Destroy All Humans (2005) - All Cutscenes

[@GhostLink92]

Zim can't just stop invading Earth, can he?

[@pinkiepiecupcake7779]

It's his purpose lol

[@marccamp6376]

So true, haha

[@NodDisciple1]

At least he's the Tallest now! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

[@TheGreenGorman]

I'm glad you have the knowledge to know the voice actor

[@marcusluna4026]

I miss invader zim

[@matthewhull8282]

"They eat with their mouths? Ugh I think I'm going to be violently ill." Crypto 137 1957. 1979 Crypto is sitting a chair in France trolling a waiter and drinking tea..... from his mouth.... he's definitely native.

[@Marguns21]

That was a more evolved version of crypto tho, he had gotten some genetic upgrades due to more furon DNA

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

He tasted Emperor's food and immediately puked. So he eats after all, sarcasm wasn't very effective after all those years.

[@EverestBlizzard]

22 years on earth will do that

[@neoslayrebeeblebrox5985]

I assume he meant they eat without utensils or plates or anything like that.

[@wyettastone]

I mean he got them fingers...

[@btchaplin7859]

Crypto: Humanity isn’t going to annihilate itself Me: Well about that

[@xxJose716xx]

Annihilation: *exists* Humanity: it’s free real estate

[@cossy5316]

@@xxJose716xx I love it lmao

[@xfactor139]

Junebug482 now it’s the corona wars

[@unmatchedfailure1592]

This did not age well

[@kripidir]

@@unmatchedfailure1592 actually, yes, he wasn't lying

[@Robonmynob03]

I only came here cause THQ just released a remake trailer

[@sickopenguin9410]

Yes

[@JurassicKM]

Same. Wanna see what the hoopla is about.

[@cmp4237]

Who didn't come here after see such a GREAT remake trailer? ;)

[@Sir_Bucket]

I mean...the trailer had a hilarious humor, I had to check out the original stuff

[@Robonmynob03]

@@JurassicKM me too man.

[@solaris2523]

"I'm being held against my will... and not in the fun way"

[@T3nMiDGET5711]

Aliens into bdsm that image is burnt into my head now I didn’t notice that the first time I played this because i was a child

[@MTTT19]

Love how this game mocks America in the 1950’s

[@Efrenxrazor95]

Matt Thornton isn’t mocking if it’s accurate

[@spoiledmilk2587]

They need to make one where one in present day and mock outrage culture and cultural marxism

[@qanon7958]

@@spoiledmilk2587 The invasion wouldn't be half as challenging.

[@RexWort]

xXC0MM13DESTR0Y3R420Xx The game will be news popular for "other reason"

[@MrSafior]

@Travis j Actually that was way worse.

[@ARCADER-1999]

Such good memories playing this game on ps2 when I was 11

[@pinstripecool34]

ARCADER 1999 same

[@DtheBEE]

ARCADER 1999 it’s on PS4 now

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

Welp, you can play Remake now. Feels good, doesn't it?

[@projectwalrider8600]

xXSilentAgent47Xx I straight up see you everywhere I go 😂

[@karurosu4121]

boi i never felt more blessed. This is getting a remake AND Invader Zim is getting a movie

[@deadasfboi]

My life is complete

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

Zim and krypto ultimate invasion

[@gagejohnathan9641]

@@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

@@gagejohnathan9641 ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE FOR FURON EMPIRE!!!!!!! SOMEONE FETCH THE ORTHOPX 9000 ANAL PROBE!!!

[@Voltpus]

3:36 Every gamer when a long, unskipable cutscene

[@HaloGrunt15]

I'm here from the remake trailer and I'm damn proud it's getting remade!

[@kamikazehound3243]

Halo Grunt15 hope the old cheat codes work, i still have my cheat code books lol

[@Flipyap-ex7tk]

I’m starting to think there’s gonna be new ones because considering it’s a remake, and will probably get new random Easter eggs.

[@Fallout76_veteran]

Halo Grunt15 same!!!

[@101Kamehameha]

It just wouldn't be a game about alien invaders without Richard Horvitz

[@stuff12346]

Not gonna lie this would actually be a cohesive, action packed, funny af movie with a solid plot if it was ever made

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Anyone else notice how all the books in Armquist's office are shelved upside down? They're all U.S. Army manuals and he's been reading them the wrong way, it's just hilarious.

[@InfiniVid]

I’ve never noticed that before.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

@@InfiniVid lol, I only noticed it when I watched your video, I've completed this game three times and I've never noticed it, but now it's all I notice haha. Great video too, thanks for this!

[@rickwong9049]

@@basedbattledroid3507 Armquist is the best parody of MacArthur ever. Simply accurate yet parodical haha.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

@@rickwong9049 true haha

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Since this game was made in like 2001 or something I feel like it could just be a texture glitch. One of the walls in the room seem to be missing too.

[@CmG626xX]

ICH WILL

[@thefatman8119]

Ich will

[@aurelioportorico8282]

Ich will

[@nighthawkimperiumcorporal93]

Ich will

[@koalop34]

Ich will

[@sickopenguin9410]

Ich will

[@Gloom-Rot]

36:50 "Thank you." TREES.

[@cw1424]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@captain_hashtag6428]

They’re scared of his space glock...

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Never had that glitch before...

[@RprSonic]

Black Forest Games knocked it out of the park with the Remake. So much personality in it while staying true to the original too

[@infinityhand6569]

Funny how Crypto started off with the strongest and worked his way down. Landed in the USA with the strongest military, then his base got nuked by the second strongest in the second game, and then had to deal with the Chinese in the 3rd main game (the 3rd strongest world power)

[@noahdean9685]

If there was a destroy all humans 3 another alien civilization at war with the fuelon empire

[@thewhalelord8732]

Well U.S has the best defence in the world, if that’s what you mean by strongest.

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Things must’ve gotten downhill as soon as their mothership got blown up.

[@thedungeonmaster5665]

"dont get Mad...get Sadistic" one of my favorite lines lol

[@fizzyweasels2515]

Mine too!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

There are so many great quotes throughout the series, sorely underrated.

[@HattertheThird]

21:45 YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

[@captaineli2461]

And then the Majestic Agent just spawns out of nowhere like he’s the alien in this game lol

[@ryansprings673]

Aw shit here we go again

[@ryansprings673]

Happy Pupper agreed

[@Mister.Rawgers]

Vevencio Torres (124vevtorr) Of San Andreas..? Uh, Rockstar said no to that so they definitely aren’t involved. What is your source?

[@basedbattledroid3507]

*I C H W I L L*

[@howyoudoin-qy9ll]

Blame communism

[@NodDisciple1]

The sequel proved them right.

[@crimsondynamo615]

hello hello that always works when trying to get Hicks to like you

[@howyoudoin-qy9ll]

@@crimsondynamo615 yep

[@NodDisciple1]

@@crimsondynamo615 Oh yes...how well is that Marxism working out for you in Commiefornia?

[@cheziboiinfloat1852]

Seems about right

[@cinders5305]

Brains, Man! WHEN DO I GET TO BLOW THINGS UP?!

[@shadowstrider8295]

Patience Crypto, patience! I see your point, prepare the Mothership...

[@theCreature773]

Shadow Strider That’s what I’m talking about! So, what’s the name of this crummy planet?

[@LinkofHyrule1996]

@@theCreature773 Our destination? The planet Earth.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

@@LinkofHyrule1996 **pans from the mothership and shows the stars twinkle implying that this is where the Earth located in the farther galaxy**

[@marioboi323]

These cutscenes are a lot more expressive than the remake. Even tho the original takes a more realistic approach while the remake is more cartoony-ish

[@jackthereaperblood-sings1733]

I miss this game so much as a kid... Now I'm 26

[@Paragus188]

And now?

[@ZuutNewt]

REMAKE TIME

[@Spongebrain97]

This game is still fun although its annoying how if you die during like a boss battle then you gotta start the whole mission over

[@JojoMonReturns91]

Hence why the sequel made this better by NOT HAVING TO DEAL WITH THAT! >:)

[@neo-warkid4edwards222]

AND the remake to this game gives you checkpoints

[@godzillagaming.studios8152]

Thankfully that never happened to me

[@MoonManOhYeah]

Finally someone uploads all the cutscenes

[@vladtepes2667]

The time has come and so have I

[@jj_aldrich514]

3:37 fans when they watch the trailer for the remake

[@kolynturnbow5792]

Patients crypto patients !!!!

[@cheziboiinfloat1852]

Soon my friend soon

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

You know a game's going to be good when it starts off with saying they're covered with nipples especially when it comes from a character who's voiced by Jack Nicholson and also has his "friend" and guide Zim to help him along the way

[@ludrixte1938]

I always wondered why Crypto sounds like Jack Nicholson

[@Efrenxrazor95]

Maybe because Crypto is kinda unhinged a bit crazy kinda like several roles Jack had back in the day

[@JimmyneutronwasokayIguess]

Platinum Pequod Also Nicholson played a power hungry military general in A Few Good Men. Crypto is more unhinged but there’s definitely a lot in common. Still a weird decision, no idea how they came up with it. But it fits too perfectly. Wouldn’t have it any other way

[@Efrenxrazor95]

KelanDWood I hope the remake has the same voice actor at least, wouldn’t want it to change

[@JimmyneutronwasokayIguess]

Platinum Pequod I’d be shocked if it didn’t. They only usually change voice actors for smaller characters. Or in the case of Spyro, they changed the voice actor for the first game so that it would be the same voice actor across the trilogy (Tom Kenny replaced the original voice actor for two and three). So the only reason not to have Crypto come back would be if he couldn’t do it. But I don’t imagine whoever the hell the guy is having tons of other work right now.

[@_qpurplevoidp_your_future_5863]

The last words the girl heard were "It's probing time" wink wink

[@LinkofHyrule1996]

38:41 “That. Is. Seriously messed up.” *Shocked face*

[@Sidewinder1996]

You'd wear a mask too if you were surrounded by politicians plsying grab ass all day. Lmao

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Yes.

[@accidentalproductions8438]

I remember when I played it on the PS2 and remember the dialogue and sounds were always awkward and watching it now I am laughing my ass off! Hopefully the remake can bring back some of the comedy and awkwardness back.

[@lineofyellow5208]

I truly believe that this is the most quotable game series of all time

[@mauigoomba8043]

For a game this old, the opening cutscene is actually quite good

[@shauqiharris2772]

It stands the test of time.

[@Markaintus]

This was my first ps2 game, besides flatout.

[@OriginalRocketJock]

I love the Criswell-like introduction.

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

I remember when there was ET easter egg on intro shown on E3. Grabbed some girl on bicycle and tossed her. Maybe they removed billboard smashing at car theater Rockwell ( tossing the vehicles at/on the wall. Wall damage).

[@satoshikatsumoto9007]

38:41 When Crypto calls whatever you're doing messed up....you know you have problems.

[@KuraSourTakanHour]

21:49 You can see the moment he teleports in, on the right

[@MisterJohnDoe]

And at 25:05 Soldiers phase out of the truck and 34:30 Armquist disappears

[@WillieManga]

I can't wait to see the remastered version of the first cutscene.

[@BABBLESTHEWALRUS127]

Context...context is the most important thing of all.

[@Wildchildinc]

This whole time I was imaging Billy as the supreme Alien leader

[@guyver3662]

11:28 I can only imagine how it’s gonna look in the remake

[@kenny3001]

Well some parts were cencored

[@BABBLESTHEWALRUS127]

Never been an insect. I've been unafraid of insects for awhile now. You know what I am afraid of...global thermonuclear war.

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

Crypto's greatest enemy would be the new kid from South Park

[@LordSquirrelShow]

They'd better get the same VAs for the remake! This game was a massive part of my childhood and I couldn't be more hyped for the remake.

[@InfiniVid]

They are

[@Nillanoel98]

3:37 *after seeing the remake trailer*

[@LinkofHyrule1996]

I made a gif about that part.

[@mavado5046]

20:15 dont get mad get sadistic :)

[@nicholasberry8456]

This game scares me lol

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Anyone else here before the remake?

[@thatoneguy093cavazos9]

Man this takes me back

[@matthewhull8282]

"But they're covered in nipples." Cryptosporidium 137 1957(47). I know the years of the other games but did it take Pox and 137 ten years to reach Earth or does the first game take place in 1947?

[@InfiniVid]

I always thought the first game was 1959

[@matthewhull8282]

InfiniVid my memory came back, it was 1959, since Kennedy was president at that time in real life, and Huffman is his video game counterpart.

[@chadkingoffuckmountain970]

@@matthewhull8282 Kennedy was president in 1960

[@matthewhull8282]

@@chadkingoffuckmountain970 I know that, I was wondering Pox and Crypto"s year when they show up on Earth.

[@citizengoose1342]

Youre a chick?! XD

[@Tumbleflop]

And voiced by the same VA who did Ventress from TCW I think... (it definitely sounds like it, especially when she says "funny".)

[@bighead8060]

Tumbleflop Once I realised it was her, I can’t unhear it.

[@smithwesson1896]

42:30 Kojira foreshadow

[@MisterJohnDoe]

When you first go to Area 42 there’s two KGB agents undercover as US soldiers talking to each other and I think there’s another foreshadow near the beginning of the game but I don’t remember.

[@sinisterfigures9285]

One of my favorite games as a kid.

[@whydoesthisfunctionexist]

Full circle moment damn

[@solorhypercane5041]

26:26 you're one to talk

[@Hdjekutfwy]

"But they're covered in nipples.."

[@TheHylianJuggalo]

WHO PSYCHED FOR 2020

[@InfiniVid]

I wish I had a time machine right now.

[@DoubleOhSeven68]

29:45 Man am I fan of the early, sadistic Crypto

[@Progamer1013]

30:30 Tank Dempsey disguised as a sailor. Can’t tell if it’s an upgrade from zombies or not, but I bet hunting aliens is fun.

[@marccamp6376]

God, these games are so good! :D

[@mrmackellar3337]

3:37 Me seeing the destroy all humans remake trailer

[@dimasstudiochannel882]

Heavy plays Destroy all Humans

[@InfiniVid]

I've done that kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2K8pXh5ht-HaM0

[@MarforSonOfLucifer]

12:38 - Mayor Quinby

[@OneSensitiveArtist]

"It's TEARING ME APAAAARRRRTT!!!"

[@Viotrolic]

im so glad they are remaking this awesome game.

[@curtoonstudios3809]

Who else can see Crypto having a Death Battle with Invader Zim?

[@InfiniVid]

That would be a great idea

[@EliteY33t2]

30:33 no matter what role he plays he will always be dempsey

[@saintakins187]

I never beaten Destroy All Humans, however I did beat Destroy All Humans 2. If I ever get to replay Destroy All Humans, first thing I'm going to do is level the White House after beating the game.

[@samuelketner1391]

You can get it for like $4 on PS4 PS store

[@saintakins187]

@@samuelketner1391 Hopefully Sony doesn't lose my Playstation network account password within the system, like fucking Microsoft with the Xbox live account password shortly after I just set up the account.

[@Hdjekutfwy]

"Man, I love the smell of presidential brains in the morning"

[@frogglen6350]

im happy this got a faithful remake.

[@garpafieldjovi4785]

6:37 she was probably watching Horsing Around

[@mothmanthe9th601]

Nah mister ed

[@theonetruepotato1264]

GOD I can’t wait for the remake

[@som3body3]

Funky to watch after the remake

[@MrStickman1997]

1:28 I find 2005 Crypto's introduction way better than in the remake, with his pained growling before he collapses.

[@eman_playz2229]

Tank Dempsey from Call of duty? 30:41-30:35

[@eatmorechicken1221]

Eman_Playz definitely him I recognize that voice from anywhere.

[@fiddlydiddle869]

Yep, it's Steve Blum

[@maemercado154]

Wolverine Voice

[@swervingactor1833]

Nikolias in the second one😊😊😊

[@floresss4178]

30:30 is that Dempsey's VA?

[@hayamura8195]

Wierd how the first game on a PS2 had better graphics than the games on PS3.

[@afmghost1759]

30:31 Tank Dempsey

[@determinate2176]

Why does the voice sound so familiar at 30:32?

[@theShoop]

I was watching the moment you are talking about (30:32), and when my brother, who was near, heard the voice, he asked: "Hey, is that Tank Dempsey?". lol, maybe this is the reason why it's so familiar? I noticed the similarities too.

[@napalmkitty6686]

Ah haha i know who that is guys. Its steve blum. Yes that is tank dempsey

[@ActionSebastian]

Steve Blum

[@tylermustardloooser386]

When I was 8 this was the shit my man

[@fiercethedragon]

34:14 Ha! I said all the right crap and made BOTH the other generals leave, ha ha! The second one is “did you catch the assassin?”

[@kobra6660]

Looks like I need to get back on my playthrough videos again on this I need to replay this

[@Jose10614]

My 2 favorite games in the world are Destroy All Humans and Alien Isolation! They are Gorgeous Masterpiece and Badass Games💯💯🔥🔥🖤💚👽👽

[@BABBLESTHEWALRUS127]

What? You want me to break the rules governing my moral compass?

[@tsaikofilms1851]

It's funny how the plot of this entire series is essentially genitalia.

[@BABBLESTHEWALRUS127]

Ignorance is bliss, ain't it?

[@godzillagaming.studios8152]

I loved playing this game and the remake but the of will always be better and a place in my heart

[@Melvinshermen]

This game give me a idea of 50s b movie type video game

[@shauqiharris2772]

The timeline where Zim managed to conquer the earth because nobody could stop him.

[@neo-warkid4edwards222]

if you think about it after completing Destroy All Humans 2, Crypto didn't get mad at the Majestic Agent calling him green, he got mad cause the Majestic Agent assumed he was from Mars; aka. the home planet of the Blisk, the Furon's old enemy that they were at war with and resulted in the Furons becoming infertile and resorting to cloning to stay alive, which the DNA quality is slowly degrading and would eventually cause their extinction. the Majestic guy unintentionally called Crypto a blisk,

[@gavinkailey332]

This was a radio broadcast from earth 655017 also known as... The Earth of Demons In Space

[@Capt_Ron29]

I’m lookin forward for that remake

[@WARPATH-sr5ci]

INVADER ZIM!?

[@fist-of-doom487]

Richard Horvitz was everywhere in the early 2000’s

[@EyeofKoruption]

Pandemic Cooked here.

[@daxler9864]

Atleast I can play destroy all humans 1 and 2 on my ps4 as I wait for the remake

[@fiercethedragon]

Huh, voices completely unchanged in the remake... the audio integration is absolutely perfect, shame they didn’t do the same for the last two great game remakes, and shame they didn’t remake every game in the franchise for this, then again, one of them wasn’t even released on the PlayStation at all. Hopefully this will change soon, cause I’d like to have a remake of the second game as well as the rest... I miss my Burrow Beast Gun, and easy pickings of collecting Quantum Deconstructor ammo. The remakes for the rest of the games need these things: replay-able missions, and skins, maybe skins from the previous remake as well as new ones for extra fun gameplay and visuals in cutscenes, a Cthulhu skin sounds cool, too. They could also do a mini Blisk skin in the second one for Crypto. Oh!... and weapon skins.... yes.

[@jameshilton7894]

"Don't get mad, get sadistic."

[@shadowstrider8295]

I think this calls for the jumbo probe.

[@dougdimmadabs5001]

Haha they had tank dempsey in this? Sick

[@DreableNeebal10]

Ich will.

[@mediamastermind7003]

I don't know if any of you already said or thought about this, but if there ever is a 4th/5th "Destroy All Humans", the most logical option would be having it take place in the ' 80's. Think of the material they could get via toys, video games, and so on. I mean, the first entry here is set in the ' 50's, the second one is in the '60's, and the other two are around the '70's.