Was Helsinki A 'Top Three' Worst Moment Of Trump's Presidency?

[@jonjosenna5581]

Bully’s are usually always cowards, when it really counts.

[@hks2377]

Yes. That’s why he talks tough to our allies, who aren’t a literal or ideological threat, while he kisses up to authoritarians!

[@gregballard4318]

Stephen Colbert is literally a bully to trump Colbert can’t go ONE episode without making some unoriginal joke about trump How is trump a bully? Give me two examples

[@gregballard4318]

Trump did the same “mocking” on ted Cruz Trump moves his hands a lot we all know this and he did the same thing to that disabled reporter as he did with Ted Cruz but the media won’t show you a compilation of trump flailing his arms about anyone else Fool

[@bkk1996]

greg ballard please cite your source. I just did a quick search. Nauseatingly forced myself to watch Fox News' attempt to debunk what we all saw and it was a no-go, as was Ann Coulter's. Sooo... please enlighten us or enlighten yourself

[@conephompany]

I'm just an all around coward

[@DBDVSME]

Oh, how innocent were we back then ... believing that Helsinki was "the worst"

[@lenkacfk7155]

Yeah, just watched this and thought "top THREE?!? This didn't even make the top 100!"

[@susan6064]

Thank You Mr. Colbert ....I REALLY needed a good laugh ....but PLEASE make him go away !!

[@pvthitch]

Remember, Remember, the 8th of November; Collusion, Treason and Plot. I know of no reason Collusion and Treason Should ever be Forgot.

[@Jiff321]

What about the 2012 debate when Obama laughed at Mitt Romney for bringing up the russians as a threat, and said the russians havent been a threat since the 1980s and if you think they are you know nothing and havent been paying attention. Or 4 months prior to the election when Obama was told that the russians were attempting to hack the DNC servers, he was told months before the election and told his intelligence agencies to stand down and do nothing. Is that treason or is that just an oopsies my bad?

[@grendelum]

moemoney131 vee - and the _what-aboutism_ begins...

[@annerodgers9149]

moemoney131 vee o Purchase you tickets early Trump fans, your great leader has already left the country for Russia.

[@drusillabakert939]

Moe hate to break it to you but what Obama said and did about Russia while in office was intended to deny Putin the central place on the world stage as a U S equal that he yearned for, which of course Trump has granted him to an even greater extent than Putin could have ever dreamed! His money was certainly well spent. Your comments about Obama telling the agencies to stand down on Russian hacking are incorrect, please get your news from sources other than Fox. We need a law that denies Trump the power to ever again meet with another world leader in secret: there must be an adult in the room who reads the briefs beforehand instead of playing golf like this idiot did, along with a law protecting the Mueller investigation. The New York media have documented countless ties between Trump, the Trump organization and Russians with shady backgrounds. Way past time to see those tax returns!

[@mitanni0]

I see what u did there, V ;-)

[@StevenTorrey]

Just as you think it can't get any worse....

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Technically, it's not. We've known how Putin is the puppetmaster and the puppet wouldn't dare speak a word against him, while republicans can only at best pretend to be momentarily shocked.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well said, Stephen, very well said. Stephen Colbert: keeping America sane one monologue at a time.

[@BrianSmith-ix3ns]

that and butt/bongloads of da kine

[@DvLnDsGyZ]

VOTE AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! WE MUST DRAIN THE SWAMP OURSELVES!!

[@dehro]

your lives do depend on it.

[@poonig2]

You're speaking as a true American republican that is -right?blahahahahahahah

[@dehro]

J Martino me? I'm neither American nor republican

[@dr.trixiecp5651]

Belle Serra because YOU’RE LIVES REALLY DOOOO DEPEND ON IT!!

[@sciencewins3225]

The entire free world depends on you!!!!

[@petetimbrell3527]

In front of Putin, Chump speaks an octave higher. This is common among people (and especially children) that are frightened. He's a little boy standing outside the Headmaster's office

[@larapalma3744]

Extremely astute

[@petetimbrell3527]

@@larapalma3744 Things have moved on some since then eh? If he's not jailed he'll seize power with the help of the GOP in 2024. His revenge then will seriously damage the US. If he is jailed, the GOP will spring and pardon him and he'll slither back into the halls of power that way. Perhaps we should update in 12 months time? Lol. Good luck.

[@larrywhite4022]

I hear you. Political success over honor. " What profit is it for a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul ?"

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

Larry White can't lose what you never had.

[@5450daniel]

Honestly, it's hard for me to laugh during this monologue. At this point, I'm just so horrified at our president's conduct. It's so embarrassing it's not even funny.

[@georgecano5356]

Daniel Miranda I laugh but, it's more of a nervous laughter.

[@chronobretz9511]

Welcome to the club there is punch in the corner

[@leonchristian417]

😂😂😅😳😳😥

[@muratti72muc]

than stand up as american nation! Your enemies laugh about you because your No.1 give them all free tickets to do what they want. Your friends from around the world only feel sorry for you and do not understand why you as a nation allows a brainless clown to take your nation all your friends. I've never seen the US so powerless in all its history...

[@hellfire718]

I stopped laughing ages ago.

[@NightFlyStudio]

If Obama had said this, he'd be impeached like, yesterday.

[@robprocks]

Ljink Exactly, 45 is a traitor, and no consequences, President Obama would have been lynched!!!!

[@littlebilly2326]

Wrong

[@wheelitzr2]

Ljink if Obama had done one single thing that trump has he would have been hung from a tree outside!

[@beautifulwoman6744]

Ljink If Obama had even thought about doing a 10th of the INCOMPETENT crap Rump has done he'd have been arrested.

[@TheMrKeats]

LMAO... I think they are still trying to impeach him.

[@0Turbox]

That Trump speech, even Putin himself felt uncomfortable listen to it. "Shiiit, Donald, you are going to far, no one will believe us this".

[@chrisford1651]

you're right the guy who doesn't understand English is very uncomfortable

[@PlayshotKalo]

Putin underestimates the stupidity of the American right

[@giacomopeters9988]

I am just so happy that when I served the men around me put country first. The senators who continue to say nothing would have been worthless serving in the military. Total cowards and unable to think clearly. There is a time to jeopardize your job when asked to stoop so low.

[@jjebryan]

Americans wonder why other countries are so concerned with American politics. This is one of the reasons.

[@evanpatterson7098]

1 of the treasons.

[@megadeoxyz2324]

1. Baby Jail 2. Charlottesville 3. Putin Press Conference

[@Proskey]

Mega Deoxyz don't forget murica

[@johnlovett2948]

I live in Charlottesville and it is incredible how quickly people forgot and how little trump supporters cared.

[@henrysimmelink4748]

Mega Deoxyz A

[@JohnDoe-nz6bk]

Baby jail???

[@JohnDoe-nz6bk]

Lovett we didn't care, trump didn't do anything wrong!

[@hammondthink7947]

Every single second of Trump's presidency is the worst moment 🙄

[@prezpolk4ever]

What about today, was today the worst moment in American history‽

[@thaiparkse]

Hammond Think well my friend! He'll get ppl head spinning even more! just keep watching! Lol

[@Mbq-sh6bj]

" What about today, was today the worst moment in American history‽" Hard to say. We can't see everything Trump & the GOP are doing all the time.

[@joshburke6786]

So we're just going to ignore all of Hillary's crimes? Just checking

[@joshburke6786]

Admiral_Crunch I know right people don't think

[@akaimizu1]

This practically says even more about the Republicans in the legislative branch. He "clarified" one word but forgot to "clarify" the other things he said in the speech, which supported the un-"clarified" word, yet the rest were fooled into thinking that one word was the only thing wrong in that speech. Breathed a sigh of relief, and then said "Yep. That's good. Our jobs are saved." No, whether Trump is successful or not, you guys just dumped on yourselves and got exposed even further that country is way lower on your scale of importance than party.

[@robertgilleland3114]

It seems to me they're using the Jim Jordan tactic of looking the other way.

[@ivanataylor5014]

Stephen Colbert is in rare form. So much ENERGY! I love it 😍

[@Skateandcreate9]

Love you Colbert 😂 keeping me sane

[@alessandrasulis7680]

Britt Waller nobody cares

[@TheGCastillo1]

NitsuaNaed b

[@SplashAttackTCG]

I don’t care how long he has left. We need to impeach him to show future generations that we weren’t spineless and actually did something about this problem. Not just let time take care of it.

[@stardude2006]

Splash Attack TCG Agreed

[@Pamela-cn3pm]

Splash Attack TCG - I felt like that too, but trump has managed to impart his negative energy in me, and I want to see all those involved identified and removed of power and influence. Plus, then we'd get pence, ryan, hatch etc.

[@stormcrowe27]

If they wouldn’t impeach Obama, no way they’re gonna impeach Trump.

[@MalrexMontresor]

I agree. Maybe people could be in denial immediately after the election, but by now, it's pretty clear Trump is tainted by the Russians. And if his fawning over Russia and Putin isn't enough, then his corruption should be. I don't need to be a liberal to be disgusted by him shoveling my tax dollars into his pockets every time he goes golfing at his resorts, or by his staff buying furniture and first class tickets on the public dime. The doubling of the deficit to over $1 trillion, his stupid trade war on our allies... I could go on. He is bad for this country, and I'm totally willing to vote for the other side to make his impeachment happen. Country over Party.

[@tealmacfarlane]

Our best chance is to vote out the Republicans kissing Trump's butt in the mid-terms because as long as they run the government, we're stuck with the President that's trying to sell us like we're real estate.

[@Nick-qy3hu]

Vladamir's body language shows that he was just as surprised as everybody else lol (TBH, IDK if that's an LOL or a :-( )

[@nhagan001]

At this point, the "hold my beer" argument has gotten alcohol poisoning in regards to Trump outdoing himself.

[@Seantendo]

Nathaniel Hagan I'm gonna use that.

[@0Fyrebrand0]

"Hold my vodka, komrade."

[@wgjung1]

So far, I'm pretty sure he can do worse.

[@nhagan001]

I am starting to feel that a drug induced coma may be a better alternative... at least I could pretend to piece my life back together like Rick in TWD. Would make it fun at least.

[@andrewforeman-loe3935]

That's not a good thing.

[@KittenUndercover]

Sad but true

[@tazgecko]

I'm sure he will disappoint, not.

[@GrubbJunker]

Still a few years to go.

[@ChrisPierreBacon]

The punishment for treason is death.

[@JohnDoe-nz6bk]

Chris P. Bacon good thing he hasn't committed treason!

[@ChrisPierreBacon]

John Doe How's Moscow this time of year comrade? The entire intelligence community unanimously agrees that Russia tried to interfere in the 2016 election. Trump publicly said "Putin told me that he didn't interfere and I see no reason to believe otherwise". Now he's trying to get the US to release 12 ex ambassadors to Moscow to answer for imagined crimes where Putin will surely kill them. What Trump is doing is called treason.

[@JohnDoe-nz6bk]

Chris P. Bacon don't know, never been there. Oh, you mean those intelligence agencies who have been caught LYING on trump. The intelligence agencies who have colluded to keep trump out of office. The intelligence agencies who have protected killary from her illegal activities. The intelligence agencies who had a spy in trumps campaign. Those intelligence agencies?? I love how you libitards call everyone Russian who don't believe your bullshit lies! Oh, fucktard, you might wanna learn the definition of treason!

[@ivotedforhillary6999]

John Doe lmfao right. Thing is you'll never get a link from them either there completely ignorant of facts there was no collusion what so ever Trump is doing great and fixing Obama so called great economy.

[@pamelacass9642]

Leaves us President Pence. 🤤

[@Grandizer8989]

The scariest part is Trump got on the plane thinking that the Press Conference went well. And then he turned on the news and blew a gasket.

[@ETHYLYNN]

Can we please look into all the members of Congress to see who if any of them got a piece of that NRA money or any other back-in Russia funds that have come into the country since 2010. “Follow the money to find the mischief “ please 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@maggierezac5820]

Charity Mack I already have & our 'dear' senator John Thune oddly received $800,000 from the NRA in 2016! Peace.

[@ETHYLYNN]

first last wow 😮

[@felinecontrolled]

I found a nice chart from the Washington Post you might find useful. www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/national/nra-donations/?noredirect=on&.4f46855dc6fe

[@ETHYLYNN]

Lesh4537 thank you. I had no idea

[@Herman47]

1. Withdrawal from Paris Climate Accord. 2. Reaction to Hurricane in Puerto Rico. 3. Helsinki Press Conference. Honorable Mention: Withdrawal from Iran Agreement.

[@michaelleahy123]

Withdrawal from INF👍

[@serceew3326]

As a californian i envy new Yorkers, 'cause they can be in the Late Show audience.

[@zoothief3872]

Serceew I was literally just thinking the same thing

[@Rakkasan06]

yep went there last week and it was fun and I was lucky enough to shake his hand.

[@AlbertLara]

That’s funny. I grew up in NYC and always wanted to go to The Price Is Right. I actually traveled to California and had “standby” tickets to The Price is Right but seats ran out for standby ticket holders.

[@toadjiang7626]

Journalist: President Trump, what's your position regarding Putin? Trump: Doggy.

[@Drachepower]

Toad Jiang Elder Jiang would die....wait I mean double negative

[@Drachepower]

+1s

[@tonib.3016]

Doggy comes after the kneeling and taint licking foreplay session 😝😝😝😝

[@mcasey6830]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimberleyhosmer8115]

"Extremely strong and powerful" translation: He had me in a headlock the whole time.

[@pschroeter1]

I can remember the days when I thought Reagan might nuke Russia. Now I worry our president will give Russia the launch codes.

[@DembaiVT]

I'm sure Putin has them.

[@noskillzdad5504]

Well, I think Alaska will be Russian again, soon...

[@CButtonshaw]

well Putin just asked so nicely. he said Trump has bigly hands.

[@fordkenisaacs6425]

The 45th moron of the USA has given the nuclear codes to Putin remember the meeting in the Oval Office with the 2 Russian officials and the moron Potus when he revealed top secret info to the 2 Russians , only god and Putin knows what he revealed plus the 2 Russians

[@valfrancis5692]

Trump gotta go, I'm sorry. He's a compulsive liar.

[@jjt1881]

And a Big Traitor

[@danielgehring7437]

Val Francis If nothing else, he's _admitted_ he can't read now!

[@valfrancis5692]

Jj T. It's not funny anymore he's just looking out for himself....I'm really worried about the country beyond tRump

[@jarchdm]

TRE450N

[@MalrexMontresor]

Everyone in his White House is a compulsive liar. Remember when Kudlow claimed on Fox that the "deficit was going rapidly down"? When in fact, the deficit has doubled? The White House's own OMB put out that the deficit is set to pass $1 trillion in 2019, and only grow higher after 2020; but they know Trump Fans never read the CBO and OMB reports so Kudlow can lie with impunity. Val Francis is absolutely right to be worried about the country, Trump's ripple effects continue well past the time he is gone. I feel sorry for the next president, he's going to have to deal with the crushing debt, high deficits, multiple trade disputes/wars, and probable recession that Trump is going to hand to him.

[@jessicawhitmore5350]

We shouldn't start tallying a top three yet. He still has two more years, unless we luck out. If Trump has demonstrated anything it's that he can always go lower.

[@caesarelias6797]

I'm from 2 years in the future. It has gotten way way worse.

[@PlayshotKalo]

Trump set new standards for “low” every other week with daily sh*tcrumbs sprinkled in between. Just when we thought the bar couldn’t possibly be set any lower he came out and proved us all wrong.

[@groanchomsky]

Trump is done. Only months to go.

[@KittenUndercover]

GRANT GIBBINS from your mouth to congresses ears!

[@doyouseeafloatingsandwich4301]

I wish

[@fabrisseterbrugghe8567]

Let's see if we can convince him it's traditional to resign in August. He should be convinced easily that Nixon's resignation is a presidential holiday.

[@KittenUndercover]

Fabrisse ter Brugghe just tell him it’s a Russian tradition and he will

[@yasirilkacase43]

GRANT GIBBINS I hope he leaves the oval office before he makes no more embarrassing news conference or a mess we can handle

[@TheHua89]

Hurry up Mueller!!!!!

[@Jiff321]

Trump is an idiot but your living in a fantasy world if you think Russia effected the outcome of the election. The goal was to sew division by making each side think the other is evil by posting fake news. They succeeded.

[@poonig2]

he can't...he still has no clue as to where this is going and, any hard evidence...wake up dumb o crap

[@TonyTone1]

TheHua89. Hurry up Mueller conclude the investigation and lock up Trump for treason, collusion, obstruction of justice and unfit to be president

[@TonyTone1]

moemoney131 vee. You’re In denial with the facts that Muller indicted 12 Russians operatives on Friday and total of 25 Russians plus 5 Russian companies. Using stolen Americans data from Cambridge Analytica to influence Americans Facebook users during the election to vote for Trump. Come on, keep up with the current events and don’t be naive. If you’re going to be contrary to the facts I provided and Mark Zuckerberg hearing in D.C regarding Facebook users data breach.

[@Jiff321]

So Trump stole the election because a different country posted on facebook..... say it out loud and see if you believe it still.

[@dtschuor459]

Damn, great stuff. Even for you Stephen and writers...you folks deliver so consistently, it's hard to pick a top 100 of 'your' best moments.

[@fenwaypk1]

There are so many, tough to choose!! Started with his biggest lie.....his oath of office!!!!!

[@gloriac4224]

Vote straight Democrats in Nov! We have to stop this maniac and the GOP complicit ones!

[@stardude2006]

Gloria C 👍🏼

[@CDexie]

Taty Nova Where did this even come from

[@gloriac4224]

Taty Nova watching too much fox news!

[@Herehear49]

In the meantime the Russian cyber attack continues to make sure Trump gets four more years to serve Putin.

[@SM_19890]

🤣 man this never gets old!

[@tkgsg]

This is actually happening... I feel like I'm in a dream... and not in a good way

[@tonib.3016]

Agnidh Ghosh that would be called a nightmare...and I agree...its just awful

[@larapalma3744]

Cheer up I'll visit from the future also when he dies

[@dogdog4173]

Judge -“Did you commit this murder?” Accused- “Yes indeed” Also Accused- “I meant to say -NO- indeed”

[@mcasey6830]

Dog dog - ikr But the "clarification" needs to come like 24-48 hours later..😂😕💩

[@doraaaa0613]

"did you rob this bank?" "i did." later - "i meant to say i didn't."

[@Andy-zg8wq]

Hey so I’m guessing your Jesus, you make no mistakes

[@mcasey6830]

MeenMan 777 , Jesus would smack the shit outta your head

[@TonyTone1]

Dog dog, Trump must think that Americans ate stupid. Trying to do some damaged controls and hope most people believe his lies.

[@manjakwiej2986]

Thank you Steve for all you do

[@JMRC1970]

Love this show!!!! Can we just elect Stephen Colbert as our next President?

[@naomidenman4808]

Jeanice R. Me too

[@JMRC1970]

I laugh so hard I spit orange juice on my computer. Stephen has me in tears with his opening monologues.

[@jeiku5314]

Jeanice R. NOO. THEY KILLED SUNNY.

[@JMRC1970]

Hahahaha

[@AyeshaKhan-kq7tz]

Jeanice R. Yes please Preferably Jon Stewart as President and Colbert as vice president😍😍

[@Trund27]

BRUTAL, Stephen!

[@johnny_tommy]

6:14 does he play the Rugrats theme after Stephen mentions Dillion Pickles?? 😂

[@TheKathryn79]

Love this show!

[@bakedutah8411]

Don’t you mean, “Loven’t this show.”

[@t_1234-b6q]

His offensively bad Scottish accent sounded like an offensively bad Irish accent. I loved it.

[@davidhaggerty9850]

Best episode of "Real News Tonight", yet!

[@cristinasousa1588]

My godness Americans!... Who have you elected? Why have you voted for him??? Here in Europe we just don't get it... It was clear since the campaign that he was liar, totally unfit for the job. The sad thing is that everybody loses. My only hope is that Robert Mueller finishes his invertigation soon so that Trump can be impeached...

[@tabbyreed8925]

A lot of it is racism. As long as he keeps abusing Mexicans and promising the wall he can do whatever else he wants. They won't care.

[@chancegoode173]

cristina sousa we don’t get it here in America either

[@lilleabsandze285]

I don't wanna believe that Americans chose him. I mean, strong USA is the only hope for my country, which is occupied by Russia and it is devastating and confusing to realize that even USA is not protected from Russian influence.

[@K_i_t_t_y84]

cristina sousa -- For the record, we didn't vote for him. He overwhelmingly lost the popular vote, but the electoral college forced him on us. We didn't want him and didn't vote for him. He's widely hated. American voters aren't responsible, the electoral college is. Follow the money. That's the God the Right worship now.

[@jamiecanuk2832]

Feel sorry for us in Canada and Mexico...We are bombarded by this crap and suffering because of USA greediness!

[@YngvarTheStag]

It absolutely kills me that people still have "trump pence" stickers after all of this shit he's lied about and done. How embarrassing. Have fun when he's impeached. #impeachthepeach

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Luke white is just upset that he make sexy time with putin lololol

[@mattpasta2987]

Ian Andreasson I’ve learned a large number of his supporters are just people who can’t admit they’re wrong/made a mistake. I know plenty of people who voted for him who regret it and would take it back, but I also know some who, as I said above are just people who can’t admit their mistakes, and are willing to ride that ship to the bottom of the ocean rather than show a little humility.

[@dumbledoor9293]

Lol, get used to Trump 2020 victory, cause it is gonna happen unless, a civil riot brings down the corrupt swamp and adds political accountability 🤣 ⛔️😨🐝😃!

[@corcon6976]

Matt, I'm pretty sure that most of Trump's supporters do not see his mistakes one bit. Consider his behavior BEFORE the election, and his people didn't care. Many stated they would still vote for him even if he committed murder and rape. Consider Roy Moore and the extremely serious allegations he had. He lost, but he took millions of votes anyway. Consider Michael Grimm. He attacked and threatened a reporter on live television, saying that he would break him in half and throw him over the balcony. He later won reelection despite that and already facing 20 federal criminal charges. There is some weird mental disease spreading among many Republicans.

[@clintbrightwell97]

Almost like people can have their own opinions. Crazy world.

[@maryhernandez9063]

You make everything crystal clear…bravo to you!

[@johngallegos6053]

Thank you Stephen for making me laugh..cuz I wanted to cry!

[@XX-gy7ue]

GOD BLESS AND PROTECT STEPHEN COLBERT ALWAYS

[@deeherrera2535]

I saw you in Northampton, it was absolutely phenomenal! This new song is, again, a masterpiece. Thank you so much for what you do, Randy. We all love you!

[@ginnakv4929]

Top 3 Trump flops: 1. Trump becoming president. 2. Detaining and separating children at the border. 3. Smooching to Putin.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

trump not resigning.

[@beautifulwoman6744]

Total Failure 1.shithole nation's 2. Claiming his crowd was bigger than Obama. 3. Being a wet noodle to both kim and Putin. 😊

[@geoffbaumgartner5335]

Good Nazis.

[@laurence5026]

Charlottesville is worse than his presidency imo

[@LaGuerre19]

Don't forget the Nazis! Remember when the dolt actually said that there are some good Nazis? Charlottesville? Remember that? That. Was. Atrocious.

[@sngordon3385]

At what point does somebody from the medical profession need to step in and stop this? The man is clearly a sociopath with advanced dementia who can't keep himself from lying every time he speaks. If you were this mentally unfit while performing your job, what would happen? If this were a boxing match, the ring doctor would have stepped in and stopped it 4 rounds ago!

[@Jiff321]

You know Obama was told of the Russian hacking months before the election and told his intelligence agencies to stand down and do nothing right?

[@juyifan7933]

lol, nice diversion bot.

[@Jiff321]

a simple google search will verify my comment. just because i follow the news doesnt mean im a robot lol. i think you meant to call me a troll, not a robot, but whatever.

[@petespanchos]

moemoney131 vee bUT ObAmA sAiD. Can it you whataboutist troll.

[@Jiff321]

So if Trump says something about the russians it matters , but if obama knew about the russians hacking us and allowed the russians to do it without acting it doesnt matter? What kind of logic are you using?

[@saftsuse866]

0:26 _"And I'm beginning to think it's time to reach for the bone saw"_ Unfortunately, Stephen, someone took that a little bit too literally recently.

[@snowflake3361]

Those Republicans who pay attention only to trump’s weird correction, rather than his entire speech care more about their political futures than they care about our country. They are making themselves into trump’s posse and will find themselves riding into hell following his lead. Colbert’s monologue hits every point perfectly while giving us a good laugh, which in these dark days is sorely needed. Thank you! 👍

[@cscottzimnamaste]

Stephen Colbert, thank you for making me laugh every evening. Your show almost makes this shit storm palatable. Almost.

[@madonnadove]

I love your bits on Trump, you do him so well. Makes me laugh so hard! Thanks!

[@WhitneyAllisonGG]

I guess the top 1 is one where Trump took that the oath of office.

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"Now, let's turn to our weatherman, Sonny Showers. Sonny?" "IT'S GON' RAIN!" "Thank you, Sonny."

[@dassnek4728]

lazyperfectionist1 stole that from FG.

[@ElEricoDaGreat]

Guy The GalaXII pretty sure he was just referencing it as a joke...

[@lazyperfectionist1]

Guy The GalaXII I did. I was wondering how long before someone recognized it.

[@kevinlacoursiere684]

Sunny Showers

[@lapislazuli06]

Lol! I like Ollie 😂

[@laughinggirl1871]

"Gangrene on the body politic", funny but true...smh.

[@phoney_mcring_ring]

That Jeffrey Dahmer joke was killer.

[@PakRT48]

4:01 What the stable genius meant to say was "I have great confidence in my intelligence, people." #comma

[@kjamison5951]

Pak RT Clever.

[@Jiff321]

But the leader of the FBI and Peter strozek are both being investigated right now for politicizing the investigation so how could he have confidence.

[@hemadear2509]

I love your show Mr Colbert.

[@Methrael]

"I have the best words." - sound familiar?

[@chrismason947]

I wouldn't never wouldn't not believe Trump ever, wouldn't you? Or would you?

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Why you get funny word confused? Why you no like sexy time with Trump and Putin? - Russian troll bot

[@alessandrasulis7680]

Chris Mason aaaah

[@ilikewindows3455]

Chris mason Just a heads up, good translate isn't really that good when it comes to grammar, nice try though, you filthy commie bot.

[@LolUGotBusted]

Colbert: Helsinki will be a 'top three' worst moment in his Presidency. Trump: Hold my beer.

[@abegohr2576]

He always does the same gun firing movement and sound. I love it.

[@LividImp]

Top three? Puhlease, give the man some time. This will only be in his top 10 in a year.

[@StoutShako]

Livid Imp Top 100 by 2020. "Remember when Trump said he believed Putin over American Intel? Yeah, that was nothing compared to the 'Senator Warren vs Bernie Sanders Battle Dome Death Match' stunt he pulled..."

[@LividImp]

I'd watch that.

[@Dead_L4st]

Sometimes I can't help but feel like all thesr jokes are somehow lessening the severity of what just happened. The president of the united state's sold us out to a foriegn power. The president of the united states expressed that he believed the leader of a hostile nation over the finest men and women of the intelligence community. The president of the united states was briefed only days after being inaugurated of Russia's interference of the 2016 elections. He has more infornation than the American people on this matter, and all the people who know as much as he does, believe without question that Russia interfered in the elections. This is treason. At BEST, Donald Trump made plans to allow Russia to infiltrate our intelligence community because his pride wouldnt allow him to admit that he won a rigged election. That's our best case scenario. But Occam's razor, based off everything we know, is pointing at the fact that Trump is being blackmailed by the Russian leader. The unthinkable has happened, the President of the United States is compromised....

[@JustAnotherDayToday]

“My buddy Jeff made a fantastic meatloaf...and I’m having seconds.” 😆

[@AHDBification]

I tried to wipe that eyelash of my phone a few times...

[@tammywallace423]

me too. not sure how I keep falling for that :)

[@dmsdana4501]

That eyelash makes my day every time I see it. 😂😂😂

[@allabouttheafc6031]

10:18 Pretty much sums up FOX News.

[@dassnek4728]

AllAboutTheAFC Probably. But its still more bearable than the Echo chamber of CNN.

[@ericmitchell8303]

Every time I see commits like Guy The GalaXii I check to see how active they are on youtube. Then I see that its a account without any info on it. The bots are very active on youtube lately.

[@allabouttheafc6031]

Commits? Nice spelling jackass. xD

[@ericmitchell8303]

Well you understood the syntax of the sentence even when I misspelled comments.

[@donrobertson4940]

AllAboutTheAFC don't be a dock head

[@mintybadger6905]

Watching these videos gives me the feeling you get watching Titanic knowing the ship was going to hit an iceberg. We had no idea how bad things were going to get.

[@sebastianelytron8450]

Tough choices but if I had to pick three: 3. Roy Moore 2. Charlottesville 1. Covfefe

[@davidfrancis67]

This easily tops covfefe imo. At least covfefe was an innocent mistake rather than a public ass kissing of a longstanding rival.

[@NoJusticeNoPeace]

And not baby jail concentration camps?

[@weeznaz8195]

Covfefe wasn’t so much a major embarrassment, it was simply a hilarious typo

[@catherinestickels2591]

The joke ------------ People's heads

[@YorktownUSA]

Sebastian Elytron 2 of those are not Trump's fault. Roy Moore did himself in. Charlottesville was a Democrat setup. Research it.

[@drazenkekovic3012]

#TRE45ON

[@sarielever986]

Yeah, I'll keep it real with you chief...imma steal this one so hard.

[@johnkaul1393]

Impeach Trump now!!!!!

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

john kaul Patience. Mueller Time IS coming.🇺🇸💀🇺🇸💀.

[@johnkaul1393]

What do you mean by this explain.

[@ivotedforhillary6999]

George B. Wolffsohn there is no evidence has been years. quit being butt hurt if he runs again he will surely win again. Trump has done nothing bad

[@thephilosopher4719]

Trump is like the little kid who was caught doing something wrong.. and keeps lying that it wasn't him.. and insisting and insisting...........

[@Jiff321]

He definitely messed up with this meeting. But theres no way you can actually believe russia impacted who americans voted for do you?

[@mattpasta2987]

Ann B ignore him..Russian bot

[@mattpasta2987]

moemoney131 vee yes we do believe you impacted it..some people are dumb enough to believe everything they see on FB and other social media. Google “pizzagate”.

[@Jiff321]

yeah that was one guy. You think hillary lost the election because people thought she was human trafficking through a pizza restaurant? lol

[@mattpasta2987]

moemoney131 vee no she didn’t lose “just because of that” but it’s an obvious example of how stupid and gullible people can be

[@curtismmichaels]

That was a nice Casey Kasem impression!

[@maryanneslater9675]

You mean the Braveheart impression? I thought it was the Lucky Charms leprechaun myself. It cracked me up so much I nearly missed the next part of the monologue.

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

With a Rugrats reference thrown in.

[@xl000]

The way Trump talk during that summit is also weird at 1:30 It's like he's afraid of Putin Compare with how he talks at his rallies or at the WH...

[@danielgehring7437]

Warning: Russian bots out force in this comment section running interference. Please be aware and, as always, do not feed the trolls.

[@Jiff321]

I think that when obama was told about the russian hacking the summer before the election he shouldnt have told his intelligence agencies to stand down and do nothing. He should have acted, but he didnt. Also I am a russian bot because we disagree, i always thought i lived in minnesota but when i posted this comment i was immediately teleported to moscow. its cold here, i didnt have time to pack a coat.

[@juyifan7933]

found one of the bots

[@sanninjiraiya]

They're going to be out in force more as it's an election year. Additionally, the altright is trying to swamp comment sections as well.

[@Jiff321]

a simple google search will verify my comment. lol im a bot because i follow the news?

[@Jiff321]

You need to relax lol. Daniel Gehring doesnt actually think Russian robots are commenting on a random colbert youtube clip.... and its certainly not a violation of youtube to say people you disagree with are robots, its dumb but its not a violation lol.

[@flaviantropy]

"would/wouldnt" is the new "yanni/laurel"

[@FizzleFX]

9:50 MY CONNECTION IS OFF; IM IN A TUNNEL! sir you stand in front of me I CALL YOU BACK!!

[@JJ-kl7eq]

Fun with quote corrections: It’s not political suicide because time wouldn’t not heal all wounds. Correction: It’s not political suicide because time heals all wounds. Corrected correction: It is political suicide because history doesn’t forget and time wounds all heels.

[@Wheja_sciart]

Corrected corrected correction: It wouldn't not political suicide be because wheels hound tall limes.

[@jacknelson3788]

I want to start a argument, anyone down? I’ll just argue the other side

[@runningwithSaul]

What did I just read?...

[@tvremote9394]

Ultimate super duper infinity times corrected no overturn no backsies correction: wait what were we talking about?

[@aykarimba]

History does forget. The US thinks Nixon's biggest crime is Watergate. You completely forgot about the 1971 Bangladesh massacre or Cambodia. History does forget. It forgets.

[@christiancapaccio5773]

This is a shout out to Jon Baptist, you are awesome always on time with the sounds on Steve gestures!!!! awesome bro keep up you are great

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Some folks think he's annoying but it's usually a racist, Russian troll bot type person, or some one who's just sort of a idiot... They think he interrupts Colbert too much but that's bullshit. #1 in late night!

[@aidahmsbatya8421]

Love him!

[@StoutShako]

He's a lovely soul. Happy to see some Jon Positivity in the comments for once instead of "SHUT UP U SOUND LIKE A CACKLING HYENA"

[@alterego1362]

*Jon Batiste 🙂

[@acrobot4512]

I get what you’re saying, God bless him and all, but he does lack the grace needed to complement Colbert.

[@gloriacheon6783]

STEPHEN COLBERT... YOU ARE AWESOME !!!

[@Dragonpuncher123]

I couldn't possibly limit myself to just 3 terrible Trump moments.

[@run-cnc]

i would vote for trump again... oh wait, i meant wouldn't!

[@nellyking5005]

I love your show Stephen Colbert, you tell the facts just the way they are!

[@yushatak]

7:22 - "Wait, they may take our lives? Let's be English!" - Mr. Krabs, 2018 (edit was just adding time link)

[@shellyinthestudy]

Love this show

[@iris-2021]

Helsinki, 1st impeachment, 2nd impeachment

[@inkblotCrisis]

Where's Watchmojo with their constant top 10s when you need them?!

[@DougGrinbergs]

I believe John Lennon said, "time wounds all heels" (;-)

[@brightieful]

On another note... Dear Mr. Colbert, I know that you value your band as an essential part of your show, hands down. I wish, though that you would engage Mr. Batiste more often! It's obvious that he shares your sense of humour, and I'd love to see more banter between the two of you. I love his and your shared laughter! Have a great night!

[@silverpurkat]

We will get Moose and Squirrel ~ Natasha

[@Tokinbifter]

Only Top Three??

[@johnb897]

Love your show!!!!

[@jeiku5314]

I can just see the approval rating plummeting. Don’t worry, he’ll be fine, falling from 5 feet off the grounds won’t hurt much.

[@andrewforeman-loe3935]

Electric Fan at his age, I wish he would fall from five feet and break a hip.

[@Link10103]

Once you reach the Pinnacle of health Trump has, even 5000 feet wouldn't matter. He should demonstrate for us, for the children...