Jack Whitehall's EMBARRASSING Airplane Story! | Live at the Apollo

[@soup5344]

The confidence in the statement: "I WILL FIND SOLUTION TO THE WEATHER" is arguably the best way to calm your passengers.

[@valiang8867]

Sounds fucking badass xD

[@TheOtherNeutrino]

They will find the final solution to the weather

[@Talei2]

@@TheOtherNeutrino brooo I was just thinking that 😂😂

[@justincase3230]

(10 minutes later) "I fight Zeus, he sleeps now"

[@valiang8867]

@@justincase3230 Exactly!

[@DetectiveHouse]

You’d be surprised how often the “switch it off and switch it back on again” method works when we experience technical difficulties on an aircraft 😅

[@AK-jt7kh]

In that case you should just call your internet service provider when your airplane is malfunctioning. “Is everything plugged in?” “Are the cables loose?” “Turn it off and on.” “I’ll ask my manager”

[@bigbirdscousin]

Excuse me what?

[@ashleybroening6933]

And isn't the reason for this that we just have a lot of electronics that have to work right, and they're easily fixed that way?

[@chinita2463]

Mid flight, too!

[@starfox5165]

from a lightbulb to a vr headset to a massive astronomy telescope, turning it off and on again is always an option and it works a surprisingly amount of the time

[@simonz.1544]

I love his style: easily switching between constraint sophisticated British gentleman to savage unhinged bloke ^^

[@sentientmushroom2594]

That’s how British people are I say that from experience as most of my family are British

[@KBinturong]

That’s what I love about British haha

[@kacbcd]

Excellent

[@alehlete830]

He sounds Jamaican

[@UnapologeticallyLexi]

That’s why I love him so much! (He’s so damn gorgeous, too.)

[@addisonandidk83]

Jack: * gets insulted when called downton abbey* Also Jack: I am so sorry chaps but is it possible that when the movie starts we could bring this small ✨tet ta tet✨ to a swift conclusion

[@eugenielegrand8590]

"tête à tête" ;-). I mean, if the point of the comment is to underline the pedantry, might as well go all the way! (I'm French, and it's French).

[@tinaperez7393]

to a RATHER swift conclusion! 😂🤣😂

[@Alonzi.]

@@eugenielegrand8590 I would expect nothing less from the french

[@malloryadelman2465]

@@eugenielegrand8590 what does "tête à tête" mean?

[@eugenielegrand8590]

@@malloryadelman2465 it means when you talk with only one other people, directly in person.

[@udayrajkadam5672]

" British people like free stuff... " Well, that explains colonization....

[@lovelyjanuary]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG this comment is vastly underrated here that was hilarious

[@udayrajkadam5672]

@@lovelyjanuary thanks dude... 😁😁😁

[@Santapollutant]

yeeess

[@madziastudios8935]

Yesss

[@kbhprinsesse]

Best comment EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kostet199812]

"Strudel me up!" I died right then and there

[@tillyboos]

TessK Agreed. Jack Whitehall cracks me the FUCK UP EVERY TIME. 😂😂😂😂

[@laurahall2710]

R.I.P. me dead.

[@fischerdogg]

@The Lowkey Socialite ME TOO 😭

[@rhiannoncerys9191]

“Shut up downton abbey” 😂

[@hiimastrangerthingsfan5279]

That teen In the corner from bad ed bully calls him that

[@mgz_lxw4492]

Mitchell

[@owen_2894]

Morgan Lawrence no Grayson

[@leightontonnard4530]

Rhiannon Cerys I laughed about this

[@PureM_]

Owen_ frank

[@JohnCena-ph3st]

'NAH shut up downtown abbey ' 😂😂😂

[@amyxxx8169]

Ur profile pic is me

[@whyamigae9666]

*Nawh*

[@maddyoliver1642]

Omg its redhead from troom troom

[@iwy8879]

I love how Russel Howard talks about politics and Jack Whitehall talks about cheese strudel 😂😂😂

[@Lgoth22]

Ivy Martin LOL

[@beck-no3sg]

They need to do a show together “the politics of cheese strudel”

[@fernthegreenfairy]

Very true

[@london2554]

So true!

[@TheKerrylou]

I’m fucking wheezing😂😭

[@worgenbaelish5734]

Jack: “You can’t sound intimidating with a voice like this.” Also Jack: 7:50 *does this shit*

[@unicornbabe6893]

Frr

[@shoeboi4596]

*AHEM* one Example of British intimidating people (fake or real) Captain price.

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

Also 2:50. That _growl_. That's how you know you should fear

[@danielwinchester4759]

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[@melissas4226]

There are two types of British people on the burger situation - too awkward to say they want the strudel and just sit and stare ..... or jack

[@emilyisme8]

I am the former but my mum is DEFINITELY the latter 😂

[@lovelyjanuary]

Lolololol

[@astro_stims]

There is a video of a british train station lift with a cup in the middle of the door way and everyone walks around it

[@Iristoddlewis]

@@astro_stims ppppppp

[@fishfish7985]

But very angry that they don't have a strudel

[@vishal6202]

He's sounding more and more like Michael McIntyre

[@thebeatsieboys]

I thought I was going a bit mad

[@Tee-of1rr]

Ffs now all I hear is Micheal 😩😩

[@alienatedbanana9990]

I was doing something and listening to KZbin in the background on autoplay and when this video started playing. I genuinely thought it was Michael until I clicked the tab and saw someone completely different and got the shock of my life

[@martinmills135]

You’re so right. When his voice cracks a little at 3:23. You’d swear he was doing it on purpose.

[@robynsummers8288]

When I heard it on tiktok I was 100% sure it was Micheal until I searched it up

[@abnorashabani2666]

Jack: The Airport Lady also Jack: "GUTEN TAG MEIN HERR" hahahahaha

[@zeraer8115]

The fact that he actually spoke the words "Human Torch" casually in stand-up makes him entitled to his strudel.

[@LunaAmiste]

this guy clearly has never met a dutch person. Last time people offered me a free pen i walked past them 10 times to get 10 pens.

[@grumpierlion2217]

Luna Amiste ik wist er een Nederlander zou zijn die dit zou zeggen

[@alexfostes4021]

the Dutch are quite similar to the Brits - in some ways at least. The geographical proximity helps I guess

[@CM-kr3rj]

Luna Amiste gratis en voordelig. Dutch gold 🤗😍

[@formulaelectric]

If you were Scottish you'd just beat the shit out of the pen guy and take the lot...

[@san18ful]

Of ikea potloodjes. Iedereen neemt die ook altijd mee. Alles wat gratis is. Als ze bij mij in de stad iets van eten of drinken uitdelen, dan staan er grote groepen mensen omheen. En ook al vinden sommigen het niet lekker, toch nemen ze het aan. Want gratis dus waarom niet 😂

[@madeleineg.k.3119]

As an American, I never thought it was weird that I take anything and everything that is free until I was at a movie theater with some friends, and grabbed like a handful of those free mints afterward, because, well, they were *free*, which caused my friends to look at me like I was crazy, which prompted a whole discussion about how apparently it's not normal to take the free hotel soaps when you leave??? What???

[@ticketyboo2456]

Madeleine G. K. By taking the soaps you're doing your bit for the environment as I'm pretty sure they dispose of them after guests leave anyway.

[@vermontvampyre]

@@ticketyboo2456 They mean taking more than the soaps you open and use. Most people I know of leave the open and used soaps but take any that they didn't use during their stay. Ones that are unused during a stay are taken by hotel staff/used for the next guests. When I got to a hotel...I take both the ones I used and the ones I didn't >.>

[@desvexel840]

donate the soaps that you take from hotels (if unopened) to homeless shelters. It helps a lot because homeless shelters dont get enough donations, especially of hygene products

[@oranphillips6940]

Free mints!? At a cinema? WHAT!

[@McRebeldes1]

I'm also an american (from Brazil), and here you would be one of us lol we have a saying that says "For free? I accept even a vaccine on my forehead"

[@tommiddleton6590]

“Ich vill find solution to zee wether!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zofiatyburek]

9:38 "And I realized THREE FUNDAMENTAL TRUTHS AT THE EXACT SAME TIIIIIMEEEEE"

[@phillipasoocinnamonroll4812]

NUMBER 1: I’M A GIRL IN A WORLD IN WHICH MY ONLY JOB IS TO MARRY RICH

[@paigemoody2044]

My father has no sons so I'm the one who has to social climb the one

[@shypom-pom8369]

So I’m the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in New York City is insidious and Alexander is penniless Ha, that doesn’t mean I want him any less

[@h3arts..4morg]

NUMBER 2: HE IS AFTER ME BECAUSE IM A SCHUYLER SISTER THAT ELEVATES HIS STATUS, I HAVE TO BE NAIVE TO SET THAT ASIDE, MAYBE THAT IS WHY, I INTRODUCE HIM TO ELIZA, NOW THATS HIS BRIDE, NICE GOING ANGELICA, HE WAS RIGHT, HE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED.

[@TheMultiGamerOfficial]

@@h3arts..4morg NUMBER 3: I KNOW MY SISTER LIKE I KNOW MY OWN MIND, YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE AS TRUSTING OR AS KIND!

[@Darkkrebs]

3:52 "PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED!!!!!" 4:04 "WE ARE EXPERIENCING SOME TURBULENCE PROBLEMS!!! BUT DO NOT WORRY, I WILL FIND SOLUTION TO THE WEATHER!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@williamjackson9355]

Dude is a fucking poet

[@nottoday4168]

"Shut up Downton Abbey!" 😂 Pure gold

[@christopherairiemiokhale7891]

THAT'S FROM BAD EDUCATION

[@alfiedaws06]

@@christopherairiemiokhale7891 so is jack 😂😂

[@lukasoitzl133]

I think this outed me as a non-Brit when I was on the bus to Aberdeen and they offered free drinks and biscuits and I said no. The shock in that woman's face - me declining something for free. Are you really sure you do not want this free drink???? Hilarious!

[@theelephantintheroom69]

"ON DEE VEE DEE" 🤣

[@plazmuteam5495]

0:21 'YOUTHS' Jack u sound like your dad 😂

[@niebsinthewild]

I thought he said YEUTS... like the chavvy version on youths 😂😂😂

[@finnity66]

Says his voice isn’t intimidating. “STRUDEL ME UP”

[@patrickgibsonmusic]

The whole thing about about free food is so true. I went to an Italian restaurant near me for my mum's birthday. We had eaten 3 courses but the waiter found out it was my mum's birthday, so gave us a free tiramisu. Guess where that went

[@jonnycar5006]

Awesome humour

[@cosygirlreads]

"Jack Whitehall knew 3 things with absolute certainty"

[@elliscollantine1228]

“Naw shut up downtown abbey” 😂 funniest thing I’ve heard all day

[@SergioTheOne]

“Reboot the engine” I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@The987654321andy]

Shut up Dowton Abbey is best line ever!

[@alimayasmr8749]

"I was on a budget airline once..." 😂😂😂

[@t.gadsby199]

He has the manic posh energy of a Renaissance Fair comedy show doing all of Shakespeare’s tragedies in one act

[@sashalock7820]

With the switch it off and on again I was fully prepared for the ‘wet paper towel’

[@naymeequillo]

The Brits and the Dutch have SO MUCH in common 🤣

[@addisonandidk83]

Only British teens would actually be able to turn Downton Abbey into an insult…. “ nah ShUt Up DoWnToN aBbEy!!”

[@sirpizo555]

7:49 When the postman walks past your house without your delivery

[@Soul_404.]

7:48 “o dear o dear o dear…we’re do u think your going” 😂

[@annistar9693]

I've been going on a binge of his content and am never sure if I'm watching a comedy skit or a mental breakdown.

[@user-cc3vx5gv6l]

8:15 “Where the hell is my cheese strudel?!” “Sir is eating ze burger” “Yes, I know sir is eating ze burger, sir bought ze burger from ze airport, so that sir could eat ze burger on ze bl**dy plane” 😂 😂 😂

[@user-cc3vx5gv6l]

Jessica Blandford I know but even so it can still offend people sometimes, it’s just to be safe :)

[@josh.cohenmusic]

Alastor {Hazbin Hotel} well i would normally be offended by a word as vulgar as that but you put asterisks in it so im fine now

[@owen_2894]

Why are you censoring ‘bloody’ when commenting on a jack Whitehall stand up comedy show. He says a lot worse.

[@mattwake7792]

@@josh.cohenmusic are you a fucking snowflake or something ahhaa

[@Vyyy290]

@@mattwake7792 r/woooosh

[@Caroline-us1hn]

The Dutch do this too... We have a saying "als het maar gratis is". Which is basically "even if you do not need it, if its free, you will take it"

[@yoshinpixels9924]

3:18 doot

[@tlm810]

Have never been a connoisseur of comedians nor have I really found many that were actually funny but after watching many of your original videos after seeing you on the Graham Norton Show, I have grown to think that you are simple HILARIOUS! Love your times with your Father.

[@daisyyy7041]

apart from he doesn't actually write his own stand up :/

[@jcdenton5828]

Daisyyy Wow really? Is the information of who does online?

[@totalweirdo8538]

@@daisyyy7041 Are you sure? I'm not saying you're wrong, but that really surprises me.

[@laurahall2710]

That's where I saw him first too!

[@beatm6948]

@@jcdenton5828 he supposedly works with a friend of his? I've also seen people state that he has a team, but not from a trusted source from what I can tell. But yes, he does not write all his jokes. I have no clue if he writes any of them, though i see things like imply he does write some.

[@Solidude]

Imagine him rehearsing all this in front of the mirror and you're his room mate or neighbor

[@hugemusiclover1837]

You'd feel the building coming down around you😂

[@NyxValorantHax]

1:20 is that linus tech tips

[@allisonandthegoldonlife874]

This man is insanely god at his job🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@justpaula3999]

I am a German but I am not Offended 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You make me Laughshit🤣🤣

[@ohitsjustmia7969]

Just Paula I’m German too and it’s so freaking funny to watch. Oh and Trevor Noah talking about Germany is extremely funny as well

[@existinguser7788]

it makes you laugh or it makes you shit?

[@georgefreeman8051]

His American accent is amazing

[@fizzybizzy3790]

No it wasn't

[@xxsohalalmodexx]

Ikr it's so good

[@KiraSlith]

For a moment you can't tell he's a British man.

[@ahmerraza4756]

bro have you even heard an american accent

[@georgefreeman8051]

@@ahmerraza4756 you're replying from a comment from 4 years ago... Check yourself before you check others

[@lugiagaurdien773]

that is was a crushendo of epic proportions at the end there.

[@novamcclintic3926]

Jack Whitehall "Strudel me Up!"

[@garyc129]

he sounds like Kermit 😂 4:36

[@razzle1964]

"...hooded ne'er do wells"! fucking hilarious. Well done, Jack.

[@dandaradealencar8735]

He was not kidding when he said he likes drama.

[@bananbanbroc]

"I dont have a very intimidating voice" "WE'RE GONNA DRINK SO MUCH BLOODY FREE ALCOHOL TYLERS GONNA HAVE TO PUT A PAYMENT PLAN ON IS HOUSE."

[@operator_hoodie]

Jack’s impression of London youths is very accurate.

[@zetanist]

He has like a perfect Stewie voice from Family Guy.

[@lexianimations1109]

Zetanist Or Michael McIntyre

[@avimohan6738]

Damn I can't unsee this now.

[@TokuNorth]

Yeah he's like an older Stewie

[@banburyrandomsx7648]

Yes he does

[@Ghost-lk2fc]

As an American, I can say that we are also obsessed with free stuff. I have so many pens, notepads, hotel soaps and lotions, socks, t-shirts, pins, sample beauty products, etc that I have accumulated over time because if something is being offered for free, I don't leave without it. There's a town in my state that has a shop with hundreds of sauces and condiments that they let you sample with crackers, they just have them laying out on tables for you to try. Every time I go to that town, I go in that shop, sample everything in the store until I get full, and leave. Free lunch.

[@HexIsOnYoutube]

I'm watching this while eating free porridge...

[@jessicasaputra7451]

OMG I love Jack Whitehall, he has the most relatable stories and he tells they in the funniest way

[@jasmineryelle3472]

The thing about obsession with free stuff was so funny because it happens in Kenya also. Even the one about donating blood because we get free biscuits and juice 😂. Guess they colonized us and passed on their bad habits 😂🇰🇪

[@valeriepark9444]

American here, and I get really excited to vote because then I get a FREE STICKER proclaiming what I did

[@ifffyreviews]

bro made me choke on an orange

[@hearteyes444chloe]

“NAW SHUT UP DOWNTON ABBAY!”

[@swarnimad7051]

Sir is also eating a burger....🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@parker6634]

I love his Netflx special

[@saraq64]

Wow. He is so underrated. That energy

[@raphaelos2456]

This is iconic

[@DaveTexas]

My last British Airways flight - ten hours from Heathrow to Texas - had two meals for the steerage class. I got my dinner, then I slept upright in my seat with my face six inches from the back of the seat in front of me. (I had pharmaceutical help.) Come morning, or whatever time it was eight hour later, the flight attendant came down the aisle with breakfast. She completely went past my row. I thought she perhaps had to go restock her trolley, but she never came back. I looked and saw that the row behind me had food, as did all the rest of the rows to the back of the plane. I unhooked my seatbelt, marched myself to the rear galley, and asked if there was a reason I had been bypassed during the food service. She told me that she had served everyone. I explained to her that this statement was not true. I then explained that I am a type 1 diabetic and had planned my insulin around eating breakfast. She told me that she was sorry, but there was no more food. I told her that her carelessness would likely cause me to have a medical emergency before we landed. That statement finally lit a fire under her. She went up to first class, but came back saying there was no more food anywhere on the plane. Great. How are we going to fix this? Next, one of the pilots came back, and I explained the situation to him - pointing out that the flight attendant’s carelessness was the cause of the problem. I gave myself insulin when I saw them starting to hand out the food, but then my row was skipped. More discussion followed, and I ended up with a couple of little cartons of orange juice. That at least kept my blood sugar from crashing. The pilot took my information and told me someone from the airline would be contacting me. A few days later, someone emailed me. They wanted to offer me something for my "trouble." They would provide me with vouchers for a couple of free food items on a future flight. Huh? The food I was supposed to get was already free. I asked about this and was told they had "upgraded" food options available. All I had to do was to sign a little form. A little form that said I’d agree to not sue them. I declined the offer. I told them that, one, I was never going to fly British Air again, and two, I wished to retain the right to Sue them should I discover that their cavalier carelessness caused some yet-unknown physical damage. The representative from the airline didn’t like this. I told him to await word from my attorney . He then offered to throw in a bunch of drink vouchers. I informed him that I don’t drink alcohol. And that I wouldn’t be able to use his little vouchers because I wasn’t ever flying BA again…unless he was going to offer me something like a flight voucher. Nope. He couldn’t offer that. So, I told him to await an email from my attorney, and to inform the unprofessional flight attendant that she should also await communication from my attorney. And that was that. I had no intention of suing them, but I didn’t want them to know that. I hadn’t even thought about that until they tried to get me to sign away my right to do that. I’ve kept my word, however, and haven’t gotten back in a BA flight in the eight years since this happened. Lufthansa works just fine for me.

[@lara-E]

"strudel me up," I'm deaddddddddddd

[@RaidenLJ]

I don’t get how the crowd laughs and stops laughing so perfectly

[@caelegand]

Two words: God tier

[@firecat201]

“Periodt💅💅💅 yeah”

[@justinsagen9390]

One of the best comedians in British history

[@christinawatkinsyoutube]

I flew with Scandanavian and I got free coffee, I took more when they offered more because it was royalty compared to RyanAir hahaha

[@GoldzenJuLz]

1:35🎉❤😂

[@olasupookiki9388]

whitehall 1 struddle natzi nil😂😂😂

[@starreid9712]

That cheesy pocket of misery. That killed me 😂

[@acressss]

Hahaha , i can't stop laughing . You've made my teeth feel so dry 😂😂

[@Murtydaking]

Valka Ross Acress you should get that checked out

[@acressss]

Ali Sheikh should i ?

[@moggers7903]

Relatable

[@isabelleholman9943]

I love free shit 😂😂

[@jessicabamber6088]

"Shut up Downton Abby" made me think of Bad Education

[@toby.mp3]

“Shut up downtown abbey”

[@GK-ym1nq]

I thought every airline have you the food for free. The Australian ones do. It's not good meals, but it's free! On my twelfth birthday, I got to go in an airplane to Queensland from Victoria on my own and dad paid points to get me in business class. I got lamb for lunch and it was MAGNIFICENT! the flight attendant also said I had made her day and helped me to the next gate to catch the next plane and she told every other flight attendant she saw on the way. I was only being polite

[@djprogramer973]

Do me a favor and throw in a "Yes lord" and "Hallelujah" every once in a while so that I can lie about attending church

[@annahawkins7474]

"where the fuck do you think your going?"

[@karengames4522]

He sounds like Stewie when he’s older or that fish thing from American dad

[@joey2238]

This man performs like he's still in character from Bad Education.

[@skorpionlucylucifer-LightAngel]

It's a PlaneStation Jack!

[@Kartoffelsack]

I waited for a colony joke while he was talking about taking "free" things

[@sloshypath]

How does he have THE EXACT SAME voice as Michael McIntyre

[@WaynesWorld69]

I can't unhear it now!

[@enjoyableshorts1967]

Ahhh noo i cant believe that i can hear it

[@issyxx411]

PLeAsE DO Not Be AlLaRMeD !! Killed me 😂😂😂

[@muhammadahmad680]

Pret A Manger watched this and they LEARNED

[@beverlybalius9303]

Lol!,, you are Hilarious

[@unknownravesongs....5527]

Pls do not be alarmed😂 3:50

[@bluegamer353]

That shut up downtown abbey was from his old tv series bad education 😂😂

[@piradixon6497]

‘I was sitTING.

[@lexwithbub]

Our family slogan - If it's free, take two!

[@silentcrow6602]

4:15he's probably doing that with his voice!

[@stickwoodthebrand]

7:51 best F bomb EVER PERIOD

[@peterpodgorski]

Anyone else thinks he just sounds like Stewie from Family Guy?😂

[@whowasthatguy1014]

The 3 vital pieces fucking killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@collinblack9801]

The heck? As he was talking about the cheese strudel, I started smelling cheese. I realized that my parents were actually cooking something 😂