Ironic- Bo Burnham [Lyrics]

[@xt1anonymous]

"...And I can't grow a beard. That was not Ironic, that was just sad." Oh Bo, If you could see yourself now

[@daniaha2480]

i was about to comment this

[@Firephantom414]

Was going to say the same thing XD

[@Gilbaglorb]

I was about to say

[@pianopleb4789]

I thought the same thing man

[@friendlysniper5008]

He probably planned it

[@elijahsmith8513]

What's crazy about this song is that it's about irony, being when the exact opposite of what you expect to happen happens, so he spells "Ironic" forward, backward, then forward, emphasizing the theme of opposites.

[@mtoy42twin]

+Elijah Smith Very good observation skills, or did you get that from someone???

[@justxxludicrous9010]

+Matt Toy (xperthief) I mean, the lyrics are right there so...

[@startrek21000]

Thank you so much, I've been wondering why he had INOR in the middle of that

[@landonswafford662]

Elijah Smith EXACTLY

[@Xzyzrzq]

Wow, in all these years, I never put that together.

[@F0g1sC0ming]

He said he couldn't grow a beard, Isn't that ironic? I-r-o-n-i-c

[@gracie.-.9098]

Hahahahahah yessss

[@five4five351]

That’s just what I was thinking!

[@Thatfoxdreamer]

Nice one

[@solaaaris]

I-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c

[@Maston_o]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@allysparks6003]

if you listen carefully at 2:59 you can hear someone say "That's stupid."

[@mfishman9311]

Ally Sparks you can!!!

[@camdevault7699]

He didn’t sound like he was angry though is was more of a chuckle

[@isaacbarker1822]

Ally Sparks he sound stupid 😂😂

[@yawn6666]

pretty sure he was saying "thats too good"

[@greenrow18]

Ally Sparks ye

[@leafkirby2]

the biggest misuse of irony comes from people mistaking coincidental for irony. Rain on a wedding day is not ironic, but unexpected rain on a weather forecasters wedding day would be.

[@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502]

@@xyzlmno4631 well at least 375, people Do, which is 370 more than you. If your comment is meant to be a joke then I'm sorry.

[@creeperhunterD]

@@xyzlmno4631 434 out of 435, the extra being you.

[@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502]

@@xyzlmno4631 Okay, I've seen enough. Anyone else who comes here: don't feed this troll

[@zaqisbackh4729]

@@xyzlmno4631 no not really and how was CandyGames answer awful?they were correct.

[@zaqisbackh4729]

Xyz Lmno I taste good?!?!

[@lea.cheeseman]

The beard joke is actually ironic now seeing as he has a full beard in his newest special Inside

[@Maphteah]

He planned for it to be ironic... Slow burn... ham.

[@SharkSalesman90]

Hahah

[@nienel]

wasn't it had a beard? spoilers i guess if you haven't watched inside but at the end he comes in with his hair cut and his beard off, unless that was preplanned at the start

[@Spartan-hg7ej]

Yeah this is true it took a pandemic though

[@sammybutler3027]

@@nienel he didn’t shave it that was the first time he sang it at the beginning of the pandemic, you can tell because there have been tons of photos of him since Inside and the outtakes and he still has the beard, he still had it at the emmys at least from what I’ve seen

[@pennywise2221]

That one guy who first laughed at the Alzheimer's. He's a smart fella

[@thehufflepuff8560]

Pennywise OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS YOU. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BITCHES, THIS GUYS COMING FROM THE SEWERS

[@zeashel417]

no hes a uhhh yeah

[@pianopleb4789]

I just saw Stephen Kings IT

[@pianopleb4789]

I didn’t know you like Minesweeper.

[@georgesoros14yearoldwife37]

Good thing he isn’t a fart smella

[@bisectro]

"My grandfather had Alzheimer's and one day we were....*silence*" I died there 😂😂

[@dillonmichaels6037]

Saphire Crown I don't get that part, please explain

[@bisectro]

Dylan Hemmings Its Ironic because even bo doesn't remember what happened XD

[@dillonmichaels6037]

Saphire Crown ooooohhh, sorry I'm slow 😂😂

[@365reece]

Was it a giant crab that killed you?

[@jazminalvarez4254]

Saphire Crown omg same help everyone is asleep and i cant stop😂

[@senseispud2197]

"I can't grow a beard... That one's not ironic, that one's just sad." Judging by your latest special, this is kinda ironic now.

[@yaboisniper7358]

He saw the future

[@clodolcmidnights837]

He’s a wizard And wizards are commonly depicted with beards!

[@SPEEDFAN4LIFE]

Isn’t that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C

[@kathyleeunlg8003]

I k Cant be happy thats not ironic that one just sad

[@nise6699]

@@clodolcmidnights837 his younger self is depicted a wizard when he didn't have any beard, isn't that...

[@TheFamilyLedger]

Bo Burnham is a genius.

[@southeastindependentsocial330]

B Ledger He's in a league with Jim Carrey and Andy Kaufman

[@HardManDan]

southeastindependentsocialavatar8675309 Nah they ain't in his league

[@glitchitim5998]

he is indeed

[@sophiethong7516]

I don't think some of the stuff he says is ironic which is ironic!

[@theyorkshiredevilandbaumku6449]

kayden thiun i think that was the point

[@josephlaisy9806]

This guy is a genius.

[@MrCouchbleh]

He'd probably disagree strongly with that

[@treyebillups8602]

Listen to his other songs, particularly "Words, Words, Words" and "Repeat Stuff". Also, watch his special "what." on youtube and "Make Happy" on Netflix

[@josephlaisy9806]

I know, I just love him. Most of my Favorited videos are by him...

[@egqueengiraffe5791]

+Joseph Laisy I love your profile pic.

[@anthony452]

"He'd probably disagree strongly with that" The mark of a great person ;)

[@jasminmcpines1585]

Its so cute to hear him smile while singing

[@nicolecada9997]

Jasmin McPines omg jasmin you’re here! your animatic is the reason i know about him, just wanna say, thank you for that :)

[@i.z2335]

@Jack Pruett his little laughters u can hear from time to time

[@mimikyulover3411]

@Jack Pruett actually, your voice does sound different when you smile while singing, so yeah, you can hear someone smile

[@candacecrusaderkinklebob_6942]

Isn’t that ironic

[@paperbird5965]

Isn't that IRONICINORIRONIC

[@williaml5311]

It's ironic, then ironic backwards, then ironic again.

[@Robot404_]

and they share a C

[@goldenhusky2958]

and the I

[@Robot404_]

Golden Husky yup

[@jackmagma478]

Huthere Wusdjd why has it taken me this long to figure that out

[@ColbySam]

Even though he has taken a long break.. It still cracks me up and also very sad at the same time..

[@marsmars9108]

Colby & Sam not really a break lmao, he said on his twitter "im not dead, just working on the next thing." i mean correct me if im wrong :o

[@FreyrFox]

his next thing isnt a comedy show, or if it is, it isnt his.

[@bladetb3934]

He made a movie guys

[@keffurdk9425]

what is the name? of the movie

[@martinalden4381]

Keffurd K 8th grade or something like that

[@kaylynno_kae7919]

Ever notice how he put something sad in the ironic song and put something ironic in the sad song? In the sad song he said “homeless man named rich” In this one he said “I can’t grow a beard”

[@fasuto8656]

Haha lol

[@CaucasainAsian]

Notice how he doesn’t specify that he ran over a cat, just that he killed it...

[@Aux-BlueBerry]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID TO MY BROTHERS

[@Aux-BlueBerry]

THEY DID NOT BELIVE ME

[@olivoil9687]

@@Aux-BlueBerry What do you mean they didn’t believe you? If you just showed them the line from Sad and the line from Ironic, why wouldn’t they believe you…

[@johnnybolanos716]

Plot twist: Bo is his own grandfather.

[@DL-xv9dm]

He must be Phillip J. Fry! (Watch Futurama if you don't get it.)

[@garfieldofficial3378]

Dalton LePage I love futurama!

[@johnnybolanos716]

Dalton LePage no, I got it.

[@FelicityMoran]

nope.

[@ACPinkZeppelinDC]

Dalton LePage or Moe Jaffe...

[@conordavis4317]

Y'all ever think about that adoption is just buying a kid

[@jonahyogman6282]

😳

[@jammiedodger0930]

As a foster kid who was adopted, could you say that I was trialed before I was bought?

[@chips2901]

I did

[@Eleven11elevenxi]

@@jammiedodger0930 like a library book, they checked you out, and never returned you.

[@notflare9718]

108The Captain801 nice

[@erynboschieri4306]

That guy who laughed before everyone else got the joke and the guy at the end who’s laughing “it’s so stupid” will forever be iconic

[@theleviathan3902]

What a legend

[@greg.sym.4115]

The 1000th time I've listened to this and I finally got the pull out couch joke. God, I feel stupid.

[@spootot]

***** Me tooooo

[@azzayo8488]

Can you explain plz

[@spootot]

Vortex Azzayo "Pull out" couch

[@azzayo8488]

ah yeah thanks

[@nordicducks4477]

Omg me too I just got it too

[@drockvaashon1]

For everyone wondering about the Barker joke. At the end of EVERY episode of The Price is Right he says, "Please help with animal population by having your pet spayed or neutered

[@fedorafinder]

Gracias.

[@johnjoe672]

Thanks

[@inediblehotpockets671]

I thought it was because his last name was Barker ✌️😔

[@JasminMiettunen]

Fried Dragonsaur Rex I feel you, guess we're both stupid ✌️😔

[@joebeck8904]

Really... Thank you.. I never found that part funny which is rare cuz im a pretty big bo fan... Now i know... Again thank you

[@olimakesvideos_8262]

‘i can’t grow a beard’ boy if he could see himself now

[@julienriviere1714]

It's kind of ironic if you ask me

[@casenc]

...he can. He's him

[@kairo6559]

iSn'T tHaT iRoNiC-

[@GamerMiguem]

what an absolute banger of a comment

[@fallowhorn404]

Bo Burnham is my spirit animal.

[@cylds]

Same.....but only if he was also a mutant chicken child...

[@princess_creepy7061]

Exactly!

[@DarcyConnell]

mines parker lewis

[@clown_gutz]

Saaaaaammmmmeeee

[@claireruth5757]

same

[@ellis20022]

It took me several times to get the Leo Titanic joke. Holy shit.

[@slopez-ey6bh]

bountyMagnetism I'm having the same prob rn ;-; WHAT IS ITTT

[@ellis20022]

Savvy Gaming Titanic Leonardo DiCapreo (is that how you spell his name? to lazy to check)

[@louiscritchie]

This is a troll post; there is no titanic joke

[@ellis20022]

louiscritchie If you're talking about my post: yes there is. It's literally the first lines in the song when he's talking about the zodiac signs

[@louiscritchie]

Damn, my bad.

[@alexhere8874]

2:28 "And I can't grow a beard." People who watched Inside: "Are you sure about that?"

[@gracesonlucas1665]

Yea it’s kinda ironic innit

[@josephb8756]

"PETA bread". I died

[@tbrickman260]

I don't get it could u explain why it's so funny

[@bekorita]

RockerZoom hi if you're wondering, PETA stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, it's an organisation that cares about animals and is openly against veal (a meat from baby cows). However the word PETA sounds like the American pronunciation of "pitta" a type of flat bread. It's funny because in the context of eating, "pitta bread" makes sense, but in the context of this song "PETA bread" is an ironic reference to the organisation.

[@tbrickman260]

Kiely Rose ok thanks so much because I knew what pitta bread is but I didn't understand the PETA

[@zerovalue2961]

Rebecca Mann also do you know hunger games? the baker there? peeta melark? yeah

[@EeveeRBL]

rick astley PETA? fuck

[@annabelb5443]

'My grandmother was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab'. Bo's songs always make me laugh, but this time i literally fell off my chair xD

[@joshh.2159]

I don't get the joke or the peta joke

[@akirakurusu44]

+Ninjabob21 the zodiac has specific symbols to supposably tell you what's gonna happen in the future, and cancer has the symbol of a giant crab so there's that on explained. The Peta joke is about a corporation named Peta that protects animals.

[@joshh.2159]

MC PANDAMASTER ok thanks

[@dabears3440]

What about all his pets getting pregnant from the bob guy

[@dabears3440]

Never mind I found out why

[@michellewhite3151]

“I can’t grow a beard” you can Bo.... you can.

[@gracie.-.9098]

Pshshsh yesss!

[@histrio6618]

Me: "Bo, why don't you look on your face"

[@wisdumbx]

Got my girlfriend pregnant on a pull out couch lmaoo

[@sheetalmane1765]

|-/

[@kaitlin448]

|-/

[@wisdumbx]

+dj ѕρooky I promise you I only listen to twenty one pilots, I hate the fucking phantom a bunch of 13 year old girls.

[@MementoMoriarty]

+FattyChumChum Do you mean fandom?

[@wisdumbx]

+Charles Damon I really meant phandom but yeah.

[@oliverkline5240]

HE PLAYED ART IS DEAD FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS OMG 2:35

[@chazhinkley6602]

He uses that little melody a lot with variations on it. you can hear a similar thing in Love is and I'm bo yo. And I think welcome to youtube

[@katarinaperunicic9308]

Olivia Kline OMG

[@nicolecada9997]

Olivia Kline oh lol that’s weird

[@calebvonmeding7757]

Its because he's trying to be ironic. I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C

[@ShaggyGray-gc2wd]

I was in the middle of a doctors visit Because I am horribly dyslexic So he wrote me a note and prescribed me with... wha- I can’t... uh... Isn’t that ironic? I-O-R-N-C-I-R-O-I-C!!!!!

[@watchingatlas1512]

Man I now wish I was dyslexic

[@god_of_icecream]

That made me exhale out of my nose lol

[@brovid-19]

no, it's just not funny.

[@EthanMeatan]

@@brovid-19 says a guy that named themselves fucking Brovid. Dude, it sounds like an either shitty commentary channel or a shitty compilation channel

[@kylieford25]

to be fair you cant read doctors notes anyways

[@edwardpsama]

"and i can't grow a beard, that one's not ironic, that one's just sad" MEANWHILE IN SAD "i saw a medic accidentally kill his patient, that one's not sad, that one's just ironic"

[@meaganbradford6036]

What version of sad is that? I've never heard that line.

[@ayonixanimations]

@@meaganbradford6036 Same, the "homeless man named rich" is usually the ironic line in sad

[@TheOneAndOnlyDonnchaBoi]

That's not a line in sad

[@Mariokurt9000]

The guy from fast and furious dies in a car wreck isn't that ironic

[@xelaalon]

YES IT IS!

[@jhalls17]

No, not at all. If he's racing cars all the time that would actually be an obvious way for him to die and therefore it would be about the least ironic way he could have died.

[@SonicSeraphim]

jhalls17 He races cars in movies and survives, but he's riding passenger in an actual car and dies. It's ironic ("incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result")

[@thesweyy5999]

That one's not ironic, that one's just sad. :(

[@O-bearer-mine]

Choked on a piece from OPERATION beforehand, the end

[@TheBruceLEILEI]

"That one's not ironic. That one's just sad." 😂😂

[@raldreb]

I think this is a reference to Alanis Morisette's song. 🤔

[@asundersole32]

@@raldreb no, is Just a reference to himself

[@jaydaboi8990]

But now it is ironic

[@peeranutpompim3276]

Isn’t that ironic

[@MakoTheFrog]

Theres two kinds of people in this comment section, the ones that don't finish their comments

[@lilkiller221]

And the ones that finish the comments of others

[@GoatmanDan]

And the ones that can't count.

[@evanmitchell1110]

and the ones who want to contribute to this funny comment thread but aren't funny, yet still do it anyways. ;-;

[@galaxyswirl5594]

MrPurplephrog and the ones that

[@thefiredragoon5117]

and the ones that misread other peoples comments, even though "funny comment thread but aren't furry" doesn't make that much sense and the ones who make too long of a comment ruining the joke

[@Sofuu0901]

My english teacher actually let us use this while writing a paragraph about irony xD

[@yukisong4631]

Wendy Meade that's an awesome teacher

[@minacudia13]

Best teacher ever

[@bruhapskibro]

are you from indiana, mine did that too

[@Calvin.Jones.3]

“I cant grow a beard, that’s ones not ironic, that ones just sad” *meanwhile Bo in 2021*

[@cherrybee95]

I love how sad and ironic are polar opposites of each other Sad talks about ironic things and is sad about it Ironic talks about sad things and finds them funny

[@tyraniczargaming-clashroya7649]

I love how some people don't get the jokes till he starts a new line and they just die laughing randomly

[@pdycougars5508]

“I can’t grow a beard, that ones not ironic that ones just sad” Well not anymore apparently

[@TheDominator457]

It has been theorized at TV shows like Teen Mom actually LOWERED teen pregnancy rates. Isn't that ironic?

[@TylerCKelley]

no. Do you think that this show is glorifying or promoting teen pregnancy? Or is it spreading awareness to the struggles faced by individuals who make the decision? I go with the latter and think that the show's aim was to lower teen pregnancy. Therefore, not ironic at all. It was successful.

[@gorgolyt]

No.

[@Zillygf]

Why would that ever be ironic?

[@koolryan90]

I don't think that's the case. Actually the US government did away with two abstinence-only education, Adolescent Family Life and Community Based Abstinence Education, while also funding two evidence based education programs, Personal Responsibility Education Program and Teen Pregnancy Prevention initiative in 2010. Which also happens to be the same time teen mom started airing December 8, 2009. I think that we just started teaching correctly and teen mom airing for the first time led people to make a quick assumption because they didn't have the whole picture.

[@collinsignoriello4179]

TheDominator457 I don't think you understand what irony is.

[@owenpope3505]

Laughter is the best medecine ive felt like shit for a while and i still do but i feel much better now than any medecine has done for me so far

[@whynot4318]

That's it! Laughter is the key to everything! It's the solution to all the sadness in the world! The world's not sad! The world's funny! I'm a sociopaaath!

[@eythunwyatt7509]

owen pope Actually a bullet to the head is an instant pain reliever

[@eythunwyatt7509]

owen pope You're welcome, that'll be three hundred dollars

[@_10101A_]

Hm.. ive never had the "laughter" medicine.

[@freezycastform99]

Otaku desuu :3 I saw an old man slip and fall. Hey, what a fucking idiot

[@pettingbears]

0:34 I don't know what that is that he's doing with his voice there, but it brings me more joy than most other things.

[@daltonboyd793]

Ya lol

[@starmarine5813]

Vibrato

[@sammybarnes7163]

@@starmarine5813 No no it's vibrater

[@curtburchette5079]

I'm a Gemini and killed my twin on the way out at birth!!!

[@megasauruss]

Oh my god

[@catnep8373]

Curt Burchette that's ironic but sad

[@pandaslovefaith8314]

@@catnep8373 *sad plays in the background *

[@bongodongo9229]

Omg I just got that lol

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

Guts sad music plays

[@DarkFalconTBA06]

Whenever I hear irony I think FineBros

[@nothingtoseehere1517]

I was the 100th like

[@ratzzi7301]

Finally someone who gets what irony is....I love how he has small off-notes on the piano that show when his mood is unraveling or becoming darker...

[@kayagorzan]

"I can't grow a beard" Well I think that idea really grew on him

[@mastergamer398]

THE FIRST FREAKING LAUGH AT 2:56 JUST KILLS ME. IT DOES BECAUSE IF I WAS IN THERE, I WOULD BE THE ONE LAUGHING FIRST OUT OF AWKWARDNESS.

[@TerezaP95]

I can’t help myself but every time I hear “waterpark is burned to the ground” I remember “FIRE?!? AT A SEAPARKS?!?”

[@alexc6453]

Taught me irony better than my English teachers

[@Rurattee]

And I got my sterile uncle pregnant on my girlfriend's pull-out couch!

[@nightmareeclipse2331]

COMEDY

[@TBMprodutions]

+Nightmare Eclipse AHAHAH CLASSIC COMEDY (Sad)

[@sherrynoff]

+TBM Productions i saw a little kid drop his ice cream cone dirECTLY ON HIS MOTHERS CORPSE

[@TBMprodutions]

DUNN

[@TheNitro]

Dj Jelly I guess we are even

[@joshuaaerontormis7062]

Im so proud of the dude cuz he finally did something he thought he couldn't do... like growing a beard

[@kirkymc3609]

204 people got their girlfriends pregnant on their sterile uncles pull out couch.

[@JohnDoe-fz3nu]

1.7k now.

[@xBRoWNxSHARTx]

I used the child labor one in English as an example of irony and gotta bunch if laughs xD love ya bo

[@hazel2718]

Original

[@villageemerald8899]

EXACTLY

[@meend6456]

Bo has a beard now, isn't that ironic?

[@pandamonium7170]

"And I can grow a beard, that one's not ironic that one's just sad." It took him ten years...but he did it.

[@nateisanerd]

I memorized this entire song after one listen but no matter how hard I tried, for about six months, I couldn’t sing the I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C to save my life. Now I can sing the entire thing from memory.

[@sans_gf453]

What if the kitten that hung itself (from his song "sad")was because the cat that Bo killed was the kitten's mother/father

[@daltonboyd793]

OMG YOUR A GEINUS

[@fakename3906]

I hate when people don't show there true selves.. like use you're freaking real names

[@aileshadownest4606]

Fake Name This is ironic

[@thehufflepuff8560]

Well isn't that I- R- O- N- I- C

[@user-vx2up4ze4d]

This comment needs more likes.

[@Geck0GC]

Their* your*

[@pottaishi8679]

Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C

[@SenseiUsami]

“I can’t grow a beard” *Bo Burnham grows a beard over quarantine* WELL ISN’T THAT I R O N I C

[@clodolcmidnights837]

I R O N I C I N O R I R O N I C

[@floydfreeman1318]

“ I adopted a child from over seas to rescue him from child labour factories and on his very first birthday we went to build a bear work shop” 😂😂😂 it always makes me laugh

[@jacobevingham8495]

Favorite line in the whole song😂

[@avasolberg5067]

this guy need to become president Y'all I posted this comment 3 years ago and somehow it has 2.5k likes wtf😂

[@avasolberg5067]

vote bo burnham for president

[@foxtrotauxilium]

He's not old enough.

[@zaggattack]

iCat816 First of all, what a buzzkill. Second of all, he's 25 or older (don't remember how old)

[@PersonaSimon]

26

[@neontheabysswalker8253]

ZachAttack2004 you need to be 35

[@legofan370]

"And I can't grow a beard!" 2020 Bo Burnham: *Hold my quarantine*

[@vaporeonsimp99]

fun fact: At 2:35 you can actually hear one of the motifs from art is dead.

[@DrSimpp]

The way the song ended was pure genius

[@williamschaeffer409]

i listen to bo everyday so inspiring

[@hexspell125]

William Schaeffer Same

[@JayG666]

The Chorus is beyond perfect.

[@mistersmiley9425]

friend: favorite song me: ironic friend: what's ironic me: it's ironic friend: what me: the song friend: how me: *dead inside*

[@antisocial._butterfly5575]

Yesss

[@thomaschoate976]

“I can’t grow a beard...” yeah, sure buddy

[@daorklis5305]

Ironic isn't it?

[@HowdyHowdy_]

The biggest irony is that iconic beard he's sporting now

[@mayamartinez409]

2:28 "And I can't grow a beard..." *Welcome To The Internet starts playing in the distance.*

[@fafafagat]

(I believe in the Zodiac Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic Uh, this is something a little bit mor- Something a little bit morbidly ironic, my grandmother Uh, she was a Cancer and She was actually killed by a giant crab This is a song about the idea of irony So strap in!) My dog's stomach was very upset So I put him in the car and we went to the vet And on our way to the vet I killed a cat Hey, I said isn't that ironic? I adopted a child from overseas To rescue him from child labor factories And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-a-Bear workshop Isn't that ironic? Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? A water park has burned to the ground, and a A tow truck has broken down I always used to cry when I laughed And then I was raped by a clown Isn't that ironic? I was watching Al Gore on CNN He was talking and talking and talking and then Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself Isn't that ironic? I dated an animal rights activist And one day, she got really pissed Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in "pita" bread ("PETA"? Fuck it) Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C? I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's "pull-out" couch Isn't that ironic? I-R-O-N-I-C Yeah, if everyday you play the board game Risk You've probably never taken a Risk in your life And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the board game market A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from Operation And I can't grow a beard That one's not ironic, that one's just sad Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant My grandfather had Alzheimer's And one day we were

[@tomriddle9375]

fafafagat its a lyric video...

[@SkyTheBlueCat]

Tom Riddle yes but this is the corrected lyrics well at least without some of the misspellings and all

[@fafafagat]

Tom Riddle Sometimes I like looking down at the comments.

[@thehufflepuff8560]

Tom Riddle I THOUGHT HARRY KILLED YOU

[@xTiessieman506x]

fafafagat oh wow

[@vel7506]

The guy who laughs saying "that's stupid" after Bo finishes with the Alzheimer's line lives in my head rent free

[@jamesmitchell6284]

I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C!!!!!!!

[@flawtyjohn133]

The first grandma joke was funny to me, because the german word for "cancer" means "krebs, and the german word for Crab, also means "Krebs". So she had cancer and got killed by a giant cancer

[@riverkagamine6229]

Yeah. Or, because Cancer is a giant crab. That works too.

[@AWlpsSHOW36]

Ohhhhh, that's clever!

[@certified_geek7536]

Bo in 2012: I can't grow a beard... It's not ironic, it's just sad Bo in 2021: *has a beard* Me: now isn't that ironic 🎶

[@luckypanther9993]

02:29 well upon seeing the teaser for his new special that line didn’t age well

[@rachelhallowell6680]

"I can't grow a beard that was not ironic that one's just sad" 2021 : if only that were true

[@piotrekski-420]

i love how the titanic joke, for 1 second flies over everyone's head, and *then* it clicks.

[@thatoneguy5347]

"... And I can't grow a beard" Me: "Well, isn't that ironic"

[@iblame_nargles]

If there any AH fans here doesn't this laugh sound like Ray's? 2:55 He's also the first one to laugh and Ray comes up with jokes pretty quickly. Maybe I just like AH too much and I'm just hearing things but idk

[@mexrell]

+CtrlAltDel i think you're just hearing things bro

[@iblame_nargles]

mexrell Yeah probably

[@TheLoredOfBored]

+CtrlAltDel I see where you're coming from.

[@hermioneg2929]

no I agree with you

[@sharksfan2041]

It's probably not Ray, but interesting thought. Go Achievement Hunter and go Bo Burnham!

[@Trebobble]

2:50 when your the first one to understand a joke lmao 😂

[@thiusw]

Hi. I have Alzheimers. I think Bo Burnham is

[@hoppyman11]

Good thing you remembered to hit the post button.

[@MultiChannel21]

hoppyman11 ha!

[@coolL1CHman]

g man

[@jhutchyboy1]

I think your opinion is very

[@syd3418]

You guys are so

[@EurekaX]

So it seems like he *could* grow a beard.

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

I Needed this. Thank you.

[@zikry4787]

That beard part aged well...

[@smelliott2347]

isn't that ironic?

[@b1rt74]

ts funny how ironic the "and I can grow a beard" line is

[@neo9416]

The way he said "yeah, i said isn't it ironic" on 0:33 is so satisfying

[@captainskittle4286]

He has a beard now!!!

[@hiddensquish5907]

that’s ironic

[@PasteyAnimates]

Keep the clowns the away....please......don't....

[@redd-qh4xn]

At 1:03 he should say at end "true story been I rape by a clown, will it actually a female clown which I didn't cry at all but I did so".

[@mytatos]

" i can’t grow a beard " that aged ironically

[@MBohr]

His new special "inside" proofs that he can definitely grow a beard

[@syrehatescheese1022]

One of my favourite way to describe irony is Pavlov’s dog. Every time a bell is rung, the dogs mouth starts to drool because it expects a treat, and will run to where it gets fed, that’s simple stuff. BUT, now every time Pavlov hears a bell ring, he will expect to have to give a dog a treat, or for a dog to run up to him. I don’t know why it’s my favourite because it’s difficult to explain to people in real life, but the idea of your theory happening not only to the subjects but to you as-well is funny.

[@lck_me3037]

0:51 he isnt actualy spelling "ironic", isn't that ironic?

[@nutmeg6850]

i cant grow a beard look at you now well done

[@annemariefolsom272]

"And I can't grow a beard. That's not ironic. That one's just sad." beautiful....just beautiful.

[@wrathvenge]

I feel rather slow. After hearing this song so many times, I only just understood the "got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles *pull-out* couch". Damnitall, how did I miss the pulling out bit?

[@iamtaylorcad]

-A crab is the sign of Cancer in the Zodiac. -Taking a dog to the vet and killing a cat on the way should be self explanatory. -Child Labor Factories where they build stuff, taking the kid to BUILD A BEAR. Where he builds something. -The Clown one I don't get either, but it makes me laugh. -Al Gore talks about Global Warming and how it's detrimental to the Polar Bear. -Pita is a kind of bread, PETA is an animal rights group. It's a play on words. -Suffocation on a game piece from Operation should be self explanatory. -Bob Barker used to say "Have your pets spayed or neutered" at the end of every episode of The Price is Right. -Alzheimer's is a short term memory loss disorder.

[@wrathvenge]

I know, it's just the pullout one I missed. The other ones are pretty obvious though

[@_nosignalfound_]

Same

[@huothedutchie292]

2:33 kinda sounded like "art is dead" at the beginning

[@moimoi1848]

2:28 in 2023 that guy now has a full beard lmao

[@thutchins08]

Bo: I always used to cry when I lauhed and then I was raped by a clown Also Bo: Dresses up like a clown for the beginning of Make Happy