I Can’t Believe These Videos ACTUALLY Existed- Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos

[@jacksepticeye]

If you LAUGH you LIKE!

[@DeadForce17]

Wow early like

[@jj_wells]

I love the opening it was really cool

[@legalizehomicide7262]

I'd rather go to the carnival and bang a clown

[@tangyjenna]

LAUGH

[@ej9533]

you know you’re in a yo mama video ahaha

[@myrin265]

*CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER:* - Anne: the fun one - Betty: the mediocre one - Janet: _THE SUPERIOR ONE_

[@miachiagameplays]

Which one is the gay one?

[@genericname2747]

@@miachiagameplays They're all secretly gay, but they can't show it because it's the 1940's

[@thegroooviest]

@@miachiagameplays you sound like Netflix

[@420Crows]

@Ivy McClelland i always new that death was gay, had to be hiding something in that black robe and apparently it was their true self

[@hauntedheartss]

Memento Mori hey I like ur username

[@charlithium05]

Narrator: "And now for a good 8 hours of sleep" Schools: *We don't do that here*

[@mr.moto1803]

I’m out of school 😎

[@JudyCoxify]

Coby Hall everyone is they mean the online sh**

[@erikbrownlow]

@Mr. Boyd Games Weird flex, but O.K

[@greenninja9330]

Mr. Boyd Games same with me

[@lordtoast2743]

Mr. Boyd Games it would be like that for us but they want us to do 70% even if we were passing

[@ashleighzacharias4795]

Jack: "For the next 20 minutes, sit back and relax." Video: *is 23 minutes long* All of us the remaining 3 minutes: *standing up and stressed*

[@acediaethos4469]

this comment cracked me up

[@shamrockgamer401]

@Will Archer so is 85

[@ashleighzacharias4795]

@Will Archer wait, this had 69 likes 14 minutes ago? Wow I left for a second and it got a lot if likes

[@ardinaattia8]

@@ashleighzacharias4795 Shit, it has 277 likes in one hour xD

[@ultrafishhe]

@@ardinaattia8 just made it 278

[@Panda72021]

Jack saying he needs 10 hours of sleep and still wakes up tired, is extremely relatable.

[@bluestar8700]

Yesss. Thank you.

[@mavendeo]

Seán: *reads definition of grooming*"The action of a…" Seán's brain: "BELL OF RED FLAG!!!"

[@claycudahy5811]

Bell of demonitization

[@averageyoutubeuser9995]

I just imagine a small seàn pressing a red button inside seàn's head

[@matthewyeldig4608]

@@averageyoutubeuser9995 Ya say that like he dosen't...

[@UND3RGRXUND]

Clay Cudahy Demonetization*

[@skizzygreens3211]

I was the 666 like

[@booksnbones5881]

"Sue avoids red nail polish, as it would call attention to her stubby hands" Ma'am, I am YELLING.

[@Overseer2579]

😂😂😂 such a smooth, unwarranted BURN 🔥

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

"Sue avoids red polish because it would drawn attention to her stubby hands." KILLED ME. That caught me off guard. lmao

[@LordDaret]

SonOfAKing fear the polish and fear the Polish.

[@Bardaer]

Well it‘s not so different these days. We just lie to us. Look at all those hundreds of beauty chanels out there. And it‘s still important how you look to get a job. Otherwise job interviews weren‘t that big of a hassle. We just don‘t talk about that nowadays.

[@nikkinemo8629]

I was eating supper and almost choked at that and when he looked up the definition of grooming. Omfg

[@thepickleofdestiny4536]

The beauty standards back then were pretty high. I'd say the shade thrown was fierce but needed.the key message is to compliment your body, not get gang banged by Crayola. I'm for dressing in your own style but "dress for success" is a great default look.

[@Kley_Dreemurr]

Jacksepticeye: "It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. It's-, oh... I g- I gu- I guess you don't kiss in 1949." I'm literally gonna die from watching this, the tears are already all the way down my face.

[@Azrael_66666]

people who ship a non-canon ship when the two characters are in the same 5 mile radius:

[@terezamatys4489]

"Sue avoids red nail polish since it would call attention to her stubby hands." Me: *looks at my fingers with red nail polish* Me: Well that's not very nice.

[@Daddy-ue1du]

Jack: She avoids red lipstick because it would call attention to her stupid little gremlin face. Me: Am I being called out?

[@That1Th3atr3Kid]

Wait people still paint their nails? I just clip hair clips onto my nails.

[@adrienfox6228]

@@That1Th3atr3Kid if you really do that, that's pretty creative

[@That1Th3atr3Kid]

@YT sucks yes I do indeed do that, in my school we aren’t allowed painted or acrylic nails so I bring in hair clips and put them on at lunch

[@obr164]

at 4'11" at 27 years old my hands are the definition of stubby :/

[@musicaluprising924]

Because, as Yoda said, “Kissing leads to f***ing” 😂

[@ncrawford5673]

Ah, the wise words of yoda

[@zoomed8515]

do her or do not. there is no try Woody

[@thegroooviest]

@@zoomed8515 there is only wood

[@crimsonwolf8174]

"Fucking, kissing leads to."

[@musicaluprising924]

LOL

[@wolfyboy]

"WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP, IT'S 1949 AND THE BOMBS ARE DROPPING!!!" Gets me everytime.

[@mikaela003]

I replayed it at least 18 times and I still die each time 😂😂😂77

[@charlie9619]

13:12

[@wolfyboy]

@Jebediah Kerman i know, i just repeated what sean said, as i thought it was funny.

[@tianamarie4768]

@Jebediah Kerman Cold War scares existed though

[@Phantomsangel]

That cracked me up lol XD

[@emohufflepuff]

"YA CAN'T GO AROUND SHOWING ELBOWS EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU'RE A WHORE!!" is now in my top 10 favorite Jackspedicey quotes. 🤣 Also, this sums up the entirety of the what people who work at a school with an extremely strict dress code thinks that's the students' thought processes 🤣🤣

[@fireruby1882]

As someone who went to a stupid Christian school😭I can confirm. THE RED NAIL POLISH WASNT ALLOWED CUZ “it draws attention to your hands and boys will get distracted” GUYS ARENT DOGS 💀nail polish is just nail polish and I hated that school more than life itself

[@shadow_leaf7965]

Some guy walked around in his boxers only on exam day and no one said a thing, but one girl got sent home before her exam (and failed the class because of that) because she was wearing a crop top and skinny jeans If you say you enjoyed high school, you're a liar

[@ellyqueen296]

One of my favorite quotes will always be the one from Sean's Outlast 2 playthrough comments: @j.r.341 My exact thoughts as the game started: What could be scarier than an insane asylum? What could possible match the horror, hopelessness, fear- Catholic school

[@draconicboredom101]

Honestly though, teachers who think children's tank tops, nail polish, and elbows are "overly sexual" definitely shouldn't be allowed around children

[@ess2452]

Weird thing to think about: There's a very high chance everyone in that video is currently dead.

[@avatarfox9835]

Ay, no stop. That's sad

[@buttermebuns6974]

This is no place for sadness

[@Moonlight11026]

Sounds like a them problem

[@___Ryan___]

*sniff* damn

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

How is that sad

[@jake6309]

Jack who has a girlfriend. “Nobody’s calling me for dates”

[@dx_Rain_xb]

Also Jack: Phone calls terrify me

[@emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319]

@@dx_Rain_xb same jack. Same XD

[@MessiMagic5000]

Confused Evelyn Noises

[@d199020081]

Exactly what i was thinking, like when did he not? I remember sometime last year they went to Japan but that was the last thing i saw but shortly after that i had fell off the social media ring due to a breakup of my own.

[@peristeronic37]

"I don't need my arm that got chopped off in battle" that's literally mercutio from Romeo and Juliet

[@gamerboi6166]

"Tis but a scratch. "

[@SteelBelted]

The Black Knight digresses and recommends a duel instead

[@josephferencie5502]

I am going to assume your in drama

[@Justsomegamergamingandstuff]

@@gamerboi6166 a scratch? Your arm's gone!

[@Justsomegamergamingandstuff]

@@gamerboi6166 im saying the rest of it.

[@NezoIsTaken]

"The action of a pedo-- [REALIZATION] f- NO NO NO-" Gotta be the scene where it made me laugh alot

[@qinjikofoxx5580]

"The action of a pedophi-- no, no, NONONONOOOO!!" Am I a bad person for laughing? I feel like I'm a bad person for laughing at that.

[@Thealgorithmhassummonedme]

You're not.

[@julius6889]

its meant to be funny bro relax XD

[@kakashihatake6724]

I laughed too you good

[@sunnykitsune8072]

No I laughed aswell XD

[@sharethevoix]

U not right

[@spicykermit5684]

Seán: I don't know why I'm not popular. Why aren't people ringing up my phone and asking for dates? All of us: JuSt GiVe Us ThE nUmBeR bRoThEr

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

_literally lmao_

[@felivino6613]

IM SURE HALF OF US ARE MINORS

[@reapervibes5123]

@@felivino6613 even better

[@ZekeWaters_]

@@tallulah697 yes pretty sure jesus

[@notatroll7128]

@@reapervibes5123 Séan: No no no no no

[@alwayschill4522]

That guide to dating was actually really wholesome. I hope Woody and Anne are happily married now- err, were... happilly married.

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

Sorry to burst your bubble but they're probably dead

[@taylahope3693]

They could still be ig they'd be like 90 something I suppose

[@Purritothedorito]

Good news, the guy that played woody is still alive, he's 85

[@LadyJ_88]

Fun fact: NOBODY actually sounded like that except for actors & actresses in films. It was an accent (transatlantic) fabricated by Hollywood

[@ashleyswinford582]

I watched and program about that a few years ago. Pretty interesting.

[@Hotpink51]

did they explain why? 😂

[@unnamedperson2679]

Hotpink51 it was so those hard of hearing or those listening on a crackly device could still hear what was being said regardless of low quality or bad hearing.

[@ashleyswinford582]

@@Hotpink51 If I remember right it was to show an aire of sophistication but don't quote me on that. The guy doing the program really said it was just a made up accent lol.

[@Pepperm1nt_T]

Well, we learn something new every day.

[@NoiseDay]

"Stubby hands" Female narrator has it OUT for Sue

[@DioBrando-yk5up]

They have a past

[@doomspidey1737]

And it isn't a good past

[@scam7698]

Jack: we control the volume. Me: **turns up volume** Also me: **turns it back down because I realize I’m watching seán**

[@heccsclips3319]

Seań*

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Lord Tachanka *Juh-Sean

[@nemeqis]

@@heccsclips3319 no it's Seán.

[@unicornburgers302]

Śéáń

[@j00bless56]

Śéáń

[@R4nd0407]

Jack: Anne's great, she *looks* alright- Me, named Anne: Thank you. Jack: But she has a mouth on her like a racoon. Also Jack: ANNE'S A COLD-HEARTED WENCH. Me, Sobbing: What did I dO-

[@illyr8590]

😂😂😂

[@theshyguy1580]

"Sue avoids red nail polish, since it would call attention to her stubby hands." So Hand-shaming was a thing in the 1940s, huh?

[@thebluedragon493]

Anything to do with the female appearances was available for shaming back then unfortunately

[@kurapikakurta6187]

IM A BOY AND I HAVE RED NAIL POLISH WHOOOOOOOOOOO HAND SHAME ME IF YOU WANT

[@gracev8762]

The Blue Dragon “back then”

[@thebluedragon493]

@@gracev8762 that's fair

[@Moraenil]

@@thebluedragon493 Oh not just female appearances. Everyone.

[@idiotsofwisdom1246]

Seán: Ed, you don’t need her, she’s a cold hearted witch. Seán 5 seconds later: they’re sooo cute.

[@Kadeo-ms6qw]

He said wench not witch

[@xylinacorvelle1127]

Perfect logic

[@ralphcabiling1314]

Pretty sure its wench

[@neoncinnamon6672]

Damn that's a lot of likes

[@Abe_KB]

Śèàń

[@stormle1020]

“Everything is neat and clean” Looks over at jeans covered in paint

[@aserehtdraws7941]

Yeah same

[@yeetusboi1044]

I want your white, sticky paint jacksepticye kun

[@commanderfox64]

looks down at boots covered in different stains and jeans covered in paint and oil stains haha

[@cheeseburrito83]

@@yeetusboi1044 wha-

[@DeadZombieLlama]

Same deal but my clothes are either covered with paint or hair dye haha

[@singingchristian]

14:34 love that this whole part was blurred. Really added to the effecr

[@NarturArkano]

"What's 8 hours of sleep like?" Me: "Yeah, I got 3 hours last night." Jack: "My body needs at least 10." Me: ". . . Oh. You went a different direction on that one."

[@benjimack7681]

i feel ya on that. shift work sucks.

[@DpLynel]

Nah i got like 5 minutes of sleep

[@flowersforrobbie]

Wait you people are getting sleep?

[@jamiehopkins1339]

Sleep is for the WEAK

[@NarturArkano]

@@jamiehopkins1339 No sleep is for the soon-to-be-dead.

[@dracodistortion9447]

Woody: how about a date? Anne: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@sweiland75]

I'm grateful that she doesn't talk like a Millennial.

[@sethhw7691]

* I am about to end this man’s whole career

[@ninja_tony]

@@sweiland75 I think you mean Gen Z. Most millennials don't talk like the person you're referencing, considering the majority of us are in our 30's.

[@EverGardens]

"The action of a pedophile-- NONONONONO" I can't believe that's the part that got me😂😂😂😂

[@catkittycatkity6482]

It got everyone

[@luketube7207]

I laughed so much I was trying not to wake my parents

[@faridarahman1033]

XD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@elhorsetornado6144]

How could that not get u

[@jacemayeux6582]

Same tho😂

[@eviltoad746]

In the words of Yoda. "Kissing leads to fucking" Perfection

[@decco9049]

Where is you pfp from if I may ask

[@capitalsprod]

Jack: THERE GONNA FUCKIN KISS Woody: Well cya Also Woody: *He says goodbye nicely but does not kiss

[@Chem-Chem]

Lost my shit when he left like that

[@adrawingprotogen2994]

@@Chem-Chem yeah same

[@Lukbri18]

well u heard yoda

[@anitasaxton9431]

When the introvert goes on a date

[@Cassxowary]

they're* contraction of they are, not there as in location or situation, or their meaning belonging to them (:

[@riptydenight]

Me when the math test is handed out: 19:36 Me after reading the first question: 19:39 Me realizing what I need to do: 22:42

[@metalheadnash194]

Haha yup

[@yusefdweik148]

Soooooo true

[@atmywhitson]

Hahahaha 🤣

[@thekrackenx]

Me when I saw this comment: 23:30

[@socks2781]

That was so spot on

[@skylarmoon0o761]

*Jack reads*: grooming- the practice of cleaning a horse dog or other animal Also Jack:The action of apedophil- *NOOOOOOONONONO*

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Honestly it was probably the funniest part of the video

[@alexturner8467]

11:24

[@beingvocal2350]

Yes

[@James-se2di]

@@Ferrari255GTO 😂

[@brokenalex3304]

NOOOO DONT LOOK AT THAT ONE

[@therealDarkHuntress]

"My body requires 10 hours of sleep. Then I wake up and im like, more please" quiet possibly the most relateable quote by jack ever.

[@aliceinclockworks]

Why all those high school students looks like middle aged, salary man with kids, debt and a habit of wine glass in the afternoon that turns into drinking problem...?

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

People used to look alot older. I find as you see people throughout the years they're starting to age better and better. Then again I suppose we've all become obsessed with trying to stay young nowadays. 🤷‍♂️

[@Kanadabalsam]

Mostly because of the hair styles and clothing. As Jack pointed out in the video, the dad and the son and dressed with the exact same clothes lol.

[@emlynselene1096]

@Strawberry milk I was just thinking that it was rather oddly specific, lmao

[@PhantomKit157]

Children used to be encouraged to dress and act much like their parents as early as possible. Childhood wasn't considered very important back then but time to learn how to be an adult. Basically children were expected to be mini-adults.

[@Jervisdude]

When Jack’s Irish eyes are smiling☘️ the world is a happy place.

[@ayyylmao101]

@New Under Craft Well, if OP didn't want the elbows, then it's more like a favour, isn't it?

[@lilgluestickgames]

@@ayyylmao101 thanks, I hate it

[@ghostie4029]

Yes Bc eyes can definitly smile

[@rockstarchicken687]

@@ghostie4029 *eyes have teeth...*

[@kartiksharma2818]

@New Under Craft what if he doesn't have any?

[@imsodunwithyourdema3587]

the way he says "the action by a pedophi..-NONONONONONONO" killed me lmaoo

[@thatdeadbraincell7526]

samee

[@Derf360]

When did he say that!?!

[@wizprxnce4763]

Dakota Thompson 11:35

[@Anime-ou5fu]

Im So Dun With Your Dema! LMAO I’m so dead

[@liz2074]

I LAUGHED SO HARD I THREW MY PHONE AND HAD A HEART ATTACK (I am now in the hospital)

[@angrypumpkinchannel]

I need more of Sean talking with the old timey filter. It's fricking hilarious

[@sashavsthealpaca438]

"Every outfit looks better with good posture!" _hunched over at like a 45 degree angle in a hoodie and shorts_ Huh

[@100GTAGUY]

I'm hunched in the same clothes a d way except just on the toilet, bet I'm not looking too good lol

[@lancehitt0548]

But like I’ve been fixing my posture and these fuckin teens from 80 years ago we’re on to something that hits different tho...

[@Amalfi_Paw]

Bro I felt that-

[@LexiEyesUnicorn]

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME! (If you haven't seen the video for one step closer, that's literally what's happening in it)

[@Mr.Mayhem602]

Way to call me out on the bus man

[@anxiousdumpling5041]

Sean: "I love the idea of them not saying anything for that entire section. They're just sitting there like-" Ad: You're not a dish, *Y O U ' R E A M A N !*

[@gayairconditioner8977]

I must say, one time I got an ad saying something along the lines of "your grandma could be a cyborg". I instinctively pressed skip when it popped up though and I haven't been able to find it since.

[@catkittycatkity6482]

Both adds were from that dude

[@gayairconditioner8977]

@@catkittycatkity6482 huh?

[@tfmaster96]

linkara: I AM A MAN! *punches android in stomach*

[@alms4purgie]

I've gotten, "Covid-19 has really put us through some trying times!"

[@huddlestonkyrie]

“She avoids red nail polish, since it will call attention to her stubby hands” i’m crying😂😭

[@kagetm5870]

100th like

[@jaynedoh7823]

300th

[@Fishboy.]

836rd like

[@Jupiter-T]

971st like

[@leighnicole100]

I need more videos like these because I am absolutely dying at his reactions. "she doesn't wear red lipstick because it draws attention to her stubby little gremlin face" *me, wearing red lipstick every other day* 👁️👄👁️

[@derangedcanine7272]

Am I the only one who wants to hear Seán say "smile, my dear. you know you're never fully dressed without one!" in his announcer voice?

[@TheHornedKing_27]

Hazbin hotel reference!! Yay also that would be funny for him to do

[@hadleyepstein2249]

No Annie reference?

[@lilkiwi_7977]

I wanna hear him sing the song

[@katiebegley7634]

Omg you're right!- he sounds just like alastor ahah

[@Enderr_Mann]

BRO-

[@epicfromepicgames9920]

Jack: starts reading the second definition of grooming. Jacks's brain: WAIT, NO NO STOP READING!

[@NyGeL_Derey]

“how does 8 hours of sleep feel?” the same as 4 or 12. like crap

[@randinatorgames1415]

After 3 hours though you just spring up and are ready to fight the fucking Wither

[@blurviy]

No it feels like a waste of life!!!!!!

[@RamenNamen991]

@@randinatorgames1415 WHY IS THIS TRUE. like you feel like shit after a while but I wake up with the power to fight the sun

[@JudyCoxify]

Anyone ever stay up 100000000 hours and then hibernate for only ehhhhh 4 hours? Then you feel like you can fight the moon, the sun, jeebus too

[@xerxcey8967]

NyGeL no matter how long you sleep you always wake up tired😂or is it just me

[@natalienesbitt8874]

9:53 The look of disappointment on jacks face when they didn’t kiss 🤣

[@marblesoda_bish]

2:56 All I'm hearing from this is: "Premarital eye contact is a sin." "What color are your eyes?" "Woah, let's not move to fast-"

[@idkok8538]

I'm hearing Accidentally touc... NOPE *runs away*

[@tungabunga4107]

😂😂😂😂

[@personalinfodump2155]

Would that question be equivalent to asking "Do the carpets match the drapes?"

[@cinnamonroll4773]

"Betty's a mess. She hates herself and has no self-esteem." Poor Betty. You're not alone, girl. I relate. 😂

[@LolLol-fz3xw]

are you talking to someone that is probably dead

[@rdwinter1115]

@@LolLol-fz3xw 49 was only 71 years ago bro so she be just below ninety

[@LolLol-fz3xw]

@@rdwinter1115 bruh they were like 16 or 17 year olds so like eh, plus thats above the average age so like eh

[@zoepretium2216]

Hey don’t be too tough on yourself! just being a part of this community makes you special and cool :)

[@benbortman4069]

In the words of logic "WHO CAN RELATE?! WOOOOO!"

[@christina3537]

no one: jack: “wAke uP, wAke UP. ITS 1949, THE BOMBS ARE DROPPING!”

[@ToyBonnieVentRabbit]

Christina Rodriguez need it as a ringtone xD

[@adamtopher3633]

4 years off but basically, yeah. 😂😂 (Hopefully someone gets this joke)

[@ayyyimmaninja]

that joke is four years too late

[@cityofillustrations]

@@sisterofodin2585 same 😅

[@zoomed8515]

Narrator: we want to avoid bomb craters, because they put attention to your stubby little house

[@bananaragein9975]

love how he turned each one into a murder mystery LOL

[@phatcat4384]

Oh Jack, it wasn't that she didn't get to eat her lunch, it's just that girls in that time weren't allowed to eat lunch. You get stubby hands that way.

[@thehummingvixen9026]

Me: looks down at my own hands Me: well shit, that’s what went wrong

[@notatroll7128]

@@thehummingvixen9026 Me: *Looks at the Vixens hands* Me: They look tasty to me.

[@jamesvoiceactingchannel49]

@@notatroll7128 what The HELL

[@NurseInTraining]

Really? Where did people back then get that idea from?

[@notatroll7128]

@@jamesvoiceactingchannel49 Dark humor.

[@tamatoa4720]

That moment when you realise Jack is treating the guy in the video like his son but he's 70 and possibly even dead now

[@felbarashla]

Probably more like 90.

[@HaydenH]

Yeah 93-98 years probably

[@realswobby]

More like 70 + the age of this dude in the video

[@waterymayo]

Jack: Grooming, the action of a phedophi- NO NO NO NO 11:34

[@WTAF0212]

NOOOOOO

[@HelloHi-xg5qg]

I laughed my ass off

[@Kolby-yq4vl]

The definition didn’t even spell pedophile right

[@DecemberSfy]

@@Kolby-yq4vl British spelling, I think

[@gayahhbihh]

@@DecemberSfy *Bri'ish

[@carnyscreations]

12:45 And for at least 8 hours of sleep. Me watching this at 2 AM: Oh no

[@Weird04Life]

Jack: "Why are people not calling my phone asking for dates?" Well maybe it has something to do with the fact you have a girlfriend

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

_yeah probably_

[@frederik1q590]

Yeah, It might be the case. But we don't know any particular reason why it is.

[@daveyc4976]

We don't know his number

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

@@daveyc4976 _yeah also that_

[@sophieconway385]

Evelien in the other room listening to Seán shout “KISS KISS WHEN ARE THEY GONNA KISS?!”

[@katythornton9857]

He should do one of these videos with Evelyn

[@alister56]

Katy Thornton agreed

[@bernicetrapp7513]

I’ve never heard a more relatable quote than “My hair, my nails, my stubbly little face”

[@ganjagamer2997]

I love how Sean is like "Wow! I didn't know videos existed back then" when there's literally footage of WW2 which ended like 2 years before the 47 video

[@Cookie_Monster-nd3kb]

Seán: complains about not learning anything Also Seán: gets bored and makes up his own dialogue to go with the video

[@generalgrievous4254]

I need to add Jack's "Laugh" hat to my collection.

[@endyeyouknowhow4447]

A fine addition to the collection

[@toprelay]

Hello there!

[@atomicavocado6179]

Same

[@BaileyAshCat]

🔔 of same

[@SoldierMan1557]

Same here

[@c0ttagec0revibes86]

“They have to leave already? Caroline just sat down to eat!” welcome to american schools jack.

[@loganfriend8018]

so true

[@sagethemage9870]

Especially if you're unfortunate enough to get stuck at thew back of the lunch line

[@mrdinosaur4353]

Same in Britain, I just starve myself at this rate

[@MikhailYT]

True.

[@Attackontrashcan]

Yup

[@RG066]

Anne & Woody are so adorable with one another! Ik it's just a how-to video back then, but they remind me of me and my best friend whenever we're together

[@dynamitegames8542]

Jack: DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HER Video: one thing to consider is looks

[@billiedread]

Pretty sure the "How to be Popular" revolved strictly around 'don't be easy' and 'don't cost your beau a lot of money'. I think I liked the telepathic phone call the best!

[@Robiness]

Don't be easy but lend your boy a hand 😏

[@liamc.3850]

“That’s a different type of grooming that you’re thinking of.” It took me a solid to seconds realise what he was on about I’m THAT slow

[@SimsAllAround]

Even funnier when he almost read the definition and cut himself off

[@lordhirudo5311]

Speaks well of you, actually.

[@ohgory9800]

I thought he meant like, I couldn’t go take my dog to the groomers, get a haircut n stuff but it took me a minute 😓

[@charlieweasley2534]

Not slow, that just means you don’t dwell on all the horrible things that exist, and honestly I envy you.

[@bnuyuywabbit]

Indeed. Please enjoy your mindset.

[@gracegillette1044]

I’m gonna set the sound at 13:13 as my new alarm tone from now on😂

[@ollie_bot]

Seán: “Also, I still have no idea why Caroline is popular and I’m not.” Also Seán: *has over 23 million subscribers*

[@softpurplebat]

🙏🙇‍♀️😂🤣

[@jenewok]

Almost 24 million!

[@SonaLovesick]

Harri you can't comment on Jack's channel again 😐 this is your 69th comment

[@gwishi1722]

Honestly. 😂😂😂

[@Anklejbiter]

@@SonaLovesick unless they're willing and able to make 351 comments all at once

[@goodness766]

Sean: "There is nothing wrong with your television set." Me watching this from a phone: Hmm yes always trust a potato

[@gavin2072]

Ok Jack, I’m not going anywhere

[@daunt9577]

He should play No Mans Sky vr it had a huge updates since he last played it in 2016

[@littlepig5012]

It's Sean not jack

[@fishtail2616]

Nathan Scott It’s Juhseàn, get it right if you’re gonna correct someone

[@elijahleohr8405]

I've seen jack

[@elena-px4bm]

@@littlepig5012 it's however you want to call him

[@Badruborg]

8:48 The mouth breathing made me burst out laughing

[@rileyg8580]

Im so lucky that I’m in quarantine with my red nails. Can’t risk someone noticing my stubby fingers.

[@emrahalien2972]

Obviously you gotta cut them off so it's never possible to see your stubby friends.

[@captainnemolostintheocean1652]

While I'm actually wearing red nails rn :(

[@ItsCerysEllen]

Same hahaha

[@wolfyboy]

Have you tried wearing clear nail polish? That won't attract attention.

[@kaytennant6379]

I actually have a really stubby thumb

[@leonardchurch7505]

"Did anyone even have a face back then?" Well, Arin was born at age six without one so I'm gonna say no.

[@_k_o_d_a]

"there's like twenty absurdities in that sentence!"

[@Foxfang27]

Leonard Church what a good cross reference. Love it

[@aeridoru2128]

"Arin was born at the age of SIX."

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

Hold Up. “ Born At Age *Six?* “

[@idkok8538]

Well they couldn't make eye contact so who knows

[@betty4819]

“Betty’s a mess. She hates herself and she has no self esteem”. Jack why u gotta call me out like that ;-; EDIT: wow I didn’t expect this comment to blow up, thanks for the self esteem guys lmao

[@hayleydaorbit4576]

Oof

[@jamesbernadette6216]

Brilliant :D At least you got some good sense of humour :3

[@bettyravioli7334]

xD

[@Daelyah]

Yo, bro, same. Cheers. 🍻

[@r1nr3n18]

Betty Harajuku same smh

[@PaladinHeart33]

Omg Jacksepticeye and Old TV Time was the combo I didn't know I needed. I would love to see you do more of these!

[@bluscout6440]

*first person to say something sarcastic* Historians: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!

[@Mr12Relic]

One of the purest examples of wit came from around 346BC when Philip II of Macedon (northern Greece) had forced the submission through diplomacy or invasion of important cities of southern Greece, and set his sights on Sparta. He asked if he should come as friend or foe. They said "Neither." He got pissed off and sent a message "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city." Sparta replied "If."

[@Mr12Relic]

There was a ban on sarcasm in the British Army during WWI after the administrative command asked the front lines for status reports and one said "It's a bit sticky" which the leaders interpreted bluntly as "Slowly but surely" so they didn't send reinforcements. It was an absolute slaughter and the unexpected breach nearly cost the war.

[@abhinavpatibandla2500]

Jack: WOODY SHES A COLD WENCH UR BETTER OFF WITHOUT HER Also jack: der SOO cute they would make a lovely couple

[@L3N0R4L4N3]

"I don't like calling" DUDE, SAME. I get some serious anxiety everytime I have to make a phone call.

[@theguywhoasked5037]

Lenore Lane u and me both bud

[@LoopzyPanda]

@@theguywhoasked5037 all 3 of us then

[@Flabbergasted-yl4hv]

the only calls I get are "your cars warranty is about to expire" damn whoever had my number last for not sorting that out scares the crap outta me every time because I wonder who I don't know is calling me

[@emmam1282]

Me too sis

[@alexkontonasakis1770]

Same

[@Lixxymixx]

22:23 " Y/N THREW A SNOWBALL AT Y/N'S HEAD' i laughed so hard i cried

[@hakunapototah3119]

"Ya can't get pregnant, if ya don't get kissed" No kids for life ezclap

[@leonardomolina4930]

Also, as Yoda said, kissing leads to fucking

[@beansoda2772]

naw... that's b.s., if you even touch hands, you're already pregnant... NO HOLDING HANDS BEFORE MARRAIGE

[@OneRuthless72]

@@leonardomolina4930 Yoda knew damn well with his 900 yrs of age

[@chickenboy1596]

NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE MARRIAGE

[@microwavedpossum2377]

Like anyone would like to kiss us

[@andrewgutmann9432]

Wow, that “grooming” search went from 0 to SVU real quick.

[@qinjikofoxx5580]

Yes. Yes it did.

[@eiffiedarkness649]

Onision

[@betina799]

@@eiffiedarkness649 Veggie Gamer, ArcadeCraniacs edward who groomed nichole

[@elena-px4bm]

No one: Jack: casually making everyone's quarantine worth while

[@hyperion1377]

He doesn't even have to try

[@Luke01569]

@The Insane Space Panda shé@n

[@gracemarie5668]

true, these videos are the highlight of my quarantine

[@hyperion1377]

@@gracemarie5668 Just refreshing the page at time when he posts, waiting...waiting...and then rewarded with that glorious new video!

[@demonslayer1601]

I really hate this comment format now,I literally see it in every comment section about 10 times

[@Mr.Comedian42069]

10:51 step 1: be under the age of 18 Step 2: be very gullible Step 3: DM some Minecraft KZbinrs

[@682stheast]

1949: we have 8 hours and bland clothing 2020: wats 8 hrs we wear any clothes that are clean but we put on anything most of the Time

[@DarkDreams948]

"Clean" i live out of laundry basket i just sniff my shirt and make sure it smells good 😂

[@hiimapenguin]

yeah, yes

[@artinrohani8369]

@@DarkDreams948 My clothes are always clean. Me on the other hand... (yes I'm joking. I'm not a slob who doesn't shower)

[@loading...1464]

Do you have 90 hours?

[@msia7201]

21:38 "Perhaps they'll bring another couple home with them." YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE SWINGERS IN THE 1940's, SHHHH

[@gram.]

Degeneracy was frowned upon in the 1940's

[@adrawingprotogen2994]

oof

[@msia7201]

@@gram. I've been a degenerate for YEARS!

[@Thestrawsparrow]

"Health Posture Cleanliness Neatness" me - eating a bag of chips while sitting in a a blanket burrito with my hoodie i've been wearing for three days in my messy room

[@ballsackblues5794]

Straw Sparrow such a relatable comment.

[@valeriezacha]

Me:” i found my mental twin! Finally!”

[@moondok]

Haha, you change your clothes at least once a week, amateur.

[@nataliegray8019]

How does this not have more likes?? This is like the whole mood of 2020.

[@eternallk1ngs_57]

Person who liked this the exact same time I did... Good on you

[@alejandrosantana5133]

“Oh Anne don’t be such a lady” had me dying😂

[@gamogi7142]

Jack: "I don't know why I'm not popular" Also Jack: Has 24 million people who want to be his friend

[@emmab6859]

When my grandma was learning English, they taught her this accent, and ... like ... I can't imitate it. I cannot make words come out in that way. It is such a specific tone? Something about the nasal tone?

[@RABDALAS]

Evey Bemn it’s called the mid-Atlantic accent :)

[@anniehatley9760]

I think it’s called a transatlantic accent

[@Cassxowary]

@@RABDALAS transatlantic actually

[@RABDALAS]

The Mid-Atlantic accent, or Transatlantic accent, is a purposefully cultivated accent of English blending together features of both American and British English They’re both the same

[@abbie_joan]

@@RABDALAS that accent is so pretty its got a slight southern tone but feels really sophisticated

[@wifiwulf]

Jack: wAKE UP, ITS 1949 AND THE BOMBS ARE DROPPING Me: *laughs in history student*

[@midnightscarletrose6485]

Was reading comments looking for a comment and when I got to this the part started playing in the vid XD

[@karlo9535]

When did the bombs dropped?

[@wifiwulf]

LudaCrash US bombed Japan with nukes in 1945 Russia’s first successful nuclear test was in August 1949 It’s an American source vid

[@faunina669]

- laughs in "This Is America, What Bombs?" -

[@loisarends3968]

This remains one of my favourite JSE videos ever made lmao it's still hilarious no matter how often I watch it

[@brycefischer4565]

Jack asking “how does 8 hours of sleep feel”. Me: I don’t even know anymore

[@kaiburgz23]

I relate

[@kum6865]

I rarely even sleep.

[@Denise-tg7yr]

i dont know either i have no hours of sleep

[@iwokeuptoday2025]

Wait hold on what’s sleep?

[@Quill-bg9sl]

Same

[@simonpilarcik6838]

Why does these videos exists? What person in the 50s was sitting there like "Damn i wish i had some grooming tips! If only there was a tv show with tips."

[@jbwarner8626]

These were short films, not TV shows. The ones about dating and stuff were usually screened in high school health classes; industrial ones that advertised goods or services were probably screened at conventions and for employee training. But they all served a common function in the '90s - joke fodder for a guy and two robots trapped in space 😁

[@honoredsage4946]

Well they didn’t have KZbin the men’s fashion channel to them how

[@Cassxowary]

And it was like, "I do wish I knew how to do it properly..." or "I thought I knew how to do it, but it seems it's not... I do wish there were something I could watch to learn..." assuming the girls had no mothers or boys had no fathers

[@KentuckyFriedChildren]

@@jbwarner8626 I see you are a man of culture as well

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

you're acting like millions of people don't go on youtube to watch fashion tips, make up tips, hair tips etc.

[@jonathanotis4120]

Jack: “sorry don’t know want came over me” 2.5 seconds later “LOOOOF!”

[@xxmeliozxx3564]

Go back to sleep kid

[@enderredacted112]

Oh yea it's morning for me, so it has to be like night for you, sleep!

[@xxmeliozxx3564]

Ender[REDACTED] really it’s 7 o clock so

[@mx.magestyk]

“So sit back, relax, and enjoy a healthy dose of-“ Me: “prolonged eye contact!”

[@Darkeypoo]

8:07 "I'm sorry it looks like you're going to DIE in the next 5 minutes. HAHA. Whoopsie Doopsies!" Im dead 💀💀💀

[@Daddy-ue1du]

Looks like the prophecy was a bit early...

[@sinosthefox8523]

He sounds like Alastor 😂

[@logantalley3670]

Anyone else think he should sing a lot more, because man does his singing make my day, so thankyou

[@araaurora8348]

Sadly someone else made it and it was autotuned.....

[@atothepowerof6]

Open fridge, then we look for snacc

[@KFCLOVER04]

Jack: "oh sure, I doing need my arm after it was chopped off in battle, I'll be fine" Black Knight: "Tis but a scratch!"

[@JSainte17]

“Her stubby hands” Omg I wish the world was still like this. I’d die of laughter but I’d die happy.