GGG, hire this man. And then fire him but use him as a third party developer to solve all your problems
@ExiledVessel3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a trade scam that would end up on reddit but Yoji came up with it.
@catmasterOP3 жыл бұрын
came for this comment
@samnafziger3 жыл бұрын
Came for the content, stayed for the ZiggyD impression.
@Johnnysimz3 жыл бұрын
The TFT vouches counting for real life credit score really cracked me up lolz
@brandongroth45693 жыл бұрын
Supporter packs contain items, so they should have more weight. Naturally, GGG should redesign the shop so that we have to go through 20 menus, talk to 5 outsourced customer service reps, and email support 15 times before being able to order a support pack. If you are a true GGG supporter, you would do this in a heart beat.
@cabal1231231233 жыл бұрын
"Fire all developer to become 3rd party developer" That's ... actually make sense!!!!!! MINDBLOWN
@ToadstedCroaks3 жыл бұрын
Yogi solves all of PoE's problems with a simple: "Just let players mod the game". *Saving bad game design since 1995*
@rodoxx18883 жыл бұрын
bethesda games modders be like: my time has come
@lootmaster13373 жыл бұрын
Wow- weakauras: allow me to introduce myself.
@VoctorVideo3 жыл бұрын
This is going to sound crazy, but this video actually made me realize just how much I hate some of GGG's poor design decisions. I just kept going on in the vain hope that they would actually fix some of these things, coupled with the skinner box of league challenges and cosmetic rewards I don't actually care about. The thought of another league of tedious unlocks just to reach an endgame mired in entirely solvable problems... why should I bother when I can just play a game that is actually good? Thank you for freeing me.
@ec43503 жыл бұрын
The biggest issue for me is unfair deaths. I don't care too much if I died amd I know why I died. I care if I died to something unknown and with it are the following associated issues: - screen clutter and not being able to see what is hitting you (I don't think this will ever be solved) - accidental misclicks of screens or appearance of menus that block your vision mid combat. i.e. prophecy activation or accidentally clicking the completed ritual shrine. - boss invulnerability phases where only they can damage you and making it almost impossible to dodge their attacks. eg. Reef boss
@eksentrysyti3 жыл бұрын
The first point I can agree with, but the second point just means you need to not spam clicks everywhere and the third point just means you need to get good. Or just play softcore.
@TF_563 жыл бұрын
I think u can hide the prophecy pop up in the settings
@Fenkatl3 жыл бұрын
> top 5 problems > no AH > trash servers > zero optimisation > thousands bots > no ingame info about mechanics
@Zuuby3 жыл бұрын
*A relative over for a family gathering:* Hey, why are the 1,2,3,4,5 keys on your keyboard unlabeled? *Me staring at the backlit transparent keys:* GGG
@FFlo3343 жыл бұрын
Great ideas! I can already see myself sharing my TFT voucher status alongside my credit score to get my mortgage.
@ShamanK19773 жыл бұрын
It's TrollJI!... Love it buddy, keep the good stuff rolling!
@EforEvery13 жыл бұрын
Thanks Yoji, looking forward to patch notes!
@focusidiotus11803 жыл бұрын
In my opinion the worst thing in poe are all rsi game mechaniks. I mean: who pick up breach splinters? Who pick up low level currency shards?
@Aurirang3 жыл бұрын
*cough*.. Since i'm a notorious hoarder... i do. Took me about 4 elagues not to scrounche up every damn wisdom and protal scroll as well. :D
@MalakianM2S3 жыл бұрын
Trade players don't pick up splinters?
@focusidiotus11803 жыл бұрын
@@MalakianM2S only chayula. The rest we can't even see because lootfilter.
@MalakianM2S3 жыл бұрын
@@focusidiotus1180 Lootfilter let you see what you set up the filter to let you see, and somebody had to pick the splinters for you to buy the breachstone from them anyways. That being said, there should be a better way to pick the shards anyways. And even then with harvest and uncharted realms, are the others shards not really worth it?
@CC-xb4rn3 жыл бұрын
You my friend have one amazing sarcastically tone and voice! :)) LOVE IT!
@luan_luttrix3 жыл бұрын
KKKKKKKK this is pure awesome content. The ZiggyD impersonation is just perfect!
@modisp3 жыл бұрын
You could say "Pitch perfect"
@eksentrysyti3 жыл бұрын
The 3rd party "problem" is actually on point. I don't really see the issue with using 3rd party tools, it just means we have a bigger community helping with QoL, rather than waiting for GGG to implement them. And since Openarl disappeared into the void, the forked PoB has been SO much better with updates and fixes. Also, that Ziggy impression was spot on.
@vevert1213 жыл бұрын
Finally good content between 2 trailers. The resemblance with Chris Wilson is getting even more uncanny :D Joke aside, nice job on burning every side of the arguments.
@jazz47943 жыл бұрын
I'd argue aside from performance Visual clutter is PoE's biggest problem, a personal complaint of mine would also be just general content clutter. I can see how others prioritize things like trade though. I'm just afraid if GGG don't address Visual clutter its only gonna get worse.
@bilboswaggings3 жыл бұрын
but visual clutter is how they sell MTX, you have MTX on your MTX so that you need to get more so that it looks good
@Eiferius3 жыл бұрын
I have the perfect idea for Flasks. Instead of macking them consume charges and be active for a certain amount, just let them drain a certain amount of charges per second. So when you start a map, you activate your flask once, and as long as you kill monsters and generate charges, your flasks will be active. For boss fights and other more difficult encounters, you could just give them the functionality that you can activate them again and for the rest of their duration, you will get a stronger flask effect, but will be unable to generate any charges. GGG Could do so much interesting stuff with flask and flask charges, but i think they just have no current interest in changing any of it. Sadge
@KL-tn1xc3 жыл бұрын
that's a really good one
@KiWeWi3 жыл бұрын
sounds like a good keystone honestly
@Failzz83 жыл бұрын
@@KiWeWi Now that sounds like a cool idea, flasks are always on and have no charge, but you get -70% to all regeneration rate or something
@CautionCU3 жыл бұрын
Story checks out.
@Seanana_3 жыл бұрын
damn that openarl one hit hard RIP that man.
@buildingstuff17073 жыл бұрын
There is a great solution for picking up the milion items of same type on ground. For example if u have many of same type of item near u, like 15 simulacrum splinters spread, when u click to pick up 1 it will pick up all same type items in xx radius of you. This could be applyed for all currency items, splinters and whatnot.
@colto23123 жыл бұрын
We should make each part of a supporter pack require at least 4 clicks per included MTX in order to introduce weight to a clearly forgotten part of their monetization model.
@DieWatcher3 жыл бұрын
Nice, some good solutions here, hope GGG listens to this!
@derektafoya11523 жыл бұрын
Repetitive strain injury is a serious thing (despite the jokes) that should be talked about more, thanks for bringing it up Yoj !
@joesimons703 жыл бұрын
Serious solution for the 6 second timer: you should be able to turn on metrics on your client that tune it. Calculate your latency distribution and set it to whatever quantile corresponds to the magic 6 second number on a typical connection. Maybe it's 99.999 or something, which would correspond to only 2 seconds on a super consistent connection.
@Theta403 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! And yet completely true :D
@slouch1863 жыл бұрын
GGG's CFO: Wait, we can just fire our whole dev team? That would save so much money!
@brandongroth45693 жыл бұрын
I think you mean the Tencent CFO.
@ulamss53 жыл бұрын
Intel copyrighted that strategy
@1911Zoey3 жыл бұрын
Blizzard: Hey stop copying us! We did that last year with a record breaking sales figures too
@willyshauliny3 жыл бұрын
if we could pay our rent with exalted orbs I would be even poorer than before XD
@Dongaldo13 жыл бұрын
You’re a genius! Pure genius!
@arnonuhm69223 жыл бұрын
As a side effect: Firing all developers would make them work from home(office) negating any negative effect of lock downs (and contagion).
@Olvenskol3 жыл бұрын
Yoji solving all the problems, again.
@SimpleBenji013 жыл бұрын
i liked the video but i didnt expect it to be as comedic as it got! would love to hear some non sarcastic armchair developer takes on some of the issues
@btarczy50673 жыл бұрын
I think that comedy is all that‘s left now. Concerning the issues stated here GGG has already shot down attempts at fixing them in previous statements. The question is just whether they will remain adamant in their positions or not. Some of these problems have been brought up almost a decade ago, including possible solutions. Frustrating stuff.
@ruz543 жыл бұрын
DC timer is so smart they should actually implementt this
@hellfrass6663 жыл бұрын
the AH for trade is a must. Game wasn't build around SSF.
@AlejandroMeri3 жыл бұрын
We should just cancel Chris Wilson until a more "open" to our demands CEO is put in place. That always works so well for me.
@hamesbone3 жыл бұрын
Lol when I said auction. House I didn't mean buy from ggg with real world money lol... I meant list your item in the trade house with how many chaos needed etc. You can map while someone else buys and bam between mapping you can stop to quickly grab your currency. Cmon do it
@scrotiemcb58583 жыл бұрын
That thar is some mighty fine armchair development.
@laihzinho3 жыл бұрын
The first problem is already solved in the path of exile chines/Korean, they have a pet that collects currency automatically
@Xaelfas3 жыл бұрын
I watched knowing you said it would “be really dumb” enjoyed the video hope you enjoyed making it.
@ItsYoji3 жыл бұрын
It was fun but definitely the really dumb kind of fun.
@John762203 жыл бұрын
For the splinters looting and flask management keybind, i don't even understand...on the chinese server, if i'm correct, there is the option for flask keybind, and they even got "paytowin" compagnon pet that gather loot for you. i undertand GGG is run by tensent (or whatever) but why chinese should have more QOL than the rest of us ? i would gladly pay for a currency gathering compagnon :D
China loot version is 11-13bucks a month. I am sure if they sold the pet for 100 many would just buy it.
@John762203 жыл бұрын
@@lootmaster1337 if it was a subscription, no way for me, but at 100 points yeah I will buy it. And I think it will be the mendatory companion ^^
@GTFOIMAO3 жыл бұрын
6:09 Spot on. only hc. weed out the shitty poe players and only give the good stuff to the good :D You are one of the best content creator for any games out there. Praise Yoji
@Linck1923 жыл бұрын
so you disguise all these real solutions as just memes huh? I see what you're doing there
@svetkopetko51583 жыл бұрын
3d problem is visuals and speed. Looking at the screen while actually playing is a pain with almost no benefits. You do not even see you character, hardly any monsters - itt's all explosions and who knows what.. And you spend most of the time crafting, trading, watching videos, using 6-7 additional apps and websites and then you enter a map for 65 seconds (unless the boss has an idiotic delay that is called "mechanics" and is neither fun, nor make any sense to watch). What is poe actually? Not an ARPG, nope, Packman takes longer.
@RussellThomason3 жыл бұрын
This is amazing!
@arghomg3 жыл бұрын
OMG this is so much gold that the value of gold drops to below 0 kelvin. You're amazing!!!
@lootmaster13373 жыл бұрын
Id burn down oriah for autoflasks that just constantly run until they are out. Pretty sure thats what sirus was so mad about
@GustoVideo3 жыл бұрын
@ItsYoji The only problem i have is while playing coop my friend freezes in place on my screen and i cant see him till be go to another map.... then he freezes again. So annoying.
@fast1nakus3 жыл бұрын
ingame wiki would be nice.
@robertwilliams-fs8zq3 жыл бұрын
This actually is better then your honest league trailer
@craktsupermoto3 жыл бұрын
"IT'S BAD CODING BRO" screams the upside down cooked kiwi
@christerpereira3 жыл бұрын
It would've been hilarious if you introduced a lag in your "6 Second DC timer" section just to make people think they had a shitty internet connection
@adamtennant49363 жыл бұрын
Yoji for president!
@iamplay7973 жыл бұрын
Fixing flask is easy @yoji just make it so we can put our flask on CWDT 👌
@Hakkene3 жыл бұрын
5th one is legit true tho, like modders fixing skyrim etc instead of developpers LUL
@colto23123 жыл бұрын
proof that keeping an activity as a hobby as opposed to doing it professionally will keep you doing it for longer with better outcomes.
@vultureTX0013 жыл бұрын
I nominate Yoji to write all the Tier 1 support scripts for GGG customer service.
@Cam373 жыл бұрын
How does this fix the problems with Global 1?
@arwhyeensarco23893 жыл бұрын
this is soooo good
@piratgusar20793 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard! pls make more of this, love the irony!
@derektafoya11523 жыл бұрын
Your last idea is kinda genius though lol .
@joshgeorgianna54153 жыл бұрын
The linus tech popup killed me
@supravlieg3 жыл бұрын
Step 1: fire all developers. Step 3: profit.
@SpecShadow3 жыл бұрын
no man - no problem
@robertfleischman57623 жыл бұрын
i use a popsicle stick. i talk about it on every occasion. ggg has done nothing
@ottodotbot3 жыл бұрын
What is the build in this video? Archmage Cremation...mines?
@ItsYoji3 жыл бұрын
Just Archmage Cremation selfcast necro. The detonate mines is for smoke mine.
@ottodotbot3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsYoji Aaahhh okay, my smooth brain was cornfuzzled. Thanks for the reply :)
@benegesserit98383 жыл бұрын
damn, nice and brilliant!
@EnzoMachiavelli3 жыл бұрын
how the hell do you dump tab without your tab switching to whatever affinity you dropped it to?
@caioteixeira15413 жыл бұрын
There is in config a tick to mark "auto tab navigation" or something like that. If you uncheck that you can dump to afinity tabs without changing the tab you are looking at.
@EnzoMachiavelli3 жыл бұрын
@@caioteixeira1541 jesus that's a godsend
@VPgearchin3 жыл бұрын
the splinter part was great lmao.
@Stagonas3 жыл бұрын
Top notch comedy! Me likey!
@MalakianM2S3 жыл бұрын
My main problem; the player base. I don't even pay attention to forums, and just by the twitch chat I'm beyond tired of the week before the league hype week after whining cycle, it's always the same. GGG could make the perfect game, and they don't anyways, and most of the players would still complain.
@davisdawson50473 жыл бұрын
> only 10 players are affected. This killed me.
@gabrielanton54823 жыл бұрын
I love this video, nice job. Let's pray to all the known gods that they give us some qol in poe 2.
@Cabono313 жыл бұрын
For real tho, trading sucks the life out of me, I deeply hate it. I like to play fast OP builds so I don''t enjoy SSF much but I think I'm gonna switch to it just to avoid trading. I wish they implemented an auction house but that's never gonna happen because they want us to see other people's MTX and buy them. They should come up with different ways to advertise MTX than making trade literal torture.
@wulfgarpl3 жыл бұрын
I rather run 100 Mephisto runs to get 1 item than get 1 splinter each time.
@cfworthy3 жыл бұрын
works for me!
@DrDanQ923 жыл бұрын
I am one of 10 hardcore players and I approve of this video.
@dudepool4583 жыл бұрын
Trade part is just pure gold. I love hope ppl cry bots will kill trade if they add AH... guys, it's already happening. Try put exalted orb on sale for 2c less then normal - x50 msg in less then 3 seconds. Yea, all normal players just sitting and waiting of trade website... :)
@12matty313 жыл бұрын
your meme game is on point, man!
@hardakanyed3 жыл бұрын
A video where you call player dumb is not a great one in my opinion, but, still a funny one
@ntma3 жыл бұрын
Silly Yoji. You forgot the elephant in the room: offline mode for SSFBTW comfybois, [who are the only people that matter] because trade is just an excuse to buy things cheap and magically teleport them back to standard where they most likely won't get dicked by "balance changes" like legacy arborix and reach of the council this would keep me from blowing almost every exalt I make on bulk regret orbs for more meme build rerolls pepehands
@ntma3 жыл бұрын
p.s. free my man arborix
@MAFIMA3 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@MrBendybruce3 жыл бұрын
Not trying to be facetious but I solved all these problems by not playing the game anymore. I do enjoy watching streamers (like yourself) on occasion though.
@MyEconomics1013 жыл бұрын
lol fire devs and hire them as 3rd party devs wait, that actually exists, its called outsourcing. and GGG does it already with its art and char models.
@dawbra3 жыл бұрын
The Bald Guy EGO is a reason and problem that dont make our problems fixed! other thing is that most of things like Laboratory is fixed - but pushed to POE2.0
@fukuoka-musician3 жыл бұрын
Closed Beta supporter here. I gave up on this game last year, largely because of the tone-deafness of the devs wrt the issues raised here and also the not-so-ethical MTXs which are freshly added each league. So while I love funny videos like this, many years of personal experience suggest to me that the response will remain as tone-deaf as it has always been. Your better option might be to look at other games and to make sure they respect your time more than this one does.
@VicStrange93 жыл бұрын
Problems solved, GGG malding.
@3pilogue203 жыл бұрын
Pob link?
@svetkopetko51583 жыл бұрын
Most of the "tricks" that actually work and actually let some players make great currency are actually exploits. This is the #1 problem of poe. 1% of the players generate 99% of the currency, do you really think it's because they are "fast"??
@tiaopica61613 жыл бұрын
abuse early abuse often
@svetkopetko51583 жыл бұрын
@@tiaopica6161 "early" is the word!
@klimenkodr1233 жыл бұрын
For 4 and 5: just publish poe client under GPL. The neck beards will fork it and fix all the bugs in a week.
@aervanath3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to create a 2nd KZbin account just so I can hit the Like button twice.
@k42uy43 жыл бұрын
wow epic meme xDDDDDDDDDDD let's make fun of the problems, so funny I love the irony man, what a madlad we did it reddit
@draeganian3 жыл бұрын
This one was a fckin masterpiece XD
@jamessunderlandseventh74103 жыл бұрын
For me the Flasking and Non-Stacked Loot and Trade problems are by far the worst problems.
@brolafnrqe55953 жыл бұрын
damn image u really had to do a soduko to change the disconnecttimer xD hope this idea makes it as a april fool hahaha
@GainHP3 жыл бұрын
Yoji you are an underrated poe content creator. While everyone else is showcasing busted op builds just waiting for nerfs, you talk about the real topics
@Peter-sr8gv3 жыл бұрын
actual 200 iq genious
@xTobsecretx3 жыл бұрын
Great video but where were the memes?
@Thunderb1rdOne3 жыл бұрын
For real the RSI I get from this game sucks. Time to plug in the foot pedal
@sebastianholsclaw3 жыл бұрын
Honestly they could even do a straddle position: in person trading for items but auto trading for currencies.
@sebastianholsclaw3 жыл бұрын
And maps. Hell maybe just even maps.
@Thorbj6663 жыл бұрын
ok clicking and moving a mouse doesn't give you a wrist disease or tennis elbow.... I don't understand this meme, i played videogames for over 30 years 10 hours a day at some periods. If suddenly its unhealthy to type 12345 on the keyboard its probably because of other health problems.... I mean if you have a problem with the joints to start with or have bad bones, lack of vitamins etc, it might hurt and wear on your joints, but in that case everything will be a problem, not only playing videogames. Maybe stop watching so much hentai :D Sorry i know some people have bad wrists and joints, the best they can do is consult a doctor. If its serious don't blame a videogame but get help from professionals and get the right medication and do exercise.. If you are used to using the mouse and keyboard and stretch out once in a while when you feel uncomfortable, the body should adapt and build the correct muscles so you don't get so many injuries.. Everything can get you injuries, working out or even walking, sitting or lying down to much, will eventually get you injuries. Especially when you get older, so do that yoga with Adrienne! :D Awesome video btw :D