Ranking Fast Food Burgers | Bless Your Rank

[@samhouston1979]

I lost it with “McDonald’s...’yeah we got food. You got some money?’”

[@JameyWilsonIII]

I just texted that to my family, saying this is Mcdonalds new slogan.

[@Sicnesses23]

how is that funny?

[@rrecherei9092]

@@Sicnesses23 It's a tribute to adequacy.

[@usernameisusername]

What is lost it?

[@abbylenze116]

I can confirm from working at McDonald’s that this is absolutely true.

[@liljuggala]

I am a Texan that moved to Seattle, I'm dying inside. I literally had tears when you bit into that Whataburger. I miss it so much.

[@C.O._Jones]

Same here! San Antonian in Lynnwood.

[@liljuggala]

@@C.O._Jones DFW to Silverdale

[@billunmuth3396]

corpus to oshkosh. love whataburger. remember the small burger was called "justaburger

[@jaygo71]

San Antonian in southern Arizona... got Whataburger in Tucson! Ohhhhh yeahhhhh!

[@KristiLEvans1]

C.O. Jones I lived in Edmonds. Real pretty up there, but I had to get the hell out. Nice to visit, but I’m just a fish outta water.

[@yojimbo9410]

Wendys is fast food roulette lmao. When its good, its damn good. When its bad, its bad

[@wriddle082]

Had much more bad than good from Wendy’s lately, and they have gotten my order wrong the most of anyplace ever.

[@lilvegas2404]

Ga Me I have never had a bad Frisco Burger from Hardee’s and I want to say they are the only burger remaining from the thick burger debut in the early 2000’s. Everything else is a toss up.

[@DinsdalePiranha67]

I worked at a Wendy's during my college years. Their food was really good back then, but they've really slid since. Still love their spicy chicken sandwich, though.

[@danstinson7507]

@@DinsdalePiranha67 Wendy's hasn't been the same since Dave died. It used to be one of my favorites, but I avoid them any more.

[@jonathanlineberry7113]

@@lilvegas2404 monster burger is still a thing. Pretty sure it is an og thickburger

[@WinkTartanBelle]

True story: After every childbirth, my mother demanded a Whataburger. Don't send flowers or baby gifts to the hospital. Send a Whataburger. Fries were optional. Woman lived to be 87. I miss you Momma! I continued the tradition. The only hitch was when The Hubs decided to hide a diamond necklace in one, but I forgave him for that one because he brought a backup Whataburger with onion rings. Good thinking ahead.

[@calebcarmichael7703]

This man really called Sonic just to tell them they made a bad burger. 😂

[@robertchandler5055]

DID HE ASK TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER?

[@jacobwynn9555]

I don't know why but the "Yeah" and the end when the manager was making sure she heard right made me bust out laughing.

[@lizziemorris2807]

I would talk to the MANAGER!

[@aspiringnomad15]

He’s 1/2 Karen...on his mom’s side

[@SarahLizDoan]

Sonic is so gross

[@miguelm5450]

Babish really let himself go.

[@lydiahartzell4497]

Miguel M this is the most underrated comment I have ever seen.

[@Stevesrssrssrs]

He's fallen on some hard times!

[@jarjarskinks5208]

So true yall

[@noticedruid4985]

Babish and his first time going to a fast food restaurant he enjoyed it so much he hasn't looked back since.

[@noticedruid4985]

Also think of it like a Before and after

[@maylindwhite6138]

“How much are y’all charging the pawpaws to come eat breakfast at your place?” A perfectly accurate description of Hardee’s

[@angelmaden1559]

It is their best food.....😀

[@torunsmok5890]

@@angelmaden1559 their breakfast biscuits are literally sickening. Like, vomit inducing with how they refuse to sit right in the gut. Their burgers have been pretty good in my experience.

[@Evan-ug9hr]

Torun Smok my local Hardee’s has always had better biscuits than McDonald’s imo

[@blumobean]

Inside info, several places no longer have TV's because they don't want the coffee crowd in the morning. The coffee crowd is nothing but trouble, they order a "senior" coffee and complain about station and volume of TV.

[@mintz9782]

I actually like their burgers, better than Mcdonalds and Wendys and BK, none of the rest I can really get that easily. I feel at least where I am that its a upper quality fast food thing. Then again I don't get the basic burger..

[@spencerjackson3754]

Krystal is one of those things that every couple months you get a craving for (if you have had it before) you eat you enjoy it while eating it but then later you regret it and you go another couple months without it until the craving hits you again.

[@TheRayfield77]

That's Captain D's for me.

[@JasonPadgett-xv6fz]

I total agree with the captain ds comment but I quit eating Krissy become the service has been so bad its just not worth it.

[@Gottaknow]

The one's by me are sketchy. One time the worker had their kids in the kitchen and they don't have a set schedule...

[@Gottaknow]

The one's by me are sketchy. One time the worker had their kids in the kitchen and they don't have a set schedule...

[@rednecktech00]

i would love some Krystals right now

[@PetiteNomNom]

This guy has the most naturally amazing sense of humor. Extremely clever and witty. Love this whole channel.

[@alphagt62]

And for some reason, I trust his judgement. If I were going to get a burger right now, I’d go by his recommendations. Seems like he knows what he’s talking about.

[@90srule96]

Watch SEC shorts

[@Pit_Wizard]

@@alphagt62 not _every_ big guy knows food, but... most of us do.

[@kobenhill9252]

PetiteNomNom that’s called being from the south

[@JoseGonzalez-xu1vd]

@@Pit_Wizard true

[@dewangrajkakati132]

Not present in the south perhaps but Culver's is really good up in Wisconsin

[@bmachineguns5265]

There are some in Florida. Not sure where else but I know they've been expanding

[@haleyzuniga6394]

Kentuckian here - we got some here where I live and I really enjoy Culver’s!

[@Tayrulz1]

I know they have some locations up here in Ohio and it is REALLY good

[@kmbbmj5857]

Got some here in Tennessee now. They're pretty good.

[@scootiebong]

one near me down here in georgia, it's really good

[@kadencebarlow8330]

As a cook at Sonic, I fully understand your decision

[@codykalivoda169]

As a former cook at Sonic, I fully agree

[@noellewall8856]

I have a question. why do the mozzarella sticks taste like vanilla? is it something with the batter? or do you guys fry all the sweet and savory stuff together so it makes everything taste sweet? the onion rings and pretzels taste like vanilla too to me.

[@codykalivoda169]

@@noellewall8856 back when I worked there we cooked all the non meat products in the same fryers so it's possible that's why, but I'm not sure

[@kadencebarlow8330]

@@noellewall8856 Everything fried comes in frozen, the only thing we hand batter are the onion rings and they have a semi sweet taste to them.

[@Bonobo9001]

@@noellewall8856 as an AM, there is vanilla in the onion ring batter, and the grease is changed daily (at my branch), which is probably why, cuz pretzels absorb a lot

[@tactical-daddy]

Having been a manager at McDonald's, the special sauce I can tell you is egg salad minus the chicks of egg. It comes in a big bag and the ingredients are listed on the side and it's legitimately everything you need to make a mustard based egg salad

[@abbyskye1068]

“the CVS of fast food restaurants”😂😂

[@BamaShinesDistillery]

3rd best burger up there IMO......

[@leohalivan861]

It's true. It really is.

[@snarksquirreltastic367]

Does anybody go to Sonic for anything other than drinks and tater tots?

[@sliceofham3737]

Eve Giesin they have a 99 cent corn dog day sometimes

[@rachelgrace4319]

My favorite burgers are Whataburger White castle (I've never been to Krystals) and Sonic but not the number one. Its not enough burger. IMO. 😊❤🍔

[@Shandael]

Heh, back in the day when I made them, about 40 years ago, the secret sauce recipe was 3 parts mayo, 1 part ketchup, 1 part dill relish. Still make it to that spec today on my own burger cook-outs. It was always the highlight of working at McD's when we had a new hire and our supervisor would call them to the back room and tell them they were going to learn how to make the "secret sauce". Their eyes would light up like they were going to be shown the Holy Grail, then afterwards, when they walked back up to the front the look on their face was always like they just discovered Santa isn't real.

[@DefinitelyNotAnAlien]

Hey thanks, I've been wanting to know what was in that sauce for years. Now, any chance you could tell me the recipe for the breakfast sauce that goes on the Bagel?

[@jondale7117]

so dead right now XD

[@tylerdudish4599]

i always thought it was a mix of thousand island and french dressing

[@Bonobo9001]

Thats literally how we make our "thousand island" at sonic

[@campbelldube1117]

Tristan Gregory We have thousand island at Sonic?

[@squiresam]

The biggest problem with ranking fast food items is that they can vary from one franchise to another in quality.

[@iliketurtles8208]

That’s the point

[@janehrahan5116]

No he means like two different Wendy's in the same town can be as bad as the one he goes to, or as good as a proper diner though more limited in menu.

[@iliketurtles8208]

@@janehrahan5116 oh I thought he meant like Burger King to McDonald’s

[@AaYy0o]

💯. Our Wendy's near me is top tier.

[@daveleo78]

You're thinking too hard about it. It's just meant for entertainment.

[@johnblossom8447]

I had a friend who worked at Wendy’s a long time ago when he was in high school. Fast forward many years ahead and his daughter now works at Wendy’s. He said one of the big differences between then and now is Wendy’s uses less salt on their burgers now. So, the old, good-tasting burgers from Wendy’s was based on tons of salt.

[@seanunrau3]

I think Wendy’s should’ve been represented by the baconator

[@NamelessKing1597]

No, bacon is cheating

[@drewlbers]

YES

[@dashthunderman]

@@NamelessKing1597 when McDonald's brought a big Mac it's not

[@NamelessKing1597]

@@dashthunderman sauteed onions with mustard, ketchup and mayo mixed together isn't as much of an edge as bacon.

[@dashthunderman]

@@NamelessKing1597 yes it's not bacon........ But hey the big Mac does have something special and is not a standard burger in technicality

[@sylvia4008]

As much as I hate to risk having my Southern Card revoked, Culver’s gives them all a run for the money. The Butter Burger is pure heaven. It comes custom wrapped and then lovingly placed in a box to keep it in pristine burger condition. It actually looks like the picture! And don’t even get me started on the harbinger of summer happiness, their lemon ice. 🍋 Add raspberries to that lemon ice; you’ll thank me. I guess there are some good things north of the Mason Dixon after all...hmm 🤔

[@murrybrasell4657]

there are a couple of locations in the south, so I forgive you, not fully, but that shit is good

[@maniv100]

most things that come out of the midwest are good, except the serial killers.

[@nachoakajrod]

Steak and Shake too

[@princesslordprettykittypoo4444]

Shake Shack is better. East Coast for life

[@jman1276]

@@maniv100 TBH midwesterners are pretty much just southerners who swapped their heat resistance for cold resistance

[@ax8924]

“None of you care about me.” I would die for you, Matt.

[@erynn9622]

“There’s probably so many diseases that we won’t catch ‘cause we’ve been raised on Krystal burgers” 😂😂😂

[@MrClobbertime]

Is made up for by the one's you do catch because you were raised on Krystal burgers.

[@benselectionforcasting4172]

Kinda funny given the current situation

[@Herozonex200]

I've never heard of krystal burger. Sounds new.

[@MrClobbertime]

@@Herozonex200 They opened in 1932 but never spread out as far as places like McDonalds and BK. They make those small slider burgers like White Castle does.

[@cadxn413]

I’m from Pennsylvania and I visited Texas last year, I can say in full confidence that Whattaburger is my favorite fast food burger.

[@texanenclave3128]

Good, it would be terrible if something would happen to your favorite earbud

[@shooglechic]

I've never had nor seen Whataburger everywhere I've lived and been stationed. There has to be one somewhere. Is this a newer chain--post 2012?

[@DiamondSupplyC0]

Liar

[@michaelboen2314]

@@shooglechic nope. Just a Texas thing. Been around for at least 40+ years

[@codycurnutte7084]

@@michaelboen2314 false, they are in Florida too. Loved in the panhandle for 4 years and we had three in our area.

[@killersopinion1829]

I knew that was a Sonic burger from the 12 inch receipt stuck to the bag.

[@carmenmcalistet5452]

Me too!

[@beckyroberts8315]

You’re my hero, Matt. “There’s some people out there that don’t care for Whataburger hamburgers. I don’t remember their names cause I shut them out of my life completely” 🤣🤣🤣

[@susanfulbright4898]

We called them whatabun. 4x the bread to meat ratio!

[@mikelundquist4596]

Whataburger used to be better. It's now owned by someone out of Chicago and it's just not great anymore, as well as overpriced.

[@hbsavage0387]

@@susanfulbright4898 that’s if you get the single patty burger that’s the only one like that. The rest are the right ratio.

[@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702]

​@@hbsavage0387 if you need to add more to the original to make it better, then it wasn't good in the first place

[@hbsavage0387]

@@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702 mate there first three burgers are the original. Those burgers are the single patty, double patty, and triple patty. Single patty has plenty of meat it’s just not as much food as I want.

[@reallywoodenspoon1]

Thsi guy has such a nice and happy vibe and humor. Watching these really makes me happy. Just chilling in my room at 11pm

[@310BPM]

haha same 😅 its only 9:06, but close enough,,

[@ggEmolicious]

“Why, why go to a fast food place to get a salad?” Amen, thank you, I have always wondered that too.

[@mineduck3050]

For a quick salad?

[@ftwtech]

I love how u actually called Sonic.

[@marcuslara1371]

Disregard that post if you saw it, I just realized what you meant

[@victoriacarter6467]

This is hands down my favorite segment on It's A Southern Thing. Lovin y'all from Texas❤

[@bradyolson1522]

Matt is curing my depression with every bless your rank video

[@texasbeast239]

Viddles Therapy. Comfort food.

[@yanasto]

"You're just watchin' a KZbin video. You don't even care about me." Fact check false. We love you, Matt. :)

[@stevenbacon-cheddar9914]

Discovered whataburger when I moved to Arizona and it has kept me fat in the desert. :)

[@UnkillableJay]

That Hardee's burger was the saddest Hardee's burger I've ever seen.

[@m1cajah]

Killa Jay I almost had to unfollow. Those ain’t Hardee’s burgers. Hardee’s is from my home town, and the freaking Canadians bought them, combined them with Carl’s Jr. (which I loathe) and ruined a perfectly great burger. You want Hardee’s though, get the Hot Ham-n-Cheese. You’ll thank me later.

[@UnkillableJay]

@@m1cajah that's actually what I order every time I go to Hardee's

[@shaunarovinski4081]

@@m1cajah I used to love the Frisco burger until they got rid of it.

[@SirDerbear]

I had their Monster Thickburger the other day and it was probably the best burger there besides the Frisco Burger

[@UnkillableJay]

@@SirDerbear their Frisco Burger is the best burger I've ever had.

[@lillygardens1]

Your Krystal review was Priceless!! 😂🤣👍 And as for Sonic, each visit is a total crap shoot. Good luck!! 😂

[@natejast1971]

100% but I stopped by 3 sonic and couldn't eat what I gotten I think each time different places has a sugar fight as my food was being made.

[@daviddawsondan]

Sonic service is the shits!

[@cadetrenew]

Right?! It almost like it is corporate policy. The one in my small town is by far the most popular fast food spot and is pretty good. But even with that, it is a total crap shoot. Sometimes your frito pie is 90% fritos, 7% cheese, and a measly 3% chili. And your Cherry limeade has no cherries in it at all. Then you go the next time and your frito pie is absolutely HOOKED UP and is a meal all by itself. And they graciously gave you 6 to 8 cherries in your limeade.

[@captainskippy6622]

I wish we had a Whataburger close to me. As far as I know there’s none in my state. Best joint around is Five Guys.

[@amandamustain2868]

I love Five Guys. The only problem is that it is so freaking expensive!!

[@garlandragland]

Honestly I think Whataburger is overrated

[@gibraltarfilms3993]

Captain Skippy Whataburger is only in texas

[@dacypher22]

@@gibraltarfilms3993 They are actually in a lot of states. Just their presence is much, much smaller. I am looking at their locations list and they are in Alabama (15 locations), Arizona (25), Arkansas (5), Florida (38, really?!), Georgia (only one!), Louisiana (15), Mississippi (8), New Mexico (11), Oklahoma (33) and finally...of course Texas (678). So yeah, you can see that all locations in all other states don't come close to adding up to the locations in Texas. In other states you likely need to hunt them out, so that would make it feel like they aren't in other states compared to Texas.

[@QR_Code]

@@dacypher22 and some investment firm in chicago bought a majority stake in whataburger a few months back and they're gonna expand. i like whataburger, they have a big juicy burger but texans tend to overrate them whataburger also doesn't do the folded egg nonsense... they crack eggs on the grill the way it supposed to be

[@i_do_be_here_doe3197]

“It’s glistening! “ I’m dead!! Haha 😂

[@TheRhettengelking]

Totally underrated or even unknown fast food sandwich that beats them all is the Culver’s Walleye sandwich. It only comes out during a 2-3 month period every year but is unrivaled in its flaky deliciousness

[@HaVoC_TX]

I have never been disappointed going to whataburger. Hands down my favorite burger fast food restaurant. Thank you whataburger

[@Herozonex200]

Where is that place at cuz Its not even in my state

[@spaceracer23]

Try a Whataburger in Arkansas. Theyll be happy to disappoint if you of you can manage to find someone working the counter.

[@gebs123]

Whataburger is hit or miss for me. They have a good burger, but I think it's the only place that I was ever served raw chicken. Not "undercooked" or "pink in the center", but "cooked for 2 minutes", "Pink all the way to the edge", "Gorden Ramsey shouting RAW", Raw chicken.

[@dislikebutton4239]

@@Herozonex200 It’s mostly in texas but there are a few restaurants in other states. but MOST of its locations are in texas

[@Lee-xb7lb]

"If your the Chicago firm that bought WB don't mess this up" couldn't agree more!

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

*you're

[@jonsmith2061]

100% agree. I have been known to drive 30 miles out of my way on a long trip just to get Whatta, or Krystal's.

[@cem2756]

Whataburger gives me life, everything on their menu is damn delicious, from Breakfast to Burgers to Chicken. It makes me so proud to be a Texan

[@shelpippg2202]

Girl, that spicy chicken biscuit with a fried egg? Turned my whole world upside down. Texas forever.

[@thebigmanbassing]

Honestly... I'm waiting for wendys to clap back...

[@Pit_Wizard]

I didn't think I was the only one who tried to stuff Krystal burger boxes into each other. But it feels good to hear someone else say it.

[@anabellamason9611]

The Wendy’s pretzel burger with the beer cheese sauce is perfection. They finally brought it back

[@bitter2day]

“I can’t remember the names of those people... I shut them out of my life.”

[@Long_Haired_Country_Boy]

Says a burger must be messy, then complains about a burger dripping sauce.

[@snarksquirreltastic367]

When a burger drips sauce, the sauce should be identifiable.

[@aaron8977]

It’s not sauce it’s like a greasy watery substance 😂 I know exactly what he’s talking about

[@rachelgrace4319]

You guys, it's from the tomatoes. 🍅

[@MrClobbertime]

Well, there's messy then there's catastrophe. Where I live Wendy's used to make the best burgers until a couple of years ago. Since then the meat tends to be too salty and has an old taste to it, so I stopped going there. Now when I want a burger I cook them myself at home. Much better burger and costs less than the fast food joints.

[@autumnakins7640]

With the condiments and the tomato juices get together, yeah it can get messy. But good messy.

[@Lilfergy]

U guys should have done Culvers they have migrated to the south now they have awesome butter burgers 😋

[@kaydeexoxo4257]

They do!! Buuuuttttt they are better the farther north u get 😂

[@orlandoburgos9190]

Cheese curds!!!

[@kaydeexoxo4257]

@@orlandoburgos9190 yeah the cheese curds down south are just mini mozzarella sticks but the ones up north are different.... I'm not sure how to explain it tbh

[@michaelstringly4138]

I completely disagree. I tried Culvers to check it out and it was ok. Five Guys and In-N-Out both kick Culvers' butt.

[@saydeelyman297]

@@michaelstringly4138 yes 🙌🏻

[@dragonsathome]

That's the absolute BEST Krystal description! A warm hug from a really sweaty friend. 😂😂😂

[@peaches0799]

Yeah, Wendy will do a drive by on y'all behind.

[@christopherfreude6775]

Matt: Whataburger is the best fast food burger in the game. Me: *Cheers in Texan*

[@aliabdallah102]

Idk man, culver's is the shit.

[@christopherfreude6775]

@@aliabdallah102 You're not wrong. Culver's is delicious. And, honestly, Whataburger has been pissing me off with their service lately. A regular 20+ minute wait in the drive through when it's only three cars deep is not okay with me.

[@BravelyDaily]

@@christopherfreude6775 favorite burgers: Whataburger, Culver’s and In-N-Out. In no particularly order…I love them all equally!

[@CheeseMasterSports]

Native southerner here, but I live in Texas. All our Krystals have been closed for about a decade, so you already know whenever I pass through Louisiana, I’m buying a sackful. They know me in Slidell 😂

[@davemcbroom695]

The problem with lettuce sheets is that they slide out onto your lap when least expected. It's like a mini grease sled to Hell or your floor mat.

[@Sparky-gp9vh]

Dave McBroom “mini grease sled to hell” I don’t know how in gods name you thought of that but I’ll be damned if it didn’t make me laugh

[@christa526]

Matt you are so hysterical! How have you not become a world famous standup comedian? YOU SLAY US!!!

[@jakes.2544]

Used to manage McDonald's when we ran out of Mac sauce, we would use thousand island dressing as a substitute. So safe to say that's what it is.

[@FrogTVJoe]

Great review here, and I agree.......... and I was hoping Culver’s would have made it into this list, and to see how he would have ranked it :-) It’s my personal favorite.

[@heyitskate7747]

I need McDonalds fries and a Wendy’s frosty

[@bryleed2198]

HeyIt'sKate McDonalds**

[@bigblackrat4773]

Brylee D Mac Donald’s is how uk people say it

[@heyitskate7747]

Darren Lê I know. It was a typo

[@heyitskate7747]

Brylee D I kinda corrected it

[@bigblackrat4773]

HeyIt'sKate oh

[@SKoGoMoney]

As a fellow Southerner, I'd pick Whataburger (Texas specifically) as first in the line up too. But if y'all ever find yourselves out West in New Mexico I urge you to try a "monster meal (triple meat, triple cheese)" at Griffs in Albuquerque!! Literally blows every other place out of the water!

[@rudyleal2579]

"a long sweaty hug from a friend you don't like-krystals

[@sofiarocks999]

C’mon I’m pretty sure most Texans knew Whataburger was gonna win.

[@emridatla3886]

As a guy that's moved to Texas and likes it here, the one obsession I just can't wrap my head around is Whataburger. Not only is it not as good as other regional chains (Culvers, Shake Shack, In'n'Out, Braums, The Habit, JCW) it's not even the best chain burger from Texas (Mooyahs).

[@lifeisshrt7929]

@@emridatla3886 It’s def the best cheaper fast food burger compared to these options in the video but yeah ofc I’d rather have those chains you mentioned

[@kaldo_kaldo]

@@emridatla3886 The appeal to Whataburger is nostalgia. Texan's grew up on it. It's like your mom's/grandma's food - do we really think our grandmother is better than a Michelin chef? Nah, but usually we prefer grandma's.

[@dinidusamaranayake3266]

@@emridatla3886 lmao I live in Houston and in my choir class EVERYONE is obessed with Whataburger. We almost always hit the nearest Whataburger and fill up after a good performance.

[@Velvexic]

@@emridatla3886 not all of those are available in every part of Texas, and the only one that is (In'n'Out) is less preferred by many, mostly because of the nasty fries. I myself prefer Burger Boy, but can say that Whataburger is truly a treasure.

[@lacey6800]

“This burger taste like lamb” IKR! It does!

[@thunderchaser2042]

For people who have friends or family that don't like Whataburger, cut them out, you don't need that negativity in your life.

[@unholyprognosis2636]

I've never had one before :( there isnt a Whataburger here.

[@thunderchaser2042]

@@unholyprognosis2636 you poor soul. You have no idea what you are missing. Where in the country are you?

[@unholyprognosis2636]

@@thunderchaser2042 Kentucky. I know there is a Whataburger here but I have yet to find one lmao.

[@thedoomofred5174]

I’ve never had a Whataburger before either and I’ve lived in the south my whole life. South Dakota that is

[@missyl4852]

I've never had one, I'd have to drive nearly 3 hrs to get one lol

[@theoabbot8822]

I live in Wilmington, NC and my favorite burger is by far Five Guys. Second is the Whopper. FG is fantastic and they use whole lettuce and they have A1 sauce and long pickle strips. No matter which franchise you visit; here, Myrtle Beach, Raleigh, the quality is always the same. I can’t say that about the other chains in town. We have three BKs and I avoid two of them because the third makes them perfectly. I love my occasional yummy burger.

[@jurban611]

Five guys is good.

[@teresahiggs4896]

But you need a bank loan to,afford their burgers now days! That have gotten to be SO expensive. Except for an Krystal craving once in a while, I just make burgers at home . Fast food places either mess up my order ( and I do t want to have to drive all the way back to the restaurant to get it fixed ) or their burgers are just messed up by who ever makes them…too much mayo, or ketchup or lettuce or onions , or so,etching is left off , the bun is soggy ….

[@alexr3673]

I only click on this page when I see Matt

[@luckdragongirl]

Matt writes most of the sketches though.

[@williambert5992]

Bless your rank is my favorite! I just hope it doesn't kill him in the process, lol!

[@matthewhammond9575]

Matt has Tegridy 😂

[@mpweave]

I've perfected driving with a burger box.

[@light564]

ok you are my hero! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO DIP MY FRIES IN MY FROSTY!

[@reikyfoxxe1847]

You need to try culvers and freddy’s frozen custard and steak burgers. Theres one of each in and around birmingham

[@Daegansthing]

Reiky Foxxe I second this

[@bedriven6836]

Grew up in NC and just across the line in SC lived in WI for several years. Butter burgers are awesome. Cheese curds too. Moved back home to SC, and we now have a Culvers!

[@wolvessuck1807]

Culver’s burgers are flat

[@bedriven6836]

Get a double

[@Daegansthing]

Wolves Suck Steakburgers

[@melhale1499]

Do you have Culver’s in the South? Butter burgers from Culvers are amazing ! Love your videos ! I have never tasted What a burger or Krystals!

[@denlec_24]

We do, but they are few and far between. We have 3 or 4 in the entire state of Alabama and there are 2 or 3 in Georgia and a couple in South Carolina. I would agree with you though, a few weeks ago I stopped at a Culver's when travelling through Augusta, GA and their burgers are REALLY good. The frozen custards are great also. I just wish we had more locations throughout the south!

[@DimpledNatural]

Yes, but not good, no flavor.

[@SouthernersSax]

I'm from near Birmingham, AL originally and I moved up to Murfreesboro, TN a few years ago. Until then I had never heard of Culver's. Cook Out was unknown to me until then as well. My first experiences with those two places were indeed wondrous.

[@ourdramallamalife6207]

@@DimpledNatural disagree

[@RyRyTheBassGuy]

Maybe it's the one by my house, but Culver's isn't anything special. On par with Rally's.

[@marshalldodderer9561]

Ain’t non of those burgers have anything on cookouts burgers

[@ericm6803]

Cheddar onion platter with hushpuppies and a corn dog.

[@davidlegkodukh6969]

I'm sorry but Cookout is Sh*t compared to Chic Fil A

[@catwoman1263]

@@davidlegkodukh6969 I love Chick Fil A, but they don't have burgers and that is the subject of this video, lol XD And no, no fast food burger can top a homemade grilled one. :D

[@honkytonkinson9787]

White Fox I thumbs up’d your comment until I read the end. This is a burger video!

[@2L82Pray1]

Chick FilA is nothing more than the fad of the moment. Their chicken is tasteless cardboard, has no crunch (limp) and no sane person puts pickles on chicken, their waffle fries are never cooked crisp and you might as well eat paper. CFA was never good, it will never be good and hopefully someday people will also stop buying purses with some designers initials all over it in gold--both are tacky and tasteless and screams "Look at me! I'm like everyone else with no taste, look how I fit in! I'm such a fan boy/girl!"

[@elijahgonzales2754]

Fun Fact: Whataburger’s burgers come with mustard, because a traditional burger in Texas comes with mustard.

[@autumnakins7640]

That's why I always have to remember to tell them no mustard.

[@alexanderlapp5048]

Burgers should have mustard, unless you don't like it. What I don't understand is why mayo is on everything. I don't even consider it a burger condiment, so I never think to tell them not to use it then I get my burger and it's covered with all this white stuff.

[@autumnakins7640]

@@alexanderlapp5048 i dont like mustard on most stuff. It tastes too strong and covers up the flavor of everything else. Thats why I prefer ketchup and mayo. To each their own.

[@alexanderlapp5048]

@@autumnakins7640, How long have you been eating burgers with mayo? Just curious, because I don't remember ever having mayo on burgers growing up. It would not have been allowed at home and we seldom ate out.

[@autumnakins7640]

@@alexanderlapp5048 I usually went for ketchup growing up but I didn't like mayo that much as a kid. So I dunno, 20 years?

[@sheyennewilliamson]

I don’t know but Wendy’s salads are amazing .

[@Noone-zm3zb]

Best burger I ever had was from deadwood, South Dakota. It was a bacon cheese burger from a small bar that had a picture of a burger that looked really good, and a quote that said it was the best burger ever. Naturally I ordered the burger. They brought it out and it looked even better than the picture. When I took a bite out of it my eyes grew 3 times bigger. Best burger I’ve even tasted in my life .

[@endlesspines5556]

South Dakota has great beef!

[@LB-gz3ke]

I understand what you mean about Krystals. My Dad feels the same way about White Castle. I don't agree with it being #2, but I do understand the attachment to that little burger.

[@SamBrickell]

If you eat bites out of 7 different burgers from 7 different restaurants, you are almost definitely eating parts of 7 completely different cows. That's weird.

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Likely way more than that. It's not like these places are separating the patties per cow.

[@JohnSmith-nh2te]

The average ground meat burger contains the meat of over a thousand different cows

[@DH-xw6jp]

I mean, biting into a single burger from a single restaurant will probably get you a dozen cows.

[@solanaeden4701]

I was looking for In n Out then I realised they don't have those. :(

[@breab379]

I was looking for A&W and then realized they wouldn't have them...

[@Mike_Dubo]

They got a Steak N' Shake?

[@richardarriaga6271]

Where are they based? Houston area has a couple

[@stanshearer7343]

In-n-out is based out of California. Texas has several, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio as well as Houston. There may be others, I don't know. BTW, they are my favorite. Don't tell Whataburger!

[@amberbetts8098]

Wendy’s has the best fast food burger in existence, but it wasn’t the one you tasted. You need to do the Baconator

[@bjbrown]

Out of the story but I went to a Burger King because they advertised a veggie burger. I asked my local if they served a veggie burger and they said yes, so I ordered. I ended up with a hamburger roll with lettuce, a slice of tomato and some onion. I went into the store and asked what is this? They said they were out of veggie patties! Well then tell me that!

[@thunderstorminblack]

Oh my god when he said that about the lettuce I nearly chocked on my food. I had a costumer through a massive fit about our shredded lettuce at work the other day! Like he threw his chicken sandwich at me he was so mad.

[@ModdBoy]

"I don't like this, I don't like it happening to me." - hahaha

[@morgankeck7341]

You know what's better than fries in a frosty? Chicken nugget dipped in frosty. Sounds weird but it's so good

[@weavarepfours]

"I didn't like the special sauce as a kid but then somethin happened... Maybe my taste buds came in" Earlier said he doesn't like pickles Na son you still got them baby buds

[@jasonsaulters6027]

I don't really like pickles either, but the ones on that Popeyes chicken sandwich are 👌.

[@new_found_corey]

I was a manager at Hardee’s for a few years and the second we open at 5, the old folks come in and stay about 5 or 6 hours lol

[@jesus3300]

Lol he’s right about burger king being empty, the closest one to where i live is always empty apart from like one homeless guy 😂

[@reteach007]

Sonic Burgers Are Very Underrated In My Opinion Seriously They Are Delicious

[@clintonproctor8610]

Yeah, dudes tastebuds are broke. Sonic burgers are good.

[@tomdairy4305]

Wendy's did have the best burger when Dave was still alive and fries too

[@y2andru]

Their fries are underrated.

[@12Mantis]

Just like any other fast food chain there's the few GREAT places, the slightly more numerous Good places, the far more numerous Alright places then there's the (thankfully few!) TERRIBLE places where you just have to wonder HOW much blackmail they're using to stay in business. For instance the Wendy's down the street from does does pretty good burgers, though the fries can be hit or miss although that's been the case for that location since they switched over to the natural cut fries. My guess is they haven't quite figured the right timing for the deep fryer to get great fries. Although, and this might sound weird, about a month back I accidentally ordered fries from a burger king instead of onion rings like I was intending.....and they were REALLY good, the only thing that would've made them better would be ketchup and some pepper.

[@Grinder1965]

A little while back Sonic had a "Brown Bag Special"...in our house we always joke cause no matter what you order the only thing you can sure of is it will come in a brown bag.

[@allieren]

I’m a Michigander on a cross country drive, sitting in my hotel room in Amarillo, trying to decide what to get for a quick bite. **heads to Whataburger**

[@RARufus]

Yessir, you couldn’t go wrong with that choice…and I live in Minnesota. I’ve been in big T a number of times.

[@rhondarostrickland4665]

For me Dairy Queen and In-n-Out burger.. Yeah enough said.

[@GravyHucker]

In-N-Out is on the equivalent of PED's of the Burger World. Too good to be grouped in with any other foods, unfair fight.

[@madhatter4743]

Amen In-n-Out is my favorite

[@aubiegirlrn]

You can't get In n Out past Texas which is why they didn't have any.

[@dinidusamaranayake3266]

@@aubiegirlrn In n Out's in other states than Texas.....

[@aubiegirlrn]

Yes I know that In N Out is in other states like California, Utah, Arizona etc. But there aren't any past the Louisiana- Texas line.

[@kevn107]

Cookout needs to be in that list! Also, I love Krystal as well, was my first job, but it's really in a different class from those other burgers IMHO...

[@elizabethseals2001]

If I ever need a smile, I can always count on Matt's reactions. 👍

[@honkytonkinson9787]

Hardee’s has so much potential and almost always fails. They probably don’t try as hard because they know their breakfast is where it’s at

[@gunfighterzero]

it really depends on the hardees, they are franchise owned

[@Rzero512]

It was just a plain burger compared to fully topped burgers. It had no condiments, of course it was dry. 😁

[@lisaripley1958]

I adore Matt's comparisons! He's so funny!

[@djknight8167]

I would love to see this again with their most popular burger

[@hunterb4492]

I alway thought it Mac Ds sauce was thousand island with celery salt

[@crktritual]

Hunter B I likes it on their McDoubles

[@MaryofMayberry]

It is

[@glenquagmire4340]

It is

[@saab9251]

McDouble with Mac sauce and cheese, lunch of the cheap.

[@frenchstewart9843]

It’s thousand island with celery salt and orphan tears actually

[@geneard639]

I concur with this ranking. Now, can someone help a cousin out and send me a sack of Krystals!?

[@johnnyboyya734]

Jack in the box, five guys, Dairy Queen, in and out are some notable metions

[@lifeisshrt7929]

Dairy Queen burgers are meh

[@joannamcpeak7531]

Agreed!

[@Stupid_you_so_stoopid_UHF]

Culver's too.

[@dibutler9151]

I'm so happy that Krystal's took the number 2 spot.

[@stonee1968]

Krystal and number 2 just naturally go together

[@timmcfarland2853]

It's hard to judge a burger after you've driven around for over an hour to collect them all. If you rank Wendy's lower than McDonald's you must've bought them an hour apart.

[@ryanspencerlauderdale687]

The Wendy’s burger didn’t have bacon on it. That’s probably why it did so terribly. The Big Mac sauce is very similar to thousand island dressing. I used to work for McDonalds. Fun fact, if you get the Double Cheeseburger, take off the ketchup and mustard, and have them put on tomato, lettuce and Mac sauce, it tastes just like an In N Out Double Double. Edit: I have tasted In-N-Out a few times since this comment went up, and I’d say the Double Double with caramelized onions crushes any competitor in this rank.

[@maceogrady1238]

I don't like wendy's I only like burger king, McDonald's and Culver's

[@gutturf]

I used to email McDonald's on a yearly basis from the early days of the internet and give them crap that they did not make a burger for adults - one that had mayo, lettuce, tomato and real onions - unlike any of the other 10s of thousands of burger joints in the US. Perhaps they finally listened since they now have the Quarter Pounder Deluxe on a regular basis, but it's still a lot crappier than a Whopper.

[@Appaddict01]

@@maceogrady1238 Wendy’s is better than McDonald’s and Burger King.

[@maceogrady1238]

@@Appaddict01 ok I'm just gonna say this. What I ment was it depends on where you live the wendy's that you go to is probably better then the ones I live by.

[@lifestudent55]

The Hardee's around here are a lot better than that.

[@bparker111665]

The Monster Burger from Hardee's is like Meat Heroin.

[@MaryofMayberry]

Hardee's is great here!!!!! Like said one employee and nobody else at Burger King

[@digitalis2977]

Thickburgers don't age well, and the whole thing can be ruined by leaving it on the broiler plate. When cooked to order (as they're supposed to be) they're amazing. If they're held or eaten more than 30-45 minutes after purchase, they're not so great.

[@97kadin]

Hardee's is good here Krystal is awful

[@misssmarteepants3465]

They ordered the worst burger on the menu too. Nobody orders that. It didn’t stand a chance.

[@yungkidnf]

I love how Hardee's was so bad that it's last place ranking was NEVER challenged

[@DieRomantic5000]

Wendy's chicken spicy chicken sandwich. That's the best.

[@schafferstephen2]

No, it's not

[@عمرحليله-خ7ع]

Wendy's chicken just tastes like those frozen bags of chicken nuggets.

[@Jml416]

Eat at Whataburger 3 to 4 times a week. Love almost everything on their menu. Don't like their lettuce though. Love from Texas!

[@maxdeborde6772]

Are u over weight

[@GravyHucker]

No one in Texas is overweight.

[@Jml416]

I don't know, is 5'9" and 165 considered overweight? What does it matter anyway? I didn't say I eat full meals there all the time. Sometimes it's just a honey chicken biscuit and coffee.

[@jphillips4371]

Max DeBorde you do realize some people exercise, right?

[@nonabardin9162]

Whataburger is too salty! They have good party melts. I've eaten the chicken tenders 2 times and BOTH times I ended up in the hospital with acute pancreatitis! No more whataburger chicken for me!