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[@Dennis-nc3vw]

It's just incredible how spot on that salad joke is.

[@francescocerioni8939]

Eat some Ogm american meat don't eat Italian salad

[@muccisebastian9300]

Why the hell do americans eat italian food with salad in the first place?

[@yendyvilma2681]

@Wacky Venky damn that sounds so good

[@chiara1545]

Can you explain me the reference please?

[@kxmode]

@@chiara1545 It kind of explains itself. Salads from Italian pizzerias don't make sense.

[@untitleduntitled4740]

And let’s not forget... “Ma, he ain’t gay! He’s creative!”

[@capnlatenight5356]

That clip wasn't out eight years ago.

[@Reginald_Ritmo]

He's a backward engineer!

[@worldwide6266]

Um... Yeah I think we could just go ahead and forget about that we don't really need to remember it. Che du Fenoccio!!

[@warpath6666]

Bippity boppity babadingadinga 😄🤣

[@puremercury]

Wasn't that a Denis Leary Comedy Central roast joke about Mario Cantone from years ago?

[@JGD714]

Whomever asks a pizza place for a salad deserves what they get.

[@taterobinson6172]

*Whoever. You wouldn’t say him asked the pizza place for a salad you’d say he asked.

[@JGD714]

@@taterobinson6172 fuck. I knew I should've written "He who asks a pizza place for salad deserves what they receive"!

[@taterobinson6172]

@@JGD714 I was joking, because it seems like you were trying hard to sound very smart

[@JGD714]

@@taterobinson6172 guess I didn't try hard enough.

[@taterobinson6172]

@@JGD714 lol “Thou whomst asked thy makers of pizza for cut up vegetables shalt receive a proper spoonful of their own medicine.”

[@thehalfbloodprince5279]

I love it when Italians don't get offended by these jokes.

[@alessandromascia414]

Why offended? This is just how we are.

[@georgeheld1901]

They nailed it

[@davidemartorana4708]

We don't because we actually have a sense of humor

[@shxgeo_kageyama9448]

@@davidemartorana4708 true

[@stellaa302]

But the black females do 🐱‍👤

[@youwot2430]

spat my drink out at "a flock of jews flies away"

[@bryanperalta3885]

that’s the only way they’ll survive lmao

[@diobrando9685]

One of the best family guy scenes ever. But there are many great ones

[@SonicBoss1991]

**Nation Geographic**

[@brandoncastillo_05]

That was fucking ridiculous, I fucking died of laughter at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tkb5119]

You’re juice?

[@JoeAriminvm]

Fun fact: if you order a salad from a pizza place in Italy you get laughed at.

[@FedoReds88]

Well, not in Milan, in the rest of the country yes

[@Wooplot]

@@FedoReds88 why not milan?

[@FedoReds88]

@@Wooplot because in Milan we are always at diet

[@Wooplot]

@@FedoReds88 i like salad with pizza, time for me to move to milan

[@Jedanaste]

@@FedoReds88 Siete poser, che è diverso.

[@mattknauf3996]

0:52, i had a salad like this once. exactly even to the peeled carrot.

[@TheLostinTheUnknown]

How did it taste?

[@mattknauf3996]

I've had worse

[@gergely219]

Well if you order salad from a pizza place you well deserved it

[@dimitripr.]

Can confirm. Ive worked at an italian owned small pizzeria preparing sanwiches and salads. The owner taught me how to do those salads just like that (at least the lettuce was pre sliced from a bag)

[@nickirmen6671]

I used to work near a pizza place so i would go there for lunch when I had a break and one day I tried the salad option. I didn’t order it again because it was basically that salad but with cold mozzarella cheese and doused in Italian dressing.

[@chickenman515]

Hey copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt. Hilarious!

[@griffins750]

lol

[@BlackChris]

I hope I can one day use this in a real life situation

[@NAAHexe]

@@BlackChris go... go to italy

[@xIDREWx]

I always tell people this ahahah

[@qzg7857]

Copernicus was a Pole and not a navigator he was astronomer.

[@fv7281]

I am Italian and I can tell you that each region has its different "Hey". In my region Lazio we say: Aooo

[@kayvonabadi616]

Hey!

[@atomicbuttocks]

Eyyy

[@nashfeighny4757]

A

[@matthijs6741]

@@nashfeighny4757 B

[@lyraleen1504]

@@matthijs6741 C

[@fortunadodesperado]

I'm Italian and I laughed way too much at this. The Italian man arguing with a sassy black woman is all too real. When the "flock of jews" flew away, I almost crapped my pants.

[@fro_e]

I think the crapping might be a separate issue, guy

[@7mike7mike7]

Now thats Italian!!

[@dennisemanuelsson8240]

Haha same here

[@WeilongYou]

I dont get it

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

OHW! We don't know need to know about what you do with your bowels. Whadda ya some kinda strunz? Disgraziata

[@bssaassin1900]

"Meanwhile sensing danger, a flock of Jews fly away it's their best chance of survival" that shit was hilarious!

[@c4ndym0nster]

That's the part that got me

[@josepachaco1128]

And so real. They're ready to start some shit, but when a group from another ethnicity confronts them, feets don't fails them now!

[@davidnissim589]

I'm Jewish and that joke made me laugh for 10 minutes when I first saw it XD

[@ComicGladiator]

These jokes don't bother me, because i'm not Italian. But if that was me, i'm just saying if that was me, they are lucky that was not me, because if the circumstances were such, as you have described them but with me in them, that's a very different and scary outcome for those involved. IF.

[@faizfuad8361]

@@BLiTzRanT you missed the reference.

[@ComicGladiator]

@@BLiTzRanT It's exactly the same, except for the first line, which serves as the set-up for my joke.

[@criskp6861]

What is the reference?

[@criskp6861]

Nevermind just got to that point in the video

[@meep-vm5tc]

Hey look 69 likes

[@danielschoeneman1257]

1:55, the eye doctor bit gets me every time

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

2:21 New Jersey in a nutshell

[@roscoebaram681]

Wait... hey thunderbolt 1000 love your vids

[@MajesticSkywhale]

*looks out my new jersey house windows at the farms and mountains* Ahh...yes...of course...

[@pitchbuckets2860]

When you think of Eastcoast Italians ... you think of Brooklyn, queens and Staten Island. When I think of New Jersey I think of ehh woods , quiet and farms 😂

[@moes2153]

damn right

[@philliefan94]

Pitch Buckets as someone from Jersey, I can tell you that it depends on where you are in the state

[@loganberlew3191]

2:21 this is literally me with my neighbors

[@depressedthoughts]

Ey shut up with the noise

[@ddynamite]

depressed thoughts Ay! Shut up with the shut up!

[@Voan200]

Great Cornholio Thank you for letting us know, “Great Cornholio”

[@ddynamite]

Great Cornholio why you no shut up?!

[@The7thAdam]

Ay!!!! I poke outta my heada

[@father6027]

2:19 Italians During Quarantine Colorised.

[@hofame198]

SHUTUPPA Ü MUST SHUTTAPPA, RAHIT NAU

[@giuliocoronati]

I am Italian, and this is true

[@Dahakaferal]

@@giuliocoronati CE LA FAREMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[@pirri223]

@@Dahakaferal AHHHAAHHA

[@antoniocricchio4814]

Bahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[@user-oe2mf3rh1l]

I'm offensive and i find this italian

[@gabobei1991]

The existence of yourself is offensive and due to the man and woman to whom you are in direct relation of birthing you, you are, in blood, a citizen to the Italian Republic.

[@gabobei1991]

@G- -J No. I am American.

[@dyingnight9358]

@@gabobei1991 I'm dead

[@bandan8992]

@@dyingnight9358 And I am alive

[@angelusioritan1763]

@@dyingnight9358 haha good

[@DavideMCMXCIX]

*Shuddape with the shudappe* 😂

[@lorenzobarbieri8483]

In Italy this part is even better because they use dialects of various region.

[@mememan2404]

Ey I stick outta my head!

[@DavideMCMXCIX]

lorenzo barbieri I also watch some episodes in italian, but i dont like the voice of the characters in italian.. also is the synchronisation not the best 😅😅

[@vickovoyd9352]

Yeah one thing I have noticed in Italy is that every region has a different dialect but all of them speek very bad english

[@DavideMCMXCIX]

Vicko Voyd Thats true, but nowdays the learn more english in school. If you travel to Italy, Rome is the line for speaking english. Everything which is more southern than Rome cant speak english 😅 (in generell)

[@kaeldykes5252]

I’m an Italian that works in an Italian restaurant and the Italian pizza place making a salad is actually sadly very true

[@supermannnblablabla]

“Like an Italian guy going at it with a black woman” and there was me thinking it was going in a whole different direction

[@MrRobravens]

Why is the Italian mum dressed like Consuela 😂😂

[@warrenstemphly5756]

It’s a Latin thing, they go from super model to cleaning lady after the second kid.

[@majeedhd5767]

Warren Stemphly Italians are not Latin you dummy

[@JackieMorandi]

@@majeedhd5767 We are similar, thats fo sho

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

@@majeedhd5767 Italian language originated from Latin so kinda

[@majeedhd5767]

@@a.demifemiflapo5795 not really language and culture are two different things

[@johnnycee9325]

You're gonna wanna know you've got an olive in your mouth! 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

[@francescocerioni8939]

Olives without the stone are tasteless, try some Italian olives and you would not believe how many difference there is

[@francescocerioni8939]

I understand the joke btw ahah don't get me wrong, but really your olives are pretty bad

[@speedtracker9556]

@@francescocerioni8939 I don't have any olives!

[@18754KRS]

@@francescocerioni8939 i like olive they yummy in tummy also pizza good yummy

[@Molotovexe-be9ur]

*hey i-a poke out-a my head*

[@jaydenphone1623]

😂

[@ArchangelTyrael]

Where is the one with the sign "welcome to Italy, remember we were on the Nazi's side".

[@hofame198]

Oh c'mon

[@ArchangelTyrael]

@@hofame198 It's not a joke, it was actually in an episode.

[@hofame198]

@@ArchangelTyrael Forgge' aboudee! Trust, Tony.

[@arockyrockingchair40]

Just watched that episode today

[@TheLOL4DUDE]

True but then we thought it was better to stick with the winners

[@nzeminator]

I'm so proud of my people: so much hard work, but finally reached those stereotypes 😎🇮🇹

[@alex_odproexe]

Even the smaller contribute is so important for the resoult. Well done guys, but never give up!

[@Aiko_63194]

Same lol, being Italian is fun tbh

[@crimsonfox87fluxule62]

As a certified italian, I find this hilarious. They could've put more stains on the wife beaters though.

[@chrisraymond6448]

I remember laughing uncontrollably after the "ay capernakiss, why dont you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet, and stand there witcha shirt"😂

[@txx.a]

2:32 "HEY! I poke out my a head!"

[@liotari8022]

As an italian, this made my day 😂

[@TheStaticShock00]

Nah you're fake

[@SBDBestGamers]

I’m Italian and I approve this compilation of stereotypical jokes™️

[@pandadrug5519]

1:24 "No, let's put it in a lasagna tray" For real! Why do they do this?!

[@Bluebelle9289]

The "flock of Jews" bit always kills me.😂

[@kaykay8333]

How could you forget the classic scene of Peter arguing with the deli guy

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

Scusi, bapidi boopa Che cosa!

[@carultch]

@@a.demifemiflapo5795 Tu se un pazo, va vi da qui!

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

@@carultch Tu sei un pazzo*

[@hwanpaulo]

Babadi boopi?

[@Ybermannen]

1:26 that salad lowkey looks good af

[@anegg1369]

Ybermannen it would be really spicy though.

[@hofame198]

@@anegg1369 Lol, I didn't even know that stereotype existed. I have never ordered salad. hahah, in Italy we do it in a bowl like all normal people. I think they used salad containers to get by.

[@Slaggedfire]

So you're the asshole responsible for pizza place salads!

[@ryanbrown4053]

@@hofame198 we do it in a bowl here too, the joke is about pizza places, not Americans specifically

[@bunnies_n_pies]

You’re insane you know that? But it does ngl:)

[@sam-pr1dv]

i am actually from Italy, and I have to say the salad is the most accurate part of this

[@SolomontheWisest]

If I had a nickel for every time Family Guy made an Italian or a Jew joke, I’d be rich.

[@iMorands]

I'm italian and literally all of these are true.

[@sergioblanco6321]

Virgin nerd 🤓

[@froggylord655]

oh sei italiano e chiami ogni tipo di pasta

[@C-Money_Tiers]

I will admit I laughed when the Jews flew away in a “Flock”

[@theshadow9238]

Lmao the “Italian in every situation” joke got me

[@GaiaIbis]

Haven't watched family Guy in such a long time, and now I'm going to watch it. I was looking for something stupidly distracting and entertaining, thank you

[@zombienation7493]

You forgot the one with the space shuttle and hes had it up to here

[@MrCano2007]

"If"

[@michaeljames4904]

He disappears... He never comes home... _They know, but, they don’t know._ They think, *maybe* he’ll come back:

[@marino9547]

Here in Italy, that’s totally true, every Italian says: “If I was there..”

[@riccardoflorio2800]

Se*

[@geiletoni764]

As an Italian, I still absolutely relate xD

[@mr.stepdaddy2259]

This made my day 😂

[@MrGilRoland]

Ok, I’m Italian: What do you mean funny? Funny how? We are amusing you?

[@80spurple13]

Gtfoutta here! Lol

[@Chiarally]

Questo cartone è letteralmente basato su questo. Non siamo gli unici ad essere presi in giro e non lo saremo mai quindi se ti da fastidio perché ti senti offeso pensa al fatto che scherzano su letteralmente ogni tipologia di persona

[@MrGilRoland]

@@Chiarally Non mi sento offeso, la mia è una citazione dal Film “Good Fellas” (“Quei bravi ragazzi”), la scena con Joe Pesci al ristorante quando gli dicono che è “divertente”. Scena cult.

[@porothashawarma2339]

@@MrGilRoland Si

[@lawrencelewis8105]

Go home and get your shinebox!

[@David-ne2cc]

Wow it looks like im watching this on my nintendo DS

[@GO_GO-YOGO-BLASTER]

How???

[@Nicolas_Cage_Bees]

@@GO_GO-YOGO-BLASTER he means the weird ass compression or visual artifacts on some of the clips. It looks really low res.

[@LiGTY]

shatappa with the shatappa had me dying xD

[@soulassassin0g]

The Italian pizza place forgot to charge an extra $1 for a tiny cup of ranch dressing.

[@pogo8050]

I love how some of the Italians in the line are also sitting at Sal’s Deli

[@craiggoodman9759]

"Ay Family Guy, you're lucky I got a manigot in the oven or I'd smash your face into a bolognese. That's two kinds of food. That's how angry I am."

[@NukaCola-sw9ze]

Ahahahah that's so funny

[@squiggz3421]

Salty

[@marcellog95]

@Joenten Manshardt funny how you said it

[@cormacmaher2]

Fam guy

[@thecomanche31]

The cutting in line is so true 😂😂😂

[@unclephillymya]

IM TELLIN YA FATHER 😂 Literally my mom

[@GO_GO-YOGO-BLASTER]

@Afrobeats Daily 🤣🤣🤣🤣 like Punky Brewster

[@boredstudent]

I once ordered a meal special from some Italian pizza place that came with a salad very similar to the salad from Every Pizza Place

[@goinsanimations6631]

That oil joke is great XD

[@xebolous]

I like the one where the Italian says I've had it up to *flies to space* here with!

[@benflanagan7354]

"im telling your father" "good."

[@yosh7829]

Lmaoo

[@drasonmeerrkat2617]

A flock of jaw I died

[@ugaais]

The making the salad part is spot on lol

[@tvbuu]

Lmaooo the guy reading the eye doctor test 😂

[@overfoxed]

0:17 man i wish there was more of this

[@__-kb9no]

Where’s the Italian mustache one ?? Bibiddy Bobeddy Boo

[@AveragePakistaniChild]

Of course I get an unskippable Olive Garden ad midway through watching this video.

[@n_coder]

The eye exam scene made me burst out laughing

[@FractalMannequin]

As Italian, I'm astonished the guy crossing the line was not Italian while the Italian fellas were respecting the queue. It would make much more sense if there was a single guy queued and the whole Italian people group getting ahead of him.

[@theextremerevolution9361]

the salad part was so accurate that it just made my day

[@gamerguy425]

The irony of the salad joke is it's actually Greeks and sometimes Brazlians running pizza take out places, so It's like they're the ones screwing it up and Italians take the flak lol. Greek pizza is also usually a disgrace to real italian pizza and can be downright awful 70% of the time.

[@zacharywilson4946]

That Italian family at the next table sure is quiet

[@neo4016]

The quality of this video is as high as the old microsoft paint

[@chambeet]

I miss when National Geographic had that logo. God, I was young and it brings back vague memories, but I thought it was so cool.

[@KingTriton1837]

The National Geographic bit took me TF out!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigdapramirez6157]

Gotta love the 90s arcade machine video quality

[@mr_mask_tv6924]

As an italian I can confirm:"AE OOO SHUT UP MAMMA MIA PIZZA SPAGHETTI"

[@frxnxwrld]

Esatto

[@frxnxwrld]

@Freezer Thief maronn o carmn

[@mattdoe2368]

How dare family guy make fun of us Italians lmao no its ok we got a thick skin and a sense of humor

[@mrmangotahiti]

yeah we aint a bunch of pussies

[@bensisko4651]

The music at the end of the first one just made me lose it lol😁😂🤣😅😆

[@grinchoi1]

🤣🤣🤣 yo that salad shit was soooo on point

[@flutter8712]

How did you produce this video resolution?

[@anegg1369]

Cairn The Aviator screen recording, maybe.

[@monstrwr9884]

720i video

[@andykishore]

It was uploaded in 2013.

[@Caffrey987]

They say to this day the black woman is still removing her rings.

[@ConnorMiller417]

If you’ve ever worked at a pizza place, you know that this is 100% accurate.

[@jnieswartz4878]

The National Geographic’s had me in tears 😂😂😂

[@NINOGIANLUCA]

Non credo che un italiano medio parli così bene l'inglese😂

[@18754KRS]

MANGA MANGA SANTA MARIA ANTONIO PORDIZIO only italian i know is from when was little girl please help

[@sortingoutmyclothes8131]

They are probably refering to Italian Americans, you know how Americans don't distinguish between Italians and Italian Americans in evey day speech.

[@anonymous563b]

Press "IF" to pay respect

[@doctortuxito7532]

The more innocent jokes without all the gore and edge are the best Modern Family Guy has to offer

[@bigress4300]

That eye doctor joke was priceless

[@pietroferrari4279]

I'm Italian and this is the funniest thing I have seen in a while

[@peterepiscopo]

I'm Italian and this mockery is very welcome. Mocking each other strengthens our bond, it's like banter.

[@serious_nigga]

The shut up part was funny asf🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elenim.5468]

I swear, all knowledge Family Guy has of Italians is from The Sopranos and I'm living for it.

[@elizabethbautista9916]

I'm Italian I find this funny as shit

[@Howard_T_Duck]

As an Italian these are fucking hilarious! These had me like “AYE!”

[@Kakarott06]

First one though. The creation of the true Italian 😂

[@traphouseonthatrack8099]

that salad joke hits close to home

[@iota328]

As a guy who is half Italian I can’t stop laughing. The salad one is 💯 true 😆

[@Joethegamer5]

As an Italian I can confirm

[@sswwaaggyyzadar]

Love the quality

[@Madmaxgaming130]

“Ay I poke out-a my head!” He sounded like he waited his life just to say that

[@frankhansman2111]

As an Italian I loved every one of these clips. In writing this I just learned that the emoji for Italian is a slice of pizza: 🍕 I'm not sure if I should be offended or start laughing.

[@alfonsecoppola5938]

i love when family guy does this,so funny.my fav is asian woman driving

[@gothica3605]

“I’m tellin your father” “Good”

[@andrewcharles459]

"Hey, Copernicus," LOL