For some reason, KZbin comments appearing on my channel and others have been "deleted" for some reason. So your comment may not appear in the comment section. Edit: Ok so I'm gonna have to make something clear right off the bat. I've seen alot of comments saying that this video is transphobic and what-not because they think that futa are the same as transwomen. THEY'RE NOT. A transwoman is someone who transitioned from a man to a woman and identifies themselves as a woman. Futa are literally a pr 0nn category where an exaggerated female...."creature" either has a penis and a vagina or just a penis. It's just some weird fetish thing weeaboos probably made up. They are not used interchangeably. Stop crying about something you barely know a lick about and do literally 2 minutes of research instead of wasting that energy on getting unnecessarily angry. Oh yeah and thanks for a million views. Didn't think a video I made while my friends were ignoring me on discord would blow up like that.
This is the kind of cases we need to see in actual TV since it is more realistic than the cases seen on TV
@JimmyPizzaDelivery3 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have laughed at this like I did.
@bapple78443 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it’s more realistic but it’s definitely more relatable
@Leephyow3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Daniel_Lancelin3 жыл бұрын
Honestly man, real life court cases are unrealistic as fuck. I once saw a dude jump off of the podium and try to drop-kick the judge.
@redarmy4672 жыл бұрын
BROTHER
@MarshallXeno3 жыл бұрын
"Futa is just a girl packing more than you might expect!" ~ Phoenix Wright
@cyanscholar54983 жыл бұрын
wise words of wisdom
@KPbb23063 жыл бұрын
He doesn't cap
@devilsadvocate63813 жыл бұрын
Canon!
@localdingus67883 жыл бұрын
Words to live by.
@-M_-3 жыл бұрын
Hey Jonathan
@IamHat3 жыл бұрын
I want to be the guy who is just constantly sliding Godot coffee.
@urbainleverrier13 жыл бұрын
I want to be Phoenix Not because I like him or anything I want to uh get thrown with godot's coffee
@LightSoul-83 жыл бұрын
My headcanon is that Godot has a Stand or a pocket dimension that he can just generate coffee from. (Edited because I spelled coffee as "coffe" at first)
@odintheredprince12yearsold972 жыл бұрын
@@urbainleverrier1 that's sus
@TheRealityWarper082 жыл бұрын
Ngl I mistook your pfp for the Pepsi logo
@odintheredprince12yearsold972 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealityWarper08 oh my God I can't unsee it now
@안유3 жыл бұрын
"Lesbian porn would be 100% straight and 100% gay at the same time" well said, Edgeworth.
@vib21193 жыл бұрын
Schrödinger's lesbians
@Nombrenooriginal3 жыл бұрын
How watching two girls makes you gae (if you're a man)
@redactedoktor3 жыл бұрын
@@Nombrenooriginal Depending on the situation it’s gay. If you’re a woman watching it, you’re gay. If you’re a man watching it it’s 100% straight. But no matter what, it’s gay for said lesbians in said porno.
@nadaemcomum32532 жыл бұрын
@@redactedoktor But isn't it right to call a woman who lesbians a lesbian instead of a gay?
@redactedoktor2 жыл бұрын
@@nadaemcomum3253 ??????? Sorry, could you translate that into common speak?
@Felixkeeg3 жыл бұрын
"I told him the Japanese name for My Hero Academia was 'Boko no Pico' and he fucking believed me" My sides, ahahha
@onilink0thefur3 жыл бұрын
Had me laughing for a solid minute
@Holaaajjdnsdjfj3 жыл бұрын
The thing that did the commt More funnier Is his face 🗿
@bacca48133 жыл бұрын
The line "Yes, I told Mr. Write that the Japanese translation of My Hero Academia was Boku no Pico and the fucking idiot believed me." made me laugh so much harder than it should have. Oh my god.
@hatcatmoby88933 жыл бұрын
Considering the anime community did this to me with yaoi, I kinda wanna do this to someone else.
@bacca48133 жыл бұрын
@@hatcatmoby8893 You _ABSOLUTLEY_ should. I did it to my brother when he was a weeblet. It actually worked. That's why that line made me laugh so much.
@beenallaroundtheworld60603 жыл бұрын
"And the fucking idiot belived me" I'm fucking weak🤣
@Impeor3 жыл бұрын
The only bad thing about Boku no pico is that pioc is a kid and the dude in the car and a adult a rather then that it’s standard yaoi hentai
@CleitinDosPneu3 жыл бұрын
"oops, sorry, wrong game.. *leaves*" i just woke up my whole city
@inertpuma48843 жыл бұрын
“It’s not gay if you’re still wearing something, like socks.” -My friend
@emilyvillamil3 жыл бұрын
Your friends sounds very wise but it is still gay lol
@inertpuma48843 жыл бұрын
@@emilyvillamil i think it was supposed to be a joke, but it didn't sound like a joke tbh.
@agustinvitta13222 жыл бұрын
That's the gayest thing I've ever heard
@sionnachdensolas97872 жыл бұрын
Its not gay if hes wearing thigh highs
@Bruh-jz1se2 жыл бұрын
@@sionnachdensolas9787 Ah, I see you're man of culture as well
@roxassora27063 жыл бұрын
So the guy behind "Don't watch an anime called "Boku"" is actually Phoenix
@cZk751373 жыл бұрын
For a split second, i thought you were Nux Taku because of your profile pic
@chrishanson58463 жыл бұрын
"So I was watching Futa hentai the other day…" Who tf starts a conversation with THAT?
@hydro_fallenstar32813 жыл бұрын
You
@cZk751373 жыл бұрын
@@hydro_fallenstar3281 No no, he's got a point
@darxori3 жыл бұрын
More people than you'd think
@thatstupidthomasfan3 жыл бұрын
Who the Hell Starts a conversation like that, i just sat down! -Peter Griffin
@spoof20623 жыл бұрын
Ngl in highschool i could imagine starting a convo like that with friends😂
@Lonk29763 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: literally every prosecuter tries to destroy Wright's reputation, yet they all fail
@ThomasSquared3 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth: tries to call Wright gay using logic Godot: tries to call Wright gay using anecdotal evidence Franziska: tries to call Wright gay using a loophole Klavier: tries to seduce Wright to prove he's gay but comes up with an excuse to leave when it doesn't work Yep. You're right.
@biggoofy3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t t that just the normal game
@tootsie_3 жыл бұрын
Phoenix Wright ruins his own reputation, he doesn't need anyone else to do that
@The_Void_Constellation3 жыл бұрын
You can’t ruin a reputation if it’s already ruined
@henterpriser57793 жыл бұрын
I mean edgy boi did several times
@ghastlygno30023 жыл бұрын
"Girl packing more than you might expect" -r/futanari description
@ThomasSquared3 жыл бұрын
Finally someone noticed.
@user-jj4pj5xg5t2 жыл бұрын
A man of culture I see
@mehdiezzaoudi52292 жыл бұрын
What a cultured man
@JustinWHY-zz7gz2 жыл бұрын
Theres a subreddit for that shit?
@user-jj4pj5xg5t2 жыл бұрын
@@JustinWHY-zz7gz futanari is best
@TheKrazykyleman3 жыл бұрын
Should have had a giant "NOT GAY" like they do when you get a "NOT GUILTY" verdict
@doodlehates_uttpАй бұрын
Futa is gay, you can't change my mind
@malikegekristensen39353 жыл бұрын
What’s gay about The Federal Unemployment Tax Act?
@fujiwaranonekobiodrando12573 жыл бұрын
everything
@Desh6813 жыл бұрын
The fact that they do unspeakable acts to you if you go to their complaints department
@cyanscholar54983 жыл бұрын
idk homie, the lower class recieving a living wage in order to survive in a classist capitalst society that is totally against their well being seems kinda sussy
@MelonHead783 жыл бұрын
@@cyanscholar5498 Silence commie.
@sooryan_10183 жыл бұрын
Taxes are gay
@scottland86983 жыл бұрын
3:07 *Shows up* *objects* *Plays air guitar* *Refuses to elaborate* *Leaves*
@Janepringles3 жыл бұрын
Gigachad moment
@civosborne3 жыл бұрын
STFU AND PREPARE ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE!
@fukittt3 жыл бұрын
Based
@slapnull18193 жыл бұрын
That’s a little political tbh
@ashleymabel65303 жыл бұрын
@@fukittt basado
@ryuzxa2 жыл бұрын
Imagine just say hello to your friend and he just start the conversation with "so I was watching futa"
@scoffeex17402 жыл бұрын
WTF? I just sat down, who starts a conversation like that?
@Darkstander2 жыл бұрын
"No you foolish fuck" Why do I love that more then anything said in this video
@deathknelle38683 жыл бұрын
"It's not gay if the balls don't touch." -Sun Tzu, or something, IDK...
@widhskxnkan1349pl3 жыл бұрын
And then he perfected it so that no human could best him in the ring of honor! (This sounds so weird)
@widhskxnkan1349pl3 жыл бұрын
@ToasterGuy I hate you * Soldier screams *
@kristyandesouza59803 жыл бұрын
AWW MAGGOTS! GOGOGO Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth and then he heard them into a boat and then he beat the crap outta every single one!
@samich8113 жыл бұрын
I think i know who your actually quoting but im not sure
@hypnoticskull63423 жыл бұрын
Doggy style is gonna be a little tricky
@Mrpawsum23 жыл бұрын
This video would've been over in seconds if Phoenix just responded with "so?"
@ThomasSquared3 жыл бұрын
A chad move like that is too bold for Phoenix.
@burkeyjmoney3 жыл бұрын
Because nobody wants to be gay
@fathersbasement91193 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasSquared so?
@Justaplebxd19983 жыл бұрын
what stronger ''yeah and?'' or ''so?''
@bluesockpocket3 жыл бұрын
@@Justaplebxd1998 Yeah, so?
@johnathanaltizer33332 жыл бұрын
>Virgin “futa isn’t gay” VS >Chad “I am bisexual so long as the body is feminine”
@AnatoliasAce33412 жыл бұрын
Literally me.
@roggonval2 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes
@SA-mo3hq2 жыл бұрын
True Sigma
@zerno_dread2 жыл бұрын
@@AnatoliasAce3341 same
@alexanderd.10782 жыл бұрын
Agree more like "i like the femenine curves"
@renzeusoya58282 жыл бұрын
'You have just admitted to watching yaoi, how else could you have known that Pico wasn't a futa?' Wikipedia.
@swegboy02382 жыл бұрын
Like every single youtuber/streamer who relates to the weeb lifestyle
@langostino29402 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment, ngl
@JunJun-in4tq3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I wasted over 3 minutes of my life watching fake characters discuss whether an animated genre is straight or ge.
@ThomasSquared3 жыл бұрын
Sorry, no refunds.
@troljynx99533 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@analiarodriguez15693 жыл бұрын
Technically, futas are not for straights nor gays, but for bisexuals.
@dinamosflams3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I wasted 3 minutes to confirm what I already knew
@dinamosflams3 жыл бұрын
@@analiarodriguez1569 fitas are for everyone
@squeaky19633 жыл бұрын
Me: *watches futa *"Reality can be whatever I want"*
@thepacific29333 жыл бұрын
Yea basicly
@nikolaipetrenko21083 жыл бұрын
Like spoungebob said imagination
@magemash23903 жыл бұрын
That's final
@dmolegend16993 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@Rico-id5mo3 жыл бұрын
The best of both worlds kind of deal
@marsayde12372 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see these memes, I love imagining that there was no crime happening that day, and the main characters use the courtroom as a hangout spot to talk about random crap.
@wittyusername34693 жыл бұрын
3:05 "Objection!" *Shreds the air guitar* "Oops sorry, wrong game." *Leaves* Absolute Chad
@elijahlopez62873 жыл бұрын
my favorite part
@widhskxnkan1349pl3 жыл бұрын
>walks into court >plays air guitar >refuses to elaborate further >leaves
@DominatorGiga3 жыл бұрын
That wasn't a flex. That wasn't a power move. That, *was* a *POWER FLEX*
@wittyusername34693 жыл бұрын
Klavier isn’t playing the air guitar, he is so powerful he actually conjures an invisible guitar, that’s why we can hear it.
@nam61283 жыл бұрын
Thats what i want my attitude in life to be lmao
@JustSomeNamekian3 жыл бұрын
Now just imagine this being brought up in an actual court house
@bekambekm32003 жыл бұрын
We will have to wait like 3 years or so
@feywildheart28783 жыл бұрын
Genetalia v identity, the court will decide what the focal point of attraction is
@jamesfreeman36173 жыл бұрын
Well considering hermaphroditism is a real condition it's totally possible that a court would have to make a decision like this for legal reasons.
@jamesfreeman36173 жыл бұрын
@0 FQuartz 0 while that might happen I was thinking more on the lines of deciding if someone is or is not protected by a law.
@lamphiaalonso53413 жыл бұрын
court may not discuss futa but sometimes the discussions are just as stupid
@fluffydragon15252 жыл бұрын
> walks into courtroom > starts shredding on air guitar > refuses to elaborate > leaves Sigma grindset
@bungflop64333 жыл бұрын
This is a basically every argument I have with my friends at lunch
@Deadpool7103 жыл бұрын
Futa x female: Not gay Futa x male: Pretty gay Futa x Futa: science has not progressed far enough to calculate the gay Edit: Small correction, Futa x male is only inherently gay if the futa is fucking the guy. If the guy is fucking the futa, it is straight, unless the nut gets on him
@jaimebm8163 жыл бұрын
What a wise man 😔👌
@Satheo053 жыл бұрын
It ain’t gay to like a girl with a meaty attachment .
@gigisty3 жыл бұрын
Using the logic from the video it would be 20% gay
@goggles86913 жыл бұрын
It's straighter than normal
@the_doctor24193 жыл бұрын
You know what? This is reasonable. Like giorgini said, I would give futa on futa max about 20% gay. Quite overwhelmingly straight still.
@sad_bunlmao65223 жыл бұрын
Klavier: -Finishes epic air guitar riff* "Fuck y'all" -peaces out
@grimace1.0482 жыл бұрын
SERBIAAAAAAAAAA SERBIAAA SERBIAAAAAA
@faby65152 жыл бұрын
"No, you foolish fuck" Ok, that got me lol
@megatronikal88533 жыл бұрын
"so i was watching futa hentai the other day" edgeworth: im objecting your existence
@smugglefish81713 жыл бұрын
If you seen Boku No Pico, it's more concerning that it features children than it being Yaoi
@th30ddm4n53 жыл бұрын
Nah, yaoi is more terrifying.
@XxBlackAngel1413 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Yaoi is the shit but Boku no Pico..... ew
@joshuauloho58713 жыл бұрын
@aaa A 🙄🙄🙄, brah
@thunderweirdo3 жыл бұрын
@aaa A To which anime are you referring? I'm genuinely curious.
@peebumz27103 жыл бұрын
I haven't actually watch Boku No Pico and- IT FEATURES FUCKING WHAT
@challengeaccepted56133 жыл бұрын
That is some deep philosophy shit As deep as ....
@thektcrew97193 жыл бұрын
👀👀👀
@pepperbyte84383 жыл бұрын
👁️👁️
@Alex-xc8bi3 жыл бұрын
A futas baIIs in my....
@colorado24553 жыл бұрын
Im gonna stop you right there bud.
@bimbobob85303 жыл бұрын
yo momma
@CleanSockQ3 жыл бұрын
Didn't know what a futa was until I watched this, I regret watching this
@aboxthatdrools3 жыл бұрын
"It's not gay if you don't know he's gay." ~ Sun Tzu, Art of War
@Beef_S53 жыл бұрын
I was once known as "the futa boy" amongst my friends because i was having a brain blast at 2 in the morning and wrote a long paragraph on how amazing it would be to be a futa. The next morning I apologized for my arrogance and thought that would be the end of it but my friend who found out about it almost a year later started calling me futa boy. This kept going for months until we were in a video call with 5 of my other friends. We had a challenging discussion on how futa is not gay. After an hour of consultation we determined that futa arent gay. Hope y'all's have a good day and enjoyed the story.
@Gundam-Prime3 жыл бұрын
I want to see
@knweeb5143 жыл бұрын
I need to see this
@currentlyraggedname78933 жыл бұрын
if you want to be a girl with a penis so bad...you can, you know.
@qul58163 жыл бұрын
Rwason
@CenturianTale_Halo3 жыл бұрын
I require this story
@heavenlyascendedchicken54643 жыл бұрын
Welcome back to another day of court, today we will be figuring out, "is the sun a planet or a gas Giant".
@heavenlyascendedchicken54643 жыл бұрын
But it could also be a planet because it's a ball
@heavenlyascendedchicken54643 жыл бұрын
Under the heat can be people
@heavenlyascendedchicken54643 жыл бұрын
The heat could be there to protect them from invasion
@heavenlyascendedchicken54643 жыл бұрын
So your saying you have been on the sun before.
@heavenlyascendedchicken54643 жыл бұрын
Under all the heat is aliens that are protected by it.
@Oliver-OCR11 күн бұрын
futa is NOT gay and i will die on that hill
@Weather-more2 жыл бұрын
For everyone wondering...it is called genital preference and has nothing to do with sexuality itself. That is seperate to if you like women or men, so a man liking a woman with a dick can still be straight, since the rest of her body is womanly. Often sexuality and genital preference overlab but they don't have to.
@Kayther3315 күн бұрын
And trap?
@Weather-more15 күн бұрын
@@Kayther33 "And trap"? What does that mean? What is your question?
@makayi3 жыл бұрын
I agree completely
@pixlTM3 жыл бұрын
We are on the same page
@minhhuynh50593 жыл бұрын
Do you like make on futa then
@nikoveliki41323 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much
@realssanne3 жыл бұрын
With what
@nikoveliki41323 жыл бұрын
@@realssanne did you watch the video
@batguy393 жыл бұрын
The biggest mistake Wright did was not differentiating full package Futas from regular Futas Regular are indisputably more gay
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder3 жыл бұрын
But wait! The common conception of futa is that full package is the norm!
@ADeeSHUPA3 жыл бұрын
@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder full package
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder3 жыл бұрын
@Yongo Bazuk I must disagree.
@cyanscholar54983 жыл бұрын
but they still girls bro
@marcoasturias85203 жыл бұрын
Full packaged?
@rostoma7777Ай бұрын
This is the video that led to me finding out what futa is
@kaiserfrfr22 күн бұрын
Sorry to hear that 😅
@rostoma777722 күн бұрын
@@kaiserfrfrwdym sorry? It's peak 🗣️
@kaiserfrfr22 күн бұрын
@@rostoma7777 type shit
@xeranuphia3 жыл бұрын
I’ve just accepted that I’m not straight at this point
@unknownentityenthusiast67652 жыл бұрын
Admirable.
@ashketchum920926 күн бұрын
Do u like boobs?
@Kayther3315 күн бұрын
Im flexi-straight, im straight until the situation requires it
@SheCravesAldo3 жыл бұрын
“How else would u know Pico isn’t a futa” Well, you see, it started when we were getting freaky on a Friday night...
@heartcore_addict3 жыл бұрын
Your comment made me very happy
@fukittt3 жыл бұрын
Boyfriend x pico is canon and that saddens me
@KevenIdiotII3 жыл бұрын
@@fukittt yes but I don't think they....I'm just not gonna say it
@flow1853 жыл бұрын
You know we were beep bopping, rapping and booze and drugs happen to be in the same place i was...
3 жыл бұрын
@@fukittt wait what?
@dizzypear3 жыл бұрын
>enters the room and plays the air guitar >"Oops wrong game" >Refuses to explain himself >Leaves
@shroob83892 жыл бұрын
Time for the based take: sexuality is based off the gender of the people not the genitals of the people in the relationship (be it romantic or sexual). Futa do not exist in the real world we have to go off of two separate scenarios, that Futa would be a gender, and that Futa would not be. The one I find much more likely is that at some point near the development of gender itself Futa would become a gender just as man and woman did, in that case Futa isn’t gay or straight it is some other sexuality that exists in this Futa universe. Futa not being a gender isn’t likely but maybe in this Futa universe they are considered exactly what they are defined as, women with dicks. In this case Futa would be a sex not a gender, so there would presumably be some men that were born Futas it in general Futa hentai would be straight.
@Kayther3315 күн бұрын
Well, we have the sex, that is xx or xy chromosomes. The appearance that you have isn't that related. So if you make a transition you arent actually transitioning. A trans woman isnt a woman, is a man that really looks like a girl. So, imaining a world where you can change your body with science fiction to be a girl that grow a penis you would be a girl, so is heterosexual, maybe not 100% but more heterosexual than gay. But if somehow you change your chromosomes to have xx instead of xy or vice versa then you should be a the other thing. My point is, that you are man or woman, there is anything more. If you somehow become with yy you are not a MMAALLEE you have some kind of problem. Like borning with a tail doesn't make you monkey or something different.
@ArtharusDominus97VN3 жыл бұрын
FUTA = Fighting Ultimate Tactical Armor. The futa hentai told me that.😗
@Anwar5203 жыл бұрын
People in 1899 : work hard to feed themselves and their families, have strong faith, respect each other, and live together in peace. People in 2021 :
@ThomasSquared3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, cause the generous people at KZbin are totally paying me to do this shit
@ThomasSquared3 жыл бұрын
@Egg T read the description
@magithegreat3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, 1899 the year of the Second Boer War
@thelastkitchengun34783 жыл бұрын
Yea
@siruno60243 жыл бұрын
"respect each other" Also people in that era - Killing people for being jew or black - Believing that white people is superior in every way - Starting wars and people segregation And other fucked up shit.
@fezmaster99383 жыл бұрын
Straight men: arguing about whether futa is gay Me, a bisexual: I have no such weaknesses
@doughnutdave64323 жыл бұрын
You do. Since futa is both man and woman you liking both is gay
@4crosswashere73 жыл бұрын
@@doughnutdave6432 what
@adaslothland8503 жыл бұрын
@@doughnutdave6432 objection!!! “Gay”, by definition, is attraction only to a same sex partner. That implies, for futa to be “gay” for a person, the said person needs to be futa as well. Being bisexual doesn’t mean the bisexual person is a futa! A male or a female can be bisexual too! Therefore meaning bisexuality does not make liking futa gay! Op here hasn’t mentioned their sex or gender, but I think it’s safe to assume that they are not futa. Op can correct me if I’m wrong. The discussion is over.
@verapaulo56983 жыл бұрын
I'm a lesbian and I like futa. What does that make me?
@adaslothland8503 жыл бұрын
@@verapaulo5698 inclusive of trans girls I suppose.
@thomasdevlin58253 жыл бұрын
"THAT'S AT LEAST 10% GAY!" That line killed me
@jahmikahmatura93943 жыл бұрын
So who's gonna tell Edgeworth that lesbian and gay are the same thing just for different sexes.
@acos12553 жыл бұрын
We will never know what Phoenix was saying at the start before getting interrupted
@BigBoy2573 жыл бұрын
Yeah, come to think of it, I don’t think this discussion had much to do with the trial
@gamerblackjacket3 жыл бұрын
I love how no one considered that it's bisexual
@carpii05763 жыл бұрын
Cuz it is still gay
@gamerblackjacket3 жыл бұрын
@@carpii0576 as a gay I can confirm it's most like bisexual
@brandonsantisteban96263 жыл бұрын
I think is bicurius
@uwu-wv1kj3 жыл бұрын
It really depends on your sexuality more than the genre itself at this point lmao
@gamerblackjacket3 жыл бұрын
@@uwu-wv1kj touche
@Vegitobutblue Жыл бұрын
Futa is bi. Case closed.
@melodias54682 жыл бұрын
2:20 judge be like : did your kingdom come
@bluejellosuu95833 жыл бұрын
Okay this is literally every toxic discord chat i have been in And oh god..i have still trauma from it Thanks for the video...but imma need to take some antidepressants now
@its_sisha_not_chair5053 жыл бұрын
Discord users be like: yes doctor, my friends told on discord that futa is gay, i'm so depressed
@cookieaddict59563 жыл бұрын
@@its_sisha_not_chair505 random asshole be like
@PaperBag992874023 жыл бұрын
@@cookieaddict5956 He does have a point though, this generation is sensitive as fuck its rediculous.
@Josuh3 жыл бұрын
How the fuck do you even keep joining toxic discords where the topic of futa is so common?
@ApeX-pj4mq3 жыл бұрын
@@Josuh Its better not too ask
@insomniac11843 жыл бұрын
Objection! Futa is neither gay or straight. It is bisexual!
@joshshrum27643 жыл бұрын
I’d argue that herm is, but yeah i see your point.
@tommatt29013 жыл бұрын
OBJECTIONS, it really depends on your sexuality more then the genre itself at this point
@Sukuna61053 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY YOU HAVE A F-ING POINT
@Sukuna61053 жыл бұрын
@@tommatt2901 You also have a point
@tukenngemu79383 жыл бұрын
Nah
@pandreweatspan2 жыл бұрын
I was at the edge of my seat the entire time, I truly didnt know whether futa was considered gay or not. All sides brought up logical points. Truly magnificent
@vibhav65512 жыл бұрын
"futa is not gay" *that puts a smile on my face*
@73NSH12 жыл бұрын
congratulations, you are now a gay virgin level 100
@romaingrasser4002 жыл бұрын
@@73NSH1 u 12
@73NSH12 жыл бұрын
@@romaingrasser400 14*
@DoarNimic16 күн бұрын
It is bi ,not homo or hetero
@soupbane16883 жыл бұрын
I like how the coffee just keeps sliding into his hand
@Maukiki3 жыл бұрын
Not only Godot but all lawyers in aa universe have the ability to create coffee cups out of thin air
@minusguy72833 жыл бұрын
"It's not gay if it's with a woman." -Sun Tzu or some bull shit
@legion49023 жыл бұрын
@EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT Objection! A futa is a hermaphrodite!
@dirtyduck69873 жыл бұрын
@@legion4902 well if it is neither it is not gay
@Maukiki3 жыл бұрын
lesbians laughing in the corner?
@adamb80543 жыл бұрын
This is like a episode ok JoJo bizarre adventure. "Ha, you fool, you have fallen straight into my trap" 1:46
@wheresmygrasses15493 жыл бұрын
I wonder if liking Johnathan makes me Gay or Masculine…
@Kayther3315 күн бұрын
Straight to his trap no... Straight to his trap in did not
@anayasylvert49242 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for them to bring up futa being intersex its was the ultimate factor that made wright in fact not gay
@Janepringles3 жыл бұрын
This shit is compelling as hell even though they are talking about hentai openly
@IrvingIV3 жыл бұрын
6 characters struggling for 3 minutes to understand the complex mating rituals of the human snail.
@Alexed.w2 жыл бұрын
The real Chad refutation would've been: "and if it is?"
@shrekscrusader11393 жыл бұрын
The next: Is having $ex with a tank a problem?
@erazemskuk60173 жыл бұрын
This is a hidden gem
@charizardfan10173 жыл бұрын
Bisexuals be like: Well this was a waste of time
@Randomly.assembled.molecules19 күн бұрын
Poku no pico was straight up masterpiece
@superbelo2 жыл бұрын
I feel like a TV series based around lawyers having debates in a real court room about topics that really don't matter and are typically based around an individuals subjective opinion and each lawyer is trying to defend their opinion and prove it as the more correct one would actually do well.
@HatsODoom3 жыл бұрын
They aren't gay on the sole premise of they are a different gender entirely. So unless you are a futa too, they are not gay.
@The4stro3 жыл бұрын
shit im using that from now on
@uandresbrito56853 жыл бұрын
That ain't straight tho
@HatsODoom3 жыл бұрын
@@uandresbrito5685 Correct, as straight is another term for heterosexual which is attraction to the opposite sex. HOWEVER, this word only applies to a species with two genders. If a theoretical 3rd gender were to exist, a new word would be needed. As such when considering males, females, and futas, the term "straight" cannot apply. If we were to use a term we do know though, liking futas is closest to being Bisexual, but even that isn't 100% accurate. But in the end the argument was "Are they Gay?" And the answer to that is no. Are they straight? That's a different question.
@uandresbrito56853 жыл бұрын
@@HatsODoom I know it goes against my original point, but knowledge is knowledge: thinking about it, hetero means different afaik, not explicitly opposite, so theoretically the term could just change it's meaning with a 3rd sex and it would be straight again. And obviously it's a different question, I know that.
@ExternalDialogue3 жыл бұрын
@@HatsODoom tf is this shit, 1882? We have known for many decades now that humans, A: aren't sexually dimorphic, we have a bimodal distribution of sex with a bias for extremes. Meaning most people while not in the centre are close to the extremes of the spectrum. So what we decide a sex is isn't a concrete X or Y thing, its an arbitrary designation we give to those close to the extremes. While sex is real biological thing the amount of sexes is entirely arbitrary, where the border between male and female is on that spectrum is entirely arbitrary and artificial designation. You could say we have three sexes, or one, none, four, two, whatever. It just depends on where you draw the lines and how many you draw. B: You are conflating sex with gender, which has been scientifically proven quite thuroughly to be seperate things. Gender being social expectations and social roles as well as identity, sex is a biological term. And even if you dissagree you still use gender instead of sex to decide who is a man and a woman. As then the only way to tell which box a person fits in you'd need to take a chromosomal test, a full readout of their medical history, etc. You don't do that. Therefore, you are somewhat inaccurate.
@ultraman3882 жыл бұрын
i remember a friend showing me futa in a bus. i proceeded to nearly vomit
@NIGERANDAYO_SMOKEYАй бұрын
2:20 Judge is genius
@coal92053 жыл бұрын
I love that klavier arrives just to immediately leave
@bigsmoke66753 жыл бұрын
>barges into a discussion. >plays air guitar >refuses to elaborate further >leaves
@s_0lace3 жыл бұрын
literally copied a comment word for word well done Big Smoke
@theotherchase84422 жыл бұрын
2:51 "No, you foolish fuck..." is just so funny to me
@jellybelly86723 жыл бұрын
honestly sounds like the entire courtroom needs to learn to be less insecure if they are gay or not
@MrLoowiz2 жыл бұрын
Regardless, futa is gay.
@vsptylore36392 жыл бұрын
The whole courtroom is arguing it is gay, Phoenix is the one insecure about it
@asdgreersf3 жыл бұрын
0:25 I like how he gives a statistic of gayness
@thatguy.6093 жыл бұрын
2:06 "Wait no! I only watched Boku no Pico because the Judge told me about it!" "...your honor... is that true?" "...yes. I told him that the Japanese translation of My hero academia was Boku no Pico and the Fucking idiot believed that." this has got to be the best interaction I've seen thus far
@TheEternity692 жыл бұрын
Phoenix: *says a word* Edgeworth: YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS A SIN
@enzoc123-x3o2 жыл бұрын
-> Enters the courtroom yelling -> Fucking kills it with the air guitar -> Refuses to elaborate further -> Leaves
@lilpogchamp49043 жыл бұрын
My Hero academia Japanese translation is Boku no pico
@plushytv52953 жыл бұрын
There’s another one. Don’t watch it. Also the JP translation is Boku no Hero.
@valentds3 жыл бұрын
@@plushytv5295 you don't get the joke
@CleitinDosPneu3 жыл бұрын
rlly? ima watch it rn
@PirateShux3 жыл бұрын
@@plushytv5295 Welcome to the joke!
@plushytv52953 жыл бұрын
Tbh, I don’t really get the joke, but I am glad that you are all civilized and didn’t use R/wHoOsH
@ZeroX.00003 жыл бұрын
Finally the question i've been waiting for eons
@valentds3 жыл бұрын
futa's aren't real. sadly. no, trans aren't futa at all
@fujiwaranonekobiodrando12573 жыл бұрын
@@valentds Futa is better than trans
@nichy77343 жыл бұрын
@@valentds futas exist in the form of hermaphroditeism
@xenmaster22032 жыл бұрын
@@nichy7734 sadly, herms don’t count as real futas either. They can reproduce as a male and a female simultaneously. It’s either one way or the other. In truth, Futas are just an idealization of something that won’t be obtainable for a really long time.
@yazidefirenze2 жыл бұрын
> Objects > Plays air guitar > Refuses to elaborate further > leaves
@cryo311old2 жыл бұрын
Futa isn't gay because she's still a girl...
@DoarNimic16 күн бұрын
Hermaphrodites do not have a exact sex ,so they can't be labeled as girls or boys
@toydotgame3 жыл бұрын
Only the High Court of Kekistan would discuss such a case.
@GBA-0493 жыл бұрын
I literally had this exact same discussion with my friends on Discord yesterday, am I being tracked?
@ThomasSquared3 жыл бұрын
Unironically yes. I was talking to my cousin in Hungary a while back and I got a Hungary memes video by a guy called Dankify a day after. Good to see they're using our data for something so petty.
@milkyway43153 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasSquared mentioning Hungary, is an instant sub from me
@aquilesguerrero3 жыл бұрын
@@milkyway4315 hey, that country takes venezuelans? :U
@milkyway43153 жыл бұрын
@@aquilesguerrero I don't know about that
@balinthegedus99403 жыл бұрын
@@ThomasSquared I am from hungary. Looks like I am also being tracked
@supremechaosbeing26962 жыл бұрын
1:46 you have made a major mistake, trite... I'm gay.
@48bro3917 күн бұрын
WE BEAT THE CASEE 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@jaysonlavern34533 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry to my Mother, who raised me as her second child, I am sorry to my father whom works so hard alongside my mother to provide for us, I am sorry to my old babysitter, who took care of me before and after school when my parents could not. And finally I am sorry for myself, because... WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!
@shirokagami75392 жыл бұрын
dont worry
@tiia91643 жыл бұрын
Won't lie this discussion actually peeked my interest more than it should have...
@aphsychopath76902 жыл бұрын
Futa boning guy=kinda gay Futa boning futa=depends on you Guy boning futa=very little gay Futa boning girl=Not at all gay Strapon Girl boning futa=not gay
@spicymeatballs2thespicening2 жыл бұрын
Futa doing everything is gay except for the very specific scenario of the futa doing a guy with a 😺
@aphsychopath76902 жыл бұрын
Futa doing @@spicymeatballs2thespicening gayyyyy
@kimberleymonroe11572 жыл бұрын
No. Futa are (generally) women. Futa (woman) + Man = Straight sex Futa (woman) + Futa (woman) = Lesbian sex Futa (woman) + Ciswoman = Lesbian sex
@aphsychopath76902 жыл бұрын
Nice POV 👌
@psgamer-il2pt2 жыл бұрын
@@aphsychopath7690 this is exactly correct
@soundtheartist92122 жыл бұрын
3:13 I find it hilarious and ironic how this random guy was introduced with a guitar solo when his name "Klavier" translates to "piano" from German/Deutsch to English.
@Suddsy110373 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most heated debates I’ve seen
@philosiraptorjr49123 жыл бұрын
I love how Godot has to take a sip of coffee after every sentence.
@kataponder97513 жыл бұрын
I was waiting with batent breath for the ruling. I can now resume my normal activities in peace.
@ubbles51742 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: normal music Godot: *jazz music*
@mymoca1003 жыл бұрын
*Agreed, now I can feel calm knowing I’m straight*
@bigbadlara53043 жыл бұрын
Got a secret truth for you *whispers* your not 😂
@leafposter66023 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's still gay
@bigbadlara53043 жыл бұрын
I think you can enjoy the higher art form of futa pron and live in peace with the fact you're probably bisexual
@samuelkomay80583 жыл бұрын
@@leafposter6602 No
@fujiwaranonekobiodrando12573 жыл бұрын
I am not gay but watching other gay people is fun. because it's rare.