There Are No Hot Singles In Your Area [Old ITF]

[@Troselingasher]

Girls find ad block to be unattractive. Once I had one installed, no more hot singles in my area wanted to find me

[@beu9245]

That explains why i'm forever alone

[@Pllayer064]

Underrated comment

[@yettiman8941]

Can’t match on tinder oof! Without buying gold ffs

[@JaydevRaol]

😂😂😂

[@diydunder3377]

same

[@Fergit_]

Hot Singles are in your area Hot Singles are outside your house Hot Singles have broken in Hot Singles can smell your fear

[@roo2592]

anxietydown 🤣

[@iain2080]

anxietydown add some verses and you got a good song there

[@rylanddungan8797]

Oh shit she’s got a gun!!!

[@maycontainnuts3127]

Shityo, make this a real meme

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

anxietydown Amazing comment

[@rafeverao4105]

It terrifies me that both of the addresses are in Rochester, UK. They are less than 20 minutes of walking from where I live. _They are all in my area._ _The hot singles._ _They're here._

[@threadworm437]

Furry

[@rafeverao4105]

@@threadworm437 Astute observation!

[@PlaneBoy2520]

SpitfirePancakes outstanding move!

[@PlaneBoy2520]

Jack Taylor you better run m8, Rochester has fallen, leave while you still can.

[@Ipsolus]

Everything changed when the hot singles attacked...

[@isy1874]

maybe the real hot singles were the friends we made along the way

[@kyle857]

This actually made me laugh out loud

[@beckbentz2069]

Demisexual

[@funninoriginal6054]

I feel like this is something an generic gary sue protag would say

[@Lethargy514]

@@funninoriginal6054 It'd fit right next to "I will never give up" and "Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality".

[@kats1646]

@@Lethargy514 That second one brought back some memories XD Dawn of the New World is so bad, but I enjoyed it

[@aidandixon6028]

I think I got a virus from merely watching this video.

[@rachard]

Settle down, ok?

[@Josh-op8wj]

ok boomer

[@Josh-op8wj]

ok b oomer

[@Josh-op8wj]

ok

[@Josh-op8wj]

help its nt sending .,.//

[@tacticalninja7096]

“Enter your credit card information so we can give you stuff for free” X to doubt

[@erojerisiz1571]

>credit card >free My sides

[@awesomearsam1890]

@@erojerisiz1571 >Hotel >Trivago

[@grimtygranule5125]

"Enter you credit card information to verify that you are 18 or over!" Yeah, because _everybody_ knows that people under 18 can't have credit cards.

[@eric4681702]

X

[@bloodhound1182]

@@grimtygranule5125 i deadass used my credit card for Onlyfans lmfaoo cops arrrest me plz

[@des9544]

KZbin was just pissed that they couldnt find hot singles in their area.

[@erikho6936]

Wait KZbin's is single?!? Well I mean they keep on demonetising videos

[@zEropoint68]

not surprising. nobody can find them under all those clothes

[@CigaretteCrayon]

3.1k likes and not a single cochise* related comment. *that's the word my autocorrect has chosen.

[@silasstryder]

"huh why'd he pick African American?" "pools closed" "oh"

[@DJcyberslash]

What? I don't get it.

[@AshyMuted]

@@DJcyberslash Pool's closed

[@seg162]

@A Simple Mohave Desert Tortoise And stingrays.

[@dhel0r_622]

@@seg162 stingraids

[@jeremypedersen6894]

@@seg162 S T I N G R A I D S

[@twirlingwitch5446]

New hypothesis: Are there people in your area?

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

Newest hypothesis: Are there people?

[@Acorn212]

Newester hypothesis: what are people?

[@cybercoltz9054]

A fairly logical hypothesis: Are there signs of life within the perimeter on this orbital astral body in this solar system part of this universal quadrant?

[@mr.jamrob4505]

Earth is an area right?

[@deyanawoolley8993]

Why do people exist

[@PhoenixWakeStudios]

Here's another hypothesis off the top of my head. Do doctors really hate that single mother who figured out that one simple trick?

[@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014]

I don't get why it's the single mother or single father. And why in the medical field? Like, if it was "this ex real estate agent reveals incredible mortgage trick" people would probably click it instead of laughing it off as a retarded ad for the even more retarded.

[@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014]

@Alyssa McCain the thing is, more people likely care about their mortgage than this one trick to treat tuberculosis that doctors don't want you to know.

[@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014]

@Alyssa McCain Eh, I guess so. Though I still don't get why they have to be single parents and not just normal parents.

[@dirrdevil]

Yeah. Why would doctors be upset that people aren't sick and injured? So fucking stupid. It's not like physicians ever give advice to prevent illness and injury, diet, and exercise.

[@yes1sir1no1sir]

@@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014 Two birds, one stone. Doctors hate her And shes a single hot female in your area

[@wintercaptain]

I hope there is a continuous loop of this being taken down for nudity it being reuploaded with more and more Photoshopped layers of clothing until the screen is nothing but clothes

[@hendrixrider3592]

Butch Cassidy good plan

[@Floris_VI]

@@hendrixrider3592 epic

[@chronic_artist2501]

Yes! I’m the 1000th person who liked this comment!

[@kitcat3579]

Yes I'm the 2XXXth person to like this comment ! ;3

[@anegginthesetryingtimes7636]

Ohhh, so KZbin DOES have a sense of humor after all!

[@bradwilcox08]

“Your card won’t be charged, but you should definitely provide it to us.” Seems legit

[@abox5184]

well how else can you find single ladies in your area?

[@souler__]

As legit as every web shop that offers "free" stuff.

[@areyouwelldoyouhavebrainda2023]

Actually, that is a common way of age verification. They charge, like, 1 cent and immediately refund it. I think KZbin does the same thing now, not sure though.

[@matson01]

That nice girl has a nice suit

[@rns2850]

It suits her very nicely

[@tommywiseau_]

it's custom made

[@scp--xm7eo]

juice dust Do you know where I can buy the suit?

[@devon-vw6yu]

I like the smell of pizza sauce

[@doctormoney106]

...

[@InterstellarVulpine]

What if YOU were the hot single in your area all along? 🤔

[@ropstensvaktare170]

thonk

[@Blame_Wayne]

OoF

[@NightSide1349]

「Big Ol' Bear」 looking for some daily hook ups

[@gloverwilliams]

“John, you were the hot singles all along.” And then John was a woman.

[@doctormoney106]

「Big Ol' Bear」OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@shinobix4925]

These mad lads just gave that computer like 15 viruses for entertainment

[@ventu7907]

IlyxaChannel what is virtualbox?

[@shtuffs]

@@ventu7907 it's a mini computer that you can mess with without actually doing harm to your actual main OS

[@dereenaldoambun9158]

@@shtuffs That actually sound fun lol.

[@adityabhardwaj875]

they're using MacOS probably inside a VM so they're about as safe as you can be

[@WingMaster562]

Gone are the days of getting viruses from just browsing. With the way web browsers and web is structured now, it's hard to run malicious software. Well, even non malicious stuff is hard to do because of needing all the certificates and work arounds. . I hate web dev.

[@JimmyTurner]

I have a friend in Australia trying to use a VPN. Hes asking how does he know if its on or not. I told him to go to a porn site to see where the ads said the single ladies were

[@tzatziki9328]

@@declanlong4676 you don't get any virus with NORD VPN duh.

[@TwoLeftSh0es]

@@tzatziki9328 I smeared Nord VPN all over my dick and I've been having unprotected anal sex with gay men ever since (I'm not gay, just wanted to see how good the VPN was and I said no homo every time, so..) so far the VPN seems to be holding up pretty good.

[@ohhxcake5434]

TwoLeftShoes hol up

[@WingMaster562]

I just go to any pirate torrenting proxy sites, they usually have that kind of ads. Also they would show your current "IP", just to scare you into buying ExpressVPN if you don't have that specific VPN.

[@ceruchi2084]

@@TwoLeftSh0es Give this man an Oscar!

[@alicewong9935]

It would be funny if by nudity, they meant the shirtless guy, so now you’d have to go back and edit clothes on the dudes.

[@c.skyrie3434]

In todays world, you're not wrong (I just want to throw out there in Canada Women are allowed to be 100% topless, and KZbin is trying to censor Canadian Law)

[@billygoat5213]

@@c.skyrie3434 lucky :(

[@ianlilley2577]

@@c.skyrie3434 while legal it is still a massive taboo.

[@banann_ducc]

@@ianlilley2577 rlly shouldnt be. Unfortunately Its really hard for society to change with regards to that type of thing.

[@ianlilley2577]

@@banann_ducc i lean the opposite and would prefer both sexes covered up there chests

[@Rachen1992]

Not gonna lie. The clothes edits makes this so much better

[@peytongonavy]

Was waiting for someone to say it

[@Expertspecter]

They look so professional now.

[@SnoppleWopple]

Facts

[@Ilovehlep]

It did it more erotic goddamn

[@moomyung9231]

My bf started watching this partway through and thought the one site just had really crappy art.

[@spicyskeleton797]

Hot singles wearing two layers of clothing in your area.

[@user-fy1nq3nf1q]

Spicy Skeleton plus a sweater

[@SethTheXenocide]

That's why they're hot. They have so many layers on. They need someone to cool them off!

[@chipputer]

Puritan Mingle

[@deanchur]

Doug Demuro?

[@jerry12314]

So hot...literally!

[@FluFFY13G]

Clicked to see why the video was removed, stayed to see the great edited version

[@AmokCanuck]

Kevin Malone saaaaaaame

[@gregmcgregginton574]

ditto

[@doggoboii]

Kevin Malone retweet

[@Im_helpless]

the editing is unbeatable, just next level

[@mynameisnotbruce6686]

i’m serious about this stuff. i’m up all night, crushing garlic

[@sbp4215]

19:59 **Looks pensively out window, chin resting on hand.** _"Where are you, singles?"_ **whispers, hand touching the glass** _"Where are you?"_

[@randomcatmeow1394]

Where do you come from where do you go Where do you come from hot single Joe?

[@stardy316]

Joe?

[@liziren1983]

Elon Musk 2.0 Joe mama

[@HerohammerStudios]

In your area

[@ZzbulletheadzZ]

😔

[@cegg2980]

i'll rewatch for the fully clothed women

[@user-fy1nq3nf1q]

cegg hot

[@thepie193]

Same

[@liiiliiiliiiliiil]

dem tux

[@doggoboii]

yummy clothes mmm 😋

[@jerry12314]

CFNM

[@deep-spaghetti]

god i'm worried i'll get a virus watching this video

[@legoindianajones8363]

Coronavirus in Italy:it's corona time

[@ethanthepineapple3269]

You were too early

[@applechoco483]

Once I was bingewatching videos on Windows destructions and the like, and I went to open a recommended video in a new tab, and AVG gave me a popup about the page having a JavaScript virus. ...I'm not even sure how that's a thing, like... what?

[@laggianput]

Literally

[@lugoorstar]

I gave the 1000 like

[@terminator3000]

I've heard, astronauts on the iss actually have internet. Now I wonder: do they get these advertisings as well?

[@kreatona4219]

Hot singles on Mars

[@Ryno2094]

@mate with a plate What an odd thing to wonder..

[@Captianmex1C0]

@@Ryno2094 tracking down these so called *Hot Singles* is how well eventually find Aliens near the iss

[@Dushmann_]

they get the hottest single: the Sun

[@Kalkbrenner]

>So I added a bunch of clothes to women who were already wearing clothes This world has reached Peak Absurdity. Let's shut her down.

[@Kay_213_]

Where’s the off switch?

[@Anomaly-uz9pr]

RedJive213 it’s a thermonuclear bomb

[@dome2919]

No sthtupid, it's antivax children developing the beginning of the zombie virus and chasing survivors off the edge of the earth. Silver Lining: last survivor gets victory royale

[@chinsaw2727]

RedJive213 On the president’s desk

[@Sonichero151]

@@chinsaw2727 quick someone set up a fake Putin Twitter account and goat Trump into firing nukes

[@masonseymour2455]

I hope you have a nice Christmas and I hope Internet Herstorian doesn’t leave you for somebody who actually has a real job.

[@harryelliott8905]

Hope she doesn't leave you for a hot single in her area

[@Glace1221]

She wouldn't be much of a SHEro is she did!

[@HerohammerStudios]

pls

[@jaredelliott5778]

@@harryelliott8905 Yo

[@alesta2212]

internet historian: incognito mode actually goes incognito for the first time.

[@oliviamontemayer7089]

He never needs it with NordVPN.

[@ColonialFungus]

>MFW there are tons of soft core porn videos on KZbin but a fucking niche meme video gets taken down because there is totally not another metric KZbin is using to flag these videos.

[@rep1600]

yeah the pacman vid right? and they remove this video rather than that one, probably because its animation or something

[@TheLuigiBrother77]

how do you know there is tons of softcore porn on youtube

[@porter5224]

Elsagate

[@joaoarthur6487]

+Porter Rodney lol

[@brycegames8837]

Solitaire naked yoga ;)

[@EliminatorPerformance]

Upload video with no description, no tags and no thumbnail, then wait until it's fully processed. Once you see it's green (assuming it is) then go ahead an add the description, tags and thumbnail 1 by 1. Only reason I know this, is because KZbin has flagged 3 of my last uploads, and I make lawn mower repair videos lol KZbin is *Broken*

[@erikho6936]

Time to scam the systems

[@ectothermic]

That's amazing.

[@henryfarrari2023]

youtube may be broken, but lawnmowers arent when youre around

[@plot6520]

Metal as fuck video topic!

[@Music_games_history]

You know what else is pretty metal? FUCKIN SLAYER

[@Cissonius]

7:54 some of those frames weren't edited im very disappointed now my son is thinking about women instead of going to bible school you ruined my kid im suing actually better yet let me speak to you manager.

[@Cissonius]

@@cheeseman8370 asked Karan you know the girl will the big hair, she said her husband was a cop and you can't do that. and since you are so racist im going to call your boss as well and brag on Facebook about it.

[@plokijum]

This video made me eat a bat soup

[@saki453]

Now i understand why they are hot! THEIR WEARING TWO LAYERS OF CLOTHING!!

[@thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731]

T: you ever hear of of a reverse stripper

[@peepas2633]

back to reddit

[@7000_Skeletons]

Awww I had a bunch of upvotes on a comment I made on the original video...

[@imasiontist653]

Sandro The Great rip

[@matheustran8009]

What was your previous comment?

[@RandumStuffRandumnes]

It's not like Reddit, updoots bear no weight here.

[@AnkaaAvarshina]

RanDumSocksGames still cool though

[@griffinmyers6618]

Boohoo

[@armchairrocketscientist4934]

The real hot singles are on my cheese sandwich.

[@7cassandraecw378]

I was going to give a "damn straight" to someone else, but this deserves it more.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

_boo_ _get off the stage_

[@omeloithemarshmallow7663]

Now you’re a hot single

[@armchairrocketscientist4934]

@@omeloithemarshmallow7663 I try 😏

[@PeterWalkerHP16c]

@@omeloithemarshmallow7663 No must be toaster first ...

[@wotwott2319]

"voluptuous woman looking for a cub" oh.. oh no...

[@zelg.5551]

*You get used to it.*

[@cowlec8761]

Bears!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

You have been banned from region chat

[@timo4258]

I'm not sure I want to know what that means.

[@Guru_1092]

@@timo4258 I do!

[@waffleless]

I am looking forward to seeing this rereuploaded with even more clothes.

[@nepnepnepnepnep]

waffleless it will reach the point where everyones wearing a hijab

[@salsaandbrwx1449]

on a hijab

[@RaptorNX01]

Hypothesis: Are there hot clothes in your area?

[@Mahiro497]

all the hot singles disappeared when i turned ublock on :(

[@mandarth9951]

They are allergic to them

[@shortcake6984]

NSFW FAMILY FRIENDLY PG CLEAN

[@PlonkapplePrequel]

🎵One of these things is not like the other!🎵

[@caittastic]

RobDoesRips no spaghetti for waluigi

[@shayusu8317]

0utta S1TE Christian not safe for work? Don't you mean sfw?

[@d0rdy]

DerpsMcPineapple 🎵One of these just dosent belong🎵

[@thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731]

0utta S1TE heck

[@alexmann152]

Reported for not enough nudity.

[@darkworlddenizen]

( o Y 0) Hope this helps

[@alexmann152]

Well it wasn't my proudest fap. But it was a fap none the less

[@darkworlddenizen]

Alex Mann Sometimes for the sake of survival, we must do things that some would consider... unnatural.

[@guercare]

You are my hero

[@jozinek876]

Love how all the "hot singles" were middle aged/elderly women.

[@fredbrown2643]

Hey, you’re forgetting our lord and savior

[@njnjhjh8918]

Hot flashes are a bitch

[@jurisfootrag]

The first, 3rd and 6th could have gotten it from me. just sayin'

[@dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898]

@@jurisfootrag yikes

[@wood9738]

You want the fbi

[@SuperJackhack2]

Behind this "free" wall (that totally isn't a paywall), where we need your card info (to totally verify your age and not to begin automatically billing you), there's hot singles looking to hookup with you! (User experiences may be vastly different, no refunds)

[@carloscolon466]

“Can you hear this? Can you hear what she’s saying?” “No, what’s she saying?” *intentionally turns down volume*

[@akillermelon]

Back in 2013 I was browsing the internet when I saw a ad for hot local singles in my area. Obviously I clicked on it. I go through the registration process. Than a girl in a green bikini popped up on the screen saying "Your almost there, I just need your credit card information to charge you three fiddy a month". It was at that time I realized the girl in the green bikini was a 60 foot crustacean from the Paleolithic area. So I said "God dang it your no dang hot local single! You're the Lochness Monster! You ain't getting no Tree fiddy from me you god damn Loch Ness Monster!" It suddenly disappeared off my screen. I have never seen a ad for hot local singles again.

[@birdsamora9925]

Roasted her into disappearing from any of your servers.

[@favoritemustard3542]

ㅜRUㅌ SㅜㅇR丫！{?}

[@akillermelon]

@@favoritemustard3542 yes

[@henryreimer8310]

If you were on reddit you would have just gotten an award, best I can do now is a like

[@leef8433]

I would fuck the Loch Ness monster

[@ikanderson]

_”So we’re here on 4chan”_ This is gonna get weird really quick

[@1112-m6p]

Ah yes, the one true gender: couple

[@sbp4215]

2-Spirit

[@funky2670]

hivemind

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Category: couple, power (disambiguation) My father beat me with jumper cables

[@attilapataki46]

enter your credit card and your money will be in hot single digits too

[@saltyddog9203]

Hot singles in your area Hot singles at your door Hot singles with shotguns Hot singles break-in Hot singles are ex-girlfriends Hot singles want revenge Hot singles start shooting Hot singles Massacre

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Hot shingles.

[@joestalin7588]

Hot pringles

[@warbossgegguz679]

This sounds like a series of exploitation films.

[@iam16bits]

There are fully clothed singles in your area.

[@fukmachups1876]

Praise allah.

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

Fake news

[@COOLBEANSOFFICIAL]

Honestly that girl in the video was probably trafficked

[@Antonio-vp3es]

that's dark af

[@omeloithemarshmallow7663]

Jeez don’t make me think about that

[@Vyansya]

Bruh

[@wateriswet9301]

I hope it was a fiverr type deal

[@mcdldlgf6652]

Jesus

[@Mirandorl]

I uploaded a picture of my hand holding a failed part from a piece of equipment I owned in order to show the manufacturer. The fact the pic was 70% fleshtones (my hand) meant imgur flagged it as dirty porno. It literally comes down to a check of RGB values in the image.

[@nathanjora7627]

I don’t know if that system is surprisingly ingenious or completely stupid XD

[@isabellaangeline2175]

@@nathanjora7627 Completely stupid.

[@kecukraftwork1988]

Not just flagged as regular porno, but dirty porno at that. What sort of hands do you have?!

[@markm0000]

@@kecukraftwork1988 Hold, with your special hands.

[@aes2621]

You know what’s scary, I was on 4chan and one of those ads came up, but i recognizes the girl in the picture, she went to my old school and I still have her number. Now I’m tempted to send her the screenshot and say “So how about that date?”

[@Dampzombieslayer]

Do it

[@danielbob2628]

Do it

[@movezie]

D o I t

[@ignoreallpastcommentsforth8271]

D O I T

[@drivernephi5587]

Do it

[@GranRey-0]

10:08 The game says you get a 2day free trial and after that it auto-renews for $39.95/mo Then it says on the right under _Your Platinum Membership Deals_ that you get a 7 day free trial of another site which is $39.94/mo and another site that's a 10 day trial before it's $49.95/mo..... So if you did put your credit card in here and not uncheck the box on the right, and had not cancelled after 10 days, your card would have accrued *$129.84* ...and that's what it'll every month until you cancel...and unless you go to your credit card and put in a stop payment I imagine it'll be a bunch of hoops to hop though...

[@StylinandRaciallyProfilin]

I predict this will also get taken down for nudity.

[@user-fy1nq3nf1q]

Stylin' and Racially Profilin' give it a bit

[@mcbeeple8496]

The video has a woman in it - - /Leans into Walkie Talkie/ take it down boys.

[@thepie193]

Like uncle Tom on Christmas eve

[@S2Tubes]

There was topless, I don't want to assume xis gender, nudity.

[@manband20]

His voice made me take my clothes off and start beatin the old salami so yes, there is nudity involved.

[@juicenkam5290]

My question is how anyone tech literate enough to browse 4chan would ever click on these

[@Svoorhout85]

Men do stupid shit when theyre thirsty.

[@XxmatixX6videosdiariosdenadav]

@@Svoorhout85 I usually drink water

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

Q boomers probably

[@spybird5870]

@@Svoorhout85 so do women, knight.

[@rokronroff]

I think you've given the denizens of 4chan too much credit

[@politech2722]

“Can you hear what she’s saying?” “No, what’s she saying?” *panicked volume lowering*

[@offensivepepe231]

Just realized why there were so many poorly drawn suits.

[@Epillon]

"I want to sleep on a bed made out of Internet Historians voice"

[@cerisskies]

"It's in a trashy area" Nope, that's all of England

[@FluFFY13G]

Imagine seeing your grandma on these local single websites lmaoooo

[@robthehitmanrude]

I've started seeing mine.

[@Overphased]

Kevin Malone I feel like there's a story behind this comment!

[@HatsuneInku]

Kevin Malone No

[@gribo.9543]

Fucking adhorrent, unfunny, absolutely cancerous and edgy post.

[@TAKEYOURCREATINE]

Kinoko4 are you okay man?

[@denn394]

Have a nice Christmas, Internet Historian! Please pass my love on to Internet Herstorian for me!❤️

[@apotato6278]

And a happy new year!

[@itscompletelyunderstood]

This is what you get for trying to be nice on a meme channel

[@avengermkii7872]

I love how this video exists so I don't have to click them. I always assume those ads were scams or malware-laden.

[@travisdickens8721]

I would love it if there was a dating site for the elderly called “Hot Shingles in your area”

[@edmundscycles1]

Isn't that for Sean Connery dating too?

[@Grumplebumple]

@@edmundscycles1 it's a site for elderly Sean Connery impersonators

[@imadrifter]

Thish ish the red ochtoberr

[@1597B]

Absolute madman, you.

[@cokedupnormies2651]

Do you notice the psychological masterplay at work in the best game ever? They ask you so many questions so you become sick and tired of answering them and just want to play the game, and eventually give the card details without thinking. We're smarter so we know but I can see kids falling for this almost endlessly, which is super sad imo.

[@notrod5341]

Well yeah. These ads target the vulnerable. Most scams do.

[@bulldozer8950]

you know that is how scams work.

[@Theendman42]

The question is, do they even bother allowing you to play a game after you've given them the credit card information? Does it just do nothing afterward?

[@deltan6212]

@@Theendman42 Porn isn't typically so shy from showing you what its offering behind stolen copyright and 3D stills. Most likely it doesn't lead to anywhere.

[@KomradeCPU]

but what if I'm dumb and I keep getting scammed with these, what to do?! :( just wanted some hot singles in my area

[@PineapplesPerhaps]

Watching videos like this makes me feel like I have friends

[@imadrifter]

Fr. KZbin is a gift from above for me, the giant sad man

[@redthejack927]

Hey, heres an idea for a next episode "Did i really win that million dollars?"

[@giacomomeluzzi280]

or that iPad

[@kewldude007]

13:51 too much shoulder, RIP

[@metaouroboros690]

kewldude007 D E M O N I T I Z E D

[@evilsexyhamlet6399]

I'm squanching over here

[@gub4941]

There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there are no hot singles in your area.

[@weevisscoliosis1958]

I like it better with the mspaint clothes

[@Gabedoescallofduty]

heres a question, if theres a hot single in your area, but you're not there to answer, was there ever a hot single to begin with?

[@dead_kennedys7870]

ReVox Yea. They still exist and is still in the area.

[@LeatherCladVegan]

What if there's a hot single in your area, but you're not actually there at all - was the hot single ever in your area? I think I just blew my own mind, and if you think about it long enough, the only conclusion you can come to is that 'your area' is an ever-shifting illusion. Fuck.

[@polmak1507]

Schroidinger’s hot single

[@christopher.tomins2001]

I feel my computer contracting viruses just from watching this

[@olie304]

The reason there were two similar sites is because scammers A) Make tons of similar sites that are interlinked to trap you and B) sell their website formats and pshing techniques to other scammers. Either or is likely the case here. When you got stuck at the game portion of the video not only did they try to make money off your credit card, but, they gave you a survey to make money off of your input by selling it to a company that wants the data.

[@Nosferdamus]

the hot singles got mad and tried a false flag operation.

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

Can we all just appreciate that Internet Historian's laugh sounds like a barking seal.

[@BigSchim]

The lore you guys build over an afternoon of shitposting is a jewel.

[@swivelkeyring3512]

Taken down due to nudity, meanwhile those bare tops cooking channel thriving in KZbin

[@vaskedagame880]

@@JacktionYT Need it for research, am I right

[@forgedwithsteel]

We need sources

[@RinkoDinko]

?

[@comradeurod9805]

@@vaskedagame880 look up ultimate egg sandwich

[@cgme7076]

I am really hoping you were using a virtual machine for this.

[@Ayden_B]

Silly KZbin

[@user-fy1nq3nf1q]

•Chickens8 • ads are for kids!

[@darkworlddenizen]

PubeTube

[@sussyyybaka]

God damnit. I hate these videos. You’re so entertaining, and the fact that these videos end makes me feel physical pain. I can’t stop rewatching your content.

[@pickles3128]

When I used to be a craigslist escort I met plenty of men who were stupid enough to try this and ranted about how they surprisingly got scammed. They would also get scammed in real life. They'd go to some woman's house. She'd demand the money up front. Then she'd say, "I have to check to make sure my neighbor / roommate / etc. isn't being weird" or some other half assed excuse and close and lock the door. End game.

[@rangopistacho6928]

If a woman tells you to pay up front tell them that you will pay halfway or at the end to prevent from being scammed and if they say that's their condition then flip them the bird and slam their door in their face

[@ArDeeMee]

So… half up front, half afterwards? Because there are also plenty of customers who‘ll just leave without paying. And these services are mostly provided in complete anonymity, since everything happens in cash, so good luck trying to get payment through legal means. I‘ll never forget the news story where the customer sprinted off, and the service provider just ran after him. Butt naked. Absolutely LIVID. Good thing it was summer, wouldn‘t want her to get a cold. 😂 But, yeah, not paying after services rendered is illegal, so he got dragged to court over this and had to pay SO much more. Stupid. What was your policy?

[@MDSO_Invent]

take a prepaid credit card without any volume to bypass the credit card verification. its totally legal

[@RainAngel111]

ChronAs if it really is used to verify age, the way it's usually done is to charge a dollar and then refund it. So buying like a 5 dollar prepaid card might work

[@Mernom]

@@RainAngel111 refund it HAHAHSHSHAHAHAA

[@Utonian21]

I like how those websites are like: "Create an account for free!" then once you do you hit a dead end and they insist you pay for a membership, lmao

[@The_Pikaboi]

1250 characters max *(Optional)* Uhh....

[@RichardCox0]

Is it or isn’t it?? D=,>

[@taoisimdrunkard]

cant fall asleep or the hot singles will eat me. cant fall asleep or the hot singles will eat me. cant fall asleep or the hot singles will eat me. cant fall asleep or the hot singles will eat me. cant fall asleep or the hot singles will eat me. cant fall asleep or the hot singles will eat me. cant fall asleep... or the... hot ... singles....

[@rarebeeph1783]

kinky

[@Mick_92]

They're eating crυcιal вυnny! And then they're gonna eat me!

[@mildly_miffed_man1414]

@@Mick_92 oh no

[@combativeThinker]

Mick 92 Ooooh myyyyyy Gooooood!!!

[@11Survivor]

Website: Hot mature singles in . Me, who lives in an area where everyone knows each other: *Recognises picture.* Also me: "Grandma, we have to talk..."

[@Wingedmagician]

Great vid man. (That was my original comment. Just imagine it's wearing a suit.)

[@EinFelsbrocken]

"Great vid; man wearing a suit."

[@krosk1659]

I guess youtube was jealous cause there are hot singles in your area

[@JonahTV]

In case anyone is curious (and yes I know I’m 2 years late) but I put the address from 2:31 into google maps and it’s literally just some dudes house on a residential street in the UK. I’m half tempted to go knock on his door and ask him in person if he knows where to find hot singles.

[@tomg5187]

Bro you should think about a podcast! I could fall asleep to your soothing voice every night ❤️ [no homosexuals]

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

Looking for hot homosexuals? (in your area)

[@diegopereda2125]

Christopher Weaver I am

[@orangeapples]

You never know until you try.

[@tuffilaro1565]

Diagnoser 00 just good acting ;)

[@ethanjennings7235]

You mean Homoseccsuuals

[@ginx2666]

Should have instead edited massive noses on every person. That way google would be too afraid to take down your video in fear of not promoting antisemitism.

[@user-fy1nq3nf1q]

ginx2666 n diversity

[@kenetickups6146]

ginx2666 kek

[@yungmalaria]

but then it's like the jewish version of blackface

[@maxdavis8048]

Now that's comedy

[@yungmalaria]

Jan Henrik I think he typo'd on prompting

[@FollowerofDuck]

Plot twist: you were the hot single (in your area) the whole time

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Hot singles are (not) in your area

[@kevm3292]

The fake clothes were halirous so in the end it was an improvement

[@afivey]

Hot singles know when you're awake. Hot singles know when you're asleep. Hot singles know when you've been bad or good. So be good for HOT SINGLES' sake!

[@Haloguy7]

Time: 3:00 Tinder: There is a hot single within 30 Feet!! Security System: Intruder Alert: Back Door.

[@venera13]

You should get a throw away prepaid card with like, $5 on it. And use it to test these "age verifications" out. If you use it multiple times within the same hour you might get multiple scammers clammoring to steal your $5

[@mehmeh25]

The women's faces were not covered to acceptable levels (entirety). Sorry I must file a report! AND SUBMITTED! REPORTED!

[@zenore7209]

Finally some women looking classy.

[@darius2640]

So to conclude there are singles in your area but none of them are hot

[@JodyBruchon]

Every burger restaurant serves burgers with hot singles on top. There should definitely be one in your area.

[@IndigoSolace]

No nudity on my Christian server!

[@corettaha7855]

I wish someone would add clothes to my clothes. I just wish

[@spybird5870]

gotchu bro, how many layers?

[@gazelle4204]

10:24 'Voluptuous woman looking for a cub(SF only) Me: "she's looking for Sangvis Ferri? "

[@uno9331]

REDO FORCING A MEME IT CAN WORK you just messed up the meme sauce recipe I'm telling you you can do this man !!