It’s eclipse time babey!!!

I'm finally back! Sorry for making you guys wait so long, I've been pretty busy. I recently got accepted into my dream college and it turns out the admissions process has a ton of paper work lol.
It's near finals week for me and probably for some of y'all as well so hopefully this video can give you guys a nice fun break before you get back to studying.
If you would like to get more involved in the twilight fandom or even make friends with similar interests, please check out the Twilight Renaissance on tumblr!
I just want to say thank you so much for all of the support, everyone is so nice in the comments, and I can't believe my Edward video has over a million views now!!! Thanks again, I'll begin working on the rest of the eclipse series when finals week is over. Stay safe everyone!
[Footage]
0:01 - Loona TV #139
0:42 - Jenna Marbles "I'm a disco ball"
2:14 - Britney Broski & Sarah Schauer "Post Quarantine Laws We'd Propose"
2:53 - Loona TV #358
3:12 - Spider Man 3
3:32 and 3:34 and 6:50 - Oprah famous car give away
4:31 - Drag queens silently sipping drinks _ Drag Race ASMR
5:19 - Parks and Rec
5:36 - "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!" Austin Parrish
5:43 - Stranger Things
7:48 - "It was a cultural reset" Rose Mcgowan
7:58 - When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!
9:38 - Tiffany Pollard "I'm so powerful my mind ugh it amazes me sometimes"
9:54 - Coco Montrese "Get her jade!"
10:16 - Harrison Ford "baby boy baby"
[Music]
0:07 and 5:37 - "Do the hustle" Van McCoy
0:13 - "Eclipse" Kim Lip
0:44 and 7:05 - "mii music"
1:10 - "I can hear the bells" Hairspray
1:34 and 2:33 - "Take a Bow" Rihanna
1:44 - "Tomfoolery" sponge bob
2:03 - "Able Sisters" animal crossing new horizons
2:24 and 9:56 - "Chiraq" Nicki Minaj ft lil herb
2:36 - seungkwan kim bap video
2:53- UUUHHHNNN "censorship"
3:28- "The Boys Are Back" High School Musical
3:37and 5:50 - "wii shop music"
4:30- "Only" Nicki Minaj
4:48 and 8:16 - "Re tail" animal crossing new leaf
6:30 - "kill bill ironside sirens"
7:27 - "stupid" Ashnikko ft. Yung Baby Tate
10:10 - "grass skirt chase" sponge bob
10:27- Hannah Montana transition
10:41 - "Like a G6" Far East movement
10:53 - "Anaconda" Nicki Minaj x "Re Tail" ac new leaf REMIX by bananabutt on soundcloud

[@SyntheticRose]

All time codes and songs are in the description :) if there are any errors, please let me know!

[@raybear1135]

Will u b doing a sequel to this

[@SyntheticRose]

@@raybear1135 of course! I have so much of the movie left to edit so there's gonna be a few more parts :)

[@raybear1135]

@@SyntheticRose I can't wait u r so amazing and awesome

[@SyntheticRose]

b x b y m o o n uuum sure if you want? I’ve never done this before soooo everybody go check out b x b y m o o n’s channel! they update far more frequently than I do hahaha

[@mariakara2419]

here to stay HOLY SHIT these are fucking golden dude!! like wtf i actually love these & your humor!! 🤩🤯👏🏼 also you made me read the first book & i read it in four days & wow!! finally did it and now i have to read the rest...

[@sleepyghostgirl]

I like how bella is like totally ready to give up her humanity, her soul, everything about her mortal life to be with edward but marriage is where she draws the line

[@misspopcoin2204]

What was up with that??? It can't have been just because she was scared people would think she was pregnant. Even when she was walking down the aisle, she looked terrified.

[@neftalicortez2625]

She didn't wanna get married she just wanted to get some vampire ass

[@alexandrar4572]

@@neftalicortez2625 YES💀👏👏

[@MissSilver355]

I think she thought she was too young

[@dreyadakid3840]

She didn’t want to get married because she saw how her parents marriage ended badly and basically viewed marriage as a jinx, it’s stated in the books

[@RedHairedRiot]

Wait so you’re telling me...the camera specifically panned to Jasper...when Anna Kendrick said “cowboy”?.... They knew what they were doing

[@lenora-yoder]

part of me was like... was Alice a rockstar at some point???

[@e.k.d6181]

@@lenora-yoder OMG! It can be! She doesnt remember her past obviously, when she is found but she can be some kind of important person. And her personality suits very well with a rock star

[@kieranewman2030]

@@e.k.d6181 thats where she gets her fashion sense

[@0001-exe]

Wait, i dont get this

[@DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy]

@@0001-exe I think is cause jasper is texan

[@thiccbexi5417]

the whole "we stan a man who respects consent" is just utterly attractive to me? like the bar is SO LOW, but his aggressiveness towards her consent is just UGh

[@MR-nt1bd]

I think his aggressiveness is more jealousy/anger

[@Ashley-Lopez]

Same tbh...

[@AnonJess]

@@MR-nt1bd His whole character is about making sure Bella is 1. Safe and 2. Happy. Yes he's jealous of Jacob, but that's kind of to be expected when he's trying to mack on Bella 24/7??? But it really pissed him off that Jacob kissed her without her consent because it made her 1. Unsafe and 2. Unhappy.

[@ahaha6961]

@@MR-nt1bd ehhh, maybe in the movies it might seem that way, but in the book bella actually asks if hes so aggressive (to Jacob) bc of jealousy but he says its 100% about her safety for him

[@myjjk]

@@MR-nt1bd tw// non-con I’m late but I just wanted to say that he’s actually very respectful of consent, there’s a scene in the books (and the movies, I think Eclipse but I’m not quite sure) where he admits he used to kill rapists and murders to feed himself. So, yeah, I don’t think it’s jealousy. He is a decent person

[@sydneymccaskey4350]

I love how Edward says “if you ever touch her against her will again “ Instead of saying “don’t kiss my girl” AN ACTUAL KING 👑

[@beckyweiss6072]

90% sure that’s Rob’s doing. Edward in the books claims he does the things he does for her “protection” but lbr it’s 💯 him being possessive af. They tweaked Eclipse a lot in the movies and it’s bc they needed to. The whole book is nothing but red flags for an abusive relationship when it comes to both Edward and Jacob’s dynamics

[@itsdrea2353]

@@beckyweiss6072 From my memory, the book states that before he went “vegetarian” the only people he used to kill were rapists and murderers. I think book Edward was even less aggressive than the movie counterpart. It was always emphasized that he cares about two things; Bella’s safety and Bella’s happiness.

[@08saanvihaleangadi42]

I frel like u need an Oscar for saying this I agree to what u said

[@chaewsyun_]

IKRRRR

[@Crimson19977]

@@beckyweiss6072 lol what do u expect in a vampire and a human relationship. Of course it gonna be doomed from the beginning and a lots of red flags.

[@X0TrueAlpha0X]

When ever Jasper pops into a scene it gets 100x more interesting

[@theatrekidwithinternetacce704]

YESSS

[@princesscutsmahwrist]

I love him sm lmao

[@Brenna-pi9hk]

Team Jasper.

[@lapinchegato4904]

I FORGOT HOW SCARY EDWARD LOOKS WHEN HES MAD THOSE BLACK EYES ARE ALSHISVV

[@jennjenn3134]

Okay but like also hot

[@ashleejones8217]

Jenn Jenn he looks like an alien lol

[@dinouwip.2733]

@@ashleejones8217 I WHEEZED 💀

[@ashleejones8217]

P e b b l e s haha thanks. ... But it’s true, am I right?!

[@eros-arcana]

Lol no, he really doesn't, like not scary at all tbh😹

[@xxan4716]

From now on, ‘Edward loves musicals’ is the ONLY Twilight discourse I will subject myself to.

[@SyntheticRose]

He’s probably been to Broadway a bunch of times and has seen every version of phantom of the opera lol

[@leilamonahan]

@@SyntheticRose YESSSS PHANTOM GANGGGG

[@morningradio3116]

@@leilamonahan he was probably jelly he couldn't be the inspiration for the original phantom

[@lula1626]

😅

[@lula1626]

@@SyntheticRose ah

[@eva-wh3mm]

Can we all just agree that seth is a national treasure

[@ily2976]

Y e s

[@ning_dungie]

*y e s*

[@baileyshort2784]

y e s

[@_Starzy]

*_Y e s_*

[@meisrat4004]

Yeah when he “died” in the last movie I almost started crying lol

[@kxena2913]

I never realized how much I loved Emmet’s himbo energy holy shit

[@amber2616]

7:03 totally agree! Charlie has some weird moments in the books that really walk over Bella's decisions regarding her friends and relationships. He often encouraged jake to pursue Bella even thought Bella said multiple times that SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT

[@patiencewallace8453]

I think it’s because he liked Jake more. He really disliked Edward- with good reason. It’s just the parent in him wanting the best from his daughter even if it isn’t great

[@n00bjack]

FINALLY SOMEONE CALLS JAKE OUT FOR BEING A "NICE GUY" (probs cause we all finally grew up and realised how creepy it was lol)

[@jorcilainedamasceno5501]

Nope, when I read the book at 11 I LITERALLY broke down crying because my mom was siding with Jacob and I thought that she would react just like Charlie in the books if someone acted like Jacob acted in the movie/book. And she said “it’s just a movie”

[@aximaysosa8885]

Ugh I loved him so much in the first and second book but then after that he started being a douche and forcing himself on Bella. That forced kiss was disgusting. He basking in the moment for himself even though he could tell she wanted nothing to do with it. When she went limp because she realized she couldn't get him off of her, I almost puked.

[@jessparras9472]

He forced her to kiss him TWICE. utterly disgusting. In the book when he kisses her the first time, she pushes him away but it seems to only spur him on and so he kisses her again aggressively and she just goes limp and numb. Then later near the tent he says he will literally let himself be killed if she doesnt kiss him which is somehow even worse. Hes nasty I dont vibe with Team Jacob people

[@ilselopez2311]

When I was like 13 I was all team Jacob and even thought the forced kiss scene was kinda hot. Then I grew up and realised Jacob was a real asshole. Both of them were, but Edward is slightly better than Jacob.

[@Zombina638]

Amira no

[@Ana-ldqm]

Sorry, but Charlie is the cutest twilight character. He’s like 24/7 proud of Bella.

[@theatrekidwithinternetacce704]

@Caroline Blandford JASPER?!?!

[@theatrekidwithinternetacce704]

@Caroline Blandford Fine, both

[@localcommenter2876]

Carlisle? =w=

[@localcommenter2876]

@Dabi did I say that I liked him?

[@localcommenter2876]

@Dabi He's a cute character in general but no I don't like him _that_ way

[@littlearies3862]

Seth is a baby and deserves to be protected from everything. The fact that a lot of fans make him and Edward be in a brotherly-best-friend relationship makes me so happy.

[@tahlia1904]

yes ikr

[@mochwoch]

SETH SUPREMACY 💕💪💪✨😍🥺

[@filo4854]

I love Seth but him being boo boo Stewart complicates things 😟

[@littlearies3862]

@@filo4854 Why? What happened?

[@mochwoch]

@@filo4854 HELP- THIS IS FAX

[@dallas.tg18]

Edward: “let me give you a clue, wait for her to say the words.” Me: **internally screaming**

[@persefoniajax]

All the Jasper jokes were great! Eclipse was 100% Jasper's peak.

[@raefridley]

bruh you already know the Cullens got bullied for their jewelry

[@Nyx.Voneverik]

Bars

[@mavisnightwell]

Forgot Edward's disco ball skin lol, they jelly that he unicorn.

[@vee9757]

They are jewelry lmao it sounded funny in my head

[@obsidionyx]

honestly edward's sideburn distracted me the whole movie

[@jazzh8211]

OMG SAME

[@MaeveIsConfused]

Theyre a fucking disgrace

[@kingtoph86]

Desgostang

[@samaira.mishra]

EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYY

[@seriouslyok]

omfg, i literally fking hated his sideburns in eclipse, they were so hairy and YIKES 💀

[@harushouse]

THE THREE OF THEM WERE ALL TOXIC. Jacob is all like "you DO like me you're just not sure what you want" and Edward is like "hi I love you. But don't speak to me ever. I can't stay away from you. I'm gonna kill myself if you leave me" and Bella is just obsessed with Edward and dying

[@bella-nina]

ikr😳😂

[@KittyKat15222]

Edward gaslights her as well. Jacob is just WAY too in love with her. I’m team Jacob but he NEEDS to stop-

[@harls_974]

@@KittyKat15222 SMEYER RUINED HIM-

[@KittyKat15222]

I Don't Care That You Broke Your Elbow its so sad 😔✊

[@harushouse]

@Pyotr V wait really? I thought that was only for vampires when it involved blood 😯

[@leshejulies3527]

Jacob kissing Bella without her consent and continuing to persue her even after she made it clear that she wasn't interested in him will NEVER be okay. But let's also not forget that Bella was ready to give up her mortality literally her soul to be with Edward and Eddie did some shady things too. That's why Im neither Team Edward nor Team Jacob. P.S The Twilight series would be so much cooler if they did a remake but from the Quileutes perspective!

[@zaydenfalls8792]

Right I wanna see the quileutes get slaughtered by the children of the moon we never seen them cause there all was killed

[@fiaa.6539]

What shady things did edward do?

[@zaydenfalls8792]

@@fiaa.6539 I think he mean like stalking her

[@zaydenfalls8792]

@Sunny Unathi what you mean

[@zaydenfalls8792]

@@a.p738 one because her self preservation stat is 1. 2.Bella is a Mary sue she can do what she want and have no repercussions like she's his singer but somehow he's able to resist her blood i call bullshit he should've drained her after James bit her and lastly she hated being human and was selfish, all the times she asked Edward to change her knowing she will have to fake her death

[@jadeabailey7371]

"The Volturi- still love capes despite edna mode's warnings" THE INCREDIBLES Lol

[@lynxqueen2262]

Bella: I'm Switzerland Emmet: *In the background* I CALL FRANCE Bella: wtf that's not how that works Emmet: *bursts in with an old Renaissance suit* I'M FRANCE

[@estantedaisa]

this really happend I was there

[@ghoulsanddarts9601]

Lynx Hufflepuff gurl i see you every where and i just wanna say: *youre AMAZING*

[@lynxqueen2262]

@@ghoulsanddarts9601 aww thanks!!

[@eunicelemus4879]

Peak comedy, my friend.

[@lynxqueen2262]

@@eunicelemus4879 XD

[@aidahehir9429]

Seth is literally the cutest and underrated byee

[@marleenlaigu2297]

Yesssss!!!!

[@sappy.3xe]

team seth 🥺✊

[@dribaby98]

I literally love Seth with my whole heart.

[@zhanghaofrfr]

i'm the 1 thousandth like byee 😂

[@FlautistAcacia]

HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY

[@rafaella2952]

we are all in the twilight phase AGAIN because of the quarantine. And I can't deny it,its GREAT. its 2012 again😂

[@sashal1493]

Valentina Rafaella Jerez We are, and like you, I am absolutely HERE FOR IT.

[@salem6991]

I’m about to reread the hold dang series

[@jacy5246]

Midnight sun is coming out officially this summer so a bunch of new twilight videos are happening rn

[@ElBartoooooooo]

Fuck yeah

[@lanai7875]

Just relaized Rosalie is Damon Salvatores baby mama

[@yespls4184]

A truly iconic couple

[@ringarden3080]

Vampires always find love within thyselves lamoaaooaoa

[@nickifieldhouse4337]

I’m so glad to see Seth getting the recognition he deserves, I love him so much.

[@sandradelgadoleon1868]

Idk why no one mentions how wholesome all Seth and Edward’s interactions are I live for that shit ( also when Emmet and Embry defended each other on the fight after fighting when chasing Victoria gave me life)

[@littlearies3862]

I know right!!?

[@squidpigeon7048]

oh my god im already dying at DRAMATIC MUSIC "i've never seen your house"

[@lace685]

That was honestly my favorite part

[@melaniequai1504]

Time stamp?

[@haannaahkaylee]

my serotonin has RISEN

[@hannahchen5608]

why are we the same person

[@brooklynnzahler4514]

I agree so hard.

[@paprikamajora7323]

watching this at 2 am after napping the whole day i can say issa mood

[@AndreaSalgado-dc7rq]

When you realize why you are so awkward with guys is because you grew up with thinking that the whole twilight series with Bella and Edwards relationship was normal

[@jewelj3069]

Omg I used to love girly stuff but I watched this and I started hating girly stuff and start behaving awkwardly around guys NOW EVEN IF I WANT I CAN'T BEHAVE Normally around guys nd I can't wear girly stuff bcz I don't know how to behave/ handle the stuff🤦

[@TheCousinTrio]

This video is funny but Jacob is the main reason Eclipse is my least favorite book/movie. I hate how his character went from sweet and innocent friend to ‘nice guy’ in the friendzone. Bella made it clear to him multiple times that she wasn’t interested in him in a romantic way and he just ignored her. I also really hated him in Breaking Dawn, especially when he basically rubbed it in her face that he ‘imprinted’ on her new born baby.

[@Nil-tz6gy]

She shouldn've maimed him for that

[@mimienchanted9339]

"edward will remain in sad boy mode until bella's return" is basically the entire series summarized loollllllll edit: I ALDSJ/DS LOST IT AT THE JACOD NICEGUY FEDORA ICON AT 6:14 HIS DIALOGUE REALLY DOES READ LIKE SHITTY TEXTS OMGGG

[@cureidolsmile9820]

Someone: have you watched Twilight Me, having only watched these: *Yes*

[@laurawatford8713]

same lol, i think i'll read the books soon though, i've heard they're better than the movies

[@heatherhawkeye4840]

@@laurawatford8713 read the books first, THEY ARE SOO MUCH BETTER. I would also watch the movie right after too so you can compare but in my professional (not really) opinion, the books fare off better. I finished Twilight a couple of days ago and the book is hella better.

[@isabellatigner3058]

the jake text messages SENT ME 😭😂😂😂

[@econartist_therealest]

seth our UNPROBLEMATIC king, i love him sm

[@fani437]

2:36 lol Seungkwan's "Oh MY GOSH! WHT ARe U zoING now? Are you kidding me?" And yasss LOONA at the beginning *chef's kiss* Haseul and Heejin wholesome cuties 10:21 Johnny's "dISgUsTINg" lol

[@nedarutkauskaite]

Kpop stans 🤟✨

[@raysamayta900]

I STAN Seth and Leah , they deserved so much better 💓

[@SyntheticRose]

The Clearwater family holds a special place in my heart 💕

[@Melmeltheclown]

Give the Clearwaters a spin-off 2020

[@SyntheticRose]

Pretti-Blue-Queen that’s a galaxy brain idea I love it

[@itselada]

"jasper would love that cowboy hat" killed me

[@celinebellajean6349]

Nobody: Nobody at all: Jacob: I kissed Bella, and she broke her hand punching my face

[@Tasha22Bella]

And he still thinks she has the hots for him😩😂🙈

[@daniellerogan4554]

✨ Total misunderstanding ✨

[@Donjuliosmother]

I got scared like I was actually there . Is hE goNNa BelieVE It??

[@shandellarciaga1754]

I DIED WATCHING THAT SCENE, EDWARD WAS SO MAD 😩😩

[@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella]

😭Shutup😭💀

[@DANIELA-iw1zb]

4:26 “if it bothers you so much you can buy him one with daddy’s money” I’m dying after that scene

[@vanillacoffeeaddict]

5:04 just listen closely to seths little squeek it’s so cute🥺❤️

[@jojihye]

omg i jus heard it!! so cute hwofkcjcn even more in love w him HAHAH

[@mollieb6233]

I stand by the belief that they made robert pattinson grow out his side burns to make him uglier on purpose so they could fuel the love triangle and support Team Jacob for the movie. Can’t convince me otherwise

[@laurabulaya296]

Uglier???😂😂😂💀 I can't breath-

[@scar5819]

I’m pretty sure they count as a beard now too. 😂

[@bella-nina]

#teamjacob !!

[@lxnks_crxpse]

@@bella-nina nah bruv Jacob is an basically an incel. He basically wanted to force Bella into liking him and thats gross

[@Loch_Nessa]

UGLIER?

[@sparkylikestrash3788]

the jacob as r/niceguys really put it into perspective for me,, like I felt icky about it before, but my jaw literally dropped

[@goddessnyx4153]

Why does this give me so much second hand embarrassment? Deadass should've been called "Social anxiety: the movie"

[@madpsina]

riiight, as a child, I couldn't watch it with my parents because I was so embarrassed for no reason. after a few years I watched it alone. and it was still awkward °~°

[@incrediblectopus]

The reason I have never been able to watch through a whole twilight movie to this day

[@MsRosekat]

I'm so glad gen Z is revisiting this and coming correct with C O N S E N T

[@GamesofFate-id8yi]

🤢🤮 only nerds fock you

[@anxiousbean1685]

I love how they switched Victoria to Bryce Dallas Howard as if we wouldn’t notice. I remember watching Eclipse for the first time and thinking Wait what the heck

[@yespls4184]

Right?! She's a good actress but she gives a WHOLE different vibe to the character

[@memesnguyen4457]

edward saying "marry me, bella" while kissing her in a flower field?! wouldn't have to ask me twice :))

[@TangerineRuh]

omgg the part when edward is kissing bella infrot of jacob and all those clips of people sippingggg looooool i dieed

[@ameliasmith6402]

can we talk about how her acting was like okay in this movie?

[@clarawilloughby5449]

" the side burns they're so huge its like they're taunting me" i laughed so hard

[@s.iyanaa]

Leah need soooo much more love, and she doesn’t get enough screen time either :(

[@olliehernandez3934]

Seth Clearwater: *Is a precious bb boy, sweet, innocent Cinnamon roll that needs to be protected.* Me: I would die for him.

[@zaniyanewsome8243]

Exactly Seth needs to be protected at all costs.

[@Tasha22Bella]

Yes he is!!! ❤️

[@hecateblythe488]

I'm team Edward solely because of that scene where he almost tears Jacob apart bc he kissed bella without her consent and then later admits he would let bella kiss him so long as she consented to it. Love that spunky little disco ball🥰 Edit: JWNDKXOSKEJRJNR I KNEW THE BELLA BEING THROWN AGAINST THE WALL WOULD BE THE GLASS SHATTER IN THAT BIRTHDAY VINE MEME THING BUT I LOST MY SHIT WHEN I WATCHED THAT EJRNFJDKENRKDLSLSLEK

[@lasthope3237]

Not gonna disagree that a person can leave their partner any time they want and can then consent to kiss someone else but Edward willingly let her kiss him and still being in a relation ship with her afterwords makes him a cuck and totally pathetic

[@mae3508]

İ dont know if this channel is a fan channel or a hate one lol. Either way i love itttt

[@theqwertykeyvoard100]

definitely love, no one full of hate would make edits these good

[@BeautyInTheDarkness1]

I think it's like a fan channel that can also make fun of it 👌

[@josie9854g]

For real 😂

[@bstmeg5237]

Same , I hope it’s both cu I grew up with twilight it was a good book when I needed it in high school but also lol 😂 I like it

[@taralucent1219]

@@bstmeg5237 It definitely has it's problems, but I still love it.

[@kiana_bon_vivant]

“guy, gal, and non-binary pal” LMAO I LOVE YOU FOR THAT💀💃🏻✨

[@Harpylady269]

I love your editing of Rosalie's storyline with Bella. Fantastic work

[@HaiWorldz]

"messin with my truck dipstick" will always send me flying I just can't-

[@Sara-dp5dg]

"yeah that's what you said last time" when I tell you I SCREAMED!! I forgot Bella said that to Alice 🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀💀💀

[@aaliya5996]

it was so out of pocket 😭😭😭

[@brooklynaaliyah4483]

Yo during the scene in 6:43 i never really noticed it as a kid but honestly? My respect for Edward just went up a whole lot more "Well let me give you a clue, wait for HER to say the words!" I honestly wish more ppl (both guys & girls) would understand this concept, even if someone seems confused that doesn't just give you free reign to try and decide what they want for them, if they say something like "Im not sure right now so im gonna say no" then just leave it at that, if someone is unsure of what they want/ what they are doing with a person (relationship wise or sexual) then that means that they are in no position to be guided into a relationship/action by you, you can't just go "oh so if you don't know what you want right now then we can just try abc or do xyz" or "ill just wait till you say your ready for me" (that last quotation would be in the situation that someone says no/they don't wanna and the other party is like oh ill wait then, which is basicly like trying to wait someone out in hopes that they'll eventually cave and say yes) anyways now im ranting but yea i thought about that

[@Tasha22Bella]

Preach on it 🙌👏

[@ArtsykatDCH]

EXACTLY. EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN THIS. it would save the person from so much emotional manipulation

[@sazaelav]

PERIOD #TEAM EDWARD FO EVA

[@maddieandsummer4402]

Yeah ur right jacob needs to take a hint like she dont like u bro move on and just because im team jacob it doesnt mean imma defend him in every situation even when he did something wrong. Like he needs to respect her decision but im still team jacob either way.

[@loonyhype9527]

“From now on I’m Switzerland okay?!” That’s probably the best line in the movie

[@jjjlove2260]

I squealed at 1:10 when "I can hear the bells" played. I love Hairspray!

[@brunadalexandre]

"he's the most dangerous disco ball in the word" I can't I really can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wooof.]

6:52 Video regarding Edward: we Stan for a man who respects consent Me: dafaq didn't he climb into her room and watch her sleep for months without her knowing?!??¿?

[@SyntheticRose]

true dat, watching her sleep was really creepy and i'm sure if rosalie ever found out she would rip his arms off haha but I really like the line "wait for her to say the words" , maybe he regrets his past creepy behavior and has hopefully learned the error of his ways

[@Victoria-eo1xp]

@@SyntheticRose Was that scene really about consent? I always thought by "the words" Edward was talking about Bella accepting his marriage proposal/saying I do. Or in other words picking him over Jacob even tho that's been clear from the start 😂

[@SyntheticRose]

Victoria yea it’s about consent :) Jacobs says “she’s not sure what she wants” and Edward replies “let me give you a clue wait for her to say the words” meaning that Jacob should not touch Bella unless she explicitly gives him permission to do so, in other words consent

[@Victoria-eo1xp]

@@SyntheticRose Yea because Jacob says she's not sure what she wants that's why I always thought "the words" was supposed to be Bella's decision. But wow ok so maybe Edward isn't too bad after all lmao

[@ahhuhhh9785]

@@Victoria-eo1xp yeah plus the scene beings with Edward flying outta the house shrieking about not touching Bella without her consent

[@crazy4myself857]

I feel like we have the same energy and we’d just connect

[@ElBartoooooooo]

You and 38076 other people

[@kpopmessedmalifeup]

The fact that you included LOONA, is just lovely INNIT (:

[@zoepaulino8166]

6:21 the way bellas so CLEARLY uncomfortable and he continues💀

[@sim_dtch]

Love Leah too!I feel so bad for her.But I love how she left Sam's pack bcz she was DONE!I respect that about her alot!

[@sim_dtch]

For me,the best part of the vid was *I wanna be a cowboy baby* under Jasper,during Jessica's speech.That was just _chef's kiss_ 🤣👌🏼 I can't stop picturing those old guys on the carousel.hehe

[@Ashcash99.99]

I know right. Idk why the movie did her so wrong, as a matter of fact, movie did wrong to so many characters. She went through a lot and that's the reason why she is so bitter and that is totally understandable. I love her character and how she left the pack to move ahead in life. I really wish Meyer would have written what happens to her story after breaking dawn.

[@xInnerlaughx]

Your meme knowledge is unreal like - truly impressive it blows my mind with every video.

[@anushkas9907]

4 minutes in and I’m already waiting for breaking down breaking dawn

[@eamnra05]

I can't believe i read that as Breaking don Breaking daon WHAATTTTY????? 😂😂😂

[@kirthana9220]

Sameee i cannot wait !!!!

[@amaliarios78]

Literally!

[@milkjugjugglermate7994]

edwards side burns were lowkey the scariest things here

[@nataliawashington872]

I’m so glad you point out the whole Book!Charlie being happy Jacob kissed his daughter without consent

[@lynxqueen2262]

Damn I love Alice! Quit hurting her feelings BeLlA

[@lynxqueen2262]

@BELLA CULLEN wtf?! I did a double take on your name

[@godcomplex2035]

"Major in philosophy, because there's no way to turn that into a job!" Little did she know that when the cullens moved, (best boy)Jasper majored in philosophy. Thats your fun twilight fact for the day,,!

[@godcomplex2035]

Or maybe Seth was best boy...? Who knows?

[@somebodyiguess6448]

Freaking little Booboo Stuart has me WEAK hes so ADORAAAAAABLLLLLEEEE

[@elijahwinchester6690]

He's precious

[@dani4300]

"FrOm NoW oN iM sWiTzErLaNd"

[@charlenemoore4301]

The introductions of the characters always gets me😭

[@Irene-ph5cm]

JACOB'S FEDORA IN HIS PROFILE PICTURE IM DYINGGG

[@jillidan0286]

I CACKLED at pretty much every second of this video omg !! And I'm ashamed to admit I can't believe I forgot about how BABY Seth is,, I just- he's so CUTE askdjankfjhahfsa Also congrats on getting into your dream college!!! That's so exciting! Good luck with all the paper work lol :) ❤

[@SyntheticRose]

Seth is baby! And thank you🌸

[@desmondforever08]

Literally teared up when Charlie stood up for bella at graduation 🥺🥺

[@Doongi2]

To the person who made this video: I love you hahahahah the part you made Jake and Bella's convo into text messages was so hilarious

[@gxvyr_]

the most dangerous disco ball, i- m wheezing😭🤣

[@livid7447]

You do not understand how long i have been waiting for this

[@villainessy]

I was 9 when the first twilight movie came out. I was Team Jacob because he was better looking and they looked like they had more fun together, plus giant wolf was really cool and also fluffy and cute. NOW however, good god he is such a creep. LET IT GO DUDE SHE’S NOT INTO YOU. And the fact that Stephanie Meyer just wants everyone to accept and support Jake imprinting on a BABY who he intends to have a romantic relationship with when she comes of age... I mean I can understand acting as her protector/guardian, but feeling attracted to her and patiently waiting until she is 18 to act on it, yeah that’s pretty much grooming. “Oh but it’s different she ages mentally and physically faster. And it was involuntary!” JACOB DIDN’T KNOW HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE HER TO REACH THAT AGE. HE WAS STILL LOOKING AT A CHILD THINKING ABOUT HOW HE’S GOING TO MARRY HER ONE DAY. Oh and not to mention the fact that she is still half immortal so that complicates things even more. You can’t just say shit like “so should I start calling you Dad now” when she looks like and behaves like 6 year old. And what’s he gonna do, end the relationship when he gets to an age where it stops being socially acceptable to be involved with (someone who resembles) an 18 year old? NoNE oF tHiS MaKeS sENsE!!! Meyer should’ve just left it as a guardian/protector connection, like being a Godfather to her, she didn’t have to give Jacob another romantic interest to complete his character arc. I’m too investing in this so I’m gonna stop now lol.

[@SyntheticRose]

Yea exactly like Stephanie works really hard to normalize what is essentially p*dophilia and it sucks bc she only did it so she could resolve her stupid love triangle. If she really wanted him to have a romantic interest (which he did not need to become a full character) she could’ve chosen Angela or Leah or made up someone entirely new! Heck she even had a bunch of vampires come over so he could’ve imprinted on any one of them and it could’ve been the first vampire-wolf imprint. Like she could’ve written anything! So why in the world would she make not one character but TWO imprint on children??? (I think qu’il ended up imprinting on like his cousin Claire? Who’s like really young, I can’t remember) it’s the weirdest decision in all of literary history

[@littlearies3862]

@@SyntheticRose I think Qu'il imprinted on Claire-- were they actually cousins though o.e I love Meyer's work, but it really shows that she doesnt step back from it and looks for things that dont make sense or would be "wrong." Like the whole Edward watching Bella sleep thing and how imprinting was done.

[@SyntheticRose]

@@littlearies3862 Meyer is really talented at world building, like her supernatural lore is fascinating but when it comes to her characters there are all sorts of taboos that she crosses while still trying to remain pure. Like edwards insistence on marriage before sex is just a classic christian value but it's okay for him to break into her house and watch her sleep? It's okay for carlisle to change rosalie w/o her consent cuz he wanted a wife for edward?? In her other book The Host there is ALL SORTS of non con or dub con bc both male leads kiss the main character without her consent at some point. The ideas for the worlds she creates are so interesting but these weird themes keep cropping up in her characters and I don't understand why.

[@littlearies3862]

@@SyntheticRose Same. Though I kind of get how it can happen-- sometimes you want a character to do something "bad" but still make them a likeable character. Sometimes one forgets to show that the action was bad past the basic "I rEgReT mY aCtIoNs." thing. As a writer, I do it a lot. Especially with my >BDSM< oneshots, they can sometimes run across as abusive at some points if Im not careful. Thats why I feel like Meyer forgets to reread her work and look at it critically. Which is why I personally think she needs beta readers and an editor who would work on things like that with her. But thats not my call to make.

[@jamescharles6646]

Kari dude and then I looked it up and they said he would be a brother figure LIKE WTF INCEST MUCH TWILIGHT

[@b13ach__420]

8:26 as a 6 foot tall girl let me tell you - it is not a dream being this tall lmao

[@calliahehehe5051]

“He’s like the most dangerous disco ball ever” LMAOOOOO

[@lilbabykriz8802]

"1 minute ago" let's go eclipse nation

[@smoldoodlebby634]

Me when Stephenie writes Jacob into a nice guy: Look how they've massacred my boy :'(

[@teodoramaria8424]

6:50 Dude could take his own advice with the whole watching Bella in her sleep thing but I still stan that scene

[@Tasha22Bella]

witch cackling in the background nearly saw my coffee all over the screen.. 😂😂😂😂 also joined in said cackling..

[@jilliankolibas1106]

“philosophy majors found wigless after this roast” I died

[@harushouse]

Technically Edward almost murdered Bella cause HE threw her 😂😂

[@leviathan4611]

Yes! Plus jasper had to deal with his own blood lust and everyone else's

[@villainessy]

We all love to criticize and clown on this series, but at the end of the day we’re all suckers for twilight (no pun intended).

[@patiencewallace8453]

Haha 😂

[@boredshrimp9425]

Yess 😂

[@sam-gm7su]

Lol

[@iLikeCok]

RIGHT

[@DeorsaWisteriaVenustiano]

It's not perfect but it doesn't deserve the amount of hate it gets.

[@frontseatdevil7831]

I'm currently rereading Eclipse so the 'Switzerland' thing is even funnier. Screw it all of it is lmao

[@juliaperrud1569]

I don't understand it :( can you explain it to me???

[@SyntheticRose]

Júlia Perrud Switzerland is a country that’s famous for not taking sides during wars, they always stay neutral so Bella was saying that she won’t choose between Edward or Jake when they fight, she’ll stay neutral. Hope that clears things up!

[@juliaperrud1569]

@@SyntheticRose oooh, I get it now. Thank you!

[@delaneywinkelmann6116]

I literally love Seth. He should get more screen time

[@TheAuraChronicles]

Still coming back to this video years later, and STILL, Jacob's admission to Charlie is PERFECTION. "I kissed Bella...*Charlie suddenly understands* and she broke her hand... punching my face." *cringe* so simple but the delivery was perfect.😂

[@baileysellers7877]

3:51 *witch cackling in the background * I FELT THAT 😂

[@envywizard]

i never noticed how big his sideburns are oh my god

[@slc555]

I LOVE THE KPOP USAGE IN THIS VIDEO SO MUCH ESP SEUNGKWANS PART WHEN TALKING ABOUT EDWARD'S SIDEBURNS I INTERNALLY FANGIRLED

[@gabbsface1552]

Movie wise, fav character is Charlie Book wise, fav character is Alice

[@og_6368]

The only person you need to love eclipse instantly: Seth 🥺😭😭😭🥺😭🥺😊😘🥺

[@theatrekidwithinternetacce704]

Jasper for me but go off sis