Is Anything Real?

[@PomadaGaming]

Not even 20 seconds Vsauce: *_How does anyone know anything_*

[@aspielm759]

Yeet Meat but yet, it’s good that they. Especially for people who do not think about that kind of stuff.

[@marvelxavier]

Connecting with the universe. Everything is inside you , all the knowledge but you haven’t open that door yet

[@zock_zock9147]

Barronas TheFish that’s not even a joke xD

[@AXharoth]

iwant to like but dont want to ruin the 777 likes

[@lukeskywalker8543]

Write this during a science test

[@flyffs9968]

"Where are your fingers?" *Cries with amputated hands*

[@chrisgriffin7812]

Ota Olut how did u type then

[@muvareloaded7191]

@@chrisgriffin7812 nose

[@bajabrandon1469]

@@chrisgriffin7812 r/wooooosh

[@jyoung5256]

r/greentext rip anon

[@darkslayer8607]

@@bajabrandon1469 no

[@LittleJayneyCakes]

Sometimes I wish I hadn't found this channel. There are only so many existential crises I can handle in a lifetime.

[@alexiswoodberry9119]

Ikr. 'It's fun to play with those questions that can't be answered.' That's why time's like this exist, when I sit and watch vsauce for too long at a time. And then my brain melts. Lol

[@ashleysmall2718]

I love this channel. It's humbling how many things I don't know, or even can know for sure.

[@ashleysmall2718]

***** I don't know, I'm just a figment of your imagination, you tell me.

[@nurseirl]

oh hi there jayney

[@sweetrock2345]

dan

[@jack_kerins]

It’s been 10 years I think I’m finally mentally prepared for this video

[@egganto]

felt

[@faminecuwu7109]

nice profile picture

[@nevenevada6041]

were you prepared?

[@Im_Done22]

@@nevenevada6041prob not

[@isaiaheaves7294]

I think every Vsauce video needs to be watched at least 5 times to be understood, that being said this is my 14th time

[@lukemothstoflames4759]

"Could I make you forget your first kiss?" What first kiss?

[@ProfessorClopOfficial]

Vector710 you know the... em........

[@blackmoney9804]

+Vector710 me too lol

[@ZaStacher]

Damn he actually made you forget? lol Get it?

[@Chemtekmain]

+Vector710 exactly...

[@FieryHellzGaming]

Holy shit i looked at this comment just as he said this....

[@purplebaze8183]

Vsauce is the living embodiment of shower thoughts and a constant existential crisis

[@Jacobsmith-tj9oj]

seokbin Post ejaculation shower thoughts

[@nikosucksatskating]

I'm in the shower with my phone right now.

[@jhopesholywater4910]

ikr....

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

I have "shower thoughts" when going to sleep. That's when I start to theorize shit. Also when sitting by myself. Ahhh :)

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Martin_ Leong yep

[@lefork2960]

The 4 basic stages of Vsauce: Stage 1: Interesting Question Stage 2: Actually trying to solve the question Stage 3: Giving people an existential crisis Stage 4: Somewhat pleasant conclusion

[@anarmadillowithagun]

le fork “and as always, thanks for watching.”

[@therealmachine99]

Facts

[@SirConfectionery]

@@therealmachine99 stage 5 is the inevitable end of the universe.

[@kodakboppin7679]

le fork stage 4 is spot on

[@somethingnetwork5568]

Childishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@jaykerzp3643]

3:25 Hold on, Michael. I'm still playing with my tongue

[@rockycandy24]

Same 🪑

[@Lightskinned2.0]

Same

[@Deepfriedwatermelon]

Same

[@Voaltrec.]

Same

[@youngnneil]

same

[@Lily-1175]

Anything: **exists** Micheal: “but why?”

[@campbellstudio5076]

Michael: "Are you sure about that?"

[@tristenhood3167]

same though

[@helloriyad9042]

That's true

[@SuminSugar]

But does it actually exist?

[@helloriyad9042]

@Dhriti Kaushik copy

[@koolashok88]

"You are alone in your brain". Most frightening statement I ever heard.

[@g.z6161]

i think if you are not alone in your brain you might be more frightened

[@emberdrops3892]

G .Z Wise words.

[@abhinavkulkarni6597]

I’m alone either way so

[@fldsfmfr8277]

"You are your brain."

[@Someone-lq8pb]

Nor have I ever heard a more true statment

[@tyashbong3613]

It is practically impossible to defeat Michael in a debate... Coz he can prove the debate isn't real in the first place.

[@afraidbysnow3895]

lol

[@ajithjagadheesan1624]

Underrated

[@jeff-8511]

RC Vids you just really made me laugh!!! thank you:))

[@rhysjamescox1644]

Anyone can beat Trump lol

[@camcox8703]

Rhys James cox I guess not considering he served as president and will soon be returning for a second term

[@Axxinity]

Bro really took existential crisis to a whole new level

[@stephenaviaspace5056]

yeah

[@nargishun6549]

It’s been 7 years Michael, I’ve given up. I don’t know where my fingers are...

[@ithaca2076]

I lost them up my ass sorry

[@ithaca2076]

Do you want them back?

[@Calgaryautumns]

@@ithaca2076 lol

[@legenscar_deyt4333]

Do you even know where you are?

[@kylehume5725]

how do you know it’s been seven years.... lol

[@Zigby_]

How to make a vsauce video 1) this does that 2) or does it 3) cue detective music

[@OLBastholm]

Tyler Digby This bird can fly.... Or can it?

[@moonlightmrn5969]

Tyler Digby I enjoy this video... Or do I? dun Dun DUUUN!

[@AppleGirl]

Annie is not a troublemaker , or is she ?

[@joek2444]

4) stand up in front of the camera every now and then

[@jackmacinnis7973]

Hi, Micheal here. But why do we call me "Micheal", and are names even real at all?

[@damondominique]

I’m 45 seconds in and have questions for my questions

[@Rodycide]

Ok

[@dalamorshed5435]

omg damon hello i watch your videos ily ❤️

[@xXxJokerManxXx]

..but how do you know?

[@zylnexxd842]

Same

[@TempoChannel5]

Jsjsjsjjs

[@xvcas]

bro you literally changed my entire mindset. im absolutely amazed on how u did this 10 years ago, and it still makes me question this about the world and reality.

[@AWAKENED-1729]

What were the odds of me finding your 10 months old comment explaining how your were amazed with a 10 year old video. It all makes us question of reality . Maybe I am just thinking too much... *OR AM I ?*

[@Ashnecy]

​@@AWAKENED-1729 this made me wonder what makes someone think too much or the capacity of thinking of something too much

[@komfyk]

Time is an illusion

[@Coristic121]

@@komfyk the universe is a hologram buy gold byyyeeeeee

[@arshigeforce7840]

The fact that this video is made 9 years ago and still has the quality of a 2022 video makes me question reality and the past.

[@jasongard1536]

Are we even real?

[@natew4724]

and you might be giving too much credit to 2022 videos ;)

[@natew4724]

@Idk In the expanse of possibilities it is worth considering but it is exceedingly unlikely through time

[@dominic2123]

A testament to how well made vsauce videos were/are

[@kevincantsnipe]

​@@jasongard1536 you are dreaming wake up

[@rodolfofelix9531]

@kid with no fingers *sobbing* Michael *“ W H E R E A R E Y O U R F I N G E R S ? “*

[@OtherMcNutt]

why does this make me laugh so hard

[@mhannah3]

Rodolfo felix 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yourhellboi7925]

LMFAO

[@ThervingianGoth]

Michael: "where are your fingers" Child:"I-I lost th-" Michael: *"WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?!!?!!"*

[@jacopclark4403]

"No really where are they?"

[@reeseman1932]

3 years later I’m still trying to turn my tongue upside down

[@SHADOW-ol4xd]

Same here

[@ramaraju9314]

Me too

[@GuisoBoy]

Same xdd

[@josephstalin5379]

That sounds gay to me

[@noobypants1567]

I did

[@tdog_]

time to watch a vsauce video before bed so i can lie in the darkness questioning reality

[@RelaxedPvPer]

lol

[@Dbfjjxnd]

Literally doing that right now

[@thecatofdestruction8828]

*or can you?*

[@rodrigoapaza8086]

Ñ

[@thesmallcheval]

Me, right now.

[@julier5614]

**you die. Suddenly, the shop clerk takes off your headset.** “So how was it?” He asks.

[@maximsstuff5145]

Uh... UH....UHHHHHHH....

[@aaronzaballa3802]

That is actually on one episode of rick and morty, but it was an arcade game

[@rorymadonald439]

Aesthetically you just fucked up my brain

[@WaterYaDune]

“This time I’m gonna speedrun it.”

[@alvinailey3rd926]

Aaron Daryll Zaballa thats the thing tho. life itself is something created. everything on this planet is a creation because we say it is. its a giant loop of some sort.

[@MaevrickOfficial]

"you are alone in your own brain" Voices in my head chuckles.

[@liamduenas98]

lmao

[@s4yorii586]

:(

[@s1chk]

schizophrenia moment

[@eeelaynuh]

technoblade moment

[@theangryarabian1256]

I often think I see people in the corner of my eye but it doesn’t affect my life that much

[@skyDoesMath]

Michael: “But how do you know?” *Me crying in the corner* “You know Michael I don’t know I really don’t”

[@UrWifiIsSlow]

Michael: “dont start your sentence with ‘you know’ because how do you know anything?”

[@caroline-pm4mo]

but how do you know you dont know

[@nathanturner1011]

Yes indeed

[@JayJayvanriel]

Yes

[@rickardoramchand6466]

How do you know to know if real is real? What's real can be deceiving or cannot be deceiving is it not?

[@crispychrissy]

"Cats do not understand keyboards, but they know that keyboards are a fun place to be. It's a great way to get the attention of a human. They're warm and exciting, surrounded by noises and flashing lights. Plus, cats love to get their scent on whatever they can... a mark of their existence. We aren't that much different. Except instead of keyboards, we have the mysteries of the universe. We will never be able to understand all of them. We won't be able to ever answer every single question, but walking around in those questions, exploring them, is fun. It feels good."

[@New-Earth]

🤔💭💭💭

[@wyattboothby5285]

Did you have a point to draw from that quote? Generally those are followed with whimsical passages about how truer words have never been spoken. Or are you just transcribing the last minute of what we all just heard in case we missed it somehow?

[@crispychrissy]

@@wyattboothby5285 No, I wanted to piss you off enough that you'd make a comment about it. 👍

[@CommatheCatboy]

As a cat, I can confirm that we understand keyboards, mostly (or only) love to play video games and Watch Vsauce.

[@Ulysses-]

✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥

[@conanu4857]

everyone always asks, "where are your fingers?" but does anyone ask, "how are your fingers?"

[@aarona2464]

Finger lives matter?

[@islaleung1278]

what are your fingers?

[@Gaia369]

I are your fingers

[@pablomaster4225]

Why is Gamora ??

[@eggeggington606]

I can do you one better! Why are your fingers?

[@kokokola6424]

5 years later I still don't know where my fingers are

[@m3a2uploads3]

Worst Comment they’re probably up your ass.

[@deaxi]

I still don't know what fingers are

[@acejettt]

M3A2uploads what did he do to you lmao.

[@Dbfjjxnd]

I need update

[@koyrion]

10 years

[@helo4086]

This video taught me to ask "How do you know?" To my teacher during a history class.

[@cswizzly]

Chucklenuts, piss jar man.

[@apollyon3092]

@@cswizzly det

[@kob4918]

You must be an annoying bitch then

[@lilnibba2905]

@@kob4918 just tell them to leave me alone

[@pyhillis]

What did she say

[@swiftieSoph]

This guy is an exact representation of what’s going on inside my mind during all times of the day 😭

[@jordsterroa]

Except your mind doesn't have the answers

[@zaggers77]

Believe in Jesus.

[@blaster6152]

@@zaggers77 nuh uh

[@someblud]

@@blaster6152 the most cringiest way to say no: nUh uH~

[@lemonylimey]

@@someblud nuh uh

[@EmanueleMicciulla]

2020, 7 years later still attempting to turn my tongue upside down

[@apttewly]

you ok man? 7 years without food or water isn't good i think

[@defaultdan7923]

@@apttewly *i think*

[@jennygoddard6875]

I could not turn my tongue upside down, no matter how hard I tried. It does not effect drinking, eating or speaking, I have no idea what the point of a tongue being upside down serves?

[@DerpShark]

@@jennygoddard6875 Sorry, but if you can't turn your tongue upside down, you've failed at life

[@almondbutton]

@@DerpShark why tho..

[@Kaeden271]

5 years later I’m still trying to flip my tongue upside down

[@ramaarafat4608]

Om this video is 5 years ago

[@oxwaldor]

Wait you can’t?

[@oxwaldor]

Elvin deSouza oh ok then I’m just wierd

[@CarzahRust]

i cant either lol

[@prismancy7182]

@@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw *vsauce music plays*

[@dabolife1]

Hello Vsauce, after 8 years of hardworking, I finally saw my fingers.

[@Zecka512]

Why are you everywhere?

[@CrystalDoggoIsMissing]

where are your fingers?

[@dbxl360]

Must like because verified.

[@ohfvfx6868]

Ok

[@Exlaty]

Vsauce is the goat

[@TannerHinzeFitness]

I havent seen this video in so long. Crazy to watch it with a completely different perspective now. Thank you for the countless hours of entertainment and curiosity

[@FishStix2077]

How did we get from "where are your fingers?" To "are we living in the matrix?".

[@kiranthakur8793]

That's our Micheal here

[@tealeavesarethebestleaves8556]

Parkour.

[@gunaxt8593]

Not too difficult though

[@GoofyGoober0]

Someone's new here

[@FishStix2077]

@@GoofyGoober0 Well not really but come on! HE WAS ABLE TO GET FROM HERE TO THERE

[@ZhiwaJ]

Human brain: *can store 2.5 petabytes of information.* *Forgets basic maths*

[@picklesniffer5968]

@Dirk Knight unless you're talking about some big ass hard drives, I think you're mistaken. Most average hard drives I see store about one terabyte. 1 petabyte is equal to 1000 terabytes. So more like 2500 hard drives.

[@asherpikesgoldenmoralcinem5770]

Dirk Knight pretty sure the brain can store loads of info, but when it’s full past info gets deleted, but when needed again can be “summoned,” like as if from a recently deleted section. That’s how I see it.

[@new66malania67]

@Dirk Knight human brain can memorize 4.7 billion books researchers say , and you call it little??

[@josephstalin5379]

@Dirk Knight I am pretty sure you're gay :)

[@barbarapluchino8987]

Rip Pervy u will be remembered for looking at narutos sexy justsu.

[@megablademe4930]

Michael - Where are your fingers? Me - *Stops picking nose*

[@squeaksp3324]

😂😂😂

[@user-xj7ze3bv3c]

LMAO

[@slasherxy]

Lol

[@gsfbffxpdhhdf7043]

Me takes finger out of my butt hole.

[@kadenzepher]

Gsfbffx Pdhhdf can you not say asshole?

[@tomahawkcrusher563]

Vsauce *turns his tongue upside down easily * Me *keeps trying to do it for the rest of the video*

[@מעין-צ9ג]

Same here

[@PXNDXZZZZ]

yeah ikr. :(

[@brainbeatuk]

Yeah erm didnt work for my upside down tongue

[@georgemorini9264]

lul i can turn my tongue and i can say that what he said is true, it's so fking weird

[@Raghad-hc7nn]

tomahawk crusher I can do that but I can’t do the U with my tongue

[@tragician474]

"The world is real, right?" "I dunno" "How do you know?" "Well, I do not"

[@adityamathur6938]

how do you know that you don't know?

[@tameshnarine7919]

@@adityamathur6938 how do you know what letter to type?

[@myusername3689]

@@tameshnarine7919 how?

[@superallstar3916]

@@tameshnarine7919 how do you know what typing is?

[@batmanwholaughs3462]

@@superallstar3916 how do you know that you don’t know how to type

[@necksnapper3575]

Don't make anyone have an existential crisis for a whole day Vsauce: *sweating*

[@benedictator4763]

Vsauce: why do we sweat?

[@Zhaxxy]

@@benedictator4763 no that's life noggin

[@Zhaxxy]

no you would learn that in school

[@PyroYeet]

I didn’t even need to watch this video to think of the fact that everything could be a lie because you are not your brain

[@sersisor]

@@PyroYeet how can you be so sure

[@kenopsia9013]

im grateful that content like this still exists and is still convenient for me to access. this video is so great and special, it’s just a 10/10 and here in 2024 it’s so old. i don’t know what the future will hold but i hope we can have the same great times we had in the old vsauce days like 2008-2014

[@matthias6998]

The way he says "hey vsauce, Michael here" Does this mean we are vsauce and he is Michael?

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

I think that would be so, yes

[@cocacolaxable]

So really this whole time, we were all vsauce.

[@movboi213]

This is getting to deep for me

[@YS-ms6cw]

Finally someone asking the right questions

[@pearllamb7232]

or are we Michael and he's Vsauce?

[@anatomicly9599]

Vsauce: *explaining the capacity of the brain Me: *still trying to twist my tongue

[@Brandon3060]

Yeah what the fuck was up with that? I didn't even know there were humans out there that could do that. What in the name of inbreeding is going on here!?

[@daelaenor]

@@Brandon3060 To be able to twist your tongue you have to be able to turn one side down and the other up. How the fuck...

[@alexborr84]

i can't do that, i am dying inside

[@calebmurray4438]

This is what I was coming to the comments for

[@sandpaper1711]

Just flip the front part and not the back so you won’t die

[@mr.strugglesnuggle6668]

"Where are your fingers?" Uhh... you sure you wanna know?

[@hauserrodr3532]

HAHA your comment with your photo

[@jorel4069]

+Hauser rodr 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@User-xw6kd]

😂

[@mariacassandrataruc2574]

hahahah

[@toddharig8142]

My hero.

[@whiteb01summer]

>be me >talented guitarist and pianist >won numerous talent shows >also a big fan of the youtube channel Vsauce >one day get into an accident >lose my fingers as a result >I have to type with my nose >can no longer play instruments >my life passions are gone >feeling really depressed >see a new Vsauce video in my subscriptions box >"Is Anything Real?" uploaded June 3rd 2013 >so excited to watch a new Vsauce video >video starts >"Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! Where are your fingers?" >immediately start crying

[@ianlowthorp5903]

Damn bro, sorry for your loss, but laughed way to hard this.

[@Debangaraj.001]

Shit bro...sorry but 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RickJaeger]

>a horse walks in

[@TheCappuccino04]

​@@RickJaeger > "Peter... the horse is here..."

[@FBIJim]

Found myself here again

[@Trip-hq5wx]

FBI yo aren’t you that guy who was depressed? If so are you better dude?

[@owenbridgers]

same

[@Trip-hq5wx]

Owen Bridgers yeah man I could swear I saw him on another video

[@FBIJim]

B R O K E N No I am not but I hope they are better now

[@Trip-hq5wx]

FBI oh alright welp have a good one

[@bella-xo8tp]

I watched this as a child and being able to come back and see how I didn’t fully grasp these concepts is so fascinating to me, as I now can. Solipsistic depression is not fun, but remembering the intrigue that my child self had in these videos and remembering how absurd it was to little me that anyone for a second would think they were the only thing that existed is bittersweet. Gonna strive to remember and be like that child me.

[@Submersed24]

that could be do the right side of your brain running hotter than the left. Look up neurofeedback. It's a huge reason for depression

[@bella-xo8tp]

@@Submersed24 very interesting, thanks. deffo gonna look into it because that sounds pretty accurate 😅

[@thelistener1268]

This just hits hard. I too remember loving Vsauce just getting absolutely hyped with each new post. Some of the fun facts like, proprioception, peticor, newton's flaming laser sword or last thursdayism. But the philosophical points hit like a truck on re watch. It's a double edged sword. On the one hand I love the thought provoking questions but on the other it just feels like it erodes what little sense of self I have left. Truly bizarre.

[@Mii..]

I love how bizarre it feels when you finally understand "why" this truly works that way. Complex questions and answers like these just keeps my brain running. Hearing these facts hits hard, in mind opening way.

[@SFsuperforte]

This.... Is a fucking mood. Glad to know I'm not the only one who feels this way, at least

[@dixshants1227]

Lets be honest. The only reason he made this video was to flex his tongue twisting ability

[@dru4670]

No one normal twists his tongue.

[@justsomeguywithouthair9813]

I can twist my tongue all the way around too

[@justsomeguywithouthair9813]

It feels so wierd

[@kingofallfrogs]

@@justsomeguywithouthair9813 well lucky you then!

[@accountname9872]

@@justsomeguywithouthair9813 imagine being that gay

[@Camedy_Central]

I hope you get back to making videos again! These are truly amazing

[@j-swizzle]

It’s always nice to watch Vsauce at 3 o’clock

[@Malikj661]

2:01 but I feel u

[@IOxyrinchus]

Time is but a concept

[@Owen-mg6zk]

4am

[@thinkinginsidethebox6552]

Can't like, at 200

[@walterwhite4207]

@@IOxyrinchus i agree. I had beerbreakfast once.

[@Paulblartlover]

Me after watching a Vsauce video: “Oh no I’m having an existential crisis” ....”Or am I?”

[@mossypotato9899]

*queue background music*

[@nyreelewis3990]

Cue The X-Files theme song

[@willisavage6758]

Que the que

[@okdean7953]

THE QUEUE ISNT REAL

[@originsfn6207]

That turned real weird real fast lol

[@kablooey60]

*Reads Title.* *Hits Blunt.*

[@Redvelvetgirl14]

Me

[@JollySmash]

Jack Registeel Correction: the title is the blunt.

[@kablooey60]

***** Both real and non existent. lel

[@georgemaniat7224]

+Jack Registeel Dude... I so much feel you... :P

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

BRBK hey you got to use the "f" word! Just like a real jr high kid! Bring it on even though you'll sound younger.

[@Boxx4234]

"Where are your fingers?" *Proceeds to stare right into my center of my soul*

[@facultys7132]

Title: is anything real? Vsauce: starts threatening to cut out a part of your brain

[@gustavolemonke]

that doesn’t exist

[@coolbill579]

How do you know?

[@s0n1cforever]

@@coolbill579 the only thing that exists is vsauce.

[@santzerosantone]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jam8eWh5jcejj6M

[@Bayden12345]

Uh oh, here comes those socially crippling existential thoughts again.

[@tannerparsons59]

Stuart you know me so well

[@novasnotvibing]

Stuart god damn rene descartes. fuck me up the ass and call me enlightened...

[@looklook478]

isaiah veirs i'm ok with that

[@mirastolegenov750]

here come*

[@karlbjorn1831]

Stuart subbed cuz good playlists

[@forloveoffur]

I just spent an unreasonable time touching my tongue...

[@forloveoffur]

shsgdgeu djehehd thanks!

[@ArthurWhitehead]

+shsgdgeu djehehd am I pretty?

[@powerofthemind4028]

+Ashley Dufault i did also but when i touch my tongue i felt it in the right spot were my finger it wasent like he said

[@forloveoffur]

power of the mind I mean, I got a little confused, but it didn't feel like he described.

[@powerofthemind4028]

Ashley Dufault yeah i know right me too

[@NoProductionsGD]

it's been 11 years i've been attempting to locate my fingers for such a long time you win, michael.

[@TempestOwO]

vsauce: let's say... the memory of your first kiss me: *tears running down face*

[@Drakeyeet7479]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@bk-bx2mi]

Xd

[@konstantinbudzhanski2774]

U ain't alone bro we all feel each orher

[@Oscar4u69]

😥

[@mbeezy6947]

Real men can shed a tear.

[@stronklytyped]

michael: your brain can store 2.5 petabytes of information my brain in exam: how do you long division

[@xx_epicgamergirl_xx6718]

Long division is a bitch

[@jaleria489]

galvatron Black you right, that shit messed up 😭😭

[@s1ash1]

are y’all 8 years old or sumn

[@stronklytyped]

@@s1ash1 I'm in university

[@dylanbyrne9120]

@@stronklytyped why are you even doing long division in university

[@eqqx1108]

Police officer: "Did you rob that bank?" Vsauce: "No" Police officer: "But I have the proof, you have the bank money in your bag." Vsauce: "But proven isn't synonym of true, and then, is the bank real? Are those money real?" Police officer: "Yes, those are real." Vsauce: "How do you know?" Police officer: "... Understandable, have a great day."

[@cswizzly]

Underrated comment

[@eqqx1108]

@@cswizzly ttthhxxxx

[@mwinsatt]

@@eqqx1108 hahahahah i genuinely laughed. thanks for ur comment

[@AverageAlien]

"are those money real?"

[@a.bagasm.7253]

"why are you even try to bother robbing it in the first place?" the other officer said,calmly.

[@noti7510]

I love how michael just calls me a cat at the end of the video

[@Hotguy15]

This guy has taught me more than school could ever teach me

[@katewants2cry]

Clementine :D YES

[@rhythmdoctorshouse]

Clementine :D School teaches you nothing but the system and what it want you to know. You teach yourself with the tools you choose to use as children we do no get this opportunity and as adults we only do once you awaken...

[@iamstripedhero]

Clementine :D Indeed! He should be a teacher at a school! Not only would he be famous already on youtube, but he is super smart too!

[@acgarage8184]

You are so right

[@jerrymores5261]

Clementine :D You must have a crappy school.

[@adarshmusa]

_Thanks for giving me an existential crisis._

[@adarshmusa]

@Ms Dink Thanks ;)

[@petepino456]

As soon as Vsause said that stuff i questioned my own existence

[@RyzoidGaming]

Who cares man this world sucks ass this is a releif

[@alexanderharrison7421]

I've been having an existential crisis and some other issues for about 2 weeks now and its taking a toll on my mental health

[@KeyBrute]

@@alexanderharrison7421 This happened to me too. My best advice for you is to pick up a hobby like instrument playing. Video games don't help me alleviate nihilism. I had a existential crisis at 16 currently I'm 17 and still have moments where I fear the meaning of life. Anyways, it took me 4 months to accept life. I'm not too religious but I believe in a force that is nature and it is not good nor evil but something we can not comprehend. I'm with you Alex. Don't worry you aren't the only one with the problem and it's incredibly sad.

[@amanieldanielson7216]

Everyone during the video: “wow this makes a lot of sense” After the video: “so what did you learn?” “I have no idea what just happened.”

[@ronjayrose9706]

*MEMORIES EJECTED*

[@thomas.thomas]

I remember key things from videos after them because of some i already knew before or made the same or a similar conclusion like that i believe in realism because it is the most convenient

[@JonBeDoinThings]

is it bad that this is me with like everything ?

[@arya8341]

@@JonBeDoinThings well i mean it's kinda hard to store a lot of informations with a short time

[@crappysud9446]

I just wrote with my knuckles

[@reticuluminfirma9407]

Me: exists for 299 years My brain: Storage Almost Full You can manage your storage in settings.

[@dollindirty1578]

Bruh moment

[@HindiKatha-z7c]

Damn that's a good one

[@HindiKatha-z7c]

Mine would be filled with movies and vsauce vids

[@AJ_Deadshow]

Nice one lol, spit flied out from that laugh.

[@donut_frosting7512]

Must suck to be immortal

[@goldensaddle1361]

"What if I cut the neurons that has the memory of your first kiss ?" Me : You can't

[@scalarKnight]

F

[@Mo-io2nx]

Relatable

[@herobrinezombie867]

He already has

[@logicalpetrol2721]

haha my only kiss haha ha ha *Cries*

[@전민주-d4k]

Wow that's so sad..I'm sorry..

[@gamriii]

_“You are alone in your own brain.”_ That freaks me out on another level.

[@rafaelcunha1850]

frivolousflake You are not alone in your own brain. That sounds scarier

[@whimsy5623]

I have a friend in my brain his name is Jerry

[@Zikeal-d4l]

No, I have me, myself and I. Wait, If *I* has me and myself. Then what do Me got? Myself- What??

[@libbyf51]

Whimsy I have a friend called Veronica

[@givemeahandle]

@@libbyf51 and you have a friend named emma

[@Staralium]

I still come back and rewatch these masterpieces

[@guylevy3129]

Judge “Why did you kill your landlady?” Tonda “I thought i was in the matrix” Judge “Understandable have a good day”

[@graniteradiator7137]

Tesla roadster 2, like the pfp

[@stickhatmihx984]

The judge literally watched too many matrix movies.

[@samr6408]

I know you’re joking but pleading insanity is actually a very dangerous thing. You don’t just get to walk free, instead you will often be confined to a prison like mental institution for the safety of you and others. This can potentially last much longer than a prison sentence would, even your whole life of you don’t show improvement.

[@AJ-vt5od]

Crime and Punishment has entered the chat

[@aibel99]

Yeah but if you're in the matrix, the matrix itself is the system you 'live' in which has reprocussions for the crime you committed therefore you have to deal with those. Enjoy your time in the matrix. And why does it become right to kill someone just becuase youre in the matrix? It's not right. But then what is right? Is right real? Is wrong real? No one can say morals are objectively true becuase what are good and bad based on? Someones interpretation? But then that would make it subjective. Yeah

[@purpleshirtfish]

*W H E R E A R E Y O U R F I N G E R S ?*

[@gabew5876]

AtoF Productions *N I 🅱️ 🅱️ A*

[@distructo]

*_XD_*

[@dogindagrass]

I ate them

[@lemonscreations]

Here

[@splupto]

in my pants

[@panictreasurenottrash1684]

Micheal: could I make you forget your first kiss? Me: what first kiss...

[@blankneverlosegaming6374]

He did it! you forgot your first kiss.

[@Majestic469]

Vsauce music plays in the background

[@doominator32]

Panic Treasure Not Trash dude, you might have a point, I don’t think I ever had mine

[@bizarreness]

Panic Treasure Not Trash lol never happened yet for me

[@cj-be6ow]

I forgot my first fingers

[@ErnestXavier-v8c]

I am astonished by this. These exact same thoughts have occupied my mind for a long time, and even more, I had also come to the very same conclusion just to find that Vsauce made a video about it 11 years ago.

[@Dante-444]

New title : How to dissociate from reality in 11 minutes

[@cr0issants]

Ugh true

[@boghund]

Me rn

[@real6562]

Only I'm Real.

[@VulpesXX]

@@real6562 How do you know?

[@okaybuddy.]

@@real6562 I can assure you that I'm conscious.

[@Daniel00232]

this video really helped me. I had a severe depression about solopsism after a bad lsd trip. It was months of dwelling with my mind but that thought of even if mont sure if this is real or not I might as well enjoy it helped me a lot.

[@deepfriedlettuce.]

good for you 😊

[@dangerousbri9750]

Its been 8 years, and I still can't turn my tongue upside down

[@Vidishness]

I just did

[@MillieDuu]

Just turn it to the side if ya can

[@idontknow20404]

Sad

[@Romir01x]

Same

[@Edhilues]

8 yrs have to be enough time to practice

[@pastefericit1769]

Michael: tells me to touch my tongue. Bacterias: Let us introduce ourselves.

[@alejrandom6592]

u dum

[@randaayache4066]

😂😂😭😭😭

[@brianjacobs2748]

Kenny Arias bruh

[@-mv]

@@randaayache4066 bruh

[@bellanonya345]

He told me to do it. I did it. My throat now hurts.

[@litheodragon1827]

I have dived deep into philosophy as of late, and am going back to re-watch since i watched many of these when i was a kid (young adult now) it gave me a new level of understanding and appreciation for vsauce

[@foryou410]

Yeah!!!! Exactly ❤

[@ginalinetti8975]

I'm going through derealisation rn. Nothing feels real. Nothing

[@ardPArd]

because in the video there is no mention of philosophy or philosophers

[@12x2is24]

The English teacher when the author says “I like blue”:

[@chris-8597]

I don’t get it

[@atonedudeatsnotsubscribed8313]

@@chris-8597 well let me explain accirding to all known laws of aviation a bee should be unable to fly.

[@chris-8597]

@@atonedudeatsnotsubscribed8313 not funny didnt laugh

[@toby2826]

@SCP 682 Chill

[@whoopty5776]

@SCP 682 sensitive ass

[@lucasrhan]

"... the real world" *oh n0o...* "The world is real..." *don't* "...right?" *DON'T!!* "*music starts*" *DAMMIT*

[@blankidentities2026]

😂😂 Best

[@DMTInfinity]

Hahahahaha!!! XD

[@digitalmonster6049]

I literally discovered Vsauce yesterday and already feel this pain on spririual levels

[@sajowillmc1605]

hahahaha, you're right, its the same for me xD

[@newboy6736]

In the real world i feel like i am a dead person cuddled up under a grave. Only my mind is active what i am doing now is a memory of the real world dying the same ways the same memories passing by as the memores fade you are the only one in da first universe cuz jeff da killer evolved destroyed evrything then got old of age OMG THAT MEANS WHOEVER IS REAL IS THE CREATER OF THIS PLACE I have awnserd youer question whatever it was This comment was ment to confuse you now bye. odd part 2 what is real am i real are you real is life real is my life real or is this a fragment of my mind egh who cares blah blah blah confusing stuff salfing the hardest question of physical exestince trying to sound smart other stuff mathey stuff now bye

[@gioworno]

Q: "where are your fingers?" A: your brain can record 300 years of TV

[@kirbo-db6mw]

There are so many answers to where are your fingers and most of them that I can think of are not appropriate for children

[@therayven3147]

@@kirbo-db6mw actually, you're comment holds truth... It's about the context of "where" he's asking... I could say: they are on my hand, which is the logical answer he was looking for, but I could say: they are on my phone, they are in my nose, they are rolling a cigarette... So he should have asked: where on your body are your fingers?

[@someoneshiny]

"where are your fingers?" "yes and no"

[@beatrizlopes3235]

this was 10 years ago, 10 years ago i watched thsi with my sister and it still shocks me. i love this man.

[@o.moonface.o]

So stoned, he caught me off guard with the first question

[@Vortex_Feedz]

All his questions be high questions , on god 🔥🍃

[@syntheseyez3577]

@@noidontthinksolol junks?

[@sgurdmeal662]

@@syntheseyez3577 you're dumb

[@kyleilchyna3540]

@@sgurdmeal662 You’re both dumb. Your lack of friendly and productive debating skills and resorting to calling each other names proves so.

[@kyleilchyna3540]

@@noidontthinksolol Why does it matter? Just because somebody smokes cannabis on a daily basis doesn’t mean they’re any less entitled to knowledge.

[@smellycunt7058]

"Where are you fingers?" Dude... you don't wanna know

[@potatertots2060]

omg

[@Oliwolf78]

Fitting profile picture and name.

[@ok-cr3yd]

I can see that there's more butthurt libtards on KZbin lol

[@michaelarojas]

best comment 10/10

[@tekmonkey5492]

Gonzalo Diaz Sola lol

[@ay-de6sq]

i remember reading on reddit. When someone dies it is in a way the death of an entire world

[@MegaMercernary]

Axel Yeah, their world. Hence, their life.

[@meanssnothingg]

An experience has ended

[@ay-de6sq]

Everyone sees the world differently, you see it differently than i do, therefore creating two different worlds in two different mindsets. Not just the death of a life, but a world.

[@ilove2loveu]

deep stuff, this is the shit that makes me look at my ceiling at night instead of sleeping

[@alexthuene2806]

i literally froze in the middle of eating cereal when i read that

[@CarolBright-it7bo]

3:07 little glass balls with a display inside them

[@Aleigha-z6p]

👌

[@AllenReviews]

Vsauce: “Where are your fingers?” People with no fingers: 😔

[@null3081]

cool greentext

[@thatguy8628]

From that greentext

[@MillieDuu]

Yuh

[@DuckWing64]

Cool redtext

[@grussgott0768]

Imagine someone having an Hand withoiut Fingers.

[@mattumov]

“You are alone in your own brain” My depression felt that

[@williamroth7527]

F

[@21368xray]

F

[@playmaker420s9]

That really do be a Bruh Moment

[@shinaiie]

F

[@peydaddy]

rt

[@josephinefogg6542]

I spent nearly this entire video trying to turn my tongue upside down

[@LLL.LLL0]

LoL

[@dimensionexo.]

Did you do it ?

[@emilesolberg-johansen]

Or did you..?

[@impazie]

move the middle of it, not the tip.

[@garrylarry890]

Same lol

[@Makememesandmore]

"Bro, I am standing right in front of you, ofc you can see me!" "Or can I?"

[@Aleigha-z6p]

*Detective music plays*

[@smoremoreaj4805]

Police: PUT UR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK YOU ARE ARRESTED! Michel: or am I? Police: yes you are Michel: but those dont exist * slips out of handcuffs * let's talk about how to count pass infinity

[@rougeandrei9095]

Lmao

[@lilahdog568]

Matrix: Vsauce chronicles

[@brandoncrawford7338]

*vsauce music intensifies*

[@chaddysalright8493]

smoremore! aj lol

[@pakacha8999]

@Katie Giles **Surprised Pikachu face**

[@giaisbored5580]

“can you turn your tongue upside down?” me: no :( “cool, here’s an illusion-“ me: i sAiD *N O*

[@bepsi8929]

It 100% works and is pretty trippy

[@yaiscontent]

It's so fuckin easy to do it wymm

[@mellendavid]

I can’t either

[@vipalpha8699]

@Zerø 00 meh too man

I've been trying for days

[@fluffymoist7780]

“Hey, Vsauce! Michael here.” ...but are you really there?

[@prithvithakur7950]

King Otaku hmmmmmmmmmmm... *face warp*

[@zeta-oj2tq]

and what is "there"?

[@idplayz600]

Only one way to find out *dies*

[@zeta-oj2tq]

iDplayz 600 seems legit

[@zeta-oj2tq]

But then where will your fingers be?

[@jordanbrettabbott]

That flipped tongue thing is a myth. I feel like I'm touching my tongue exactly where I'm touching it.

[@berkealtparmak1699]

came for the meme, stayed for the existential crisis.

[@sevay]

BERKE ALTIPARMAK 😆

[@kristinnama1391]

BERKE ALTIPARMAK lol Verily.

[@Flight-wo6jn]

BERKE ALTIPARMAK i haven’t laughed at a comment of that type so much in ages. Well done

[@TehLinaa]

I feel you so much damn

[@alphasquadleaderb9859]

Lina Nuiver you mean you feel yourself. We are one.

[@alexstones8561]

You remember 2.5 petabytes Of information Also me: where is my TV remote

[@pauldenise4154]

I can remember 1.5 Yottabytes and I'm struggling to find my own fingers.

[@AntimonyxAngel]

OK but next time... before you lose the remote, make sure you are recording the channel. Then don't look for it for another 300 years. We must test the estimation.

[@DrinkaDear]

@@AntimonyxAngel wat

[@AntimonyxAngel]

@@DrinkaDear 5:38

[@cash_wtp]

Alex Stones I don’t even remember what I ate for dinner yesterday

[@PigeonFlare]

Me: “Hey Vsauce, what’s up? Vsauce: “But what is DOWN?” *Vsauce music plays*

[@Deltexterity]

WhenCowsFly LOL

[@callumstewart5891]

He actually answered that very question in one of his recent videos.

[@SreenikethanI]

*Callum Stewart* yeah I think that's why he posted this comment…

[@aileendelacruz7556]

Vsauce: And how much does down WEIGH?

[@80ki68]

And what's it's favourite band?

[@internetgirl2001]

i got the exact same thoughts of the "what if everything's only on my mind" portion of the video last year but not because i'm some genius of anything, it was just stress induced psychosis LMAO. what helped me find out it was a delusion is the thought: "well, if everything is only made by my mind and exists only because of my consciousness, that would mean that i know everything that mankind has ever discovered and registered that i'm aware of at this moment, and ofc i'm nearly not as smart LMAO". I would've discovered things like quantum physics, that i know are true, but those are things i could've never come up with by myself and i don't even understand, so this was irrational thinking. i found out it was fake, but i still believed it for about two weeks💀

[@Papito_ElBozo]

"Where are your fingers" Amputees: 👁👄👁

[@anotherrandominternetguy404]

It's 👄 👁 Actually

[@princeCustos324]

@@anotherrandominternetguy404 PFFFT

[@isakayyik966]

@@anotherrandominternetguy404 like you

[@anotherrandominternetguy404]

@@isakayyik966 stop plis I'm gonna cri 🦾😭

[@laughingkoffin]

@@isakayyik966 I like you too

[@Jvstzn]

"Is anything real?" Me: *Starts to fade away*

[@Lumira_Floof]

Mr stark, i dont feel so good.

[@cinnamorolI.]

me too

[@yummydragon8533]

Oh no, mesa disappearin'

[@calvinosaurus4514]

Change da world My final message Goodbye

[@mrgarnd217]

Dammit thanos!

[@lu_tard6534]

I love how he throws everything I've ever known out the window

[@thomas.thomas]

Or has he?

[@jesuschrist6531]

Everything you've ever know might not be everything you ever know

[@josephstalin5379]

@@jesuschrist6531 thanks satan

[@7.07.01]

Your mind is lil closed there is way more stuff about life its a story?’

[@movboi213]

When I was 8 I had a identity crisis because of this video ah the good ol dayz

[@takenshota546]

"How do you know what bachelor means?" I LITERALLY DON'T THAT'S WHY I DOUBTED THE STATEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE MICHAEL-

[@Aleigha-z6p]

So true 😭💀

[@starlight4649]

I have this weird thing called "Alice in wonderland syndrome" Sometimes the perception of my body gets super messed up and I can't really stand up without falling over or getting afraid of the perceived height at which I am standing. It usually happens only once or twice a month, but it can last for hours at a time. The reason I bring this up is because it got triggered by looking at my fingers and focusing on my sense of touch.

[@robin_birdie_]

Holy Jesus's balls! Hold on there!

[@movboi213]

How fare away is this reply from your comment?

[@starlight4649]

@@movboi213 were I to be experiencing the phenomenon right now, the two would seem about 7 inches apart, and my phone would feel 2 feet wide. Edit: goddamn it focusing on it made it happen again. My hands feel giant and heavy.

[@PebsBeans]

@@starlight4649 well that sounds terrible

[@PebsBeans]

@Diptangshu Gamer en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_Wonderland_syndrome