It's Benny's Birthday! | The U.K. Boils | T**** Hopes Bannon Will Defend Him To Jan 6th Committee

[@amm6569]

As an Arizonan living in London - the high of 102° in London yesterday was only 4° cooler than the high of 106° in my hometown of Tucson, both at 2:30pm local times. Personally I loved the heat, but what people don't realize is that the UK doesn't have air conditioning - not in 90% of homes at least. Plus, it was humid.

[@mr.logicpants2835]

That can be really bad. I have lived in Las Vegas NV for the last 23 years and spending any extended period of time in my garage in the summertime can be brutal. Nothing but hot dead air. I'm SOOOOOOO thankful for air conditioning. 😎

[@batgurrl]

Stephen, your monologue is once again on fire and hilarious. Thanks for helping to keep us sane in these troubling times. Happy Birthday Benny. You are a good boy

[@joepedo6595]

Only part you got right was BOY! this 👢 👅 is about as funny as a garbage can full of dead puppies!! Just another looney left wing nut who thinks his opinion matters only people it matters to is his fellow looney left wing nuts

[@Justusson]

He’s the best of the best! Hope to go and watch a show live someday,..!!

[@dwoodman26]

I can confirm it is ridiculously hot here in the UK; I have moved into the fridge. Although I'm having difficulty sleeping upright, I assume it's still bigger than an apartment in New York.

[@jackkomisar458]

Before you move into the fridge, make sure there are no Tory politicians inside.

[@alanai1981]

FACTS

[@michellewall6748]

Being a Brit..... I particularly liked this monologue!! Excellent! Stephen is just the best!! Always makes me laugh!🇬🇧🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aliens4143]

😂😂😆😆🤣🤣😝😝

[@cirella1064]

Love his show. So funny and comforting despite the mess we are all in.

[@accuratealloys]

After seeing Benny, and how much he loves him, I like Stephen even more.

[@couragekarnga8735]

So do I, and I didn't think that was possible!

[@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar]

I love a human who is well loved by their dog.

[@bethwaring7951]

It’s nice to hear someone talking about the heatwave in the UK without mocking us about it “not being that hot” and actually addressing that we’re not set up for any weather extremes.

[@htown11465]

In fairness, you guys literally colonized other countries in hotter weather - and those countries weren’t set up for that weather either.

[@benekross1777]

Thought the same thing. The northeast in the US is very similar, not alot of central air.

[@blindmown]

@@htown11465 "we" didn't do anything, our ancestors were colonizers just like yours were undoubtedly slavers and colonizers too (go back far enough and everyone's ancestors have done some messed up stuff).

[@joshsmith2178]

@@htown11465 what?

[@TheGreatAtario]

Anything over 100°F is definitely "that hot". Myself, I'd even lower the bar to 90°F, especially for higher humidity areas.

[@scafgal7242]

Stephen SOooo glad youre back! With neighbortly hugs - Canada

[@catmomjewett]

🇨🇦❤️

[@teenygozer]

Just got back from a vacation in Hawaii, two blasts from the past: Hawaiian malls are still incredibly popular and full of crowds (including teens just hanging out) and they still have telephone booths (the open-air/on a pole kind) on the streets.

[@maryrhudy9250]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BENNY!!!!! You take very good care of your pet humans.

[@amandajohnson2823]

I'm so glad you're back, Mr. Colbert.

[@michaeldillon4431]

O.M.G. YOURE JOKING ! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Carlton_Banda]

Him and The Daily Show, absolutely amazing.

[@GailColeman]

@@michaeldillon4431 troll

[@haroldmoore1412]

@@Carlton_Banda and A Closer Look with Seth Meyers.

[@dancepiglover]

In other words, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

[@kevinsmith5318]

Steven is my only reprieve/relief from the misery of the current world news.

[@thecountofmontecristo8280]

No, you can walk away any time you feel like and I guarantee your life won't be any better or worse for it. Happy travels.

[@worldcitizeng6507]

@@thecountofmontecristo8280 last September/October 2021, I didn't pay attention to world/us news for almost a month. Until I got to a hotel with BBC @Sharm ElSheik on the Sinai peninsular, Egypt. I stayed at hostels 😌in most cities. It's good to get out of daily routine once a year 😌

[@mark-ish]

@@thecountofmontecristo8280 Kia Orana, I concur, although life is definitely better, from within the cook islands. 🏝🍹

[@Marijuanifornia]

Have you ever heard of "Marijuana?" Not many people know about this (and even fewer people care) but the legalization of "Marihuana" enabled the US to fight and win World War II and save all of our lives. Watch the 14-minute 1942 USDA video, *Hemp for Victory,* and then curse everyone in America who has lied to you about "Marijuana" for your entire life.

[@DomBrownyo]

THE BOYS is anti america, anti superhepr and anti fascist. U might like it. Very funny. very adult.

[@luciamiller1555]

God Bless SC and your writers! Simply brilliant comedy and my nightly sanity these past 6 dark years.

[@MaryJaneHancock]

I lost my pup to a heart attack in May 2022. Warms my heart to see your love for your pup. Enjoy. Pets are delightful souls. Thank you for sharing.

[@cindymorose6673]

So sorry for your loss.

[@SchoolforHackers]

May your heart heal. I have no doubt you gave him or her the best life they could possibly have.

[@blisss2159]

Stephen, no one here is ok when you disappear for two entire weeks! I mean, I get it - you are a human being who needs to rest (occasionally). But please don’t leave us alone for this long ever again. Life is just not the same without you.

[@blisss2159]

@darknightoftroy You’re such a joy!

[@steveng7174]

Pathetic...

[@blisss2159]

@@steveng7174 would that be your first name or last?

[@steveng7174]

@@blisss2159 Could you pause from contemplating your navel long enough to come up with something relevant?

[@missybarbour6885]

6:19 Missed a perfect opportunity to have the smell cop yell "Febreze! Put your hands up! Actually, don't."

[@impunitythebagpuss]

Need a job? SC's crew could use you! Good one! Lol!

[@AisuruMirai]

This is a much better joke than the one he used. Nicely done.

[@beeonthyme5760]

Clever very

[@kathleenkelly938]

I can't go to bed without Stephen. He's the best. He's even a 🐕 dog lover, in addition to being the most literate raconteur on late night television.

[@Omni0404]

I wish he'd sleep in *my* bed.

[@LolUGotBusted]

Good word

[@runnergo1398]

Geezuz friggin Christ. You bots are rampant!

[@staceykersting705]

Every year, in the US, 5 million dogs are put to death for lack of good homes. Meanwhile, we allow 5 million more puppies to be born. Do the math...Spay/neuter...adopt/don't shop!

[@gracemunich1476]

one of the most literate, check out Trevor Noah. Both Stephen and Trevor are friends and both are brilliant

[@The_Real_Mier]

Living in the Netherlands we had a similar day like the UK. Also not used nor prepared for extreme heat. But I have a great, though be it slightly radical, solution for myself: I broke my spine and currently in the hospital… great airconditioning here!! So my daughter spend the whole day with me, escaping her student room where it simply was unbearable!! LOLOLOL! Gotta find the GOOD in EVERY SITUATION!!! 💪

[@henrygvidonas9573]

Get well! I'm sticking with all available fans running and ice cubes, while I'm patiently waiting for the forecasted thunderstorm later like a wuss. I'm not _that_ radical...

[@The_Real_Mier]

@@henrygvidonas9573 LOL! Sounds like a better plan though! Thanks for the well wishes

[@KM-ub2cc]

We may be roasting in the UK, but we always appreciate an extra dose of Colbert roasting!

[@228Brendon]

“Speaking of Odor” and the crowd goes wild over a pic of Steve Bannon.

[@catmomjewett]

Yeah. He nailed that one.

[@angelapancella6063]

I appreciate Stephen's commitment to never saying the former president's name, even if it means he needs to say the phrase "the former president" three times in a single sentence.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I love him for that!

[@gamepapa1211]

I personally love the nicknames. "Jabba the Putz" was chef's kiss perfection!

[@gamepapa1211]

Also, it's because if you say his name three times he will burst through a mirror and grab you by the you-know-what.

[@virginiaf.5764]

When you think about it it's really not longer ... it's actually shorter than having to say "that orange a-hole who ran the country into the ground for 4 years".

[@chrisdonovan8795]

Who?

[@arenc5619]

So glad you’re back! You and Seth Meyers! It’s been rough on these streets w/o y’all!

[@Omni0404]

And Trevor Noah

[@dirtyfrench2926]

@@Omni0404 And John Oliver. They've all been on hiatus for a minute...

[@Omni0404]

@@dirtyfrench2926 Oh I didn't realize we'd be getting a new Lastweek Tonight this Sunday. Bonus

[@Jmaal89]

Seth and his dad jokes way of comedy

[@elmarobberts5128]

@@dirtyfrench2926 Yes, I always miss him the most. At least he brings us those hilarious Web Specials.

[@susanmcnamara8253]

Happy birthday, Benny!! You are a good boy!💜🐶🥳

[@tytn9978]

i've been missing Stephen Colbert the past few weeks; his "take" on current, and also not-so-current, events is unique and entertaining.

[@abigailhubbard1055]

Harrah for capitalism. It's not "Go to the library, where you get air conditioning and everything is free." No, it's "Go to the shopping mall, where you can get air conditioning while spending money on stuff you don't need."

[@jamesburk8145]

So remember when Bannon got a pardon? Getting pardoned doesn't mean you didn't do the crime, it's actually the opposite. It means you admit to doing the crime but the president says you get to go free anyway.

[@GailColeman]

It also doesn't shield him from future crimes, like refusing a lawful subpoena from Congress.

[@CSpad]

Also means he can't invoke his 5th amendment on crimes he was pardoned for. Many lawyers think that's why Trump didn't pardon more people so they can't speak openly about conspiracy crimes etc. That he may or may not have been involved in.

[@chaosmarklar]

Bannon got a pardon for stealing the 'build a wall' donations and the people he robbed cheered when he was pardoned

[@artbargra]

What did you expect? The former president and his goons couldn't possibly understand the law, unless puppets and crayons are involved.

[@stuckn.derplahoma562]

@Prigiyan Short

[@Thuktun]

Look at all the all-time-record-breaking heat waves. Again. Almost like the climate is changing or something.

[@JLee-rt6ve]

Weird, right? It's not like somebody warned us this was going to happen.

[@SquashBlossom62]

LOLOL 😆 Stephen Colbert is a national treasure !!!🤣 😆 😂 I have a serious crush on him and his brain!🥰😂 His writers know his personality and enable him to shine. I've got a fan crush 😍

[@noname7271]

It's best not to idolize your heroes. Remember that Stephen Colbert is just a human person, which is part of what makes him great. He's not pretending. He's a showman and he's upfront and honest about it.

[@Omni0404]

I'll tell Desi Arnaz on you! Then you got some 'splaining to do.

[@Woodbug-b7t]

Hey...form a queue, don't putsch.

[@freya8133]

Me too!

[@steveng7174]

Our lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to our own impoverished comic standards. We have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage. What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...

[@annemettefrederiksen7751]

Happy Birthday to Benny, we always love to see the cutest star of the Colbert household 🎉🎊💝. Love having dogdaddy back to save my sanity,even the cutest furbaby cant do that in these times..

[@cassandrakarpinski9416]

Awww happy birthday benny. Who's a good boy, you're a good boy

[@RoseOf1000Colors]

Happy birthday to one of the best puppies! :D Thank you for sharing that footage with us, Stephen, the world needs more of that lately.

[@seppeisenmann8710]

I wish the Benny segment was a bit longer. 😊💖😁

[@seppeisenmann8710]

@Prigiyan Short Is your post even relevant to this show, bot?

[@gracemunich1476]

@@seppeisenmann8710 nope. the bit was reported.

[@Peace_Dog]

If only we would have had some kind of warning about global warming decades earlier from that guy who helped pass legislation to fund the development of the internet. Could you imagine a guy that smart being president?

[@dannykumite]

Shhh we don't say global warming anymore. That's too scary. It's climate change. See, less urgency.

[@pete_lind]

Climate change theory is over 100 year old and was proven to be correct before WW 2 by an American mathematician , we have had over 80 years to do something , Oil companies 100 year in business jubilee in 1950s , one main topic was climate change , after that they all did their own studies that verified climate change in 1970s. Seems that the" greatest" generation did not give a flying poop about this planet after WW 2 .

[@AisuruMirai]

If someone invents a time machine, I want them to go back and convince Al Gore to come out hard _in favor_ of global warming so the GOP would reflexively oppose him and thus accidentally save humanity.

[@roni6215]

Not in America.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

You mean that overhyped guy who made a movie that was mostly him driving or flying around lecturing the rest of us about the evils of fossil fuels? Mr Do as I say, not as I do?

[@jackharrison7613]

Happy Birthday Benny. Many more happy years to you.

[@angelariebli4843]

Happy Birthday Benny!!!! A man who loves his dog, is a good man!

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

When Stephen started singing the Oklahoma song I suddenly realised how badly I want to see him performing in John Oliver's next spectacular musical number.

[@esscott24]

I love that he doesn't even try to make it look like he's typing 😂😂

[@Ava-wu4qp]

Oops all knuckles

[@Jdp129]

Tonight’s monologue was exquisite!!! Thank you To Stephen and all the writers!!!

[@RainmanCT]

Good lord, really? Please tell me which line(s) made you actually laugh. Was it the dog now being of legal drinking age or that he shouldn't be driving? Genuinely curious. I used to love this show.

[@pakababy3710]

@@RainmanCT How about the Statue of Liberty is now holding a match? Get a sense of humor rainman.

[@Jdp129]

@@RainmanCT the whole thing Linda, the whole thing! You are one angry human if you can’t find joy in his comedy.

[@RainmanCT]

@@Jdp129 i have found great joy in Stephen's comedy, i just think that his current writing staff is awful and unfunny. Check out "Strangers with Candy" and compare truly brilliant humor to the dumbed-down jokes he is telling now.

[@RainmanCT]

@@pakababy3710 That one actually made you laugh? You must be easy to please my friend, perhaps you are his target audience. Thank you for responding.

[@shermanculbertson6244]

My day just isn’t complete without Stephen’s monologue.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I'm so glad he's back! "Nights are forever without you!"

[@jenerhart7025]

Me too!

[@vash121086]

Same this is usually the last thing I watch before bed. Good jokes and great entertainment.

[@JKallday19]

Preachh

[@lillyanderson3623]

Same

[@maxineceraolo7568]

The calculator gag has been getting me since Strangers with Candy and it still gets me every time.

[@PixiePrix]

Don't do it! My husband, quite literally, brought covid home after he went to the mall and got lured in by the chicken teriyaki guy. 3 years we avoided this virus and it finally got us because my husband had some free time before work and went to the mall!

[@alanai1981]

DAMN

[@SN-sz7kw]

As a child (midcentury) the mall walk was outdoors, beautifully landscaped with ample seating. And cool (tempwise). How I miss it. And Newberry‘s - what a simple child‘s pleasure. I‘d give a lot for a nostalgic wander through a midcentury Newberry‘s followed by Dairy Queen.

[@owenjennings2151]

As a brit I can safely say I would rather be dodging the heat in England than dodging bullets in America 😂

[@guiguiregismercer5720]

You don’t risk much if you are white sadly

[@cc1k435]

Actually, we have both. But in the south where it's expected every year, at least there's air conditioning, which is doubly good since it's no longer safe to leave the house. 🤔

[@gamepapa1211]

@@guiguiregismercer5720 unless if you're a child, in which case being white doesn't immunize you from bullets in America. ...too soon?

[@danielgehring7437]

@@cc1k435 My friend still uses the air conditioner she has with a bullet hole in it, so yes, we definitely have both.

[@NanaWil]

@@guiguiregismercer5720 well their skin colour didn't help the uvalde children...

[@hugeinjapan4635]

As a Californian, I support as little clothing as possible. Unless you're cooking bacon.

[@jeannefoster5594]

Hahaha! Thanks for that.

[@obi-ron]

Alas, as I am of a rather large size, I fear going out in the sun with little to cover me would be a case of cooking bacon, my own 😆

[@autumbreeze1129]

Cherish your time with Benny, Stephen. We lost our family dog, Jack Russell (take a wild guess what breed he was), last month. He was an old dog. He is missed. Happy Birthday, Benny

[@SchoolforHackers]

Love to you for loving your dog.

[@KohalaLover]

Benny is adorable. 🐶

[@YukonBloamie]

"You have the right to remain silent but deadly." That person needs a raise. When you write the best joke in the monologue but the audience doesn't know it...

[@DKProduction-oo4yj]

40,3 C is exactly 104 Fahrenheit

[@Rocknroll73]

@@DKProduction-oo4yj Since you had to say "exactly", 40.3C is exactly 104.54F. The rule of thumb is 9F for every 5C, 20-68; 25-77; 30-86; 35-95; 40-104; 45-113. Thank you Canadian education system. ;-)

[@Surge1077]

I don't usually laugh out loud at his monologue, but that joke had me cackling...

[@YukonBloamie]

@@Rocknroll73 or as I call it, it's hot in der

[@mjgenualdi22]

@@DKProduction-oo4yj 104.54

[@teddymartinii1979]

It was 106F here yesterday, but it's Texas, so just another mid-summer heat wave. My friends in Europe are suffering. None of them have air-conditioning. BTW, 40.3 Celsius is 104F. Yeah, that's hot, even in Texas.

[@sweetman5249]

In Phoenix Arizona, it is 114 Fahrenheit these days .

[@paulclissold1525]

But glenn just like the gun problem the greenhouse, which apparently doesnt exist, isnt a problem either. Please contact your local friendly trumpet or just watch fox.

[@McCammalot]

And it's considerably more humid in the UK, which makes it FAR worse.

[@Marijuanifornia]

No one cares. No one is going to solve the problem. No one is going to change their lifestyle. It's only going to get worse. This is nothing. In just a few short years, everyone will be begging for the temperature to drop down to a mere 40.3C.

[@cyanmaelstrom]

I live in Oklahoma, so I can confirm. It is Hell in here, both in politics and weather.

[@travishimebaugh8381]

Happy birthday Benny! I've lived with five dogs, watched two grow up and two pass on, and they sniff you in spirit

[@tami4951]

Happy Birthday, Benny! Who's a good boy?!🐶

[@johngomes8874]

Great segment.. happy birthday benny

[@traekas7228]

Happy birthday 🎂, Benny!

[@danoeb-g418]

I always forget that the weather here in Canada is so extreme. Where I live the temperature swings about 80-90 degrees Celsius. From about 45 to -45 throughout the year

[@DneilB007]

Or, if you’re in Calgary, in 45 minutes when the chinook hits

[@giannaleng1897]

Canada has also been under heat wave warnings but they’re actually pretty common during summer time. Our weather just fluctuates like fucking crazy throughout the year. It’s -45 degrees celsius in winter and 40 degrees in summer. It’s actually shaping up to be 30 degrees feeling like 40 today in Ottawa where I’m from 🫠 it’s a fucking nightmare lmao

[@stainlesssteelfox1]

104 degrees Fahrenheit. As a Brit, I'd like to point out that stone buildings are also good for keeping heat out.

[@jenniferburns2530]

Happy birthday Benny! Keep loving your dad so he can keep us sane.

[@dunfordjoseph6141]

Hello Jennifer. How are you doing?

[@laalaa99stl]

Why should Bannon care about being in contempt of Congress if he's already in contempt of the US Constitution?

[@couragekarnga8735]

And the rest of us hold him in general contempt!

[@richard1472]

He'll get his indictment while he's serving time for contempt of congress. Oh, the irony!

[@gamepapa1211]

If I could upvote your comment more than once I would.

[@paulclissold1525]

Bannon knows its all temporary post november the slate gets wiped clean. Republicans will overcome.

[@myownbiz5461]

Not to mention, decent hygiene!

[@newhorizonsforfifty2833]

That thing he does with the calculator is EXACTLY how I feel about calculating that mess out.

[@tmarritt]

If it helps don't bother converting. 0 is freezing temp of water. 100 is boiling point. And one more important one to remember is that human body temp is around 37.5° so anything approaching that number is very uncomfortable, anything exceeding it is dangerous.

[@blaze556922]

Actually that's not at all how dog years work. We've adjusted that scale quite some time ago. The first two years of a dog's life are equal to 25 years and then they age approximately 4 years for every human year after that. Most animals mature quickly. Many can even walk within hours of being born.

[@blaze556922]

@darknightoftroy It doesn't matter to everyone but some people like to have a gauge for their little furry companions lifespans. No worries friend :)

[@hereigoagain5050]

Benny's bday cake made me fall out of my chair!

[@jwilk5606]

8:13 Wow, Steve looks more appealing in the court drawings, than in real life lol

[@pandoraeeris7860]

Executive Privilege never applied to Bannon no matter what Trump said.

[@Opus313]

Oprah must have been in New York lately. You get a joint... and you get a joint... everybody gets a joint!

[@Marijuanifornia]

It's too bad that stoners don't care about weed. Weed stopped Hitler and will stop climate change, too. The US government has a lot of information online about this, but no one cares because they're too busy buying corporate weed that was grown indoors using electricity derived from fossil fuels, adding to climate change. Good job, Americans.

[@Hemojang]

Thank you so much for putting this on YT!

[@therelaxationstation5258]

Happy Birthday Benny !! 🤗🤗🤗❤️❤️❤️🎊🎉🎈🎈

[@janetbeebe6578]

OMG! I forgot how much I missed Stephen Colbert. 🥰

[@TheWtfanime]

I can’t even find the time to get mad at bannon, the terrible person he is. This climate change, drought, fires and heat waves horror stories in the news are truly making me fear for the future. Please vote out people like manchin and vote in people who actually understand the threat of climate change.

[@couragekarnga8735]

And politicians just keep on living their rich lives...

[@ttyler2014]

I agree we have bigger issues, but a lot of them are due to people such as bannon and those he influences. Enjoy every victory life hands you so you don't become bitter or depressed, I'm from the south and I'd enjoy not hearing his bullshit for a couple years

[@gamepapa1211]

Until the time when old fossils who will die in two or three years are voted out of office, there won't be any change for climate change. The good news is they're old, and they will die soon. And I hope when they rot in their graves, the people will take the opportunity to vote in younger folks who actually cared if they're going to live in a post-apocalyptic dystopian world or not in the next twenty years.

[@cc1k435]

@@ttyler2014 ...or ever again!

[@noname7271]

We don't need to fear the future. It's coming for us whether we want to admit it or not. These crimes against our planet have been happening for decades, but now it's finally boiling over... just like our climate.

[@sanjosejazzfan]

That was Stephen Colbert doing Regis Philbin doing Steve Bannon. And that's my final answer, Stephen.

[@alimfuzzy]

I remember at school in Australia there was a rumour if it hit 40C you get to go home. Nope, you still have to spend it in the demountable classroom where the fans don't work and the windows don't open.

[@krejados1]

In Germany, the schools would announce Hitze-frei (heat-free) on super-hot days. Instead of ending at 1300, the school day ended at 11:20. That was way back in the 70s (Gads but I'm old!)

[@Supernov4]

"Why can't they stay puppies forever" -Matt Gaetz probably

[@henrygvidonas9573]

That was wholly unnecessary! Matt Gaetz should never be talked about in polite society, just like all other inflamed bloody haemorrhoids!

[@faustocardy5018]

This is one of the funniest monologues from Colbert this year 🤣🤣

[@bethnasca4720]

Thank you for another great monologue. You really are awesome 😎

[@kristinem9171]

This was a particularly hilarious monolog I think there's onky one other i laughed at harder!!

[@risingdawn2day]

Oh thank goodness. I was low key depressed without my colbert fix. I almost ran out of interwebs to fill my revenge bedtime hours.

[@mrtompinney]

My dog heard the cake was shaped like a stranger’s crotch and perked up. 😂😂

[@nidialuccioni4476]

Happy Birthday Benny ! So Cute So Adorable So Precious Little Doggy

[@susiehenders]

We love your British tailored jokes over here! Thanks Stephen 😁

[@petertaylor4980]

I was puzzled by the mint jelly.

[@joshoshea3194]

@@petertaylor4980 yeah me to what was that about? Unless he means mint sauce that we put on lamb for Sunday dinner?

[@hannahdyson7129]

@@petertaylor4980 The food they associate with our cuisine isn't something most of us eat. I don't know anyone who eats spotted dick / black pudding / jellied eels. It's a bit like us assuming they eat pancakes or breakfast pizza every day

[@petertaylor4980]

@@hannahdyson7129, sure, but they're at least things which have associations: spotted dick is a traditional English pudding; black pudding is part of a really complete full English breakfast; jellied eels are traditional Cockney pub grub. But mint jelly appears to be an American invention. A better analogy would be Brits claiming that haggis is a stereotypical food to eat in the US.

[@monikajcm5563]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Lots of love from the UK, from a very pale British redhead 👩🏻‍🦰😘🥰

[@nyerineu3388]

SebumSteve, Jabba the Putz, what a pair of Schmucks ....luv it!

[@IndySidhu88]

LOL Farenheight is based off a freezing temperature of a brine solution made from water, ice, and salt ammonium chloride. Whereas Celsius is based off just water and its boiling and freezing temperatures - which is more relatable to everyone. Get with the times, US!

[@myriamickx7969]

Which is also the reason why every country in the world has adopted the Celsius system... except of course the US and some of their colonies.

[@atomthegreat541]

I usually wait till the morning to watch these when I wake up because it boosts my serotonin level in a major way, at least i feel like it does and, if it feels like it does, then it does..

[@lavoz7456]

I love Stephen’s show, never go on vacation please lol.

[@gracemunich1476]

we all need vacation but please not not Stephen and Trevor at the same time….please…kind request

[@normanross2668]

I wish someone would share the UK heat story with that "good oil boy" Joe Manchin.

[@krejados1]

He don't even care about his own constituents, let alone his own country. Why would he give any phucks about the UK?

[@twstf8905]

The monolog was a little funnier than usual tonight lol I just had to come down here and say it! (apparently) 😅 Not that it's not always funny, some nights are funnier than others, I'll admit. But, the audience in particular, and I found myself laughing significantly more than most nights! (thanks for letting me get that off my chest lol It was an uncontrollably compelled FYI) ✌

[@cynthiahernandez3598]

looooove when he brings out that stupid calculator thing! Lol

[@remylewis8721]

"Morphius before labor day" took me out

[@viperleader001]

I love it when he breaks down mathematics and science!!!!

[@MkE1121]

It is never good when you live in Tulsa, Ok and your town makes Stephen's monologue - it's always always a bad sign.

[@danielgehring7437]

Take heart, at least "Oklahoma Man" doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well as "Florida Man" so you'll probably never get that level of infamy.

[@RjbigIamMe]

I'm just gonna embrace our new state song! Too funny.

[@RjbigIamMe]

@@danielgehring7437 Not for lack of trying.

[@sassiejoan]

Happy birthday, Benny! 🐾🎉🇦🇺

[@dunfordjoseph6141]

Hello sassie . How are you doing?

[@acenterprices]

My wife passed last Sunday July 17 2022. She love your show. Thank you for all the laughs.

[@alanai1981]

I’m sorry to hear that. 🙏🏾

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

I’m very sorry for your loss 😔

[@dailybunnymemes2545]

Watched Stephen Colbert. Now I can sleep.

[@billyakin3301]

Bennie is 30 today dammit!🤣 Happy birthday Bennie!!

[@CJFerg81]

I see Benny, I click. More please 😁

[@CS-pi5oc]

I hope to live long enough to hear the world is working climate control, waste control, and women having rights.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

D'awwww, Happy Birthday Benny! 🎂🐶🎉🤗

[@starrdust13]

Awww Benny 🥹 too adorable! So glad Stephen is back 😊

[@gixellia8455]

Oh, I love Benny!

[@lestereliza9445]

You shouldn't make fun of Celsius when you're in one of the only countries on the planet that doesn't use it.

[@McCammalot]

It's for the audience.

[@mariag.8242]

He’s making fun of Muricans who don’t understand furrin numbers

[@emaarredondo-librarian]

8:13. In case someone is wondering, that image is "Saturn Devouring His Son," a painting by Spanish artist Francisco de Goya. "It depicts the Greek myth of the Titan Cronus (known as Saturn in Roman mythology) eating one of his offspring. Fearing a prophecy foretold by Gaea that predicted he would be overthrown by one of his children, Saturn ate each one upon their birth." (Wikipedia) In his last years, it appears Goya was depressed. His bleak "Black Paintings" (which he painted on his home's walls!) show that.

[@MaryamofShomal]

As an Anglophile who loves gingers: yes, all of you, please come to America 😆🥰

[@eternalskeptic]

He invited He incited They rioted Then he denied it Even though he'd implied it Now he MUST be indicted.