, the ring was lost, but he had it insured so it wasn’t that big a deal thankfully.

[@kempolar9768]

Hey you know he's not trying to make some fake perfect facade at least lmao.

[@feuerling]

Did he get the ring back though?

[@milliejenkinson5832]

Did he get the ring back?

[@IrisTheEye01]

@stop lgbt Wow, that's gay.

[@nobodyhereisnamedalized]

What kinda cartoon is he living?

[@merlethewizard1192]

Some people give me the vibe that they only wanna get married so they’re having this one wedding day. As if it was something to put on your resume, it‘s absolutely insane

[@kempolar9768]

Its so weirdly common as well. Kids looking forward to their wedding as the most "magical" thing that can possibly happen, as such they just care about making that day rather than using the day as a symbol for someone they already care about.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Instagram Brides.

[@merlethewizard1192]

@@kempolar9768 agreed! I totally get the desire to have this "magical“ day. But not just for the sake of it and like you said, rather as a symbol to celebrate love with the people you care about most

[@miglek9613]

Some girls get literally trained to think like that by both the media and their parents, no surprise some people act like a wedding is literally just meant to be a perfectly choreographed party

[@DrDrao]

@Xzz_Jorvik_zzXI think it's a bot trying to farm attention. There's two of them in this thread. They have both left the same comment several times in this section. They're also both subbed only to a channel karo, and one seems to be subbed to 2 channels with that name. 100% bot.

[@peppertea6050]

I love how everyone in the pig-wedding-picture is laughing! Like, no wedding is perfect, but if you take it with a bit of humor, it will be great. And honestly, they probably wouldn't have smiled that genuine hadn't it been for that piggy.🐷

[@dmgroberts5471]

It was the 1940s, they were probably just so glad they were able to have a wedding at all, pig or no.

[@genericname2747]

I'd pay to have a pig at my wedding

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

I gotta say, if that were my wedding, I'd try and organise a photo with the pig because that would be amazing.

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

I remember a story for children where two pigs got married. and because they didn't have clothes they bodypainted them on. and had a big party. and then it rained and their clothes got washed off but everyone was jolly.

[@Narangarath]

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Especially the bride seems to be absolutely howling with laughter!

[@chatboulon743]

The story about the girl who "wasn't pretty enough for the photos" hit me in the feels. I opted out of my own sister's wedding because I didn't feel like I was pretty enough.

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

I'm sure you're wonderfull ❤️🌟

[@chatboulon743]

@@akitokutikabanae7010 I actually found a wonderful partner since then who tells me I'm beautiful every single day, even when I don't feel beautiful. Growing up, my self-esteem was nonexistent and it really hurt me, but now I realize that have worth. I matter to someone.

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

@@chatboulon743 i'm so happy to read that 🥰

[@ArtemisFowl_the_wise]

I tried to opt out of photos at my brother’s wedding and my family didn’t let me, but now I cringe anytime I see one of their wedding photos with me in because I still think I wasn’t beautiful enough.

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

@@ArtemisFowl_the_wise You were, you are, and you will be. I hope one day you gonna be able to look at these pics and think "ok, i wasnt feeling great, and that's ok. But i had to be here, i deserve it, and there is no way i could have been "not beautiful enough" to avoid it." I'm sure you were and you are wonderful and perfect, on these photos, on today's one, and in every people's eyes that see you.

[@Anna-J0]

The story about the seafood allergy really upsets me. Before my stepmom came into our lives I would always order seafood at any restaurant we went to. I had my birthday dinner at Red Lobster every year. My stepmom is deathly allergic to seafood so what did I do. I stopped having my birthday at red lobster. She being there and in my life is more important to me than eating seafood whenever we go out to eat. Am I bummed that I don’t get to eat seafood as much as I want? Yes, but I love my stepmom more

[@Creative_StudioMic]

We're talking about the whole family here, though + a wedding. There are ways to create a safe environment for an allergic person, but still keep the food. Just put the table with it in a small separate room, and keep the door there closed and labeled. The person with allergy would simply avoid this little room, having full access to everything else. Also, your situation. Could you just... Go eat seafood without your stepmother? Like, you still can go and have fun together on your birthday, but then separate and go to the restaurant you want without her? It's not even so bizzare, and it's only one day a year - your birthday.

[@charlottewilson-longpre7779]

Breaking tradition must be hard but the fun of A parent n child birthday 'dinner date' could also be special- though my dad is always talking about random stuff

[@ultraboombean]

​@@Creative_StudioMici don't get this. It is death, not just a tummy ache. Who knows if the stuff can get mixed in. Tbh as a person with a nut allergy I just wouldn't eat anything, as I don't eat non packaged non labeled desserts anymore after going into anyphylaxis over a cookie at a party. Me not eating isn't that big of a deal , but also people eating something else also isn't that big of a deal.

[@CarinaCoffee]

I feel so bad for the pub brawl couple. Thankfully they had some awesome people in their lives who ran interference.

[@dieypslackiert]

idk why but this could have been an episode of "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" or something alike...

[@Nostripe361]

This sounds like something that would be horrible on the day of but something you can laugh about it later in life.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@Nostripe361That's how many of the best memories are made.

[@onepointsix3684]

The best wedding is the wedding you both love, even in the blood bath of your enemies

[@lnsflare1]

You misspelled "especially."

[@enexua_07]

​@@lnsflare1 You're right

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

BLOOD FOR THE BRAVE BRIDE! SKULLS FOR THE BRAVE GROOM!

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@Vlad_Tepes_III_Muffled angry gas mask noises, while waving a shovel around like a psychopath_

[@AtagenaofWherever]

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 *”I Never Told You What I Do For a Living” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background of said chaos*

[@MrGBH]

The thing about the fiance wearing his brother's necklace. He's also wearing his brother's wedding ring. Normally that's kept by the spouse. So the only conclusion I can draw is that the spouse has passed away as well. Possibly the Niece too, unless he's hoping to pass one of them to her when she's older. Edit: Oh wow, totally called that one

[@IrisTheEye01]

@@hunkyseyit88 You're gay. :))

[@BuckStedmanTV]

@@hunkyseyit88 learn how to spell, and how to not be a piece of shit

[@IrisTheEye01]

Lmao, deleting and replying is useless

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

Yeah. That was my assumption too.

[@westzed23]

The spouse of his brother and their child had also died. The necklace represented the SIL and his niece, while the ring represented his brother. What a lovely way to honour lost family members.

[@falconinthedive]

Wait. The intro was fake? Does this mean Click isn't going to marry Click? Ship wrecked.

[@_pachycephalosaurus_]

Lmao 😭

[@genericname2747]

@stop lgbt You cannot stop Click from marrying himself

[@tarrantwolf]

No Clickcest for you!

[@voidstarkitty8452]

Wait what? I thought he was marrying Gollum. Well there goes my ship too.

[@TheWandererOfDreams]

SO MANY CLICKS.

[@bravoalphazero5204]

That story with the bad wedding guests sounds like a D&D session gone slightly more off the rails than usual

[@arithefennec]

D&D wedding shenanigans.

[@ShanRenxin]

You have survived the Tomb of the Ancient Gods, defeated the Cult of the Fire Lord, and slain the Lich of the Wastes, but now you must face the Hammerstein-Knutson wedding reception!

[@ninodino8040]

Relating to the wedding in the pub: I would've been so thankful for all the guests trying to save the wedding and wrestling down the crackheads who thought it would be funny to destroy everything. That alone would've made my day the best day ever. People stand by way too often while terrible stuff happens. That people stepped in and took action would've made me cry with gratefulness.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Agreed. The pub wedding was honestly the wildest story here, because it always goes "And then something went wrong. But someone stepped in, so it's good. And then something worse happened." All in all, I'd consider it a success: It's a fun story, they definitely won't forget that day, good people got to get rough with bad people, and bad people revealed themselves and can be avoided in the future.

[@shadowking278]

If I was the groom. With all the chaos i would be laughing so hard.

[@lynniewood]

When my cousin was getting married everyone was only talking about her and what she wants. I was literally laughed at when i brought up that maybe her fiance had an opinion on the colors or themes or anything. Ironically, my cousin was not a huge part of these discussions either, she didn't even want a ceremony. It was just my aunts and grandparents discussing what they thought my cousin wanted for the wedding, aka what they actually wanted for the wedding. 😒 And this kind of thing is why no one in my family is going to be involved or probably even invited to my wedding if i have one. They're probably too homophobic to want to come to a queer wedding anyway.

[@MaskedReviews]

No worries, if your future wedding is short on guests the Click community will be happy to supply some. Did your cousin end up eloping or finding a way to enjoy the wedding anyway?

[@lynniewood]

@@MaskedReviews it was still really nice and the ceremony was beautiful even with some family hijinks. We actually had our own little party that night with just a handful of us.

[@jenniferbenedict2223]

Alright, who gave The Click a greenscreen? I need to give them an award and a restraining order.

[@t1ff4nyall3n]

Why a restraining order? They gave him what he needed to up his game.

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

He's had one ages lol. He mostly uses if for streams though. I guess he just now realised he could be using it for skits too.

[@keytarnerd]

@stop lgbt me when one of my keys jsn't workjng how jt should

[@Cat-hw2ee]

the award is the restraning order

[@the_first_echo]

I'm sorry, but if I ever give anybody a ring and they suddenly turn into Gollum, I'm running away. Great intro but, man, new fear unlocked.

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

My preciousses

[@NaelMoreau-hy3qp]

fun fact, i was born the day before my uncle wedding, my parents couldn't go to it. family stop on their way to the wedding to see me it just so funny to see people getting mad because a baby/pregnancy "stole" the attention from them at their wedding, my family just felt it was good planning

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

Honestly, as soon as they mentioned the brother's initials along with his wife and daughter, I *knew* it was going to be one of those AITA posts where an entire family had died in a tragic accident and an arseholey OP had conveniently left that part out. I wish this was the only time I've seen that done on that subreddit, but I've seen a fair few that do that and get called out in the comments.

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

@stop lgbt Every time you try to tear us down, we will come back stronger.

[@theshortone1959]

When she mentioned him having the ring I KNEW something was very wrong. The spouse would have kept the ring.

[@dmgroberts5471]

The necklace story? Yeah...they may have been happy up to now, but I get the feeling that guy doesn't know the REAL her.

[@kiraeckard7625]

@@dmgroberts5471 IDK how people manage to get that far into a relationship before they realize how insufferable their partner is! I know the stress of a wedding can bring out the worst in people, but jfc, that level of selfishness doesn't just appear one day.

[@kempolar9768]

@@kiraeckard7625 You are correct, but some people go to extreme lengths to hold together a disguise. Why I have no idea, but it happens way more often than it should.

[@miglek9613]

@@kiraeckard7625 some people get married after less than 6 months from starting to date their partner, it's very easy to pretend to be a decent person for a few months

[@BoopaKing]

@@kiraeckard7625 As Bojack Horseman so eloquently put it: "When you look at someone through rose coloured glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."

[@CarinaCoffee]

The story about the nice friend that never got to be a bridesmaid! It's so sad, but I'm glad she has a friend in her life that values her.

[@KaiPonVisp]

I saw a video similar to the huddle, but it was at the "you may kiss the bride" and the groom walked to his groomsmen to make sure he looked good enough and had fresh breath and all that. It was kinda cute tbh.

[@randalldaley2961]

That picture would have be awesome if the bride was also huddled up with the bridesmaids because then it could have been seen as "ok this is an inside joke for the bride and groom" and it would have been something funny for them to reveal to the guests

[@KaiPonVisp]

@@randalldaley2961 yeah if both of them had huddled it would've been cute.

[@heidi_1love]

You're the second person who has said about this one and it's the exact one I asked saw just yesterday lol

[@eleanorcooke7136]

Just turns around to the groomsmen and opens his mouth and one of them sprays breath freshener it it before he turns back for the kiss.

[@transmascdruid77]

the funniest thing that ever happened at a wedding I attended was my college roommate's wedding, when the groom couldn't eat breakfast because he was too nervous, and passed out during their vows... they're still together 10 years later

[@MaskedReviews]

Awww, that's really cute

[@amdete8254]

@@hunkyseyit88 hey you should get some hobbies. Gen srs like go out and play football or smth

[@saintdude6032]

​@@amdete8254 it's spam

[@BuckStedmanTV]

@@saintdude6032 i dunno if the spammer is too dumb to spell or afraid they will get in trouble, replacing the letter i with j. most likely dumb. if u see those, report em. those people are scum

[@nownow4323]

Amazing

[@TheLugiaSong]

I might be wrong as I am not from the country, but it seems in the US weddings have become quite commercialised, and there's a bigger emphysis on making it a spectacle and many people see it as an event to make look good rather than an emphysis on being enjoyable. Not the first time I've heard terrible things about people not being included in photos and such.

[@kempolar9768]

Yeah its a combination of the "you have to get married in order to actually be seen as an adult", the "you have to get married by a certain age so just grab the first kinda good option available" and the rampant capitalism wedding industry trying to convince people to spend more and more. So its a mix of a coming of age ceremony (which is forced at a weirdly early time in peoples lives), a "last day of freedom" prison acknowledgement (since you just took the first person around you don't actually really care for them, better make that day a blow up one) and corporate greed just doing it's thing to fleece people as much as they can. God I hate humanity sometimes.

[@TheLugiaSong]

@@kempolar9768 it's absolutely bonkers how much of American culture can actually be traced back to corporate greed, but no surprise for a country centred around capitalism. I just worry it'll rub off on other countries too.

[@zhenia2511]

It's not a US thing. I'm from Eastern Europe and here there are all kinds of thrashy commercial weddings - especially, if the couple is upper middle class. A lot of posturing, overpriced food, shaming guests for how expensive the gifts were... All the classics.

[@td4972]

@@kempolar9768 sure, maybe in some parts, I was actually discouraged away from marriage when my ex proposed to me. It is HIGHLY commercialized, but there's also plenty of people out there who want unique or specific kinds of weddings that don't fit the classic big party with white everywhere Yada Yada. My mom got married in our back yard, everyone was wearing black, and the rings were tattooed on in our garage. That's the kind of wedding I want. Lol, she even ripped her dress tackling a family friend who was (playfully) antagonizing all the kids. The wedding industry is a sham, and I feel like some people buy into it hard (bridezillas), some people want nothing to do with it, and others are somewhere in the middle.

[@AntiFaGoat]

Nothing better to do with your life, eh?

[@The_dandy_zombie]

My neice defiently stole the show at my wedding, but that's okay since I know I can't beat an adorable girl in pink running to everyone to show off how pretty her dress is. One of my favorite wedding day memories.

[@Icyangel10]

This makes me glad that walking around with a box of tissues balanced on my head for no reason until my stepmom told me to stop was the only thing to happen at my sister's wedding that'd possibly end up on Wedding Shaming.

[@MaskedReviews]

I am confused and intrigued. You say for no reason but...

[@wannabe_recluse6028]

yes, i agree with the other person here. there has to be at least some sort of reason, right?

[@soaringspirits2267]

This is a mood.

[@Icyangel10]

@@MaskedReviews I got bored & put it on my head cause I do weird shit like walk around Aludis with a box of ramen on my head

[@Icyangel10]

@@wannabe_recluse6028 Nah I just had nothing better to do while we started heading toward the reception on the other side of the church & getting ready to sit or wait in line

[@Amy-ky5wr]

That photo with the pig is actually a great wedding photo! Considering how serious and formal people used to try to look when having their photos taken back then, it's a gorgeous photo with everyone smiling and laughing.

[@amysmith6791]

When you wake up at 4:30am and can't get back to sleep, watch a wholesome European mock wedding nonsense. Best lullaby ever

[@cmalin7103]

That bridesmaid who said she 'wasn't pretty enough' but still plays a massive role in everyone's weddings (both in labour and finances) -around the 6:51 mark. You're not overweight, you just need that little extra space to hold that massive, caring heart of yours 🙂

[@db_524]

This

[@carrieorsel1340]

The couple with the sabotaged wedding/reception: I think they should return to the pub at a later date, inviting the people who helped make the day great for them. Sort of a reception do over but so much better.

[@zoeb3573]

I can't imagine any of them would take the risk of coming back to one of their events 😂

[@Kanthros-kreations]

When my mother and step-dad got married (I was 3 years old), I was given and dressed in a cute child appropriate version of her dress. My step-dad also gave me a little gold ring to make me feel like I was a part of it and to promise to be a good dad to me too as a commitment. I love him. He has never called me anything but his daughter while still getting along great with my dad. People who get upset at children during weddings confuse me. Let the little girl wear a dress. Let them be like me who thought she could disappear into my mom's dress like camouflage 😂

[@lizard3755]

That's so sweet, I'm glad you got such an awesome step-dad and that he and your mom wanted you to be a part of their wedding

[@lkf8799]

That bar reception was wild! Glad the good guests made up for the bad ones 😳

[@kempolar9768]

Agreed. For fear of something like that happening, if I ever get married it will be a very small number of people.

[@MaskedReviews]

10:15 I'm actually confused that they're fine with the ring. A necklace is likely to be hidden by a suit. A lot of attention will be on the groom's hands though. Some sort of territory jealousy while putting a ring on his finger would actually make sense. This is just weird.

[@falconinthedive]

Oh god. I'm not to that part of the video, but being on AITA this week I already know the disaster of the thread this references.

[@MaskedReviews]

@@falconinthedive yeah, just a disaster of a person. Hope the groom backed out of the wedding

[@DarkVideogamer]

I wonder if her logic was ring = brother no big deal. Necklace = sister in law + niece. So the necklace staying on was him "prioritizing" a different woman and her child?

[@MaskedReviews]

@@DarkVideogamer hmmm, yeah. Being another woman and not related maybe?

[@DarkVideogamer]

@@MaskedReviews that's the best "logic" I can think of as to why she'd care so much about some really sentimental items.

[@kaskus7147]

I went to a friend's wedding and during the reception it became very obvious that the groom's cousin was totally in love with him and tried to be all over him the whole day. It was creepy and she was oblivious to the fact that everyone could tell.

[@kempolar9768]

Nah someone that creepy can normally tell how bad they are being, they just are also in harsh denial which is why they keep going.

[@SoVidushi]

What was she doing that made it so obvious? In just curious lol

[@BrokensoulRider]

@@SoVidushi Probably being in his face, trying to constantly catch his attention, turn the attention onto her....

[@kaskus7147]

@@SoVidushi She was trying to get in between them the whole time and sit on his lap. She never left his side, the whole reception. The sad part was you could tell he kind of encouraged it, because he liked the attention.

[@SoVidushi]

@@kaskus7147 yikess

[@majsmarken118]

To all brides: please stop thinking, that your wedding is the most important day of everybodys lives 😂

[@justwonder1404]

I honestly think it shouldn't be the most important day in the bride's life either. The most expensive? Yes. The most dressed up? Probably. But the marriage can be over in a year for all we know. 20th anniversaries of good marriages should be celebrated, that's one hell of an achievement.

[@derp_dragons]

The 1940s wedding photo is so phantastic though! There are so many genuine smiles and the bride looks so cute laughing. Best wedding picture PERIOD

[@lydiaboll2872]

fantastic*

[@juliamdp]

29:06 Imagine committing to a pregnancy and then the responsibility of raising a child just to steal the thunder from a complete random woman on her wedding day… seems totally plausible, yes, she definitely did that

[@thatbasementcat]

It may sound implausible, but some people will go to incredible lengths to be the center of attention. My grandmonster mysteriously "forgot" her insulin on my 18th birthday and just as my party was about to start, she had to go to the ER. It was late at night by the time they got back and by then, everyone had forgotten about my birthday. That woman couldn't stand not being the center of attention. People like my grandmonster and a few other relatives are why I think it's plausible that someone could deliberately plan and time their pregnancy so they and their new baby will be the center of attention at someone else's wedding.

[@einienj3281]

Bridezillas! That "not pretty enough for photos" had me in tears.. 🥺

[@NanaGuedesI]

Plantation wedding? Yeah, it happened, and those photos aren't even the worst of them. There are some with their families as well, and let me tell you, it's better if nobody sees it, ever.

[@brianaschmidt910]

I belong to the historical fashion. I bring that up because I can understand the mindset of "Historically Accurate" and I know I'm being generous in assuming that the intent was historical fiction romance happily ever after. *Closes eyes and breathes* how generous am I truly being with this analysis (Am I being an inch more generous or the edge of the universe more generous?) This is all I have to go on. (It's too fucking stupid to not be real)

[@mistingwolf]

My heart goes out to that poor friend who was told by her supposed friends that she was too ugly to be in their wedding photos. I hope OP can help her get her self esteem-back and helps her to know what a real friend is like.

[@theganoncannon8898]

Bro put us back a couple hundred years with that plantation wedding

[@cjheasley5713]

I honestly just can't wrap my head around what made them come up with that to begin with. It's really sad thinking about what led him to agree to putting himself in that role. If it was his bride's idea, he should have cut it off.

[@lydiaboll2872]

@@cjheasley5713It has Get Out vibes.

[@jaimicottrill2831]

At least the couple in the wedding photo with the pig gate crasher were laughing!

[@MaskedReviews]

I picture it was a whole herd/line of pigs running through and just one was caught on camera

[@jaimicottrill2831]

@@MaskedReviews Lol

[@FoxDragon]

goddamn, assuming the wedding was being held somewhere near where the bride / groom live, I would be using that flight as a chance to go visit my dear friend / family member who just found out they are in a fight for their LIFE. Asking them to pay for a canceled ticket is just terrible.

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

That was my ought too, you've already booked the flight & hotel, so my assumption is it must be someone you care about. So why not take the opportunity to visit & see if there's anything you can do to help make things a little easier for them. But then if the person who has cancer says that, because they'll have just started chemo, they don't know if they'll be up to visitors, then you can surely get a refund (who books a flight for a wedding, knowing that things can come up or go awry, and don't get refundable tickets or some kind of insurance)?! And even if you just have to suck up the loss of money, so be it. The couple have enough to deal with without that bullshittery. Some people are so selfish, I just don't get it. At least now they know who not to invite when they eventually do get married.

[@Creative_StudioMic]

Also it's a perfect opportunity to explore the place and have a good time, while also visiting and supporting your friend.

[@EssixLaPoomf]

Pig in a dress is the next plushy You could call it, ‘Maiden Oink’

[@MaskedReviews]

or Lady MacBacon

[@fluffystuff500]

​​@@MaskedReviews Maiden MacBacon

[@HannahSoMaFu]

14:39 love how everybody in that photo doesnt seem to be annoyed at the pig photobombing but rather amused by it and laughing

[@SewardWriter]

If I remarried, I'd be proud to have someone like A stand with me, and I'd gladly stand with her. She sounds like an amazing human, and those who treated her as lesser need to seriously rethink their sad little lives.

[@marine6680]

The MLM thing for “personal toys” is a thing. They are referred to using a euphemism in the area I grew up. “Tupperware parties” in reference to the original method that Tupperware food containers were sold, and to the plastic/synthetic nature of the toys. It’s actually an effective strategy, as the social nature and typically moderate alcohol consumption leads to more bold and rowdy behavior, especially among the more outgoing personalities, and it all results in a peer pressure effect to buy at least one item.

[@TGX42]

Regarding flower girls/boys, i also only seen them wear white. The guests wearing white problem must be to not mix up the guests with the bride. If you have a problem with flower girls wearing white, there might be something iffy about the wedding....

[@gretablackwell495]

Went to my mom’s co-worker’s wedding. The priest’s entire speech delivery could be best described as “uncomfortably enthusiastic”. They had a bad Elvis impersonator present after the wedding ceremony. _The Elvis impersonator was the priest_

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

The seafood one reminds me a little of one time when I was at a funeral for someone I really cared about, and had to leave the wake because of an allergic reaction. The place were handing out kebabs with a peanut satay sauce and failed to mention that they were in a sauce containing peanuts (they didn't say anything about the sauce at all, didn't mention it was a satay sauce, nothing.) I got about halfway through one before I realised. I know I need to be more responsible with my allergy, but you'd also think that handing out something containing a common allergen, you might mention that it contains a common allergen? Especially as it was in the sauce, it wasn't like they were very obviously going round handing out raw peanuts.

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

It reminds me of my sister's wedding because her groom's parents hired bartenders who served nothing but alcohol and I'm medically not allowed to drink alcohol. Therefore, I didn't have anything to drink.

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

@KittyCatMeowMeow It wasn't being served. I didn't knowingly go out of my way to order it. They were literally just handing it out without saying what it was. Looked like fairly innocent plain chicken kebab.

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

@@unapologeticallylizzy You poor thing.

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

@KittyCatMeowMeow Because I (a child at the time) was mourning the death of a woman who was like another mother to me, I could barely think straight because the world wasn't the same without her and her death had come as a huge shock and then I ended up having an allergic reaction and having to leave her funeral? Yeah.

[@4.1132]

Weddings tend to be a 50/50 on whether it’s going to be a lovely thing or a complete disaster. One of my step siblings got married at what is essentially my family’s family home which my stepmom spent months preparing and renovating for the wedding. They’re from Scandinavia and some are heavy drinkers so all hard alcohol was banned from the wedding. There was also a shuttle bus to take people back to the hotel at a certain time because the house is in a residential area and you need to comply with rest times and noise limits. Day of the wedding everything is gorgeous until some guests get super drunk, pee on the house walls, slosh beer and wine everywhere and are really loud and obnoxious. My dad and my brother were livid and my step sibling was super embarrassed and apologized. I get that weddings are a celebration but that doesn’t mean you can just act obnoxious and rude towards other people and their property. Main thing I’ve learned from the weddings I’ve attended is that if you invite people that can’t handle alcohol, make sure to cut them off early and send them home or have someone watch them.

[@jessicacharlton7347]

I can't stop laughing at that comment with the crazy lady who thinks someone planned ahead and intentionally got pregnant at a specific time, knowing that their due date would be around the same time as the crazy lady's wedding, all just to spite the crazy lady!🤣🤣🤣

[@MaskedReviews]

I don't know... "Quick honey, crazy cousin Brittany is getting married next year and we need a way out of the wedding party!"

[@michaelb.3006]

11:27 I’m disgusted that the lady wanted him to not wear his brothers necklace. This is just horrible.

[@hypersasuke17]

In reference to 22:48 I saw a clip of a much cuter version similar to this where each groomsman last minute spruced the groom up (ex Brushing off lint from the blazer, combing his hair, breath mints, etc) and then turned back around for the final smooch. Cute collaberation with your wedding party with good natured humor to spice up the traditional beats, in my personal opinion.

[@Hexagons7]

Porfije

[@joiedevivre2005]

When the MOH with the life threatening seafood allergy said she was "dying" to be in your wedding...I don't think this is what she meant.

[@Gormathius]

22:05 I love the phrase "I am burdened with the knowledge that it is, in fact, real"

[@ItsYaBoi418]

20:43 pair this with the earlier one where the woman called her husband a slave, and you’ve got something

[@Kageoni187]

Omg the second story about asking the friend to be a bridesmaid brought tears to my eyes. I understand what she went through. I am so glad she and the bride found each other. Finding people who love you for just being you and see your beauty when you struggle to is so priceless.

[@nonexistingvoid]

Wearing a wedding dress to someone else's wedding is always a way to upstage the bride. The only exception is when the bride has explicitly stated she wants you to. When my sister asked me if I wanted us to wear the dresses we bought together, I asked her if it was okay that she wouldn't be wearing something more extravagant than me. After all, they were basically the same dresses, in different colours. But she insisted we would be "twinsies" at the wedding reception. Her reasoning: I never got to wear a wedding dress, even at my own wedding, and had been kept from my family during my marriage. By the time my sister's wedding planning started, I finally got out and moved back in with my parents for safety. After all the shit I'd gone through, my sister wanted me to feel special, and loved, at her own special day. Of course I still tried to keep the spotlight on her and her husband, but she made sure people knew I was there, and that she was so happy to have me in her life. Wearing that dress was my way of honouring my sister, and my way of showing her I love her too.

[@TheTransDevin520]

I will never understand how some people can get so jealous over dead people. My partner let me name our daughter after my deceased girlfriend. True, we are polyamorous. But even if we were monogamous. It's not like I'm cheating on my partner with her. SHE'S DEAD! She was a big part of my life. When you lose someone who was such a big part of your life, you can't just forget that that person even existed. You can't just stop loving someone because they passed away. If you can't share your partners heart with someone that has passed away (regardless if it's a family member or a relationship) then you don't deserve to hold their heart to begin with.

[@smappositivedance]

The intro is a masterpiece. I will never understand people who think their wedding day is the most important thing in the world and sacrifice all their relationships and every grain of self respect for it. It's just ONE DAY. And you have the rest of your life to live after it.

[@ongakuwotabeta]

Click, you are a perfect combo of cursed and informational! Keep it up!

[@jackymorin8779]

@stop lgbt stop telling people that its rude

[@emilyrln]

@@jackymorin8779 whenever I come across them, I report them

[@sunnyandthechlo]

When I started planning my wedding, I told myself (and my mom to hold me accountable) that I would not be a bridezilla, no wedding is perfect, if something goes wrong I'll take it in stride and the important part is that me and my husband were celebrating our marriage with a fun little party. Weddings should not be the end-all be-all of your whole life. Also, we paid for the food and a wine/beer bar and didn't expect anything from others except to show up, be presentable and have a good time. Some of them didn't even bring gifts and we still treated everyone the same. I don't remember the gifts, the food, or the flowers, I just remember having so much fun with my family and friends and most of all my husband. It's been almost 15 years and we're still so happy and in love.

[@Just_a_commenter]

These intro skits are too good. lmao Click playing a bridezilla is hilarious. XD Good morning, afternoon, evening or goodnight to all my fellow Click enjoyers! Hope you alal have a great day, especially you, you fantastic Swedish lad!

[@dariacampbell5956]

​@stop lgbt no one cares, nobody asked

[@justanautisticnerd8969]

​​@stop lgbt aww, arent you cute, such an edgy edgelord. Absolutely adorable and silly. Such a cute child. Im sure your parents are so proud of you. Burning a piece of paper like a true champ. Defenitly going to stop lgbt and not make you look like an absolute fool.

[@haliehope7067]

that not letting someone in a wedding because they are not pretty is so oddly normal. I been told repeated even as a child that I wasn't good looking enough for weddings. It always hurt my feelings, but then again the people they picked they said would "behave better" too. I guess behaving is drinking so much booze you go streaking, throwing the flower basket at the priest, vomiting like anywhere, or getting into brawls.

[@Serai3]

Wedding #1: I have the uncomfortable feeling that we're seeing bedroom fantasies being brought out for public display. I wouldn't think the wedding would be the way to do it, but hey, it takes all kinds, I guess.

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

I kinda hope that's what it is, because even though that's uncomfortable, the other options is...yikes.

[@epicdunsparce7072]

That's probably it - Raceplay is A Thing in the BDSM/kink community. Luckily a small, niche corner of it, tho. Everyone I know in that community avoids it like the plague, for obvious reasons.

[@AntiFaGoat]

"It takes all kinds" - Not hate crimes. 😡

[@Serai3]

@@AntiFaGoat Um, it's _their wedding,_ dude. What you think about it has no bearing on the matter.

[@hawkeyescoffee6399]

@@epicdunsparce7072 Yep. I've been in the bdsm community (mostly online due to location & disability) over 20 years off & on, and have only verrrry rarely seen it mentioned. On top of that, everyone I know who is part of the community would never push their kink on to others either, so unless the photos original appeared in some kink related group, then I question if it's people who are more into historical reinactments or something. IDK. I always have to remind my self that not everyone who engages in kink & roleplay does so 'responsibly'. Especially considering the reactions 50 shades caused with vanilla housewives and the like... who thought that was what good bdsm looked like, because they couldn't spot the red flags if they smacked them in the face. 🙄 I guess another option was, that it was some kind of performance art, or something someone else said made me wonder if it was some kind of prelude to a historical romance or something?! Idk, it gets easy to forget there are white people out there who actually think theres's no such thing as racism and that there's nothing wrong with that (I recently saw a YT short attempting to debunk the existence of black slave ships even...and he was black himself 🤷🤦), but I would have expected the guy to know better & to not go along with it, but...🤷

[@SleepyLeoLemon]

8:04 This story just flabbergasted, and upset me. My mother is a little overweight, and I could never imagine removing her from my wedding photos just because shes "fAt". I'm really glad that bridesmaid has a friend who ACTUALLY cares for her

[@HannahSoMaFu]

~11:00 as if the dead brother wasnt sad enough the edit saying also his wife and kid died... having me in tears I didnt expect that from a wedding shaming video damn

[@lindseyherbst9444]

Yeah, when the necklace had the brother's wife and child's initials, I went "Oh no, wouldn't his brother's widow get the ring?" and was very worried that was the context.

[@dirangosoly2211]

14:38 This is probably the best photo in the album. Pause on this time stamp and just look at how everyone is smiling and laughing in a genuine way. Yes, a wedding day can be one of the best days of your life, but for many brides, grooms, and family, there are little stresses that make the day not so perfect in their individual experience. This plump pig wandering into the shot lightened the mood so much that everyone in attendance have a moment of joy they can all share, and I find that absolutely awesome

[@Llortnerof]

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

[@dmgroberts5471]

In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie... As a Tolkien nerd, I felt compelled.

[@w.reidripley1968]

A One Wedding Ring is an ill omen. 🤢 Very very ill.

[@067_subharajmishra8]

Click, I cannot emphasize enough how much your narration of the material keeps me engaged. Those voiceovers are so accurate it genuinly feels like I am listening to the person writing the content.

[@bluemoonslightASMR]

You have no idea how much you make me laugh lol. Thanks for a much needed bright light in this timeline.

[@MaskedReviews]

I hope your tomorrow also has a bright spot

[@hyliagirl4239]

One of these reminded me of a story my friend recently told me about one of their family members, who eloped with their s.o. and decided that even though no one was invited to their wedding, they still wanted people to fund their honeymoon and wedding itself and send them expensive gifts etc and my friend and i both were like ?!?!?! You cant do that??????

[@WhoamI-kt9yv]

6:20 the good old "Wohlfühlgewicht", if you're happy and heathy, you're fine.

[@eulennachathen449]

Wohlfühlgewicht is the one where you feel strong and healthy but not too heavy. It's just right.

[@MysticalBlueRse]

A close friend of mine had meals at his wedding that one of his best friend (and he family) couldn’t eat. The purposely ordered, and checked, that there would be food prepared for them, as they weren’t so allergic that just being near said items would kill them. Mushrooms and seafood. -_- the catering still messed up the special meals. Despite the bride and groom trying so hard to be sure they would have safe food (including making sure the catering prepared these dishes in cookware not used for the other foods). Nope. They went hungry, which was just another problem they had with services that day so the bride was nearly in tears. The other was another of the bridesmaids had a large port-wine stain on her face and neck, the type that causes disfigurement. The make-up artist the bride hired was horrified and refused to do this bridesmaid’s make-up. Like, yeah be a huge shit for someone’s birthmark because she doesn’t have standard features. Not like the girl was contagious.

[@aznation6275]

"I was me all along!" the greatest plot twist in history

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

hi. I drop by to let you know that I got that account commenting the exact same sentence with the exact same shitty spelling under one of my answers on a video and it's propably a bot. you might have guessed that already. but this is confirmation. no need to pay attention to that accout.

[@Andreas_42]

I see Click people.

[@BuckStedmanTV]

@@karowolkenschaufler7659 they did the same on my comment. always report those. they get removed quick if you do

[@genesisofthebetween]

@@karowolkenschaufler7659 what annoys me is that the flag in their profile is FUCKING TURKEY

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

@@genesisofthebetween yea. that is annoying.

[@dmgroberts5471]

14:53 (Sigh) This wedding was in England, wasn't it? I'm British, and, reading between the lines, this sounds like it happened here. The guests probably were doing shots while they waited for the couple. I've never been to a wedding that bad, but at all the ones I've been to there has been HEAVY drinking. If it turns out I'm correct...well, that's embarrassing.

[@sampdesigns]

That woman who is proud of her fat body(her words) and loves herself fully is SUCH a cool person! And the "I've never been pretty enough to be a bridesmaid" made me pause and actually start crying. And it got WORSE (for my EMOTIONS!)!! And then I feel like I got whiplash as the utter RAGE hits me over the girl who doesnt want her fiance to wear the jewelry of his DEAD FAMILY MEMBERS because it doesnt -look- good enough!!! (Holy hell)

[@AiyeePapaya]

15:01 literally sounds like an episode of it’s always sunny lmao

[@rusted_ursa]

"She ruins my wedding" in Golum's voice made me laugh so hard I spooked my cat.

[@Alexander59059]

One thing I never understood about weddings is that they’re always so cookie cutter. Like, if you’re going to spend so much time and money on it you might as well make it unique to what you and your spouse enjoy.

[@brianaschmidt910]

Exactly this. That's why it's Disney, 18th century (clothing and food), and Humor. His contribution is star trek, (specifically the Klingon marital rites)

[@elementwind91]

22:12 They are, in fact, called "F*ckerware Parties" 🤣

[@warmsnow]

Nooo way I've never heard about this. I'm German and I know Tupperware parties from decades ago but this holy 😭😂😂😂

[@thehaveninthehand]

Love that joke, but the bride is probably a "pure romance" consultant, I'm so glad that mlms are super illegal in my country, I only know one Herbalife hun xD

[@essenceofdreams3664]

I've seen videos of people reacting to these and there was a bride who wanted her "friend" to financially support the wedding, but didn't want her in the pictures and kicked her from being the maid of honor because she was going to be heavily pregnant for the pictures and claimed she wanted to get the stress off of her. The poster had trouble conceiving for years and had finally gotten pregnant and the bride was upset about it instead of excited. And she was upset that the poster wouldn't have been able to drink at the bachelorette party. But she still wanted her to foot the bill. The poster rightfully backed out of the wedding altogether if I remember correctly.

[@a_music_nerd]

oh my lord that one about the bridesmaid that thought she wasn’t pretty enough to be one makes me so fucking angry. even disregarding the wedding aspect: this woman played a major role in setting up an event for you out of the goodness of her wonderful golden heart and you have the gall to insult and SHOO HER AWAY when she wants to be slightly included in something?? absolutely disgusting behavior.

[@thecat7803]

That's exactly what I was wondering. Who did you invite that wore bad clothes to a cocktail wedding, started fights and got drunk in 30 minutes, stole gifts, and objected. If this is your family just elope.

[@dunnowhatname9976]

I expect to laugh my ass off. But nothings gonna come close to my aunt's 2nd marriage.

[@ChopChop_Specter]

Tell about your aunt’s 2nd marriage if you’re comfortable with it/nf It sounds like a treat

[@infiniteplanes5775]

The problem with coming to great comments just 13 minutes after it’s posted is the lack of time for replies

[@dunnowhatname9976]

@@ChopChop_Specter well, it was 3 years ago. My aunt invited me to be the maid of honor for her. Back then I still had a connection with her and didn't tell her about my identity. But I was still somewhat mad. But okay, I agreed. So, I quickly found out this guy was a white supremacist with enough homophobia to fill the antlantic ocean. Also, he's been a creep to me and when I told my aunt she told me - a previous victim of my Stepdad - that I shouldn't get so worked up. After she basically blackmailed me into this (if I didn't go there, she'd take all the money from my savings account) I decided to ask someone my aunt already hated. Namely, my Chechnya friend, (let's call him Vasili) who offered to accompany me. In the end, I outed myself, my aunt called the police because of the "terrorist" I brought with me and yeah... By the way, the groom was arrested because of insulting and punching my friend. But yeah, it's still living rent free in my head

[@noel3274]

​@@dunnowhatname9976 oh my God. Ok 1, so happy that the guy got arrested 2, I wanna slap that aunt and 3, my god I could not be more proud of how far you have come.

[@illegalcoding]

@@dunnowhatname9976 WOW, that is a story and a half, absolutely insane. Hope you were alright

[@firstmatefrankie5371]

1:44 I was like “omg he looks so cool!! Love the hat, don’t see more historical fashion often” and then I read the caption- Any excitement was instantly gone lmao

[@DneilB007]

17:40 The Wedding from Heck: I think that some of the guests got together and gave the bride & groom a fantastic gift-a wedding so much of a train wreck that they could sell the film rights for a couple hundred bucks to a studio. It’s in the studio’s best interests to cut a deal, because they can intercut photos from the real wedding with identical staged scenes from the film, and close the film with a final card that says, “best wishes from all of us to Blorp and Blorpette” over a photo of the two of them together. It might not open well, but if they *don’t* promote it as “inspired by a true event” but spring it as a final-reel twist, word-of-mouth will drive ticket sales way, way up.

[@acatnamedm4529]

I got invited to join one of "those" MLMs right after I had a hip replacement. (Because, I wouldn't be able to do the deed for several months and endorphins would "speed up the healing process.") Honestly, I thought it was the pain meds, but I have the message chain to prove it was real.

[@dustieboi7442]

10:24 I could understand the bride asking the groom to not wear any other rings on their wedding day, necklace is kinda weird though.

[@markusallen6818]

Just on that first one I felt my brain melt like a box of crayons

[@vibingpurplerose2468]

I was listening to this while doing chores, and my god, that "Not pretty enough to be a bridesmaid" story hurt my heart too! Like girl, it sounds like you may really be her only friend! I'm no paragon of friendship, but imo, a real friend wouldn't say something like that, seriously. Not pretty enough? Friends are friends, not accessories!

[@vibingpurplerose2468]

Another thing I thought to say, kinda basing this of Heathers (the musical) tbh as my later school years were pretty ordinary. But sounds like those "childhood friends" peaked in high school and never matured past it.

[@lollipoplp]

1:29 Gollum-Stitch is trying to break out 🔥

[@Emer_Alex]

Why doesn’t this have any more likes

[@centrifugedestroyer2579]

The plantation wedding is so wild to me. I really, really hope this is related to some odd kink. But still.... Imagine any other country pulling this off with their dark past.... Like for example a holocaust themed wedding... It would ve a scandal on a global scale...

[@brianaschmidt910]

I really do think the couple was trying to say that if they'd been alive back then, their love would be stronger than societal demands. (Still extremely not ok, but relatively less extreme than the alternative)