Is Shondo really pure?

[@shikamaze1489]

I can't believe Shondo smoked the devils brocolli i'm shitting and crying rn

[@E4439Qv5]

la lechuga del diablo

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

Explains alot tbh.

[@GuitarScrub42069]

Satan's Argula

[@HardSkolas]

The demon’s oregano.

[@redline841]

Sharted and farted

[@sr.lontra]

I can't believe shondo would do something like this. I'm literally shaking and crying rn

[@Coolness01]

Cringe response, 2/10. Try again with more emotion

[@newmail7624]

She sploofed a boof

[@johnnyveng4014]

Nuh-uh. I'm crying harder.

[@szysi3k]

yeah, I mean handholding?! wtf, degenerate

[@NightmareVT]

Yall have problems

[@tsunamiisurfin]

the mental image of shondo smoking some menthols is crazy and i’m all for it

[@Mare_Man]

It's like that baby with a cigar from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

[@azjugallo]

I dunno because there's this huge mental divide for me between the character and the person behind the screen. Dunno if I'm explaining it well, but I see the person behind the screen as just another person. Maybe a bit more pure than we thought.

[@bulldowozer5858]

nah, Shondo smoking some *FAT DART*

[@andrewprahst2529]

What os that? Is it like methanol?

[@KiIIua_]

I just cannot picture a small skinny pale girl hitting a pack of Winston's against the palm of her other hand and asking if anyone's got a lighter lol

[@johndave117]

Shondo - "I have kissed someone before" /vt/ - Shondo - "It was a girl" /vt/ - 😭😭😭😭

[@ShondopilledIndividuals]

Bro created new emotes just for that comment

[@Fallen-Saint]

I can translate this to English

[@kokorochacarero8003]

What did she mean by this?

[@Misamiko]

We live in a society

[@rauntche]

Your /vt/ is different from mine.

[@dr.bright6272]

I just took the same quiz. Got 59%. Unsurprisingly Shondo's more pure.

[@nickstarlingch]

I ended up more pure than her, it was pretty funny.

[@rize3753]

@@nickstarlingch Me too. I got a 90, highest test score i've ever gotten

[@ravensrcorvids]

@@rize3753 97 💪

[@TheRibbonRed]

86%. Can't believe Shondo's 1% purer than me. Must've been the jacking thing.

[@PastPositive]

@@rize3753 91% for me lol

[@asddsa8203]

That's a lot of honesty.

[@Telados]

That's a lot of heresy.

[@Going1outof10]

Took this test and realized it was a ruse, this ain't the purity test, this the "No bitches?" test

[@kv4648]

I can confirm that I have no bitches, again

[@Chrys4l1s]

As someone who is maidenless, i agree

[@vividchilling2492]

pretty much lmfao 😭😭

[@cinnay99]

I got 91, that woud make sense then

[@edelweiss6634]

Hmmm, should I take this again and count body pillows amongst partners?

[@judgem0rt1s23]

Imagine seeing a cute anime lolli with a pack of menthols saying "The f*ck are you looking at?" with a child's voice. I can't unsee it.

[@mathewbrigman5592]

I'm not sure how to feel about scoring higher than shondo, yet the only two answers we both had were ingesting alcohol and seen "corn"

[@Lhalhomme]

Drinking alcohol on stream counts as a religious context

[@handdurger]

preach brother

[@spegynmerbles3993]

Literally crying and screaming and pissing right now

[@natsudragneelthefiredragon]

*in public right now?

[@mikelonduckguey]

The perfect blunt rotation just got one shondo bigger

[@Sai69-n1m]

1:09 that smile though

[@FixYourGameplay]

My fav shondo moment

[@Aflay1]

Shondo isn't just pure. She's toxic to humans due to her purity.

[@mezu-e]

Such absolute purity that it gives you water poisoning on contact

[@maxwang956]

Like a vampire touching holy water.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Pure all-natural arsenic! Because nothing natural can be bad for you!

[@lolicon453]

Alkaline Shondo

[@LecherousLizard]

Pure oxygen?

[@whazzup_teacup]

I don't understand how self-satisfaction could be undesirable.

[@Quidney]

I got 91 Kissless, hugless virgin Life's hard

[@Quidney]

@@Quintessentialdesu I have gf of 3 months now. But my score is the same cuz its a online relationship. Lifes also good fren :)

[@Quidney]

@@Quintessentialdesu We facetime every day for hours. We sleep together on the video call and she sends me cute pictures of her smile 💓 i love her so much 🙂🙂🙂

[@johndave117]

@@Quidney women aren't real bro, how can you be that dumb??? 🤨

[@fortnitesexman]

meanwhile i just haven't met anyone i like who isn't like half the planet away from me and i honestly don't see the point of online dating, it's barely any different from just being friends, so i'll probably be single forever tbh but whatever, i've got great friends 🤷‍♂️

[@Quidney]

@@fortnitesexman I'll meet her this summer tho. We even have plans to get married even though we haven't met even once irl. I love her sm

[@YTDariuS-my6dg]

Ah, finally, a test I can ace with minimal effort!

[@Retired.Hero.]

Further proof that Shondo is too based for this world

[@sarcasm-83]

Pretending to be lewd for views while being a stranger to selfhelp of that kind... smh. 😄

[@melopuss375]

you could say she did it but only lasted 30 seconds or she did it until it hurts both are entirely correct and entirely funny.

[@whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

Makes you you wonder if she's asexual

[@bobpotato1231]

@@whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu women are much less likely to m in general, so it doesn't mean she's asexual, it's not that rare.

[@whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

@bobpotato1231 that is true and they do often do jt less often when they do. Hormones I geuss

[@hanakogane2234]

She just doesn't know what masturbation is, because yes, she does it. Asexuals masturbate a lot fyi. People forget that there are an insane amount of ways to masturbate instead of only fingering or jerking off.

[@blindeyedblightmain3565]

Necroposting, but females really need to be in the right state with the right tools to make it pleasurable. Especially if she tried "putting in", instead of stimulating the outer parts.

[@kemonogirlpfp985]

I just wanna know how she knew I didn't have ears

[@SkwurlOverlord]

Never heard of this test, decided to try it for myself Got 95 I feel like I should be happy about that, but I also feel like I shouldn't be. One thing's for certain though This proves that I, indeed, have no bitches

[@PastPositive]

I don’t know about you, but I got a 91, and I’m only 15 lol, I got more than enough time for some bitches.

[@pigeon6130]

Eyyyy I got 95 too, brother in arms

[@Liberaaiytb]

95 too

[@toosmoo7610]

97

[@fallingnao3919]

Maidenless

[@JackOBlades0801]

Can't believe she did premarital hand holding. My word.

[@mstart_t8975]

I can't believe those elementary school teachers had the weed out so easy that Shadow got a hold of it😆

[@goukenslay7555]

Impossible. This shondo has me tearing up

[@LemonRush7777]

Shondo is like medicine: beneficial effects if used in moderation, but a veritable poison when consumed in excess.

[@GymBossAniki]

Shondo is pure... just dont give her 16 pounds.

[@SaiKisaragi]

Got a 89. I'm a kissless virgin aspy that couldn't really love anyone even if it was a real life anime girl that wanted me. I have negative game.

[@Telados]

You didn't have to say all that, having an anime profile picture is proof enough

[@SaiKisaragi]

@@Telados bruh you have female *speedawagooon*as your avatar, you are actually me

[@Telados]

@@SaiKisaragi I also scored 96, so I deserve the pure anime girl more then you

[@sandwitch4530]

@@Telados What if you and him instead 😳

[@phir9255]

It's not a bad thing though.

[@Solizeus]

"It hurt and i don't like it" I don't believe

[@Slender_neet]

I thought the higher the score meant less pure but then realized it was the other way around after I got a higher score... don't know how to feel now

[@stavik96]

Scored 87 as well, I am such a pure soul and totally not a total degenerate with all kinds of weird fetishes and fantasies.

[@spaghettiking7312]

Purity and adorability are separate concepts, but we know Shadow has both!!

[@user-bkey]

i have GOT to smoke weed with shondo

[@ThatWildcard]

Its an experience you will only make once

[@noosurprises]

Dream blunt rotation

[@Leliastas]

I expected all of those... but the weed one? xXxFALLENshondo420xXx BLAZE IT!

[@SoranoOuranos]

87 out of 100 is a good score honestly. Just tried and got 96 ^^

[@jeremyrawdon4675]

Wait so the bigger the number the more pure??

[@YuSooKey]

@@jeremyrawdon4675 Yes.

[@jeremyrawdon4675]

@@YuSooKey so a 51 is average then?

[@taodivinity1556]

@@jeremyrawdon4675 Most people before 25 years old score between 85 and 91.

[@jeremyrawdon4675]

@@taodivinity1556 I’m 21…

[@governmentbackedgaslight1384]

From the deep wrinkle in my brain I believe she said she was a waitress many years ago, and as a restaurant employee I can confirm almost everyone smokes

[@sauerkrautlanguage]

bruh that dancing seal is so fucking funny

[@kllntime101]

23%. Hard to be pure when you're in a relationship for long enough lol.

[@ZanderSabbag]

Using drugs, fighting the cops and polyamory are indeed unavoidable parts of any serious relationship.

[@Zaxster_-3-]

​@@ZanderSabbag where tf did the fighting cops part come from lmao

[@ZanderSabbag]

@@Zaxster_-3- IIRC, that's one of the questions from the test. Something about being against them or authorities, it's been some time and I'm not sure anymore.

[@Kamil_Srnka]

I got 92 on the test and i clicked like 6 things bro 💀

[@muzuchama]

i got 62

[@morphsuitmeele1171]

@@dekufiremage7808 92 is a B but yeah still good. Unless it's different from where you are idk.

[@MaxC_1]

@@morphsuitmeele1171 it is definitely an A grade in most places, depends on the level of education though- the numbers ususally are lower at higher levels but the requirements are tougher the fancier the institute is

[@morphsuitmeele1171]

Apparently they fixed the grading to 10 point 5 years ago or so. It was 100-93 for A. 92-85 B. Something for C and D. F

[@phir9255]

I got 94. I can't believe I'm the purest guy in this comment section.

[@edo1423]

First clip back in the day which got me into vtubers. Nostalgic

[@talkingpuppy4963]

I got a 96, and I’m not even sure that’s something to be proud of

[@kaiishere016]

Same here. Makes me feel like I haven't experienced anything ever

[@mrgenry6055]

92 and still purer then shondo(if thats even possible)... Like yo guys we need to go taste life тт_тт

[@Quisspo]

@@mrgenry6055 damn im at 92 too our time will come soon

[@raphaelambrosiuscosteau829]

How

[@Halophage]

92% at most. I say at most because there's some stuff that I don't think counts (got blue balls from standing up weird, for example).

[@chase14000]

there are rare times where i find a vtuber genuinely hilarious and shondo is one of them

[@buttermanaws4693]

Honestly better than I expected

[@laxylassie]

KISSED SOMEONE!? A GRILL!?

[@dantheman4564]

I think you mean to say cosmic pure pure wholesome my young shadow

[@katunu6030]

I cant believe me and shondo got the same score. I wish I actually wasnt shitting and crying right now. SOS

[@LecherousLizard]

She is, after all, based.

[@Cool-Spot]

Holy crap I took the test and also got an 87. I don't know if I should be happy or sad lol.

[@PastPositive]

91

[@prikoker]

95 LIGHTNING MCQUEEN GANG

[@namvo3013]

Congrat you're compatible with her

[@Me-yl6up]

96 here, debatable 97

[@роскомнадзор-д8я]

can you please share your bitches with me?👉🏻👈🏻😳

[@domschra]

Out of all thinks i didn't expect Shondo to smoke lettuce It probably did go better than the 1 time i tried it lol

[@waterfall184]

Shondo emanates an strong aura telling you to "ambush" you, inmediately after you give her your back.

[@justiron2999]

Pure is in the eye of the beer holder.

[@epser5842]

I can't believe this poor child was forced to drink alcohol, kiss others, do drugs, and even do child labor. This is horrible

[@SchemingGoldberg]

The children yearn for the mines.

[@BradleyIsOtaku]

Shondo the fact that you were so brutaly honest gives me mad respect for you but even more than that is the fact that you put in the work to like EVERY SINGLE COMMENT I gave myself self a seizure just trying to look for an unliked comment

[@tomppeli.]

The style of editing had me cracking up Thamk

[@mycookiehasnoname]

"it was *in* the ceiling of my school" wait, hol' up

[@SilverLawrenceGamingg]

Shondo is so pure 💙💙💙💙

[@LordVidashall]

My score is actually higher than Shondo. Wtf, I am more pure than her? I really need to go outside more often... Or maybe at all

[@scragglie]

shondo is such a little fricking liar pants! CORRECTION INCOMING 😭😭💢💢💢

[@Scott.E.H]

I don't think this lady can be out here absolving people of sin while she was smoking the devil's lettuce in her schoolin' days!

[@DuyNguyen-bk1zv]

i am literally crying and shaking right now

[@VeryButtery]

I think most people have line 100% out of highschool but one relationship will knock it down to like 80%

[@Naztilus]

WHY IS SHE NAKED

[@tfwnoyandere]

😭😭

[@Telados]

Why aren't you?

[@czfclone6929]

Just tried and earned myself a 66 ironically enough.

[@hello-rq8kf]

my brother (not in christ)

[@Delphic_Wendigo]

The deep fried meme sound after some questions is gold 💀

[@YukiyamaMakito]

I actually tried that test just before watching this clip and I got the same score as Shondo :) please help, I don't wanna be this pure :)

[@natsudragneelthefiredragon]

Well you can start with some exercise...

[@zahnatom]

@@natsudragneelthefiredragon that doesn HUH??

[@rsgalhero]

Now I want to see stoned shondo

[@ShondopilledIndividuals]

she got stoned a bit ago and posted funny stuff on twitter, thats about it

[@fBOMBB]

1:09 getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead

[@arklaw8306]

Thirty whole seconds?

[@TIGIWTIW]

i scored an 81, if only i didnt throw eggs at a car lmao

[@Kamiyan4713]

Imagine taking this test and scoring a 69% in it.

[@azracore3974]

It's alright Shondo, I drink too!

[@RexusprimeIX]

How can you've been in a relationship but not been on a date? How does one skip that step of being in a relationship?

[@ThePolish2107]

Forming a relationship over the internet? Alternatively, forming a relationship and then leaving it before going on a date. Also, depends on what one considers a date, for example, some people wouldn't consider a "park date" a real date, while some would consider doing homework together a date.

[@RexusprimeIX]

@@ThePolish2107 I consider hanging out with someone on your free time a date. Which is why I found it weird that you can be in a relationship without ever being on a date, like, you never hung out after school? type of thing.

[@ryechai]

@@RexusprimeIX I feel like "date" implies some semblance of romantic intent, you can go from being friends straight to being in a relationship

[@InformerMaz]

Maybe those middle school romances, where you’re like “we’re in a relationship,” and never talk again lmao.

[@RexusprimeIX]

@@InformerMaz After watching Shondo, that's basically what it was. A girl was romantically interested in Shon. They played minecraft together. Shon was too young to understand that the girl was in love with her. It was a onesided relationship. They've never been on a date because they never met irl (thankfully! shon was underaged while the gf was not)

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Honestly, that was lower then I expected simply because I don’t know the questions.

[@realfbi]

The most corrupted loli i have seen so far. Someone bring me holy water, lots of it.

[@Mario583a]

Shondo: Masturbation as a female hurts. Me: Good thing I am a male.

[@SchemingGoldberg]

She just did it wrong. It feels better for women than it does for men.

[@GravitWry]

97.. I don't think this is something to be proud of.

[@first_real_human]

i did this and i got a fucking 95 i am the kind of guy who looks up every single 6 digit number i see so im pretty sure the test is broken

[@phantom_sky032]

I got curious about this rice purity test cause a lot of vtubers I been watching done this so I tried it and oh boy I didn't expect I was this pure I got the score of 92 wtf

[@SheaWaiteAMDG]

This test makes me feel bad about myself

[@internetrules8522]

oh my fucking god the youtube emotes do exist, i had no idea

[@Barrowsx]

Dang, we have some pretty innocent people here, I got a 45

[@VinceGoesEV]

I got 94 and my dumbass thought bigger number more corrupt

[@twoheartsoff3255]

Wait a motherfucking second, I'm a chaotic bastard and for some fucking reason I score above 90 on this one...

[@imfabulous3707]

I literally scored one point over her. Does that make us soulmates 😳

[@ShondopilledIndividuals]

You legit already are married to her....

[@imfabulous3707]

@@ShondopilledIndividuals Ok, but hear me out: Married^2

[@PastPositive]

@@imfabulous3707 married to the second power?

[@imfabulous3707]

@@PastPositive Married squared

[@YukiyamaMakito]

@@imfabulous3707 1^2 still equals 1

[@ultimadrago]

Briefly tried! Uoh! 😭

[@BLACKRAPT0R]

Guys I got more than Shondo. Am I cooked?

[@simonghoul3602]

✟she held hands✟ ✟✟✟

[@cjwoody23]

numbers like shondo's blow my mind. Mine's 19. Wait... maybe I'm the one with the problem

[@qapiojg]

I got a 98. Those last two always get me

[@Nonexistility]

*What the dog doin'?*

[@thatsprettymint1942]

these all surprised me, even though most of them are normal LMAO.

[@samejimamamimi9483]

Bros I'm literally shaking

[@deadghost316]

Oh no, grandpa is off his meds again

[@Flamma_Dreemurr]

It hurt and she didn’t like it? How rough was she being?? 😭😭

[@polasamierwahsh421]

VERY INTERESTING *starts writing*

[@lowcusyellow]

This small being scares me

[@Inu3KL]

when she describes the title she knows she's going to have a hard time

[@jacobkowsk]

Yur the only one i can talk to somtimes shondo

[@imoutodaisuki]

I'm reluctant to answer the second last question

[@mrduck1490]

How did I become more pure than Shondo?

[@allancoelho6905]

Imagine your regular Latin American teenager, this hypothetical person automatically scores lower, I did this test, did way less things than her and scored about 60

[@Derpomium]

I really am not going to do this test...