It Came From Tumblr

[@PMSeymour]

Snag The Cyana Plush and You Will Live Your Dreams www.makeship.com/products/cosmic-wonders-cyana-2-0-plushie

[@literalsarcasm1830]

If power armor is just a furry suit for people who want to be robots, does that make Tony Stark the world's most powerful furry? 🤔

[@basicfuton]

So far I count 8 bots and at least one wizard. Don't ask about the wizard. Update: Bots are gone now, only the wizard remains.

[@andistansbury4366]

EVIL WIZARD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

[@CourierCat-isGod]

EVIL WIZARD, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

[@Not_an_expert7]

Where's the wizard?

[@CourierCat-isGod]

@@Not_an_expert7 I DID NOT EAT A WIZARD

[@Not_an_expert7]

@@CourierCat-isGod Are those wizard shaped crumbs?

[@That__Guy]

If the dragon is flying away then that coward has lost the fight, did he not?

[@Err0r-404-z6e]

4:34 I, on the other hand, am what's known as an eepy little gal

[@lagartoloco94]

“My grandmas dead” “skill issue”

[@CarRadio572]

Live lobster are almost never bright red. That’s the color lobster shell turns when cooked.

[@morningglory.2]

Is this the only problem you had with that post?

[@CarRadio572]

@@morningglory.2 my degree is in Biology not Psychology

[@morningglory.2]

@@CarRadio572 fair enough

[@rubymeaddle]

This entire exchange is Tumblr coded

[@polishfriend]

3:02 'points at the western part of Poland' there you'll find your femboys

[@austinrimel7860]

Good to know

[@Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomb]

THANK YOU

[@Aura_DastlerTv]

also in Berlin

[@metleon]

5:20 Me at Wizard 5 Guys: Can I get uh... Wizard Council: The Wizard Council will decide your order.

[@andistansbury4366]

The creature came from tumblr.

[@Alec0327]

The autism creature™

[@spooklass3588]

15:11 Nah, I got one better. We didn't feel like either last name fit, so we made a new one. The legacy continues, and it is ours alone.

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

I've heard there's some part of the world (somewhere in Great Britain?) where it's actually possible! And I absolutely love that idea, honestly!

[@spooklass3588]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 My partner is from Britain, so that makes sense.

[@trainboi777yall6]

Is it just me or do you want a compilation of variations on “It’s a biiiiinge”

[@DumbChaoticPhoque]

That could be cool

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

3:19 I have no shame, I honestly find it funny as hell when people get confused by my kinks… they’re nothing insane or gross… some are fairly common just taken to a bit of an extreme while others are just mildly confusing… the best part about it is since I have 0 sexual interest and I make it quite apparent, when people find out I have kinks even though I’d never act on them, they look at me unable to comprehend why

[@AntoninBobot-Marinier]

F*ck yeah, I'm not the only one. Hello, person relatively similar to me !

[@jazjax154]

HELL YEAH!! ANOTHER ONE!!!

[@andistansbury4366]

And another one gone

[@CourierCat-isGod]

And another one bites the dust

[@ianhowick]

@5:05 Get the Chicken/Country Fried Steak, add 2 sunny side up eggs, and a slice of apple pie, warm, with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. unless this is a steak and shake, and not a real diner. in that case, get the steak, and the shake.

[@haycoat9389]

9:52 look its me!

[@conniecriesalot]

Hey You!

[@austinrimel7860]

Congrats!

[@AdelineAndersonoftheWillows]

OMG IT'S YOU!

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

You shouldn't do that with last names. Combine the two. And let the cooler one go first. We need more people with names like Jerry van Dinklesmächer De Rensvoort O'Fallohaim Macflahirty van Dijk Bakersfield Johnson Smit, or preferably even longer.

[@normalhuman9878]

2:29 Spider-Man writers be like

[@user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon]

17:51 ...okay so I assume that was a Lobster Therian...or somthin like that

[@EMan-xj5cz]

J O I N U S

[@Banana_Banshee]

yusss it’s blorbo narrator from my hellsight!

[@Paprika_Blues]

if hes flying away, the dragon probably forgot he left the stove on in that kitchen

[@McBehrer]

12:54 excuse you, it's not "one hundred eleventh," it's "eleventeenth."

[@alexfierro1500]

It's eleventy-first, you heathen

[@danralph3179]

I thought it was "eleventy-first"

[@Firedogs14]

He didn't say "one hundred eleventh," he said "eleven hundredth," as in 1100

[@takerboi365]

honestly, the voice you gave for the lobster claw review would be perfect for ISAT's King, but at the same time the subject makes me imagine that voice on Larry the Lobster. On one end, I could easily see you filling the role of a depressed, time-freezing, self-named monarch with the performance. On the other, I'm looking at a character who's friends with a talking kitchen sponge with a totally different light than what's intended.

[@samdal420]

4:47 DISCO ELYSIUM POST YEEEEEEASSSS

[@samdal420]

6:16 OH JOLLY THERE IS MORE, BEST CHARACTER MENTIONED????

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

6:55 If you did all four things at the exact same moment, science would then take a screenshot.

[@ChelsieGreen-nh9ue]

Was that the GlaDOS voice at the start?

[@Xeromm]

It's close but not quite. Close enough to activate my fight or flight, though.

[@wachter_hd]

@@Xeromm same

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

I couldn't decide if it was GLaDOS or the Absolute Solver

[@hunterchichester5720]

Not for me tho, too light​@@Xeromm

[@LeOwwAndRose]

It's not GlaDOS

[@Suppagappa]

4:04 I STILL SEE THAT DAMN DUCK!

[@phictionofgrandeur2387]

Daahcon was on my birthday and the person who organized it was the same age as me? So we're both 27 now?

[@hiwaga7399]

i thought you were gonna claim to be the dashcon baby.

[@riverstyx7251]

Wait. A 17 year old organized dashcon? That actually explains a lot

[@phictionofgrandeur2387]

@@hiwaga7399 I'd only be 10 years old if I was.

[@FamiliarlyFrigid]

7:39 I see a lot of posts like this that I genuinely relate to as (afaik) a neurotypical where I'm like, "doesn't everyone do this?"

[@bursteh1135]

6:55 you join bill ciphers group chat with cthulhu

[@KateCantDraw]

I am incapable of personal basking because I'm horribly out of practice from never doing anything so whenever i do a thing i just message one of my partners like "I showered, *praise me* ."

[@TheGamingStoat]

6:57 gotta ask my friend

[@kitkat7805]

Oh my goodness is that my favorite cat Tumblr blog RICKYBABYBOY!

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

2:18 And that guy's name is Felix Leclerc.

[@commondeathadder822]

My glasses literally just broke while I was watching this 😭 Like the lens just popped out and the little screw that was holding it together disappeared and my parents won’t help me 😭😭😭

[@MonicaCGruber]

6:50 I’ve got all 4 of those……. LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@nedhunter4444]

10:00 Quinoa is a grain, not a pasta! Braille pasta would be couscous!

[@Lilith.-.]

Aleph loves these compilations Aleph approves

[@jamesblake5215]

What? they say insane shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true? 2:31 See!

[@JarlPolar]

why does it sound like JFK's speech pattern at 2:31

[@ProfJamie20]

6:55 Well as a trans autistic system, we got 3/4, is that close enough?

[@stickman69420]

So many reaction images here

[@johannesviljoen9656]

a video? A VIDEO OF A CREACHER?

[@feuerling]

7:01 take a screenshot?

[@user-ve4kp3ex4i]

15:41 how the hell do you decode that, i need to know what that cipher even is

[@characookie241]

Loss

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

15:20 Use both

[@SoraGoob]

Im gonna crumb

[@MistressM-zo7ir]

Huh!❤ 1:28

[@meowzfever]

3:16 didnt this happen in class of 09

[@conniecriesalot]

YEAHHHHH LET'S GO!

[@hiwaga7399]

words? yea.

[@alexesloan8325]

Tehehehehe

[@sariarosegold]

oh neat, i got on early in a biiiiiinge comment section. hi!

[@timemachine-hell]

:D

[@andistansbury4366]

:)

[@Not_an_expert7]

•-•

[@jazjax154]

:|)

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

qwq

[@C0nnor-Aliv3]

o(^▽^)o

[@BoxOfToasters]

Oh, I'm early. Whoopee!

[@MySerpentine]

Eleventy-first :D

[@haycoat9389]

Early!

[@malaksafa4074]

2nd