The Texas confession post never fails to make me laugh. I’ve seen it easily dozens of times by now and I still find it hilarious.
@monroe8566 Жыл бұрын
texas confession: ive never
@someoneontheinternet4518 Жыл бұрын
Texas confession: I've never been to Texas
@robinmitchells Жыл бұрын
@@someoneontheinternet4518 Texas confession: I’ve never been to Texas, either
@17TapWater Жыл бұрын
@@robinmitchells Texas confession: I’ve also never been to Texas
@existenceispain_geekthesiren Жыл бұрын
@@17TapWaterexas confession: i've also never been to texas, but i'm floridian so i'm like halfway there
@gregyey2gregboogaloo24 Жыл бұрын
the reason why pm radiates such chill dad energy is because tumblr has shaped him that way
@zizzy-kitty Жыл бұрын
Tumblr's dad
@neogmd Жыл бұрын
tumbdits dad.@@zizzy-kitty
@Pumpkinpixxie6 ай бұрын
@@zizzy-kitty absolutely I agree
@elizabethbolin9281 Жыл бұрын
2:43:56 Tolkien was a college professor. He dealt with people in their 20s all the time. He knew how they functioned quite well.
@respecttheweirdness.21448 ай бұрын
I cannot 😭😭😭 at 18:15 I got an ad for cat food and it ended with "you'll do 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 for a kitten~" then immediately cut to pm saying "except this guy... This guy got it aaalll wrong" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@chaotic_moron6077 Жыл бұрын
I love how it took about 1 day for people to find the first gamebreaking duplication and other glitches in totk and like 5 days for the craziest ones
@cybersinzz Жыл бұрын
ladies and gentlemen. MY CATS ARE NAMED NOOBIE, SNOWBALL AND BETTY BOOP. thank you for your time.
@lunameriweather7693 Жыл бұрын
thank you, those are very nice names, i like betty boop
@robinmitchells Жыл бұрын
Thank youuuuuu
@hiwaga7399 Жыл бұрын
You grace us with their presence.
@CatchThesePaws Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THOSE NAMES THANK YOU FOR SHARING
@lordfelidae450510 ай бұрын
Mine are named Smokey, Ash, and Cinder.
@darkcreeperanimations3543 Жыл бұрын
*On the random Discord notifications* I legit thought I was going crazy lmao I was like "What server is that?? Who's pm'ing me??" turns out, it was PM himself lmfao
@MrZig-Zag Жыл бұрын
I’m love how people in the live chat are roleplaying MR Krabs, and a random goat drinking whiskey. (I’m the goat drinking whiskey.) There is also a skeleton war now.
@rainond.cooper2971 Жыл бұрын
"Random discord notifications" yea, I did fall for the first one xD "Pokemon evolution depending on status effect" I fucking love it Frozen one better be OP AF!!!
@WestGarbage6 Жыл бұрын
Evolving an eevee with a frozen effect with the ice rock that turns it into Glaceon what happens
@rainond.cooper2971 Жыл бұрын
@@WestGarbage6 A very square ish ice eevee
@WestGarbage6 Жыл бұрын
@@rainond.cooper2971 Hypothermeon
@CatchThesePaws Жыл бұрын
I fell for it twice 💀
@QueenPhoenix1119 Жыл бұрын
Im being harassed by this guy on discord and I keep thinking the sound is him. 😅
@slenderror1017 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to see an am seymour youtube channel that specifically does a bad job of read internet stuffs
@guardianboreal1432 Жыл бұрын
Basically you wanna see bloopers, kupo.
@benjaminroos2996 Жыл бұрын
No no no, we are not reviving that corrupt soul from the void... Cyana already obliterated them with sacred moonlight rays
@aelechdeepestflame4347 Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminroos2996 Ainanis (the A in A.M) is fully alive. What are you talking about.
@benjaminroos2996 Жыл бұрын
@@aelechdeepestflame4347 holy s*** that actually would make so much sense...
@benjaminroos2996 Жыл бұрын
@@aelechdeepestflame4347also the extra context on that is from when the meme first blew up
@virgilblair9490 Жыл бұрын
19:23 Eventually you relize you don’t want to die, you just want to live differently
@ryanreed2363 Жыл бұрын
It’s always a surprise when I see we get a new mega binge comp. Hope things is going well for everyone who sees this. Also hope things are well for P.M too.
@anominon Жыл бұрын
The blocky robot waifu one didn't make me think of Glados, it made me think of Plankton's wife Karen.
@Chloe_Raine Жыл бұрын
20:06 PAT I CAME HERE TO LAUGH NOT CRY. STOP MAKING ME CARE ABOUT MYSELF. Fr though, I love you, man. You're a huge reason why I want to be a voice actor. You genuinely make me smile with all of your videos ❤
@too_online.3441 Жыл бұрын
1:18:37 he'd still be tied to that stone with the guts of his child, showering in snake venom
@CatchThesePaws Жыл бұрын
I love this community because we truly are a hive mind. I want to hear about everyone’s OCs and we can share them like Pokémon. My current favorite blorbo’s name is Aslan. He is a 6’4 half-orc knight (barbarian/cleric) who was, in short, raised to be a warrior but realized that he wanted to be a healer through the help of a good friend. When he was finally knighted, the friend didn’t show up to his ceremony. She went missing and Aslan has been searching for her since. He is big and round and loves cats. There’s a lot more to him ofc, but that’s the gist of it! :D Oh, and my other one, Harper, is an amab nonbinary pirate thing that came out of the ocean with weird tattoos and water powers and no memories at all. Their goal in life is to find out their past, and be the biggest girlboss slay whore baddie in the seven seas. Their personality is definitely one tumblr culture will relate to. What are your OCs? I would absolutely LOVE to hear about them!!
@batking4342 Жыл бұрын
One of mine is Liz Morningstar, daughter of the Devil. She's 5'1, and fights everything. Spooky door? She's gonna kick it down and try to fight the demon behind it because she'd rather have the bad thing happen while she's still aware. She's punk, a biker, and she's also got a big BIG squishmallow collection. She has a knife on her at all times. Even when going to bed, pajama pants pockets.
@zguy5441 Жыл бұрын
mine is Dara Chizo and he's just an absolute bastard. He thinks he's the coolest man on the planet, he swears like a sailor and he constantly does dumb stunts for the excitement of it but I'm not clever enough to come up with many so he doesn't get to show them off very often
@renamation8098 Жыл бұрын
My newest dnd/apotheosis character is Glavious Palmer. He is a hellborn trickster, that loves to put things on fire and interacting with people. He understands them well too and can generally come off as pretty stupid, even though hes hella smart. He is trying to become a politician to better the name of the hellborn race and technically has a good chance at coming up with good strategies and speeches. His problem is just, that his ass is extremly autistic (like his creator) so there is always something just a little off when he says something ( -3 charisma, but high wis and int)
@indecisivesimp-leton6236 Жыл бұрын
I made a oc self insert for TADC and he just a funky insane pyromaniac of a lil guy that no one can ever tell the gender of.
@Rae0814 Жыл бұрын
My current ones is Aerie, a Storm Hawks Oc who’s and is supposed to be Stork’s Little Sister and Medic of the Squadron, and is typically very mischievous and emotional, but, all and all, kindhearted
@Boop__Doop Жыл бұрын
Tumblr realy goes from the most wholesome post that gives you a whole new look on life, to "haha pinaple monkey"
@Polopony20. Жыл бұрын
53:30 well. that hit. im listening to this while trying a new form of art that has a very steep learning curve and hating how it's going but also knowing that the next one i make will be better . (sorry for weird formatting , my keyboard broke so im using the built in one.)
@thedoodleverseart Жыл бұрын
4:35 ok but actually though can we just mention that even though my BRAIN SCAN shows signs of autism, I didn’t get a diagnosis because i’m not Sheldon Cooper. The bias isn’t just the unaware people, the doctors have it too help
@plumwings2644 Жыл бұрын
47:42 1:awesome knowing Andy’s played Hi-Fi-Rush(SRSLY GO PLAY IT ITS AMAZING) 2: …Yeah I had the same reaction to Rekka when I met her- Andy has good taste 👍
@nileprimewastaken Жыл бұрын
1:13:06 the rest of this post is super funny theres a meme about "yall really just said fuck it" and then someone replies "no they said the exact opposite" LMAO
@GoThroughTheLookingGlass11 ай бұрын
0:40 1) You can call me Mira 2) To graduate college for now 3) A deck of cards
@waterlessant5355 Жыл бұрын
at 8:35 got me, i wasnt expecting a pokemon oras joke lol, almost spat out my soda out
@Spork64 Жыл бұрын
23:31- it's giving... Chapter 3 of A Hat in Time.
@kiraqueen1747 Жыл бұрын
1:23:45 I THINK YOU MEAN *FIVE* OF THE BEST CHARACTERS *slams guzma onto the table*
@xylexrayne8576 Жыл бұрын
10:56 God Damn You Seymour. I have notifications completely disabled and I STILL fell for it.
@happydewd Жыл бұрын
20:02 thank you, for putting that in. I think I needed to hear that.
@Sompursone Жыл бұрын
First time being here for one of these coming out, can’t wait to listen to all of this over the course of several days!
@AceNotAnAttorney Жыл бұрын
19:40 this hit so hard i can't, thank you i really needed to hear that, even if i might not total believe it right now i think i might with time and one day i might even get there. If anyone is reading this feel free to talk about it, whatever it is you might be going through. If want to just let it all out or even just rant about your day, feel free
@etourdie Жыл бұрын
For the Undertale movie, they should 1: pioneer holographic/glassless 3D displays 2: bring back the lost art of theater gimmicks. They started with a guy throwing skeletons at the audience. Now get ready for the main villain to actually attack you in your seat
@superd8826 Жыл бұрын
Flowey straight up fricking shoots you
@renegadethesandwing02050 Жыл бұрын
1:29:00 "how are your bones" hurting for i have mistakenly ingested The Juice™ or my body thinks im 40...
@iampierce7474 Жыл бұрын
Well for the countries outside of Hyrule, we do know of Termina… And boy do they have a falling moon problem
@kaitheferret2229Ай бұрын
0:46 a deck of cards
@JTeenmining Жыл бұрын
neanderthal superhero... ya mean... vandal savag- oh wait, he's a villain
@AstarothFox2 ай бұрын
@@JTeenmining CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAN!
@zoltantapai37169 ай бұрын
FYI. : Pulling a million banknotes out of your pocket at a rate 1 banknote pulled out per second would take about 11,6 days.
@andistansbury4366 Жыл бұрын
7:52 She does know that there is more than 8 mountains right?
@feuerling Жыл бұрын
26:41 it's like wearing a bell in bear territory. Sure the bear could easily maul you, but the bear doesn't know that, and by not showing fear you can bluff your way out of a confrontation.
@randomperson-hw6xb10 ай бұрын
Multiples of 10 are a sign lf peace
@cowardlycod3617 Жыл бұрын
3:00:18 my favourite is definitely in Alice isnt dead, unique audio verson of this trope being, to paraphrase, 'no, little teenage girl we are not breaking into a police staion i am a trustworthy adult and i will not let a youn-' 'ok what do we do now'
@Pain_train_wielder5 ай бұрын
I bought an aluminium ingot today because of this video.
@meanjeanmcqueen6171 Жыл бұрын
The goose venting into the void absolutely sent me, lol.
@0L1V3RTHESOAPDRINKER Жыл бұрын
The discord sounds kept getting me and I kept trying to mute my laptop lmao
@TEH_BEST_RAB8 ай бұрын
love the pfp
@maelstromii Жыл бұрын
11:05 ....You monster... I've been thinking my notifications were messed up this whole time
@derodefinitelyplaysgames Жыл бұрын
Power rangers is just gender inclusive magical girl
@Devils7thstring Жыл бұрын
1:10:16 ok so I had a dnd character like this His name is Steven Mannings, he works at a cubicle farm business place. He’s a pretty normal looking guy, basic physique, white button-up, red tie, black pants, leather briefcase. His stats are pretty basic, he’s got 11-12 in everything, then a *17 in strength*. He doesn’t really use it, *but if you knock over his morning coffee, no god can save you*. So yea pretty cool pretty cool, but he also just has proficiency in performance, for some reason. We just said he was a theater major. Then we asked if he was gay, and I said, “he’s a theater kid, of course he’s gay” And that was that
@saffronarts9080 Жыл бұрын
Hello channel I've never watched. I'm ruffly 40 minutes through this and its 3am, I don't plan on stopping You earned a like
@abigailsmith6138 Жыл бұрын
is it bad that i lowkey kinda miss when the Mega Binge comps were just like- a yearly thing? like merry christmas, have a LONG.
@nedacreppir9070 Жыл бұрын
The fucking discord notifications were pissing me off and then I saw the post sawing to do it. God Dammit PM Seymour, you got me. Multiple times.
@touchgrass7129 Жыл бұрын
2 types of monster energy drinkers: Kyle Astolfo
@whit3sp4c30 Жыл бұрын
5:04 HOMESTUCK OMG
@rinkothelad Жыл бұрын
That picture of eddy at 8:30 is too cursed. It should not exist and yet it does. *WELCOME TO THE INTERNET*
@battlecatsbonanza819022 күн бұрын
1:37:55 THE TAILS IMAGE JIST BEING A VINE BOOM FITS PDRFECTLY HAHAHA
@digitaldragons60 Жыл бұрын
Mjolnir is affected by magnetic fields and therefore Magneto's powers affect it. The catch comes in the form of the enchantment on Mjolnir. If a worthy person is “holding” Mjolnir then the enchantment does not prevent Magneto, or anyone else with telekinesis/force fields, from using his power to move Mjolnir around.
@seangreene2522 Жыл бұрын
10:58 this is the second time i've watched this, and this is the second time you got me with these dang sounds. >.
@ImSoTired..10 ай бұрын
2:04:30 According to the anime, he was the last soldier in a war against evil, his lover had died in a cave in and his best friend got turned into a monster, the children of both each (separately) blaming him for their parent's deaths, and he had to protect two OTHER kids who he later took as apprentices (the two sword knights), so I think he got a bit of backstory to him...
@faielyne Жыл бұрын
36:16 Me, painting a picture of a tree at 5:20 am: *”S H U T.”*
@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 Жыл бұрын
57:21 fuck yeah
@raymondwalden65264 ай бұрын
Thanks, you helped me nap today after my dog decided 4 in the morning was a perfect time to wake me up
@jacksonwagner5963 Жыл бұрын
58:50 Okay, those pokemon evolutions seem like genuinely possibilities at this point
@cyrus7972 Жыл бұрын
every pm seymour video is a sleepytime video
@wsviolets2 ай бұрын
Since I've been listening without looking at the screen, there have been several moments where I didn't realize two posts were separate and was very confused
@justinmabb1997 Жыл бұрын
We can never have enough mega compilations. Keep them coming it helps me sleep 😂
@spooks0201 Жыл бұрын
1:23:00 that's what I use my brother for when we play :D (he doesn't like to do stuff with my sister and I but sometimes he joins as a really weird temporary role just to fuck with our campaigns. Last time he was just a Thing that came around and ate things. He ate my pet Slime Thing, Mister. It was tragic.)
@SIlverloreguard Жыл бұрын
you missed the best part of the cha cha slide in full armor post. Which is that there is a video of someone doing it at the end. I recently remembered the existence of said post at 3 AM and immediately shared it with friends. I had to dig through several years of tumblr likes to find it too.
@feralforestfae5439 Жыл бұрын
1:49:25 this is a whole paradox tho, the guard who only tells the truth cannot say that it possesses the capability to lie because it cannot lie, and the guard who only tells lies cannot say that it possesses the capability to lie because it cannot tell the truth-
@redballoon900710 ай бұрын
47:30 Coach Brunt from Carmen Sandiego. She literally calls herself “Mama Bear”
@blepblep437111 ай бұрын
46:16 The simon snow trilogy is actually a great trilogy that discusses the sensitivity of having a relationship in high-stake times, while not being about a romance. It has a gay romance between a guy and his vampire roommate, but that isnt the plot of the story. It just happens along the way.
@Overwatch-hm2mu Жыл бұрын
I just had alot of fun with the people in live chat
@AJscorner007 Жыл бұрын
11:03 jokes on you, I turned my discord notif sounds off because the bothered the fuck outta me
@MamaJade2024 Жыл бұрын
11:02 GOD DAMNIT SEYMOUR I TURNED MY NOTIFS OFF CAUSE OF THAT
@Zeealt.1st11 ай бұрын
hey pm i just need you to know i laughed so hard at the (s)t(he)y part that i accidentally spilt my water bottle
@darkwolfstudioes Жыл бұрын
57:13 would just be a secret level in act 3
@helioshayde4 ай бұрын
0:45 it’s a deck of cards btw, in case someone is watching this now and wanted to know
@lotulov Жыл бұрын
1:21 GIANT TRUMPET (proceeds to show footage of tiny trumpet)
@CliffCutterActual9 ай бұрын
THE DISCORD SOUND IS COMING FROM THE VIDEO! YOU MONSTER!
@Rae081410 ай бұрын
The ‘WiP is announced and then is never heard of again’ is worse when the creator disappears off of the internet entirely.
@clodolcmidnights837 Жыл бұрын
2:03:07 They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
@Polina_Lozenko Жыл бұрын
1:08 1:27 5:38 5:52 8:33 18:18 21:21 23:21 (
@_TheMushroomMan Жыл бұрын
36:44 this implys that my pc is trying to fight me by constantly scrolling around at the worst times or simply refusing to scroll
@Juke-Fox Жыл бұрын
57:14 V2: "I'm V1 now u should kys haha" V1: "If you say so!" V1: _(blows V2's face out the back of its head)_ *And then Minos and Gabriel kissed*
@thiscarnivorestudent7586 Жыл бұрын
11:08 I HEARD THE NOISES AND PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY TEXTING ME THANKS YOU SPACE WIZARD
@AndGoatz04 Жыл бұрын
About half an hour into this i just remembered "i only know this lovely man because he preformed in Aphmau's MyStreet as Travis" Despite this i hear him as his own self, not travis. True bliss
@renegadethesandwing02050 Жыл бұрын
1:14:40 right now i have random pain in my right knee and i have absolutely no idea why.. also im 18 TwT
@nataliapersonalelecalice75713 ай бұрын
19:24 I'm just going to make a reminder for myself. Since... I really need to hear this. I really helps me.
@slimewizard7350 Жыл бұрын
1:50:37 new gameshow idea, get some people who have never watched naruto or hamilton in a room and give them a bunch of lines, with the contestants having to guess whether the line was said by sasuke or a hamilton character. “I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory” will really throw some people off.
@progect3548 Жыл бұрын
1:11 i only recognise leekspin and carameldansen can someone explain the others or was it completely localised in the anime section of the internet back in the late 2000’s
@oscarbooth6679 Жыл бұрын
2:07:53 we just finished up a dnd campaign where all characters were at least half caster and they all got a moment like this, except me. The wizard got the moment where he unleased a fireball on a group of dwarven guards and incinerated them, the druid had the last time they casted sleet storm to slow down the guards (separate to the wizard), the rogue (part warlock) had it when he tried to drag a cart down with a tentacle made of clay, the monk got it when he/she/ it tried to punch a storm away, it almost worked if i didn't have such a habit of kill stealing, but what i the sorcerer got was maniacally laughing in the corner and lunging at the enemy to try and fry them and sticking way to close to them even though i had 12 ac
@sparkyfolf9664 Жыл бұрын
11:03 jokes on you im watching on my phone that has been on silent for the past 2 years
@Thesilliestking2 ай бұрын
47:42 I had a joke when I was doing her boss fight that she was just nemona from Pokémon scarlet and violet after she got into real fighting and ditched Pokémon fighting
@Dragoniccat3 ай бұрын
11:00 YOU! It worked and confused me like three times lol
@pinebrryy Жыл бұрын
Homestuck reference
@lauriewillow9198 Жыл бұрын
I am here to say this Pm Seymour...I do multiples of 10 and not the 2s or 5s, enjoy this new ground you have discovered
@rogueabyss Жыл бұрын
I hate you for the discord sounds lmao (they totally got meee)
@lizardlover99414 ай бұрын
11:05 I didn’t recognize it on the spot but I noticed it and I was thinking it was some kind of call answered notification.
@coruscaregames Жыл бұрын
"what has 13 hearts and no other organs" a deck of cards!
@07JoannaB6 ай бұрын
28:28 I do both 😅
@QDSchafer1686 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine a bunch of voles making a canoe out of leaves with tiny crossbows traveling down a river now.
@ryanreed2363 Жыл бұрын
0:43 I’m only know realizing the answer to this riddle, and I honestly thought it wasn’t a genuine riddle. Pretty good riddle I’d say.
@mndlessdrwer Жыл бұрын
I will put this out there: professors who have tenure, or the ability to parachute out of their teaching position and into a new career in a hurry, really are the best professors. Zero fucks given, instruction provided with maximum sass. I had quite a few of them in college and it was great.