Italian Bread

[@charleneblack2792]

Only Jim Breuer can make 10 minutes talking solely about bread absolutely hilarious. My GOD this man is the BEST!

[@raymonkravagna278]

Good yes, but Bill Burr is the best!

[@JohnSmith-yd5wq]

He's a hack

[@MidnightSnack-q3i]

It was pretty bad.

[@josef2861]

you know the guy is funny when in all his presentations there is always someone crying with laughter

[@carlosmenchaca3934]

I like that jim uploads his stand up for FREE of charge for his fans to enjoy and new people to come and see your comedy .... Im now a Jim breuer fan

[@jesserichardson4900]

Brewer has never fallen flat, genius of comedy

[@PaftDunk7]

I was introduced to Jim Breuer by my late father, and it warms my heart to see one of the first comedians I remember watching is still doing so well. And I'm 30 now, my dad died on his 51st birthday, and it's great to get more out of the people my dad loved knowing he would love to see it. Proud of Jim Breuer.

[@GarthWatkins-th3jt]

I so want to give you a big heart felt hug. You probably won't see this but I couldn't not reply, I won't elaborate why. I hope you see some dreams come true, with much love, GW ps- "paftdunk", that's funny. I juxtapose often myself.

[@tetsmcgee]

Dare I say underrated.... One of the funniest comedians ever..

[@ianrogers5912]

Jim's comedy has aged like fine wine. #Legend

[@ayrsine]

There is no comic who kills the crowd so thoroughly as you at every show…none. Thank you for helping me be happy❤️

[@mirkovalli1397]

I’m Italian and I confirm everything he says 😂😂 it’s hilarious

[@lorddiosliving]

What a huge round bread like Spanish Galician bread with lots of provolone and melting like a hot veneziano gondola???

[@frankrizzo4460]

Yes I totally agree I grew up in an Italian family where carbs are a main staple. And even after finishing a meal everyone would talk about what we're going to make for dinner. To Italians the kitchen was the place to be. Great video 😂🍝🍞🍰

[@poom641]

So true, when the half of my family that was italian came over it was pure joy and incredible baking and cooking things

[@patriciacrosby5053]

I’m Siciliano, and completely relate to this♥️♥️🙏🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@xanderbg1]

The same is in Bulgaria, especially with older people in the province.

[@SumDumGui]

One of the best comedians in the industry right now...been laughing at Breuer's stuff since Half-baked...thanks bro

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Right now? Try the last 30 yrs

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Right now? Has been for 30 yrs

[@Cuzzzo]

Brilliant

[@tomjohnson5597]

Not only is he one of the legitimately funny comedians, he has converted me to metal. If you haven't seen his segments on metal and aging metal heads, do yourself a favor and look them up!

[@theironlukeve5544]

Row Row Row your Boat! Jim does Brian and Angus at the same time, its awesome!

[@tony72gut]

He introduced this Rican to Iron Maiden. Now I'm a metalhead for life.

[@paulcrocker4553]

His Brian Johnson, and James Hetfield is epic. Love the childrens songs in metal bit. His Joe Pesci is spot on too! Hes been making me laugh for years, I would love to see him live.

[@ilikeguitars3511]

Have you checked out Ronnie James Dio brother? He's the best metal god of all time,

[@jeffreyhutchins6527]

Slayer Fans

[@CKorvis]

Long live paint sir ... long live paint!!

[@tanyamckinnon5376]

I love that story

[@jeff503pdx]

I love Jim's animation, its like you're there with him.

[@AkSonya1010]

For those of you who are gluten free, vactions to Europe are the best. Their wheat wasn't changed in the 40s like US wheat so they don't have the issues. I traveled to six countries and haven't had an issue. I thought I was fine with being GF until I traveled to EU and was able to enjoy all of the amazing fresh baked goods. Made me want to move there. I didn't eat any processed packaged food because I never knew where they were made but fresh baked was incredible.

[@John-fp6cd]

I grew up with Italians, Thank God! Mozzarella, Tomato, Fresh Basil, Olive oil. As well as a jar of marinated semi hot peppers, garlic, onion, olive oil. The fresh bread was the bond. 😋

[@josephlopez4871]

Amen brother..amen

[@timetowakeup6302]

Don’t forget the olives and the antipasto 😂

[@albatross5466]

I have never been a fan of physical comedy, but Breuer is hilarious.

[@FortunateJuice]

He's still got it.

[@rebelhog]

Thanks for the laughter! I need it at the end of every day! 😂❤😂❤😂

[@wildman3087]

This guy is so hilarious 🤣 I almost cracked a rib laughing so hard !!! you sir are the most legit comedian out there I give you homage bro!!!!!

[@xenosaga1348]

Bread from the motherland. Love it.

[@captjo9570]

He rocks...been listening to him for years....love the JB!🌼🌺🌸💪🏻

[@Nunya_Bidnez]

You are Awesome Jim. Eat all the Bread you like brother.

[@TheNomad2009]

Jim you are a true national treasure

[@beckymorris722]

Saw him in Indy late 2019. He’s so funny live it was painful! Laughing so hard for thAt long hurts! In the best way.

[@annemarie8483]

They say laughter is the best medicine! 😁 I do that too, though. Laughing so hard my eyes tear up.

[@marydusina4614]

Love "SMELL IT..." The steam rising off the bread

[@bajaborracho9139]

Dipping hot sourdough into your red wine is one of life's true pleasures.

[@magavelli3199]

Best Comedian. HANDS DOWN.

[@FredzSlotsnStuff]

You're the best Breuer! We are both 80's kids on the same wavelength, I get ya.

[@Bear-ht6vf]

Thank you Jim! I grew up in Oyster Bay LI & it was always about the bread, as we lived next door to my Grandma Madalena who made fresh bread every other day & twice on Sundays 😂😂😂

[@MelModica]

As an Italian I can confirm we feel like life is over if we can’t have our bread!!! I found a happy medium and just try to limit how much bread I have.

[@Spartan-Of-Truth]

Well, bonjour to you too...

[@margaretbarnes4626]

Dude always looks baked Just the way he looks He played an exellent stoner in the movie Half Baked. He was made for that role for sure

[@johannaholmgren8088]

My husband is Italian. Both times we went to Italy, we were punched right in the head with sensory overload: the scenery, the weather, THAT LIGHT!!!!!! The history, the FOOD...!!! Best of all the people. Can't wait to go back someday....!

[@JorgeLozano-nu9jc]

Italy huh? Closest I've been to Italy olive garden

[@johannaholmgren8088]

@@JorgeLozano-nu9jc Lol. Not even close. Although the one time I went to Olive Garden, it sure was a lot of food!

[@Bernz66]

@@JorgeLozano-nu9jcOlive Garden is not Italian…… My mom is Italian and I used to stay with my Nonna in Milan for the summer when I was a kid…. Noodles were all homemade along with the bread….

[@Raellives]

What about “the light”?

[@johannaholmgren8088]

@@Raellives I can't describe it. Except to say that if you've ever seen paintings by the Italian masters, then you might have some idea of what I'm trying to say. Except that the light in the paintings is a pale representation of what the light is really like. It's no wonder it's been the number one place to choose to visit and/or live.

[@mackavelli8872]

I love bread the same way! I can put a slice of bread between two pieces of bread and call it a sandwich.

[@josef2861]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏

[@rutrakainmeiez5107]

You're weird

[@rhondawentzell6959]

My son same thing Love you Jim. You’re awesome! My son went through f*^#ing hell. He lost weight but he’s heavy again I don’t give a hell because he’s got a beautiful heart I’m only concerned about his health. He’s working on it though. I’m disgusted with people. Their souls are UGLY. And they can’t lose that!!! I’ve got coworkers & friends that are big folks& I love them just to bits.

[@TheEricJBotelho84]

I always thought this guy rolled into the stage high, then I realized, he always looks like that.

[@DumplingDaddyJ]

Watch "Half Baked"

[@ShawnJonesHellion]

wow. how hateful against people with down syndrome 😳

[@TheEricJBotelho84]

@@ShawnJonesHellion dude the fuck are you talking about? Noone's hating on him

[@JdoubleU1222]

@@ShawnJonesHellion Do you still have such an empty life that you troll videos you don't like and leave asinine comments?

[@purplelove392]

@@ShawnJonesHellion "Down's" Syndrome. It's named for the person who 'discovered' it.

[@jessicalacommare743]

You can't say no to Italian bread! Soooo good! Lol

[@raze7x]

In Italy there are hundreds of different type of breads and you would eat them all, more and more! I understand him!

[@ep8470]

I saw him years ago and he was one of the nicest guys... I'd definitely go see him again, I think he's funnier now! lol Course I was more than "half" baked

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

No need to constantly cuss, or even cuss at all, and is ALWAYS hilarious

[@crewpsycho]

I got to the end laughing hysterically and can only think, what the bleep was that? lmao

[@annemarie8483]

You make me feel good. Thank you, sir 💕

[@markmy2881]

Loving The Funny Jim, 👍👍😅🇺🇸

[@jorgenpinoy1724]

Always makes me laugh, cool dude. 🤘🤘🤘🤘 Greetings from Belgium 🇧🇪🤗

[@hawkknight4564]

I’m four minutes in and I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. My nephew eats like that. Phenomenal bit!!!

[@emanuelyoder1668]

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.” “Nonsense,” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?” The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.” The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is so short. Life after delivery is to be logically excluded.” The second insisted, “Well I think there is something and maybe it’s different than it is here. Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.” The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover, if there is life, then why has no one ever come back from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery, there is nothing but darkness and silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.” “Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.” The first replied, “Mother? You actually believe in Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then where is She now?” The second said, “She is all around us. We are surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that we live. Without Her, this world would not and could not exist.” Said the first: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only logical that She doesn’t exist.” To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when you’re in silence and you focus and listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.” - Parable from Your Sacred Self by Dr. Wayne Dye

[@edwardbennett1313]

Thank you bro...............f-ing thank you! I'm so sick of people from Chappelle to Gaffigan giving me their god damn political opinions. From pizza guy to Tequila to hung over with kids you've always been funny. Hopefully here you pop up on the radio again, those O&A days were hilarious.

[@staceystrukel1917]

When does gaffigan talk politics?

[@HeatherSpoonheim]

This made me laugh, but I have a funnier bread story. Back when focaccia was all the rage, I was out for a meal with friends when one asked if they had that "fellatio" bread. I literally pissed my pants - not in high volume, but in the midst of my heaving laughter I did pee a little bit.

[@jesuswantsyoutopayme]

Had to be there funny.

[@stansuiter2938]

not about you

[@williamkohrman1033]

Hahahaha

[@michaellalli7693]

Jim Bruer is a breath of fresh air. Comedy gold

[@MattyG1970]

Gluten free comedy is the best!!

[@eltenda]

As Italian born and raised I can tell we can live out of bread lol .....overfeeding by grandma is normal ,they compensate for war starvation lol

[@ahbalone]

Always got time for some Breuer! 😆🤗👍

[@AaronGRandall]

Why? ?Why is Jim so GOOD at animal impersonations? LMAO Love it!!!

[@jomazur3621]

Netflix special for Jim, pls!!!

[@tanyamckinnon5376]

This guy is hilarious!

[@shauryakadian7754]

my fav stand up comedian

[@tmcm8159]

Love how I am watching this and an ad come on for Dave's killer bread.

[@lionwar]

Greetings from an Italian fan

[@BruceSeesall]

Subbed....love ya my brother. A man who can laugh at himself...is ahead of the others. fatso here.

[@aprillisa910]

You should have your own sitcom.

[@mitsuomits9077]

The video earns its title... he is so physica lol

[@tanyamckinnon5376]

I knew the wife would go for the bread...

[@Scrapla1]

I remember being called "husky" and knowing it was just another word for fat and at my private school my pants had elastic in the waist band lol

[@hectortellez4251]

My mom would buy me and my brothers pants wen we were kids mine were slim and his were husky Lol took me back fuckin jim is funny

[@lisaciconte7409]

He needs a Comedy Special on HBO.

[@moneymike1002]

Jim's awesome 🤘😎🤘

[@Bernz66]

Lol!!! Love Jim!

[@jamesgarcia6292]

Heavy Metal Bread!!! Should be a song!!

[@stazym69]

Absolutely.....the funniest Dude in the World...... Hysterical

[@3shotsfromhot]

Please thank your wife for me and many fans. She's one of the many favorite stories I enjoy that you tell . It hits home sometimes. I hope she is doing well and a bigger thank you to her for letting you tour doing what you love to do and are a craftsman at doing 💯 thank you sir , your old man made one hell of a man

[@luciferhasfallen3381]

Awesome as always.

[@oui-nonmaybe2127]

That lady's laughter was so contagious huh! It's funny ..but I don't get the Elephant......pigging out of control...? maybe it s the french translation in me brains. ~ Anyway Jim, Thanks for sharing the very funny relatable story.

[@cjlewis79]

YouMe UsWe Breuer gets a laugh everytime he does an elephant noise so he uses it in his bits.

[@lilpoohbear653]

he sees the italian bread and becomes the fat kid again...thus elephant reference

[@ababbas]

Is Jim a Breadfan... Yeah! Yeah! Yeeeah!

[@skylordzaneo]

Nice

[@dont_give_a_flying_f]

Breadfan, open up ur mouth, open up your pants, open up to weight, never, never gonna loose it!

[@mirandap8869]

OMG so much truth at the end! Real Italian flour doesn't have glyphosate in it so it doesn't bind to the gluten protein...the glyphosate is what actually makes people intolerant, not gluten!

[@ML-ov7wo]

True, and most wheat today is a hybridized high gluten wheat. Not what people in the past grew up On

[@jasoncampbell1620]

Oh this is great!!!!!! The bread. Funnnnnnnyyyyy!!

[@tanyamckinnon5376]

Clinical fact, lack of carbs caused depression.

[@MercuryLeo555]

Yes mostly in foreign countries Especially Italy make yummy bread and no chemicals, All natural. Have some all you want.🙂😀😁😊😋😎🤗

[@poom641]

He's insane, in the best possible way lol I always thought Breuer was nuts and incredibly funny , he's kind of indescribable just got to see and hear him too funny

[@Spartan-Of-Truth]

Ineffable!

[@geraldomorales683]

1:23 😂 sounds like a seagull!😂

[@johnwarring2337]

Abbott, my nearly 11yr old, was 34lbs in kinnygarden. He's 62lbs now. He's literally twice as big as he was

[@theironlukeve5544]

Paint Rules!

[@ShortbusMooner]

Love ya, Husky Jim! ☺❤☺

[@bnewton405]

You just nailed how my wife and I are when out

[@tawpgk]

As a fat kid growing up, the pile-on thing was so true...I guess it's something we did in the 60s where football or keep-away always ended in a big dog pile.

[@paulhowson8744]

Maybe 🤔 I'm Greek. Some chicken lemon soup 🍲 with freshly baked and Hot rolls sounds really good all of a sudden. 😳 Opa!

[@BrianM-44041]

As a new diabetic, i felt that bread bit 🍞 right in my ❤️

[@eledhwenmare2403]

Bread. Oil. Need I say more? Oops. Salt.

[@ScarriorIII]

Breadwinners deserve bread.

[@manasyt]

I've lived in Italy (in the South too 😀) but an Italian guy once told me I'm Cambodia : Our country is a mess cuz we only care about food, wine and women...

[@niners5time822]

That one lady’s laugh makes me laugh.

[@xenosaga1348]

Maria makes the best bread.

[@woodstocktrees8614]

Laughs without being vulgar

[@Cuzzzo]

Brilliant

[@kevinmccliment7591]

When are you coming to Atlanta Jim? Or did I just miss you here like a slouch. Lol

[@StillARandomGuy]

I recently found about this dude and I'm so glad I did. What took me so long?

[@Flippokid]

I don't know. Have you seen the party in the stomach bit? It's old, but absolutely brilliant.

[@StillARandomGuy]

@@Flippokid No, I haven't seen it. I'm quite new to Jim's content but I'll be sure to check it out. Thanks in advance.

[@StillARandomGuy]

@@Flippokid Dude you were right, that bit is hilarious.

[@PhilChoArt]

Not in the Hollywood machine, that’s probably why. But Jim is so freaking funny. You gotta watch all the podcasts he shows up in.

[@roccobierman4985]

He didn't toe the leftist political line on SNL so they tanked him.

[@robertlaporte2998]

Hot shit,wicked funny. Thanks!

[@robertchavez8759]

This is the best thing since sliced bread 🍞 😏

[@eldonhoward7925]

Too darn funny!! 😂😂

[@JonFromWA]

I absolutely love fresh baked warm bread. I totally know how you felt in italy, when they bring it oil. A little butter or oil. Yum! Haven't seen you live in person yet. Did meet with Garland Williams, but haven't seen you or Dave yet.

[@maxelldenomie6131]

Love u, man!

[@boburwell9921]

🤌🏽 mengia mamma mia!