"i would drink this all day" so do most of us mate hahaha
@durv135 жыл бұрын
theyd drink a 6 pack n be out for the count lol
@NotSoHotTakes4 жыл бұрын
Ahaha fucken oath
@jacktowers75332 жыл бұрын
QLD’ers drink XXXX like it’s breathing air
@buckwild67592 жыл бұрын
Fucken Oath
@Klerx7 жыл бұрын
"I still wouldn't hesitate to crack it off the side of the bar and fight a man with it" omg John
@alecpostawa31507 жыл бұрын
Klerx 5307 Exactly as I got to your comment he said it 😂
@haileyaldrich89617 жыл бұрын
Klerx 5307 same
@ed8975 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did i read this perfectly timed with the clip what the actual fuck
@Tom1992Newy5 жыл бұрын
He's pretty much summed up people who drink Tooheys New
@jakehahn30984 жыл бұрын
That is very Australian of you
@brogamerd5 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian and I'm glad they didn't have fosters because i don't know anyone that actually drinks it here.
@durv135 жыл бұрын
thats our export beer to keep them away from our vb lol
@keenl40575 жыл бұрын
@@durv13 hahaha fuckin well said mate VB is the sweet nectar of the gods
@eugeneperstube5 жыл бұрын
My god, I didn't know it's exported to Australia. It's your low end commercial British beer.
@keenl40575 жыл бұрын
@@eugeneperstube slightly backwards on that one
@eugeneperstube5 жыл бұрын
@@keenl4057 Yep, but British drink this crap ten times than you.
@ntsosnowball7 жыл бұрын
Yeah nah not Marmite, we Aussies like Vegemite mate
@aussieoffroader19745 жыл бұрын
ntsosnowball hell yeah brother👍🏻
@blueflamedabi24035 жыл бұрын
yeah when he said marmite i puked in my mouth
@mrpopaskidd5 жыл бұрын
Marmites way better than vegemite
@mrpopaskidd5 жыл бұрын
@@Ifferssnay negative on that big dog
@TK-yy4rj5 жыл бұрын
ntsosnowball oathhh
@emilymcmahon25607 жыл бұрын
In my fantasy world, the Paddys went shopping for their matching shirts together, giggling while they tried them on in the dressing room. I hope I'm right.
@allie_hart7 жыл бұрын
Emily McMahon I love with the lil brunet one 😀 he's so great
@FireCracker32407 жыл бұрын
And, rumor has it, afterwards they went on and tried on Leprechaun shoes in preparation for St. "Paddy's" day.
@emilymcmahon25607 жыл бұрын
It's exactly like I pictured it. Future Facts. video: Shopping with Paddys.
@FireCracker32407 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, absolutely. The perfect scenario: The Paddy's go shopping on St. Patrick's day for themed items, wearing the matching shirts, and then afterwards went to Paddy Cullen's Pub and had a few pints.
@jimp41705 жыл бұрын
And then went home and had a pillow fight in their undies.
@baselinemeasure74937 жыл бұрын
Irish people critique abstract art -(points to the sky)"i got you Sean M."
@amazingdrewH7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Rowe what about Irish people react to Sean M?
@DigitalBabu7 жыл бұрын
I'M NOT FREAKING OUT, OKAY... OKAY!
@baselinemeasure74937 жыл бұрын
Nadia Mohamed Ok thanks for the update. Let em know we the faithful flock are daily devoted and fiercely focused on maintaining the path of the choosen
@baselinemeasure74937 жыл бұрын
amazingdrewH no doubt it would be a great video. But this is one of those things that I almost hope they never do, i.e. critique abstract art. Some of us have been following the Supreme leader (Sean M.) for 8 or 9 months. since the beginning. Kinda like your kids growing up. you don't wanna see them leave for college. you wish theyd stay young forever. It feels as though it be too bitter sweet of a video. that honestly I don't know if the congregation can handle emotionally.
@baselinemeasure74937 жыл бұрын
Nadia Mohamed are yall friends and both live in Ireland? You lucky duck lol . The Man The Myth The Legend
@stroud92085 жыл бұрын
"it's nicer than fosters" lol what isn't?
@DarthKryat5 жыл бұрын
that's the shit we export to everywhere else rather than drink it ourselves
@SvenTviking5 жыл бұрын
Fosters makes me fart with a particular cabbagy stink. Charrington’s Bass ale produces an unholy stench like an in dimensional alien horror crawled up my arse and died.
@bigcazza52604 жыл бұрын
desperate shag in a skip, jameson mixed with emu export fam
@joshuahuf97474 жыл бұрын
Nothing is better than fosters
@stroud92084 жыл бұрын
@@joshuahuf9747 exactly, I'd rather have nothing 😂
@RSIVIonsterism7 жыл бұрын
"The head was quite big but now it's deflated, story of my life" you poor girl
@trevorwall875 жыл бұрын
She needs to avoid the dreaded Whiskey dick 😂😂😂😂
@projectando72615 жыл бұрын
I would totally add to her life story.
@durv135 жыл бұрын
come her little lass ill pump yu up again :-p
@lazs45787 жыл бұрын
the attempt at an Australian accent at 2:19 makes me TOTALLY understand how I (an American) sound like when I *try an English accent* and the English laugh at me!
@challengers2227 жыл бұрын
Laz s the Irish would laugh at that anyway.
@xroadwalker5 жыл бұрын
@@tachisme its were the aussie accent come from
@MildRider15 жыл бұрын
Would have picked Carlton Draught over carlton dry any day.
@Australian_Prometheus5 жыл бұрын
Draught is my beer of choice. Cant believe they gave em dry over draught.
@Lanz225 жыл бұрын
Liquid gold
@Faxy955 жыл бұрын
Fuck oath bro
@bigcazza52604 жыл бұрын
draught on tap is the shit
@Joshbfil04 жыл бұрын
Mate I’d be picking Tooheys old over Tooheys new anyway. Shame these blokes don’t know what they’re missing not trying old here.
@DaveHogg7 жыл бұрын
Elga in an alcohol video is guaranteed gold. She's such a happy drunk.
@BacknMetro7 жыл бұрын
There all happy drunks if you think about it.
@roberthardin14367 жыл бұрын
SHE TASTES!...
@j-me63177 жыл бұрын
Like the schweat of a Polish woman's...
@tombuchborn7 жыл бұрын
'Straya
@tombuchborn7 жыл бұрын
also first i think
@JanjayTrollface7 жыл бұрын
Caaarnt!
@subratr58074 жыл бұрын
U wot m8?
@ChloChloAriadne7 жыл бұрын
They did a good job on this video! I'm an Aussie and I don't even drink beer but I've tried every one of these at some point. All definitely Australian beer staples
@mightygriffinsgaming61497 жыл бұрын
I hate XXXX! My parents friend drinks the stuff, but I don't.
@burblingbarbacoa49446 жыл бұрын
Chloe Ariadne they're all shite
@mindpowerki6 жыл бұрын
Mighty Griffins Gaming What about Coopers and Swan?
@Notsodirky5 жыл бұрын
you're not an aussie if you dont drink beer. FUCK OFF TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!
@sarahtolkien7 жыл бұрын
Omg the Paddys together wearing matching Paddy shirts. My life is complete!
@wryalways9857 жыл бұрын
It has a meta feel to it.
@crknapp797 жыл бұрын
An Irishman, Englishman, and Scott go into a pub. they each order a pint. As the waitress sets them down, a fly lands in the foam of each mug. the Englishman pushes his away. The Scott toss the fly and drinks. The Irishman holds the fly over the mug and yells "Spit it out!"
@stephenmurphy22127 жыл бұрын
Oh, I get it because they're both called 'Paddy'! 😂☘
@kungfuskander78945 жыл бұрын
Lol you have the same name as my grandpa
@jedisaki7305 жыл бұрын
Stone & Wood is considered a craft beer and fairly different to the other beers in that regard. I actually really like it as well as James Squires one-fifty lashes.
@gnikawpleasant90137 жыл бұрын
Irish people try Girl Scout cookies
@boomstick9007 жыл бұрын
Irish people try to earn Girl Scout Badges
@DaveWhoa7 жыл бұрын
it's a strong strain
@johnnunns11365 жыл бұрын
Disappointed with the lack of Cooper's.
@rylar65935 жыл бұрын
because coopers is shit ;)
@BeefGeneral5 жыл бұрын
Amen. Pale, sparkling, dark, stout, fuck it even a mild or a session. I would gladly smash any coopers.
@kyekimler5 жыл бұрын
Mate I'd literally drink any other beer that isn't Coopers, worst beer out there.
@kyekimler5 жыл бұрын
@@ReaLzEdits Had to look up Yak Ale, never even seen it in Dan's. Although I'll admit, Cooper's Lager and Session isn't bad, I just can't drink Sparkling or Pale if my life depended on it.
@kyekimler5 жыл бұрын
@chronisaurous Yeah it's all a matter of opinion. I'm not a massive beer drinker, I just pound it down to get drunk most of the time. And when you're trying to drunk quickly, helps if the beer is easy to drink.
@getoutdostuff7 жыл бұрын
#paddynotpatty
@MJMasterton Жыл бұрын
As an Irish Australian, this hits home hard.
@TheReeldeel156157 жыл бұрын
John + Nicole + alcohol= Hilarious Video!!😆
@beardedbjorn55207 жыл бұрын
Here I was thinking, congratulations, you chose the shittiest beer in all of Australia. Until Stone&Wood popped up. That is the sexiest beer known to man kind. James Squire: One fifty lashes, Little Creatures Pale Ale, Fat Yak and White Rabbit are all amazing Aussie beers if anyone else is interested in trying some. You won't be disappointed. Excuse my English, I'm Australian.
@beardedbjorn55207 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Bradshaw You're probably right, that's why I was so surprised to see Stone&Wood. They're quite a small brewery from Byron Bay, glad they're exporting though; because their line up is amazing. Pacific Ale, Garden Ale and Jasper Ale are head and shoulders above most line ups.
@seanbyrne79197 жыл бұрын
I disagree with you there. I don't like the taste of craft beer. I guess it's all a difference in personal tastes. You are no more right or wrong for liking your craft beer than I am for liking VB or Draught or Dry.
@joostin1237 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah reppin the local beers
@ihazdapuncakep72787 жыл бұрын
Jazza Beardedbjorn don't fucking disrespect the classics and then try call yourself 'australian' fuck of
@Daniel.Liddicoat7 жыл бұрын
First off, nobody drinks Foster's. That's why they export it. VB is the most generic beer in Victoria. Four X is the same, but for Queensland. Tooheys is generic for New South Wales? My dad drinks Carlton Dry 'cause it's the cheapest and he can't tell the difference. For me it's Redback or Roger's.
@fad237 жыл бұрын
Would I be the first to mention Nicole's new up do? It's quite striking and I really like it.
@jummbocake5 жыл бұрын
I'm an Australian Brewer out of all of our beers you choose one good one hahaha
@seanr20995 жыл бұрын
Cooper's didn't even get a mention, bunch of flogs
@jummbocake5 жыл бұрын
@@seanr2099 I know aye Coopers is like the only brewery still owned in the same family Carlton just tries to own everything now and fucks it
@samueldickenson20625 жыл бұрын
Stone and Wood is the only decent one there, it also costs a shitload more than the others haha
@GrizzlyBear-nh1pc5 жыл бұрын
jummbocake Bundy is still owned by the same family, but they don't really brew beer
@wild_mike29065 жыл бұрын
As an Australian i am pleased to see you mob enjoy our brews :D
@ashleyserraglio55487 жыл бұрын
"I would still crack it off the side of the bar and fight a man with it." LOLOLOLOL
@AugustEverywhere7 жыл бұрын
Paddy twin powers activate!! Love when they just get the folks smashed. It's the proper way to treat Irish folks.
@coolcoconuts44534 жыл бұрын
Love that they give em 4 beers that are basically the exact same beer just in different bottles and then they hit them with Stone & Wood which has been in the top 5 of Australia's best 100 craft beers for like the last 3 years
@TMThomas7 жыл бұрын
I'm in for The Paddy Show.
@alexkelly88157 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm there is a reason why "you could drink this all day".
@FireCracker32407 жыл бұрын
So I've said it before and I'll say it again... I have Elga hair envy. ❤
@Stephen-gl5wu7 жыл бұрын
FireCracker3240 , I'm assuming not colour envy haha
@FireCracker32407 жыл бұрын
+Stephen White Haha, you are right! Actually, my hair is almost the exact same color as Elga's and even longer. But her hair just has better texture than mine and falls nicer.
@evanflynn46802 жыл бұрын
We Aussies like to drink our beer at near freezing temperatures. The pipes at the bar tends to have ice forming on them, to give you an idea. Tastes completely different if you drink them warmer.
@WeeAlps7 жыл бұрын
I really need Nicole to do hair tutorials after every video. Girl's hair game is always on point.
@redheadswin17 жыл бұрын
Irish people drinking Aussie beer! This video has made my day and it's only 8am!
@zensmith41797 жыл бұрын
"Drink it all day long" these Irish people are catching on to Aussie culture
@devlosirrus7 жыл бұрын
Nicole's hair is fantastic in this video. I dig the style.
My heritage is Irish and Scottish and my family came from Ireland and Scotland to Australia.
@AthenaGoddess7 жыл бұрын
Paddy squared are my new favourite duo. Loving the shirts guys!
@analisadaniels45237 жыл бұрын
Hi guys Irish people take test food from Trinidad and Tobago
@embrezar5 жыл бұрын
3:16 That line is so perfectly Irish. There is a song called "Another Irish Drinking Song" by Da Vinci's Notebook, in which the chorus is "Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried, we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more. We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin' light, then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again." I don't think any of Da Vinci's Notebook's members are Irish, but they captured the Irish spirit wonderfully because Paddy1 and Paddy2 basically said exactly what they did, just in fewer words.
@miayabrill3457 жыл бұрын
im irish😄 and these vids are sooo funny😂😂😂
@jrace41797 жыл бұрын
The thing I remember most about VB(Victoria Bitter) is that it is bloody popular in the Northern Territory.
@emilyw22857 жыл бұрын
Paddy Murphy², again!
@icecreamkeown7 жыл бұрын
I don't care what number I am I just love this channel.
@thoughtshewaslevel187 жыл бұрын
this makes me so happy.. Hi from queensland, Aus.
@trevorwall875 жыл бұрын
It was a bit disappointing they didn't go with xxxx bitter or great northern shit even summer brights but no bloody golds
@ryan_worrall015 жыл бұрын
@@trevorwall87 was hoping they'd at least get on the red tins
@JustAnotherGuy3415 жыл бұрын
@@trevorwall87 yeah gotta have the bitters or northerns
@BrokebackBob7 жыл бұрын
So much fun with the Facts. folks!
@thisdamnthingy7 жыл бұрын
Mr Kelly, dry always confuses me too, same with wine. Maybe It was due to availability, I'm sorry the selection you were given weren't a higher standard of Australian beers, I promise we have better.
@richardputz32335 жыл бұрын
I just love these things,I don’t know how may times I’ve watched them.
@cheftylermarsh28587 жыл бұрын
nicole cut her hair!!!!! looks great dear!!!
@pinkysworn7 жыл бұрын
Chef Tyler Marsh Nah, she just has a faux-pixie here. Definitely cute, though!
@franinconverse7 жыл бұрын
The matching Paddy t-shirts are giving me life right now
@normanthefrenchie56367 жыл бұрын
you should do New Zealand!! food drinks etc
@maddytee56297 жыл бұрын
Whaka Yea i concur!
@xroadwalker5 жыл бұрын
Dont tell dem bout our pies😎
@Daniel15au7 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian, and I think they did a pretty good impersonation, at least for non-Australians.
@SirRunk6667 жыл бұрын
I'm an Australian beer and I've never heard of these.
@MRmigeek7 жыл бұрын
really? I'm from melb and i have
@bloodieboi51827 жыл бұрын
SirRunk you cant tell me your australian and havnt heard of vb.
@LovableCoolGuy7 жыл бұрын
Guys, I think you need to read what he said one more time.....
@mirakihana64557 жыл бұрын
SirRunk Do you live in Tazzie 😂
@will-thomson53467 жыл бұрын
MrSevenLemons was going to say the same thing, does he not watch any sports in Australia where vb, 4x and tooheys are major sponsors
@juststeve15697 жыл бұрын
Nice selection of beers, that was pretty much what most people drink in Australia. Good vid.
@viktoriamcarthur56657 жыл бұрын
"Marmited, I'm Marimited" I think you mean Vegemited* m8
@MrSlater02397 жыл бұрын
Love these videos
@ManaFPS5 жыл бұрын
Doesnt even give em the best beer, Great Northern
@jodyreis26955 жыл бұрын
SnapJack yeah I knoe
@lachlansutherland50825 жыл бұрын
Dissapointed as well
@sorenzozo5 жыл бұрын
Good joke. West Ends is where it's at.
@callumclarke93845 жыл бұрын
Gns are fucking water. Absolute puss
@soullessons5 жыл бұрын
Great Northens are watery cat piss
@jackjones53147 жыл бұрын
I love the way that it only takes Elga a few beers sips to begin feeling it.
@nutterhouse28265 жыл бұрын
“There two horses making love” No it two horses next to each other
@ianware70343 жыл бұрын
in australia we buy beer in glasses called pots, we love sending irish tourists up to the bar to order a couple of pots of gold
@boblob35095 жыл бұрын
guy who says he can drink the beers all day long looks like he's smashed after two sips or been out in the sun too long
@Justgregular887 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, I approve! although not the best beers we have they are the most common and we actually do drink them. Well done
@noraw57077 жыл бұрын
Oh that gray haired stud Paddy mmm mmm 😍
@breezygeezy13707 жыл бұрын
Thankyou so much for doing this 😂😂 absolutely brilliant. Australia thanks you 😎
@banksy79555 жыл бұрын
Australian are heaviest drinkers don’t @ me
@shaneshaneist5 жыл бұрын
xd Banksy Until you go to Australia and see men drinking ‘pots’ of their favourite beer, which is probably less volume than a half pint. They’re also drunk after 4 pots.
@sporeham16745 жыл бұрын
My dad used to drink four bottles of whiskey a day. Help me.
@shayraneedham39856 жыл бұрын
Yes!! Love from Australia
@taylor00000277 жыл бұрын
Ginger girl is beautiful.
@emilyw22857 жыл бұрын
taylor0000027 Elga?
@goldgodryukendo913x7 жыл бұрын
Elga Fox is in this video. my heart is happy.
@jaredsmith64957 жыл бұрын
Irish people play Dungeons and Dragons
@Zephyr_Zeitgeist7 жыл бұрын
I'd love to watch that, but this channel doesn't go for long videos. :(
@azdgariarada7 жыл бұрын
+Sonya That's really too bad, I'd watch the shit out of Blaithin The Dwarven Mage, or John and Donal brother Halfling Rogues, and of course Leather Jacket Gnome.
@ernestbrown96607 жыл бұрын
Nahh, Leather Jacket Gnome rage quit and is now running his own Pathfinder campaign down the street.
@thetrashmaster13527 жыл бұрын
In case you are Australian and don't know what half of these beers are, most of them are only drank in Victoria. While Carlton Dry/Drapht are mostly drunk in WA. In case you aren't Australian, we only really drink Emu export and Carlton dry the rest of the drinks (exept Wine) are imported from North America like Corona and Canadian club.
@johnnycop775 жыл бұрын
Beer from plastic cups? First mistake...
@aaronmulvey63975 жыл бұрын
Johnny Komatsu and it’s not cold 🥶 second mistake..
@lachlanhawkes-law33965 жыл бұрын
As a Aussie with Irish heritage I approve
@invictafilms26905 жыл бұрын
Marmite ain’t Australia, your thinking of Vegimite
@gavinmccanna88397 жыл бұрын
Love these vids
@taxminkler5 жыл бұрын
dont worry, even us aussies barely like XXXX
@nitehawk92705 жыл бұрын
Gold is actually very popular in the state of Queensland. It's a session beer. Though it needs to be served nice and cold when it gets warm it's pretty bad.
@MrShiftygta5 жыл бұрын
My local pub in qld has a couple of camels out the back. When they take a piss it smells very similar to xxxx gold.
@nitehawk92705 жыл бұрын
@@MrShiftygta sshh, giving away too many secrets now. Clearly xxxx is an "acquired taste". On an unrelated note, your close presence to wild animals urinating raises a few concerns.
@JosieReddingtonDeSanta7 жыл бұрын
yes! finally! another video of irish people getting drunk. seriously, I love drunk greenies 😀☘💚
@highrise75916 жыл бұрын
Aussie here never seen stone&wood
@samueldickenson20625 жыл бұрын
It's everywhere (in NSW anyway, it's made in Byron bay but I have seen it in Brisbane and Melbourne ) so you should have seen it unless you only drink at RSL or something
@finnmccool75437 жыл бұрын
big ups, y'all at facts. more of you guys and gals for sure. this was a post that has been lacking.
@baselinemeasure74937 жыл бұрын
Vampire Lesbian lookin' very mysterious today!
@jacewayland61577 жыл бұрын
She's actually Bi
@baselinemeasure74937 жыл бұрын
+Jace Wayland (Dumb and Dumber grin) Soooo your sayin' there's a chance!!!!
@baselinemeasure74937 жыл бұрын
plus i had no clue either way . I just enjoy the nick names. Stoner Jesus, Vampire Lesbian etc. I have to keep myself entertained somehow in my very low impactual life lol. Shes great already. Honestly could care less but I can see my self getting flak from the "safe space left, here in America" for saying it
@toomaskotkas44677 жыл бұрын
Q: What a lesbian vampire said to another one? A: See ya next month. *Ba Dum Tsh!*
@Harpazo_to_Yeshua7 жыл бұрын
Alan, that's just... disgusting. lol
@ieyke7 жыл бұрын
Nicole looks great with her hair up like that. That end bit made my water go up my nose... "They keep us here over night. None of us are happy." "I live behind that backdrop." "With Ryan Cullen." *slowclap* XD
@Azqui007 жыл бұрын
Tooheys Extra dry is more popular then tooheys dry , XXXX is for old men , Stone and wood isn't that popular either
@kirstenv-g44597 жыл бұрын
Stone & wood is still pretty popular in QLD
@miskone10447 жыл бұрын
xxxx is the vb of qld also lol its not bad!
@Ye4rZero4 жыл бұрын
Good to see the Irish appreciate Aussie beer!
@tommytopgearReloaded5 жыл бұрын
Give them west end and emu export
@trevorwall875 жыл бұрын
Nt draught just to laugh at the horrified reaction
@tommytopgearReloaded5 жыл бұрын
@@trevorwall87 haha bloody oath
@NickDurso807 жыл бұрын
He's got the side-mouth talk! Nailed it!
@donnatale68985 жыл бұрын
What where is the emu expert? possibly the greatest beer in Australia
@SpinoGamingYT7 жыл бұрын
Lol Hey thx im australian western australian tho but this is awesome watching people reacting to our beer
@conorwilson13827 жыл бұрын
react to leather jacket guys channel
@sanjuro667 жыл бұрын
"Who's Your Paddy" LOLOLOL!!!
@friel1695 жыл бұрын
Why did you make them drink out of a plastic cup? Give them schooeys
@mole62ssf7 жыл бұрын
"I still wouldn't hesitate to crack it over the side of a bar and fight a man with it." Now that's the kind of thing I only hear from the Irish. And one of the reasons I love you people of Facts.
@saltybulldog32415 жыл бұрын
Calling Tooheys fancy LMAO. Way to represent Australia with shit beer
@JncGwen7 жыл бұрын
Glad they tried Tooheys. Its definitely my favorite beer.
@Nattie-jb7um7 жыл бұрын
29 COMMENT
@rainbowcharcoal43157 жыл бұрын
not much of an accomplishment
@Stephen-gl5wu7 жыл бұрын
Natalie Cortes , you weren't 29th I was
@epicwatermelons53165 жыл бұрын
Sad there was no great northern . Probably one of the better beers honestly