I've noticed that when people discover that they had a past life 2000 years ago... it's hardly ever as a toga salesman.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
💯
@a.morrigan58702 жыл бұрын
So true!
@troubledsole91042 жыл бұрын
Which is too bad because I really have a lot of questions for a good ancient toga salesman.
@michelesmith26202 жыл бұрын
Hey, there's good money in togas. It's more cost effective now that you can outsource to China, and sell through Amazon and Walmart..
@Gizziiusa2 жыл бұрын
how about a tent salesman ? would that suffice ?
@DonPeyote4202 жыл бұрын
"And, behold, one of them which were with the Australian Jesus stretched out his hand, and drew his sword. And Australian Jesus said: "That's not a knoife. THIS is a knoife", and he drew his own 12 inch bowie knife. And the soldiers soiled their garments and ran away into the bush. And the Australian Jesus drank a tinnie of Tooheys and it was good..."
@daniboy91982 жыл бұрын
😂
@judepower44252 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laugh!
@LDiamondz2 жыл бұрын
lol. 😆
@MegaMesozoic2 жыл бұрын
Spike Milligan would like that one!
@Adara0072 жыл бұрын
Lol! Thanks for putting a humorous spin on an otherwise quite disturbing situation.
@lindaouellette66562 жыл бұрын
I worked in a locked psych unit for 20 years and I lost count of how many Jesus’s I met in that time.
@Mr.Morden Жыл бұрын
As a guy who thought I was Jesus for a while, I too met another Jesus in the mental hospital. He told me he fought in Afghanistan and that one of the pro basketball players on his t-shirt was trying to kill him and I should be careful if I see him. Then some days later I entered a full blown psychosis and I actually ran up to him, fell to my knees, then started saying "I'm pretty sure I'm the real Jesus, like I'm **really** pretty sure I'm Jesus." My hope was that I was wrong. When this other Jesus reacted he just said "get up off the floor man, you aren't Jesus". The whole reason I thought I was Jesus is because of the hallucinations I was having that were confirming my delusions, but they were also confirming my assumptions about other people there. Religious notions were snuck into my mind because I was admitted at midnight to a room. I was waiting alone in the dark in the common area to be taken to my room, everyone was asleep except this one very pregnant woman who mysteriously walked up to me, told me "the prophecy had been fulfilled", then she walked away to her room. My reaction was "well I'm definitely in a mental hospital." not making anything of it. That little thing grew into an explanation for the things that were happening to me. I also caused this woman to have her own delusions through my actions and words. At various points I thought I might be God, Satan, some other various deity, or maybe the object of a psychic operation by the CIA or aliens testing human minds. The craziest thing that still sticks with me is that I somehow knew the hardships of other people there. I would just walk up to someone, start talking, and somehow I knew why they were there. Today at times it still feels like something or someone is putting ideas into my mind. It's as if they are trying to secretly communicate with me through manipulating my surroundings to create an excess of coincidences. I think this phenomena is the origin of religion.
@micnorton9487 Жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Morden..what hallucinations? You relate a bunch of delusions,, some of which still seem active,, but a person can be delusional without being overtly psychotic or schizophrenic... The Q cult encourages this sort of delusional thinking and even cements it in people's minds by having a well-known political figure, Donald The Dumpster Trump, spouting this crap every chance he gets over social and television media... Sounds to me like you were in an extremely pliable delusional state and you just picked up on the religious cues and just kinda ran with it,, and the pregnant lady just said that basically so you wouldn't harm her... I've been in a psych ward also and it is strange how the background of a situation can catch many of the "residents" in a web of dysfunctionality,, I described it more than one time to the Doctor who was supposedly in charge of this circus as "being treated like children of the most dysfunctional parents in the universe",, being as how the staff would treat the patients like children but without any of the parent- like compensation... Of course if you're just there to create a paper trail to get free benefits the rest of your life, you get tired of this stuff pretty quick and opt out...give you an example.. .. when I first got there the first time I met with this doctor, he said, because I was supposedly suicidal,, he says it wouldn't bother me in the slightest if you were to commit suicide, it wouldn't affect my life at all... So I thought about that for half a second, and I said, that makes sense Doc.. how far do you drive to get here every morning, turned out he had to commute from around the metro area, probably about 60 miles total, so I said, that's an awful long way and you can get in a car accident in any mile of that... And to tell you the truth, it really won't affect my life one way or another if there's a different doctor here tomorrow... If you were to get killed in a car accident tonight, it wouldn't bother me at all... After that we had a more adult relationship...
@micnorton9487 Жыл бұрын
Linda,, it's a pretty common thing,, in one psych ward in a large city I met a guy who said,, "it's only Tuesday and we got a Jesus and a John the Baptist,, wait till the weekend,, then God Jesus and all 12 disciples will be here"... I didn't really see the humor in that but I'm older now and,, actually I still don't really see the humor in that...
@ceeemm1901 Жыл бұрын
Ever met a "Judas" in there?
@bethmunden7328 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@kathalloran58282 жыл бұрын
I lived in Kingaroy at one point and met his son who is a youth worker there and several of the members of his cult who were in a band with my son .My daughter has served 'Jesus and Mary' in the bank. Thanks for doing this one. I've since left Kingaroy , Kingaroy is best known for it's peanuts and perhaps nuts of all sorts 😂
@Aussie5652 жыл бұрын
Tristan was a beautiful kind soul Was he happy when you saw him?
@kathalloran58282 жыл бұрын
@@Aussie565 yes he had a smile that lit up the room and was sporting a look similar to singer Xavier Rudd.
@Aussie5652 жыл бұрын
@@kathalloran5828 aww beautiful Thank you x
@SteveDorrans2 жыл бұрын
Except peanuts aren't really nuts. So maybe it's famous for legumes of all kinds?
@kathalloran58282 жыл бұрын
@@SteveDorransnuts and a few vegetables.
@esteemedmortal59172 жыл бұрын
Can we have a reality show where contestants are all people who believe they’re Jesus? And they have to prove their miracle powers, Jesus trivia, and benevolence.
@TheDarkness12 жыл бұрын
This! Amazing idea! Let's do it! 😁
@buttercxpdraws81012 жыл бұрын
Awesome!!
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Also Elvis and they have to sing good!🎶🎸🎤
@TheDarkness12 жыл бұрын
@@bthomson sing "well"
@DameVonBonDaisy2 жыл бұрын
Lol by doing magic tricks
@steph77382 жыл бұрын
“Your own, personal, Australian Jesus” -Depeche Mode
@kggresham2 жыл бұрын
“Reach out and touch faith, mate”
@trippmoore2 жыл бұрын
Throw another Christ on the barbie!
@LDiamondz2 жыл бұрын
lol. Good one, counselor!
@greckendale2 жыл бұрын
@@kggresham love it!
@mustangnawt12 жыл бұрын
Haha. Freakin love that song
@michelelein90942 жыл бұрын
Dr. Grande should have a stand-up comedy show. His observation asides are hilarious.
@alanmontoya71622 жыл бұрын
The only channel I can laugh at the jokes without feeling guilty.
@ailsahosford56942 жыл бұрын
You’re a genius at making me burst out laughing while keeping a straight face.
@mediocreman63232 жыл бұрын
I have the feeling that the doctor had to cut out the many takes where he just burst out into laughter.
@lindahurst71142 жыл бұрын
@@mediocreman6323 and what would you give to see some of those “out-takes”? I hope he puts together one small episode of what got cut out.
@LDiamondz2 жыл бұрын
@@mediocreman6323 Have you seen Dr. Grande's video titled: 'Jeffrey Toobin Scandal Analyses?' The whole thing is hilarious, and you wonder how he could say those things without cracking himself up. Short answer: He CAN'T. Watch the bloopers at the end of the video. It is so funny. It's worth a watch, I guarantee it! 😆
@LDiamondz2 жыл бұрын
@@lindahurst7114 lol. Watch the Jeffrey Toobin video.
@lindahurst71142 жыл бұрын
@@LDiamondz Thankyou for information. Will check it out. How kind of you to share. 🙏👍😉
@mollysilverman68032 жыл бұрын
Doc, I don’t know how you get through some of this with a straight face!
@sirrenn19362 жыл бұрын
I caught him once almost crack a smile...
@ryan.19902 жыл бұрын
Empathy I guess
@sarahspencer10102 жыл бұрын
His report about the lizard people is the one where I was amazed he kept a straight face.
@DameVonBonDaisy2 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏
@pebblepod302 жыл бұрын
I'm just saying - this talk here has very many facts wrong, because of using media sources instead of original sources (see Todd's description). I made a partial list of them in comment above.
@yamlwoz2 жыл бұрын
Love your humour. It's fantastic to learn more about psychology while laughing, thank you!
@latkagravas9862 ай бұрын
👍, Dr. Todd called out this 'schrimp on the Barbie nut!"
@-nanabanana2 ай бұрын
Agreed 😅Great fun😂
@Aussie5652 жыл бұрын
You say they “don’t think” His focus is on FEELING usually negative feelings. It’s easer to control a vulnerable and depressed person
@sonjawilliams9892 жыл бұрын
Hey there Doll. I hope you are ok after this
@Aussie5652 жыл бұрын
Yeah no worries He doesn’t upset me at all It’s my son who I miss knowing xx
@brianpratt32242 жыл бұрын
I always suspected Jesus would be Australian.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Yes! There is just something about the down under continent that lets people be themselves (with beer!)
@coweatsman2 жыл бұрын
It's where he likes to hang out and typically at a cross road.
@The_Crusty_Old_Hag_Next_Door2 жыл бұрын
100% 👍🇦🇺
@vls37712 жыл бұрын
Yea...gooday mate crack open a tinny and let's have a nag about the good old days when the Romans ruled....
@trippmoore2 жыл бұрын
Struth!
@jltrem2 жыл бұрын
Barnum said it best. Every minute.
@PoeLemic2 жыл бұрын
Yes, every single minute -- another fool is born.
@amandarobbins25302 жыл бұрын
I love how dr grande absolutely nails his pronounciation of Melbourne every time
@samjam23762 жыл бұрын
Dr Grande, I once again respectively request that you consider analyzing cult followers/members. What do they have in common? What attracts them to cults, etc, etc,?
@clairemarie13612 жыл бұрын
I’m currently writing a research content analysis regarding this. I can share once finished if you’d like.
@evaleeturner44142 ай бұрын
There missing something in there life there lonely depressed have mental illness
@leonievanheerden70902 жыл бұрын
"First wife not so understanding"...I think she understood completely.Thank you Dr Grande for your as always interesting videos 🌵
@Aussie5652 жыл бұрын
They broke up before the Jesus crap He was “in love” with a girl 12 yrs younger They broke up before the cult
@Aussie5652 жыл бұрын
I understood completely!!
@thereseservais9242 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't understand this "good news" either. The real one is miles away from that crap. Great humor once again Dr Grande !
@rachel-in-the-2082 жыл бұрын
I seriously doubt his parents were “understanding”
@rachel-in-the-2082 жыл бұрын
@@thereseservais924 I think we speak the same language.
@NudePostingConspiracyTheories2 жыл бұрын
I love the Dire Straits song’s reflection on this topic: “Two men sayin they’re Jesus. One of them must be wrong “.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Love this!😍
@Guinevere.6252 жыл бұрын
Mark Knopfler knows the truth, brother.
@audreyandlinCompany2 жыл бұрын
Jesus is also a common name in Mexico.
@dkeith452 жыл бұрын
Even more interesting when there's three: The Three Christs Of Ypsilanti, Milton Rokeach 1964.
@gilbertfranklin15372 жыл бұрын
@@audreyandlinCompany - I recently had a client who moved here from Mexico 8 years ago and now speaks English fairly well. He told me that the name Jesus (which they pronounce 'Hay-soose') is not meant to be given in recognition of the Jesus in Christian religions (pronounced 'Geez-us'). I have absolutely no idea whether this is true or not, and have not discussed with any other Hispanic people... but l agree it is a pretty common name among them. Maybe someone can clear this up?
@cindyhesson24802 жыл бұрын
Love you and your shows!! You make me laugh my ass off while calling out these people and their wild theories! ! Thank you for keeping us sane doc!!
@jdwyer57084 ай бұрын
The topic and the comments are really insufferable. The teachings of AJ MILLER are both supported by archaic book and far and away the most advanced consciousness teachings on the planet.. which "curiously" is 100% consistent with what a celestial Jesus-like being WOULD SHARE ON EARTH. - not to mention AJ Miller is the ONLY SPIRITUAL-TEACHER on the planet who teaches the spirits which are channeled through. All other medium and psychics BELIEVE the spirits. :smh: The quality of his shared content and his own life completely support his Jesus claims. And then there are people like me who support him. I am a real highly educated, non-religious, no drug, no accident, no sickness, no vaccine, athletic, artistic, mathematical super-nerd whom... if you can't take seriously (given my objective credentials and skills).. then you really have ZERO interest in considering higher truths. And this also is one of the teachings of AUSSIE JESUS.. that people actually have no interest in real truth.. generally due to lack of humility. Just one of hundreds of teachings which prove themselves 100% correct all the time.. as THEY ARE truths. Peace and God Bless.
@latkagravas9862 ай бұрын
Indeed.
@philbob_d9254 Жыл бұрын
I love your show Dr Grande. I'm addicted. I especially love the slipped in jokes. Very entertaining. Keep the videos coming
@cottontails90032 жыл бұрын
Great analysis Dr Grande. I'm from Australia, I've never heard of this group. But your humour was pure gold. I personally believe, they are con artists , playing on people who lack critical thinking skills. Thank you Dr Grande. Great topic
@pebblepod302 жыл бұрын
In a lot of Todd's videos, he uses original sources when he can get them, but he does not use them here at all.
@cottontails90032 жыл бұрын
@@pebblepod30 Thank you for that.
@coweatsman2 жыл бұрын
The guy was interviewed by Derick Lambet of the Mythvision YT channel. Quite a hoot to listen to.
@cottontails90032 жыл бұрын
@@coweatsman Thank you, I will look it up.
@pebblepod302 жыл бұрын
@@cottontails9003 I suggest that you look up the FULL UNEDITED interview which will usually be on their own channel. Media often interview them for hours, then just cut & edit everything to create the narrative they want, instead of the narrative they find (& can you blame them? Imagine how bad this would make you look to your colleges if you the truth wasn't what everyone expected?)
@prospectorpete37382 жыл бұрын
I'm from Australia and I've never heard of these two fruit bags.
@seren96132 жыл бұрын
Omg really they've been on A Current Affair & other news outlets. Fruit loops is an apt description 😳 he has been accused of some horrific things. I'm also from Oz 🇦🇺
@sandra17612 жыл бұрын
60 Minutes Australia did a documentary about this guy some time ago.
@seren96132 жыл бұрын
@@sandra1761 yes they did 👍
@TJDious2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you've been missing out on some free entertainment.
@pepelemoko012 жыл бұрын
For our population, we punch above our weight class when it comes to ratbags.
@justchevrotainrating2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Grande is out here straight gutting these fledgling theologies.
@Trancegirl19662 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian and we are chuffed when Dr Grande speaks about cult leaders from down under. I saw an interview with Alan Miller. He is a fraudster and an attention seeker. I'm glad that he does not live in my part of Australia.
@suziex41902 жыл бұрын
"I guess 1,900 years in the spirit world wasn't enough to work out his fear issues." Dr. Grande that was hilarious! Thank you for another great video.
@nodiggity94722 жыл бұрын
Don't encourage him, he's bad enough as it is.
@seren96132 жыл бұрын
There have been some really disturbing and horrific accusations made about this guy there are a couple of programs about him here in Australia, he's been accused of seducing female members and breaking up families. The guy should be in Jail not a compound. He and his Mary IMHO are more dangerous because of the fact they're a couple and seem less dangerous, thanks for doing this one Dr Grande. 🖤☺
@goldfishi57762 жыл бұрын
That doesn’t sound very miraculous..
@seren96132 жыл бұрын
@@goldfishi5776 no sounds nefarious 😬
@FrankBenlin2 жыл бұрын
The part of having sex with everything is standard operations for cult leaders. They're lucky he's not chasing children around.
@cliveedwards29582 жыл бұрын
@@FrankBenlin he probably is chasing children around
@The_Crusty_Old_Hag_Next_Door2 жыл бұрын
@@FrankBenlin he would be
@gordonbelle13752 жыл бұрын
Dr Grande has studied cult leaders enough that he could actually start one. I'm in!
@yourheartlightreiki10 ай бұрын
Your dry sense of humor is excellent, Dr. Grande ... it's like my Grandfather's British sense of humor. Thanks for your interesting takes on this and other cults.
@geebee32562 жыл бұрын
During the whole David Koresh deal, I was listening to talk radio & the DJ said, “You can see where the son of God needs corrective lenses” and I laughed so hard, I could hardly breathe. Good point. 😂
@nodiggity94722 жыл бұрын
All those poor people the Feds burned alive could hardly breath either.
@GabrielShakkori Жыл бұрын
@@nodiggity9472 the feds were not 100% to blame this was a dangerous situation that karesh should have never allowed to get this far he had multiple chances to send people out it's sad either way but don't base your facts just on that silly drama movie
@nodiggity9472 Жыл бұрын
@@GabrielShakkori I don't even know what 'silly movie' you mean. I remember following the events as they happened, in real time. And what I remember was a huge over-reaction from at least two federal agencies (FBI & ATF) who appeared to be flexing on one another in order to justify their presence at the scene. If you can justify the fed's response to a non-violent situation demanding they set fire to a building full of frightened people, then you need to go back and re-examine the case.
@prof.jorgequintas2402 жыл бұрын
Dr. Grande, I love when you talk about cult leaders.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@candiceyoung82442 жыл бұрын
Same
@patricianoel77829 ай бұрын
I would like you to evaluate Joseph Smith Jr. The founder of the Mormon church/The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. “The B.I.T.E. Model” by Steven Hassen. Thanks.
@moonchild70332 жыл бұрын
I love your analysis mixed in with humour & wit. Having a good giggle with an interesting case analysis is fantastic!
@debbiesunlight70472 жыл бұрын
Your straight face kills me 😂 oh that ‘hell’ bit was so funny ….well it all was funny as hell. You always cheer me up… not that I need it ….Hilarious.
@gio54082 жыл бұрын
"You can tell them by their fruit" comes to mind. As does "follow the money"
@oOIIIMIIIOo2 жыл бұрын
As does 'Love is the answer' …
@Jared_Wignall2 жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched the whole video yet, but I’m going to go out on a leap and say No, he isn’t Jesus. But this does sound interesting, so thank you for the video Dr. Grande.
@sarahspencer10102 жыл бұрын
LOL! I was thinking the same thing.
@ChristinaTodd19702 жыл бұрын
Nope. Not Jesus.
@TheDarkness12 жыл бұрын
Agreed, maybe he's Jeebus and living in a world of neuroticism.
@Fluffimuff2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ will come again, but he said it will be like lightning comes from the East to the West and everyone will know it. And he warned that there would be people like this guy claiming to be Jesus. The real Jesus Christ hasn't been floating around as a spirit he bodily arose on the third day and sits at the right hand of God the Father.
@Oona7072 жыл бұрын
That's quite a leap. Lol I don't know man
@erickdeveau86352 жыл бұрын
I'm about to watch this right now and I can't wait! You're so cool. Thanks. From Erick.
@jeffstellarry79962 жыл бұрын
I love videos doc does on cults and conspiracy theories! The deadpan jokes are priceless!
@RacheyBoBachey2 жыл бұрын
I say this calls for a "Christ Contest"/ "Jesus off" between all the modern contenders! I'd buy a ticket just for the wine and fish! :)
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Don Novello's character Father Guido Sarducci said all you need to be a saint is two miracles and a card trick!😇🃏
@L8-APEX2 жыл бұрын
"Jesus off" 😂 😂
@TheDarkness12 жыл бұрын
I'm in! Where do I sign up? 😁
@zeldapinwheel70432 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the bread.
@setaside22 жыл бұрын
I'm only in if they promise to keep the fish of better quality than your usual holy tilapia.
@thegoodlife632 жыл бұрын
“ ………an insult to every hard-working cult-leader out there” good one
@ariadneschild84602 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of these people and I'm Australian so thank you for bringing this to my attention, religion really does some strange things to people.
@sheilad.11282 жыл бұрын
“Hell-strength air freshener” 🤣 This is your funnest video thus far. Amazing you did this with a straight face. As tempting as it sounds, thank you for stopping us from joining his cult. I don’t think I could function without thinking 🤣
@skepticusmaximus1842 жыл бұрын
"Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. There's a protest singer, he's singing a protest song." ( *Mark Knoppler -* Industrial Disease).
@Guinevere.6252 жыл бұрын
Love Mark Knopfler ❤️
@coweatsman2 жыл бұрын
Only one way to settle a dispute between 2 rival Jesusi is for a panel of professional wine tasters to taste their vinicultural creations from a feedstock of water. Also who can sink the bread and fishes futures markets the quickest.
@sheilagravely56212 жыл бұрын
Amazing what people will believe, and even more amazing what they think WE should believe.
@trippmoore2 жыл бұрын
The fact that anyone believes in Jesus at all is pretty crazy.
@michellejohnsen9122 жыл бұрын
@@trippmoore check out cold case Christianity, it's 100% true that Jesus of Nazareth is real.
@asdfgh-uh6cy2 жыл бұрын
@@michellejohnsen912 There's no evidence for the existence of Jesus, Moses, or Muhammad.
@nodiggity94722 жыл бұрын
@@asdfgh-uh6cy Then how come its all meticulously recorded in The Holy Bible?
@nodiggity94722 жыл бұрын
(KJV)
@11cabadger2 жыл бұрын
Congrats, Dr Grande. You managed to get through the entire background portion of this video without a trace of emotion. Guess you don't qualify for membership in this sect of The Secret believers, but you certainly have impressed me and your many commenters who've remarked on your superlative deadpan skills. Have there been studies done on which religious figure is most often "reincarnated" or, as in this case, "transported" back to Earth? Buddha, Mohammed, Shiva, they don't seem to get the same Press as Jesus. Is that just because of Western bias or do non-Christians just have a better grasp on reality? As always, appreciate your efforts ❤️
@KatrinaJoseph Жыл бұрын
The ironical part is Jesus himself was a cult leader . He had all the attributes of one. Or he was a delusional man claiming to be a "son of God."
@DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT2 жыл бұрын
I never cease to be amazed at the incredible gullibility of people who fall for these absurd cults. Critical thinking seems to be a lost art among a large percentage of the human population.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
And how!
@bxdxggxdxb27752 жыл бұрын
Is there really that much difference between believing THIS GUY is Jesus, vs believing you "have a personal relationship with Jesus" (like literally billions of people believe)? In a way, these cult members are the less gullible ones- at least the object of their worship can be shown to actually EXIST.
@dkeith452 жыл бұрын
@Ricardo Mercedes Exactly, and that anyone keeps voting Democrat is further proof.
@gilbertfranklin15372 жыл бұрын
@@bxdxggxdxb2775 - BINGO! (I'd say you were brilliant if I could pronounce your damn name)...😏
@DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT2 жыл бұрын
@@dkeith45 Neither party has the plight of the average citizen as a priority. The Republicans are no better, and don't forget that ALL of the TV evangelist con artists are supporters of the Republican party.
@user-cs1un6sp1wRennata2 жыл бұрын
"They need to think a certain way to be happy but they are not allowed to think"
@thetoddlanders19922 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who thought he was Jesus after something of a spiritual awakening and, soon enough, he met a woman who agreed with him and thought she was Mary Magdalene. They also had friends who thought they were Judas, John the Baptist, etc. Anyway, they all grew out of it sooner or later.
@CatBrash2 жыл бұрын
it's very interesting you found him. I watched him a few years ago and he gave me David Koresh reborn vibes... I talked to him and even said it and they both lost it on me and told me to rebuke that in the name of Jesus Christ.. It was scary. be careful Dr.Grande.
@rhondajohnson83102 жыл бұрын
"Hell Strength Febreeze product line." Classic.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
💐👹
@jilltaylor85672 жыл бұрын
Another entertaining video as always Dr G! As an Aussie, I'm not surprised Jesus chose our gorgeous country as a place to live. I hope I'll have enough time to build an ark for when the tidal waves hit!
@LDiamondz2 жыл бұрын
Of course he'd be there. Everyone wants to see the coral reef, after all!
@KnutFan2 жыл бұрын
Oz has the best birds too! 🐦🦜
@michelesmith26202 жыл бұрын
He needs to help the koalas. What did they ever do wrong?
@f.g00gle442 жыл бұрын
@@KnutFan so many birds after me aye
@soup9492 жыл бұрын
i swear Dr. Grande most of your videos have a line or few that has me burst out laughing everytime, this one is killer. love your analysis’
@mikepostle11372 жыл бұрын
Actually one of the funniest ones yet Dr Grande, please more content like this !! 😂🤣
@seltzertime28092 жыл бұрын
“His wife didn’t react too positively after hearing the good news.” LOL.
@thedanielstraight2 жыл бұрын
This is incredible, Doctor. I really like how you can tell when the ridiculousness of this overrides your Level 100 Deadpan skill. Thank you for bringing attention to issues like this in your unique way. Edit: they really went full-blown Dante's Inferno. I'm stocking up on Hell-strength air fresheners because I know that's where I'm headed.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Great comment!🏆
@reignorshine.2 жыл бұрын
A Friend of mine did that he got all his supplies ready for a trip to hell , and then after all that preparation he just left them lying next to his dead body . Doh !
@thedanielstraight2 жыл бұрын
@@reignorshine. This is definitely a quandary of the highest degree. I'm not sure how to take the items with us. 🤣
@ramonaearnest47092 жыл бұрын
👍🤣
@panpan-vz3om Жыл бұрын
I love Dr. Grande's straight face humor.
@Swanky954722 жыл бұрын
Love you Dr. Grande!
@nonprogrediestregredi17112 жыл бұрын
If he is really the Jesus of Nazareth that was written about in the gospels and remembers his life of two millennia ago, he should easily speak first century Aramaic. I would love to see him try. I know it was mentioned in the video, but it would be something he should absolutely be able to do if his claim was remotely true.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Always an excuse for the hard stuff!
@BenState2 жыл бұрын
Jesus didn't exist. From Nazareth or Bethlehem?
@reignorshine.2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing , also what language did he converse with Plato?
@michellejohnsen9122 жыл бұрын
@@BenState He was born in Bethlehem and grew up in Nazareth.
@midneis2 жыл бұрын
So, if somebody could speak Aramaic it would prove they are Jesus? It would only prove they could speak Aramaic. Just like if somebody could speak Latin wouldn't prove they were Julius Caesar re-incarnated. lol
@manickayak92212 жыл бұрын
I'm sucked into a cult.... my 6 rescue cats. They totally control my emotional financial and spacial places. I control their survival and happiness. And I'm good with! I chose to do. I'm a born again Atheist and find these stories fascinating!
@gilbertfranklin15372 жыл бұрын
Manic Kayak - I am agnostic and cannot believe that anyone is Atheist. How can you PROVE that a person doesn't exist who doesn't exist? It is even difficult to prove cultists are crazy - though Dr Grande does a pretty good job of it, even without diagnosing anyone... 😉
@Catlily52 жыл бұрын
What is a born again Atheist?
@trippmoore2 жыл бұрын
@@gilbertfranklin1537 Learn the definitions of words, dude. And what exactly is it that you are agnostic about? I myself am an agnostic atheist, and are the vast majority of so-called atheists. It means that I don’t know if any god or gods exist (or ever existed) and I don’t believe a god or gods exists. Atheism goes to one’s beliefs about gods, while agnosticism goes to what one knows about something. I’m agnostic about unicorns too, but I don’t call myself an agnostic because of it. But then again, I’m also aunicornist (if I may coin a word) because I don’t believe they exist. I don’t need to prove anything becuase I’m not making a positive claim. You, my friend, are also an agnostic atheist I would surmise.
@trippmoore2 жыл бұрын
@@Catlily5 I image it’s a little word play joke, but if you want to get technical we are all born atheists. Until our parents tell us about the possible existence of mythological beings like gods none of use believes in them. A 1 year old cannot believe in god, so we all were atheist at one point from birth until some of us began to believe in a god (or gods, lets not leave the Hindus out). When a Christian, for example, decides that they no longer believe in the Abrahamic god, and also don’t believe in any other god, you could call them born again atheists. But again it was just a joke, I assume.
@LDiamondz2 жыл бұрын
You are The Cat Goddess. Hailed by cats everywhere!
@teddyraffudeen70562 жыл бұрын
Dr. Grande, great topic. I like the fact you can keep from smiling. But here’s my dilemma. There’s another “chap”, for lack of a better word, in Russia by the name of Sergei Anatolyevich Torop, who also claims to be the reincarnated Jesus of Nazareth. This one actually bears an uncanny resemblance to the Jesus we have come to recognize through pictures, paintings, etc. He too has a new -age religious movement. Now I’m not a gambling man, but I’ll wager at least one of them has to be a fake, if indeed not both. It would be fun if they had a face off. But not to belabor a point, I believe it would take A MIRACLE to make that happen.
@graemegeohall23 күн бұрын
Your sense of humour Dr. Todd is more refreshing than any air freshener, from heaven or from hell. Well done sir!
@rejaneoliveira50192 жыл бұрын
“Hell wasn’t as bad as I thought but what is the deal with the smell?”😂😂😂 Dr. Grande, you too funny! Thank you for the laughter, and yes your analysis was way more refreshening than Hell Strength Air Freshener.❤️
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Hi Rejane! The slightly lighthearted ones are so much fun to comment on! Cheers!🐑🐥🐇
@rejaneoliveira50192 жыл бұрын
@@bthomson Hi Bruce! Yes, I know right!😉 This one was so funny, I was laughing throughout.😅
@LDiamondz2 жыл бұрын
@@rejaneoliveira5019 This one was really funny. Not as funny as the Jeffrey Toobin video, though. Remember that one? 😆
@rejaneoliveira50192 жыл бұрын
@@LDiamondz Oh my goodness yes! That was hysterical!🤣🤣🤣
@LDiamondz2 жыл бұрын
@@rejaneoliveira5019 Ikr? I just watched it again. 😆
@SeaBlue19762 жыл бұрын
1:48 a.m in Greece,so nice to watching u dr Grande, insomnia is such a lonely word. Cults are scary and dangerous.He is such a typical cult leader
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Wishing you lovely sleep!😴
@janefrost18562 жыл бұрын
Good night to you in Greece from another insomniac in UK, wishing you peace and joy in life
@SeaBlue19762 жыл бұрын
@@janefrost1856 awwwww that was so sweet,thank you,God 🙏 bless you for ur kind words!!!
@SeaBlue19762 жыл бұрын
@@bthomson ready,finally (4:28 a.m)my friend!!!
@lf93412 жыл бұрын
Insomnia in Boston! Kali Nixta!
@OGitGirlJess2 жыл бұрын
I’m thinking the mental health issue is “Disorder of being a huge scammer.”
@kathyirvine67192 жыл бұрын
Dr. Grande this is too funny, They need deodorant LOL, I cried I was laughing so hard. Thank You Dr. Grande!
@MrKevart662 жыл бұрын
... "And his ideology is based on not thinking." I think we can all agree Dr Grande also has a PHD in epic deadpan burns. A true genius.
@annalisegiovanni70322 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to lie...., If my husband came to me & said he was Jesus of Nazareth, I'd be filing for divorce papers the very next day....
@BigZebraCom2 жыл бұрын
I hear if you divorce Jesus, three days later you find yourself married to him again. It's Magic!
@Mama_Bear5242 жыл бұрын
Thought that as soon as he said his wife did that. That’s a huge no for me. Maybe I’d try to get him help, not sure. But I couldn’t stay with someone convinced they’re Jesus.
@annalisegiovanni70322 жыл бұрын
@@Mama_Bear524 ~I FEEL YA GIRL💯
@evan80022 жыл бұрын
Maybe I need to say this so my wife will leave me!
@remandstimpy2 жыл бұрын
I'm Brian and so's my wife
@rebjorn793 ай бұрын
"Many will come and claim to be me. They will say they are the Messiah, and they will fool many people. You will soon hear about wars and threats of wars, but don't be afraid. These things will have to happen first, but that isn't the end." - Matt 24:4-6 -- Note how He ACTUALLY correctly predicted that this (and many other things) will happen.
@DeadManSinging12 жыл бұрын
Oh this guy. He's been around for ages. I remember having a laugh about him in High School
@glovanajnbaptiste22722 жыл бұрын
I missed some of what you said cause i was laughing too much . Will replay 😅🤣😂
@aileenburke46672 жыл бұрын
He actually sounds like a perfectly sane grifter.
@perendarksbane98252 жыл бұрын
I have no affiliation with AJ Miller or Divine Truth but I find this video disingenuous because it is erroneous on far too many details, whether purposely done so or not. Better to reach out to them for an interview probably because you're way off the mark on too much.
@jonthompson71062 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@innfield88366 ай бұрын
I much prefer Dr Grande as a comedian than as an analyst.
@latkagravas9862 ай бұрын
I prefer The Hamptons than to Jalisco. Get over it KAREN!
@a.morrigan58702 жыл бұрын
I find any cult frightening, Alan seems to be a buffoon, but nonetheless just as frightening as other cults.
@xminusone12 жыл бұрын
"Not thinking is what they're good at."🔥🔥🔥🔥
@timmychang17912 жыл бұрын
Love your humor, mix with wit, reality, sarcasm.
@m.f.richardson16022 жыл бұрын
Man, I don't know how I missed this one 🙃 LDS, explains a lot. All of this has been explained in the KJV. Not being preachy. Don't drink the Kool-Aid Excellent 💕🇺🇲
@troyevitt24372 жыл бұрын
His parents believed he was Jesus, but not his wife.....but his mother once took him to see a mental health professional? I was raised in Jehovah's Witnesses, too, and no J'sWs mother is going to employ the services of a mental health professional or later believe her son is Jesus.
@ebonybryant85532 жыл бұрын
So was I n not seeking a mental health professional is not true.
@Aussie5652 жыл бұрын
She did try to have him committed His parents never believed
@julieyoung33152 жыл бұрын
Dr. Grande, I'd like for you to do a case analysis of Sheila Bellush. She was killed at home, by a hit man hired by her ex husband. Her quadruplets were found in the house with her blood on them. This was in Sarasota, Florida. This is where I live now.. Her ex husband was a millionaire living in Texas, where I used to live. Another horrible case in Sarasota, Florida is the kidnapping and murder of Carlie Bruschia. Snatched while walking home via a shortcut through a car wash, that had video of the kidnapping. This case broke the hearts of everyone here. Her Mother was destroyed, eventually dying of a drug overdose. Just a thought. .
@regisnwosu39152 жыл бұрын
I will continue my prayer for all.
@catherineswicegood42512 жыл бұрын
He said his “parents “ followed him around calling him crazy and didn’t believe he was the Messiah until he died. Just that one statement proved to me he IS crazy-- Joseph died YEARS before , even before his public ministry.
@jackspring77092 жыл бұрын
How on earth can this crazy guy possibly think he's the Messiah - when I know that I am!
@abdisamamedia2 жыл бұрын
`It's important for people to bring deodorants with them' 😂😂
@MrJeffcoley12 жыл бұрын
Father Guido Sarducci said hell is exactly like earth, except that dogs can whistle.
@MB-cx2ks2 жыл бұрын
I am enjoying not only your analyses but your sense of humor and outtakes.
@danielx5552 жыл бұрын
"Here's a summary of their belief system." I pause the video and get comfortable. I know that this is going to be good.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Yes! And grab a coffee!☕
@margie75962 жыл бұрын
Definitely “not thinking” is the strong suit of the followers. Hell is smelly, lol. Excellent analysis of the Devine Truth. So many vulnerable people look for acceptance and fall prey to a cult.
@trippmoore2 жыл бұрын
That’s true of religions as well as cults.
@CharGC1232 жыл бұрын
About the only difference I can see between religion and a cult... religion worships dead masters, and cults living ones. They both suppress reason and rational thought in favor of belief in the supernatural, rely on brainwashing, and adhering to fabricated dogma to be recognized as a member.
@oOIIIMIIIOo2 жыл бұрын
People look for love, which includes acceptance. 🙂
@roxanaandrews28842 жыл бұрын
Regardless, he talks sense, he is also a nice person! If he helps people, who cares?
@spencer7176 Жыл бұрын
He’s not a cult leader He doesn’t have a compound He doesn’t tell people to not think He doesn’t have anyone living with him except Mary. He doesn’t tell people to leave their families I can see why people think so though, all you did is watch 1 hitpiece on him by msm where they lied the whole time and then you just believed it without researching for yourself. The media lies about him and says the worst thing possible because that’s what will get the views and rating up for them and you fell right into their trap. The jokes on all of you!
@LemonCrush10782 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to hell and the worst thing you can say about it, is… it smelled bad.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
The girl also comments good!
@AspergersSyndromeDaily2 жыл бұрын
May we conclude that some people are just nuts?
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@susanorr83482 жыл бұрын
It is said that those who are reincarnated do not have a memory of past life in order to focus on issues involved in their current life experience.
@mae33782 жыл бұрын
"Alan notes that hell is smelly." Oh man that made me burst out laughing.
@katetruthseeker27582 жыл бұрын
Yay thanks Dr Grande. I’m sick and your videos are a great distraction!
@Johnny-sj9sj2 жыл бұрын
Get well soon Kate!
@seren96132 жыл бұрын
I hope you're feeling better asap, Get Well 💞
@michael-m2 жыл бұрын
Feel better soon Kate
@Just_lift_anyone2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it feels nice to be nice to a stranger so get well soon mate! KZbin for all its faults can be a great boon when one is under the weather.
@bthomson2 жыл бұрын
So true! Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
@jillibeens572 жыл бұрын
The divine truth is money and only money. That's why religions still thrive. Greatest con job of all time.
@BurroGirl2 жыл бұрын
When I was still a little girl going to Catholic grade school, I couldn't understand why, if Jesus preached about what he is said to, the Pope sits in a HUGE mansion and is carried around in a gold-encrusted box and is far from a poor man. It did not make sense to me. That's when I knew that as soon as I got to make my own choices I was not going to be part of any organized religion.
@K4katwc2 жыл бұрын
Doc, I don't ever really know for sUre if you're cracking a joke or you're serious because you are the king of "the straight-face guy" it's so deadpan its hilarious! I love your videos more and more! Keep em coming! 😂
@DarknessValor2 жыл бұрын
The short answer "no", the long answer "if there is a god, it's so immeasurable that its indistinguishable from non existant"
@TheAngiepangie4242 жыл бұрын
I swat the like button as soon as I hit play. I can always change it needed. But, It’s never been needed! 👍🏽👍🏽
@jouhannaudjeanfrancois8912 жыл бұрын
As the reincarnation of Ghandi, i totally relate to this dude. Go Jesus go!
@dortesandal43032 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jdwyer570810 ай бұрын
Gandhi LITERALLY CONVERTED in the afterlife to the Divine_Truth path which AJ Miller now teaches on Eartn (as did top 20th century yogi Yogananda who also converted in the afterlife).. and both now live in the celestial realms which is 8th sphere or higher. You can find Yogananda speak about this by web srchg "Yogananda describes his journey through the spheres". It's a recent channeling by a divine_path_medium COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO AJ.. yet "curiously" everything AJ teaches is consistent with what Yogananda in the afterlife is sharing. Honestly, I can' believe how undeveloped everyone on Earth is. SO MUCH SOUL ERROR clouding your thinking it blows my mind!! AJ is legit. It is what it is.
@jouhannaudjeanfrancois89110 ай бұрын
@@jdwyer5708 Well, as i just said, i am Ghandi's reincarnation, so everything you say is old news to me - even if i did not bother to read it, way too long and boring. I am writing this comment in a sauna with a Pina Colada in one hand and the other around the shoulders of Cassandra, Crystal and Precious so i have better things to do !
@jdwyer570810 ай бұрын
@@jouhannaudjeanfrancois891 Never has adage "casting pearls before swine" been more apropros. Cheers young soul!
@jouhannaudjeanfrancois89110 ай бұрын
@@jdwyer5708 Young soul? you kidding! I just turned 154 years old! Peace out mate and keep on keeping!
@Debner472 жыл бұрын
Dr. Grande, I can tell you had way too much fun with this one 🤣🤣🤣
@sabretooth13472 жыл бұрын
Dr Grande..how can you keep a straight face while taking about these quacks? You are awesome!!