IT’S WIZARD TIME - VOL. 2 Compilation of YouTube Shorts by Punkey Doodles

#animation #dndmemes #dnd #dndcharacter #funny #dungeonanddragons #cartoon #wizard #wizardingworld #skyrim #eldenring #punkeydoodles

[@1PeppyPeach]

That last clip makes me think a wizard rave would be the ultimate party trick, just a mind-boggling show of special special effects masterpieces, smushed together.

[@Dewani90]

just don't cast dancing lights at the end, it might go wild and release a tarrasque.

[@ThyDungeonman2]

I cast vicious mockery: Your spells suck so hard you can miss with a magic missile.

[@cooltiger2439]

"You call that a staff? I've seen school children find better sticks"

[@ThyDungeonman2]

@@cooltiger2439 THINE ROBES ART TATTERED AND DISHEVELED AS A HOMELESS KOBOLD'S LOINCLOTH!! (all in good fun ^_^)

[@greenhydra10]

You're a third rate caster with a fourth rate spellbook!

[@WillRennar]

@@cooltiger2439 ...Yeah, no, I honestly can't argue with that. Those kids do be finding the best sticks...

[@HubertWalder-kf3dx]

Emotional damage

[@winteronice]

I know it's Wizard time, but that Bard kills me dead so hard.

[@ZatchZXman]

It is a banger song

[@shelbybabcock8779]

It’s from the song “Perception Check”. Very fun song.

[@Nugire]

"Loot that body! Loot that body now!"

[@ahorseofcourse7283]

What is a bard but a singing wizard?

[@shelbybabcock8779]

@@ahorseofcourse7283 I mean… are you really a wizard if you can’t cast fireball?

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

5:30 For those curious, that song being played in the VERY last clip is “Breathe” by Prodigy. (well, a slightly remixed version of that song, but I recognized that shit IMMEDIATELY, cause I’ve had that song saved to my phone since 2005, lol)

[@Tengu125]

The first few seconds of that sound clip reminded me of a trailer for Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped on a demo disc that I watched over and over as a kid. (Euro Demo 98, I believe) It gave me a little bit of unexpected nostalgia, which is always nice.

[@sambith]

I bought The Fat of the Land on CD when it came outbin '98 😭 It didn't occur to me that I live in a world where people don't know the Prodigy.

[@lyonderurido1889]

I still love the horrified wizard in wizard war, power word scrunch is overkill 😂

[@squirrelbusken-cv4wy]

"I gotta get the hell outta here!"

[@Notafayas831]

What does a power word scrunch do? WHAT DOES IT DO?!?!?!

[@Nicmadis]

@@Notafayas831 "Scrunch."

[@Notafayas831]

Scrunch what?!?!

[@laughingcloud3516]

@@Notafayas831 ever see that video of the oil tank get crushed like a soda can out of nowhere? That is what scrunch does to it's target

[@Lily-p7b2x]

There are a few reasons a wizard may need to summon a Honda Accord: 1. It was stolen, and summoning is the quickest way to retrieve it. 2. He walked to Walmart, but his bags are too heavy to carry back or something. 3. The Honda Accord is of another plain, and must be summoned for every use. If 3 is correct, why did he go specifically for a Honda Accord? Is it so the spell rhymes? Sentimental value? Or maybe the Honda chose him. We may never know. (Edit: grammar)

[@megarockmanz]

Maybe the spell summons a mount you own and that's the car he car he bought

[@Azakamak2401]

It was the cheapest version of the spell he could afford to copy to his spell book.

[@siegehardt]

What horrors lay dormant in the Honda plain, I wonder?

[@Swoozman]

“The Whip chooses the Wizard, Mr. Potter”

[@helpfulDeathgod]

4. he forgot where he parked but instead of looking like a fool wandering the parking lot, he can just summon it cause he's a wizard and no one will know

[@Stop_Inc.-cg6hk]

That last one sounds like it'd be on Real Wizards FM

[@NeoTechni]

I'd like to know the real song.

[@leichenfaust4083]

@@NeoTechni kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJ6rdZt3pM19orM thats the real song

[@leichenfaust4083]

and maybe this is outa the clip

[@leichenfaust4083]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWOmfIJ3fdFrrqc

[@Hawk013]

THE PRODIGY - BREATHE (BROOKS ALEKSANDER REMIX) skip to 2:57 for this clip

[@Texas.T]

I cast Explosive Diarrhea the poor Paliden in full armor .

[@babayaga9862]

No no no no wait wait wait!

[@1PeppyPeach]

He'd have some serious negative charisma and stealth after that

[@galling2052]

The bard version of this spell is called the brown note

[@squishyseraph7780]

ooooooof. That's just horrible.

[@michaellohmeier6427]

Power word: Brown propulsion

[@Daniel_3322]

2:12 I'mma be honest, this one is probably one of my favorite videos on this platform.

[@MegaTomPlays]

I really need to know what power word scrunch does

[@Ghalaghor_McAllistor]

@@MegaTomPlays Imagine a wad of crumpled paper, but with a human.

[@MegaTomPlays]

@@Ghalaghor_McAllistor nice

[@Zelk37]

Tbh, I’d like to know if that wizard managed to get out of there, because that poor guy just KNEW he was underpowered for that wizard war............plus, judging by his use of frostbite and poison, he seems to prefer spells with both damage and utility. 👀 Frostbite - Ice damage, of course, but could potentially slow an enemy down or make a limb useless.........possibly stop an opponent in their tracks literally if aimed at the legs/feet. Poison - possible long term damage, and a way to do additional damage through an affliction and stack on damage through other spells. Could potentially be painful af, which could also slow down or stop someone if bad enough. 🤔

[@HubertWalder-kf3dx]

By the way, wizard war is really fu**en. Imagine what will left. Only stone and craters.

[@nemo.bukowski]

Firebolt: Dear bad guy Fireball: To whom it may concern Meteor swarm: HERE YE, HERE YE

[@dragonlorddrogoth8123]

Rain of colorless fire: MESSAGE DELIVERED

[@Jon_the_Wizard]

Delayed Blast Fireball: Listen, son!

[@HonestMagpie]

Magic Missile: "Dear Sir Bartholomew Hendrick Loftview III, Esquire" (Magic Missile can't miss).

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Meteor of Cassdora = Map Grid Coordinates Deleted

[@arena7839]

"I cast... Forgive Yourself" Counter Spell :)

[@Drake-ij1jx]

Bruh this should not have made me laugh so hard just.... Take my like and I'll leave

[@secretsecret3528]

I cast " MAKE ME ! "

[@lucasfraczek4320]

You have no choice, forgive yourself. *_This is indeed a threat._*

[@zambekiller]

​@@lucasfraczek4320 I cast remember what happened last Tuesday after you got blackout drunk

[@williamryder781]

I nat20 that save

[@amanawolf9166]

"I cast extremely slow internet speed." Me: You hold no power here, wizard! I was born in the days of dial up. I still remember tying up the phone line to play C&C: Red Alert over the phone.

[@exumbra1399]

"In return, I cast broken DNS config!"

[@devinbuettgenbach2941]

@@exumbra1399 Counterspell and reflect!

[@exumbra1399]

@@devinbuettgenbach2941 *Spellcast Error: DNS Resolution Failed* *Error Code: SPELL_DNS_LOOKUP_FAILURE* *Description: The magical energies required to cast the spell could not be properly aligned with the Weave. Please verify your incantations and components and try again later.*

[@exumbra1399]

@@devinbuettgenbach2941 *Spellcast Error: DNS Resolution Failed* *Error Code: SPELL_DNS_LOOKUP_FAILURE* *Description: The magical energies required to cast the spell could not be properly aligned with the Weave. Please verify your incantations and components and try again later.*

[@devinbuettgenbach2941]

@@exumbra1399 Spellgems go Brr

[@screenname6829]

2:36 to have survived that long with such bullshit spells in my eyes is a mark of certified mastery Bro could probably defeat wizards twice his skill level with nonsense like "power word: twerk" if he could just pull a Markiplier and tell himself to stop being a coward

[@artfuldodgerrr]

Glad that the Magic The Noah clip has evolved from not only a Party Crashers meme, but a DnD meme as well.

[@benjaminvanderweide2007]

it's all fun and games until the wizard casts extremely slow internet

[@D-Lock-8]

Sorry but your comment won't load

[@illbeyourmonster1959]

YT casts...... UNNESSISARY CENSORSHIP!!!

[@RyanDawson-x4z]

Every time that happens I lose internet

[@jesseherrig6664]

Shit. So a wizard did do it to Crowdstrike on Friday.

[@BLUEWOLFJAPAN]

0:30 I recognize those voices it the party crashers!

[@jonashenningmuller6955]

From Magic the noah

[@anthonyst-laurent529]

Sophist: I cast thunder spell! Everyone else: NO!

[@necrodragon291]

5:32 I need an extended version of this ASAP!!! That is the beginning of an epic wizard war!

[@NeoTechni]

seconded

[@BreadDemon69]

Thirded

[@ardwark]

The original is kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJ6rdZt3pM19orM but i need that bass remix EDIT: Pretty sure this is it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYPOo2x9nKdogac

[@Nerillias]

i think, it's the Brooks Aleksander Remix kzbin.info/www/bejne/omq9hoJ3m9dsn5I

[@jaxonanderson7220]

@ardwark thanks dude

[@CommanderBohn]

Wizard Wars will always be crazy and I love it. There should be more Wizard War scenarios.

[@anonymouse2675]

I would love Power Word Scrunch.

[@generalwoe359]

Sounds like an opportunity for my favorite spell (Transmutation)FLESH TO BEES

[@Plaguedocwhoneedsabreak]

@@generalwoe359oh god, NOT THE BEES

[@genericname2747]

​@@generalwoe359 I cast the reverse. There's a ball of flesh flying towards you

[@4rc4n3f0rg3]

I CAST GOLDEN RULE!

[@MelancholyMoondancer]

I completely lost it with "I cast endometriosis!" 😂🤣

[@toomanyaccounts]

had to look it up. at least mend buttcrack doesn't discriminate

[@everetthaber2846]

Truly, the most evil of spells

[@hyperhannah5741]

@@everetthaber2846even more evil when you consider for it to work on a male it would likely force a genitalia change before putting him through a pain he could never even imagine

[@georgeray1906]

​@@everetthaber2846 It should be considered a war crime.

[@sithis8888]

What is that?

[@bluesbest1]

0:45 One second, I gotta look something up. ... Wow, that's beyond fucked up. Like, damn.

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

Um will YT let you tell us, or do we really not want to know?

[@bluesbest1]

@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 It makes Period cramps a lot worse.

[@florismmsmit]

@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576parts of the womb growing outside the womb

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

@@florismmsmitit’s more embarrassing than Brazilian wax BUT I CAST……. RADIATION POISONING!!!!!

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

Y-Yikes May god have mercy on thy souls

[@GOKUnoP1CO]

0:18 haha jokes on you i live in australia

[@adamcartrette4037]

A wizard is fighting an enemy group with big bellies. Wizard casts Jiggle Physics 1000%. The enemies' big bellies flop around in every direction beating the hell out of the entire group.

[@javiera.6326]

*little girl appears* "I cast thunder spell!" -Sophist "NOOO!" -Vernias

[@HubertWalder-kf3dx]

Sophist is one of greatest players of all times. I think best action was buying a 3 dragons

[@Entelarmer]

Brent: laughs wildly. Nick: probably complaining Sophist is his teammate.

[@mattshinde3614]

Oh, are we casting horrible spells? Alright then! I cast... ...PERSISTENT DISTRACTING ITCH IN THAT ONE SPOT ON YOUR BACK YOU JUST CANNOT REACH!

[@susanfender307]

You Villian! I cast RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC AND THE DRIVER AHEAD OF YOU IS LATE TO COUNTRY BUFFET

[@mattshinde3614]

@@susanfender307 Ouch! I don't even fully understand that one, but I am STILL insulted/wounded/inconvenienced enough to respond with something even worse! *ahem* I CAST... ... ...COMPULSIVE NFT INVESTMENT!!

[@susanfender307]

@@mattshinde3614 In revenge, I cast FAMILY DINNER OF TACO BELL AND GOLYTLEY

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

I cast THAT ONE ITCH THAT FEELS LIKE IT'S ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR ARM THAT YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY SCRATCH

[@secretsecret3528]

I know not what this bullshittery be about, but I cast " PERPETUAL PAPRIKA CHALLENGE ! "

[@WolfHreda]

"Cloak time, baby! If you ain't cloakin' you're broken."

[@nerdking7222]

"You ain't got no spells, you ain't for no enchantments, YOUR GEMS ARE SHIT!"

[@Blaze-kf3ds]

0:25 since its raining fireball is weaker but also thunder spell just happens to get a boost making it be a bigger explosion

[@Isheepzu]

whats impressive is that the Dwarf tanked that nat20 vicious mockery

[@renemuz2568]

"You cannot deny these nuts" sucktion cup man😂😂😂 And next to it is my second favorite one "SONOFABIT***"😂

[@mrzyxen]

4:45 THAT ESCALATED OUT IF NOWHERE!!

[@magicmage5356]

3:01 ADD has actually been put together with ADHD

[@MarxistMomentum]

The Ten Hells, or some similar shit!

[@MisterLG08]

"I CAST MAGIC F#*KING MISSILE!" - Mister torque highfive flexington

[@literallyjustascorpion9697]

0:51, Hit with instant Battleblock theater nostalgia… Goddamn Stamper is a national treasure.

[@kampfzwergxp]

that's some mighty shit right there.... MORE.... I NEED MORE!!!

[@1PeppyPeach]

This compilation goes into the favourite tab

[@CaptainIchimaruGin]

The bard elf is going to experience something only the short stacks can do properly when they have a bladed weapon and it's call MANHOOD REMOVAL! All the short stack needed is a bladed weapon to painfully remove the disrespectful bard's family jewel. If the the short stacks have a blunt weapon then the MANHOOD REMOVAL well be even more painful as the bard has their family jewel smashed.

[@illbeyourmonster1959]

Why do I get the feeling that came from a personal level?

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

I Cast "Say Goodbye To Your Kneecaps!"

[@CaptainIchimaruGin]

@@brothersgt.grauwolff6716 Partial or complete removal of the Kneecaps? Partial the Elf Bard well probably unable to walk without aid. Complete the Elf Bard well no longer be able to walk at all.

[@battlesheep2552]

3:32 that is a very convincing argument, i'm for whatever the SWMG is about

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

3:34 WOLOLOOOOOOO

[@gilbertotabares8196]

While the shorts are nice a proper video just feels right.

[@lordadrian1000]

Ooooh, 'i cast manual breathing'. Ooooh, 'i cast endometriosis'. Bah! I CAST... EXPLOSIVE DIARRHERA!!!

[@Akhaandir]

I CAST........PERMANENT PERIOD PAIN

[@urielraven-frost8714]

I CAST... SUSPENSEFUL CROHN'S DISEASE

[@Tengu125]

Don't forget to cast Mend Butthole first, for a deadly 1-2 punch

[@ericward8459]

Ha! Pikers, all of you! I CAST: PARALYZING STRESS!!!

[@shii5795]

I CAST: KIDNEY STONE.

[@drewholmes7356]

4:07 This how I imagine all mages/wizards play.

[@msheahan7]

1:40 love the Resident Alien reference.

[@anthonyst-laurent529]

The door was unlocked

[@Herdatec]

Just found these and I love it. This reminds me of 1d4chan gems like the Strengt based Muscle wizard: "I CAST FIST!"

[@oliverperez-ex2ue]

Wizard cowboy looks snazzy

[@talknight2]

I CAST... hot lead!

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

I Cast 30-30

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

I CAST “TASTE YOUR OWN TEETH!”

[@antoniosangermano8834]

I cast "random testicular pain!"

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

@@antoniosangermano8834 Is that so…? I CAST; LICK YOUR ELBOW!

[@secretsecret3528]

I CAST " NUCLEAR HAPPYSLAP! "

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

THIS GOES TO BOTH OF YOU! I CAST: REALIZE THAT GIRL/GUY FROM 2ND GRADE WAS HITTING ON YOU!

[@secretsecret3528]

OH YEAH YOU SUNOVABICH, WELL I CAST : " LOVE INTEREST FRIENDZONES YOU ! " ON BOTH OF YOU

[@DavidGonzalez-zl3dz]

Poor Dumbledore telling a young Quentin Coldwater he's going to have a hard life @3:01

[@aaronraynor663]

When he casted "extremely slow internet" it started buffering, while I did rewind immediately I then thought for a second that it may have been a joke

[@sampolanco1684]

0:01 still can believe someone edited this sound in with the gas explosion.

[@matijadragon]

Me hearing the runescape wildy music at 2:30. Yea sound about right. 😂

[@ya_boi_razor]

I heard someone yell "I CAST INTENSE BALL ITCHING" two castle away should I be concerned?

[@stephyann16]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG 1:50

[@Notafayas831]

1:12 This entire segment basically would be the majority of my group if they met themselves

[@anthonyst-laurent529]

Wizard: who are you? Also wizard: I'm you but 20 minutes from now Wizard: WHAT!

[@AdwolfLightning]

3:08 so… I’m a wizard

[@meyzoranutile3211]

4:16 the most powerful spell that can easly defeat me.

[@Eclipse5]

Why is no one talking about the excellent line delivery at 4:42 ? I could FEEL his LUNGS in that "WOAH!"

[@AdmiralStoicRum]

The gangnam style fireball makes me laugh too hard. Fuck it, Imma dump all of my spell slots into this says the level 20 wizard.

[@bskec2177]

3:50 - "Find Steed" is a Paladin spell, not a wizard spell.

[@13thMaiden]

2:08 Okay but I still contest that bullets can count as Magic Missile.

[@Wbfuhn]

The pregnancy one was unexpected.

[@anonymouse2675]

They usually are...

[@Merilirem]

Makin sorcerers.

[@MitchT97]

I created a few spells of inconveniences myself. My favorite? “I cast Repetitious Compulsion!”

[@dansattah]

1:34 Suction Cup Man! 😃 (by Piemations)

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

So that’s where it’s from

[@jinzo637]

1:01 "I cast vicious mockery nat 20 let's go!" Lmao bro by far his best one. Check out Tom Cardy for the full song. It's hilarious trust!.

[@guidojacobs2002]

2:05 There's one of those in Stardew Valley.

[@IvyDoggins]

YES! I'm not the only one who thought he looked like a cowboy!

[@guidojacobs2002]

@@IvyDoggins It's the hat. It may as well be from West of Loathing.

[@IvyDoggins]

@@guidojacobs2002 His face in general looks like a cowboy who's in his emo phase.

[@argi4141]

5:48 is THE PRODIGY - BREATHE (BROOKS ALEKSANDER REMIX) btw, you're welcome. And yes it's as kick ass as you think it's going to be. Yes you have to search through the comments to find this info. Yes it deserves to be pinned. No I don't care I'm repeating info already given. I cast PIN COMMENT!

[@anthonyst-laurent529]

I cast FAILED TO PIN COMMENT BECAUSE THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

[@Josh-99]

I adore the Wizard War one, and Power Word: Scrunch is now a spell in my D&D games.

[@AAK540]

I love you Punkey

[@Spherius]

I CAST... THE INVINCIBLE SNAIL

[@secretsecret3528]

I CAST : " USE AS A SUPPOSITORY ! "

[@matthewmatthew981]

4:49 I cast mid-process Daemonculaba.

[@dylanbowers6292]

By the Emperor....you monster!

[@arnesieper8332]

i cast WINNING A DUEL AGAINST LUCIUS

[@vitaliitomas8121]

I cast CAIN'S IMPOSTER SYNDROM!

[@anthonyst-laurent529]

THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY?;?!!?

[@francesstrong9152]

These casters are always so specific I cast brain hemorrhage

[@secretsecret3528]

I CAST : " BARBED WIRE ENEMA ! "

[@-Kyle404]

INVOCATION: TUNGSTEN FEMURS!!!

[@stephyann16]

SARUMAN THE STINKY 4:39

[@jonv.6213]

NOOOooo! *explodes*

[@genso6052]

Virgins: I CAST FIREBALL! Chads: TESTICULAR TORSION! Sophist: I CAST THUNDER SPELL!

[@thegeneralmitch]

@5:04 How the hell do you miss with magic missile??!!!

[@MariKurisato]

How does this not end witth them saying FIREBALLLL to the tune of firestarter?! The manual breathing ref was great

[@nasirzurmi2630]

0:44 ooh, that's truly evil

[@chillbythefire1003]

To set aside all the wonderful bits and drawings, that kindly ADD talk lives rent free in my head.

[@marten3451]

how's this for a wizard trick: I CAST, EXPLOSIVE KARENS!

[@franciscojaviermendezrinco1902]

00:25 I love the clip with the Party Crashers' voices.

[@mihaleben6051]

2:44 literally ww1

[@akun50]

My favorite twist on the saying "There is no 'I' in team," is the followup "but there is 'At Me', which is where all the blame goes when everyone _else_ fucks up the plan."

[@tlo_oly]

I would LOVE to do some voice acting for this!

[@Lemonzsz]

Lol as soon as slow internet was casted i lost 2 bars of wifi at the exact same moment 💀 Must be a real powerful spell

[@stanisawzokiewski3308]

0:40 the hip to waist ratio on her is like 8:1

[@gregorymckenzie7511]

I was eating when I heard "peeslosh". Goddammit. Almost spat out my chicken.

[@Kanal12965]

Dude! I am just writing this to tell how unbelievably funny you are!! Your videos and shorts are hillarious 😂

[@peteredwards2318]

I love these wizard skits so damn much.

[@Zorai99]

I love the party Crashers audio for the "I cast thunder spell" joke

[@karlthorsten9118]

Ha-how did you get pascht schecurity, his, this fortressch, itsch impenetrable? ...Door was unlocked. SONOVABITSCH!

[@harpuiaarchwing5828]

4:05 When my D&D crew bega me to be useful but I'm Chaotic Stupid

[@mayfurrnz]

2:05 "Wizard cowboy" is awesome. 🙂

[@sadathusovic7217]

THE TEN HELLS 🙏

[@hthytrgh]

I had to pause this because I'm almost crying from laughing so hard at my office

[@ericb3157]

that part at 2:12 was the first one I saw, as a short, and it got me hooked!

[@Star_Wars_Nerd_6J]

We need another of these!

[@FanartistArixthexDemon]

Fireball seems to be a theme! I adore it!

[@angryredhead9152]

Makes me happy that you actually credit the original audio, thank you.

[@Pillzpop]

Sophist: I cast Fireball! Everyone else: NOOOOOOO-!

[@ViviSkull05]

I cast FOREVER STEPPING ON A LEGO!

[@wisdommanari6701]

Kudos to you for always giving credit to the audio you're awesome for that

[@NimhLabs]

I love how the Internet has pretty much recreated the Wizards from Unseen Academy/University entirely via base principles. Sir Terry Pratchett would be proud I know it is from base principles, as none of these feature any oran-utans either in a library or not in a library

[@yannikatsafados2726]

5:39 is actually a very catchy tune.

[@dion8895]

It's "Breathe", originally by the Prodigy but this is a remix that I don't recognize

[@mutantmaster1]

Endometriosis is when uterine tissue migrates to other areas of the body, which can be a problem when your hormone cycle says it's time for your period, and thus time to shed the outer layer of the uterus. So if it's someplace funky like your lungs....

[@HaughtyToast]

4:11 High intelligence score didn't help this one. He centered the fireball on himself.