these instagram chefs are horrible

[@idkwhattocallmyacc]

10 seconds in and "vagina chicken" and "creamy chicken" has already been mentioned 😭😭

[@ItalianBach]

I try to hold it back every video 😔

[@Roman_Adrian]

Creamy Chicken Slits 🤣

[@phaedrapage4217]

It was when he threw "gash" out there that I lost all composure. I'm an old woman but that was some funny shit.

[@Tosindude]

⁠@@ItalianBachI cannot stop laughing because of HER when she just said creamy CHICKEN Silts 😂😅

[@michaelametty8809]

​@@ItalianBachyou need to grow up??

[@ameliakepa3587]

whenever i feel like binge eating because im bored, i watch one of these videos and lose my apetite

[@Prncess-uf7qn]

you just like me

[@kaimorg]

wait this is genius

[@heyitszeyna]

ive tried this before yet it didnt stop me😭

[@mangoslormpy7618]

​@@heyitszeyna Maybe u should watch those videos where people make decent-looking food in the grosser conditions (like the guy at the hotels or hood meals? or those people who cook in those condemned-looking homes?)

[@I_Am_Violet_Rayn]

Imma be honest bro, that doesn't sound healthy

[@Thalvia]

"Is she having a stroke? And not the good kind" is so WILD HAHAHA

[@HashiNuke]

She does sound like she had a stroke atp EDIT: She literally sounds like what a stroke patient would sound now.

[@LexiEyesUnicorn]

Must have been the good kind, it led to Jizzle

[@jordandoesthings.]

I feel that if Issac found out that the yellow sodas were called Squirt then there would be way too many jokes about that

[@jordandoesthings.]

“Have you checked the cooler? I mixed up my squirt for you”

[@JohnVale2814]

I was hoping he would figure out the text!

[@Polyeurythane]

Especially when that green liquid she pours afterwards looks to be Hawaiian Punch. Green Berry Rush to be specific because I looked it up out of curiosity. Though it would have been way funnier if she did the Squirt cans and then poured in the White Water Wave Hawaiian Punch instead of the green one.

[@madiholly1192]

I’m a non American, I assumed it was la croix

[@ItalianBach]

Buying 1000 now

[@SOmeth1ngT]

The purposeful mispronunciation of words just for engagement always bugs me so much because in reality your just never gonna say it like that

[@pinkiifaerie]

its also fetish content!

[@kaimorg]

i fear they speak like this even when the cameras are off

[@lloyd2112]

​@@kaimorgprobably not with this girl.... shes doing it way too over the top for it to be how she actually speaks😭

[@Bigfanofmicroorganisms]

“UNYIN”

[@davidgreenhow7811]

She sounds like she's either talking to an infant or a small adorable animal.

[@emileecozette9347]

“You gotta try it!” We all say in unison

[@jordandoesthings.]

You gotta try it! 😜👍

[@jacksillyest]

You gotta try it!!! 😃

[@TheAveragePalico]

I implore you to make an attempt at devouring this delicacy! 🤙

[@emclrk]

the absolute look of disgust on your face when she started singing 😭😭😭

[@Sleepycat-r2j]

@emclrk typing…..

[@Tosindude]

@emclrk typing 💬

[@humanstew6144]

SHE PUT THE LADEL ON THE DASHBOARD 😭🧍💣😃🧚💣💣💥💥💥

[@cuddlycat6735]

THANK YOU

[@Tosindude]

THANK You 🙏🏿

[@hollyyy09]

This is an accurate representation of what i imagine Bach eats as a midnight snack

[@misspadalecki101]

when ya wake up at midnight for a hearty helping of your grandmas chickusssy

[@mxrlxyz]

Her saying cool whip has got to be referencing Stewie Griffin because there's no way she genuinely pronounces it like that 😭

[@bootsycollinsno1fan]

you can't have a pie without cool hWhip!

[@Tosindude]

You cannot have a pie without cool HWhip

[@beeling4974]

You can't have a pie without Cool hWhip

[@lils6065]

the king has posted. his disciples are now fed

[@CERESISNTCOOL]

Real

[@Life.onMvrz]

Exactly

[@Mushess]

If we’re eating the food in this video I think I’d rather starve

[@lils6065]

⁠​⁠@@Mushesswhy!! they look delicious😍😍

[@bluebeka2458]

Did any of you escaped his basement yet?

[@geegee6737]

wash my sister? Wash YOUR sister! 😂😭

[@madiholly1192]

They can both wash themselves ☹️

[@Tosindude]

For your information They’re both wash themselves 🧼 😮😅😂

[@Blue_glitt3rz]

🫁🧠🫀oppsss dropped my organs .

[@balljointeddolly]

nom nom nom

[@Tosindude]

Nam Name Name and Nome

[@Andrea-hl7zm]

5:32 that "hell naw" was clean

[@skullforbrains]

😭

[@Aiko-k6o]

The amount of times I had to go back to check if it’s a sound effect 😭😭😭IM ROLLONG

[@Tosindude]

😮

[@Polyeurythane]

14:46 American here, the “beans” are Sugar Babies. They’re basically little bean shaped soft chewy caramel candies. They’re usually considered “movie theater snacks”, at least in my area, so I don’t often see them outside of the theaters selling them here (but you can buy them elsewhere in stores).

[@pissbaby8136]

is it a southern thing or something? i'm from the midwest and i've never seen or heard of those before lol

[@beaubee031]

So I live in southern USA, and the way she talks, my theory is that she’s trying to sound southern but miserably failing to mimic the classic Texan accent. Either that or it really is just rage bait lol

[@teetheatersanonymous]

Really? It sounds like a horrible parody of a midwestern accent

[@lep99]

She's failing on purpose 🙄

[@gemlouise1260]

It's just horrendous to listen to.

[@laneyd2004]

I fear our cycles have been synced because whenever I open this app I’m blessed with a new video

[@Sarah-c6g]

The faces he’s making is sending me 😭😭

[@myloiscoolerthanyou]

“kool hhweipp” she’s stroking istg😭

[@sophxuns]

the way this woman ends the most disgusting recipes with “so easy so good you gotta try it 😀”

[@hynt89]

Like hell no I aint putting that shit near my mouth, much less trying 😀 it

[@eboniehs]

If your food looks like a literal body part. Surely a bit of worry crosses your mind.

[@georgie_xx]

@@eboniehs why the caps

[@eboniehs]

@@georgie_xx felt fancy

[@link12click]

Indubitably, good fellow.

[@petthequeenofmaddness8592]

unless its for Halloween or something

[@cathathex]

0:21 the girl reading the script even seem disappointed

[@breerau]

Her voice overs over her fast speaking kills me everytime.

[@xg2513]

Normally when I watch videos, I laugh internally. I maybe snort out the nose every now and then. But When I heard “wash your sister sauce” I actually laughed out loud, I almost choked on my snack I was eating. Wash your sister sauce. Makes me laugh SO hard.

[@annealexis1429]

The fact that I was eating while watching this video and Batch said, "if you're about to put food in your mouth while watching this video...". I was shocked ngl 😂

[@kleee711]

That punch looks worse than a toilet bowl in a festival porta potty

[@baoziday5178]

It looks extremely acidic. I can't imagine the horrible aftertaste

[@balljointeddolly]

she really could’ve made an sprite ice cream float but no she just had to add a bunch of shit

[@tori_puffs]

rose toy on a stick is FERAL

[@WHATT-888]

we need to see bach recreate one of these

[@vanillaflavouredpearls]

8:19 'she just gchool gchwipped all in my ear' LMAO

[@zoeseims6605]

im convinced bach just makes these videos as an excuse to indulge in his guilty pleasure

[@RPGLover87]

She reminds me of I think Sandra Dee, the alcoholic TV chef who had a cocktail corner, and one of her cocktails involved milk and lemon juice, which she did not realise the latter would instantly curdle the former. She regretted trying it instantly.

[@20joemorley09]

How do you become a chef in any capacity and not know citric acid curdles milk

[@Lokimamabear]

@@20joemorley09 she wasn't a chef she did 'ready made' sort ameals with store bought stuff and threw it together. so like, everything premade you put it together. Or unholy amounts of icing on 'desserts'.... OR the infamous. 'Kwanzaa cake'... oh! and a Non-kosher hanukkah cake. :3

[@MS-rs6od]

“Wash my sister? Wash YOUR sister” I just laughed so hard in the bathroom at work. 😭😭😭

[@kayjaly]

Thank you for existing Bach I love you please don’t die

[@feenieb]

I thought I saw a horse in my garden, but it was just a tree to be honest. Brother Issac, please sleep more 💀

[@carmenfoghdall-hansen2758]

I died at cheese stick in the chikussy.

[@teresalehtola8237]

I actually coughed out my food when she said jizzle that was so unexpected. Had me crying laughing

[@madsrose0]

watched this at half one in the morning on my birthday and it was honestly the best part of my day. love you bach

[@tired_mongoose]

You have the humour of that one cousin at a sleepover

[@indigo6395]

“So I’m warning you now-“ as I put food into my mouth

[@plantDeveloper]

blud has the bloxburg lamp in his bedroom

[@dragonmastercj871]

9:00 you cannot convince me, that in the infinite multiverse that exist, there is a real word called "jizzle"

[@parisfertis2278]

I was so scared for him to learn about the American soda brand of Squirt at 5:29 but alas…

[@enjahochuli652]

that "punch" looked like it had 50 different bacterias in it ewww

[@kleee711]

I love how much you make yourself laugh like you’re having fun 🫶

[@Imz_gen]

13:36 STOP THIS PART KILLED ME

[@ctobolsk]

That second recipe looks like something we would’ve made in college, except there would’ve been Everclear in it instead of Sprite

[@crazyheadned]

The food has finally started corroding her mind

[@bussibuss9621]

WAKE UP BACH POSTED

[@claida339]

I thought she would make rose syrup but nope, just questionable flower decoration. Also 18:10 when she says "all-on-top", I realized she sounds like Janice saying "oh-my-god"

[@saikisgrandpa6572]

you imitating her talking without words coming out is sending me 😭😭😭

[@owshywowshy]

“We thank you for this fine upload, Lord Bach” we all say in unison

[@jordandoesthings.]

We thank you for this fine upload, Lord Bach 👑

[@Lazydog476]

Gonna watch this while eating, wish me luck y'all 💋

[@oddfuture5990]

isaac i was listening to you in the gym and u are genuinely so funny i dropped the barbell because i became weak from holding in my laugh and only just narrowly avoided my phone. that’s what youtube is all about. thank you isaac

[@jamie-lynngoulter2494]

THAT PUNCH SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

[@casmirajohnson9258]

So glad you posted one of these i was telling my bestie that i was craving your reaction to these disastrous chefs 😭

[@gracerose8501]

This guy is so naturally funny

[@suellenlara1897]

Melted chocolate and micro plastic, my favorite

[@itsnotanobsessioniswear]

I forgot he was british and not american and so when he said "Summer" and "30 degree weather" I had to freeze for a second and question why he was having a cookout in freezing temps.

[@bear9295]

15:45 you could've have eaten all this junk food seperately but now everytime you want to have a snack you'll always have to eat the same thing because she put everything in there and you don't have any snacks left

[@againstthelight]

"the stroke's gonna turn into a full rub down" needs to be used more in everyday conversation

[@SkeleSukei]

When she said “green ENions” I genuinely began to wonder if she was challenging herself to say as many words as she could in a way no other human ever would

[@ilovekimseungminforever]

"We are all at your service King Bach!" They all chant in unison

[@jordandoesthings.]

We are all at your service King Bach! 🧎‍♀️

[@Kiwikitty_yayNotthebestnam-n3l]

The first bite isn't heaven, but it will take you there.😃😃😃😃😃

[@Shaytan.666]

You know what's an easy refreshing and not disgusting summer drink Sorbet with sparkling water My personal favorite is lemon sorbet with sparkling water It tastes like lemon soda and stays cold for a long time 🤤

[@BAPY90925]

I think she makes it in her car because she just got the ice cream and she doesn’t want it to melt

[@marvelml.ৎ]

how are you not verified? 😭 you’re so underrated

[@mialoubre]

Hysterically laughing at the commentary in this one

[@RicardodaSilvaRdS]

That woman is a full on TROLL! She even says 'cool whip' like Stewie Griffin just to fuck with us 😂😂😂

[@HyperfixatationInc]

You know things are bad when I'm agreeing with someone from the UK about even a single food opinion

[@ariannasherrill8274]

I really hate the word cream and you sent shivers down my spine for the first 8 minutes but I stayed cuz I love you 😭

[@kleee711]

Idk why I’m watching this before eating my tea but I hope u appreciate the dedication

[@hannahwithers501]

THANK YOU BACH FOR UPLOADING WE LOVE YOU BACH 🎀

[@lucy_2511]

love when u upload it makes my night xx

[@georgie_xx]

being an instagram chef is my dream job

[@_herais_1741]

She sounds like she records her audio speaking backwards and then reverses it to sound “right”

[@feverdreamsystem]

i literally had pizza in my mouth @ 0:14 💀

[@AdaTheWatcher]

These "chefs" are like 5 year olds, just slapping together things that sound tasty on paper but in execution just don't work.

[@bridgetweston8145]

I almost couldn’t breath I was laughing so hard at the cool whip and chocolate

[@Lilyraven29]

Im eating a twix in my basement

[@isabelmilner9697]

cool hwip always gets me

[@alexcross4564]

🎹 - this is as close to an organ as I could do

[@justjuanitaaa]

Thank you for this blessing, Daddy Bach

[@Aiko-k6o]

Any family guy fans that chuckled at the cool hhwhip joke??😭😭

[@kindaken3575]

i think we need him to recreate them next :D

[@kristenmelton-graves4295]

I always eat while watching these so i feel better about my food.

[@Nyssa.x]

18:20 as someone who does know what cornbread is, of all the things I would put in a potato corn bread would never make the list

[@kat11655]

i really wish he realized that that drink was called squirt😭

[@spamerzfromhell]

"my keebler griam creeker crust!" had me rotfl way more than I'd like to admit edit: why do I feel shes the type to cut up a dead body while sitting on a rocking chair and singing the national anthem

[@Evileternity69]

This video made me so hungry! Time to yum yum 😋

[@GoatingVirtual]

You know someone else is also recording her doing this, they can stop her but they aren't. They just let it happen.

[@sydos6680]

This is funniest yet most horrific one yet 🫣

[@ChristaKeller-si6xv]

Anytime I see you’ve posted my day instantly gets better thank you king Bach

[@elfishcardea]

thankyou sir bach!! 🫁

[@Thomas12043]

Why do they always use cheese and sausage and those metal containers 😂

[@skyyschonheit546]

Lol I've been subbed for a bit and I love the content/channel- but this probably one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while 😂😂 I'm fr snort laughing lmaoooo this is just what's needed after a long day 💗

[@fr3yag1bbs]

You should recreate these and rate them

[@embearry]

she sounds like she just ate a shit ton of edibles for her first time taking edibles. just the whole bag and shes freaking out

[@Yxrzi]

Holy shit I couldnt stop laughing the whole video😭😭 hilarious vid

[@hannah0863]

when ever he quotes what she says he never says "you gotta try it" he's actually, edging us help me

[@zaynabmuhammadali378]

The way she said whip is like Stewie Griffin