North Korea Can Steal Your Bitcoin, and There's Nothing You Can Do About It🎙Ep. 119: Hot Wallets

[@jlee707]

Reservoir Doge. Haha. Keep up the good work Jack we appreciate it.

[@nacholibreri]

That was a great one ☝️

[@DownloadeousMaximus]

Should copy right that ****

[@RussetPotato]

I would watch this. What would that soundtrack be like cause the original was fire!

[@arthur0x2a]

Love the laugh after saying it. I laughed so hard mine covered his and I had to re-listen to hear it 😂

[@chrisumbel3132]

I legit LOLed at that.

[@michael_083]

Bedtime got delayed an hour after this was uploaded 😂

[@eyezikandexploits]

Its too late for me but im excited for work tomorrow gonna have a nice first hour at least

[@williamcase426]

You can sleep when you're dead. 💀

[@jchastain789]

Oh yea the good ol needed to sleep comment. Psh

[@bigsmoke4754]

When Jack drops, I stop doing everything I’m doing…..

[@djfreezingcold]

@michael_083 Just FYI the youtube channel eps are generally older. This was on the podcast in 2022 - so you may have 30 eps new to you in the feed.

[@NathanSmyth-ds1mq]

Everyone post your private keys here

[@pepelapiu2004]

punk ass smart coin your not keys your not wit dim hay Now read it backwards.

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See? You could have just asked nicely all along

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[@SawadaMarko666]

Your podcasts are the future of old heist films. 😏😏

[@EdSchroedinger]

there's a sequel: SlumDoge Millionaire... it's like slumdog millionaire, only we watch all the flashbacks of a 'hacker-guy' going through an enhanced interrorgation session in gtmo

[@DorotheaChris-fs3wy]

We work for years to get $1 million, while some people I know put thousand of dollars in some meme of coins and they are millionaire

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[@ellyphant6310]

Woo, new episode and the shifts just started, what a day

[@crypt4r]

An awesome one…as always !!! You rock man, thanks a lot for what ur doing

[@Zetalpa187]

Idk Jack, the movie Swordfish made pushing buttons while transferring money seem pretty cool.

[@R53Hole]

*HACK THE PLANET!*

[@JosephValentine-o5w]

"so it's money you can't see?"

[@ThisIsJustADrillBit]

RESERVOIR DOGE 😂😂😂 Also great episode Jack ❤

[@robs3405]

Great vid Jack. Your IT dad jokes are coming along nicely.

[@anti79]

Man, if only North Korea put as much effort into feeding its population.

[@ThomasConover]

This channel is seriously underrated. Artisan level content. ❤❤❤👍

[@dandewsirbello]

Listening to the Lazarus and crypto again.... Lazarus always amazes me.

[@JosephValentine-o5w]

At least they're shouting out to their lord and Savior.

[@thomasmorrison8933]

So they must not use Monero very much because there's not as much liquidity in it I don't understand that though why they just keep mixing the Bitcoins instead of just going straight into Monero taking the loss and then going out

[@joker28666]

Jack you should have went a bit deeper onto who the CEO of nicehash is, ties back to an episode you did ;). Real cool story behind it too

[@AvantHorizon]

Sounds like you had a little trouble getting "Reservoir Doge" out 😂😂😂. Don't worry it made me lol

[@JosephValentine-o5w]

I gave jack the whitelist priv. We're good.

[@janet.snakehole]

has this story been uploaded before? I swear 2/3 the way in a had major deja vu and or have heard this story someplace else 🤔

[@fergalhennessy775]

he's been reuploading, idk why

[@funbox888]

Haha Jack seems to have taken a shine to the phrase "Lick"

[@ronswanson7885]

And I hate it

[@CartiAudioinRomana]

Good insight on crypto currency 💲💵

[@justanotheroglesby2847]

Man. If the bbc wasn’t corrupt and NK wasn’t a controlled country and central banks not a monopoly wanting to take out competition. Definitely more to the story but it’s great as it is.

[@YeahNoTellTheTruth]

They should steal it back then... In fact, it should be fair game and law enforcement should put these at the very bottom of the list of ones to investigate.

[@jasonfoster4083]

Great Eposode!!

[@nocturnalsingularity3138]

Haha Guy Richie meets Linux tails 😅

[@StarsManny]

I had the same revelation earlier today: "who the hell robs banks with guns any more?"

[@juansgalt]

BRO HARDWARE WALLETS WHAT THAT FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[@pa7815]

Jack were you eating chocolates in the beginning of this episode again? Lol

[@Fatso-to-fit]

Bro keep going

[@0oDaMange888]

Everytime I hear “North Korea” I really hear CIA and Isreali special special forces 🤙🧐

[@pepelapiu2004]

Exactly! This is an obvious snow job to make Bitcoin look like a shady thing and cast a bad light on North Korea. I wonder how much he gets every time he says "North Korea".

[@pepelapiu2004]

Yup. 100%

[@davidthebanana8522]

Yeah. Suspicious that they are -as it seems - purposefully fumbling up tech interviews all while rumours of 'North Korean hackers' are the rage

[@waveril5167]

Always the jews isn’t it you old antisemitic fu**

[@downwithosama1]

😮

[@hammerfist8763]

Nothing can be done about it, eh? Some of us beg to differ.

[@bc0601]

They haven’t got mine off of my external hard drive.

[@W0lfCL]

One thing I don't get. How did people first came to conclusion that it's North Korea?

[@ValenceFlux]

If they told us then they give up how they expose them. It comes down to trusting what you hear from where.

[@BWite-pk1ov]

Correlation attack ran on tor probably

[@MrBoom99999]

I got work in the am so I’ll watch then but thank you Jack for everything you do :)

[@nacholibreri]

VERY Interesting, I really wanted to know who the true actors are, and how they operate.

[@Oilbvrner]

This was from a different episode! The one about Bobby sierra ! Why is it in Thais episode again?

[@ValenceFlux]

The weirdest thing happened to a few of us in a math class for electrical workers around 2011. Those of us with Verizon phones lost all our contacts. Some classmates that were quitting to become protesters thought it was funny that Sears collapsed as bitcoin rose up. There was something so odd about it all I switched carriers. That was going to become one of the hardest years of my life going from productive worker to getting very, very sick. A few of us would get dizzy but shake it off and go back to work right?.. I believe that was the first time I ever heard of bitcoin and how some thought it caused more harm than good. I'm neutral about it. One last edit I guess. Just a few months later my back gave out and I woke up with numb arms and legs and itchy skin. I was only 29 and my legs stopped working right. I had to learn to walk again and I spent my 30th birthday limping with a cane and waiting for health insurance. What a career choice...

[@C3N50R3D]

Reservoir doge lol

[@kungfreddie]

Have ur btc in an offline wallet.. safe unless u get robbed.

[@johnnyquad6795]

Wasn't the person that started NIce Hash a hacker that you had on another episode?

[@charlesmoses7558]

Post youre seed here

[@jeffthompson3379]

Reservoir doge got me 😂

[@robertmatheus8168]

I rather watch a movie about someone stealing and laundering bitcoin (altcoin) than another bullshit Fast and Furious movie (vomits).

[@Appplethefruit]

FBI always finds N Korea or China

[@JosephValentine-o5w]

They get kind of sussy around India too.

[@libernihilus]

Gotta keep the propaganda relevant, y'know ... /s

[@lumikarhu]

45s into an upload and 4 comments already, damn jack

[@goldnutter412]

That title 🤣

[@nexusyang4832]

Technically with enough computing power, you can brute force your way to obtain all the private keys to any address because the algorithm is known and there is a finite set of key pairs available. The question is, who is willing to invest in the storage of all those key pairs and the compute power to generate them?

[@langmod]

afaik brute force attacks on a Bitcoin private key are as close to mathematically impossible as it gets. A private key is a number between one and 2²⁵⁶, making the search for the right number between one and 115 quattuorvigintillion

[@LennyMill]

Technically with enough speed you can travel back in time. But in reality the scale of effort required makes it impossible

[@gregh7457]

@@langmoddo you know how far along the ccp is in developing quantum computers? once they have the ability, its just a quick phone call to their buddies in north korea and your key is cracked and on its way to their wallet

[@kazkz5331]

The question is, what nation will use quantum computers to steal the most crypto?

[@JosephValentine-o5w]

When you're as high as your blockhash.

[@fineartonfire_5327]

People with no balls might not be able to do anything about it. But I assure you there is a way for the determined heart!!!

[@shawnmendrek3544]

Indeed.

[@CrackedCandy]

Fast and furious 27, lol

[@showshowthecloneclown8428]

Lazarus group could be a biblical reference to something raised from the dead . Crime makes people stupid . Look for mistakes.

[@JosephValentine-o5w]

"the genesis hash"

[@internet_]

lazarus is 'satoshi'

[@vodoo6665]

The best channel

[@andrewdunbar828]

this is my first time ever before

[@MarksmanSpecialist]

I'm call it Pastor Rhysider, Reservoir Doge

[@bamlaktadesse1562]

😂😂that Burkina Faso statement was so unnecessary, I'm not even African and still felt offended

[@AntiWanted]

Nice

[@goldnutter412]

OracleNovel sir😉

[@local-admin]

Above Ocean, there you're 2/12th the way there ;)

[@legobuildingsrewiew7538]

I love this account

[@josedelapinio]

640 million is not the biggest heist ever. The biggest were the countless billions stolen in 2008

[@JeremyHelm]

4:13 just say the amount in bitcoin

[@EightyFour-s3z]

So can the exchange you’re using. Just saying

[@IoraTera]

Not your keys, not your coins

[@JakeWitmer]

17:00 "the legitimate ones" (propaganda: assumes that 'slightly-less-totalitarian' governments and 'KYC' regulations are legitimate...but they aren't)

[@JosephValentine-o5w]

So I can't find the comment but to the dude that said ,"3am jack video," I just wanted to tell you that chatgpt congratulated you on your play on words.

[@Reditor-01]

@Jack Rhysider You should do a video on the ALGs NA Finals and how it was hacked. Sure the guy ( Distroyer2009 ) would do a interview if you could contact him somehow... or maybe the EA/Respawn/ALGs Staff would as well as the players...

[@SocialistDog]

Where's the crocodile of Wall Street video?

[@JosephValentine-o5w]

Razzle Khan baby

[@JasonJonesPhotography]

IDK - Swordfish was a pretty decent movie that mixed hacking and heists.. Id totally watch Resevoir Doge though! Someone getting their ear cut off for promising $1 doge sounds pretty legit!

[@jezzamobile]

Reservoir Doge 😹

[@justin_2488]

Why doesn't North Korea set up a darknet marketplace?

[@ViceCoin]

Kim Yo Jung has an IT degree.

[@bulba888]

Do they even have the Internet in North Korea?

[@ObiWanCannabi]

you mean the FBI right, you know they expect 99% of bitcoin for going thru silk road..

[@bobbyrandomguy1489]

What

[@mx338]

Tony Walker is such an obvious fake name.

[@stuartzoo]

“A Phish Called Wandacry”

[@claucmgpcstuf5103]

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[@JosephValentine-o5w]

It's basically a rust server wipe at this point.

[@DJLNR.]

Nope. No hacker, they just say that to steal it themselves. Classic rug of rugs

[@Jackmanworkin2]

Whats btc?

[@anti79]

bitcoin

[@null.ru.1337]

But if you have no bitcoin, nothing to steal

[@downwithosama1]

Get some

[@mx338]

Phishing the lamest nerds for their crypto really is boring as a story, but at least the hackers are at least somewhat more interesting.

[@Ohhelmno]

The easiest way to get stuff is still physical penetration, though. Unless you’re at a high enough level social engineering and breaking and entering is still more attainable.

[@anti79]

unless you want to attack something in a different country

[@FriendlyMarmot]

Sure there's something I can do; not use Bitcoin.

[@Yotoshi-Moto]

Interesting

[@danikavcic3336]

Any Slovenians here? 😄

[@Kenword69420]

3am jack video……. It’s not what it seems

[@JosephValentine-o5w]

I made a comment about this literally async seconds ago and now I found yours. Chatgpt congratulated you on your play on words.

[@VinzentB]

Just imagine North Korea ran incognito to wash their crypto..

[@woritsez]

😊 Yo deserves nice things too

[@evandroviana715]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@FeloniousSavage]

Reservoir Doge? That's cringe AF, I don't care if this is your podcast please don't say that again... 😂😂😂

[@libernihilus]

calling things cringe is cringe

[@rusi6219]

You were literally talking about p*rn under another video so don't go around calling other people cringe with that on your record.

[@KayvonGz]

This guys fortnite accent is off the charts

[@-........]

this is good for bitcoin

[@shamelescampr5594]

I have a lot to say on this one but I don't know if I should really in the comments😅

[@blackswansystem]

Haven’t heard the word Echelon once.

[@pepelapiu2004]

That guy is 100% an NSA asset.

[@JImbob-sn2pj]

I'm probably off here but does anyone else think this guy sounds alot like lock noob

[@BuckleyWiley]

Bobby sierra is the knockoff of Robert California

[@scottroot3167]

Lock Stock and 2 ICO Scams!!! LOL!!

[@elliottalderson6443]

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Monero

[@Tonzoffun0420]

Damn 6 minutes past and already 7 comments

[@tacticalcenter8658]

The real issue isnt nc. But isreal.

[@hazelora]

mr.robot spin off just the bad guys

[@IamWhoIam2023]

We don't need new hiest movies Jack's podcast is much better Actually the Best 👌

[@DumbledoreMcCracken]

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