Innocent People Don't Do Things Like This: Trump's Ukraine Cover-Up Spills Into View

[@arenc5619]

I wanna take a moment and THANK the whistleblower who literally put his life on the line to inform us of the criminality of this administration. You are the true hero! Thank you for being the exemplary patriot. Blessings!

[@christian2976]

Lets make a holiday for him/her!!!

[@pattytracey3131]

Christian if only we could because a party would get them killed

[@cartoonjohn]

There haven't been any consequences for any wrongdoing the republican president has done so far, so I have a hard time believing this will be any different.

[@BNSFGuy4723]

@B L5 Well said! Now that’s an individual who deserves the Medal of Honor in my humble opinion!

[@occamsrazor5376]

I agree they are a hero. I hope some day, after trump is DEAD, that we will be able to thank them personally.

[@duudleDreamz]

A huge Thank You to the whistleblower who is a true HERO and US Patriot!!

[@elbarjones4812]

So is Manning -still held in Jail illegally after serving sentence>ABSURD

[@margoelizabethmiller]

Can't wait to find out who s/he is.

[@dghost198]

Straight up

[@johnwicked2488]

DGhost19 You know both our president and the Ukraine president want to stop corruption. Biden and the left are the real corrupt ones. 👍

[@markcolley1914]

EXACTLY

[@SpectatorAlius]

Somehow, making death threats against members of his own staff should disqualify him from being President. If the Framers weren't thinking of that when they wrote "high crimes and misdemeanors", it would be because they never thought a President would sink so low.

[@SpectatorAlius]

@Lady Mercy Seems like you need to go back to school. He killed prople while he was in the army; it's what soldiers do. He did not kill people after that, unless you can show he worked his slaves to death. Good luck trying to prove that!

[@aljoschalong625]

@Lady Mercy It's telling that you have to go back some hundred years to dig out things that could be comparable - and even then you have to twist the facts.

[@nonyabizness.original]

"who's the person that gave the whistleblower the information?" he's not denying the truth of the complaint. he's asking "who ratted me out?".

[@toritirado2444]

He also says it like it was only one person informing the whistleblower, while the whistleblower states MULTIPLE officials

[@James-dtexTexas]

There is no “ whistle blower “, that’s why no name or face. Democrats trying to discredit the President before the elections . The “ whistle blower “ doesn’t exist .

[@James-dtexTexas]

IronChefWong ... So you think the same thing will happen to the “ whistleblower “ as did the people who were going to testify against the Clinton’s over the “ Whitewater “ scandal ? They all suddenly died by accidents and suicides ?

[@James-dtexTexas]

Kim Hudlet ... LoL ... At least I “ spew “ facts and not made up words and know how to spell ! Thanks for showing the world your Democratic mentality ! Way to go beautiful !

[@placeofwarship5641]

@Kim Hudlet So you are upset for someone saying " Do me a favor" but you are not upset for Biden son on cushy position and his father threatening to withhold funds unless prosecutor is fired. Same prosecutor investigating the same company,where the son is a high ranking member......Do you comprehend how detached from reality you sound? Not to mention your previous post just perfect case of TDS. See a doctor!

[@sterlingarcher4989]

Everybody’s laughing, but I’m like - WTF. Did he just straight up threaten people with death? Errrr, felony?

[@jeckjeck3119]

*Assassination.

[@jincyquones]

I haven't laughed at anything Trump related in awhile. Making fun of him is good, but I consider it more of a civic duty and take it very seriously.

[@marieh7889]

I said the same. Now LOCK HIM UP!!!

[@bubbles3161]

100% Alt left tinfoil hat NPC propaganda. Joe Biden's son is a coke head who got discharged from the army and was on a Ukraine energy board making 50,000 a year. Biden is on MSM admitting to telling Ukraine to fire the attorney general are he won't give them One billion. Read the transcript the real one not the blacked out CNN version . Again this is fake news being peddled for the Alt left and you fake news lover eat it up every time and again and again and again like usual you find out you were wrong again. FOOLS !

[@darkriku12]

@@bubbles3161 stop using WordPress blogs as news sources

[@Pwop_]

Until its over I won’t be convinced this isn’t an elaborate nightmare I’m having

[@ashaatarins9273]

Here is what makes me mad while this has been going on, people that say "Impeachment undermines the presidency and our government." It does not do that, it keeps the president in check and prevents them from undermining the government.

[@justinoniloperez3109]

Biden is out Trump is a genius Trump 2020!!!! This is fake fake jokes all lies!!!

[@bloodycinephile]

Fascism is popular among conservatives these days.

[@dannykumite]

Technically correct but realistically, democrats voters are lazy and complacent from believing impeachment will kick trump out of office that they forget to go vote in 2020. Meanwhile, all the trump sycophants will all go vote.

[@elbarjones4812]

@Sam Bacon Laid out quite well, probably too well for Trumptards

[@IrishAmericanGenXer]

@@dannykumite I love how you state something that hasn't happened as though its fact lol. Are you forgetting the "blue wave" that took control of the House? Very large Democratic turnout. Keep telling yourself everything's fine meanwhile voters will turn out in record numbers against the GOP and Trump lol

[@Broccoli_Highkicks]

The best part of this is him throwing Pence under the bus. That's actually very helpful, because you don't want President Pence giving Trump a full pardon. You don't want President Pence, period.

[@mrm3611]

Trumps comment made me suspect that Pence wants Trump to be impeached so he would be the president.

[@ElftheDog]

@Mac McMasters I mean, Trump is taking it way too far. He legit just called to murder the whistleblower. That disturbs me

[@edvardferand9934]

I want to get rid of Trump........but to get Pence? Jesus! what a Sophie's choice.

[@ivonedefigueiredo9301]

Jojoforpres Perhaps, but Pence isn’t a much better candidate for president.

[@suzyqualcast6269]

MassExtinctionEvent : Just a thought, I was in a hospital bed as the 16 election occurred and was given the papers too read. Didn't know much bout Tboy but twas as I turned a page to see the geeza Pence that a thread of fear shot through. Just instinct, but th'reet pal.

[@companerger9416]

What a day. What a week. What a 2.5 years. I'm exhausted. Can't wait to see him go.

[@lovelyskull3483]

song dot land , well said, I feel the same way.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Out of office and into a police car!

[@amit77]

Keep dreaming. You're living in a hate filled world

[@mischarowe]

@@amit77 And plenty of people hate Trump enough to see him go under. Understandably, of course.

[@dailybls]

I don't even live in the Us and feel the same. Pls elect someone sane next time Americans.

[@jessemoss5017]

When you've done all the crimes, all the crimes you accuse people of are gonna be things you've done.

[@Heavenzvoice]

Jesse Moss I’ve said that so many times. Everything Trump accuses people of he has done himself.

[@katiekane5247]

Projection is a brainwashing technique. Time to open eyes to creeping fascism.

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

yup that's the democrats. Dossier = Russia collusion!

[@DonReba]

"is _their_ a case" - ok, if that's not an impeachable offence, I don't know what is

[@catmagic2226]

I shudder to think how many apostrophes he's abused.

[@JB-xl2jc]

Also “There is no high crimes” ouch. Grammar is yet another casualty of this administration...

[@thomaslevy2119]

Mr. Dump never tires of proving how stupid and uneducated he is.

[@rickdagrexican7351]

"Mother! To the root cellar! Good thing we stocked up on emergency mayonnaise!" Now THAT is comedic gold! Thank you, Stephen Colbert and your brilliant staff of writers, for making this national nightmare more tolerable.

[@i.m.7710]

I wasn't going to watch that far. Just as i was leaving, i saw your post and watched the rest!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lucianaabbiati5408]

I totally agree Rick Martinez

[@---Kai---]

Pence is so white he probably finds mayo spicy.

[@fidorover]

Wow, who'd have thunk a sleazy condo developer wouldn't make a good President?

[@TheFriendlyTroll]

LMAO!

[@fidorover2]

It just defies logic, lol.

[@guiyomelangloiz2483]

It says a lot about his voters.

[@lilsammich8252]

Putin.

[@fidorover]

​@President Donald Trump You're welcome. And good luck in Danbury. I hear the Mexican gangs in there can be rough, so be sure to align yourself with the white supremacists on day one. Ooh, and the commissary may not have your favorite orange bronzer, but there are guys who can smuggle it in for a price. But most importantly -- as you like to say to hurricane victims -- "Have fun!"

[@thedriftlessverse7121]

Isn't threatening a Whistle Blower a crime based on the whistle blower protection act? Did he just commit another crime? "A federal agency violates the Whistleblower Protection Act if agency authorities take (or threaten to take) retaliatory personnel action against any employee or applicant because of disclosure of information by that employee or applicant."

[@ebannaw]

That's a really good point.

[@karenjohnston2844]

Just add it to the list...

[@LardGreystoke]

He lies about lying and he crimes about criming.

[@jaimejimenez4199]

Just wait till the whistle blower’s identity is revealed... long time Clinton associate first job in govt appointed by bill Clinton in 1997. Wait for it trump just won 2020. Not that I like the guy but he knows what he is doing. He pump faked to find a leaker and now it’s idiotic how the Democratic Party is about to destroy their chances to get the presidency back

[@MDonovan]

@@jaimejimenez4199 Bolton?

[@kimjongfun5427]

“A president doesn’t even have to be convicted of a crime to be impeached. Impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office.” - Lindsey Graham,1999 ---OK! Where's the Lindsey Graham in 1999 when we need him??

[@lilsammich8252]

He has a new house in the Hamptons now. And Trump has pictures of him and the 16 year old pool boy.

[@humanforotherhumans]

Please, make that go viral

[@vilstef6988]

1999 Lindsey's brain has been eaten by Trump.

[@shayvideos9699]

That aged poorly

[@sheridan7475]

I saw that on Samantha B 😉

[@lorenaarias1952]

I wonder how can a conversation, any conversation, be “beautiful “?

[@m.j.cicero276]

@Lorena Arias: well, I guess if it is a conversation that was later transcribed and contained content that is direct evidence of a criminal act, part of which is subsequently admitted by the perpetrator, I can attest that a prosecutor would find that beautiful. Yes, indeedy. Mayhaps even tasty.

[@BreuckelensFinest]

Don't forget it was a perfect call too. Perfect for impeachment! I'm loving every second of this drama unfolding of hands down the worst presidency of my life time. To make W look like a saint is just incredible!

[@snaggledog0079]

How in hell would a person want to even be associated with this clown ?

[@hubgiles7889]

Answer: A lot of people have become "lazy" minded when it comes to voting. We all need to spend time researching with OPEN MINDS.

[@jetetarro]

Snaggledog 007 He’s a figurehead. He only wants to be queen.. go to parties, visit other presidents, parades; sleep until 11am, then go golfing and watch Fox News while tweeting. He’s not the head of government. The republicans passed their massive tax cut for billionaires- so what if this guys a bumbling idiot.

[@CapinCooke]

Snaggledog 007 ... Roger that! 30 seconds watching this imbecile is all that it should take for anyone to recognize him as TROUBLE. Your red-flag of self preservation should rise quickly after talking to this moron and your legs should be screaming RUN AWAY.

[@johnkelly4943]

Watch that revolving door in front of the White House spin even faster now...

[@kungfukid4124]

jetetarro, you are correct. I would give you, infinity of thumbs up for that answer.

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

"It's treason then." - Supreme Chancellor Palpatine

[@josiahferrell5022]

People might think this a funny comment, but it is actually an incredibly sharp comparison.

[@bossgandy]

I am sure DJT also has sith powers, he turned the entire Republican Party to the dark side

[@sdfkjgh]

Bhaskar Gandavabi: Eh, they already had the Sith kool-aid in their mouths, trump just convinced them to swallow it.

[@Rita-kx3yr]

*Tangerine Palpatine*

[@tugroti66]

He's not cool enough or smart enough to be Palpatine. Comparing Sith Lords to Trump is an insult to Sith Lords. What a world...

[@couragekarnga8735]

"Innocent people don't do things like this." Yes. Exactly.

[@LardGreystoke]

Smart people know 'their' from 'there'.

[@deevnn]

John Griffith, Who cares. A twit tweeting being properly ridiculed.

[@007D3VIN]

very innocent...indeed

[@LardGreystoke]

@John Griffith I appreciate the inherent flexibility of language. But Trump is a sad sack of excrement.

[@Nadia72639]

Within 24 hours he made a death threats and launched his VP under the bus. Fantastic.

[@1960JCRAY]

Nadia 23452 death threat, psshhtt......

[@sapphireriddles6692]

He's never responded to legal danger in a dignified or - ironically - legal way 🤷

[@cortical1]

@@1960JCRAY Not good at subtlety, eh?

[@1960JCRAY]

cortical1 you sound deranged

[@cortical1]

@@1960JCRAY You know what we used to do in the old days to people who were not good at subtlety, don't you?

[@redwoods7370]

Please protect this whistleblower and ALL whistleblowers!

[@bubujooestes1499]

Everyday you way up wondering what has the lunatic done today.What was his 3am tweet. You put on the TV and your heart sinks .He has not disappointed.

[@leikomilk]

Can we get past whistleblowers freed then?

[@BrunoAnton]

@@leikomilk None of that matters in partisan land where nothing matters other than your party winning. The Democrats literally asked Ukraine to investigate Trump in the primaries in the last elections. Does the US electorate have the memory of a goldfish or what?

[@kurushiiv]

@@BrunoAnton fake news. Trump and his personal attorney have already admitted to their crime.

[@phoenixmoon9116]

Yes! I was thinking the same thing!

[@DarkRubberDucky]

"...you should ask for VP Pence's conversation..." My eyes: O.O

[@bossgandy]

Translation: if I can’t be president, nobody should be

[@buschg7106]

Yep. Thrown, under, bus

[@appalachianqueen8369]

Trump is trying to suck his co-conspirators under the bus with himself ...not a bad thing if we were to end up with President Pelosi before the 2020 election. She could begin to muck out the monstrous pile of manure in the current administration starting with Barr, Mulvaney and Pompeo. It is going to take a lot of shovels and disinfectant. The voters can dispatch or neuter the loyal Trumpists at the ballot box. Will the next episode of this high political drama revolve on how Moscow Mitch, the Traitor Turtle tries to change his shell and fool the people of Kentucky one more time or who quickly exits the West Wing first and takes an extended vacation in some remote destination while they seek a way to repackage their inherent vileness and the lingering stench of associating with or being a Trump.

[@anaisewood2009]

What a pair 🤣

[@chant2day]

If I go down I'm not going down alone!!!

[@ratatataraxia]

It’s not called whistleblowing, it’s called honesty.

[@xs10086]

It’s called patriotism

[@denyze7461]

Mark N. Hi Mark. I call what the whistleblower did patriotism, honesty, and courage Thanks for the honesty

[@susanrobertsen3667]

Exactly.

[@robtk3]

@Lady Mercy The White House released the transcript of the call. It's obviously not "baseless rumors".

[@reesetorwad8346]

So glad he took Pence with him. Guess I'm a glass-half-full guy today.

[@raycch8668]

Lol

[@marshallsuperlead3726]

I just love how all the Red Hats scream about the Constitution all of the time and don't even know what's in it! Oh the irony lol!

[@cuyhater]

Does Russia have a constitution? Maybe they've been reading the wrong one-- oh, wait, my bad: I implied that they could read.

[@MichaelJohnson-ip6xr]

Yeah you crybaby Democrats talk about abolishing the Constitution.DEMOCRATS STILL CRYING AFTER THEIR CRIMINAL CANDIDATE LOST IN 2016😭😭...MAGA BEE-OTCH 🇺🇸

[@mikerutherford5472]

You prefer the black hats..??

[@AnonRanGER01]

@@MichaelJohnson-ip6xr Oh look, an idiot!

[@mtbway4302]

@@MichaelJohnson-ip6xr Trump could assault your family and you would still not fault him.. seriously wake up. The Republican needs strong leadership and it's not getting it from Donny.

[@rationallion9438]

Can’t even play that “What if Obama did it” game because he would have been impeached by now....

[@antneyfatts665]

Really? There's footage of Biden saying exactly what Trump is being accused of and seeing Obama him remain to be VP, that makes him an accomplice. I don't recall any impeachment being brought to a majority house/Senate? Hmm...there goes your theory.

[@arthursneyers6626]

Obama only bailed out Wallstreet and illegally bombed 5 extra countries, Lets not act like he is a saint

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

No... he would've been lynched, castrat... you know what... to spare the emotions of more sensitive commentors... just look up Emmet Till. Select the safe option off. Also.. don't look that up if you've had lunch.

[@TheFlameHaze1]

@@antneyfatts665 u wot m8 (Also site your sources)

[@lavernewilliams1518]

@@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj amen namaste

[@theartist124]

Lets just get this con man out of there and put him in prison with his friends aka the "finest people"!

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

Creepy Joe ? 🤔 Sure... lets... 😏

[@Mscape7]

Trump

[@goodgollymisspolly5163]

What's the difference between hiding his transcript and Nixon removing 11 minutes? Omg!

[@FuckYourVaccine]

Nixon rational lol

[@lilaclizard4504]

but, but, but... hillary's emails! (sings) "Anything she can do, he can do better...he can do anything better than her...no he can't? yes he can, no he can't? yes he can, if it's a crime? yes he can, yes he can, yes he CAN"

[@GlassOnion.]

Nixon was actually intelligent.

[@grantego553]

Ken Taylor yeah he’s not allowed to ask whatever he wants. Because, you know, laws exist. It wasn’t supposed to be a private call. He knew people would be listening to it, he said so himself. He’s just too much of a moron himself to realize that he committed a crime. You cannot solicit assistance from a foreign power to get dirt on a political opponent, especially not by withholding military aid in an effort to force it.

[@Inurendo88]

@@kentaylor5842 so both of your main points here are incorrect. First of all, no phone call made from the oval office is private. There's a reason why a transcript exists. About 5 different government agencies listen in and write down everything that was said. If people are supposed to listen in and take notes it isn't private. Second, he can't ask for what ever he likes. He can't ask foreign governments to attack his political enemies in exchange for aid. Look, I know Donald trump can say anything to you and his supporters and not receive any backlash, but you and them are all dumb and spineless cowards that flock towards and grovel at any show of strength, whether that strength is real or not. The rest of us demand more than a feable and superficial display of strength before we drop our panties and bend over.

[@lucasjohnson2315]

If Obama acted like Trump does now he wouldn't have made it a year in office.

[@claydog6422]

Lucas Johnson Obama did act like this. But CNN thought it was fine then

[@VanRukh]

@@claydog6422 You're saying Obama acted just like Trump does now? Well, Trump says otherwise 🤣

[@ivoryfyall3548]

Lucas Johnson Exactly he would of been gone🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@MichaelJohnson-ip6xr]

OBAMA WAS ONE MILLION TIMES WORSE...He traded 5 terrorists killers for one traitor Bowe Bergdahl and gave Iran pallets of money to Iran to free the prison hostages and much more...DEMOCRATS STILL CRYING BECAUSE THEIR CRIMINAL CANDIDATE LOST IN 2016.

[@luciannadean9854]

Exactly. That just to show that some American are still Prejudice.

[@MagniKhan]

"But you beat em to it" -Oh SNAP.

[@sebastianelytron8450]

Okay Donnie, we will handle treason like the old days, step this way💀

[@alasdairpaterson3439]

Watch for the trapdoor...

[@bonnie5969]

Are we talking hanging or fire squad?

[@ladeao1552]

@@bonnie5969 Why not both?

[@corneliusantonius3108]

@@bonnie5969 A cowards hanging for cadet bonespurs is more fitting

[@Phroggster]

It comes with a free necklace!

[@AshArAis]

This is the slowest trainwreck I've ever seen... Glacial shitshow

[@marylynne9104]

Ashley Feawen 😆🤣🤣. Best laugh of the day. 👍

[@celiashen5490]

I pictured a shit glacier. I'm sorry.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Thanks I needed a laugh 😂

[@bobgeddes6439]

Manna for the Mindless Masses. Trump 2020.

[@ramonalfaro3252]

You just insulted trainwrecks.

[@brianhouston5368]

I love how Trump gets even dumber during a crisis. All the Democrats have to do is keep proceedings moving forward, keep twisting the screws, and keep this matter at the forefront of the national discussion, and Trump will not only talk himself right into impeachment, but by the looks of things he'll implicate his entire staff on the way out.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Oh the joys of taking advantage of stupidity!

[@friendofdorothy9376]

Absolutely

[@daedum3177]

Seems to be the case. He was snitchin on pence earlier today. Haha

[@lindas.martin2806]

Brian Houston I doubt that. Already Republicans already are circling the wagons around him. There are not enough senators who would vote for impeachment. He will not be impeached. That said, it might cost Dems the election but it is right to shine a light on Trump’s increasingly dangerous decisions which undermine democracy and bypass Congress.

[@eoinc9511]

@Jonathan Lumbreras There's zero evidence that Biden did anything illegal. Even if Biden did something, there's zero evidence. Trump got caught, because he's too stupid and arrogant to play it quiet. So your what-about-isms aren't worth a hand full of assflakes. Nice try though.

[@notlobparrot3057]

"Mother! Mother! He's betrayed me! Quick, to the root cellar! Thank God we stocked up on emergency mayonnaise!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nancyjay790]

🤣

[@draculawolfman1502]

Lmao. I'm dying.

[@cyndywaskelisthecrowscall]

Gee, Dump - are you SURE you want us to handle treason the way we used to...?

[@nedstewart1]

Democrats do not have 67 votes in the Senate to remove the President. Trump Wins! Biden may be next.

[@Gymnopediea]

Nice one, Cyndy. ;)

[@9some]

lol

[@Joe-xo4yg]

Lol 👍

[@lisalisa1435]

Call up the firing squad

[@hjalmar4565]

"You know what we used to do in the old days when we were smart?" I think I know this one! Not voting for Donald Trump?

[@toxic1698]

He doesn't seem to understand how badly hanging traitors would backfire on him.

[@michaelthomas6715]

Hjalmar Do you know why you vote?

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

Boy you're so smart for thinking exactly what the mainstream media tells you to.

[@jajaxaxa]

@@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr Which side of the mainstream media? They do seem to have opposing views no? So to "borrow" from you, Boy you're smart for writing an intelligent comment like that. Also don't they occasionally get something right? On both sides. At least partially. Agreeing when it makes sense doesn't make you a mindless drone.

[@Dracorvis]

In 2016 we didn't vote for Trump and we still ended up with him as President, thanks to the electoral college which should have been done away with a century ago.

[@OneofInfinity.]

Always fun when a rotten ship starts to sink and the rats switch to survival mode, when every man for himself is the only rule.

[@Wordavee1]

....every rat for itself!!

[@tsstevensts]

Colbert raises a very interesting point. Innocent people do not yell and scream and swear and rage and threaten over accusations. Yet this is how his protection racket is behaving. It's almost like they know he has been caught red handed and are angry that action was taken.

[@Conceptcreator]

@Russ Olson not fully true.... if someone claims you did something you can defend yourself ans if you aren listened to and it is effecting your life then you will get mad because you have done nothing, yet your life is being effected by false information

[@ElChicoDiablo]

No. Innocent people releases the transcript. Oh wait ..

[@tsstevensts]

@@Conceptcreator That can be completely sympathized with and for the wrongfully accused it can be a huge burden. Hillary and Obama had the strength of character to be able to cope with their persecution and if Trump is likewise innocent that would be shown through investigation of the matter.

[@tsstevensts]

@@ElChicoDiablo Was this the same transcript they tried to get back because it showed their guilt?

[@couragekarnga8735]

We're now in the middle of James and The Guilty Orange!

[@Will_Salcedo]

"Republicans should stick together"immediately proceeds to throws Pence under the bus lol

[@Gothic7876]

He means “Republicans should stick with me, and only me, your Messiah”

[@diane9247]

Actually, that's where Pence belongs. 🚌

[@WhiplashSL]

For such an “innocent” guy, he sure is behaving like he’s guilty.

[@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr]

That's what he does, we just watched this. Read Mueller's report vol 2.

[@amethystdawn9476]

WhiplashSL He knows that the minute he’s impeached and convicted, he then has to face all those NY cases. 😂

[@Justin.Martyr]

*OJ SIMPSON was INNOCENT!!!!* *EDIT: PS, I'm only Joking!!! You ALL Know that Right?????*

[@tb9489]

He was found not guilty, big difference

[@Justin.Martyr]

@Jelly Belly *YES!!!! I Gave you your First Point!!!!* *How Old are you????* *I was ONLY JOKING!!!! You KNEW that, RIGHT?????*

[@drakehound2244]

LOL did Trump just throw Pence under the bus? So who will pardon him now. I don´t think he really understand how to get out of jail anymore.

[@garrymiller3171]

And pelosi is next in line and she won't pardon him. Trump is probably the dumbest person on Earth.

[@BellaBarossa]

@@garrymiller3171 No, he's not. The people who continue to defend him are.

[@nhungngo6798]

Drake Hound not only Pence; more and more.

[@robertglass3944]

He's trying to get the people to fire the only person in his administration that he can't, and the only person who can evoke the 25th amendment, which is looking, more and more, like Pence's best possible way to separate himself from Trump's shenanigans, hence putting himself in the best possible position to be reelected in 2020, as the incumbent who saved us all from Trump. Guarantee it.

[@bigskyski1]

He wont have to get out of jail. He is a former president and senators dont like to imprison past American leaders. They think it sets a bad example...

[@joesmith6776]

Now comes the time to reap what you sow, "for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap".

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yeah! Take that, you Evangelical hypocrites!

[@LardGreystoke]

@@couragekarnga8735 They stopped reading the Bible a long time ago.

[@MicrophoneHell-ec3bm]

@Joe Smith "For whatever a man sows, this he will also reap" this is an oversimplification of reality. Just because you sow something, it doesn't mean that you will reap it. I mean, the people who made up these sayings believed in fertility gods and rain gods and all types of magical thinking to help them "reap what they sowed." LOL

[@oldrrocr]

Don the con has never read the bible, because if he touched it he would have burst into flames.

[@andromidius]

@@MicrophoneHell-ec3bm The point view so far over your head it just entered orbit.

[@ag6787]

Putin doesn’t want his phone conversations released...hmmm wonder what that’s about 🤐

[@candywarmuth2455]

I love ya, Stephen. Thanks everyone on the show especially behind the scenes. You all make life worth living these days. Bernie/Nia 2020. Justice for ALL.

[@ewaldbracko1534]

Well, if the POTUS asks so nicely to look into his and his VPs other conversations maybe the Congress should fulfill his wishes this time. Who knows, maybe both of them might get impeached at the same time...

[@ewaldbracko1534]

@Lady Mercy Well, I would say that they're finally are doing their duty in the House. The POTUS already committed more than enough criminal and impeachable acts. This is more than overdue. The Senate will do what it assumes necessary to do but everyone in the future will know which of the Senators did their duty and which of them failed to do it.

[@tthappyrock368]

Two for one would be great!

[@pklee7395]

Stephen “you beat them to it”. That is perfect. And so true. From a conservative that left the Republican Party.

[@sebastianelytron8450]

Wow, respect! Nothing wrong with having conservative values, but the republican party is cancer!

[@LardGreystoke]

I would like to return to the days when liberals could have policy discussions with conservatives, as opposed to flaming attacks from racists and lunatics.

[@aza_-nd3md]

I think it has to do with your two party system in the US. Because when you go to Party A they will tell you how Party B is absolutely evil and trying to destroy this country. Extremist on both sites are ridiculous but you can use them as negative examples and than tell someone that EVERYBODY affiliated with that party has that kind of extremist world view and only my party are the ones that think rational and only want the best for you. And the internet is just making things worse because "filter bubble" / "echo chanmber"

[@elbarjones4812]

@@LardGreystoke Spoken like a REAL American!

[@elbarjones4812]

@@aza_-nd3md Compromise is word that was used (in the past) when both parties were at a stalemate. Usually leaders from both sides would meet and come to this "Magical Compromise" without trying yo destroy each other and America in the process!

[@Vastin]

What on earth was with that bit shoving Pence under the bus!? I would pay so much to have a camera on Pence's face the moment Trump said that.

[@jackfirmin5814]

right? I also didn't get it muhahahaha

[@master0909]

Jesse King so if pence and trump get impeached, Pelosi becomes President. Trump is banking on that prospect being a rallying cry for his base

[@sazji]

...the first conversation [SNIFF!] there’s a rumor out there [SNIFF!] I think [SNIFF!] Jeezus what a disgusting specimen.

[@saltau3734]

Trump is unravelling and it is ridiculously awesome to watch.

[@o76923]

Unraveling entails that he was at one point raveled. He has always been like this, there was never a period in his life where he knew what was going on, wasn't angry, accepted blame, or acted with restraint.

[@Italianole]

No he isn't. The only ones who are reeling are stupid democrats like you.

[@zeebee9356]

Salt AU; He's a RINO and deep down inside a self serving Democrat and imploding before our very eyes. Both parties are rotten to the core.

[@Khronogi]

Man, watching insane trumpers like Massimo unraveling is ridiculously awesome to watch.

[@josephmackenzie2161]

He works for the Wall street Bankers just like rest of those Bastrards!

[@The_Green_Queen]

“Trump has shown over and over that when he’s cornered, he will fight like the rabid weasel that lives on his head” LMAO in the first minute 😂

[@cydre3401]

The Green Queen read this as it was playing

[@emilybazer]

😂😂😂

[@MilesBellas]

The impeachment will fail. Biden will be discredited. The Democrats have just created a second term.

[@kilroywashere8613]

Trump to kelly ann Conway: Call my personal attorney Rudy, have him call Ukraine and fix the election then call AG William Barr and tell him to fix what ever Rudy screws up in Ukraine!😅call MacDonalds and get hamburgers with no spit in them this time. Then call the bus.people to throw Mike Pence under one. ®

[@coreystewart8322]

How stupid can he be, even prisoners know that their calls are being monitored.

[@johnnorris1615]

trump is unable to comprehend that he could do something and suffer negative consequences.

[@JadenKaye]

Hopefully Drumpf will be able to confirm that as a prisoner.

[@locadisa]

+Corey Stewart But remember he's been saying and doing what he wants for so long and his administration has been scrambling for damage control each time. He just thought that it was just another day at the Whitehouse for him. Even mob bosses have to eventually be held accountable for their deeds and still have more honor than the Orange Pill. Robert Deniro said it best.

[@coreystewart8322]

@@JadenKaye I'm not religious at all, but God I hope so. I think God owes the US a major favor at this point.

[@coreystewart8322]

@@locadisa Unfortunately, sad but true.

[@IAmSuzyQ]

With all the projection Trump does, I won't be surprised when it comes out that Trump was actually born in Kenya. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@heatherg1706]

Haha. You’re right.

[@shannon3944]

😂😂

[@kdavidwhitehorn2963]

That would be a disgrace to Kenya

[@davedon260]

Suzy Q of course. He was born in a shit hole country 😀😀😀

[@tiddlerz]

BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

[@akki015]

God, i do miss a world leader who knows the difference between their and there.

[@hubgiles7889]

May I add the difference between ; I and we,,, My and Our ,,,, finally: shit & shinnola.

[@mint234567898765432]

You probably miss high unemployment, loss of manufacturing jobs, pissing our tax dollars away on bad trade deals, allowing illegal immigration, selling uranium to Russia, aiding our enemies like Iran with a butt load of cash, I could go on but what's the point. Vote Democrat if you want to destroy America Vote for Trump if you have any patriotism in you

[@abthedragon4921]

@@mint234567898765432 you are serious misguided. Do you watch Fox News and all the untrue crap they say?

[@bubujooestes1499]

This evil man's presidency from the beginning is shrouded in chaos controversy and coverup

[@Sleeping_Insomiac]

@@mint234567898765432 Let's see... Lie, still going on, lie, lie, lie, lie. I could go on, but what's the point?

[@markreynolds9135]

Mr. Colbert, I hope your 6 million + subscribers will get out to vote.

[@g.cosper8306]

@Spiritualistic We DO appreciate the thought!

[@jayteeblues]

Mark Reynolds me too!!!

[@bethmoloney6825]

How many of these incidents do the American people need? Impeach already.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Never should've been elected!

[@TodaysDante]

How about ONE incident where Trump actually did something wrong? Russian Collusion? IMPEACH HIM. Oh, we can't find enough evidence? Obstruction? IMPEACH HIM? Oh, nope... Recession is coming!!!! IMPEACH HIM. Oh, can't impeach for that. Quid Pro Quo? IMPEACH HIM!!! Oh, the transcript shows no quid pro quo. Oh heck, IMPEACH HIM anyway!!!! How many times are you going to fall for the boy who cried wolf??? The dems are pathetic. They have ZERO evidence and less credibility. Unfortunately, they'll always find some FOOL to continually believe them.

[@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336]

Nothing fake sticks to me. I will serve two terms. End of story!!

[@Captain_Wet_Beard]

Hillary did the exact same thing with the exact same foreign power last election. That's how we learned that Paul Manafort was corrupt. This is partisan nonsense, and impeachment wont pass the Senate. The Dems will be crushed in the election as a direct result of this, they're making themselves into a fucking joke.

[@kristinkulman3221]

The impeachment process is underway in the House, on multiple tracks. However, if the House moves to impeach, it gets moved to the Senate. *If you want Trump impeached, contact your senators.* This is not a slam dunk, because Mitch McConnell is the Senate Majority leader and he can hamstring an impeachment. BTW, McConnell's wife is Elaine Chao, she is in Trump's cabinet, Secretary of Transportation. She's in a corruption scandal that includes her rich Chinese father and a family business, "The Foremost Group". So McConnell's got a lot to lose.

[@VeryWittyComment]

The Trump presidency in one phrase: The Wall, The Call, The Fall...

[@alarkalbass6726]

Nice. May I offer * The Stall,, as in umpteen court hearing, appeals , busloads of lawyers etc., to delay the inevitable.

[@VeryWittyComment]

@@alarkalbass6726 And the not-so-full national mall.

[@BreuckelensFinest]

Well said!

[@ordinaryaverageguy5440]

We Deserve Better Or if I recall my french .La Pres Le' Douche ?

[@wilfrido1lora]

I hope this is really what brings him down.

[@Bamyasi]

TBH I would have preferred the Sharpie on the weather chart thing just for the laughs, but at this point I'm not going to be picky.

[@Justin.Martyr]

*I just WANT to SEE the GoLden Shower & I'LL be HaPPy!!!* *OH!!! Please GOD; Have those GoLden Shower Vids, Appear!!!!*

[@Captain_Wet_Beard]

I'm going to be pissed if it does, because this is bullshit and he has done things that are actually wrong. Hillary did the same thing least election, she asked the Ukraine for information on Trumps corruption, and it's how we learned that Paul Manafort was corrupt. Nobody said a word when she did it, so nobody actually cares about it. This is only happening due to partisan bullshit. Impeach him over Yemen, he backed the Saudis in a genocide.

[@couragekarnga8735]

So do I. But I'm not getting my hopes up.

[@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336]

Nothing fake sticks to me. I will serve two terms. End of story

[@evillyn7895]

"I'm having trust issues." Aren't we all, Stephen, aren't we all.

[@bengal4047]

My faith in the government as a whole was destroyed quite a while ago. It's gonna take a lot for it to grow back

[@couragekarnga8735]

I once trusted the American government. That's out the damn window.

[@nataliaperez9954]

"I cant wait for 2 years of Pence"....said no one, ever!!

[@preciouslogic77]

Preferable to 2 more of Trump, I'm thinking that if he is as psycho as to implicate his own VP in this to keep him from being able to take over the Presidential office, he will do Anything to stay in power even start a nuclear war! Trump is dangerous when backed into a corner & he has no loyalty to anyone.

[@Cruxador]

Impeachment doesn't necessarily mean removal from office. Also this is probably timed to come to a head for the election, it's not like impeachment is instant.

[@sueh.8757]

Make America SANE again - Vote Blue 2020!

[@hmmcinerney]

preciouslogic77 I'm pretty sure Pence is implicated. Trump said he spoke to the PM also.

[@preciouslogic77]

@@hmmcinerney As I said Trump made sure we all know that info too. He is shameless & not loyal to anyone.

[@cheriecullum9489]

Bill Maher said it best. Trump: “I didn’t do it...Ok, I did it but it wasn’t wrong...Ok, it was wrong but not illegal...Ok, it was illegal but I’m the president and cannot be charged with a crime...”

[@alexr.5389]

Pence needs a paramedic! He's been hit by a bus!

[@jeanetteandersson7152]

Bwahahaha!!! Died!!! 😜😜😜😂😂😂😂⚰️

[@greenlion6160]

Pence needs to cover his ass when he drops his soap.

[@davidhwang4221]

I hope the investigation is swift and justice is served. Cold.

[@sharkforce8147]

no, hot. served cold means you've left it to sit on the counter for a long time before you brought it out. the more time you give this guy, the more crimes he will commit and the more damage is done.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I'd laugh my ass off if the whistleblower was Melania!

[@unicornonthecob9254]

Drag him out of the White House in chains, kicking and screaming.

[@evillyn7895]

Sobbing and Squirming are more Twitler's style.

[@DesertEagleV]

I would pay watch it.

[@sbdr.1241]

@@DesertEagleV same here in 3d

[@kristinkulman3221]

I'd like to see Trump declared an *"enemy combatant".* Where in the world should we rendition him to? (Later, we can unfuck the law from the Kavanaugh-Bush years).

[@couragekarnga8735]

Actually, don't cover it at all. That'll destroy him.

[@locadisa]

We must all applaud the brave whistleblower for their persistence. He or She put their lives career on the line for the sake of the country that they love!

[@brianbrush5107]

@Lady Mercy You say that the president not being able to keep secrets from the people like it's a bad thing.

[@PocketMarmo04]

@Lady Mercy Totally inaccurate. You're a liar, and you know you're a liar. Their immediate supervisor [NDI] indeed thought their complaint was legitimate, and soundly based. He said so, unambiguously, BEFORE CONGRESS. What a liar you are, like the scumbag president you adore. The submission of the complaint to Congress, which should have been automatic, was sabotaged by Barr's hopelessly corrupt Justice Department, an internal 'review' which the Whistleblower Statute does NOT even require..........

[@locadisa]

@Lady Mercy But the taped conversation was as the whistleblower reported it. All else was hearsay. I read the 9 page complaint. All dems have to do is get proof for all of the rest. There were so many players besides the DNI. Question is who next is willing to risk their life long career for the people if the United States? This is going to be a long inquiry. Speaking of leaks,no matter who's in the whitehouse info can be leaked. Because all eyes are on Donald Trump and have been due to his numerous distractions,lies,tweets and insults he won't be able to eat,sleep or shit without the press finding out about it. He craves attention so he's now getting more than enough. His fault. A house divided? THATS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN SAYING SINCE THIS IDIOT HAS TAKEN OFFICE. He has done nothing but divide with his hateful rhetoric and his supporters always continue to follow his lead. They themselves would never allow their own children to accept the example but they strongly supports what he stands for. He is poised to completely annihilate the democratic party. Why don't you send a tweet to this president filled with Lincoln's words. God knows that he certainly won't read them from a BOOK!

[@jeffreyfetzer8748]

@@locadisa point that mirror at yourself

[@jeffreyfetzer8748]

@@locadisa you wouldnt have taken sides in the civil war ? I bet it would have been with republicans

[@amberlance3221]

Oh I hope he goes to prison.. it is just obnoxious how much he has broken the law..

[@couragekarnga8735]

If you or I did even a fraction of this, they'd give us life!

[@davegoodwin1848]

Prison? The penalty for high crimes, misdemeanors, and treason is much more....

[@LardGreystoke]

@@davegoodwin1848 Like we used to do it when we were smart.

[@BlueBolt]

He hasn't committed any crimes lol

[@Mac-po1sr]

Once he is out of office (one way or another) he will spend the rest of his life either in prison or fighting legal battles to avoid prison. Of that I'm sure.

[@Not_really]

This Colbert dude takes "cool and deadly" to a new height that leaves me utterly defenceless against his comedy wits. Putting aside the seriousness of the subject matter of his jokes, I really do lose it every time he does a Donald Trump ! And, that Pelosi clap ? I hope you get a good tickle, today and always, as much as you have tickled your adoring fans across the world !!

[@annomaly751]

Uyi you mean his writers?

[@shortstuff780]

@@annomaly751 Colbert has great comedic timing, and you can tell that he sometimes wings it, and adlibs. He's straight funny. If your watch him outside his show. But yes his writer, which I have no doubt that he's part of, helps

[@breeadams9492]

What if Pence is the whistleblower??😂🤣😅

[@couragekarnga8735]

I doubt it. Mother would never approve of him blowing something.

[@kenna163]

@@couragekarnga8735 Oh my god. 🤣

[@jrnew1378]

@@couragekarnga8735 : Loool!!😁

[@jasonbaylor9865]

Twas Melania lmaoo

[@telectronix1368]

@@couragekarnga8735 Exactly. What if an unchapperoned lady walked past and saw him mid-blow? 🤤

[@ericperry1683]

Spoiler: whistleblower is Melania.

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

As amusing as that notion is, the idea that someone who willingly wears the name "Trump" would have enough of a conscience to expose wrongdoing *now* as opposed to at almost *ANY* point in their lives prior, borders on unthinkable to me.

[@ericperry1683]

@@TheTaintedWisdom good point.

[@misswittank9224]

They said the whistleblower was part of the Intelligence community so I don't think it would be Melania...unless they mean Russian Intelligence.

[@theodethomasa6358]

Why? Did she finally get pissed about Stormy?

[@ericperry1683]

@@theodethomasa6358 it would not surprise me.

[@Mark_Chandler]

im game, lets see pences transcript...good suggestion

[@oldrrocr]

Donny always offers that BS, thinking no one will ever call him on it. Thanks, please send us a copy. Send to NY Times.

[@joesarr1671]

Thanks whistleblower, I will name one of my grandson after your name.

[@lilsammich8252]

I suggest just giving him the middle name Whistler.

[@arx3516]

@@lilsammich8252 or Whistling, Richard Whistling.

[@Justin.Martyr]

*Wut was Her name???*

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

@International Harvester 🤨 r/whoosh

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Whistleblower Sarr. It has a nice ring to it.

[@rgwak]

Remember that scene in The Dark Knight, when the Joker makes the three henchmen of a rival gang fight each other to see who joins his group?🤔 That will be the t'rump cronies before too long. Pence, Barr, Rudy...all of them ready to shank the other in order to save themselves. 😅😂

[@StriderZessei]

It was two henchmen, but that's still a really good point.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well, you know Pence won't go down with Trump. He'll say God Anointed him or something.

[@kennethhwang3425]

Ro G It’s pathetic that this is the cabinet that remains with Trump. And since Pence believes in that sort of thing: this imbecile peddled for an extremely sinful and unrepentant man, declared him God-chosen, I can’t imagine that would please any deity out there.

[@fredpinczuk7352]

@Bud Fudlacker Except, Mueller did not clear Trump and it's obvious you did not actually read the report. (too many bigly words I am assuming). The conclusion of the report, was his department requested the Senate continues with the investigation and enforces the law. They simply refused to.

[@skrowetortio3621]

@Bud Fudlacker I don't. I remember some asshole saying Mueller cleared Trump, some more assholes muddying what the investigation was about, many more assholes neglecting how many people were incarcerated for crimes through the investigation, and Mueller, the report, and Trump all saying Trump was obstructing justice. But please, do inform us bitches of this "clearing." I pay attention well enough to facts and I would be glad to have an honest reason to like any of these assholes.

[@lizzyzig]

Colbert is a national treasure

[@luciawilliams1602]

"Good thing we stockpiled the mayonnaise!" Pretty sure Mike Pence just saw his own reflection.

[@patrickmcgraw9168]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he got Pence to resign so Nancy Pelosi was next in line?

[@Justin.Martyr]

*LEARN YOUR CIVICS!!!!! You FaiLed the Class didn't You!!!!* *Trump would then Nominate a New Vice President!!!!*

[@mookins45]

@@Justin.Martyr the guy trump could find to take the VP job would be even more hilarious

[@Captain_Wet_Beard]

Pence wouldnt resign, he would finally have the power to hurt more LGBTQ people. Pence is directly responsible for the suicide of my first BF, so I really don't want him to be president.

[@halo13nin13]

The Vice President is an elected official, not appointed. He would have to win election. Nancy P is next in line

[@LardGreystoke]

@@halo13nin13 Actually he can appoint a new VP subject to Senate approval. But properly timed, he could hand the keys to Pelosi.

[@witchypoorose5196]

As always, Mr. Colbert is brilliant! "....and under the constitutuion...."

[@gwen3010]

A lot of people will be going to JAIL!!!!!

[@CatsMeowPaw]

7:48 We used to 'handle' spying and treason 'a little differently' in the old days. Seriously, Trump is sounding more and more like a Mafia boss. "I wish someone would 'take care' of my enemy. What! You're accusing me of killing them? I NEVER said that!"

[@jakeryan9469]

Did he say that at the UN?

[@ramonaestrada601]

CatsMeowPaw that in itself is an impeachable offense. He’s basically putting out a contract on the blower... this guys nut

[@karenjohnston2844]

@@jakeryan9469 yep. that's our fearless leader.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well then, as someone in the Godfather said, "The Don is losing it."

[@badlydrawnturtle8484]

@@ramonaestrada601 "That in itself is an impeachable offense" is the motto of this entire presidency. It's disgraceful that we even need an investigation; in a sane world, he would have been impeached before he even entered office on his public comments alone.

[@theheartofablackbird2109]

Impeach VP Pence also. We don't want him either!

[@Justin.Martyr]

*OH GOD, PLEASE Let it come to Pass that BOTH Trump & Pence,* *go down at ONCE & then Nancy PeLoSi gets Sworn in as FIRST* *Lady President in USA HISTORY!!!!!!*

[@felipegamino]

There's a presidential line of succession and let's just say the person after Pence isn't such a great guy

[@johnnorris1615]

hopefully if that happened mcconnell would have a heart Attack from the excitement

[@johnnorris1615]

@Michael Whitted i was born and raised in indiana, so of course i live in alaska

[@PacificViceroy]

@@felipegamino Pelosi comes right after Pence in the sucession because she is Speaker.

[@kwat6504]

Mad King Donnie Says, "Off With Their Heads!"

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

Who the hell hides their p∅rⁿ in a folder called 'Vacation Pics'? You hide it in a folder called 'device.info' or 'AutoConfig'. ... So I hear.

[@soapibubblesthestrange9972]

I just put *all* my files in a folder labelled Porn - anyone trying to snoop ends up disappointed by a folder full of essays and app files lol

[@casperchristensen8354]

At my high school, a folder named "Earthquakes in Mexico." held the files for the game Quake.

[@codymackniak6328]

35 Republicans in the Senate would impeach, lets kick this party into high gear!!!!!! That's out of 53!!!!!

[@hubgiles7889]

Hope your math is correct

[@JB-xl2jc]

35 republicans said they’d vote for removal... if it was a “secret vote”. This is because they’re cowards and they don’t want it publicly on record that they supported the rule of law in removing Trump. Of course this would lose them the support of Trump’s imbecile voters. Also minor correction, the Senate does not impeach, only the House is involved in the impeachment. The senate votes on what punishment will be leveed against the president. Minor distinction but important

[@preciouslogic77]

"He just threw Pence under the bus"! Trump knows no shame or loyalty!

[@Justin.Martyr]

*PLEASE GOD; OH PLEASE; LET IT BE that=====>* *NEXT TRUMP (THROWS) (( Jared KUSNER )), Under the Bus!!!!!* *Please GOD, Give us THIS BLESSING!!!!!!* *Justin Martyr; 666 5th Avenue; New York City!!!!*

[@nder1477]

and what a beautiful bus it was....shiny yellow, with four glorious studded tires.

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

Trump would sell his wife if he could get a dollar for her. He cares for no one but himself.

[@James-dtexTexas]

preciouslogic77 ... You mean just like Obama threw Killer Hillary under the buss about the Benghazi attack ?

[@preciouslogic77]

@@James-dtexTexas Old news, why can't you people get over Hilary Clinton & President Obama?

[@CloudsGirl7]

I burst out loud laughing when I saw that tantrum tweet in all-caps. 😆 No, not childish or guilty at all!

[@Lavaca5th]

“Over the bra, under the Constitution.” Perfect!

[@pattystamm7159]

Trump's Impeachment Day will be our newest national holiday and, by golly, I'm excited! We can bob for oranges!

[@JtallG]

Peaches too!

[@MichaelJohnson-ip6xr]

STILL CRYING BECAUSE YOUR CRIMINAL CANDIDATE LOST IN 2016...BOOHOO !

[@RWald8888]

And get a paid holiday

[@jessetorres8738]

It's strange to think that the Ukrainian President is somehow less qualified to lead his country than Trump is (he is a comedian and sitcom actor), yet simultaneously more professional a world leader than Trump is.

[@solderbuff]

Zelenskyi didn't refuse Trump right away. But this is understandable, knowing that Russia still daydreams about sending its tanks to Kyiv at the right moment. And the only two nations that promised to help protect Ukraine (apart from Russia itself) is the US and the UK.

[@happytimeharry363]

Jesse Torres,...I still think that you are a paid poster.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Speaks better English as well.

[@RoloHolland]

@President Donald Trump indeed. He fucked up. And he looked fucked at the press meeting. He made an idiot of himself

[@outlawJosieFox]

Nobody is less qualified than Donald Trump !! His financial crimes and tax evasion history alone should have stopped him from being allowed to run for any office. And that goes double for any state level GOP officials who supported this criminal. Devin Nunes should be investigated for corruption.

[@ericjohnson6665]

Oh Snap! “but, you beat ‘em to it”!

[@Diesledee]

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY THE BEST!!! I LUV YOU STEPHEN COLBERT!!!

[@patrickdoss25]

Wow.... did he JUST throw mike pence under the bus? His VP?? Oh wow it’s over...

[@Ma_Ba]

The good part of that bad part is if Pence also made some calls, then maybe the slate will be cleaned of him too. (We didn't have to endure Agnew after Nixon either.)

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

😶 I know, I know... I know... that this is very weird... but him throwing pence down under just gave me a stiff one, I KNOW... I know... villains finally turning on each other... I can't be the only one... right?

[@couragekarnga8735]

Aaand with that, he's just lost the next election.

[@Tantalus010]

I don't get why everyone is surprised about this. It's Trump - he betrays everyone. This was inevitable.

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Mother has left the chat.

[@mossiegee4674]

Pleseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee take Pence down as well

[@ericgale1132]

Yes take that ass kisser down too!!!!

[@icuranis4597]

Amen

[@sonyahannah]

"But you beat 'em to it!" followed by Pelosi clap -- wunnerful!

[@mantistoboggan5171]

wow. the most powerful man on the planet doesn't even know "their" or "there"

[@bondo_channel1706]

I agree with total covfefe.

[@smiller2044]

7:55 Even at his rallies, he's said to paraphrase remember in the old days? We did things differently... Okay. So the president wants to handle things as they were dealt with in the olden days. Does this then act of treason means death by firing squad? Head on a spike? Drawn & quartered (Death by horses)?...

[@Inurendo88]

He does see himself as the second coming of Jesus.

[@rich1051414]

Death by horse rape? Yes, this was a death sentence at one time, for a crime that Trump is guilty of, adultery.

[@RoninMike-DR]

I pick death by horses.

[@alanai1981]

S Miller I AM WITH ALL OF THOSE POSSIBILITIES IN THIS CASE

[@davidwright8432]

You're a bit behind the times with technique. We've had ... experimental, black sites, for quite a while.

[@malle9572]

"Republicans need to stick together but you should look into VP Pences phonecalls."

[@shimmySchermerhorn-dk1gi]

Nobody better to explain this than Stephen Colbert !

[@gilbertjacobs3705]

Jon Stewart!

[@shimmySchermerhorn-dk1gi]

Your right but Jon couldn't come over tonight.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I hope he sees a therapist after all this.

[@mgansworth78]

It's so funny when Colbert runs past the camera 😂 omg LOL

[@chinookvalley]

Melissa Just like Kermit!

[@kimberlytross9864]

@@chinookvalley LOL YES! Forgot about that!

[@cutchopweld5717]

You would think a "stable genius " who had the "best grades ever" in his school would know the difference between their and there?

[@nder1477]

well..quite a few of us noticed the "their vs there" problem two and a half years ago....but thanks for catching up....

[@FriendlyRambler]

You would think a "stable genius" would know the difference between right and wrong, but he doesn't.

[@Gymnopediea]

Or at least look into editing his tweets so he doesn't look like a potatoe [sic] #DanQuayle

[@cutchopweld5717]

@@nder1477 are you looking for a cookie?

[@nder1477]

@@cutchopweld5717 They're you go again Kevin.....Their has to be a way for us to have our cookie and eat it too as there already going after the dough.

[@Alizardlovesyou]

Wow, he really just threatened the the death penalty for whistleblowers. Mental health funding is a presidential emergency.

[@really2345]

@lizz: No, trump did not threaten the death penalty for whistle blowers. He threatened to have those who gave information to the whistle blowers with death. Is it really so hard to pay attention?!

[@couragekarnga8735]

We give police officers a psychiatric evaluation. Why not our president?

[@kalbs89]

Trump hotel room prices are dropping

[@kathyvogel6723]

Love Colbert. He tells the truth.

[@AlecBaldwin5816]

sometimes speaking to ants must be cooler than speaking to humans. my soup is ready and far more important than you.

[@andrewdeshazer4423]

Trump's kid's have run for the hill's! No Ivanka...No Eric....No Don Jr. You don't even see them on TV like before! "It's The Sound of Silence". 🎶