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[@dragonbrains6045]

As a certified Wamen, I can confirm we only have bathrooms in our houses to turn off the lights and stare in the mirror so we can summon demons. The toilet is just for decoration

[@SkydreamsArts]

And for when we have all those douchebag guys we apparently love so much over

[@janemiettinen5176]

@@SkydreamsArtsI was just about to say the exact same thing :)

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

Actually having to use the bathrooms in our homes is a huge dysphoria trigger for transfemmes ngl 😞

[@hannajung7512]

@@SkydreamsArts exactly, and we also only have ordinary toilets with seat and evetything because we LOVE cleaning toiletts after these chads sprayed all over them

[@leileyaravencroft]

Why are you giving away our secrets!? That's it... turn in your Wamen card!

[@ApolloSketches]

God I love reading incel pickup lines because while I am a disappointment, they are proof that there are people more disappointing than me :)

[@crankylucifer]

I honestly couldn't have said it better myself. I also get happier that my gf and future wife actually did not have to meet or talk to incels o.o

[@damascus9876]

Same lol

[@viktorsbf]

200th like

[@rasmachris94]

I'm not the best at socialising, so I dont. And I'm starting to think that's somehow better than whatever these guys/girls have going on.

[@viktorsbf]

damn grew 50 likes

[@MoonDancerArt]

For the guy that asked to see a singular breast and was acting all posh, I usually send them a picture of a surgically removed human breast (without the skin on) that can easily be found on Google. Be safe out there, my sisters.

[@dmgroberts5471]

That's hilarious. I thought you were going to say a raw chicken breast, but that's much better.

[@ZeoHidra]

For a second I thought you were going to say you sent them a picture of the bird, but that works too I guess.

[@broblerone413]

lmao nice

[@aepigeons9375]

I imagined responding with a picture of a prosthetic, but your idea is way better.

[@KaityKat117]

I was just thinking of responding with "you forgot 'tips fedora' " but your idea is so much better

[@mel87kel]

"Wouldn't mind buying you at the slave trade" is officially the worst thing I ever read

[@hedgehogshill3522]

"U don't even have enough money lol"

[@littlesushi7503]

The girl that just starts naming stuff and says that she poops once in a while is so funny. I absolutely love that response. 🤣🤣

[@LemonOutOfHell]

Incel pick up lines make me very uncomfortable 😭

[@soupmuncher.]

Agreed Ena profile picture person Wtf are the incels thinking though I don't understand

[@ElitheSnowFox]

Cool you were first

[@notoriousgoblin83]

They probably should

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Yea same

[@kingofravens215]

It’s a good way to get a flight or fight response from someone too!

[@reikerkaufmann4945]

Remember people if she or he says they are not interested then that's your cue to stop and move on, keep pushing despite them saying no is creepy and comes off as obsessive.

[@staysilent4392]

Good advice that seems not to be used nearly enough in real life.

[@siniblues9851]

Yea everyone should follow this

[@hojmatros5102]

Yup. And if they really are "playing hard to get", then they're manipulative people anyway.

[@reikerkaufmann4945]

@@hojmatros5102 True

[@dmgroberts5471]

There is actually a lot to be said for being polite and bowing out gracefully if you get shot down. There is nothing more manly and confident than saying "oh, that's a shame, have a nice evening" and moving on. Conversely, there is nothing more childish and off-putting than pitching a hissy fit and screaming obscenities. If you're so fragile that you can't take rejection, you aren't ready for a relationship.

[@jennifer8621]

Best reply to an unsolicited D pick is to be all serious and tell them that they should get it checked out by a doctor. Make them freak out about something being wrong.

[@intercat4907]

You just made an old guy laughspit coffee all over his life. Thank you thank you, Jennifer. I'm still laughing too hard to type well.

[@sarahbunny0618]

LMAO THATS BRILLIANT

[@hailyjohnson407]

Lmao I love it

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

That's literally what my mom's friend Maggie did when some creep flashed her back in the 70s when she was leaving work...apparently freaked him out

[@belladonnaplumb9376]

R/preyingmantis

[@13CrystalHeart]

The dude who gave that 'what you can do to attract a high value man' list. I felt more and more "I would beat this person to within an inch of his life" with each number, especially when he said a woman should just have stayed by no matter how bad the abuse was. Guys like that keep girls like me happily single.

[@kawaii_umbreon_yt8842]

Unrelated question that can distract us all from Incels. Is that Volo in your pfp?

[@tomlxyz]

It still irks me that some of those people still will manage to get in a relationship while keeping that mindset

[@lilyyy411]

this is why lesbians like us exist

[@TheRealAmadeusMozart]

Its so funny because he was obviously attracted to her, but insulted her weight when he realised he couldn't win her over with his bigotry.

[@aditsu]

As a high value man myself, I am hereby awaiting a picture of your bob *tips fedora* j/k j/k 😂

[@hypertoaster9961]

What I learned today: - Cringe is a wave function - Asterisks roleplay cannot be heriditary, because it otherwise would have dissapeared by now - Every human beeing has amazing social skills compared to these people - The impression of beeing nice invalidates consent - A surprising ammount of people send text messages to people that aren't worth their time - Controlling your emotions is very hard - If you know the ammount of people that are afraid of beeing called gay, you know the ammount of people sending creepy texts - If you know the ammount of people sending creepy texts, you know the ammount of people that are afraid of beeing called gay - Having a boyfriend is inapropriate

[@sophiophile]

Inviting a guy to meet when your brothers are around watching a sports game sounds like a pretty good way to have a safe date (even if you go sit by yourselves). No creep like that guy is gonna pull any BS.

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

Yeah, either around people you know/trust, or in a coffee place (in early afternoon, lunchtime, or whatever) are the best ones, as if you have people you know they'll shield you, and you can always rejoin them, and a coffee place is very public, and makes it easy to leave. If you're meeting someone for the first time, make sure it's somewhere where you can be seen, and where you can reasonably leave whenever you want (potentially set an alarm with your ring tone, and set your phone screen to be an incoming call, just for the perfect excuse). Also, afternoon rather than evening means there's lots of light, and lots of normal people around, which is also very good.

[@jessicataylor7174]

Yep and we don't know the conversation that led to that decision for their first casual meet up in person. It could have been he suggested that day and the only way it could work is if he joined her in the pub she was already going to be in. When I met a guy for the first time I took him to my local pub but told everyone first. Everyone gave us space and acted like they didn't know me but were all keeping an eye out to make sure I was okay. He was fine for the first couple of drinks then turned crazy. I thanked him for the date and said I was going home but he insisted on more drinks. As he tried to order more I shook my head slightly at the barman. He saw how belligerent he was being and kicked him out, keeping me in the safety of the bar. It's always safest to be somewhere there are people who care about you.

[@camiblack1]

go back to it, it sounds like the "we were having a date" thing is all in the guy's head.

[@greyscalesx]

Nah she said it was her bro's birthday and only family and their SO were there. It's understandable to want to celebrate with family only and not invite a stranger. And clearly it was a good call. The creep litteraly stalked her, showed up and watched her the whole evening and invented a narrative in his head about her behaviour. He would have ruined the night by accusing her of being flirty and what not

[@ConstantChaos1]

Yeah it's also not weird for more rural communities, like I've been on dates with family members present quite a few times

[@Lady_Ginnie]

Okay, the guy talking about "exposure therapy" to get over his "fear of boobs," was actually pretty funny.

[@barrylangille3523]

I really felt like that was just intended for a laugh. I don't think it was meant to be taken seriously.

[@Jdvalentine13]

If I remember it was a lesbian joke first

[@CharaDreemurX]

@@Jdvalentine13 hey,yeah!

[@billionai4871]

I remember seeing that image a lot of times on tumblr and stuff. Not sent as DMs but as funny hornyposting. its kinda off-putting when it is less "hornyposting into the void" and more targeted at one person

[@shizukagozen777]

"FEAR OF B¤¤BS" I need the timestamp. 💀💀💀 Edit: 30:54

[@BradyPostma]

Every single social media app should have a "block for unwanted advances" option, and people who get that from multiple others should lose their accounts.

[@Random-sk6hm]

THIS

[@jasperbrown4238]

Absolutely agree

[@-enigma-8218]

OMG THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA BRO I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THAT

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

It does sound great, but it could lead to psychotic exes / bullies / Incels / rejected nice guys / mean girls / Karens / Kevins / et al forming campaigns against someone who’s innocent. Oh, but wait! Such injustices might be circumvented if "un-hack-able" proof is required 🤔

[@spiritbx1337]

As if people wouldn't misuse it to ban people they don't like...

[@Elithrae]

You're 100% right that the good thing with these particular clowns is that they're stupid enough to out themselves as manipulative, abusive monsters at the outset. I married a guy like this because he was smart enough to keep it under wraps until I married him. =/ Worst mistake of my life.

[@thekingwhostitches]

Oh no! Are you still with him?

[@SupahCray]

Honey! Are you okay?!

[@EmnM2010]

Pro tip: if they threaten to harm themselves if you don't reciprocate, reply with, "OH SNAP, I didn't realize how sick you are! Let me call you an ambulance."

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

The woman that just listed body parts at him is an icon. This is what I aspire to.

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

You'd love r/preyingmantis, it's all that all the time.

[@intercat4907]

She forgot "body hair". Yay for real women.

[@senacario5942]

@@intercat4907Armpit hair, Facial hair, HAIR ON THE VA... -Me if i ever get one of these creepy guys

[@olaf-chan-728]

This one wass so fake cause pain

[@ingloriousbetch4302]

​@@dashiellgillingham4579 that subreddit gives me life lol

[@joiedevivre2005]

These "pickup lines" have more red flags than a Soviet Armed Forces Day parade.

[@richardarriaga6271]

May Day parade. More red flags than a May Day Parade.

[@intercat4907]

You just gave me the funniest, most peculiar, face-palming visual. Great post. Thanks.

[@Cassxowary]

Or the Salvation Army (holidays) nonsense!

[@andistansbury4366]

More red flags then a racist southerner's house

[@AnikMonette]

Yup!🚩🚩🚩

[@Omneyvdwatering]

omg i had to laugh so hard at the girl who started to say all them "disgusting" stuff like menstruation, vulva and stuff.

[@Lunathicc312]

She should’ve said clitoris and sent a hyperlink to a Oxford definition of it

[@DrachenGothik666]

Like they were the magical words of banishing demons. LOL I laughed so hard at that, since it worked!

[@John_Weiss]

The only men who should be "disgusted" at the mention of a vulva _are gay men._ And even then, not all gay men are freaked out by female genitalia [though many are]. So, in addition to saying "menstruation" and "vulva" and "clitoris", she should have, after watching him get "disgusted", asked, "Why are you so freaked out by female genitalia? Are you gay? Because usually only gay guys are freaked out by it." Rest assured, these misogynists are also homophobic and insecure. Throwing my suggestion into the mix is _guaranteed_ to set them off even more. Feel free to use it, ladies!

[@everything5066]

@@John_Weiss thinking female anatomy is disgusting is being a misogynist not gay. those are normal body parts and there's nothing wrong with them. and for your information some gay men have them .

[@John_Weiss]

@@everything5066 Well, I _am gay._ And have been out _for 30 years._ I have seen the misogyny in the gay community. A substantial number are weirded out by vulvas. And yes, I was talking about gay cis men. Because I'm talking about responding to the incels, who are guaranteed to be homophobic _cis_ heteros. And yes, _there are the gay trans men._ And there are gay cis men who are grossed out by the though of having sex with a gay trans guy. I'm not one of them. But there are many gay cis men who are freaked out by vulvas, and thus, cannot bring themselves to have sex with anyone who has one. And a subset of these gay cis men are what I call, "sh1tty, sh1tty, f@gg0ts," because they extend their disgust with vulvas to mistreatment of the guys who have them. Which, as I just said, is really sh1tty. But I don't judge the ones who _are not_ sh1tty to trans gay men, but for whom a vulva is, "a deal breaker," so to speak. Is there anything I've missed? Is there anyone else you all think I've potentially excluded or offended that I haven't talked about I consider it obvious? Anything else obvious that anyone wants me to genuflect to? Or can we return to brainstorming ways to troll the incels?

[@Dessian1st]

14:47 the creep threatened her, but then she murdered him. Gawd damn!

[@ConstantChaos1]

Seriously that was amazing

[@matthewboire6843]

He got stabbed AND burned

[@SupahCray]

OMG, HOLY FUCK, I JUST SAW IT!!! I love her~

[@RaindanceMaggieDance]

It drives me crazy when I have someone approach me when I’m out, either with my friends or with my husband and I tell them thanks but I’m married. I show them my rings. I tell them good luck. Then get verbally assaulted for five minutes. When I’m with my husband he used to get really defensive. Now he just stands back and watches the show. It’s really funny watching him try not to crack up when I let them finish their rant and then give them a good reality check.

[@Shannon4710]

Where do you live where something like that happens that often?

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

@@Shannon4710 I've lived in small rural towns, medium cities and major cities across various states, and I've repeatedly experienced this sort of behavior in all of them.

[@mitchellnelson6249]

What is so difficult about taking an L like a champ and keeping your dignity in the face of rejection? I’ve never once berated a woman for simply not being interested in me like who raised these dudes? Lmao

[@LilithNephilim666]

28:41 "Just because you watch someone frequently online does not make your parasocial ass entitled to a relationship" Hearing Click say that with a serious tone while looking at the camera makes it sound like it's directly targeted at one of us lmao

[@richardarriaga6271]

Stalkers are a sad reality these days.

[@alistairsnowshroud8069]

Honestly I don't doubt it. Even in a fandom this wholesome there's gotta be at least ONE creepy and/or confused person who made it weird.

[@VoidStaresback]

Damn that's sad :(

[@MissCaraMint]

Sadly I wouldn’t be surprised. Let’s all agree to be respectful to each other.

[@dannyfoxboi]

@@richardarriaga6271 Stalkers were always a problem. It's just easier to do it nowadays thanks to technology. Still highly unfortunate, though, I'm not disagreeing on that.

[@beardlessdragon]

It's insane how low these people set the bar for everyone else. Like, "oh, they're not an absolute creep or stalker or pedophile? Well, this is promising!"

[@dmgroberts5471]

Girl: "I'm really impressed you haven't threatened to kill me and shit in my skull yet!" Man: "Well, the night is yet young."

[@sandtrap175]

Little did we realize, they were sacrificing themselves for the rest of humanity

[@sigmascrub]

It's great tho! If you can hold a normal conversation, you're automatically in the 80th percentile!

[@Cassxowary]

Do you mean child predator? Paedos are a somewhat different thing but it still applies

[@phantomqueen1322]

Whenever I think my flirting skills are bad, I just look at these guys and think, "wow at least I'm better than them"

[@canadianperspective3731]

Coming from a female; if you can make her laugh you are halfway there.

[@phantomqueen1322]

@@canadianperspective3731 as a fellow female I agree lol

[@leirbag1595]

They're so bad that one is better even with zero flirting skill.

[@ParakeetDSi]

I have non existent flirting skills. I am not confident in taking initiative in a conversation

[@LunaIsMentallyDead]

I don't even know if i am flirting sometimes lol And if i do, it means i am flirting with almost everyone-

[@nathangamble125]

Important: Asterisk roleplay and Asterix roleplay are two _very_ different things. One of them always involves a short French barbarian, and the other one only sometimes does. * notices Obelix's obelisk *

[@TinyChubbyBird]

That "helpful list" the man at 34:05 sent was not a list to help her in finding a partner, but a list of reasons of why she just dodged a massive, ugly bullet.

[@beyondawesomegaming3517]

She didn’t just dodge a bullet she dodged the entire mag of a sub machine gun

[@oom-7845]

@@beyondawesomegaming3517 nah, she dodged an entire carpet bombing

[@zamknijcholernabrame]

New favourite drinking game: binge-watch Click's video's and every time he does a Swedish accent take a drink. Y'all be tanked

[@Purple_Sweater]

Omg I love it. I mean I don't drink but I love it

[@ashley_smith]

Watch Restaurant Impossible and every time they mention something concerning finance take a shot. A half hour episode becomes....interesting lmao

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Even though I'm legally allowed to drink the adult drinks I don't think I'm gonna do it

[@notoriousgoblin83]

My man I went from BAC to ABV doing this

[@marylambkin]

You have to finish the glass if he says, "flabbergasted".

[@nyxx5357]

The whole thing of using asterisk RPs as icebreakers is so frustrating, because it gives roleplay a bad name. RP can be really fun, especially if everyone involved is imaginative and good at writing. You can be literally anyone or anything you want, and do whatever you want, as long as the other person is comfortable with it. It's a shame that these creeps try to use a fun hobby in such a crappy way.

[@charlie8779]

What's more innocent fun that telling an interactive story together ? The creepy people who open with that stuff are just cringy and ruin fun for everyone

[@kranodor]

And they're not even doing it in style, or good in any way! Their grammar is all over the place, there's no distinct perspective, no tact, no order to the message... and that's on top of the cringy creepiness of pushing themselves onto others like that. I was on an RP chat quite regularly back in the day, and yes, we had some saucy plays - and yes, some of us players got into relationships, affairs, met in real life... all the good stuff. But people always asked beforehand, and accepted a No, no matter if it was the fictional play between characters going somewhere, or a conversation between the players.

[@discordiacreates6669]

@@kranodor yep fam, just because it can work in the RIGHT context doesn't mean everyone should do it, esp if they say no. Just stop at that point. RP used to be fun when I knew people that also shared the same beliefs because it's just fun collaborative worldbuilding to me, like DnD but way less structured. These incels though give everyone a bad name ^^'

[@kiralonely]

The thing they miss out on is CONSENT. All parties must consent to an rp. Otherwise it's just...weird and uncomfortable. I used to rp all the time and I would get so weirded out when people would DM me with no context, just rping. It's just plain weird.

[@AngelBirdo]

If I ever get DMs from creepy dudes trying to RP w/ me I'm gonna roleplay back for a bit and then block them so that every time they try that shit on someone else, they hesitate just a little for fear of making and losing a good friend :)

[@broblerone413]

that first incel proves that women can truly be anything! an inspiration to us all (/j)

[@RiveroftheWither]

I think the technical term is "femcel"

[@kissit012]

@@RiveroftheWither which is redundant and unnecessarily sexist since incel is a unisex term

[@fellownigerianhere6378]

@@kissit012 how'd u get that its sexist? Genuinely curious. Yes incel is a unisex word but it's mostly used to describe the weird dudes.

[@dinos_room]

Commenting that I liked cuz I don't wanna ruin the 69 likes Edit: who liked?

[@isabelleisabelle4896]

@@fellownigerianhere6378 "Sexist" means you make a difference based on the sex or gender*. The word "femcel" starts with "fem" which refers to "female", hence the word is sexist.

[@CaliHime]

26:15 "Honestly, doesn't sound too bad. I would formulate it a bit different myself. Skip the first sentence and maybe the second one..." Click, you know you only read two sentences right? This feels like an unintentional burn. :P

[@camillepepin8512]

I once got an asterisk role play pickup line that was... Very intense. So I sent them a lick to a webside where people can write fanfictions (sexual or not). He was soooo offended, he dropped the role play act and criticised we for not reacting like everyone else allowing him to continue being a creep. From experience, even if I did not participate in the role play and just spoke like a normal person, he would have kept going with his role play anyway. He was pissed that I cut that off for him with nothing but a link. I wish I knew reddit existed back then I would have kept the screenshots.

[@sagastrom5330]

Clicky is single handedly offsetting everything bad Andrew Tate has ever said with these videos. Thank you for your service

[@thingythesigma]

okay, listen. i dont mean to start an argument when i say this but. what did andrew tate have to do with anything? he's in a romanian prison...

[@GTaichou]

@@thingythesigma Friend please google the "coaching" business he did teaching "alpha male" ideas, and then google his human trafficking charges.

[@everything5066]

tate didn't start shjt . the men who supported him were always misogynists

[@dmgroberts5471]

Nice one. 👍 So, since Tate is the god of incels, does that make Click their Satan? I think he'd like that.

[@GavinTheGreat3700]

And Kanye

[@Mewse1203]

I just told my wife "didn't you know you're supposed to be attractive 24/7 and not allowed to have bodily fluids?" She got up, looked me right in my eyes and said, " I have to take a shit" Then I kissed her

[@Razial-san]

best love story ever

[@BoxOfToasters]

​@@Razial-sanagreed

[@satyestru]

If her shit is a fluid, she has a problem.

[@jazzjensen]

This was a delight to read

[@IolanaPhillipsRodriguez]

LMAO TRUE LOVE RIGHT HERE

[@sinclari1]

It's the epitome of "Well, that escalated quickly."

[@dmgroberts5471]

Incel: Says hi. Threatens to kill you in graphic detail because you didn't reply in 0.00001 seconds. Cries himself to sleep. Learns nothing from this experience.

[@themanthrmyththelegend]

“Who’s your favorite communist”

[@sinclari1]

@@themanthrmyththelegend Lenin. True to his role, his body is carried around costing more than $200,000 a year to his country just to keep him looking undecayed almost 100 years later.

[@HTFWSFWWE]

My husband and I do "creepy asterisks" when we text each other all the time. HOWEVER! 1) we were already married by the time we even heard about this phenomena 2) we do it as an inside joke cuz we both have dark senses of humor and love to ad lib and create outrageous scenarios together. If you're meeting someone for the first time and want to make a good impression, creepy asterisks are never the way to go about it and should only be used when you know for a fact the other person will respond positively to it. My husband and I both agree that if we had tried this tactic with our very first conversation ever we would not be married to each other right now.

[@crowdemon_archives]

To be fair, you're both into it, which makes it highly different from most of the nonsense in the video lol

[@KayTheFoxAlt]

24:52 I thought we were talking about her breaking up with her boyfriend or divorcing her husband (who I assumed Jack was) and he was interested, not a *dead freaking baby*

[@Neakco]

I read somewhere that a lot of these incel pick up lines come from classes where the idea is to find a girl and hook her before you slowly start to gaslight her and make her more dependent on you. Thankfully these people seem to have skipped over the parts about how this process is meant to take a long time

[@HatpinPunk]

They literally just look at a woman and are like: "ok, now that you are in love with me it's time for the abuse!" 😂

[@discordiacreates6669]

Oh so I can stop wondering what my "father" majored in in school ^^' yeah but I'm actually glad so many people don't know the first thing about how gaslighting works because I do outta necessity only, but it saves more people the less people get it so I'll take whatever small victories we can get. Sad for the people trying such terrible tactics though, they'll never get to experience actually having someone around because they genuinely like and want to be around that person. Oh well, what a shame... ^^'

[@deeperth8679]

Honestly I can kinda get why the woman invited her date to her bros bday gathering at a bar. She probably felt a little uncomfortable and needed the safety of family while at the same time get to know the person she invited. She might have had a bad experience before

[@ConstantChaos1]

Yeah it's not that abnormal for more rural communities there are only so many places to do so many activities ya know Also if you get kidnapped in a more rural community you almost certainly won't be found

[@domm5715]

Ya, if she told him before;sounds like she did; I don't see anything wrong with it, the dude has negative charisma and confidence if he didn't say anything to her, then, thought her brothers were extra dates...like she told you she was Gon be with the family and he forgot? Or thought she lied, I don't know how these ppl even feed themselves they so dumb

[@sleepdeprivedpikachu7235]

One of the screenshots literally raised my blood pressure so much that my watch started beeping at me to tell me that my bpm was over 120 while not moving

[@olakpasa6486]

Jesus christ

[@Akabalthy]

Which one was it?!

[@hetagirlgamer5296]

The one time I saw asterisks work was when they were *already together* and both actually *liked* it. Probably the only reason why those are still going strong tbh. Also, as a certified Wamen, can confirm the bathroom is totally just to perform rituals properly with the mirror and summon demons.

[@SpecialBlanket]

Yeah, I think it's cute. My partner does it.

[@lizzykayOT7]

I'm learning so much from these episodes Click. Why all the requests for nudes though, porn exists. Has for a long time, get a magazine man. Such a strange ice-breaker.

[@Gloomdrake]

"I'm not interested" basically just means "pursuing me is a waste of your time," so saying "you're not even worth my time" in response is just... Yes? Thanks for noticing

[@lord_graymarrow]

This entire video can be summed up with:" imagine being THIS bad at handling rejection"

[@wolfsmith7285]

Easy for a female to say as they don't go through as much rejection, also I don't get rejected because I've never tried to give them power by asking them "am I good enough for you" aka "wanna go out" haha as if I'd be vunerable towards some 304 that is disgusted by me for being born a certain race, a certain gender🤡 Gynocentric society

[@Lunathicc312]

I love how cliccy always pretends to be/ says he is socially awkward and then gives the best interaction advice I’ve ever heard

[@lorifiedler13]

He's in a room talking to himself. Real world is very different. There are actual people that actually respond to you. But regardless, The Click us a kind, gentle soul. And that is imbued in his plushies.

[@Alovatololo]

My favorite response ever was when the woman just posted the incel's message on Facebook and tagged his mother. Sometimes I miss the drama on Facebook.

[@gatordragon8824]

Even in asterisks roleplay, they can't roleplay confidence. They're always shuffling with their sweaty hands and stammering.

[@mitchellnelson6249]

Why does anybody think this could ever possibly work? Have they not heard every woman say that they find confidence the most attractive trait? Lmao just incompetent losers

[@AethAbyss]

As someone who enjoys text roleplay (it's kinda fun if you do it in a literary style, like writing a novel w/ someone else line by line lol) it's so weird seeing people just jump into it without asking LMAOOO

[@nyxx5357]

Yep. I've done all kinds of online RP, and these people are the worst. Most of them don't want to RP, they just want to sext. Even the ones that do want to RP just suck at it. Bad spelling, no punctuation, bad phrasing, and just an overall hard-to-read mess.

[@yuki97kira]

I love writing and worldbuilding..but i stop rp because of these cringe people littering around

[@CatLuvr69]

@@nyxx5357 Or they jump in with things like **hides my wings and tail and massive thingamajig** It's seriously cringy reading things like that.

[@pearlofthedarkage]

Yeah, pretty much any kind of roleplay requires mutual consent in order for it to work.

[@ConstantChaos1]

Yeah I use it all the time with SOs due to how rural my community is, a 3+hour drive is normal to see a partner around here (at least for gay men) and on top of that my family was hyper conservative (like 2+ years of conversion therapy for me) so getting away to physically be with my boyfriends was tricky to say the least, it did lead to me regularly running 20+ miles a day so a silver lining is I can run a marathon in a reasonable time with IVs in me in the ICU and not even break a sweat

[@siniblues9851]

I've had some creepy encounters with men and as someone with no dating experience I've wondered that maybe I'm the weird one for getting scared/upset at them and that maybe this is how people approach others in real life. However, reading others go through the SAME stuff and reacting the way I did makes me feel validated and a little better about myself I guess. Not that I wish anyone to have to go through this stuff

[@dmgroberts5471]

Honestly, any time you are scared, you are in the right. If you feel unsafe, you are right to do so, and no one can tell you different. If you think you are in danger, find somewhere safe. If their first instinct isn't to make you feel safe, that's not good and you shouldn't feel bad for being cautious. You can "over-react" and back out as many times as you want, but you can only make a fatal mistake once. So be safe.

[@lavenderkismet4568]

For me it's validating too, but tbh I also use these videos sort of like exposure therapy. Mainly to get over one experience in particular that involved the excessive use of asterisks. I don't need some creepy dipshit to ruin an entire part of language for me. I'm hoping that by combining the validation aspect and repeated exposure I can move past it all. I hate how common this stuff is, and I'm sorry you've been through it too.

[@discordiacreates6669]

Yeah I feel that, the asterisk pickup lines especially for me bring mixed emotions as a not very social person that got into being more social by joining RP groups, but ones where no meant no and people could be banned for "forgetting" that rule. You're never wrong for following your gut though, as sad as it is that some humans simply can't be trusted, and if it's an overreaction it's fine, they'll either understand or prove it was actually a perfectly reasonable response if they're not concerned. Really, I hope everyone stays safe and knows this video and others like it Click covers is a list of what not to do OR accept others doing toward you. Click is a good guy, some of the content he covers isn't, but I'm actually happy he covers stuff like this for people that might need help learning what red flags to look out for when interacting with others

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

​@@dmgroberts5471 Exactly this, but I'd also like to add, even if the situation isn't legitimately unsafe if you feel unsafe you don't have to stay in it. Like back out it's ok most people will understand, and be ok with it, and if they're not then let's be honest it was an unsafe situation, and you need to gtfo.

[@elin_]

You're not weird for that. Men that behave like the messages click is reading out, are worth staying far away from. Trust your gut.

[@metareaper8008]

I think it's so sad that these kind of people have ruined roleplay for people, because it can honestly be very fun as long if you're both playing along And for those who are wondering why people use asterisks, it's to indicate that you're doing something rather than saying something

[@zacheryeckard3051]

Roleplay is great. Roleplay is not great for first impressions.

[@K9_JinX]

As one who rp rather often, I agree. It's indeed sad 😔

[@iclynnx]

Yeah! I roleplay with my friend, we plan a little of what's gonna happen and just go with the flow. We have done mature roleplays, but the difference is that it's with consent and we know eachother well. You can't just text a stranger and expect them to play along. Especially if it's not in a roleplay-dedicated space.

[@dodgyyeti532]

RP on Discord is common and some people are very skilled at it. But yeah... you gotta find people who are interested, otherwise it's awkward af

[@just_a_joltik]

Yeah! Its super fun when you find the right people. Too bad people think its good for pulling a partner out of the blue.

[@monroerobbins7551]

One thing a pal of mine does whenever they get creepy DM’s is they repeat that “they’re allergic”. To nothing specific, just keep repeating it, until the other person just looses their marbles or blocks them.

[@Footsteps5]

19:21 I get so pissed anytime anyone asks me that question. Like, can I not have a bad day, be tired, or be annoyed by circumstance? Like yes, my cycle does affect my mood, it made me cry over my lack of burgers for like a half hour last night, much to the horror and shock of my guy best friend, but it's not the cause of everything

[@LunaCecropia]

someone tried the "sorry my classmates grabbed my phone" tactic with me after telling me he wanted to "put it in me" and then right after saying his classmates sent that message he proceeded to say he was a very evil thing from the world war that is often related to germany and starts with "n"

[@SupahCray]

Nazi?

[@LunaCecropia]

@@SupahCray yes, he said that

[@Cassxowary]

There was good and bad and in-between everywhere. Neonazis are still not as bad as the average western person/or even human nowadays. Don’t be a hypocrite cancerous parasite. Use that heart&brain you were given at birth and haven’t used since shortly after, you really need to learn to (:

[@Cassxowary]

So his gross behaviour was a problem, the other thing (that people haven’t learnt anything from) is a problem because of western double-standards and his immature behaviour

[@SassySyntax]

It's nice to think that these creeps always reveal their true nature quickly, but I was talking to one for two weeks, and it was only on the day we planned to meet that he started telling me what to wear, how to have my hair, and that I had to be there at a designated time or I'd be punished. Yikes. Blocked. Wish he'd done it sooner though.

[@DestinyKiller]

At least it was before he actually had you physically near him in person? Silver lining?

[@bethhhh8242]

these videos make me feel better about my sexuality (aroace) and I'm honestly happy that I'll never have to deal with dating people

[@Euromans_left_braincell]

Same

[@DaveCM]

I've never heard of "aroace". Had to Google it. I learned something new today.

[@chantiemaya]

Exactly my thoughts!!!! fellow ace here!

[@aelechdeepestflame4347]

Saaaaaaame honestly.

[@ace.exe.notfound8792]

Same

[@luckystudios9703]

7:29 poor Mickey...even he receives creepy asterisks messages. No one is safe

[@isupposeiexist]

now... I HAVE had asterisks work, but a) not as a pickup line, and b) either as part of a predetermined thing we were doing or something small like "Hope you have a good day *hug*" because neither of us really do emojis... Then again, I haven't ever had a pickup line... work. Do they work? Has anyone ever been like "Damn, that line was smooth, I'm gonna do the naughties with him now."?

[@WindierIndoors]

How can a video simultaneously be so funny and anxiety inducing?

[@ScorpionTamer]

There was this chick who was bragging to one of my coworkers about how she FOUND MY FACEBOOK PROFILE ONLY USING MY FIRST NAME FROM MY NAME BADGE! The girl at the counter immediately hid her badge and I didn't go to work the next couple days.

[@Naptosis]

These people that turn on a dime are a menace, and some are sooo good at hiding their rage in the beginning. I had a lass (that I'd been on 2 dates with over a month) send me dozens and dozens of text messages, then she switched to emails when she didn't get a response from me the same day. I was unexpectedly in hospital for a weekend - and as soon as I left and my phone picked up a signal, the electric motor almost spontaneously combusted.

[@aussie_mozzie]

34:31 I honestly think the “high value” man wants to actually date a child/teenager.

[@Guywithabadenglish]

AYO WTF

[@AmarisFrede]

"Just because you sound like an offbrand medievil movie, recorded in a garage..." 23:11 🤣🤣🤣

[@katthawthorne1027]

I would defo invite a first date to hang out with myself and my brothers at a bar if it was someone I didn't know (ie met on a dating app) and wanted to be certain that I'd have backup nearby in case the guy turned out to be a creep. His messages and responses to her hanging out with other men is a great example of why. There's no guarantee that jerks like him won't get violent if they're pushed too far. So it's not weird, it's playing it safe.

[@InnocentNoodle]

16:07 I once got harassed by a guy that was given a fake number, he kept calling and texting me for TWO WEEKS (couldn't block phone numbers a few years ago) 💀 He refused to believe he was given a wrong number, and said some really nasty incel shit I finaly told him "this is why she gave you the wrong number, bro" and he stopped responding I really wish I'd taken screenshots 😂

[@prowlinaround6280]

I love role-playing (SFW) and... It's rude to start role-playing even SFW without discussing with your rp partner about boundaries, topics, things like that. They're Champs! Breaking laws of courtesy, common decency, dating and even roleplay

[@alchemicmercury]

Also not everyone has a full set of dice on them all of the time.

[@prowlinaround6280]

@@alchemicmercury ah not talking about D&D 😂 simply text-to-play. I am a big fan of it. Also asterisk annoy me in any case because I prefer literate role-playing (3+ sentences per response)

[@olakpasa6486]

@@prowlinaround6280 sounds interesting, may I ask how those one of your texts look like while doing this kind of rp ?

[@kurokagator4567]

@@olakpasa6486 My ex and I still roleplay to this day! Both of us have our characters and we reply to each others actions, both coming up with different szenarios and that leads to worldbuilding. An example is this one: I would write: *An easy morning just as always. Newspaper already waiting on the table, Person A decides it would be a good choice to make breakfast for both themselves and Person B- gosh they knew how bad their mood was during mornings.* And she would reply with: *Person B shambles into the kitchen, still half asleep, and obviously in the same bad mood as always.* "What's for breakfast...?" *they mutter, barely managing to find their way onto their usual chair.* And I would go: "You've got a choice of pancakes or eggs. Or both~" *Person A smiles, happily in the process of preparing pancake batter.* It's so much fun, and we've been working on our roleplay for years. Six years by now and over 4000 pages :)

[@ConstantChaos1]

I used it a lot while younger because I live in a very conservative family and a very rural state, so like I dealt with 2+ years of conversion therapy and driving 3+ hours one way to a date with a SO so rp was one of the few ways we could interact, but we agreed to it and it was not a pickup line lol

[@alexandrialarsen3101]

35:33 you can see his hope for humanity when he adds the little "not" in there by accident even when it is not what they typed dramatically changing the context of the sentence he was reading and his reaction to what it actually said

[@ravenwillowhart4501]

Lo, many, many moons ago in the summer of my life I was part of an online message board/chat that was imagined by all of us as a house with many rooms. These rooms were collectively built by the members of the chat and yes, we used the asterisk bracketed practice of describing what we were doing in the house. I was the Bordello Mistress TM. I would build rooms in the bordello all the time and had a tradition of doing so on specific holidays. I believe said bordello had fantastical rooms that were doors to far off fantasy lands, or meant for very adult activities. Around Christmas time I would "decorate" the main room using the asterisk bracketed technique as in, "R enters the room and reaches for the Construction Fairy Dust TM. Just a pinch and there is a 12 ft. tree waiting to be decorated.* It was great fun, and in that context asterisks are quite useful. We also had a dungeon in which to drop our least favorite politicians (from around the world, we had had people from everywhere) in order to subject them to our Rodent Cannon TM. We also had a soap box nicknamed Soapy which was handy when someone needed to rant. The chat doesn't exist anymore in that form, but it was an example that the asterisk bracketed description can be useful in specific contexts.

[@jaqsre]

5:22 tbh as someone who appears as a woman, meeting someone for the first time in a crowded place, especially with a friend or family member is something i always do. i’d never just go alone and meet a stranger so i don’t blame her (assuming it’s a woman, but whoever it is it’s valid imo)

[@dmgroberts5471]

That's very sensible. If the person reacts like that, you didn't want to be alone with them anyway.

[@cy-one]

In the kink community, there's even the whole concept of "covering someone." It's something that's _especially_ done with/for submissive people who have their first session with a new dominant. They'll have a friend or two on standby that will either call them at a specific time to give them a graceful way out of a bad situation or mount a rescue if they don't answer. While the kink community is usually pretty chill and nice, there's idiots in every group and an idiot dominant is in a powerful position to cause harm.

[@jaqsre]

@@cy-one this is so great to hear!! i’ve never had a problem with anyone in the kink community, but of course there’s always *those* people :/

[@cy-one]

@@jaqsre I don't know how it's internationally, but at least in Germany and especially in the younger circles (there was and still is to some degree quite a divide between young kinksters around their twenties and the older generations) it's basically the normal MO. I've never _needed_ the covers I had set up and I don't think I even know someone who did, but... hey, I also don't know anyone personally who died in a car crash, yet I still use the safety belt and prefer a car with airbags than without.

[@dubiousinformation1756]

@@cy-one Probably not the same thing, but I'm in the US, and my roommate goes to adult clubs (the kind where everyone has to be approved, and have a membership) with his girlfriend. Since it's a place where people have sex in front of each other etc they have rules that only single women, and people who showed up as a couple are allowed onto the 4th floor. Basically, women can go up there to get away from guys if they start to feel uncomfortable. The bartenders also put lids on the drinks because no matter where you live, there's always the chance some creep might roofie someone's drink.

[@LegacyOfM]

Now I am not the best at flirting, but I think I can walk away knowing what a real skill issue with flirting looks like.

[@dmgroberts5471]

I mean, if you don't immediately send them graphic sexual images and then threaten to kill them, you are WAY ahead of these people. I mean, the average, unskilled flirter is fucking Prince (the musician) next to these guys.

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

LITERALLY THO it's not even flirting that they're bad at most the time it's just existence in general, like that dude with the fuckin list, out here like "oh you shouldn't make more money than a man," as a man I can confirm nothing is hotter than someone who is self sufficient and doesn't need me. Cuz to me that says you don't need me but you choose to be with me anyways cuz you want me. And it just feels like there's more love in that statement.

[@wartgin]

​@@chaoticdetectivepeach An author I like has occasional "lifebonds" among her relationships in one world. She must have been getting a lot of fans writing that they wished for a lifebonded partner because a character in a later book uses that exact argument. Rather be in a relationship where we've chosen each other than forced into one by the gods.

[@whenimmanicimgodly4228]

I constantly mishear people and ask them to repeat what they said and sometimes they get angry and act like I'm just acting like I didn't hear them and try to fight me

[@electrowave114]

Stars, even when I lead with "I have auditory processing issues, please speak more clearly" (as in, _actually enunciate_ instead of slurr shit together), people still get upset with me or refuse to repeat something and then wonder why I either don't understand what they said, or decide I don't want to interact with them.

[@rmt3589]

31:59 So, in many games the Ace can either be higher than a King or lower than a 2. In this case, it's definitely less than a deuce.

[@usel3ssliqu1d81]

31:01 This is the kind of thing you send to your partner, not someone random you’ve barely talked too. I sent this exact image to my gf and we both had a good laugh about it. Anything can be fine in the right context.

[@SpectralMoon64]

My favorite pickup line is this. *slides into your dms and into the random wall* It confuses them and achieves my goal of confusion. Most of the time I’m not even looking to hook up. I’m just being stupid and wishing people a good day

[@AnnoyingSquib]

Now THAT is a good use of asterisk role play. Sail on silver bird!

[@jaspertyler4557]

if i ever have a friend who is worried that they would look like an idiot when asking someone out, i will show them this video so they see how good they look by comparison.

[@SupahCray]

....do it, man....these people need PROFESSIONAL help, and I'm sure your friends just need YOUR help! XD

[@PuppetOnStrings666]

Got my youtooz yesterday, can't wait for my emotional support demon! You definitely deserve it to be the best selling plush on makeship! ❤

[@astrablaze5463]

I often use asterisks, but I am a roleplayer, and I do it only when I know it's ok and "safe." I am also in a long-distance relationship so this thing is amazing to feel less lonely.

[@theawokendragonBlueTea]

I feel the same way it has become a kind of love language between me and my gf too. But also because it also has been our mutual Hobby to roleplay for years now

[@katiecherryandersson4575]

14:13 English speakers seeing Click writing "CTM": 🙂 Spanish speakers seeing Click writing "CTM": 🌚

[@thedisguise3538]

That dude with his stupid list, he says "GiVe YoUr KiDs AwAy Or HaVe SpLiT cUsToDy" and then in his next point makes it SUPER CLEAR why she doesn't have split custody. Absolute clown

[@margitvarganemunkacsi9700]

I am happy for everyone who got an emotional support demon! I cant't afford an emotional support demon but I still love them!

[@Purple_Sweater]

Same!! I'm saving up for a possible relaunch though :D

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Me too! Guess we gotta emotional support eachother lol :')

[@Purple_Sweater]

@@Gabi-vt4ex we will!! Here's some emotional support for the both of you (and anyone else who needs it): ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

@@Purple_Sweater Thank you but don't push yourself too hard, here's some emotional support right back at you! ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ⊂ʕ•ᴥ•⊂ʔ

[@Purple_Sweater]

@@Gabi-vt4ex thank you!

[@snorpenbass4196]

I can't be sure, but the asterisks rp thing seems to be a remnant from the old chatrooms in the mid to late 90's - it was fairly common for people to "hook up" through such cringey roleplay. Thing is, odds are both parties were cishet dudes. _Especially_ in the ones where one was supposedly female. Also, this suggests some very cringe things about the age of the guys still using it.

[@ConstantChaos1]

It's still a viable thing for people who want to do it, especially for people in more rural areas where a drive of 3+ hours is normal for a date. RP is a big part of life out here lol

[@AmyEugene]

As someone who used chatrooms in the late 90s, no. I've never seen anything like this before watching Click's videos. What people were calling "cyber sex" was more like phone sex where you describe what - you - want to do to each other; and yes, you never knew for sure if the other person was male or female, but girls did it too. It wasn't like this role playing where you refer to yourself in the 3rd person. I get the impression this is influenced by Manga/anime which was still very niche back then, not at all mainstream, so I don't know if people who were into it role played like this, but it definitely wasn't the norm. Even if you were into vampire stuff, which was a lot more popular, it was still 1st person describing what you want to do. I never ever saw, nor can I imagine, anyone using such a weak, self conscious, insecure projection of themselves as a way to attract women. If you wanted to communicate that you were the opposite of someone like Brad Pitt, then intelligent and slightly ironic cynicism was the standard attitude to adopt.

[@louloudaki_]

13:45 or so this reminds me of this one time i posted a video of me playing a chromatic scale on xylophone in my freshman year in high school in OCTOBER and some like 30+ year old dude running a bdsm themed account asked me to be his valentine and go on a “cute taco bell date” ?? my face was mostly covered by my band hat and i was wearing my band hoodie and shorts (marching band)

[@IAmContemporary]

What even is a ‘high value man’? Do you get 4 cows instead of 3 when you trade them? Can I send them to my landlord to pay my rent? Is the resale value higher on eBay if their packaging is unopened? I’m confused.

[@wartgin]

Factory air is always worth more in collectables.

[@_The_Lizard_King]

Incel pickup lines make me feel like a rizz god. (I'm the type of person to say "your hand looks heavy. May I hold it?")

[@user-ft7fq4ou4v]

I think the reason asterisk pickup likes are so popular is *because* they don't work. So all the people using them keep getting unmatched, and trying again, and again, and again. They just don't learn. So they make up a disproportionate number of openings, because they do the opening, immediately get blocked, and immediately go again.

[@foxinabox5103]

I dont even think these people want a serious relationship, they only want one night stands and these cringe ass asterisk pickups filters all of the "sane" people. Idk, thats my 2 cents

[@intercat4907]

There is a VERY good Sociology thesis somewhere in there. Great post!

[@Lunathicc312]

“I am a nice guy!” “Trademark 😏” killed me

[@sammyebonyhorn4173]

To explain the asterisks role play. Its more used within these hidden communities. Like there is a whole side to Twitter that make role play accounts. While these are more consensual and acknowledge that this is just pure fantasy, these creeps can't understand that what works in an understood system does not work in the real world

[@cy-one]

17:45 That's wife material right there. Whoever that lass has, he's a lucky guy or girl. Her humor is top notch :D

[@Catlover-b5s]

Agreed 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

HAPPY NEW YEAR! The Click and his Community are great fun. Also, good luck on the Plushy Sales 🔥

[@henryrobert5917]

I think they use asterisks because they read WAYYY too much fanfiction and are convinced that's how real life works. Seriously, read their texts as if it was the narration in a shitty fanfic and it would work perfectly

[@keit99]

Oh god, now that you said that I can't unsee it.

[@karagumevrc9538]

Or they never got away from the IMVU roll play cus that's how it was done back when I played IMVU

[@keit99]

@@karagumevrc9538 IMVU?

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

**nods in agreement** that's definitely accurate

[@dmgroberts5471]

**Reads your comment.** **Thinks about it.** **Finds that he agrees with you.** **Posts a reply.** **Smiles sardonically.** **Is overly pleased with his wittiness.** **Takes a sip of beer.** **Is confused as to why the asterisks are still coming.** **Realizes he's tricked his brain into thinking like this all the time.** **Becomes protagonist of Kafkaesque satire.** **Realizes he has to do TWO asterisks or he's just bolding everything.** **Sighs.** **Goes through and adds extra asterisks because now he's committed to the joke.**

[@isaacm1929]

"Neanderthals could only say Incel pickup lines. That's why they disappeared" This needs to become a real conspiracy theorie.

[@rock.arrrght]

“just because you watch someone frequently online, it doesn't mean you’re entitled to a relationship.” me, frantically trying to sell the ring i bought for click

[@AceFace350]

I want to give the guy at 6:25 the benefit of the doubt, since she typed it like "Working you?", instead of how she meant it, which is "Working. You?", I wonder if he just misunderstood and got angry.

[@chasingdreamsSFM]

I didn't know that I can be laughing yet be so uncomfortable that my skin crawls off

[@giselleluzern7336]

5:00 When it said "you were too big for me" I honestly thought they were talking about height and got slightly confused when Click said about moving on from a date by calling someone fat afterwards.

[@MrsKirk2203]

I thought they were talking about pps and got super confused

[@intercat4907]

Me too. Lots of people would never think of the kind of garbage these nitwits come up with.

[@trader-jos]

everyone needs some emotional support from these lines..

[@rainewhylde]

So one of those was literally a case of “let me r-word you cos that’s exactly what it would be if you agreed to let me have my way to prevent me from ending it!” All of these were making me think stop the world, I want to get off, but that one…. 🤬

[@Hadeles]

6:07 Nothing like "bestie, I wand to waterboard you because your vibes are rancid" as a funny and playful sentence to by taken lightly by your friend!

[@constantchillover]

I've been sick for a few days and can't get out of bed, so I'm watching your videos on a loop. After taking such a dose, I'm afraid that my body will recover soon, but my mind will never be the same xD

[@ZhaojuEphastine]

17:20 => This is my favourite one. It looks like those funny vilain and hero dynamic where the hero finds the phobia of the baddie and keeps exploring this phobia's lexicon to taunt the big bad evil guy x}

[@zmarilu5016]

That first incel, the woman, she was off her rocker

[@princeapoopoo]

- and the rest aren't? 😂

[@kissit012]

Literally all of them are

[@zmarilu5016]

@@princeapoopoo oh no, they definitely are. It really just set the tone for the rest of the video lol

[@LilyJaneH]

Every time I hear someone talk about asterisk roleplay, I mishear and think that they’re talking about cosplaying Asterix (Asterix & Obelisk). I always get excited that someone is playing a classic comic book character who’s not a traditional superhero, and I’m always disappointed. I honestly should have figured that out by now.

[@vivdiva]

Thank God I found you! It's so nice to listen to someone that's not from the US with, like, common sense, education, intelligently formed opinions and knowledge of places outside this country's border. Relief!