Breaking Hearts Of Iron 4 By Conscripting All Of China - Hoi4 A2Z

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@iSorrowproductions
@iSorrowproductions 2 жыл бұрын
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@prabbJacoby
@prabbJacoby 2 жыл бұрын
No
@Glorytokurdistan
@Glorytokurdistan 2 жыл бұрын
Pog
@fyourmom8810
@fyourmom8810 2 жыл бұрын
AMOUNG US SUSY BALLS iSorrowproduction
@AbyssalLord
@AbyssalLord 2 жыл бұрын
Surfshark more like Susshark amirite boys
@fviking73
@fviking73 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely not.
@wndiua7566
@wndiua7566 2 жыл бұрын
imagine being the poor general that had to command 80 million people in just 5000 divisions.
@deiansalazar140
@deiansalazar140 2 жыл бұрын
PAIIINN!
@spritemon98
@spritemon98 2 жыл бұрын
*jitters violently while holding a spilling coffee mug* "185 CUPS PER HOUR!!!"
@looseycanon
@looseycanon 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine that poor general, having to explain, why he suddenly commanded only four divisions... And the smugness of the admiral, who sunk the rest mid transit.
@platinumfalcon798
@platinumfalcon798 Жыл бұрын
@@spritemon98 this is funnier than it has any right to be
@MichaelAfton69420
@MichaelAfton69420 Жыл бұрын
@@spritemon98 That’s 1 cup every 20 seconds.
@JS-ju1xw
@JS-ju1xw 2 жыл бұрын
Someone get on a Yemen mod for the grand finale.
@JS-ju1xw
@JS-ju1xw 2 жыл бұрын
I was wrong prepare for a Yunnan world conquest.
@teamtg2557
@teamtg2557 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Man!
@yigitoz8387
@yigitoz8387 2 жыл бұрын
@@teamtg2557 Oh man!
@olololo9206
@olololo9206 2 жыл бұрын
Not now, wait for no step back dlc
@matheusdiastelo5373
@matheusdiastelo5373 2 жыл бұрын
@@JS-ju1xw in the mod new ways yemen get a focus tree
@Shantykoff
@Shantykoff 2 жыл бұрын
There is a old soviet joke about China during Sino-Soviet Split: The Chinese Marshall is planning the attack on Soviet Union with his generals - Here, here and here we're using our tanks - All 3 of them??? - Yes, and also we will need air support there The adjutant intervenes - No air support, the pilot is sick - So what are we going to do? - How about using some partisan tactics? Let's send some small groups of 2-3 million over the border until our main forces arrive
@riza-2396
@riza-2396 2 жыл бұрын
@@onionsoups1327 For real the tactic in real life was using billion of people to flood Soviet Union... If the Soviets want to win against this they will need to nuke them self
@cindyhuang7021
@cindyhuang7021 Жыл бұрын
No no he's actually not wrong
@Ros2fi0
@Ros2fi0 Жыл бұрын
Only 2-3 MILLION,we have to atleast be cool and send 4-5 billion.
@ladywaffle2210
@ladywaffle2210 Жыл бұрын
​@@Ros2fi0 They did say "small groups" of partisans
@ZKP314
@ZKP314 2 ай бұрын
Lol
@ordinary_magician
@ordinary_magician 2 жыл бұрын
5k divisions… you almost caught up to El Salvador’s average amount of divisions each game
@Themosquito_
@Themosquito_ 2 жыл бұрын
Me when playing mexico for the first time and i have to schlieffen my way through honduras to properly circumvent el salvador’s 12 divisions in a death stack
@falcovg2
@falcovg2 2 жыл бұрын
@@Themosquito_ Or trying to invade cuba as Austria Hungary just to have your marines die to the 24 divisions guarding their ports.
@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 2 жыл бұрын
@@falcovg2 Bay of schnitzels and gulash was pretty brutal.
@bhilbwift52
@bhilbwift52 2 жыл бұрын
@@falcovg2 why are you invading Cuba as Austra hungry?
@falcovg2
@falcovg2 2 жыл бұрын
For the air control over the gulf of mexico and florida offcourse. How else are you going to land in the USA?
@philip8498
@philip8498 2 жыл бұрын
ISP wondering why only 400k of his troops died the japanese soldiers who ran out of ammunition 3 days ago: dude, uncool
@Ncladus
@Ncladus 2 жыл бұрын
' They can't stop all of us '
@elsmoshsuperfan8146
@elsmoshsuperfan8146 2 жыл бұрын
♫ Marching in the snow, stepping on ice We can't even tell road from river ♫
@spadehaze1541
@spadehaze1541 2 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatestdane8978 So Basically USSR in the World Wars
@Atajew
@Atajew 2 жыл бұрын
@@spadehaze1541 hahaha 25 million casualties? SEND MORE
@aquila4460
@aquila4460 2 жыл бұрын
@@spadehaze1541 Not really, the USSR, despite its reputation, actually had quite sophisticated strategies, especially in the second part of WW2. Where they used massed assaults by conscripted troops, supported by massed artillery and tanks, to punch holes in the enemy line, only to exploit these breakthroughs with fast-moving elite units to encircle and flank enemy units. Strategies that likely saved a lot of lives as they cut down the time of German occupation, and the time of fighting. Though they were indeed more aggressive than the Western Allies in their assaults.
@Elipus22
@Elipus22 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a Japanese soldier. Your fort is somewhere in southeast Asia. Your commanding officer just spoke to you about an incoming force of Chinese soldiers. The ground begins quaking. Gentle, rhythmic shakes. Fear begins spreading amongst your comrades. They look to the hills in fear, kneel and begin praying, and speak of an unstoppable wave of Chinese fighters. Then you hear it. One unified voice of millions shouting. It's everywhere. You're already surrounded, and you can hear the footsteps. Then the sun sinks below the horizon, and the Chinese crest the hills. Hundreds. Thousands. A million. Maybe more. There is a shout, then the footsteps turn to a stampede as they rush down. Your unit begins firing into the flood of Chinese. It's not about aiming. It's not about shooting accurately. Every shot hits. You drop well over two dozen, each of you, but it's not a dent. The stampede tramples any who fall. Their survival relies on just being faster.than the guy behind them. They don't have guns, just a will. Then they hit the walls of your fort. Instantly, the chain breaks, as bodies all slam into the wall. Those in front fall, and you rush in, bayonet fixed. You stab one, but two more rush in. your commanding officer shoots one, and you stab the other, but there are now four rushing you. You're overwhelmed, and you fall back. Your gun is taken. You are defenseless as sixteen arm's reach for you. The last sight your officer has of you is two dozen Chinese soldiers tearing you apart while he hides in his steel bunker, which shifts and groans as the Chinese try to knock it over.
@user-ft9ul5ul5v
@user-ft9ul5ul5v 2 жыл бұрын
Criminally underrated comment :D
@willsplayify
@willsplayify 2 жыл бұрын
you sure this isn't a zombie flick?
@funcrusher7052
@funcrusher7052 2 жыл бұрын
cringe
@JohnSBodle
@JohnSBodle 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold. The perfect description of the chaos ISP is unleashing.
@gmarangoni295
@gmarangoni295 2 жыл бұрын
Lolololol
@blackhawktalon9971
@blackhawktalon9971 2 жыл бұрын
“The heatwave is back” I guess the conscription of the entire Chinese population turns your PC into a small sun
@michaelhibbard654
@michaelhibbard654 2 жыл бұрын
37 is pathetic. In Australia heat waves often hit 45. 35 is a warm summer day. Plus my pc often goes supernova
@stepheningram6415
@stepheningram6415 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t care how tough or acclimatized you are 35C or 95F and humid with sun is kill you weather. I work in those condition doing construction all summer and it will fucking kill the unprepared.
@cwdan5454
@cwdan5454 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelhibbard654 the UK doesn't have aircon.and the houses are designed to keep heat in.so yeah
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelhibbard654 what humidity %?
@michaelhibbard654
@michaelhibbard654 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheArklyte when the air is trying to kill you by filling your lungs with copious amounts of smoke... the humidity does not matter as much
@overseerjacoren3955
@overseerjacoren3955 2 жыл бұрын
Hirohito: Good new men the enemy has a massive equipment deficit. Bad news is they have around 5 times as many men as we have bullets.
@drehinrichsen7025
@drehinrichsen7025 Жыл бұрын
5 times? you gotta bump those numbers up.
@cindyhuang7021
@cindyhuang7021 Жыл бұрын
@@drehinrichsen7025 yes
@RlingCap-uk6rk
@RlingCap-uk6rk Ай бұрын
So true mr. Overseer. How is the water chip?
@veltmanjacob
@veltmanjacob 2 жыл бұрын
Me: trying to conscript all of China My computer: please kill me...
@fyourmom8810
@fyourmom8810 2 жыл бұрын
amoung us susy balls
@gifigi600
@gifigi600 2 жыл бұрын
Potato PC! Don't think so
@margarineenjoyer4100
@margarineenjoyer4100 2 жыл бұрын
@@fyourmom8810 found you, your secrets are known
@galffygergojozsef7816
@galffygergojozsef7816 2 жыл бұрын
Later...
@changedpace9169
@changedpace9169 2 жыл бұрын
@@margarineenjoyer4100 I’ve been tracking you actually. Your days of Enjoying Margarine are done. Your information will be leaked and the Butter Brothers will have their revenge.
@hanneslundin346
@hanneslundin346 2 жыл бұрын
Someone make a Yunnan mod more developed than Kaiserreich and TNO combined, or else Mao will shave his hair.
@dukeofketchup8753
@dukeofketchup8753 2 жыл бұрын
That is some high stakes
@americanseal7683
@americanseal7683 2 жыл бұрын
Yunnan in Kaiserreduxx has a good tree, you can restore the Tang Dynasty
@alicorn3924
@alicorn3924 2 жыл бұрын
@@americanseal7683 Mango Dynasty Eat oranges kids, you might join the Tang Dynasty and not get scurvy!
@nono_Hoi4
@nono_Hoi4 2 жыл бұрын
breaking news: crazy yunnan guy unites china without guns just throw hoards of men
@marcelocalucho1756
@marcelocalucho1756 2 жыл бұрын
Yunnan artillery only face reveal (forming greater banatian union)
@philip8498
@philip8498 2 жыл бұрын
the japanese munitions industry calculating the demand for bullets: the numbers, what do they mean?
@FWDDGS
@FWDDGS 2 жыл бұрын
That… this can’t be right. That’s a 京. They can’t want ten quadrillion bullets.
@Grasshopper7649
@Grasshopper7649 2 жыл бұрын
*Sir how do we have -500k+ deficit of guns?. I swear every factory on china is on overdrive and been working 24hours a day?*
@bechilling1045
@bechilling1045 2 жыл бұрын
@@Grasshopper7649 there are no people in the factories anymore all are in the army....
@Grivehn
@Grivehn 2 жыл бұрын
@@bechilling1045 That'd explain it. Maybe soviets lend leased some factory workers who still make a couple guns.
@bechilling1045
@bechilling1045 2 жыл бұрын
@@Grivehn Maybe maybe... also the reason for the atrision is that there was nobody to grow crops for food so they were all starving...
@scetmam1031
@scetmam1031 2 жыл бұрын
Chinese conscript no. 1.7x10^9 looking at their SVT-38/40: *_Finally, some good fucking food_*
@NeviusZ
@NeviusZ 2 ай бұрын
This is fucking hilarious
@computethis1533
@computethis1533 Ай бұрын
“I lost it to attrition, sir…”
@theorder2295
@theorder2295 2 жыл бұрын
`I want to go ahead and do something special for the communist Chinese`- ISorrowproduction, 2021
@zzzss8326
@zzzss8326 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku same😎
@sharkronical
@sharkronical 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku feet
@brtuh5865
@brtuh5865 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I beg you. Get help. It is not funny anymore.
@katra5673
@katra5673 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku i'm glad my parents emotionally abused me so that i never became this
@LeahBouley
@LeahBouley 2 жыл бұрын
Said no one ever
@nickkreigh5764
@nickkreigh5764 2 жыл бұрын
“Never fight a land war in Asia”
@Blei1986
@Blei1986 2 жыл бұрын
they will...
@zondor8123
@zondor8123 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blei1986... And get Vietnam flashbacks
@mxcokoko
@mxcokoko 2 жыл бұрын
ISP's computer, trying to process 5000 units: chugging Mine, processing 120: first time?
@ewandobbs7067
@ewandobbs7067 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@edmundthespiffing2920
@edmundthespiffing2920 2 жыл бұрын
My early game is the like his late game.
@Philip54622
@Philip54622 2 жыл бұрын
Mine only slows down around 1000 so I invade the soviets with 350 and its smooth
@mxcokoko
@mxcokoko 2 жыл бұрын
My computer crashed when I had 240 lmao, though i'm not sure if it was related to the mod I had or not
@Philip54622
@Philip54622 2 жыл бұрын
@@mxcokoko oh which one was it
@bossotier3896
@bossotier3896 2 жыл бұрын
16:47 Your soldiers are eating the guns because none of them have any food
@_boils_8492
@_boils_8492 2 жыл бұрын
Nummy nummy gunpowder and wood
@CantusTropus
@CantusTropus 2 жыл бұрын
Classic Communism
@Grasshopper7649
@Grasshopper7649 2 жыл бұрын
*yum yum yummy*
@lucasharvey8990
@lucasharvey8990 2 жыл бұрын
gunpowder pixie sticks
@SmallPotato2313
@SmallPotato2313 2 жыл бұрын
Flashback to the mod where french guns were just baguettes
@sharkronical
@sharkronical 2 жыл бұрын
For Cuba, go the same thing you did in Chile, but you can only use missiles and nukes
@SmallPotato2313
@SmallPotato2313 2 жыл бұрын
So being afk untill 1944?
@sharkronical
@sharkronical 2 жыл бұрын
@@SmallPotato2313 "go the same thing you did in Chile" He "research all" and "add_latest_equipment" in those, why u gotta be so ignorant lol
@CenturionAlexander
@CenturionAlexander 2 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatestdane8978 that's what add_latest_equipment is for...
@RealTrey19
@RealTrey19 2 жыл бұрын
Cuban Missile Crisis intensifies
@banatul6367
@banatul6367 2 жыл бұрын
16:32 - When the Jacobines get out of control in Vic2
@TT-pn6hi
@TT-pn6hi 2 жыл бұрын
Or when China becomes civilized before you get there
@SmallPotato2313
@SmallPotato2313 2 жыл бұрын
Russia mobilizing during war
@abcdefsas7107
@abcdefsas7107 2 жыл бұрын
Boxer rebellion
@hitomisalazar4073
@hitomisalazar4073 2 жыл бұрын
"Imagine being a Japanese person and seeing a horde of men without guns running down a hill". So basically the historical 500 Division Offensive.
@gagecole4913
@gagecole4913 11 ай бұрын
The what?
@user-bp7qu8ii2q
@user-bp7qu8ii2q 5 ай бұрын
😅😅😅经典的刻版印象
@jewishspacelaseroperator5410
@jewishspacelaseroperator5410 2 жыл бұрын
The heat wave will only stop if you do artillery only
@donkiwi4888
@donkiwi4888 2 жыл бұрын
But he already has...
@S.1.L
@S.1.L 2 жыл бұрын
@@donkiwi4888 Do it again.
@LingSoy
@LingSoy 2 жыл бұрын
@@S.1.L do artillery only but as a minor
@lordpipnirsian9520
@lordpipnirsian9520 2 жыл бұрын
Anti-Tank Only
@kebabseverim3364
@kebabseverim3364 2 жыл бұрын
@@lordpipnirsian9520 anti air only
@luketdmjetstar6966
@luketdmjetstar6966 2 жыл бұрын
“When you have no guns u use people” -Sun Tzu
@sovietagent9303
@sovietagent9303 2 жыл бұрын
It's not a war crime if it looks funny -Sun Tzu
@gamerdrache6076
@gamerdrache6076 2 жыл бұрын
"lose a million man but gather a city" -Sun Tzu
@IceKnight678
@IceKnight678 Жыл бұрын
@@gamerdrache6076 Thats actually pretty good considering how the central powers and the entente lost more than a million men not gathering a single city
@alexschmidt443
@alexschmidt443 2 жыл бұрын
Japanese Officer: "Sir, the Chinese outnumber us!" Japanese General: "Oh yeah, by how much?" Japanese Officer: *"By Everything"*
@rion7088
@rion7088 2 жыл бұрын
*World war C*
@mtfnoelle
@mtfnoelle 2 жыл бұрын
china
@KetamineUser69
@KetamineUser69 Жыл бұрын
japanese soldier chilling in some are chinese guys: MinD iF wE iNtrOdUcE oUrSeLveS
@cindyhuang7021
@cindyhuang7021 Жыл бұрын
@@KetamineUser69 really
@cindyhuang7021
@cindyhuang7021 Жыл бұрын
@@mtfnoelle actually don't
@olivtomat
@olivtomat 2 жыл бұрын
ISP dying during every A-Z from heat stroke tho
@lick3227
@lick3227 2 жыл бұрын
How hot even is it in Britain these days ?
@couldawa7114
@couldawa7114 2 жыл бұрын
@Joe McIlroy you brits are funny mate 87 is pretty common for summers up north here not mentioning the days we get to 94-98
@Codan3
@Codan3 2 жыл бұрын
@@couldawa7114 humidity is often quite high in the UK, makes those temperatures rough
@couldawa7114
@couldawa7114 2 жыл бұрын
@@Codan3 yea humidity the bane of all our existence
@MatBird93
@MatBird93 2 жыл бұрын
@@couldawa7114 plus the lack of air con in basically all houses.
@kylewright7596
@kylewright7596 2 жыл бұрын
"Chinese Tibet" You ate Tibet, reaffirming the CCP's claim to the Tibetan region, then gave the Tibetans a self governed autonomous region, reaffirming some kind of Tibetan self-determination. What are you, ISP the Radical Centrist?
@Bokoen1
@Bokoen1 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@user-vp8qq3ev7m
@user-vp8qq3ev7m 2 жыл бұрын
Bokeojm2
@pjuskepjuskesen3101
@pjuskepjuskesen3101 2 жыл бұрын
pog fellow dane
@bruh5992
@bruh5992 2 жыл бұрын
@@pjuskepjuskesen3101 What is a dane?
@pjuskepjuskesen3101
@pjuskepjuskesen3101 2 жыл бұрын
@@bruh5992 i dont know if you trollin or serious
@I_am_a_cat_
@I_am_a_cat_ 2 жыл бұрын
Did you donate $3usd just to say thanks?? What is this?
@dvtye3378
@dvtye3378 2 жыл бұрын
>lend lease exploit Nothing makes me happier than stealing all of the equipment from a nation that's willing to lend lease, and slowly watching their front lines stagnate then collapse from equipment loss.
@grumpychef1539
@grumpychef1539 2 жыл бұрын
US army intelligence: Sire the chinese just made a army group Intelligence officer: So what, one army group can't be any treat to our mighty army US intelligence: But sire, it contains 80 million dying chinese men
@stuff9680
@stuff9680 2 жыл бұрын
Korea is bugged, it wasn't after waking the Tiger so I'm guessing Paradox screwed somthing up with Battle for the Bosporus and it doesn't matter what China you play as
@amicus2844
@amicus2844 2 жыл бұрын
It happend before. Same with poland if you defeat the germans. Its an old bug
@FwendlyMushwoom
@FwendlyMushwoom 2 жыл бұрын
Korea is bugged irl, they've been stuck in a civil war for over 70 years and it still won't end
@profesionalshitposter675
@profesionalshitposter675 2 жыл бұрын
paradox starting to become more and more like EA
@thecommandant341
@thecommandant341 2 жыл бұрын
@@profesionalshitposter675 after the 4th DLC they released for HOI it became obvious that they want money. And who can stop them?
@gamerdrache6076
@gamerdrache6076 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecommandant341 I mean they want money but atleast there games are not p2win or shit hoi4 is fun
@george-rk1sm
@george-rk1sm 2 жыл бұрын
Long live the Glorious Chancellor, ISP.
@simonkaggwanjala5040
@simonkaggwanjala5040 2 жыл бұрын
@aviz8590
@aviz8590 2 жыл бұрын
@@simonkaggwanjala5040 hot take
@zzzss8326
@zzzss8326 2 жыл бұрын
@@simonkaggwanjala5040 I agree
@treylatic8451
@treylatic8451 2 жыл бұрын
In regards of the Korean bug. It makes it as if you own it but somehow it is still independent. If you boost compliance with them you can make them into a domain or dominion which pretty much gives you all of their resource and factories. This has been a bug for about a year maybe longer. Same thing happens as normal china.
@z3r0_35
@z3r0_35 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the time I decided to play Red China, though I ditched Mao and went down the route that lets you take over China diplomatically...well, other than the warlords, who I was actually able to take out by cheesing a war when Japan declared war on the various warlords, but NOT me...so I just kicked them out of my faction one at a time and took them over that way without ever having to fight Japan, then when the Axis invade the Soviet Union...well, let's just say that by war's end, I ended up redefining what "Chinese Treaty Ports" meant; in this case, they referred to Palermo, Naples, and Wilhelmshaven
@ThomasMuller-cu8sj
@ThomasMuller-cu8sj 2 жыл бұрын
"I have 5000 divisions" What did it cost? "Brain cells my whole screen and sanity"
@finnlaygrant-mackay3029
@finnlaygrant-mackay3029 2 жыл бұрын
ISP: Dies from 34 degree heat Legit every Australian’s parents between February and December: “Turn the aircon off, it’s not even 60 khijilion degrees
@k0ziolRD
@k0ziolRD 2 жыл бұрын
80 million soldiers in the field, thats in theory 80M guns. In one week you loose around 4-5k guns. So its less than 1000 a day, so its just 0,00125% of guns failure daily.
@JesusChrist-bx8ge
@JesusChrist-bx8ge 2 жыл бұрын
Each division only equips like 25% total infantry worth guns tho
@k0ziolRD
@k0ziolRD 2 жыл бұрын
@@JesusChrist-bx8ge I know. You need more men than guns. Anyone knows average gun failure rate in todays army?
@Domo-mq8tm
@Domo-mq8tm 2 жыл бұрын
infantry equipment in hoi4 abstracts everything an infantryman needs and I think the conversion works out to something like a squads worth of gear per unit of equipment
@miniarista8439
@miniarista8439 2 жыл бұрын
@@Domo-mq8tm yeah I've always asked what it would like if you were obliged to set factories on every type of ammo (PAIN)
@zakariaali8864
@zakariaali8864 2 жыл бұрын
"My sugar daddy is Joseph Stalin" Never before have I heard a quote anywhere CLOSE to this lol
@yeatnumber1Dmuncher
@yeatnumber1Dmuncher 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking the Chinese Warlord Era existed *This post was made by the CCP*
@redvorno
@redvorno 2 жыл бұрын
CPC*
@EddieBurke
@EddieBurke 2 жыл бұрын
They don’t censor that era of history, just everything after it! That and they teach it completely historically inaccurately to make modern China look better, not sure why honestly. Just go on the baidu wiki and translate it with DeepL to see (with a VPN of course)
@Pan-be3vv
@Pan-be3vv 2 жыл бұрын
@@redvorno CBT*
@Grubby_pig
@Grubby_pig 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pan-be3vv ABC*
@LOL-zu1zr
@LOL-zu1zr 2 жыл бұрын
@@EddieBurke baidu is literally on the same scale as Wikipedia
@arkanterian4663
@arkanterian4663 2 жыл бұрын
"Waking up all the soldiers took so long, we missed two World Wars."
@Dominion69420
@Dominion69420 2 жыл бұрын
I want to see a collab were ISP and Spiff both just exploit the shit out of a game trying to beat eachother
@thegreatmemeboi6287
@thegreatmemeboi6287 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until the Chinese conscript the entire population of the observable universe
@pleasedontbanmyyt9411
@pleasedontbanmyyt9411 2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@minderbart1
@minderbart1 2 жыл бұрын
the ai always just lets japan do what they want. i've seen japanese morocco too many times to count
@HP_lovecrafts_cat67
@HP_lovecrafts_cat67 2 жыл бұрын
I seen japan take over the middle east during a multiplayer game and i had to clutch my ass off to defend persia. Their first push failed but once they naval invaded me i got fucked
@guilhemraboud7808
@guilhemraboud7808 Жыл бұрын
U wanna know smth? After ww2 is done if japan is losing any War, even thé one they started, they will join the allys/communiste..........i learned this on my 1st game with russia
@EmjayMusic05
@EmjayMusic05 2 жыл бұрын
Went to pheonix a few weeks ago- it was 117 degrees Fahrenheit. Lol its hot
@slashbash25
@slashbash25 2 жыл бұрын
wats a farenhit
@thewaywardshow2297
@thewaywardshow2297 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@daltonmcghghy9215
@daltonmcghghy9215 2 жыл бұрын
@@slashbash25 43? At least Celsius
@igoralmeida9136
@igoralmeida9136 2 жыл бұрын
today 0 degrees celsius in Brazil huehuehueheuehuehue
@EmjayMusic05
@EmjayMusic05 2 жыл бұрын
@@igoralmeida9136 hue
@larskaiser8131
@larskaiser8131 2 жыл бұрын
This Chinese Zerg rush is utterly ridiculous and I loved every second of it!
@johngalt5166
@johngalt5166 2 жыл бұрын
I used to be a China main when it was meta, and trust me, Korea is mega bugged.
@KrokLP
@KrokLP 2 жыл бұрын
My grandpa always said that the day the Chinese start marching is the end of the world and now I know what he meant
@vaifram8843
@vaifram8843 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine being a japanese soldiers and seeing a bunch of untrained and unarmed chinese ''soldiers'' just rush at you bare handed
@neegek
@neegek 2 жыл бұрын
Hey look its alex the rambler!
@Android_ELITE
@Android_ELITE 2 жыл бұрын
obligatory "when will the brits realize that the 'heat wave' is just called 'every summer for the past decade' and buy a fan or something" comment
@dagdamor1
@dagdamor1 2 жыл бұрын
Now HOI4 will know the pain that the Wardens feel in Foxhole.
@gihn7995
@gihn7995 2 жыл бұрын
Colonial lives matter.
@north7500
@north7500 2 жыл бұрын
"Every tenth man a rifle" -Mao
@Pxrple.vxmp0
@Pxrple.vxmp0 2 жыл бұрын
me: *sees title* “well this is gonna go… well..”
@Marl3421
@Marl3421 2 жыл бұрын
ISP: complaining about the stupid temperature in the UK right now Me (who has to wear black trousers all day): you know nothing!
@personhuman2239
@personhuman2239 2 жыл бұрын
Why do you have to wear black trousers all day?
@shrimpology
@shrimpology 2 жыл бұрын
I’m curious as to what the casualties are at the end of that war
@jimtalbott9535
@jimtalbott9535 2 жыл бұрын
ISP: (clicks scraping the barrel) -........China: "Wow! Where'd WE get a barrel from??"
@TheCamoruneGaming
@TheCamoruneGaming 2 жыл бұрын
As CGP Grey once said "if every year has a heatwave then you don't have heatwaves, you have summer"
@pjdelta4056
@pjdelta4056 2 жыл бұрын
id imagine you were losing your guns because you're soldiers were selling them to farmers for food.
@MKommunun
@MKommunun 2 жыл бұрын
Or just eating them
@casperreininga3253
@casperreininga3253 2 жыл бұрын
What farmers? All the farmers are in the army!
@ZolecPalec
@ZolecPalec 2 жыл бұрын
At the day when Paradox makes a balanced game, the universe will shut down for server maintenance.
@charcharbinks3267
@charcharbinks3267 2 жыл бұрын
Where have I gone!
@jeffhask367
@jeffhask367 2 жыл бұрын
I live in Turkey and currently it’s 35 degrees with no wind and we DON’T have an air conditioner. Can anyone prepare my funeral?
@kebabseverim3364
@kebabseverim3364 2 жыл бұрын
İstanbul 42 derece oldu geçen
@jeffhask367
@jeffhask367 2 жыл бұрын
@@kebabseverim3364 Korkunç
@captain-chair
@captain-chair 2 жыл бұрын
In Australia it is freezing, you Turks gonna make me do another Gallipoli so I can feel the warmth of the Sun.
@Merugaf
@Merugaf 2 жыл бұрын
rip to my Turkbrothers, it'll be alrighy
@captain-chair
@captain-chair 2 жыл бұрын
@Ali Xander I must confess, I am a Tasman, we get British Isles weather, but we are not weak so the Sun does not bake us alive but all the times I have been north of Sydney, it is hell on Earth, the adjustment isn't to hard but our Tasmanian sweat glands must work overtime.
@zombie5176
@zombie5176 2 жыл бұрын
As an American hearing "It's 34 degrees" right after "The heatwave came back with a vengeance", I had a brain damage for about .385 seconds before remembering that Celsius does, yet should not, exist
@certifiedrat863
@certifiedrat863 2 жыл бұрын
The first half of this video is just 'Stalin simps for the chinese man with nice hair'
@bethbearmacethatguy
@bethbearmacethatguy 2 жыл бұрын
The heat wave was the friends we made along the way.
@Remington510
@Remington510 2 жыл бұрын
That attrition xDDD It's like Enemy at the Gates all over again. One guy gets the rifle, second guy gets the ammo, thrid guy gets the uniform :D
@NicolasTheKingphoenix10
@NicolasTheKingphoenix10 11 ай бұрын
So the other two guys are naked?
@mrstocki586
@mrstocki586 29 күн бұрын
El Salvador in 1945: Rookie Numbers
@RedGreekWolf
@RedGreekWolf 2 жыл бұрын
Waking the Tiger, more like Wanking the Tiger
@fabianjacobs5777
@fabianjacobs5777 2 жыл бұрын
Next Challenge should be Anti-Air only Tanna Tuva going democratic and without joining factions 😂
@genericchannelname4110
@genericchannelname4110 2 жыл бұрын
New challenge: how many 2-width divisions can you field as ccp
@SmallPotato2313
@SmallPotato2313 2 жыл бұрын
Attrition makes perfect sense cuz u need to maintain all of that equipment and u usually need some spare parts for the maintanence in real life...when u have 5000 division u might have trouble to distribute enough of them to everyone Game portraits this in much simplier manner
@Ozymandatory
@Ozymandatory 2 жыл бұрын
>one million men in one province >"attrition doesn't make sense"
@boczbalazs3499
@boczbalazs3499 2 жыл бұрын
ChoKing walks into a village and says: 'You're all going to training!' ... ISP: We can do better!
@TanksExplosionsAnime
@TanksExplosionsAnime 2 жыл бұрын
When I saw the thumbnail I was convinced it was a screenshot of a Chinese revolt in Victoria 2
@JBGARINGAN
@JBGARINGAN 2 жыл бұрын
Emperor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible. General Li: Forgive me your majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him. Emperor: I wont take any chances, general. A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
@Graknorke
@Graknorke 2 жыл бұрын
Losing a thousand guns a day is pretty good for an army of a hundred million.
@thomasbaker6757
@thomasbaker6757 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the anarcho Spain video where you core the world
@PSIRockOmega
@PSIRockOmega 2 жыл бұрын
Ten years from now when A to Z is finished we will finally see the full adventures of Skeptical Man.
@adu2018debater
@adu2018debater 2 жыл бұрын
Japan: Often using grenades, Banzai Charges, and Kamikaze attacks China: Charges without any kind of equipment
@rezaganjizadeh4263
@rezaganjizadeh4263 11 сағат бұрын
the chinese on their way to conscript a mol worth of soldiers: "just a tuesday."
@codeviper8665
@codeviper8665 2 жыл бұрын
This was always my favorite nation in the game, you start with basically nothing, but can core half a billion people with enough work
@BloodyKilley
@BloodyKilley 2 жыл бұрын
You don't gotta worry about being in a shoddy Chinese tank when your in a shoddy Russian tank
@Starsky3022
@Starsky3022 2 жыл бұрын
7:20 That has been bugged for at least over a year if not 2
@misspurdy27288
@misspurdy27288 2 жыл бұрын
“Deal with the devil” Ahh yes, two devils making deals.
@joshuapilling3641
@joshuapilling3641 2 жыл бұрын
I understand your pain mr sorrows the heatwave has reached my paradox cave too.
@joaocoelho9294
@joaocoelho9294 2 жыл бұрын
haven't started the video yet and i can't tell he already lost his mind
@rundownthriftstore
@rundownthriftstore 2 жыл бұрын
16:30 Vicky 3 is looking great!!!
@undesignated3491
@undesignated3491 2 жыл бұрын
Wondered why my electric bill was a bit steep, Mao you bastard.
@tyler1107
@tyler1107 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s so hot, it 34 degrees” Americans: Pathetic
@kebabseverim3364
@kebabseverim3364 2 жыл бұрын
Arizona heat aint a joke
@andrew9415
@andrew9415 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. If it gets to over 90F where you live EVER then get air conditioning. What is wrong with Europeans? Every year with this.
@hope6840
@hope6840 2 жыл бұрын
Literally just stopped playing my Awake and Angry playthrough to watch this
@kaiserwhilhemvonshibasr.5645
@kaiserwhilhemvonshibasr.5645 2 жыл бұрын
Brothers of Maos long dong RISE
@personfromgermany
@personfromgermany 2 жыл бұрын
Has no-one else realised the nation of Shanxi doesnt own the state of Shaanxi. Kinda ironic
@personfromgermany
@personfromgermany 2 жыл бұрын
They have Shanxi but not Shaanxi
@lordedmundblackadder9321
@lordedmundblackadder9321 7 ай бұрын
smallest army in China
@jadensummy5345
@jadensummy5345 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t this just China in real history
@calebwhitetheawoken
@calebwhitetheawoken 2 жыл бұрын
Finally a upload to this series thank you ISorrowproductions
@killawhale8726
@killawhale8726 2 жыл бұрын
Enemy can't kill you if you have more men than they have bullets
@chopper-unofficial4935
@chopper-unofficial4935 2 жыл бұрын
Entire point of episode is to make a giant army Does barely anything with it
@cm01
@cm01 2 жыл бұрын
Supply is so bad that the army can barely move
@kimberleebowers1099
@kimberleebowers1099 2 жыл бұрын
ISP: "So many units so much lag" Me, who plays the 10x mod: "First time?"
@taboocheesehead5812
@taboocheesehead5812 2 жыл бұрын
+50 social credit score
@bautistamercader4737
@bautistamercader4737 2 жыл бұрын
I love how having an air conditioner in europe is a strange thing
@-socialcredit
@-socialcredit 2 жыл бұрын
ISP: is dying of 34° heatwave Me who lived through 40° heat in my country: ok
@MultiJade
@MultiJade 2 жыл бұрын
I would recommend you only play one of the other warlords tbh, they all play under the same mechanics after all
@erina_lessthan3
@erina_lessthan3 2 жыл бұрын
Same could be said about most of tha Latin America, but the point of the series is to actually play as EVERY country
@MultiJade
@MultiJade 2 жыл бұрын
@@erina_lessthan3 he uses custom focus tree mods for geneeic focus nations tho, so not exactly the same
@thegreatmemeboi6287
@thegreatmemeboi6287 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, *Joseph Stalin as your sugar daddy*
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