Is Futa gay? (Objection.lol)

No they're not.

[@ThomasSquared]

For some reason, KZbin comments appearing on my channel and others have been "deleted" for some reason. So your comment may not appear in the comment section. Edit: Ok so I'm gonna have to make something clear right off the bat. I've seen alot of comments saying that this video is transphobic and what-not because they think that futa are the same as transwomen. THEY'RE NOT. A transwoman is someone who transitioned from a man to a woman and identifies themselves as a woman. Futa are literally a pr 0nn category where an exaggerated female...."creature" either has a penis and a vagina or just a penis. It's just some weird fetish thing weeaboos probably made up. They are not used interchangeably. Stop crying about something you barely know a lick about and do literally 2 minutes of research instead of wasting that energy on getting unnecessarily angry. Oh yeah and thanks for a million views. Didn't think a video I made while my friends were ignoring me on discord would blow up like that.

[@sauceman2saucyboogaloo530]

Been happening to me too

[@zarek3899]

No

[@DarkFlamesDarkness]

Little do we know. He IS the reason.

[@protolight1654]

Hahahaha, wwoketube opop

[@ThomasSquared]

@@DarkFlamesDarkness *yoshikage kira's theme intensifies*

[@joansosa5972]

This is the kind of cases we need to see in actual TV since it is more realistic than the cases seen on TV

[@JimmyPizzaDelivery]

I shouldn't have laughed at this like I did.

[@bapple7844]

I don’t think it’s more realistic but it’s definitely more relatable

[@Leephyow]

LMAO

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Honestly man, real life court cases are unrealistic as fuck. I once saw a dude jump off of the podium and try to drop-kick the judge.

[@redarmy467]

BROTHER

[@MarshallXeno]

"Futa is just a girl packing more than you might expect!" ~ Phoenix Wright

[@cyanscholar5498]

wise words of wisdom

[@KPbb2306]

He doesn't cap

[@devilsadvocate6381]

Canon!

[@localdingus6788]

Words to live by.

[@-M_-]

Hey Jonathan

[@IamHat]

I want to be the guy who is just constantly sliding Godot coffee.

[@urbainleverrier1]

I want to be Phoenix Not because I like him or anything I want to uh get thrown with godot's coffee

[@LightSoul-8]

My headcanon is that Godot has a Stand or a pocket dimension that he can just generate coffee from. (Edited because I spelled coffee as "coffe" at first)

[@odintheredprince12yearsold97]

@@urbainleverrier1 that's sus

[@TheRealityWarper08]

Ngl I mistook your pfp for the Pepsi logo

[@odintheredprince12yearsold97]

@@TheRealityWarper08 oh my God I can't unsee it now

[@안유]

"Lesbian porn would be 100% straight and 100% gay at the same time" well said, Edgeworth.

[@vib2119]

Schrödinger's lesbians

[@Nombrenooriginal]

How watching two girls makes you gae (if you're a man)

[@redactedoktor]

@@Nombrenooriginal Depending on the situation it’s gay. If you’re a woman watching it, you’re gay. If you’re a man watching it it’s 100% straight. But no matter what, it’s gay for said lesbians in said porno.

[@nadaemcomum3253]

@@redactedoktor But isn't it right to call a woman who lesbians a lesbian instead of a gay?

[@redactedoktor]

@@nadaemcomum3253 ??????? Sorry, could you translate that into common speak?

[@Felixkeeg]

"I told him the Japanese name for My Hero Academia was 'Boko no Pico' and he fucking believed me" My sides, ahahha

[@onilink0thefur]

Had me laughing for a solid minute

[@Holaaajjdnsdjfj]

The thing that did the commt More funnier Is his face 🗿

[@bacca4813]

The line "Yes, I told Mr. Write that the Japanese translation of My Hero Academia was Boku no Pico and the fucking idiot believed me." made me laugh so much harder than it should have. Oh my god.

[@hatcatmoby8893]

Considering the anime community did this to me with yaoi, I kinda wanna do this to someone else.

[@bacca4813]

​@@hatcatmoby8893 You _ABSOLUTLEY_ should. I did it to my brother when he was a weeblet. It actually worked. That's why that line made me laugh so much.

[@beenallaroundtheworld6060]

"And the fucking idiot belived me" I'm fucking weak🤣

[@Impeor]

The only bad thing about Boku no pico is that pioc is a kid and the dude in the car and a adult a rather then that it’s standard yaoi hentai

[@CleitinDosPneu]

"oops, sorry, wrong game.. *leaves*" i just woke up my whole city

[@inertpuma4884]

“It’s not gay if you’re still wearing something, like socks.” -My friend

[@emilyvillamil]

Your friends sounds very wise but it is still gay lol

[@inertpuma4884]

@@emilyvillamil i think it was supposed to be a joke, but it didn't sound like a joke tbh.

[@agustinvitta1322]

That's the gayest thing I've ever heard

[@sionnachdensolas9787]

Its not gay if hes wearing thigh highs

[@Bruh-jz1se]

@@sionnachdensolas9787 Ah, I see you're man of culture as well

[@roxassora2706]

So the guy behind "Don't watch an anime called "Boku"" is actually Phoenix

[@cZk75137]

For a split second, i thought you were Nux Taku because of your profile pic

[@chrishanson5846]

"So I was watching Futa hentai the other day…" Who tf starts a conversation with THAT?

[@hydro_fallenstar3281]

You

[@cZk75137]

@@hydro_fallenstar3281 No no, he's got a point

[@darxori]

More people than you'd think

[@thatstupidthomasfan]

Who the Hell Starts a conversation like that, i just sat down! -Peter Griffin

[@spoof2062]

Ngl in highschool i could imagine starting a convo like that with friends😂

[@Lonk2976]

Alternate title: literally every prosecuter tries to destroy Wright's reputation, yet they all fail

[@ThomasSquared]

Edgeworth: tries to call Wright gay using logic Godot: tries to call Wright gay using anecdotal evidence Franziska: tries to call Wright gay using a loophole Klavier: tries to seduce Wright to prove he's gay but comes up with an excuse to leave when it doesn't work Yep. You're right.

[@biggoofy]

Isn’t t that just the normal game

[@tootsie_]

Phoenix Wright ruins his own reputation, he doesn't need anyone else to do that

[@The_Void_Constellation]

You can’t ruin a reputation if it’s already ruined

[@henterpriser5779]

I mean edgy boi did several times

[@ghastlygno3002]

"Girl packing more than you might expect" -r/futanari description

[@ThomasSquared]

Finally someone noticed.

[@user-jj4pj5xg5t]

A man of culture I see

[@mehdiezzaoudi5229]

What a cultured man

[@JustinWHY-zz7gz]

Theres a subreddit for that shit?

[@user-jj4pj5xg5t]

@@JustinWHY-zz7gz futanari is best

[@TheKrazykyleman]

Should have had a giant "NOT GAY" like they do when you get a "NOT GUILTY" verdict

[@doodlehates_uttp]

Futa is gay, you can't change my mind

[@malikegekristensen3935]

What’s gay about The Federal Unemployment Tax Act?

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

everything

[@Desh681]

The fact that they do unspeakable acts to you if you go to their complaints department

[@cyanscholar5498]

idk homie, the lower class recieving a living wage in order to survive in a classist capitalst society that is totally against their well being seems kinda sussy

[@MelonHead78]

@@cyanscholar5498 Silence commie.

[@sooryan_1018]

Taxes are gay

[@scottland8698]

3:07 *Shows up* *objects* *Plays air guitar* *Refuses to elaborate* *Leaves*

[@Janepringles]

Gigachad moment

[@civosborne]

STFU AND PREPARE ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE!

[@fukittt]

Based

[@slapnull1819]

That’s a little political tbh

[@ashleymabel6530]

@@fukittt basado

[@ryuzxa]

Imagine just say hello to your friend and he just start the conversation with "so I was watching futa"

[@scoffeex1740]

WTF? I just sat down, who starts a conversation like that?

[@Darkstander]

"No you foolish fuck" Why do I love that more then anything said in this video

[@deathknelle3868]

"It's not gay if the balls don't touch." -Sun Tzu, or something, IDK...

[@widhskxnkan1349pl]

And then he perfected it so that no human could best him in the ring of honor! (This sounds so weird)

[@widhskxnkan1349pl]

@ToasterGuy I hate you * Soldier screams *

[@kristyandesouza5980]

AWW MAGGOTS! GOGOGO Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth and then he heard them into a boat and then he beat the crap outta every single one!

[@samich811]

I think i know who your actually quoting but im not sure

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Doggy style is gonna be a little tricky

[@Mrpawsum2]

This video would've been over in seconds if Phoenix just responded with "so?"

[@ThomasSquared]

A chad move like that is too bold for Phoenix.

[@burkeyjmoney]

Because nobody wants to be gay

[@fathersbasement9119]

@@ThomasSquared so?

[@Justaplebxd1998]

what stronger ''yeah and?'' or ''so?''

[@bluesockpocket]

@@Justaplebxd1998 Yeah, so?

[@johnathanaltizer3333]

>Virgin “futa isn’t gay” VS >Chad “I am bisexual so long as the body is feminine”

[@AnatoliasAce3341]

Literally me.

[@roggonval]

Yes yes yes

[@SA-mo3hq]

True Sigma

[@zerno_dread]

@@AnatoliasAce3341 same

[@alexanderd.1078]

Agree more like "i like the femenine curves"

[@renzeusoya5828]

'You have just admitted to watching yaoi, how else could you have known that Pico wasn't a futa?' Wikipedia.

[@swegboy0238]

Like every single youtuber/streamer who relates to the weeb lifestyle

[@langostino2940]

Underrated comment, ngl

[@JunJun-in4tq]

I can't believe I wasted over 3 minutes of my life watching fake characters discuss whether an animated genre is straight or ge.

[@ThomasSquared]

Sorry, no refunds.

[@troljynx9953]

Bruh

[@analiarodriguez1569]

Technically, futas are not for straights nor gays, but for bisexuals.

[@dinamosflams]

I can't believe I wasted 3 minutes to confirm what I already knew

[@dinamosflams]

@@analiarodriguez1569 fitas are for everyone

[@squeaky1963]

Me: *watches futa *"Reality can be whatever I want"*

[@thepacific2933]

Yea basicly

[@nikolaipetrenko2108]

Like spoungebob said imagination

[@magemash2390]

That's final

[@dmolegend1699]

Underrated comment 😂

[@Rico-id5mo]

The best of both worlds kind of deal

[@marsayde1237]

Whenever I see these memes, I love imagining that there was no crime happening that day, and the main characters use the courtroom as a hangout spot to talk about random crap.

[@wittyusername3469]

3:05 "Objection!" *Shreds the air guitar* "Oops sorry, wrong game." *Leaves* Absolute Chad

[@elijahlopez6287]

my favorite part

[@widhskxnkan1349pl]

>walks into court >plays air guitar >refuses to elaborate further >leaves

[@DominatorGiga]

That wasn't a flex. That wasn't a power move. That, *was* a *POWER FLEX*

[@wittyusername3469]

Klavier isn’t playing the air guitar, he is so powerful he actually conjures an invisible guitar, that’s why we can hear it.

[@nam6128]

Thats what i want my attitude in life to be lmao

[@JustSomeNamekian]

Now just imagine this being brought up in an actual court house

[@bekambekm3200]

We will have to wait like 3 years or so

[@feywildheart2878]

Genetalia v identity, the court will decide what the focal point of attraction is

[@jamesfreeman3617]

Well considering hermaphroditism is a real condition it's totally possible that a court would have to make a decision like this for legal reasons.

[@jamesfreeman3617]

@0 FQuartz 0 while that might happen I was thinking more on the lines of deciding if someone is or is not protected by a law.

[@lamphiaalonso5341]

court may not discuss futa but sometimes the discussions are just as stupid

[@fluffydragon1525]

> walks into courtroom > starts shredding on air guitar > refuses to elaborate > leaves Sigma grindset

[@bungflop6433]

This is a basically every argument I have with my friends at lunch

[@Deadpool710]

Futa x female: Not gay Futa x male: Pretty gay Futa x Futa: science has not progressed far enough to calculate the gay Edit: Small correction, Futa x male is only inherently gay if the futa is fucking the guy. If the guy is fucking the futa, it is straight, unless the nut gets on him

[@jaimebm816]

What a wise man 😔👌

[@Satheo05]

It ain’t gay to like a girl with a meaty attachment .

[@gigisty]

Using the logic from the video it would be 20% gay

[@goggles8691]

It's straighter than normal

[@the_doctor2419]

You know what? This is reasonable. Like giorgini said, I would give futa on futa max about 20% gay. Quite overwhelmingly straight still.

[@sad_bunlmao6522]

Klavier: -Finishes epic air guitar riff* "Fuck y'all" -peaces out

[@grimace1.048]

SERBIAAAAAAAAAA SERBIAAA SERBIAAAAAA

[@faby6515]

"No, you foolish fuck" Ok, that got me lol

[@megatronikal8853]

"so i was watching futa hentai the other day" edgeworth: im objecting your existence

[@smugglefish8171]

If you seen Boku No Pico, it's more concerning that it features children than it being Yaoi

[@th30ddm4n5]

Nah, yaoi is more terrifying.

[@XxBlackAngel141]

Agreed. Yaoi is the shit but Boku no Pico..... ew

[@joshuauloho5871]

@aaa A 🙄🙄🙄, brah

[@thunderweirdo]

@aaa A To which anime are you referring? I'm genuinely curious.

[@peebumz2710]

I haven't actually watch Boku No Pico and- IT FEATURES FUCKING WHAT

[@challengeaccepted5613]

That is some deep philosophy shit As deep as ....

[@thektcrew9719]

👀👀👀

[@pepperbyte8438]

👁️👁️

[@Alex-xc8bi]

A futas baIIs in my....

[@colorado2455]

Im gonna stop you right there bud.

[@bimbobob8530]

yo momma

[@CleanSockQ]

Didn't know what a futa was until I watched this, I regret watching this

[@aboxthatdrools]

"It's not gay if you don't know he's gay." ~ Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@Beef_S5]

I was once known as "the futa boy" amongst my friends because i was having a brain blast at 2 in the morning and wrote a long paragraph on how amazing it would be to be a futa. The next morning I apologized for my arrogance and thought that would be the end of it but my friend who found out about it almost a year later started calling me futa boy. This kept going for months until we were in a video call with 5 of my other friends. We had a challenging discussion on how futa is not gay. After an hour of consultation we determined that futa arent gay. Hope y'all's have a good day and enjoyed the story.

[@Gundam-Prime]

I want to see

[@knweeb514]

I need to see this

[@currentlyraggedname7893]

if you want to be a girl with a penis so bad...you can, you know.

[@qul5816]

Rwason

[@CenturianTale_Halo]

I require this story

[@heavenlyascendedchicken5464]

Welcome back to another day of court, today we will be figuring out, "is the sun a planet or a gas Giant".

[@heavenlyascendedchicken5464]

But it could also be a planet because it's a ball

[@heavenlyascendedchicken5464]

Under the heat can be people

[@heavenlyascendedchicken5464]

The heat could be there to protect them from invasion

[@heavenlyascendedchicken5464]

So your saying you have been on the sun before.

[@heavenlyascendedchicken5464]

Under all the heat is aliens that are protected by it.

[@Oliver-OCR]

futa is NOT gay and i will die on that hill

[@Weather-more]

For everyone wondering...it is called genital preference and has nothing to do with sexuality itself. That is seperate to if you like women or men, so a man liking a woman with a dick can still be straight, since the rest of her body is womanly. Often sexuality and genital preference overlab but they don't have to.

[@Kayther33]

And trap?

[@Weather-more]

@@Kayther33 "And trap"? What does that mean? What is your question?

[@makayi]

I agree completely

[@pixlTM]

We are on the same page

[@minhhuynh5059]

Do you like make on futa then

[@nikoveliki4132]

Thank you very much

[@realssanne]

With what

[@nikoveliki4132]

@@realssanne did you watch the video

[@batguy39]

The biggest mistake Wright did was not differentiating full package Futas from regular Futas Regular are indisputably more gay

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

But wait! The common conception of futa is that full package is the norm!

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder full package

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

@Yongo Bazuk I must disagree.

[@cyanscholar5498]

but they still girls bro

[@marcoasturias8520]

Full packaged?

[@rostoma7777]

This is the video that led to me finding out what futa is

[@kaiserfrfr]

Sorry to hear that 😅

[@rostoma7777]

@@kaiserfrfrwdym sorry? It's peak 🗣️

[@kaiserfrfr]

@@rostoma7777 type shit

[@xeranuphia]

I’ve just accepted that I’m not straight at this point

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

Admirable.

[@ashketchum9209]

Do u like boobs?

[@Kayther33]

Im flexi-straight, im straight until the situation requires it

[@SheCravesAldo]

“How else would u know Pico isn’t a futa” Well, you see, it started when we were getting freaky on a Friday night...

[@heartcore_addict]

Your comment made me very happy

[@fukittt]

Boyfriend x pico is canon and that saddens me

[@KevenIdiotII]

@@fukittt yes but I don't think they....I'm just not gonna say it

[@flow185]

You know we were beep bopping, rapping and booze and drugs happen to be in the same place i was...

@@fukittt wait what?

[@dizzypear]

>enters the room and plays the air guitar >"Oops wrong game" >Refuses to explain himself >Leaves

[@shroob8389]

Time for the based take: sexuality is based off the gender of the people not the genitals of the people in the relationship (be it romantic or sexual). Futa do not exist in the real world we have to go off of two separate scenarios, that Futa would be a gender, and that Futa would not be. The one I find much more likely is that at some point near the development of gender itself Futa would become a gender just as man and woman did, in that case Futa isn’t gay or straight it is some other sexuality that exists in this Futa universe. Futa not being a gender isn’t likely but maybe in this Futa universe they are considered exactly what they are defined as, women with dicks. In this case Futa would be a sex not a gender, so there would presumably be some men that were born Futas it in general Futa hentai would be straight.

[@Kayther33]

Well, we have the sex, that is xx or xy chromosomes. The appearance that you have isn't that related. So if you make a transition you arent actually transitioning. A trans woman isnt a woman, is a man that really looks like a girl. So, imaining a world where you can change your body with science fiction to be a girl that grow a penis you would be a girl, so is heterosexual, maybe not 100% but more heterosexual than gay. But if somehow you change your chromosomes to have xx instead of xy or vice versa then you should be a the other thing. My point is, that you are man or woman, there is anything more. If you somehow become with yy you are not a MMAALLEE you have some kind of problem. Like borning with a tail doesn't make you monkey or something different.

[@ArtharusDominus97VN]

FUTA = Fighting Ultimate Tactical Armor. The futa hentai told me that.😗

[@Anwar520]

People in 1899 : work hard to feed themselves and their families, have strong faith, respect each other, and live together in peace. People in 2021 :

[@ThomasSquared]

Yeah, cause the generous people at KZbin are totally paying me to do this shit

[@ThomasSquared]

@Egg T read the description

[@magithegreat]

Ah yes, 1899 the year of the Second Boer War

[@thelastkitchengun3478]

Yea

[@siruno6024]

"respect each other" Also people in that era - Killing people for being jew or black - Believing that white people is superior in every way - Starting wars and people segregation And other fucked up shit.

[@fezmaster9938]

Straight men: arguing about whether futa is gay Me, a bisexual: I have no such weaknesses

[@doughnutdave6432]

You do. Since futa is both man and woman you liking both is gay

[@4crosswashere7]

@@doughnutdave6432 what

[@adaslothland850]

@@doughnutdave6432 objection!!! “Gay”, by definition, is attraction only to a same sex partner. That implies, for futa to be “gay” for a person, the said person needs to be futa as well. Being bisexual doesn’t mean the bisexual person is a futa! A male or a female can be bisexual too! Therefore meaning bisexuality does not make liking futa gay! Op here hasn’t mentioned their sex or gender, but I think it’s safe to assume that they are not futa. Op can correct me if I’m wrong. The discussion is over.

[@verapaulo5698]

I'm a lesbian and I like futa. What does that make me?

[@adaslothland850]

@@verapaulo5698 inclusive of trans girls I suppose.

[@thomasdevlin5825]

"THAT'S AT LEAST 10% GAY!" That line killed me

[@jahmikahmatura9394]

So who's gonna tell Edgeworth that lesbian and gay are the same thing just for different sexes.

[@acos1255]

We will never know what Phoenix was saying at the start before getting interrupted

[@BigBoy257]

Yeah, come to think of it, I don’t think this discussion had much to do with the trial

[@gamerblackjacket]

I love how no one considered that it's bisexual

[@carpii0576]

Cuz it is still gay

[@gamerblackjacket]

@@carpii0576 as a gay I can confirm it's most like bisexual

[@brandonsantisteban9626]

I think is bicurius

[@uwu-wv1kj]

It really depends on your sexuality more than the genre itself at this point lmao

[@gamerblackjacket]

@@uwu-wv1kj touche

[@Vegitobutblue]

Futa is bi. Case closed.

[@melodias5468]

2:20 judge be like : did your kingdom come

[@bluejellosuu9583]

Okay this is literally every toxic discord chat i have been in And oh god..i have still trauma from it Thanks for the video...but imma need to take some antidepressants now

[@its_sisha_not_chair505]

Discord users be like: yes doctor, my friends told on discord that futa is gay, i'm so depressed

[@cookieaddict5956]

@@its_sisha_not_chair505 random asshole be like

[@PaperBag99287402]

@@cookieaddict5956 He does have a point though, this generation is sensitive as fuck its rediculous.

[@Josuh]

How the fuck do you even keep joining toxic discords where the topic of futa is so common?

[@ApeX-pj4mq]

@@Josuh Its better not too ask

[@insomniac1184]

Objection! Futa is neither gay or straight. It is bisexual!

[@joshshrum2764]

I’d argue that herm is, but yeah i see your point.

[@tommatt2901]

OBJECTIONS, it really depends on your sexuality more then the genre itself at this point

[@Sukuna6105]

EXACTLY YOU HAVE A F-ING POINT

[@Sukuna6105]

@@tommatt2901 You also have a point

[@tukenngemu7938]

Nah

[@pandreweatspan]

I was at the edge of my seat the entire time, I truly didnt know whether futa was considered gay or not. All sides brought up logical points. Truly magnificent

[@vibhav6551]

"futa is not gay" *that puts a smile on my face*

[@73NSH1]

congratulations, you are now a gay virgin level 100

[@romaingrasser400]

@@73NSH1 u 12

[@73NSH1]

@@romaingrasser400 14*

[@DoarNimic]

It is bi ,not homo or hetero

[@soupbane1688]

I like how the coffee just keeps sliding into his hand

[@Maukiki]

Not only Godot but all lawyers in aa universe have the ability to create coffee cups out of thin air

[@minusguy7283]

"It's not gay if it's with a woman." -Sun Tzu or some bull shit

[@legion4902]

@EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT Objection! A futa is a hermaphrodite!

[@dirtyduck6987]

@@legion4902 well if it is neither it is not gay

[@Maukiki]

lesbians laughing in the corner?

[@adamb8054]

This is like a episode ok JoJo bizarre adventure. "Ha, you fool, you have fallen straight into my trap" 1:46

[@wheresmygrasses1549]

I wonder if liking Johnathan makes me Gay or Masculine…

[@Kayther33]

Straight to his trap no... Straight to his trap in did not

[@anayasylvert4924]

I was waiting for them to bring up futa being intersex its was the ultimate factor that made wright in fact not gay

[@Janepringles]

This shit is compelling as hell even though they are talking about hentai openly

[@IrvingIV]

6 characters struggling for 3 minutes to understand the complex mating rituals of the human snail.

[@Alexed.w]

The real Chad refutation would've been: "and if it is?"

[@shrekscrusader1139]

The next: Is having $ex with a tank a problem?

[@erazemskuk6017]

This is a hidden gem

[@charizardfan1017]

Bisexuals be like: Well this was a waste of time

[@Randomly.assembled.molecules]

Poku no pico was straight up masterpiece

[@superbelo]

I feel like a TV series based around lawyers having debates in a real court room about topics that really don't matter and are typically based around an individuals subjective opinion and each lawyer is trying to defend their opinion and prove it as the more correct one would actually do well.

[@HatsODoom]

They aren't gay on the sole premise of they are a different gender entirely. So unless you are a futa too, they are not gay.

[@The4stro]

shit im using that from now on

[@uandresbrito5685]

That ain't straight tho

[@HatsODoom]

@@uandresbrito5685 Correct, as straight is another term for heterosexual which is attraction to the opposite sex. HOWEVER, this word only applies to a species with two genders. If a theoretical 3rd gender were to exist, a new word would be needed. As such when considering males, females, and futas, the term "straight" cannot apply. If we were to use a term we do know though, liking futas is closest to being Bisexual, but even that isn't 100% accurate. But in the end the argument was "Are they Gay?" And the answer to that is no. Are they straight? That's a different question.

[@uandresbrito5685]

@@HatsODoom I know it goes against my original point, but knowledge is knowledge: thinking about it, hetero means different afaik, not explicitly opposite, so theoretically the term could just change it's meaning with a 3rd sex and it would be straight again. And obviously it's a different question, I know that.

[@ExternalDialogue]

@@HatsODoom tf is this shit, 1882? We have known for many decades now that humans, A: aren't sexually dimorphic, we have a bimodal distribution of sex with a bias for extremes. Meaning most people while not in the centre are close to the extremes of the spectrum. So what we decide a sex is isn't a concrete X or Y thing, its an arbitrary designation we give to those close to the extremes. While sex is real biological thing the amount of sexes is entirely arbitrary, where the border between male and female is on that spectrum is entirely arbitrary and artificial designation. You could say we have three sexes, or one, none, four, two, whatever. It just depends on where you draw the lines and how many you draw. B: You are conflating sex with gender, which has been scientifically proven quite thuroughly to be seperate things. Gender being social expectations and social roles as well as identity, sex is a biological term. And even if you dissagree you still use gender instead of sex to decide who is a man and a woman. As then the only way to tell which box a person fits in you'd need to take a chromosomal test, a full readout of their medical history, etc. You don't do that. Therefore, you are somewhat inaccurate.

[@ultraman388]

i remember a friend showing me futa in a bus. i proceeded to nearly vomit

[@NIGERANDAYO_SMOKEY]

2:20 Judge is genius

[@coal9205]

I love that klavier arrives just to immediately leave

[@bigsmoke6675]

>barges into a discussion. >plays air guitar >refuses to elaborate further >leaves

[@s_0lace]

literally copied a comment word for word well done Big Smoke

[@theotherchase8442]

2:51 "No, you foolish fuck..." is just so funny to me

[@jellybelly8672]

honestly sounds like the entire courtroom needs to learn to be less insecure if they are gay or not

[@MrLoowiz]

Regardless, futa is gay.

[@vsptylore3639]

The whole courtroom is arguing it is gay, Phoenix is the one insecure about it

[@asdgreersf]

0:25 I like how he gives a statistic of gayness

[@thatguy.609]

2:06 "Wait no! I only watched Boku no Pico because the Judge told me about it!" "...your honor... is that true?" "...yes. I told him that the Japanese translation of My hero academia was Boku no Pico and the Fucking idiot believed that." this has got to be the best interaction I've seen thus far

[@TheEternity69]

Phoenix: *says a word* Edgeworth: YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS A SIN

[@enzoc123-x3o]

-> Enters the courtroom yelling -> Fucking kills it with the air guitar -> Refuses to elaborate further -> Leaves

[@lilpogchamp4904]

My Hero academia Japanese translation is Boku no pico

[@plushytv5295]

There’s another one. Don’t watch it. Also the JP translation is Boku no Hero.

[@valentds]

@@plushytv5295 you don't get the joke

[@CleitinDosPneu]

rlly? ima watch it rn

[@PirateShux]

@@plushytv5295 Welcome to the joke!

[@plushytv5295]

Tbh, I don’t really get the joke, but I am glad that you are all civilized and didn’t use R/wHoOsH

[@ZeroX.0000]

Finally the question i've been waiting for eons

[@valentds]

futa's aren't real. sadly. no, trans aren't futa at all

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

@@valentds Futa is better than trans

[@nichy7734]

@@valentds futas exist in the form of hermaphroditeism

[@xenmaster2203]

@@nichy7734 sadly, herms don’t count as real futas either. They can reproduce as a male and a female simultaneously. It’s either one way or the other. In truth, Futas are just an idealization of something that won’t be obtainable for a really long time.

[@yazidefirenze]

> Objects > Plays air guitar > Refuses to elaborate further > leaves

[@cryo311old]

Futa isn't gay because she's still a girl...

[@DoarNimic]

Hermaphrodites do not have a exact sex ,so they can't be labeled as girls or boys

[@toydotgame]

Only the High Court of Kekistan would discuss such a case.

[@GBA-049]

I literally had this exact same discussion with my friends on Discord yesterday, am I being tracked?

[@ThomasSquared]

Unironically yes. I was talking to my cousin in Hungary a while back and I got a Hungary memes video by a guy called Dankify a day after. Good to see they're using our data for something so petty.

[@milkyway4315]

@@ThomasSquared mentioning Hungary, is an instant sub from me

[@aquilesguerrero]

@@milkyway4315 hey, that country takes venezuelans? :U

[@milkyway4315]

@@aquilesguerrero I don't know about that

[@balinthegedus9940]

@@ThomasSquared I am from hungary. Looks like I am also being tracked

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

1:46 you have made a major mistake, trite... I'm gay.

[@48bro39]

WE BEAT THE CASEE 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@jaysonlavern3453]

I am so sorry to my Mother, who raised me as her second child, I am sorry to my father whom works so hard alongside my mother to provide for us, I am sorry to my old babysitter, who took care of me before and after school when my parents could not. And finally I am sorry for myself, because... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!

[@shirokagami7539]

dont worry

[@tiia9164]

Won't lie this discussion actually peeked my interest more than it should have...

[@aphsychopath7690]

Futa boning guy=kinda gay Futa boning futa=depends on you Guy boning futa=very little gay Futa boning girl=Not at all gay Strapon Girl boning futa=not gay

[@spicymeatballs2thespicening]

Futa doing everything is gay except for the very specific scenario of the futa doing a guy with a 😺

[@aphsychopath7690]

Futa doing @@spicymeatballs2thespicening gayyyyy

[@kimberleymonroe1157]

No. Futa are (generally) women. Futa (woman) + Man = Straight sex Futa (woman) + Futa (woman) = Lesbian sex Futa (woman) + Ciswoman = Lesbian sex

[@aphsychopath7690]

Nice POV 👌

[@psgamer-il2pt]

@@aphsychopath7690 this is exactly correct

[@soundtheartist9212]

3:13 I find it hilarious and ironic how this random guy was introduced with a guitar solo when his name "Klavier" translates to "piano" from German/Deutsch to English.

[@Suddsy11037]

This is one of the most heated debates I’ve seen

[@philosiraptorjr4912]

I love how Godot has to take a sip of coffee after every sentence.

[@kataponder9751]

I was waiting with batent breath for the ruling. I can now resume my normal activities in peace.

[@ubbles5174]

Everyone else: normal music Godot: *jazz music*

[@mymoca100]

*Agreed, now I can feel calm knowing I’m straight*

[@bigbadlara5304]

Got a secret truth for you *whispers* your not 😂

[@leafposter6602]

Yeah, it's still gay

[@bigbadlara5304]

I think you can enjoy the higher art form of futa pron and live in peace with the fact you're probably bisexual

[@samuelkomay8058]

@@leafposter6602 No

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

I am not gay but watching other gay people is fun. because it's rare.