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@Maria.Annette4 жыл бұрын
I once threw a dart through the little tail fins of another dart that was actually in the dartboard correctly. Don't ask me how I managed this, I still don't know.
@briandavidgilbert4 жыл бұрын
nice work
@legueu4 жыл бұрын
@@briandavidgilbert We need a remake of your I want to hate my life song.
@WilliamHasMelted4 жыл бұрын
How did you manage it?
@robin-um4zj4 жыл бұрын
BRAVE BUT THIS TIME ITS DARTS
@samwoodley76254 жыл бұрын
Hi. Time traveler from the future here (yeah, where what is referred to here as “The Dartening” has happened, though it isn’t really defined by name or words anymore, it just is). We call this lesser spotted occurrence a “Robin Hood”.
@jonburt91684 жыл бұрын
Brian claims to have been in "a few plays", but he sounds like "have been doing musicals for the past 7 years".
@RandomNumbers13374 жыл бұрын
That's really not far from the truth! We went to the same high school actually. I personally didn't know brian since i was in a lower grade, but he was incredibly talented and I watched him perform in musicals and write and sing songs for our school talent show, he was a bit of a legend at that school about 9 years ago
@ahobbit12734 жыл бұрын
Brandon That doesn’t surprise me at all!
@swiftlymurmurs4 жыл бұрын
@@RandomNumbers1337 I wouldn't be surprised if Brian came out the womb a chaotic, scarily creative, and legendary individual
@Lord_Reset4 жыл бұрын
@@RandomNumbers1337 that's sick!
@sunnitrails5504 жыл бұрын
Bdg is so bored that he finally remembered he had this channel
@PeppoMusic4 жыл бұрын
I am sad at how true this is. The Polygon vids have been adequate sustenance, but just not the same vibe.
@bergamt4 жыл бұрын
It's time to get good at KZbin
@grzeg_4 жыл бұрын
Pepijn he prolly doesn’t have too much time
@alli-gator-forest4 жыл бұрын
Sad, but definitely true...
@davidsean2904 жыл бұрын
@@bergamt nice one.
@Diana-tx2iz3 жыл бұрын
Attention: we did not heed this warning. We are now in the dark timeline, the timeline where we did not get good at darts.
@harperhale-gibson11023 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIPFfJSCqN2GZtE
@ondank3 жыл бұрын
@@harperhale-gibson1102 the dartening has not been stopped, only delayed. The dartening cannot be stopped. Everyone will get good at the darts, using the strategy of doreen smiles. Do not resist. Come join us.
@logicaloverdrive81973 жыл бұрын
@@ondank you'll never have this world!
@spibbleslol72123 жыл бұрын
@@harperhale-gibson1102 Why that sepcific video. Whats the point
@memerman92683 жыл бұрын
@@spibbleslol7212 what’s the video?
@thebirdbrained.3 жыл бұрын
You call it “bad at darts,” I call it freestyle acupuncture.
@Senemali013 жыл бұрын
Glorious!
@Tinyscreamingbird3 жыл бұрын
Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar
@thebirdbrained.3 жыл бұрын
@@Tinyscreamingbird You can’t make me! I know my rights! *continued angry squawking as I am ushered out*
@necnec26683 жыл бұрын
Sir this is a wendy’s
@rowandunning68773 жыл бұрын
not sure thats exactly how accupuncture's supposed to work...
@nah44374 жыл бұрын
I just realized that the reason this exists is because BDG is bored my god
@Anafyral6664 жыл бұрын
Role model
@noctuadiscipulum97154 жыл бұрын
Then forgive me for saying this but he needs to get bored more often then lol
@julienbouchard45954 жыл бұрын
Unrelated but is the news girl translator fails?
@yourunclejohn9844 жыл бұрын
Nah really?
@amberlee45364 жыл бұрын
He's been staring at that dart board way too long
@HH-kn3fi4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Brian wakes up in a cold sweat every night and scribbles down the first thing that comes to mind and then forces us relive it with him.
@edjoyce23723 жыл бұрын
No. No. No. This can't be seven months ago and about covid. No. No. It's only been a few weeks I swear.
@oscarmayer25173 жыл бұрын
Eight months now sadly......
@the.muffin3 жыл бұрын
Soon enough it'll be lockdown's birthday
@lazilylapis6763 жыл бұрын
@@the.muffin for real tho
@anurbanurb3 жыл бұрын
And now your comment is one month old already...
@anthonyjanczewski82183 жыл бұрын
Hope you got good at the darts
@teuast3 жыл бұрын
I love how Zuko always looks just mildly disgruntled at all times
@burtmacklinfbi59883 жыл бұрын
I forgot Zuko was the cat and I was like??? Avatar in this video?
@luigivercotti64103 жыл бұрын
@@burtmacklinfbi5988 I mean yeah, he's also mildly disgruntled all the time, so yknow
@Charlie_the_Chair3 жыл бұрын
just like Zuko in the show
@blunderbus26953 жыл бұрын
...So basically he's a cat
@cyprinidae3 жыл бұрын
Now the question is: Was he named Zuko because he always looks mildly disgruntled or does he look that way in order to fulfill the legacy of his namesake?
@thebusinessgoose4 жыл бұрын
If Brian’s walls could talk, they would say “ouch”
@max-ud1xb4 жыл бұрын
“oh COME on!”
@MegaPagliacci4 жыл бұрын
His walls can talk, they’ve just seen so much they’ve chosen not to.
@giannijimenez56844 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure he nailed their mouths shut with the darts
@northmelody17834 жыл бұрын
They would scream constantly
@zorrrn96674 жыл бұрын
A small price to pay for salvation
@marlowener4 жыл бұрын
i work at a store that specializes in dart supplies, and you would not BELIEVE the amount of people that share the same perspective as you. we're shutting down in 2 days and our sales for dart kits (board, dart sets, wall protection foam) right now is actually higher than christmas. you're absolutely right, the dartening is upon us.
@schoo92564 жыл бұрын
How is there even enough of a market for a specialty dart supplies store. If this is real; what a time to be alive.
@alexp60134 жыл бұрын
There is no need for confirmation. The dartener has already spoken, and his words are truth. Deciphering them is an insult to... Ok i'm finished. Funny, though
@marlowener4 жыл бұрын
@@schoo9256 yeah bud!! a lot of our clientele play in leagues professionally for cash, and we get a lot of recreational dudes in too. it's a fun place to work bc you are literally encouraged to throw darts in your spare time to learn how different styles fly. it's a small business so i don't wanna disclose the name bc then y'all would know where i live tho lmao
@marlowener4 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldbonsai this is technically my artist page, plus illianna nora isn't my real name, lol, it's a stage name
@theSato4 жыл бұрын
lol, x to doubt
@digitalbooklett93573 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this so many times But I can never get up the courage until now to say, wow Brian, you really rhymed "Fine" with "Quarantine". Wow.
@cupman64773 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT IT SAID QUARANTIME WTF BRIAN THAT"S NOT HOW YOU SAY THE WORD.
@shinjinobrave3 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT HE SAID BORING TIME WTF
@aggrave7903 жыл бұрын
He said "boring time", not quarantine
@scoobyjenkins77603 жыл бұрын
Mansion and Wis-can-sin v2
@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice3 жыл бұрын
@@aggrave790 UHHHH no, the official captions say quarantine. He was being cute with slant rhymes.
@drlobster92914 жыл бұрын
bdg, Bill Wurtz, and Jack Stauber should make a song together
@svenkjellberg63814 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness that’s who I was reminded of Bill Wurtz
@ciarangittins94764 жыл бұрын
we aren't ready for that amount of power yet
@signasmilk4 жыл бұрын
Valueselect too
@sweatpantsromance4 жыл бұрын
and neil cicierega
@parkerklem3843 жыл бұрын
do you want everyone to die? is that what you want? mass death? everyone? the blast from the recording station will kill us all immediately is this what you want?
@Vic-sw1td4 жыл бұрын
"I wanted the skill but had no willpower to do all the rest" When I die, please use this as my epitaph. That is the perfect way to describe my life.
@blarg24294 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume you'll ever get around to dying.
@jackwilson50504 жыл бұрын
Same
@neolexiousneolexian60794 жыл бұрын
Is your name a Doctor Who reference?
@Vic-sw1td4 жыл бұрын
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 No, it just means "The girl who's waiting" in french. Since I'm french and I love to just wait for things to happen to me, I think it's perfect
@Lucifronz4 жыл бұрын
It all sounds so fun, but then I have to work for it and I'm like "ehh".
@Huntersthomphson4 жыл бұрын
Im not convinced Brians sister isn’t just him with a wig.
@garnet19184 жыл бұрын
"Because we are siblings and we have the same hair!" [SCRAPING NOISES]
@mouse56374 жыл бұрын
What do you mean wig?
@RawkManX4 жыл бұрын
Pfft, she is GORGEOUS! Wait... what if Brian is also... ...Nope. Just gonna close that door right now.
@herodude10004 жыл бұрын
I'm not convinced it isn't the other way around.
@squatchjosh11314 жыл бұрын
@@RawkManX The closet's getting tired of your shit Jared, it's kicking you out.
@maxmajcher51153 жыл бұрын
Its a shame that Brian will have been dead for 23 years before ever getting to put those dart skills to the test
@hannahc33173 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference!
@lollol9598 Жыл бұрын
I understood that reference!
@CosmicTherian Жыл бұрын
I understood the reference!
@st12208 ай бұрын
I understood that reference!
@cheedahking51015 ай бұрын
I understood that reference!
@JacksonAndCo184 жыл бұрын
Revisiting this gem from the early quarantine era. 5 months later, still in lockdown... things were so much simpler when this and tiger king defined reality.
@Charlie_the_Chair3 жыл бұрын
_bad news, Dylan._
@toadstoolsiscool60603 жыл бұрын
Update: the dartening has failed; the world is in chaos. We have failed.
@ASHBRO3 жыл бұрын
I'm here from a much later time _Itsstillkindashitty_
@Spicypotatos2 жыл бұрын
It's September of 2021 and I am consistently surprised about how many things are so shitty and also emotionally numb to everything being shitty.
@DavidFlowers7774 жыл бұрын
- makes jorts (✅) - two beds (✅) - sold soul to demon (✅) - good at darts (work in progress)
@Sharptooth1014 жыл бұрын
Surely he's managed to sell the beds by now
@ericmx4 жыл бұрын
@@Sharptooth101 I mean, I'd hope so. Nothing bad has ever happened on them
@ecliptic_equinox4 жыл бұрын
- Have mixed relationship with trees (✅)
@obnoxas4 жыл бұрын
- has become a lake (✅)
@ZodiacShadow714 жыл бұрын
- has a crab claw (surgically removed)
@PixelBytesPixelArtist4 жыл бұрын
imagine in 40 years a history teacher showing this video to elaborate on what life was like during the corona plague
@the863724 жыл бұрын
By then, all communication will be done via dartboard
@stanconnorstan42664 жыл бұрын
*APUSH EXAM primary source* this video
@oliviafrancis19264 жыл бұрын
Pixel Bytes this is so goddamn funny
@user-pp5oh9ee1k4 жыл бұрын
It’s not a plague, the plague is the name of a specific disease that caused the great bubonic plague pandemic, it’s the coronavirus outbreak or pandemic.
@dragonflies67934 жыл бұрын
We need this
@pumpkin68613 жыл бұрын
1:21 - 1:35 this guy held a note for 14 seconds. impressive.
@danielsmith50323 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment on how great he sang the song
@ihatehandleswtf3 жыл бұрын
The chancellor of darts is the enby representation we needed
@rpgnc4 жыл бұрын
I was going insane in isolation but this actually made this worse I feel like I'm stuck on an island and the message in the bottle is just gibberish. Thank you
@k4eru204 жыл бұрын
watch short anime bc long anime fills u w dread
@rm-ky9bl4 жыл бұрын
That is a genuinely beautiful (and terrifying) metaphor holy shit
@TheJuliana09014 жыл бұрын
hey guys do you want some of my homework to occupy yourselves with or just talk? y'all okay?
@Jayberryjam4 жыл бұрын
yea but on the bright side, you just learned a new diy recipe!
@juli99504 жыл бұрын
666
@guytorie4 жыл бұрын
In a world where darts are the most important thing, he's never gotten good at darts, and yet his own sister is the Chancellor of Darts. This must cause some family drama. Edit: I've been informed that his girlfriend is the Chancellor, and his sister is the reporter doing the press release. This is even more scandalous than I thought. How could the Chancellor of Darts be willing to be seen in a relationship with someone who's willing to attempt The Ninja without proper training? Can forbidden love bloom in these times, when darts are the only thing that matters?
@mastermarkus53074 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure his girlfriend is the Chancellor of Darts while his sister is a reporter.
@IanBandeau4 жыл бұрын
It's why he was allowed to live for so long.
@stematart13274 жыл бұрын
I need a written story of this stat XD
@IanBandeau4 жыл бұрын
@@stematart1327 Nepotism in the Time of the Dartening
@guytorie4 жыл бұрын
@@mastermarkus5307 This is changes everything in an even more dramatic way.
@rockypikmin44933 жыл бұрын
"Quarantime" "11 months ago" It's almost been a year now boys. Someone save us.
@lilyparker66113 жыл бұрын
your comment cannot have been written 3 months ago nope nope nope
@allmycoolbeans3 жыл бұрын
@@lilyparker6611 hey imagine how i feel your comment was two whole months ago
@lilyparker66113 жыл бұрын
@@allmycoolbeans tbh i've accepted it at this point :')
@northpenguins2 жыл бұрын
This comment can't have been 8 months ago
@drmaniac57633 жыл бұрын
1:26 those harmonies are genuinely beautiful what the hell is this?
@natashaavital87133 жыл бұрын
He's an actual singer in a band called The Altogether, so that makes sense Edit: I had said "a band called Polygon". I gotta start replying to shit before I'm fully awake
@ahuddleofpenguins48424 жыл бұрын
This is such aggressive “I’m alone my apartments that means I can do anything“ vibes an I love it.
@asma-uo6ol4 жыл бұрын
yes
@maven12LA4 жыл бұрын
yes
@rosecohen65974 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ye88534 жыл бұрын
But he's not alone in his apartment in this one.
@what-uu3zn4 жыл бұрын
@@ye8853 omg your name
@slagathorscreesnauce49074 жыл бұрын
only 33 years until world peace, too bad brian’s gonna be dead 23 years before the dartening :/
@amelya29574 жыл бұрын
Slagathor Screesnauce ah a man of culture i see
@zoobnash25784 жыл бұрын
may 6 2030 is when I will die
@ordinaryyoutubechannel5824 жыл бұрын
@@zoobnash2578 at least he doesn't have to worry about retirement
@pigeon1604 жыл бұрын
That demon’s still here, I do not know why.
@liam15584 жыл бұрын
Why is he going to die so young?
@forresthopkinsa2 жыл бұрын
1:07 Everyone's rebranded, all the fighting's over Say goodbye to conflict, that design's rejected There's no longer language, only recognition There's no longer country, only corporate colors Color makes us hungry, hunger makes us human Everyone can see it, everything's connected
@Barnghost2 жыл бұрын
Man straight up made a dart cult indoctrination video
@helloiamenergyman2 жыл бұрын
LD fans and bdg fans are the same people change my mind
@d2510211 ай бұрын
everytime i watch this i think this omg
@mollymcdade40313 жыл бұрын
Me: My brain: 🎵The standard, the quarterback, the 180 chuck, the vin diesel, tweeze, and weasel, and the 12 point buck, the Christmas tree, the cntl z, the you and me and Dupree (oh wow), the hinge, and the ninja-🎵
@invisibleghost38203 жыл бұрын
My brain too: the ninja is an advanced technique that should not be attempted by amateur dartsmiths
@swtc_saga3 жыл бұрын
I literally have this memorized and it’ll just stick in my head for hours
@PanzerMan3324 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the SEVERAL dozens of holes in the wall from missed dart throws.
@TheLegendofphantom4 жыл бұрын
Might not be getting that security deposit back. But it won't matter by the year 2053
@tbush73164 жыл бұрын
@@TheLegendofphantom you know what will matter though?
@adami61874 жыл бұрын
@@tbush7316 D A R T S
@taakotuesdays4 жыл бұрын
there's a hole in my wall a solid three feet above the dartboard because I missed that badly
@LZC944 жыл бұрын
The bright side of quarantine is that BDG is locked away with his own thoughts until a masterpiece such as this emerges
@ahobbit12734 жыл бұрын
LazyCyclist Imagine if he went even more insane than he already is. It would be terrifying.
@topdonut38459 ай бұрын
Here is 2023 and im still waiting for the Dartening 😢
@5MadMovieMakers2 жыл бұрын
The dartpocalypse draws closer
@nadi42104 жыл бұрын
Zuko looked like he feared for his life when he was sitting at the table, that poor cat is locked up with a crazy man who radiates chaotic neutral energy
@olliefischer4 жыл бұрын
he is just...a little barbarian. who doesn't give a shit about smart stuff like chess and darts
@dayngeros4 жыл бұрын
That's rough, buddy
@yupitsmebrody18204 жыл бұрын
*chaotic good energy
@ShayTheBean4 жыл бұрын
@@dayngeros I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
@Unplanted4 жыл бұрын
I just hope Zuko is still at full HP.
@vlogbrothers4 жыл бұрын
This is literally the only good thing about the last two weeks. -John
@Henrus_Second_Channel_Now4 жыл бұрын
Hey you’re those guys
@joerobins56494 жыл бұрын
BDG never forgets to be awesome.
@enbyennui4 жыл бұрын
most ambitious crossover event in history
@annikkalu62704 жыл бұрын
The fact that John watches/ has at one point watched BDG is literally the only good thing about this decade so far
@phoebelikebridgers4 жыл бұрын
AH this made my day my two favorite online people in one video
@issanghessi56612 жыл бұрын
fun fact this song was almost referenced in ai the somnium files nirvana initiative. for those of you who played the game, its the first time you visit boss's office as ryuki and select her dartboard
@kbrasee3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of "Dart Juice: it's worth it" by Balloon Shop
@brux3573 жыл бұрын
Do you enjoy d-d-d-d-d-darts?
@davidedwards15113 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss
@NoName-vq6cg3 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes, great vid
@sunflowerscout4 жыл бұрын
this feels like a hazy dream you have when your high off cough syrup and have a fever
@annas90164 жыл бұрын
The first time I read this, I read "corn syrup" and I did not question it.
@Black_pearl_adrift4 жыл бұрын
Oops if you have a fever you should probably get that checked out
@lamentz274 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I totally only experience this feeling when I'm sick and on medicine and not every cursed night of my existence followed by a struggle to break out of sleep paralysis with a demon clawing at my blankets. Yep, only when I'm sick...
@gregorywiederecht4 жыл бұрын
I feel like this describes most of BDG's videos
@axolotlking10724 жыл бұрын
"I want the skill but have no willpower to do all the rest" Me, staring around my bedroom at half started crochet, the game I started making, the soap I made one time and never again, the books I've started writing, painting projects left unfinished, the books I never read, embroidery supplies I bought but never used, abandoned floor posters i haven't put up yet, video games purchased and mostly unplayed, the broken ps4 I bought 2 years ago that I haven't taken to a repair shop yet, the KZbin channel I started with my friend, podcast ideas left to rot: ouch, Brian
@Cheerwine0914 жыл бұрын
I feel called out
@emrysisscreaming37124 жыл бұрын
damn ok @ me next time
@razok21254 жыл бұрын
lmao I have 10 instruments in my room. I can play two, and they're basically the same thing. That line definitely hit me hard. I've been spending my quarantine in my room laying in bed.
@alexismontez42304 жыл бұрын
FYI: trouble finishing tasks can be a symptom of ADHD (inattentive and hyperactive types)
@TheHughgee4 жыл бұрын
I've got ADHD and chronic fatigue so my brain is like "PROJECTS" and my body is like "b e d"
@xela65283 жыл бұрын
This has the same energy, structure, and scripting of an episode of Regular Show and I love it
@williampym37413 жыл бұрын
This is Regular Show and 'have you seen my laptop?' is Adventure Time
@xela65283 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
@donutsandgravy31503 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why “war is just a whisper in the memories of those who can recall a time before the dartening” hit so hard but I wouldn’t mind living in a society of only dart
@thomas18484 жыл бұрын
This man is capable of gaining and losing 10 years of age with facial hair alone.
@Jess-pe8bq4 жыл бұрын
Depending on his hair/facial hair, he either has Twink or Big Dad Energy, but he will always possess his Theatre Bi Energy
@thegay4 жыл бұрын
He's approx 56 in the most recent video
@screeeee61714 жыл бұрын
@@mariocamspam72 ????
@abc-qh5fc4 жыл бұрын
@@mariocamspam72 i- huh????? 1 this is a cis man 2 why the sick emojis????????????
@MicroHippo1234 жыл бұрын
@@abc-qh5fc a cis man?
@connerpileggi34304 жыл бұрын
I was beginning to think we’d lost him to polygon
@24601st4 жыл бұрын
he Is polygon
@denjdenji5604 жыл бұрын
@@24601st absolutely true
@dittoma4 ай бұрын
Little story time; I used to watch this every couple've months or so during quarantine, hoping that things might return to normal in the future and that vaccines might come out to protect people close to me that are clinically vulnerable; I'd think "some day, this is going to be more of a memory than the current state of things. It'll feel distant, even." Things are not fully back to normal as the variants are still around, but every now and then I'll come back to this video, and I'll be so happy that I *remember* the state the world was in. Thank you to everyone that had a part in keeping people as healthy as possible, and I hope this video continues to feel old
@RealGracefulGoose3 жыл бұрын
Early quarantine was an aesthetic, now it's just hell. Seriously, there are babies alive now who weren't even a twinkle in their parents eyes when this song came out.
@danielramon99173 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/opWmm56oqNuYgbM
@PaintedSheep3834 жыл бұрын
The voice of an angel, the mind of a lunatic
@ericchan53964 жыл бұрын
yeah pretty much that
@alexp60134 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say a lunatic. He is enlightened
@ovibologna24334 жыл бұрын
is this a warning for something that only brian knows since he’s an omniscient being? an apocalypse mayhaps? i’m scared
@ARVash4 жыл бұрын
Have you read the news?? There's literally a pandemic going on.
@karinnal15614 жыл бұрын
dartpocalypse
@mrjoe3324 жыл бұрын
Luckily for him, he will be already dead long before the dartening happens
@GinoZump4 жыл бұрын
you said "mayhaps" xD
@purpleduracell4 жыл бұрын
Adartcolypse if you will...
@icephoenix2470 Жыл бұрын
I like the idea that Brian got really into darts as a quarantine hobby, forgets about it years into the future, and at 0:50 sees this on the news for the first time. For a second, you can see he completely forgot that he was into darts.
@aboveaveragecat443 жыл бұрын
Three days ago this video turned a year old. Where the hell did time go
@largeoctahedron4 жыл бұрын
Brian’s been locked in the polygon box for almost a year and boy golly did he come back with a bang.
@EthanTylerSmith4 жыл бұрын
All of the creative people of the world are releasing insanely inspiring and life-changing projects. Brian: Darts.
@exosproudmamabear5584 жыл бұрын
You should expand the list you know. There isn't just Brian who does insanely inspiring and life-changing projects like darts.
@punkitt4 жыл бұрын
You saying this ain't??
@rocketwolves45093 жыл бұрын
I somehow have nostalgia for this song already. I'm not complaining though.
@goatinanovercoat11643 жыл бұрын
My class showed this to our AP world teacher and he got confused and was all like “is this a new meme? I don’t understand it.” It is now a big meme in our school.
@emilymonahan52323 жыл бұрын
ICONIC
@andrewjones11434 жыл бұрын
This boy put on a whole ass bald cap for a split second gag. Respect.
@emeryhull76724 жыл бұрын
Nah he just took off his wig
@TheDetonadoBR4 жыл бұрын
It's clearly photoshopped though
@Maffoo4 жыл бұрын
What's a whole ass in the context of a bald cap?
@NinjaDimes4 жыл бұрын
600+ people cant tell when something is photo-shopped/edited, it seems.
@TheHadMatters4 жыл бұрын
@@Maffoo Take one ass cheek in the context of a bald cap, then multiply that by two.
@TheHeartTheUsed4 жыл бұрын
Is this definitive proof that BDG is capable of writing a musical, because if so then I am ready
@playertoo97304 жыл бұрын
i NEED this man to write one
@charliewalters29314 жыл бұрын
Check out stranger sings cause he kinda already did write one
@WaluigisBulge4 жыл бұрын
He made two I think, sans visuals, with stranger sings and another one in the deep cuts playlist
@takemetoyonk4 жыл бұрын
I think the pokerap live perfomance was proof
@user-pp5oh9ee1k4 жыл бұрын
He already did with dances moving.
@candarudriemor22603 жыл бұрын
This entire channel has dystopian vibes and it's hysterical
@codacheetah4 жыл бұрын
This has some strong "Redesign Your Logo" energy towards the end there
@helloiamenergyman3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it does :)
@Em.mp34 жыл бұрын
He’s back and stronger than ever, and definitely hasn’t been replaced by the jorts that killed him in the last video. No that would be absurd this is Brian and he is normal and not a pair of jorts. Like me and you, person reading this comment. You are not jorts not jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts
@ScreechTheMighty4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this terrifying comment.
@a-aron56914 жыл бұрын
Hello my friends keep accosting me with images of denim objects and replacing the first letter of that object with a 'J'. So far we have Jairs (jean stairs) Jouch (jean couch) Jed (jean bed) Jondom (oh god) as well as Janties, Jarpet, Jampon, and many more. How do I get her to send me more? Asking for a myself.
@NoGoodNik14 жыл бұрын
@@a-aron5691 just hearing the word Jampon gave me toxic shock syndrome
@sophiekilbreth59194 жыл бұрын
JONDOM
@ArloMathis4 жыл бұрын
Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack
@IanZWhite004 жыл бұрын
There’s a little tiny part of me that’s upset that the most technically impressive part of the song had to take a backseat to deliver the Dart Chancellor’s message but it’s okay because now I guess I know how to correctly build the society of tomorrow
@ecliptic_equinox4 жыл бұрын
Technically impressive? Whatcha mean by that!
@codybeames15344 жыл бұрын
@@ecliptic_equinox their voices were soundin fly as hell!
@chucktowski_4 жыл бұрын
I thought the first face zoom to open the video was the best part.
@Voxelize4 жыл бұрын
The unison at 0:44 is so perfect I can only hear one voice.
@godoy_3 жыл бұрын
My dartboard broke recently and while watching this video, a tear rolled through my face
@user-qw8px6py4e4 жыл бұрын
I find it important to add that this is likely the very same dartboard he acquired in the sims unraveled
@edslushie5704 жыл бұрын
I think they’re pretending that episode didn’t happen, since this video includes 0 jazz men despite taking place primarily in the jazz room.
@user-qw8px6py4e4 жыл бұрын
Ed Slushie i had not noticed, and i must say the lack if jazz men is worrying me greatly. I hope they are all right.
@lorendaemon79454 жыл бұрын
i crit myself Presumably there turned out to be a limit to the amount of strange decor the roommates were willing to put up with lol
@xpert_72523 жыл бұрын
This is one of those videos that is like a min long but feels like an hour
@eagleeyes31853 жыл бұрын
Now, ive never been the kind of person to find audivisuals "satisfying", but that choir at the end is just so goood
@birduwu4 жыл бұрын
HES BEEN RELEASED
@abbeyangevine17734 жыл бұрын
Deafening_Bird98 Sucks And by released you mean cooped up by quarantine right
@impiish54144 жыл бұрын
@@abbeyangevine1773 He's been contained but his imagination knows no bounds and shall not be quelled
@goonsdirge34644 жыл бұрын
@@impiish5414 I'll take "extremely threatening messages" for 500, alex
@birduwu4 жыл бұрын
Abbey Angevine no. He’s been stuck in the Polydungeon for too long.
@NotsoNick4 жыл бұрын
I feel like he wants my darts set in Animal Crossing but doesn’t quite know how to ask for it in a non awkward way
@audrey.s.4 жыл бұрын
I just got the dart set in Pocket Camp and this video releases shortly after. This is not just a coincidence.
@kurootsuki33264 жыл бұрын
mood
@oliguy98863 жыл бұрын
i love the detail of all the little holes next to the dartboard at the end
@dykethatbites4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never made the connection before but after I watched this video, I’ve started to play darts with my dad almost daily. I think I’m prepared to get good at darts.
@soupsoup42453 жыл бұрын
Have you gotten good at darts?
@dykethatbites3 жыл бұрын
@@soupsoup4245 I attempted The Ninja. Oh god. I got good at darts. *I’m ready.*
@finallyhauntings78414 жыл бұрын
Brian on Polygon: *slow descent into madness occasionally but mostly ok* Brian on his main channel: *cryptic shit* Brian are you ok? do you need help?
@samuellasky77714 жыл бұрын
I predict he'll go full-on mad artist and write a ton of masterpieces that won't be released until after he's dead and can't complain anymore.
@uilsoum8754 жыл бұрын
Samuel Lasky we just have to wait until after May 6th, 2030
@CB-pf5lb4 жыл бұрын
You know, there ARE some videos on his channel where you can see the word "help" briefly. Maybe he's trying to tell us something...
@jeddonaldson75264 жыл бұрын
@@uilsoum875 dang it I was just about to make that joke, sigh... Always too late to do the funny haha :(
@edslushie5704 жыл бұрын
If you think he’s mad now, watch Watermelon Man from before he had a job...
@avoilachan4 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the soul-transcending harmony at the end like it just makes me want to hear more
@W-LM274 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
@naiv6894 жыл бұрын
yeah same. its mesmerizing
@meeprific4 жыл бұрын
It is good, I hadn’t noticed! Do you think it’s his sister singing...?
@avoilachan4 жыл бұрын
@@meeprific I just assumed it's both of them with his sister hitting the high notes haha. karen han is also credited at the end, so either she was only in the cameos here 0:33 and here 0:50, or she's a singer too :) to me it sounds like there are two different female voices
@benjo2704 жыл бұрын
If you liked the harmony at the end, you'll love ELO, especially their album "Time"! I think that's where BDG got his inspo from?
@tdimensional67332 жыл бұрын
The speed at which he goes from deep in consideration to "it's time" right at the beginning is staggering
@ryanyoak10173 жыл бұрын
This is only 15 months old and it somehow already feels like a relic of a different time
@5MadMovieMakers4 жыл бұрын
Well boys we did it, dystopia is now over
@nikkoa.36393 жыл бұрын
You mean it's starting. It's time to get good at the darts
@Hazel-xl8in3 жыл бұрын
woah 666 likes
@godsclown44193 жыл бұрын
I thought you said dysphoria and I was so confused for a second-
@procedingfishingboats46023 жыл бұрын
@@godsclown4419 same
@gerarddip3 жыл бұрын
In before L00PdeL00P responds
@staggbones4 жыл бұрын
is anyone going to talk about how many holes are in his wall around the dart board
@discdeath4 жыл бұрын
He's not good at darts.... yet.
@kellanlevi56634 жыл бұрын
RIP their security deposit
@felixc5434 жыл бұрын
Tbf, landlords steal security deposits anyway, so why not at this point
@MilkManic4 жыл бұрын
Psh, that's an afternoon or two of playing darts. In three months it'll be more hole then wall
@mattieice47854 жыл бұрын
It’s time to get good at the darts
@DaciGotYou3 жыл бұрын
Happy one year of getting good at darts
@piogal349 ай бұрын
Only 30 years left to get proficient at communicating by dart.
@immysnowden4 жыл бұрын
zuko playing chess,,, the cinematic artistry
@k4eru204 жыл бұрын
the after-effect that slowed the footage down just makes it
@skarpetky46494 жыл бұрын
dartistry, if you will
@immysnowden4 жыл бұрын
skarpetky i ABSOLUTELY will thank you very much
@TibsisTops4 жыл бұрын
Not giving a shit about smart stuff +5
@Karragh4 жыл бұрын
All the time Brian spent writing and recording this song/video could have been spent getting good at darts.
@wibraith10 ай бұрын
hi Brian it's been 3 1/2 years since this was posted and I just wanted to say that I'm grateful that this is the song that got me through a specific world event, even though I never got good at darts and I regret it every day.
@michael-cu3dl4 жыл бұрын
during quarantine I've been playing lot of spiderman on the ps4 and watching all your songs on loop, so now I associate all your songs with spiderman. thanks dude
@jellaux4 жыл бұрын
we’ve been blessed by the brian. let us all play darts in honor of Him. Let’s get good
@Depleted-Uranium4 жыл бұрын
1:00 his eye turning into a dartboard is a subtle nod to the fact that i'd probably blind several people and possibly myself if i even attempt to get good at throwing darts
@veggiet20092 жыл бұрын
I just realized this song released just 10 days after the national emergency was declared. This came out I think right **before** my state declared a shutdown. You move fast BDG!
@Roma-kp4qg3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this got recommended to me just now means that I have to cope with the fact that this was 5 months ago, when quarantine was still quirky and the world wasn't on fire
@idontneedaname3184 жыл бұрын
he's finally returned in our greatest time of need
@dollarintheswearjar68294 жыл бұрын
"There is no more poverty or famine, there is only darts" is the spiritual successor to "No arms, no legs, no existential crisis, just worms"
@Israbelle3 жыл бұрын
it's also the spiritual cousin to lemon demon's redesign your logo "everyone's rebranded / all the fighting's over / say goodbye to conflict / that design's rejected"
An underappreciated part of this video: the sheer number of little holes in the wall around and under the dart board that they'll need to fill when they move out, and the notion that said holes wouldn't be there if Brian didn't try to make that part of the apartment the "Jazz Nook" in his Sims Unraveled.
@alyssamullan70934 жыл бұрын
When you think it’s over it just keeps going
@rion23594 жыл бұрын
Nobody is talking about how he rhymed fine with quarantine and it's bothering me a lot.
@tourmaline83474 жыл бұрын
Rion his rhyming ability is Shakespearean.
@veronicaholme8034 жыл бұрын
No I love it
@stelliferous15544 жыл бұрын
Avatar checks out
@tulipaverde67274 жыл бұрын
he rhymed fine with quarantine *time*
@nomorewhatifs83434 жыл бұрын
cute that you're talking about rhymes with rhyme as your icon,, this isn't sarcastic it's just a cute icon
@whammo57794 жыл бұрын
fun fact: I'm trash at darts, and for some reason, the ninja is actually the only way I can play darts. I starting throwing like a ninja as a joke, got really good at it, and forgot how to do it normally
@tobysinbad4 жыл бұрын
Dr Whammo is killing your opponents how you win
@tobysinbad4 жыл бұрын
how does murder fit in with your Hippocratic oath, doctor
@dasirrlicht54154 жыл бұрын
It is a doctorate in theoretical physics, obviously.
@Skidoodle184 жыл бұрын
Cool motive, still murder
@wisecrack34614 жыл бұрын
I feel you should know that l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique. A staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. You would've worn the costume of Dr Whammo But you were born a Ninja Dartsman. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be a Ninja Dartsman. I'm calling you a Dartsman. A natural born Dartsman. You always have been, and you always will be. Watching KZbin, playing with an inferior technique, joking around, missing the board. That's you, trying to disguise yourself as an amateur Dartsman. That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. But you're not an amateur Dartsman. You're a renegade ninja Dartsman. And no matter how poorly you throw, infrequently you play, how jokingly you dart, nothing in the world would ever change that.
@blablabla7982 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that he removed the jazz paintings from the jazz painting room
@LocutusBorgOf3 жыл бұрын
I love the shot going into the eye that turns into a dart board, it reminds me of a Bowie lyric "Throwing darts in lover's eyes"
@saltypumpkin9274 жыл бұрын
The you, me, and Dupree is definitely not social distancing
@MezephelesArt4 жыл бұрын
He's too strong. Social distancing is now beneath him.
@Abush014 жыл бұрын
The darts will protect them
@lavender_evie4 жыл бұрын
You social distance w the weirdos that live w you as they have to put up with you all the time noe
@BismuthBorealis4 жыл бұрын
But don't you know? He's a video editing master! I bet they were just in a different room. Now, him and the *cat* on the other hand was deffo not social distancing
@RkkiTkkiTaavi4 жыл бұрын
roommates.
@deanc91954 жыл бұрын
BDG, the saviour of the anxious and vulnerable. The patron saint of “we all wanna be chaotic good but are too scared to commit”
@lucydavenport39184 жыл бұрын
All hail our lord and saviour
@Claymann714 жыл бұрын
Ever tried *Chaotic Neutral?* It's the most insane. I could go to work today & pay bills, or I could go live in a hermit cave somewhere in the backwoods of Alaska until Winter forces me into society again for a season. (When liquid propane (which is cheating) freezes, you get the F*** out of there & into a space with a furnace or 24-H cast-iron stove.)
@addderalll3 жыл бұрын
i love that first look to the camera as the song starts, just that solemn look in his eyes
@toryslapper693 жыл бұрын
For some reason i don't remember any of these videos ever existing. I remember buy my bed and little else of brian's channel 6 months ago and somehow there are numerous classics i never saw
@tradingfriends4 жыл бұрын
Why does it always look like he's in front of a green screen even just in his apartment? Are his powers too strong for this world and he has to astral project from another?
@onionbot24 жыл бұрын
superimposed energy
@erikwillms23874 жыл бұрын
DUDE, Ssshhhh, wedontalkbouthat.
@synmad36383 жыл бұрын
What we perceive as reality is merely brian's green screen
@mediocrio3 жыл бұрын
hes just got. SUCH regular edges. perfect for masking
@wintercandle42213 жыл бұрын
It’s not that everything looks like a green screen behind him, it’s that he makes green screens look natural to the point where there is no difference between green screen and reality.
@MatthewMaulwurf4 жыл бұрын
I was watching this video and my dad called out from downstairs *IS THAT THE SATURDAY SHORTS GUY*
@PlanetComputer4 жыл бұрын
totally happened
@dragonflies67934 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful
@andrewbergin90844 жыл бұрын
Either fake or beautiful
@kornsuwin4 жыл бұрын
why
@cheesewater744 жыл бұрын
why not both
@Nora-dz3gc3 жыл бұрын
I had a wild mood swing, and I started to get scared of myself being angry for no reason, and this, in addition to dog kisses and a chocolate milk, really helped me chill out. I just want to thank you.
@hitpointsharry13443 жыл бұрын
I like how his sister effortlessly fits in with his videos.