It Came From Tumblr The Movie, The Sixth One | Mega Binge Compilation

[@Epicwolf-ew7ig]

When my sister used to work at Wells Fargo, she'd turn off her phone, so I'd call the bank instead for normal younger sibling things like, "Hey, can you order me a pizza? What's up, I'm lonely. Your cat just followed me into your room and I can't get her out." Stuff like that. It was always so hilarious to hear her pick up the phone at work. Sister: *cheery teller voice* "Hi, you've reached Wells Fargo! My name is Texas, how can I help you today?" Me: "Hey, Tex, what are we thinking for dinner tonight?" Sister: *voice immediately drops an octave* "Dude. Just eat a hot pocket or something, I get off at six tonight." The change was always so instantaneous and contrasting it made me laugh lol

[@Toastaddictionz]

this is 100x funnier if you read it pmseamours voice

[@scribbler_crowe]

Your sis worked at Wells Fargo? Do they still give out those horse plushies :0 I still have Mack :')

[@hat7475]

YOOO AHAHAH THATS SO COOL 💀💀

[@animepsyclone]

Does your sister work for Penguin Logistics now? Asking for a friend

[@ashleycd6487]

Also, is your name Florida?

[@joelhaggis5054]

18:24 Here's the thing though: most atoms heavier than helium weren't created during the big bang; they were created by nuclear fusion in the cores of massive stars. This actually makes the theory more compelling, since it's more likely that atoms started close together will remain close together.

[@haveagoodmourning]

My friend's dnd character is a goblin bard named Dree, she's the village storyteller and plays the pan flute. She wants to go on the quest for the literal purest reason I kid you not. She wants to be in a real story like the ones that she can tell the children at the village. Meanwhile my character (a dragonborn named Carminum Cantor, Carmen for short) is going for whatever the 18-year-old equivalent of a midlife crisis is

[@justaperson4656]

18 is a midlife crisis if you die quick enough

[@horseluver4ever623]

@@DewDoesThings That's a Twitter post, though.

[@Mushroom-Stew]

Boredom, probably

[@Lex_Quinn]

Existential crisis time baby

[@katteisace4563]

@@justaperson4656 they’re playing with a kind goblin they’ll die soon enough

[@protojager]

Fun fact: That pocket that was designed for pocket watches is perfect for lighters, especially the short ones, so if you want to carry a lighter or matchbook for survival/tool purposes that would be the best place.

[@taccarrowilson9342]

I read lighters as lighters as in Deltarune like Carrying around Kris or Susie in your pocket

[@defeatstatistics7413]

Every smoker; stop sharing our secrets

[@ActuallyAthena]

​@@taccarrowilson9342i would carry around a little birdly

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

​@@taccarrowilson9342 i feel like having a mentally unstable teenager and another mentally unstable teenager in your pockets would be very bad

[@thedorkknight9684]

Anyone else seen all of these hundreds of times already, but is gonna stay anyway bc PM is the only thing holding their sanity together?

[@jackhinchy6909]

What book of my life are reading from?

[@winner200playz3]

oops

[@omg_falafel]

Yeah ._.

[@tol-critter1893]

Ye

[@localizeds]

this is a scary accurate representation of my current state wtf-

[@johnweber5218]

For some reason when it got to the “all odd numbers have e” I thought that it was someone else posting it, some people quoting the original, and others just posting facepalm photos hoping it stops (turns out that only listening to these most of the time just makes them better)

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

Time to neglect my general well-being again

[@haveagoodmourning]

Oh nononono you don't. Take care of yourself

[@Eggbenders]

@@haveagoodmourning no

[@haveagoodmourning]

@@Eggbenders YES

[@kappnk9821]

@@haveagoodmourning N O

[@haveagoodmourning]

@@kappnk9821 Y E S

[@_-daphne-_]

Another thing about Ms. Frizzle, she wore custom earings like, that's a lesbian thing to do.

[@lost.oracle]

This video just put my baby brother to sleep. We can barely get him to go to sleep even when he wants to. But aperantly he'll sleep to your voice. You are magic

[@FrizellaTheBee]

r/thathappened

[@yokaiinu]

@@FrizellaTheBee wrong

[@yokaiinu]

@gachatube maybe his baby bro is a time traveler that got turned into a baby and he can only fall asleep to sex jokes

[@yokaiinu]

@gachatube thank you :)

[@heavypokelover5532]

@@yokaiinu the boss baby

[@Cephalo_People]

I’ve always assumed the 25+25=30 was a typo and the poor soul was on our side all along

[@andistansbury4366]

25=25=25=25=25=25=25=25

[@krazyman791]

Wait, IT’S NOT A TYPO?

[@T00n4m1]

Imagine getting a 2 hour and 40 minutes binge movie only to replay the bee segments. Funniest shit I've ever seen

[@DarkestElemental616]

He loves bees

[@justaperson4656]

Bees > everything

[@Sniff86245]

appleBEES is my favorite part bc of the rbrbbrbrebrbrbbrbrb part

[@petrichor446]

You forgot the even odd even number bit. That fucking slaughtered me

[@py_WildGrass]

I was going to push myself to finish this before sleeping but then I realized I’ve been watching these things for hours and Im laying on the couch at 1 AM before school. PM Seymour is amazing at wasting my time in the fun way, thank you.

[@izzyarts1522]

The bee one...I’m crying because I love beekeeping. I’m also laughing because people are so incredibly stupid

[@temmiethetem3699]

So wait your telling me that I'm n o t eating bee paste Now I'm mad

[@nickedname_2158]

Also the one about an e being in every odd number like how?? How can people be this dumb???

[@speedstick8981]

@@nickedname_2158 but four is odd and doesn’t have an E!!!

[@nickedname_2158]

@@speedstick8981 I swear to fucking god

[@Lizz85257]

B E E C E N T R I F U G E

[@ren.-.3874]

You have never experienced true fear until you fall asleep to this and wake up to a robot screaming at you and everything feels like a fever dream and you can’t understand anything then snap out of it thinking that theres a robot yelling at you

[@Lizz85257]

Lol this legit happened to me. I woke up during the vocoder bit and thought I'd lost my friggin mind

[@chevrechamane4459]

Seymour: "enjoy whatever it is that you're doing while listening" Me, inserting real human teeth into my arts project: "I will! Thanks :)"

[@justaperson4656]

Where did you get the teeth? I'd love to incorporate some into mine!

[@nocturneshallow224]

this is the comment officer

[@dosiis]

wh..where did you get the teeth

[@Emily-fb5er]

@@dosiis there are questions we dont ask here, do not question where people obtain detached human mouth rocks

[@aquamarine_song]

Wait, was that your piece on r/delusionalartists xD

[@ElimGamin109]

26:00 As a Connecticut man I can confirm that, yes the devil is from the north, his name is Ned Lamont but he does somehow win every single time regardless of Johnny beating him.

[@tformerdude6788]

There actually is a Hell, Michigan (I believe).

[@alextheidiot.wastaken]

me to my sister: someone on tumblr just called satan a himbo her: how dare they talk about rin's father like that!

[@AsianEgg]

Which Rin, Rin like Rin Tohsaka.

[@alextheidiot.wastaken]

@@AsianEgg rin okumura

[@justaperson4656]

@@alextheidiot.wastaken rin okumara's father can go die, but if we're taking rin as the devil, he *is* a himbo

[@warpedmine9682]

Look on 1:56:14

[@Jade_Bunbun]

Objection Satan didn't raise rin

[@codered573]

I was eating a bowl of cereal while watching this and started laughing so hard mid bite I ended up choking and coughing milk and cereal onto the table. I'm crying

[@ladybirdg5658]

The bee extractor machine is like this generation's tubby custard post.

[@lovelymaple_8722]

Excuse me the what?

[@ladybirdg5658]

@@lovelymaple_8722 Yeah, a few years ago, someone posted a cropped screenshot of the tubby custard machine from teletubbies and spun this horror story about how most chicken products are actually 90% pink slime that's dyed white to look like chicken. And somebody replied with, verbatim, "bitch, that's the tubby custard machine," and posted the full screenshot. Very similar to the whole honey extractor post.

[@lovelymaple_8722]

@@ladybirdg5658 I- I do not get people like that (also thanks for clearing things up)

[@darkryder4698]

I'm fucking dying wHAT

[@Bl4n]

oh god the tubby custard machine... OH GOD I REMEMBER IT ALL I REMEMBER ALL THAT WAS THE TUBBY CUSTARD MACHINE I WAS BORN IN THIS GENERATION YET I REMEMBER THE HORROR THAT WAS THE TUBBY CUSTARD MACHINE I REMEMBER IT ALL I H-

[@svegeos04]

"name one time you handled criticism without crying" jokes on you i started suppressing my tears years ago!

[@TheZombieKing87]

It's another binge compilation

[@kappnk9821]

Mega binge

[@idontexistithink3856]

I get it

[@GrassyGlade]

y e s :)

[@jimmyjeff1777]

@Nicholas Natale *biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge*

[@sally675]

*BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE*

[@Rose-yx6jq]

7:03 this entire bet can be countered with an episode of Magic School Bus. The Magic School Bus: in a beehive.

[@erm_5557]

Me: One more video before bed! Mom: Ok! But only ONE. Me:

[@geopeirce4214]

no you should watch his 15 hour one instead

[@jackhinchy6909]

Only a spoonful

[@erm_5557]

@@geopeirce4214 i commented this on that video too like the exact same comment

[@LC-uj4ck]

I didn't realize how long this was until I saw your comment, oh God what have I done

[@sarahtay7409]

@@LC-uj4ck io

[@devent10n]

"bad and naughty bees get put into the bee centrifuge" lives rent free in my mind and has for over a year

[@michaelb.3006]

Radom person: “the devil is a northerner” Me: “FINALLY SOMEONE WILL RECOGNIZE US CANADIANS FOR HOW LETHAL WE CAN BE!!!”

[@ravnhaveland9594]

You Canadians aren't dangerous, your gees are.

[@hybriel8171]

Lucifer = devil sooooo Lucifer was an angels Sooooo Canadians are angels?

[@michaelb.3006]

@@hybriel8171 we can be. We can also be violent to the point we’re we rip you in half with nothing but our hands and a toothpick. Edit: I should note that this is my friends insult not mine.

[@hybriel8171]

@@michaelb.3006 hands and a toothpick? Creative... Oh also I didn't say Canadians are nice ppl or anything (sounds weird I've tried to phrase this 3 other ways)all I'm saying is most of you are nice/act nice in public but can get nasty when required since I doubt there's anyone that isn't tainted deep down

[@hybriel8171]

Good on me for becoming the one thing I swore to destroy...

[@yes_people7139]

Thank you so much for making these! I have a pretty irrational fear of falling asleep especially when stressed, and these are SO PERFECT for me to fall asleep, and calm down!

[@mndlessdrwer]

Oh, that's called revenge bedtime procrastination or sleep procrastination and is a not particularly helpful subconscious coping mechanism for stress wherein you delay sleep, something you have control over, in order to add time for leisure activities in an attempt to extend the period of time in which you have actual control over your life. Have fun with that knowledge.

[@carternotsteve2242]

"LEE DO YOU YIELD" "YOU SHOT HIM IN THE SIDE YES HE YIELDS"

[@esppupsnkits4560]

I’m satisfied

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

@@esppupsnkits4560 YO WE GOTTA CLEAR THE FIELD

[@darkryder4698]

Do I need to get the first responders?

[@m_rceleen]

@@darkryder4698😶

[@KK-hd1jw]

@@PurgatoryProductions1 GO, WE WON

[@ashleysteinhaus9447]

I always get my best sleep with these tumbler videos on

[@pearpie4695]

When you leave KZbin you need to combine all of your work into one hyper binge compilation

[@darkryder4698]

Never have I hated the idea of something I completely agree with

[@standardhuman8675]

I think that would break the internet

[@aivandecember1444]

25:50 the BLRBRBLRBRLRNBRLRBRLBRLRBRBLB noise... I love it... I appreciate it so much.... Thank you for blessing us with that precious bee noise

[@SchazmenRassir]

If you keep going with this, you'll eventually have a compilation that's a full day long. Imagine it: a full day of listening to the funny, the curious, the weird, and the inescapably wholesome and comforting.

[@jvpro2076]

I will watch it in full, only stopping for the necessities

[@waxocelot9395]

Why is his john mulaney impression so damn impressive

[@trckanimations8184]

He asked if Starbucks could have their employees wear doctor masks for Halloween... he got his wish... BUT AT WHAT COST

[@jvpro2076]

COVID-19

[@changelingsys]

me, a utahn: wait no my theater sold pickles when i worked there me remembering that the chain i worked for was started in texas: ...

[@darkryder4698]

That was like a slow realization leading into a facepalm. Rip

[@Toastaddictionz]

im sorry people from utah are called what

[@throneisbed7833]

Fun facts with Marsy! Soda is referred to as a soft drink as early some point (1920's ish I think) alcoholic drinks were referred to as 'hard drinks' and non-alcoholic drinks were 'soft drinks'. By this logic, milk is a soft drink. It is not to do with the spiky fizzness but the alcohol content!

[@chiffonlime643]

water is a soft drink

[@chiffonlime643]

oh god water is a soft drink

[@Eli-mn5cq]

@@chiffonlime643 it has been two months, have you emotionally recovered from this fact?

[@chiffonlime643]

@@Eli-mn5cq _no_

[@BAVR28]

@@chiffonlime643 its been 5 months,have you recovered now?

[@gamingloser5909]

2:29:31 The whole post sounded like the main character snapped because their friends kept trash talking things they liked

[@notsunkenland]

Next thing we are going to get a movie so long, it would rival Disney *ON ANOTHER LEVEL*

[@toxicgamer2835]

1:49:52 ... a over sized sweater and or hoodie is the cutie thing a girl could wear especially if its your hoodie like "omg look a the wittle baby in my big hoodie" 🤣

[@Orchid_Merryweather]

**screaming begins again**

[@darkryder4698]

Where's the big fluffy blankets and weighted blankets for this anxiety gremlin?!

[@beepboop9712]

***screams louder***

[@CD-77]

21:09 Okay, I *can’t* be the only person who thinks “quortzcupine” sounds like the name of a Pokémon.

[@tonyv6977]

" i wish all my baristas wore plague doctor masks" You got your wish

[@geod_912]

This is what helps me fall asleep when I’m in a bed that isn’t mine. My parents got me one of the best mattresses you can get and it will last me for a very long time but it is so comfortable to the point that any other bed feels wrong.

[@seaherne]

Fun fact, in case anyone thinks that ADHD memes are too relatable, many things have overlapping symptoms. Do not try to self diagnose, but definitely try out any healthy coping tips you see. Petting a pet can really help with many things, whereas coffee, as godly as it is, rarely does 💜

[@snailcheeseyt]

ok but *what is obama’s last name*

[@Frostfern94]

Bpd overlaps A LOT as well

[@YataTheFifteenth]

I'm sorry but I cope with anything by drowning myself in the blood of the gods that is coffee so _fuck you_

[@marsnatale3184]

COFFEE *IS* GOD I CANT IGNORE ~GOD~

[@dr.simmons5764]

can getting pet work to. i crave head pats

[@Panroles]

As a New Hampshirite I was so confused by the talk of no maple ice cream. I've never been to an ice cream place that didn't have maple flavor. I was today years old when I learned that that is a New Hampshire thing.

[@fancyspaggy]

PM: I want all of my baristas wearing doctor masks Coronavirus: I got you buddy

[@lethequin]

In skyrim, witches flying on brooms probably started from mages using telekinesis to yeet brooms to each other.

[@moon_3609]

The live chat is so chaotic I’m here for it.

[@sally675]

So am i

[@thefirstmarshmallowman]

2:29:55 this was the absolute best performance I have ever scene. also the message.... its too good for this world.

[@kaukospots]

The even/odd argument is the real life version of "I'm at soup"

[@agzzradface3113]

what do you mean your at soup?

[@alexanderfrye2688]

@@agzzradface3113 He means he's at soup

[@agzzradface3113]

@@alexanderfrye2688 well he should go to the next aisle!

[@rhiannonarvin5408]

@@agzzradface3113 theres more soup

[@agzzradface3113]

@@rhiannonarvin5408 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES MORE SOUP??!!

[@goldensun1167]

That odd numder post KILLED ME LMFAOSFHISFD 47:03

[@Untoldaeons000]

"J'zargo loves the cream of Skyrim, but it does not love him. On the bright side, it helped J'zargo discover a new Destruction spell."

[@leonthelucario1865]

I’m currently waiting for the point when pm makes enough mega binge comps to the point that he can make another EX mega binge comp and for him to have enough EX mega binges to make an even bigger comp

[@mndlessdrwer]

Didn't KZbin add a length restriction to videos? I think he mentioned that this was the reason he would only be able to have one EX Mega Binge Compilation. They are, like, 15 hours long after all.

[@Littleponeslex]

7:04 I have a best friend who works with bees(she has several hives of her own) and is part of a bee community where shes the Queen Bee, which is kinda like being the leader of the group. And she goes go state fairs. From what I know she treats her bees good and ensures they all survive. Shes really good at it

[@andistansbury4366]

Yum. Bees.

[@intalcu5610]

When you watch this all the way through in one sitting, PM will narrate your thoughts for a day.

[@twitchcontrols1441]

The saga continues.

[@runlittlerabbit]

"Now I wanna see all my baristas in doctor's masks" HEY PM SEYMOUR I GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

[@OtrTrash]

I saw Robot Lobster, Robster, and my impulsive personality forced me to just yell (without anyone around to hear me,) "LOCK ROBSTER!!!" I am disappointed in myself, and yet I must share...

[@arose92795]

"Elephants think we are cute like puppies!" Ok so, an elephant rampaging through an area filled with humans is the equivalent of an animal abuser who takes their rage out on doggos?

[@justseffstuff3308]

2:47 “now I want to see all the baristas in doctor masks” *welp*

[@Lady_Corwin]

I'm very late to this but there's lots of comments saying this but they said 'plague doctor mask' which is the white beak mask with goggles and fragrances in the beak. I have not seen a single plague doctor this pandemic.

[@aprilchen1268]

I fall asleep to these for sum reason, thanks

[@jangofitso5808]

25 min in and I've already died laughing like 20 times, the audio makes these posts soo much better, thank for taking the time to edit and voice them.

[@gabbyavila1938]

These always knock me out, and I actually stay asleep for once

[@lordoftheducks332]

The fact that I’ve heard every single one of these is slightly concerning

[@darkryder4698]

*Slightly?*

[@animeshades]

I love watching these Tumblr videos while writing fanfictions, it's very fun.

[@mayleaf9799]

I wanna see how many posts I can recite from memory from just being on tumblr for the past year

[@genesisofthebetween]

1:02:00 As someone who played Titania in my school’s production of that play, I would have loved that.

[@kaiky_3821]

19:15 Crawdaunt, Eelektross, Trevnant, Cacturne, Shiftry and Haunter or Dusclops And yes, i did write these from memory

[@andrewollmann304]

The last one is Haunter. I assume the user meant two floating HANDS.

[@NorthSmile8089]

“People wearing white suits that aren’t getting married are weird”you dare insult Annus(Markiplier)

[@endercrazy6553]

You know that there is a reason that New Hapshire’s motto is “live free or die”.

[@Ins0mniacSl0th5]

I fell asleep with auto play on and woke up to 1:36:50 I’ll let you imagine how that went

[@shadowbrawlertries1324]

We’re just going to ignore that both men and women or carb-based foods where is the protein

[@atticusdrot8638]

Its 4 AM and I turned my tablet off as that's what I was watching this on. I was in about the middle of the video right. Anyway, I turn it off, turn on a light and grab my water to drink when all of a sudden MY TABLET STARTS FUCKING TALKING A I SWEAR THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND NOW I HAVE NO WATER WHAT SO EVER.

[@wintercandle4221]

Hey, I just wanted to say thank you to all of the voice actors who helped PM while he was sick. it was super nice of you, thanks!

[@kenway2333]

13:22 Yes. Hi. That is me. I am the person who looked at Sol Dudeguy and went "Blorbo." Yes, the Fandom very much exists. It's small. But it's there

[@kal9486]

woo I can fall asleep watching these again

[@goldenhawk18550]

Ayo, I watch this during Goblin Hours and it makes me 100,000 times better, Thank you P.M. Seymour

[@amandafrancis617]

Im so happy! I've been binging all the viseos!

[@ace_of_cups4096]

Omg... The CS voice... One time I went to work and CRIED MY EYES OUT on the way there, but as soon as I stepped inside and put the drive thru headset on, I sounded like this happy cheery person... But the moment my break came, everyone else had a literal shock from the dead inside voice I used to order my dinner xD

[@tybuss6211]

Binge movie 6: THE RECKONING

[@shadow_shine3578]

Ok this helped me with an anxiety attack. Thank you for making funny content.

[@Callia_Cat]

Ahem, *IT’S A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE COMPLETION*

[@CountBubbleRat]

You have no idea how much stumbling across this video today has helped me. Hella depresso, need some espresso.

[@bethasaurusrex.]

tine to have this playing for the next however long while i go about my day

[@OrangeColt]

I'm on the prowl for every reference to a writing idea that involves vampires, Fæ, and other General hygienks.

[@Ace_0fSpades]

n o w r e a d I t

[@sapphicstargate3872]

The entire reason I know about the almighty flesh cloud and use it almost every time I'm drawing a character via digital art medium is because of a P.M. Seymour video

[@Beetle_Blue]

Oh no. *IT'S BACK*

[@arrolace]

*UH OH*

[@AGrotesqueMess]

*OH YEAH*

[@lotulov]

Uhm I was uh... I clicked on this video thinking "Man I hope I see some bees in this video." AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

[@juliawilbrecht7905]

Here we go again, huh.

[@squidrex6264]

The three people not defined by our universes laws: Keanu Reeves Jack Black Jeff Goldblum

[@mehheehee2417]

I am now dedicated to stay up at 1 am to catch this-

[@breadinpain1266]

thank you, i am correcting my religous essay when listening, its like a mini break from the jesus

[@LordBeau]

hey PM if you ever make a seventh one of these I beg you to do a yugioh zexal thing where you go "I ACTIVATE RANK UP MAGIC, THE SEVENTH ONE" or something idk it'd be funny

[@beepboop9712]

These videos help cheer me up and get me out of bouts of depression.

[@calamity2383]

11:49 Did he ligiterally just say “am I stroking?!” Instead of “am I having a stroke?!” ?

[@darkryder4698]

"ligiterally"

[@TheRealDrClef]

@@darkryder4698 "You mock him, because you know he's right!"

[@CyndaReal]

1:49:33 “cute outfit with minimal outfit” Good job

[@someonebob782]

Hello there I see that i'll be here for a while

[@TBTabby]

2:28:28 I've been scouring the binge compilations for this. I love that grammar-destroying delight over the lynx's paws. Why so big? Because they've evolved to live in snowy climates. Their wide paws function like snowshoes, allowing them to walk on snow without sinking.

[@dragonhunter2343]

This is good background noise for my gaming session. I can laugh while turning people into giblets.

[@jadianradiator2761]

54:04 Carmel and caramel aren't entirely the same thing. Carmel is just carmelized sugar. Where as caramel is a candy sauce primarily made from carmelized sugar.