*A video under half an hour? That means less rambling than usual. Yay!* Thank you also to all the folks who donated to see this, I hope it was worth it! I really do appreciate you lot for being so kind on the live streams with donations, I can't thank you all enough. Let me know what you thought of this down below and if this is ugly or acceptable :) TIMESTAMPS: Introduction, Thanking folks & Timestamps: 0:00 Trying to work out the design process: 1:02 Listing, Pricing & Description: 2:08 Unboxing: 3:54 Around the Phone: 5:24 Power On, First Look, Keypad Lights & Features: 7:19 Display Quality & LED Torch: 8:16 Phone Dialer, Phonebook, The UI, Messages & Typing: 9:22 The Ringtones: 10:24 Settings: 11:54 Tools & File Manager: 12:57 The Camera: 13:54 Camera Test: 14:44 Camera Quality, Videos & Music: 16:52 Speaker Test, Sound Recorder & FM Radio: 17:46 Quick Conclusion: 19:47 Teardown & Investigation: 21:07 Full Specifications, Final Thoughts & Timestamps: 25:48 Thanking folks for donating & Outro: 26:37 Be good people!
@TheRealPakLong7 ай бұрын
I want long videos.
@michaelcaywood60707 ай бұрын
I think the Video Quality of this photo is terrible. Do you agree with me, sir?
@s6edge77 ай бұрын
Ngl , long videos are nice . Sure he goes mental , but scores has personality . And he welcomes us *kt tschhhh*
@keff59847 ай бұрын
I will watch any video start to finish. Including the ringtones
@cathevans98597 ай бұрын
The question I ask myself every time I watch a Smoorez video is - "Which is the worst camera?" This wins hands down.
@zaptainkuboom55207 ай бұрын
Looks like something out of futuristic 1950s magazine
@JuliaMono4 ай бұрын
On the list of 'Best sentences, I never thought I'd hear someone say but did' this is the new top entry: "Did my freezer just sneeze?!"
@thedarkdragon897 ай бұрын
If you didn't know, the number Smoorez enters is a joke from the British comedy series "IT Crowd". If you haven't seen it I highly recommend it, honestly one of the funniest shows ever made!
@mistermatix82417 ай бұрын
The IT Crowd is EPIC! I got that reference immediately
@TakeMeOffYourMailingList6 ай бұрын
Shame about the writer
@andrewsawesome7 ай бұрын
For anyone wondering, the "Mediatek Funeral Services" is Salut d'Amour by Edward Elgar.
@Boogie_the_cat7 ай бұрын
16:50 the latest UFO sighting over Australia: forget flying saucers, they have come in flying cubes
@SectorfiveYT7 ай бұрын
The Chinese factory was like, oh sh** we have excess smart watch displays that we made for cheap and no one bought, how can we sell this? and then some random guy was like, I know let's turn this into a phone.
@G_Fresh_UK_Extra7 ай бұрын
That was Ripley, believe it or not....
@Boogie_the_cat7 ай бұрын
Kinda looked like Slenderman
@samholdsworth4207 ай бұрын
Ripley's believe it or not*
@elvinhaak7 ай бұрын
I love the design! Nice gift for someone that always is loosing her/his phone and only needs it for the time...
@mrfluffytailthethird7 ай бұрын
man, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, looks good to me shame it didn't come out in say 2003-2006 ish era
@s6edge77 ай бұрын
They seriously used a bootleg replacement galaxy watch 4 display with generic phone guts . They need to port Android to that . At all costs
@ayushkaushik87947 ай бұрын
Is the display really for galaxy watch 4?
@s6edge77 ай бұрын
@ayushkaushik8794 looks super close , my watch has been through he'll and is on its second cheapo screen
@bramvandenbroeck50607 ай бұрын
The empty pads on the top right of the board is for a headphone jack! So they have a more advanced version of this device! Maby the MKTEL L3 or something
@hirokurobane91457 ай бұрын
looks like one of those from the weird nokia era
@RSP047 ай бұрын
Or more likely that one Motorola phone, I think it's called Aura or something.
@NoobNoob19867 ай бұрын
Yeah it was a Motorola
@richchester1877 ай бұрын
I do quite like the clock function on it but I can't see it fitting in a watch with the connector sticking out so far. I've had loads of phones over the years from cheap to expensive but never came across a Welcome one. Until I turned on my cheap U8 smart watch and was greeted by, Welcome :-)
@maltronics7 ай бұрын
Tbh its worth the money just for the clock display,I like this phone so much
@SpotTiger7 ай бұрын
LG Spirit did that with a special cover they had! I had the phone! It was pretty cool!
@Seethingcondolences27 ай бұрын
Yet another upload from the BEAST!
@keff59847 ай бұрын
I had a flip phone in like 2006 that had a 0.3mp camera, 0.02 or 0.1 is wildly bad. Clearly wasn't meant to be on any sort of phone. I wonder what the origin use case was for
@jacktheripper67167 ай бұрын
It's a great burner phone with all these phone robbers about
@NikiDaDude7 ай бұрын
The engineers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
@walter_marcus7 ай бұрын
>the camera when you see a UFO or an Alien be like...
@mjetektman93137 ай бұрын
Inb4 currency conversion screen being a literal wall of text in some months
@Seethingcondolences27 ай бұрын
multiple columns, as a slideshow
@wolf33b7 ай бұрын
i like how they took the world "Round" into another level. i mean remember went a smartphone use word "Round"-ed corner?. yeah the probably thinking "And i took that personally" while designing this thing
@SpotTiger7 ай бұрын
You left the camera in the Impressionist Painting mode!! 😶
@der_kluger_gunther83917 ай бұрын
the best theory for this "thing" is: dude we have a lot of welcome smartwatch and those weird nokia clones as well, what should we do?? a random person: sorry i was on my phone at the moment... the first dude: frikin genius!! ok, i'll stop. so i don't like it, i mean even the ui is cropped and is not meant to be on a thing like that. at the end of the day they just joined random crap together and created this. the camera is just perfect, there's so much quality it burned my eyes
@hatzzusampletext7617 ай бұрын
Fun livestreams and fun videos, i really love your content man! keep it going!
@mistermatix82417 ай бұрын
Love the IT Crowd reference!
@yesdear94537 ай бұрын
im glad you bought this phone and reviewed it
@NMT_StudioPlus7 ай бұрын
I like how the screen is only slightly bigger than my galaxy watch 6. Honestly, I'm better off using my watch than I would be using that.
@hakureicirno60597 ай бұрын
7:25 that is the earrape version of the theme jingle of China Central Television channel 10 (Science & education programs). That TV channel no longer use that jingle though.
@DylantheVillain16127 ай бұрын
Eyyyyy good to see you got something, happy to contribute
@h3n7r1kotakuboy47 ай бұрын
That speaker got 20 God of Wars🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bradye21playsIndieHorror7 ай бұрын
7:42 wow he did the thing! 👍
@paranoidgenius91647 ай бұрын
This phone should win an award for imitating the first ever digital camera, I remember a Lobster flip phone I had with a 0.3 megapixel camera!
@BeIlG7 ай бұрын
I love the it crowd ref!
@mattBLACKpunk7 ай бұрын
Hi phi speaker was fantastic as jokes go xD
@_gelon7 ай бұрын
It has call recording, which is more than almost all Android phones can say (unless you live Asia or something).
@Aliholic6 ай бұрын
Reminids me of my dad's Motorola V70 from 2005, looks like the functionality hasn't improved much since then
@paranoiia87 ай бұрын
Remember, people that made lots of weird Nokia and Siemens phones lost their jobs and had to find new ways to make weird devices so they found job in unknown Chinese factories...
@HotRod-057 ай бұрын
Probably one of the most ridiculous phone i've ever seen 😂😂
@saytwo1317 ай бұрын
you know the it crowd number nice
@alt6667 ай бұрын
Those message tones sound like what the eternal ring soundtrack sounds like in game lol so thats the camera they used to capture footage of the aliens and bigfoot
@mattelder19717 ай бұрын
As large as that screen is, I really doubt it's from a watch! LOL
@skatepunker7 ай бұрын
just when i wished there was something interesting on youtube...thank you
@wellingtoneteka51837 ай бұрын
😂😂o my, the camera and the video had me cracking
@yotoprules93617 ай бұрын
I had low expectations and was still disappointed
@thewhizard7 ай бұрын
I like it ..... its useless but I still like it
@user-xu2pi6vx7o7 ай бұрын
Guess what Smorez!? KZbin has flagged this video as adult or controversial content and is blocking it for everyone without an account, or with accounts that aren't set to allow that kind of content. Source, I can't see this on my android TV that has kids content limitations.
@AverageFerrariEnjoyer7 ай бұрын
request: nokia n97 clone (E3000)
@ProjectHorizonYT7 ай бұрын
This mobile phone reminds me of the Nokia 3650 at first, but despite its strange appearance, it was at least usable.
@cache33807 ай бұрын
This is not the phone... this is the spoon
@PrinsessePeach7 ай бұрын
This phone speaks to me! I thinks it’s a good looking phone! 💖
@bryanmartins25597 ай бұрын
Dammit, looks like i missed another live stream. But im glad dan was there in my place.
@jhudso2147 ай бұрын
Reminiscent of those phones during the early 2000s, when there was a large variety of styles to choose from. If they put better tech in this it'd might sell because of nostalgia, a physical keyboard is sorely missing in this day & age, and I think people would like to see something else other than another rectangular device.
@daviddunmore70767 ай бұрын
Best Potato camera ever!
@y-toolsgames87717 ай бұрын
5:33 Looks like a dude from that stonks meme😂
@amazeyourself_7 ай бұрын
I know of a phone with a same kind of display called the Itel Circle 1.
@mythbustersfan34567 ай бұрын
@SMOOREZ: Actually in Australia, according to Telstra, they’re not shutting 3G down till the 31 of August. I’m a Aussie and my parents told me this since their provider is Telstra. That’s how I knew. (Just saw this video as well)
@SMOOREZ7 ай бұрын
I don't know why they can't just keep it going. They have extended the dates a few times. Maybe they might push the date again soon.
@Guyver02USA7 ай бұрын
- In all honesty , it looks like an ancient keyhole .
@TheLiterateApe7 ай бұрын
"MOM! I need a Motorola aura!!" "We got Motorola aura at home!" Motorola aura at home:
@AngelaVonTokyo7 ай бұрын
all i hear in my brain is ''pedro pedro pedro ,pedro pe!'' XD
@Thepowerof2190Ай бұрын
SmartWatch and feature phone combined:
@mattdavis96017 ай бұрын
I'm looking forward to your review of that handheld. Is it the E6? I remember seeing the E6 on AliX a few months back and really liking them. They're Android, but with a really restrictive launcher. However, it's trivially easy to bypass said launcher and use it as a stock Android 8 (I think it runs Oreo anyways) device. Which makes it better, in my opinion, than equivalently priced Linux handhelds. I actually really dig the looks of this phone/watch thing. I'd buy one if they'd make it run Android Wear OS and gave it a 2000mAh battery. My Galaxy Watch5 Pro can make calls, send texts, browse the Internet better than you'd expect, run game emulators, and so on. And, most importantly, the OS is made to accommodate round screens.
@DaveonGrave7 ай бұрын
I would definitely use a phone with that same form factor but with a higher quality build, at least just for phone calls and texting.
@ChaseMC2157 ай бұрын
It looks like that one Motorola phone that Michael Fisher took a look at.
@P4rAn01d7 ай бұрын
The design kinda reminds me of that Philips CDi spoon-looking controller
@jasonkaiser11797 ай бұрын
It looks quirky and different. I like the way it looks. If it had more modern guts I would deffo use it as my beater.
@stevenspencer53677 ай бұрын
Spoling us with a second video this weekend. This maybe unpopular, but, I kind of like it. Well the shape and screen. It would still work here in the UK. Don't think we can get rid of 2g so easily as some areas barely get g let alone 2g. Lol 😆 On the other issues I totally agree. The camera was awful , and that's being kind. Video obviously no better. The images looked more like cartoons. I even struggled to identify the Devine Miss Ripley. I had hope for a headphone to help with volume. Maybe better using a Bluetooth speaker. The actual "Sperker" had a little more umph out of the case. A better camera and a headphone socket would greatly improve this. However I still wouldn't swap it for my old Nokia 3210. ( keep it fully charged with credit incase of issues with smartphone. Especially when in Scotland). 😂
@ScottMcDuff-h1j7 ай бұрын
I think it looks cool, id get the gold one 100%
@alkevier71277 ай бұрын
Tbh if it had all the cameras and was made of high quality parts and was done right I wouldn't hate it
@GAMERIN-rn6dj7 ай бұрын
I haven't watched the camera test yet and i am scared 😟😅 Edit: 😭😭😭 why bother to add an camera to it
@rossini1387 ай бұрын
“That was not an interesting review” I respectfully disagree. That thing is hilarious
@replikvltyoutube37277 ай бұрын
The os for these Java phones is so long not maintained and Java compiler can't compile ME after 1.6, how do they manage to produce these phones still??
@AIEnhanced-ts5ko6 ай бұрын
I think they had some old cheap "smartwatch" screens leftovers and decided to turn them into phones.
@werehyenataur7 ай бұрын
Wait till the upgrade MK-Ultra
@emem6667 ай бұрын
Round display is pointless on a phone. Makes more sense on a watch. Still I wouldn't call it ugly. It looks nice to me. Auto call recorder is a great feature that many phones don't have. Is it common on China feature phones?
@GroupNebula5637 ай бұрын
spherical
@calex0077 ай бұрын
When I go to your mom’s house in the evenings I set “Picture Quality” to Off 😂
@exquisitedark7 ай бұрын
i think maybe a rouble conversion could be added as ali express is pretty huge in russia as far as i know
@Win_77 ай бұрын
i want indepth review on the Nextbit Robin
@MThomasB6 ай бұрын
Bro, you need to fabricate a strap for this beast! 🤣
@Chaotecsix7 ай бұрын
I have a Blu Bold N3 phone, it says the same thing on the back. "designed in miami" is Miami a good place to design phones? You probably never heard of BLU because they are cheap BUT good
@SMOOREZ7 ай бұрын
I have a BLU phone in my collection. It runs Windows Phone. BLU win jr W410a
@Chaotecsix7 ай бұрын
@@SMOOREZ I did not know they was around then. Was it also "designed in miami? 😂
@nathanhughes79417 ай бұрын
Entertaining review 😂Ghastly looking phone
@tabbybeeandnub_G7 ай бұрын
hey you should take a look at the blackview a54 i used thats phone for youtube vidoes and everything
@MatroxMillennium7 ай бұрын
I think the speaker is just too big for the amplifier chip, lol
@michaelbuntine3627 ай бұрын
If this came out in the UK back in 2001 this would be a £199 phone on pay has you go ..for real!!!
@davearthur5147 ай бұрын
Doesn't the speaker listing mean 20 mm speaker ?
@zoran1234567 ай бұрын
Its for old people that want the clock and basic phone, simple as that…
@rymnzz7 ай бұрын
if they made it as a portable fan I might buy...
@gaborszucs89357 ай бұрын
Keypad looks like the one on that nokia 3310 remake even the screen size and shape.
@jayeverette7 ай бұрын
If the PT Cruiser were a phone
@DJWK77 ай бұрын
The clock phone
@CAR_HEAVEN-m1d7 ай бұрын
looks like they added a smartwatch display
@tunasubbackwards4207 ай бұрын
Vibrator: Yes
@heltonbraga79857 ай бұрын
Thanks to put BRL currency ❤ 🇧🇷
@jeadlanquino39947 ай бұрын
oi thanks for including the currency conversion for php
@drmanojpb7 ай бұрын
Looks like the Motorola C 116 from 2006 !
@majorskies70917 ай бұрын
Sorta reminds me of the Motorola Aura
@jpvblerk23 күн бұрын
It has smartwatch phone combo look
@damian93037 ай бұрын
I’ve heard of the Apple Watch, but not necessarily the Nokia Watch