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[@Maria.Annette]

I once threw a dart through the little tail fins of another dart that was actually in the dartboard correctly. Don't ask me how I managed this, I still don't know.

[@briandavidgilbert]

nice work

[@legueu]

@@briandavidgilbert We need a remake of your I want to hate my life song.

[@WilliamHasMelted]

How did you manage it?

[@robin-um4zj]

BRAVE BUT THIS TIME ITS DARTS

[@samwoodley7625]

Hi. Time traveler from the future here (yeah, where what is referred to here as “The Dartening” has happened, though it isn’t really defined by name or words anymore, it just is). We call this lesser spotted occurrence a “Robin Hood”.

[@jonburt9168]

Brian claims to have been in "a few plays", but he sounds like "have been doing musicals for the past 7 years".

[@RandomNumbers1337]

That's really not far from the truth! We went to the same high school actually. I personally didn't know brian since i was in a lower grade, but he was incredibly talented and I watched him perform in musicals and write and sing songs for our school talent show, he was a bit of a legend at that school about 9 years ago

[@ahobbit1273]

Brandon That doesn’t surprise me at all!

[@swiftlymurmurs]

@@RandomNumbers1337 I wouldn't be surprised if Brian came out the womb a chaotic, scarily creative, and legendary individual

[@Lord_Reset]

@@RandomNumbers1337 that's sick!

[@sunnitrails550]

Bdg is so bored that he finally remembered he had this channel

[@PeppoMusic]

I am sad at how true this is. The Polygon vids have been adequate sustenance, but just not the same vibe.

[@bergamt]

It's time to get good at KZbin

[@grzeg_]

Pepijn he prolly doesn’t have too much time

[@alli-gator-forest]

Sad, but definitely true...

[@davidsean290]

@@bergamt nice one.

[@Diana-tx2iz]

Attention: we did not heed this warning. We are now in the dark timeline, the timeline where we did not get good at darts.

[@harperhale-gibson1102]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIPFfJSCqN2GZtE

[@ondank]

@@harperhale-gibson1102 the dartening has not been stopped, only delayed. The dartening cannot be stopped. Everyone will get good at the darts, using the strategy of doreen smiles. Do not resist. Come join us.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@@ondank you'll never have this world!

[@spibbleslol7212]

@@harperhale-gibson1102 Why that sepcific video. Whats the point

[@memerman9268]

@@spibbleslol7212 what’s the video?

[@thebirdbrained.]

You call it “bad at darts,” I call it freestyle acupuncture.

[@Senemali01]

Glorious!

[@Tinyscreamingbird]

Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar

[@thebirdbrained.]

@@Tinyscreamingbird You can’t make me! I know my rights! *continued angry squawking as I am ushered out*

[@necnec2668]

Sir this is a wendy’s

[@rowandunning6877]

not sure thats exactly how accupuncture's supposed to work...

[@nah4437]

I just realized that the reason this exists is because BDG is bored my god

[@Anafyral666]

Role model

[@noctuadiscipulum9715]

Then forgive me for saying this but he needs to get bored more often then lol

[@julienbouchard4595]

Unrelated but is the news girl translator fails?

[@yourunclejohn984]

Nah really?

[@amberlee4536]

He's been staring at that dart board way too long

[@HH-kn3fi]

I feel like Brian wakes up in a cold sweat every night and scribbles down the first thing that comes to mind and then forces us relive it with him.

[@edjoyce2372]

No. No. No. This can't be seven months ago and about covid. No. No. It's only been a few weeks I swear.

[@oscarmayer2517]

Eight months now sadly......

[@the.muffin]

Soon enough it'll be lockdown's birthday

[@lazilylapis676]

@@the.muffin for real tho

[@anurbanurb]

And now your comment is one month old already...

[@anthonyjanczewski8218]

Hope you got good at the darts

[@teuast]

I love how Zuko always looks just mildly disgruntled at all times

[@burtmacklinfbi5988]

I forgot Zuko was the cat and I was like??? Avatar in this video?

[@luigivercotti6410]

@@burtmacklinfbi5988 I mean yeah, he's also mildly disgruntled all the time, so yknow

[@Charlie_the_Chair]

just like Zuko in the show

[@blunderbus2695]

...So basically he's a cat

[@cyprinidae]

Now the question is: Was he named Zuko because he always looks mildly disgruntled or does he look that way in order to fulfill the legacy of his namesake?

[@thebusinessgoose]

If Brian’s walls could talk, they would say “ouch”

[@max-ud1xb]

“oh COME on!”

[@MegaPagliacci]

His walls can talk, they’ve just seen so much they’ve chosen not to.

[@giannijimenez5684]

I’m pretty sure he nailed their mouths shut with the darts

[@northmelody1783]

They would scream constantly

[@zorrrn9667]

A small price to pay for salvation

[@marlowener]

i work at a store that specializes in dart supplies, and you would not BELIEVE the amount of people that share the same perspective as you. we're shutting down in 2 days and our sales for dart kits (board, dart sets, wall protection foam) right now is actually higher than christmas. you're absolutely right, the dartening is upon us.

[@schoo9256]

How is there even enough of a market for a specialty dart supplies store. If this is real; what a time to be alive.

[@alexp6013]

There is no need for confirmation. The dartener has already spoken, and his words are truth. Deciphering them is an insult to... Ok i'm finished. Funny, though

[@marlowener]

@@schoo9256 yeah bud!! a lot of our clientele play in leagues professionally for cash, and we get a lot of recreational dudes in too. it's a fun place to work bc you are literally encouraged to throw darts in your spare time to learn how different styles fly. it's a small business so i don't wanna disclose the name bc then y'all would know where i live tho lmao

[@marlowener]

@@emeraldbonsai this is technically my artist page, plus illianna nora isn't my real name, lol, it's a stage name

[@theSato]

lol, x to doubt

[@digitalbooklett9357]

I've listened to this so many times But I can never get up the courage until now to say, wow Brian, you really rhymed "Fine" with "Quarantine". Wow.

[@cupman6477]

I THOUGHT IT SAID QUARANTIME WTF BRIAN THAT"S NOT HOW YOU SAY THE WORD.

[@shinjinobrave]

I THOUGHT HE SAID BORING TIME WTF

[@aggrave790]

He said "boring time", not quarantine

[@scoobyjenkins7760]

Mansion and Wis-can-sin v2

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

@@aggrave790 UHHHH no, the official captions say quarantine. He was being cute with slant rhymes.

[@drlobster9291]

bdg, Bill Wurtz, and Jack Stauber should make a song together

[@svenkjellberg6381]

Oh my goodness that’s who I was reminded of Bill Wurtz

[@ciarangittins9476]

we aren't ready for that amount of power yet

[@signasmilk]

Valueselect too

[@sweatpantsromance]

and neil cicierega

[@parkerklem384]

do you want everyone to die? is that what you want? mass death? everyone? the blast from the recording station will kill us all immediately is this what you want?

[@Vic-sw1td]

"I wanted the skill but had no willpower to do all the rest" When I die, please use this as my epitaph. That is the perfect way to describe my life.

[@blarg2429]

Bold of you to assume you'll ever get around to dying.

[@jackwilson5050]

Same

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Is your name a Doctor Who reference?

[@Vic-sw1td]

​@@neolexiousneolexian6079 No, it just means "The girl who's waiting" in french. Since I'm french and I love to just wait for things to happen to me, I think it's perfect

[@Lucifronz]

It all sounds so fun, but then I have to work for it and I'm like "ehh".

[@Huntersthomphson]

Im not convinced Brians sister isn’t just him with a wig.

[@garnet1918]

"Because we are siblings and we have the same hair!" [SCRAPING NOISES]

[@mouse5637]

What do you mean wig?

[@RawkManX]

Pfft, she is GORGEOUS! Wait... what if Brian is also... ...Nope. Just gonna close that door right now.

[@herodude1000]

I'm not convinced it isn't the other way around.

[@squatchjosh1131]

@@RawkManX The closet's getting tired of your shit Jared, it's kicking you out.

[@maxmajcher5115]

Its a shame that Brian will have been dead for 23 years before ever getting to put those dart skills to the test

[@hannahc3317]

I understood that reference!

[@lollol9598]

I understood that reference!

[@CosmicTherian]

I understood the reference!

[@st1220]

I understood that reference!

[@cheedahking5101]

I understood that reference!

[@JacksonAndCo18]

Revisiting this gem from the early quarantine era. 5 months later, still in lockdown... things were so much simpler when this and tiger king defined reality.

[@Charlie_the_Chair]

_bad news, Dylan._

[@toadstoolsiscool6060]

Update: the dartening has failed; the world is in chaos. We have failed.

[@ASHBRO]

I'm here from a much later time _Itsstillkindashitty_

[@Spicypotatos]

It's September of 2021 and I am consistently surprised about how many things are so shitty and also emotionally numb to everything being shitty.

[@DavidFlowers777]

- makes jorts (✅) - two beds (✅) - sold soul to demon (✅) - good at darts (work in progress)

[@Sharptooth101]

Surely he's managed to sell the beds by now

[@ericmx]

@@Sharptooth101 I mean, I'd hope so. Nothing bad has ever happened on them

[@ecliptic_equinox]

- Have mixed relationship with trees (✅)

[@obnoxas]

- has become a lake (✅)

[@ZodiacShadow71]

- has a crab claw (surgically removed)

[@PixelBytesPixelArtist]

imagine in 40 years a history teacher showing this video to elaborate on what life was like during the corona plague

[@the86372]

By then, all communication will be done via dartboard

[@stanconnorstan4266]

*APUSH EXAM primary source* this video

[@oliviafrancis1926]

Pixel Bytes this is so goddamn funny

[@user-pp5oh9ee1k]

It’s not a plague, the plague is the name of a specific disease that caused the great bubonic plague pandemic, it’s the coronavirus outbreak or pandemic.

[@dragonflies6793]

We need this

[@pumpkin6861]

1:21 - 1:35 this guy held a note for 14 seconds. impressive.

[@danielsmith5032]

I was looking for a comment on how great he sang the song

[@ihatehandleswtf]

The chancellor of darts is the enby representation we needed

[@rpgnc]

I was going insane in isolation but this actually made this worse I feel like I'm stuck on an island and the message in the bottle is just gibberish. Thank you

[@k4eru20]

watch short anime bc long anime fills u w dread

[@rm-ky9bl]

That is a genuinely beautiful (and terrifying) metaphor holy shit

[@TheJuliana0901]

hey guys do you want some of my homework to occupy yourselves with or just talk? y'all okay?

[@Jayberryjam]

yea but on the bright side, you just learned a new diy recipe!

[@juli9950]

666

[@guytorie]

In a world where darts are the most important thing, he's never gotten good at darts, and yet his own sister is the Chancellor of Darts. This must cause some family drama. Edit: I've been informed that his girlfriend is the Chancellor, and his sister is the reporter doing the press release. This is even more scandalous than I thought. How could the Chancellor of Darts be willing to be seen in a relationship with someone who's willing to attempt The Ninja without proper training? Can forbidden love bloom in these times, when darts are the only thing that matters?

[@mastermarkus5307]

I'm pretty sure his girlfriend is the Chancellor of Darts while his sister is a reporter.

[@IanBandeau]

It's why he was allowed to live for so long.

[@stematart1327]

I need a written story of this stat XD

[@IanBandeau]

@@stematart1327 Nepotism in the Time of the Dartening

[@guytorie]

@@mastermarkus5307 This is changes everything in an even more dramatic way.

[@rockypikmin4493]

"Quarantime" "11 months ago" It's almost been a year now boys. Someone save us.

[@lilyparker6611]

your comment cannot have been written 3 months ago nope nope nope

[@allmycoolbeans]

@@lilyparker6611 hey imagine how i feel your comment was two whole months ago

[@lilyparker6611]

​@@allmycoolbeans tbh i've accepted it at this point :')

[@northpenguins]

This comment can't have been 8 months ago

[@drmaniac5763]

1:26 those harmonies are genuinely beautiful what the hell is this?

[@natashaavital8713]

He's an actual singer in a band called The Altogether, so that makes sense Edit: I had said "a band called Polygon". I gotta start replying to shit before I'm fully awake

[@ahuddleofpenguins4842]

This is such aggressive “I’m alone my apartments that means I can do anything“ vibes an I love it.

[@asma-uo6ol]

yes

[@maven12LA]

yes

[@rosecohen6597]

Yes

[@ye8853]

But he's not alone in his apartment in this one.

[@what-uu3zn]

@@ye8853 omg your name

[@slagathorscreesnauce4907]

only 33 years until world peace, too bad brian’s gonna be dead 23 years before the dartening :/

[@amelya2957]

Slagathor Screesnauce ah a man of culture i see

[@zoobnash2578]

may 6 2030 is when I will die

[@ordinaryyoutubechannel582]

@@zoobnash2578 at least he doesn't have to worry about retirement

[@pigeon160]

That demon’s still here, I do not know why.

[@liam1558]

Why is he going to die so young?

[@forresthopkinsa]

1:07 Everyone's rebranded, all the fighting's over Say goodbye to conflict, that design's rejected There's no longer language, only recognition There's no longer country, only corporate colors Color makes us hungry, hunger makes us human Everyone can see it, everything's connected

[@Barnghost]

Man straight up made a dart cult indoctrination video

[@helloiamenergyman]

LD fans and bdg fans are the same people change my mind

[@d25102]

everytime i watch this i think this omg

[@mollymcdade4031]

Me: My brain: 🎵The standard, the quarterback, the 180 chuck, the vin diesel, tweeze, and weasel, and the 12 point buck, the Christmas tree, the cntl z, the you and me and Dupree (oh wow), the hinge, and the ninja-🎵

[@invisibleghost3820]

My brain too: the ninja is an advanced technique that should not be attempted by amateur dartsmiths

[@swtc_saga]

I literally have this memorized and it’ll just stick in my head for hours

[@PanzerMan332]

I appreciate the SEVERAL dozens of holes in the wall from missed dart throws.

[@TheLegendofphantom]

Might not be getting that security deposit back. But it won't matter by the year 2053

[@tbush7316]

@@TheLegendofphantom you know what will matter though?

[@adami6187]

@@tbush7316 D A R T S

[@taakotuesdays]

there's a hole in my wall a solid three feet above the dartboard because I missed that badly

[@LZC94]

The bright side of quarantine is that BDG is locked away with his own thoughts until a masterpiece such as this emerges

[@ahobbit1273]

LazyCyclist Imagine if he went even more insane than he already is. It would be terrifying.

[@topdonut3845]

Here is 2023 and im still waiting for the Dartening 😢

[@5MadMovieMakers]

The dartpocalypse draws closer

[@nadi4210]

Zuko looked like he feared for his life when he was sitting at the table, that poor cat is locked up with a crazy man who radiates chaotic neutral energy

[@olliefischer]

he is just...a little barbarian. who doesn't give a shit about smart stuff like chess and darts

[@dayngeros]

That's rough, buddy

[@yupitsmebrody1820]

*chaotic good energy

[@ShayTheBean]

@@dayngeros I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

[@Unplanted]

I just hope Zuko is still at full HP.

[@vlogbrothers]

This is literally the only good thing about the last two weeks. -John

[@Henrus_Second_Channel_Now]

Hey you’re those guys

[@joerobins5649]

BDG never forgets to be awesome.

[@enbyennui]

most ambitious crossover event in history

[@annikkalu6270]

The fact that John watches/ has at one point watched BDG is literally the only good thing about this decade so far

[@phoebelikebridgers]

AH this made my day my two favorite online people in one video

[@issanghessi5661]

fun fact this song was almost referenced in ai the somnium files nirvana initiative. for those of you who played the game, its the first time you visit boss's office as ryuki and select her dartboard

[@kbrasee]

This reminds me of "Dart Juice: it's worth it" by Balloon Shop

[@brux357]

Do you enjoy d-d-d-d-d-darts?

[@davidedwards1511]

Yesssssss

[@NoName-vq6cg]

Lmao yes, great vid

[@sunflowerscout]

this feels like a hazy dream you have when your high off cough syrup and have a fever

[@annas9016]

The first time I read this, I read "corn syrup" and I did not question it.

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

Oops if you have a fever you should probably get that checked out

[@lamentz27]

Oh yeah I totally only experience this feeling when I'm sick and on medicine and not every cursed night of my existence followed by a struggle to break out of sleep paralysis with a demon clawing at my blankets. Yep, only when I'm sick...

[@gregorywiederecht]

I feel like this describes most of BDG's videos

[@axolotlking1072]

"I want the skill but have no willpower to do all the rest" Me, staring around my bedroom at half started crochet, the game I started making, the soap I made one time and never again, the books I've started writing, painting projects left unfinished, the books I never read, embroidery supplies I bought but never used, abandoned floor posters i haven't put up yet, video games purchased and mostly unplayed, the broken ps4 I bought 2 years ago that I haven't taken to a repair shop yet, the KZbin channel I started with my friend, podcast ideas left to rot: ouch, Brian

[@Cheerwine091]

I feel called out

[@emrysisscreaming3712]

damn ok @ me next time

[@razok2125]

lmao I have 10 instruments in my room. I can play two, and they're basically the same thing. That line definitely hit me hard. I've been spending my quarantine in my room laying in bed.

[@alexismontez4230]

FYI: trouble finishing tasks can be a symptom of ADHD (inattentive and hyperactive types)

[@TheHughgee]

I've got ADHD and chronic fatigue so my brain is like "PROJECTS" and my body is like "b e d"

[@xela6528]

This has the same energy, structure, and scripting of an episode of Regular Show and I love it

[@williampym3741]

This is Regular Show and 'have you seen my laptop?' is Adventure Time

[@xela6528]

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

[@donutsandgravy3150]

I don’t know why “war is just a whisper in the memories of those who can recall a time before the dartening” hit so hard but I wouldn’t mind living in a society of only dart

[@thomas1848]

This man is capable of gaining and losing 10 years of age with facial hair alone.

[@Jess-pe8bq]

Depending on his hair/facial hair, he either has Twink or Big Dad Energy, but he will always possess his Theatre Bi Energy

[@thegay]

He's approx 56 in the most recent video

[@screeeee6171]

@@mariocamspam72 ????

[@abc-qh5fc]

@@mariocamspam72 i- huh????? 1 this is a cis man 2 why the sick emojis????????????

[@MicroHippo123]

@@abc-qh5fc a cis man?

[@connerpileggi3430]

I was beginning to think we’d lost him to polygon

[@24601st]

he Is polygon

[@denjdenji560]

@@24601st absolutely true

[@dittoma]

Little story time; I used to watch this every couple've months or so during quarantine, hoping that things might return to normal in the future and that vaccines might come out to protect people close to me that are clinically vulnerable; I'd think "some day, this is going to be more of a memory than the current state of things. It'll feel distant, even." Things are not fully back to normal as the variants are still around, but every now and then I'll come back to this video, and I'll be so happy that I *remember* the state the world was in. Thank you to everyone that had a part in keeping people as healthy as possible, and I hope this video continues to feel old

[@RealGracefulGoose]

Early quarantine was an aesthetic, now it's just hell. Seriously, there are babies alive now who weren't even a twinkle in their parents eyes when this song came out.

[@danielramon9917]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/opWmm56oqNuYgbM

[@PaintedSheep383]

The voice of an angel, the mind of a lunatic

[@ericchan5396]

yeah pretty much that

[@alexp6013]

I wouldn't say a lunatic. He is enlightened

[@ovibologna2433]

is this a warning for something that only brian knows since he’s an omniscient being? an apocalypse mayhaps? i’m scared

[@ARVash]

Have you read the news?? There's literally a pandemic going on.

[@karinnal1561]

dartpocalypse

[@mrjoe332]

Luckily for him, he will be already dead long before the dartening happens

[@GinoZump]

you said "mayhaps" xD

[@purpleduracell]

Adartcolypse if you will...

[@icephoenix2470]

I like the idea that Brian got really into darts as a quarantine hobby, forgets about it years into the future, and at 0:50 sees this on the news for the first time. For a second, you can see he completely forgot that he was into darts.

[@aboveaveragecat44]

Three days ago this video turned a year old. Where the hell did time go

[@largeoctahedron]

Brian’s been locked in the polygon box for almost a year and boy golly did he come back with a bang.

[@EthanTylerSmith]

All of the creative people of the world are releasing insanely inspiring and life-changing projects. Brian: Darts.

[@exosproudmamabear558]

You should expand the list you know. There isn't just Brian who does insanely inspiring and life-changing projects like darts.

[@punkitt]

You saying this ain't??

[@rocketwolves4509]

I somehow have nostalgia for this song already. I'm not complaining though.

[@goatinanovercoat1164]

My class showed this to our AP world teacher and he got confused and was all like “is this a new meme? I don’t understand it.” It is now a big meme in our school.

[@emilymonahan5232]

ICONIC

[@andrewjones1143]

This boy put on a whole ass bald cap for a split second gag. Respect.

[@emeryhull7672]

Nah he just took off his wig

[@TheDetonadoBR]

It's clearly photoshopped though

[@Maffoo]

What's a whole ass in the context of a bald cap?

[@NinjaDimes]

600+ people cant tell when something is photo-shopped/edited, it seems.

[@TheHadMatters]

@@Maffoo Take one ass cheek in the context of a bald cap, then multiply that by two.

[@TheHeartTheUsed]

Is this definitive proof that BDG is capable of writing a musical, because if so then I am ready

[@playertoo9730]

i NEED this man to write one

[@charliewalters2931]

Check out stranger sings cause he kinda already did write one

[@WaluigisBulge]

He made two I think, sans visuals, with stranger sings and another one in the deep cuts playlist

[@takemetoyonk]

I think the pokerap live perfomance was proof

[@user-pp5oh9ee1k]

He already did with dances moving.

[@candarudriemor2260]

This entire channel has dystopian vibes and it's hysterical

[@codacheetah]

This has some strong "Redesign Your Logo" energy towards the end there

[@helloiamenergyman]

Yeah, it does :)

[@Em.mp3]

He’s back and stronger than ever, and definitely hasn’t been replaced by the jorts that killed him in the last video. No that would be absurd this is Brian and he is normal and not a pair of jorts. Like me and you, person reading this comment. You are not jorts not jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts

[@ScreechTheMighty]

Thank you for this terrifying comment.

[@a-aron5691]

Hello my friends keep accosting me with images of denim objects and replacing the first letter of that object with a 'J'. So far we have Jairs (jean stairs) Jouch (jean couch) Jed (jean bed) Jondom (oh god) as well as Janties, Jarpet, Jampon, and many more. How do I get her to send me more? Asking for a myself.

[@NoGoodNik1]

@@a-aron5691 just hearing the word Jampon gave me toxic shock syndrome

[@sophiekilbreth5919]

JONDOM

[@ArloMathis]

Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack

[@IanZWhite00]

There’s a little tiny part of me that’s upset that the most technically impressive part of the song had to take a backseat to deliver the Dart Chancellor’s message but it’s okay because now I guess I know how to correctly build the society of tomorrow

[@ecliptic_equinox]

Technically impressive? Whatcha mean by that!

[@codybeames1534]

@@ecliptic_equinox their voices were soundin fly as hell!

[@chucktowski_]

I thought the first face zoom to open the video was the best part.

[@Voxelize]

The unison at 0:44 is so perfect I can only hear one voice.

[@godoy_]

My dartboard broke recently and while watching this video, a tear rolled through my face

[@user-qw8px6py4e]

I find it important to add that this is likely the very same dartboard he acquired in the sims unraveled

[@edslushie570]

I think they’re pretending that episode didn’t happen, since this video includes 0 jazz men despite taking place primarily in the jazz room.

[@user-qw8px6py4e]

Ed Slushie i had not noticed, and i must say the lack if jazz men is worrying me greatly. I hope they are all right.

[@lorendaemon7945]

i crit myself Presumably there turned out to be a limit to the amount of strange decor the roommates were willing to put up with lol

[@xpert_7252]

This is one of those videos that is like a min long but feels like an hour

[@eagleeyes3185]

Now, ive never been the kind of person to find audivisuals "satisfying", but that choir at the end is just so goood

[@birduwu]

HES BEEN RELEASED

[@abbeyangevine1773]

Deafening_Bird98 Sucks And by released you mean cooped up by quarantine right

[@impiish5414]

@@abbeyangevine1773 He's been contained but his imagination knows no bounds and shall not be quelled

[@goonsdirge3464]

@@impiish5414 I'll take "extremely threatening messages" for 500, alex

[@birduwu]

Abbey Angevine no. He’s been stuck in the Polydungeon for too long.

[@NotsoNick]

I feel like he wants my darts set in Animal Crossing but doesn’t quite know how to ask for it in a non awkward way

[@audrey.s.]

I just got the dart set in Pocket Camp and this video releases shortly after. This is not just a coincidence.

[@kurootsuki3326]

mood

[@oliguy9886]

i love the detail of all the little holes next to the dartboard at the end

[@dykethatbites]

I’ve never made the connection before but after I watched this video, I’ve started to play darts with my dad almost daily. I think I’m prepared to get good at darts.

[@soupsoup4245]

Have you gotten good at darts?

[@dykethatbites]

@@soupsoup4245 I attempted The Ninja. Oh god. I got good at darts. *I’m ready.*

[@finallyhauntings7841]

Brian on Polygon: *slow descent into madness occasionally but mostly ok* Brian on his main channel: *cryptic shit* Brian are you ok? do you need help?

[@samuellasky7771]

I predict he'll go full-on mad artist and write a ton of masterpieces that won't be released until after he's dead and can't complain anymore.

[@uilsoum875]

Samuel Lasky we just have to wait until after May 6th, 2030

[@CB-pf5lb]

You know, there ARE some videos on his channel where you can see the word "help" briefly. Maybe he's trying to tell us something...

[@jeddonaldson7526]

@@uilsoum875 dang it I was just about to make that joke, sigh... Always too late to do the funny haha :(

[@edslushie570]

If you think he’s mad now, watch Watermelon Man from before he had a job...

[@avoilachan]

Why is no one talking about the soul-transcending harmony at the end like it just makes me want to hear more

[@W-LM27]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

[@naiv689]

yeah same. its mesmerizing

[@meeprific]

It is good, I hadn’t noticed! Do you think it’s his sister singing...?

[@avoilachan]

@@meeprific I just assumed it's both of them with his sister hitting the high notes haha. karen han is also credited at the end, so either she was only in the cameos here 0:33 and here 0:50, or she's a singer too :) to me it sounds like there are two different female voices

[@benjo270]

If you liked the harmony at the end, you'll love ELO, especially their album "Time"! I think that's where BDG got his inspo from?

[@tdimensional6733]

The speed at which he goes from deep in consideration to "it's time" right at the beginning is staggering

[@ryanyoak1017]

This is only 15 months old and it somehow already feels like a relic of a different time

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Well boys we did it, dystopia is now over

[@nikkoa.3639]

You mean it's starting. It's time to get good at the darts

[@Hazel-xl8in]

woah 666 likes

[@godsclown4419]

I thought you said dysphoria and I was so confused for a second-

[@procedingfishingboats4602]

@@godsclown4419 same

[@gerarddip]

In before L00PdeL00P responds

[@staggbones]

is anyone going to talk about how many holes are in his wall around the dart board

[@discdeath]

He's not good at darts.... yet.

[@kellanlevi5663]

RIP their security deposit

[@felixc543]

Tbf, landlords steal security deposits anyway, so why not at this point

[@MilkManic]

Psh, that's an afternoon or two of playing darts. In three months it'll be more hole then wall

[@mattieice4785]

It’s time to get good at the darts

[@DaciGotYou]

Happy one year of getting good at darts

[@piogal34]

Only 30 years left to get proficient at communicating by dart.

[@immysnowden]

zuko playing chess,,, the cinematic artistry

[@k4eru20]

the after-effect that slowed the footage down just makes it

[@skarpetky4649]

dartistry, if you will

[@immysnowden]

skarpetky i ABSOLUTELY will thank you very much

[@TibsisTops]

Not giving a shit about smart stuff +5

[@Karragh]

All the time Brian spent writing and recording this song/video could have been spent getting good at darts.

[@wibraith]

hi Brian it's been 3 1/2 years since this was posted and I just wanted to say that I'm grateful that this is the song that got me through a specific world event, even though I never got good at darts and I regret it every day.

[@michael-cu3dl]

during quarantine I've been playing lot of spiderman on the ps4 and watching all your songs on loop, so now I associate all your songs with spiderman. thanks dude

[@jellaux]

we’ve been blessed by the brian. let us all play darts in honor of Him. Let’s get good

[@Depleted-Uranium]

1:00 his eye turning into a dartboard is a subtle nod to the fact that i'd probably blind several people and possibly myself if i even attempt to get good at throwing darts

[@veggiet2009]

I just realized this song released just 10 days after the national emergency was declared. This came out I think right **before** my state declared a shutdown. You move fast BDG!

[@Roma-kp4qg]

The fact that this got recommended to me just now means that I have to cope with the fact that this was 5 months ago, when quarantine was still quirky and the world wasn't on fire

[@idontneedaname318]

he's finally returned in our greatest time of need

[@dollarintheswearjar6829]

"There is no more poverty or famine, there is only darts" is the spiritual successor to "No arms, no legs, no existential crisis, just worms"

[@Israbelle]

it's also the spiritual cousin to lemon demon's redesign your logo "everyone's rebranded / all the fighting's over / say goodbye to conflict / that design's rejected"

[@danielramon9917]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/opWmm56oqNuYgbM

[@calamaribowl8683]

Pardon?

[@greason]

@@calamaribowl8683 watch bdgs dancing tutorials :)

[@E3kHatena]

An underappreciated part of this video: the sheer number of little holes in the wall around and under the dart board that they'll need to fill when they move out, and the notion that said holes wouldn't be there if Brian didn't try to make that part of the apartment the "Jazz Nook" in his Sims Unraveled.

[@alyssamullan7093]

When you think it’s over it just keeps going

[@rion2359]

Nobody is talking about how he rhymed fine with quarantine and it's bothering me a lot.

[@tourmaline8347]

Rion his rhyming ability is Shakespearean.

[@veronicaholme803]

No I love it

[@stelliferous1554]

Avatar checks out

[@tulipaverde6727]

he rhymed fine with quarantine *time*

[@nomorewhatifs8343]

cute that you're talking about rhymes with rhyme as your icon,, this isn't sarcastic it's just a cute icon

[@whammo5779]

fun fact: I'm trash at darts, and for some reason, the ninja is actually the only way I can play darts. I starting throwing like a ninja as a joke, got really good at it, and forgot how to do it normally

[@tobysinbad]

Dr Whammo is killing your opponents how you win

[@tobysinbad]

how does murder fit in with your Hippocratic oath, doctor

[@dasirrlicht5415]

It is a doctorate in theoretical physics, obviously.

[@Skidoodle18]

Cool motive, still murder

[@wisecrack3461]

I feel you should know that l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique. A staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. You would've worn the costume of Dr Whammo But you were born a Ninja Dartsman. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be a Ninja Dartsman. I'm calling you a Dartsman. A natural born Dartsman. You always have been, and you always will be. Watching KZbin, playing with an inferior technique, joking around, missing the board. That's you, trying to disguise yourself as an amateur Dartsman. That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. But you're not an amateur Dartsman. You're a renegade ninja Dartsman. And no matter how poorly you throw, infrequently you play, how jokingly you dart, nothing in the world would ever change that.

[@blablabla798]

I can't believe that he removed the jazz paintings from the jazz painting room

[@LocutusBorgOf]

I love the shot going into the eye that turns into a dart board, it reminds me of a Bowie lyric "Throwing darts in lover's eyes"

[@saltypumpkin927]

The you, me, and Dupree is definitely not social distancing

[@MezephelesArt]

He's too strong. Social distancing is now beneath him.

[@Abush01]

The darts will protect them

[@lavender_evie]

You social distance w the weirdos that live w you as they have to put up with you all the time noe

[@BismuthBorealis]

But don't you know? He's a video editing master! I bet they were just in a different room. Now, him and the *cat* on the other hand was deffo not social distancing

[@RkkiTkkiTaavi]

roommates.

[@deanc9195]

BDG, the saviour of the anxious and vulnerable. The patron saint of “we all wanna be chaotic good but are too scared to commit”

[@lucydavenport3918]

All hail our lord and saviour

[@Claymann71]

Ever tried *Chaotic Neutral?* It's the most insane. I could go to work today & pay bills, or I could go live in a hermit cave somewhere in the backwoods of Alaska until Winter forces me into society again for a season. (When liquid propane (which is cheating) freezes, you get the F*** out of there & into a space with a furnace or 24-H cast-iron stove.)

[@addderalll]

i love that first look to the camera as the song starts, just that solemn look in his eyes

[@toryslapper69]

For some reason i don't remember any of these videos ever existing. I remember buy my bed and little else of brian's channel 6 months ago and somehow there are numerous classics i never saw

[@tradingfriends]

Why does it always look like he's in front of a green screen even just in his apartment? Are his powers too strong for this world and he has to astral project from another?

[@onionbot2]

superimposed energy

[@erikwillms2387]

DUDE, Ssshhhh, wedontalkbouthat.

[@synmad3638]

What we perceive as reality is merely brian's green screen

[@mediocrio]

hes just got. SUCH regular edges. perfect for masking

[@wintercandle4221]

It’s not that everything looks like a green screen behind him, it’s that he makes green screens look natural to the point where there is no difference between green screen and reality.

[@MatthewMaulwurf]

I was watching this video and my dad called out from downstairs *IS THAT THE SATURDAY SHORTS GUY*

[@PlanetComputer]

totally happened

[@dragonflies6793]

This is beautiful

[@andrewbergin9084]

Either fake or beautiful

[@kornsuwin]

why

[@cheesewater74]

why not both

[@Nora-dz3gc]

I had a wild mood swing, and I started to get scared of myself being angry for no reason, and this, in addition to dog kisses and a chocolate milk, really helped me chill out. I just want to thank you.

[@hitpointsharry1344]

I like how his sister effortlessly fits in with his videos.