I hired the Narrator from The Stanley Parable

I hired the narrator from The Stanley Parable just for this intro
Buy MY coffee: topofthemornincoffee.com/
Twitter : / jacksepticeye
Instagram : / jacksepticeye
Edited By: / pixl_pit

[@Loaf69420]

Man, anyone else have the sudden urge to complement Jack about how smart and handsome he is? Makes me almost want to start crying and screaming right now... Weird.

[@sky-nc6in]

Same

[@joshwidgery-webbermusic7991]

Very much so

[@foresthamilton2243]

I’m being told by a voice that jack is so smart and handsome, damn I’m starting to cry I’m sorry guys-

[@spideragent_games]

Only 3 comments

[@livik9582]

Having not started the video, I was so worried

[@MightyCaesar37]

Wow! He is so smart and handsome, I’m crying and screaming right now

[@Spikethealligator]

Really!?!?

[@andresgonzalez5676]

Crying from your pants?

[@G.and.E]

Cool

[@TheBodgerIsGreat]

Wow! He is so smart and handsome!

[@llezzur547]

Every time i refresh the like number on this comment keeps going up

[@themisfitowl2595]

I love the whole "Is this a bucket? No it's a hologram of a bucket and not an actual bucket." That's a reference to a famous old painting of a highly detailed and photorealistic image of an old fashioned wooden pipe, and underneath is written "This is not a pipe." Because it's a picture of a pipe. 😂

[@RubyPiec]

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

[@rowboat10]

It's not a reference to that painting though, it's just a subversion of expectations. The pipe painting was related to a different concept.

[@beezzz_gaming1082]

I wish the narrator said, “TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDES!”

[@Lukas-or3jv]

"Top of the morning, to you laddies" the narrator said calmly in his british accent

[@nataliesteiner7826]

@@Lukas-or3jv just about as calm as dumbledor asked harry if he put his name in the goblet of fire XD

[@Lukas-or3jv]

@@nataliesteiner7826 The narrators voice, echoing in the abandoned work building, only one soul in sight. XD

[@nataliesteiner7826]

@@Lukas-or3jv Exactly 🤣

[@drawingdragon]

Hearing the Narrator say "I'm crying and screaming right now" in the most deadpan voice is hilarious. I wonder if Kevan Brighting just blankly reads any script (it's a living) or if he sits down to have a good chuckle at some of the nonsense he's requested to record. I hope he's having as much fun as we are.

[@clockworkmind]

Is it weird that I read your comment in his voice?

[@nepnepguythegreatestofall6032]

I've met the dude once before, and he is a genuinely wonderful person. He really does enjoy doing his voice lines

[@matt-wt9xg]

timestamp?

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@clockworkmind yeah, it is. how tf can you sound like him? unless....

[@Alex-ABPerson]

@@matt-wt9xg It's literally _the_ intro, c'mon.

[@katbird2699]

Being able to hire the Narrator for literally anything is a serious life goal

[@yellowpowr8455]

That happened for the remake in Please, Don't Touch Anything as well. You may be truly right.

[@emilyrindlisbacher9220]

I want to hire them for my wedding 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

[@DY2727]

I’m currently trying to find something to hire him for

[@addisonjudah]

I'm going to hire him for the sake of hiring him, pay him and not ask him to narrate anything

[@yaa104]

@@emilyrindlisbacher9220 "Good job Stanley, you finally got a real bitch!"

[@hamzasultan96]

I absolutely love the parts where the narrator dips in and out of his American accent during the long ramblings in the video. You can tell they were just having a blast in the recording room, not even caring about continuity at that point.

[@kp33467]

Did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending is my favorite!

[@GlitchyHalo]

You concern me

[@goldenpie6]

It honestly is my favourite. Sucks Jack didn’t finish it tho

[@grasseater123]

i hope your friends find this concerning

[@41-Haiku]

Narrator: "Just Stanley and the bucket, off on another thrilling adventure together." Jack: "I fucked this bucket once!" I absolutely lost it.

[@xaviorshideout]

Strangely it literally just played as I read your comment and I am utterly gobsmacked

[@no.yes.417]

@@xaviorshideout that happens way too often

[@xaviorshideout]

@@no.yes.417 it has only happened to me a few times when it's been as I read said comment. so for you it's often for me? no. it's rare

[@no.yes.417]

@@xaviorshideout it happens almost everytime for me

[@Nikk_1304]

@@no.yes.417 Same lol

[@oneradkidgaming]

That intro was so creative, your cinematography is getting real good Jack. Not to mention, getting the narrator to come on for it??? 😩

[@thekakapo9456]

He is in EVERY game, kind of

[@Pyro-0369]

@@thekakapo9456 like David Addenburough and the Discovery channel

[@lucid523]

@@thekakapo9456 he's also in a movie

[@z3k3gaming_yt45]

Make it for another intro haha

[@BlindMelonLord]

I mean, it can’t be that hard. There’s a channel I am subscribed to that did a series called boundary break, and he did one on the Stanley parable, and he got the narrator to voice the opening of it.

[@casuallectures2655]

58:15 Man really has the audacity to go full villain and blame the narrator for his greediness over getting 2 buckets

[@KINGDEEGIPOO]

“I’m crying and screaming right now.”

[@boats_r_cool]

This is the most stanley parable thing jack could do my god

[@newgachayoutubes9575]

"The end is never the end"

[@Randomperson-2]

I eat grandmas

[@AHHHHHHHH.]

"Is never the end is never the end is never the end"

[@CaseyNoK]

"Is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end"

[@patmalone1370]

@dizzybread ńœ

[@anon.9303]

"Is that a bucket?" Sean: *proceeds to existentialism himself* Also Sean: dats a buket tho

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

*flashbacks to everything is a cake*

[@thatguysean1845]

This reminds me of the shell shock that was everything looking like a certain jellybean-shaped astronaut.

[@zanenindroid6878]

@@thatguysean1845 ඞ

[@thatguysean1845]

@@zanenindroid6878 no….just no.

[@LucasGleason]

@@thatguysean1845 its okay. You can *vent* about it

[@TheEllieBree]

"what if a door is just a wall bucket?" Is the best thing I've heard all week

[@chromaticfox2553]

33:00 I want a Stanley Parable mod that replaces every noun with "Bucket" Edit: except for first-person pronouns (the narrator referring to himself), second-person pronouns (the narrator referring to Stanley), "Stanley", and "Narrator"; as neither of them are buckets.

[@bluebell6569]

you're so genius for this

[@LonelySandwich]

Im shaking and crying rn. Was the most iconic and wacky line the narrator said.

[@crispyybaconx]

Too relatable, shaking and crying rn

[@youraveragerussiansanta3810]

He said that?

[@robertc49]

Is this a bucket?

[@iamnugget]

@@youraveragerussiansanta3810 i think they meant 0:21, kinda similar but not exactly what he said lol

[@JATEK0S]

bucket

[@TheAdvertisement]

8:22 Holy crap Jack just murdered Dream. 37:24 Love the dedication to the line being trademarked by always having its name and any pronouns for it have a TM afterwards.

[@TheAdvertisement]

Watching that Stanley Parable 2 "trailer" was like watching How It's Actually Made, it was so surreal how they wrote it to fit the footage.

[@commandertakasu3841]

Narrator: "GET RID OF THE BUCKET!" Also Narrator: "KEEP THE BUCKET!"

[@anthonydill9521]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍

[@Reen-of-Astora]

@@anthonydill9521 are u ok?

[@cloudtheclod]

@@Reen-of-Astora it's a bot.

[@Reen-of-Astora]

@@cloudtheclod no it's a bucket

[@micahthomson34]

@@Reen-of-Astora facts everything is a bucket

[@elsie8757]

So that's what Stanley looks like, huh? Wow I really gotta hand it to the developers, that is the MOST Just Some Dude-looking character I've ever seen in my life

[@Atlas-gm7fc]

He looks like MatPat

[@propername4830]

Prophetic comments

[@dice6541]

to be fair i think its a model from half-life like the original mod was

[@totally_professional_artis9778]

PEAK character design ngl

[@AquaFanx]

It’s literally just a half life civillian

[@somebody2528]

15:19 he has such a friendly smile even when he’s blackmailing you

[@matthewlim9026]

Narrator: makes bucket destroyer Also narrator: blows up 2 buckets immediately

[@Stonehawk]

"We had bucket children (also called cups)" Cups are, notably, also known as the sequel to the bucket.

[@jakewolph6368]

Buckets are perfect and don't need a sequel, you monster!

[@diouglousser2373]

Aren't cups buckets though ?

[@kettlestew]

This is a sequel to your comment

[@imanostrich6997]

@@kettlestew this is a sequel to your comment

[@kettlestew]

@@imanostrich6997 A sequel to my sequel!???

[@straightupanarg6226]

"Let' do it for the fans, Stanley, let's give them exactly what they want." Jack: *realizes*

[@Z-Zer0]

*bold* -strike through- _italics_ * - _

[@toenailmuncher0772]

@ Z-0 What does that mean? What are you implying?

[@quietlycryingostrich]

@@toenailmuncher0772 that’s how you style different texts. idk why they’re saying it but that’s how you do it

[@chaic4211]

@@quietlycryingostrich Maybe they're responding to a deleted comment?

[@SorowFame]

@@quietlycryingostrich _that actually is something I wanted to know_

[@thelocaldork]

the american narrator has the most british american accent I've ever heard

[@FourDozenEggs]

The writer behind this game is a genius. He can make you laugh your ass off with a game like the Stanley Parable and then break your heart with a game like the Beginners Guide. I look forward to whatever he does next.

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

Dude, that intro was incredible. Hired the Narrator? So smart and creative!

[@birbfactss]

not to mention handsome. I am crying and screaming right now.

[@fender_ghost]

I’m crying and screaming right now 😭

[@arcynull]

He is so smart and handsome 😍😍

[@zombiecat5019]

Yes!! i was searching some proyects where the narrator make some colaborations and i was very happy that he helps in your intro .i hope listen more of the narrator in future proyects

[@RabbitsFunWorld]

@jacksepticeye oh! Seán, if you’re really curious about the other endings, talk to Gab or watch her play of it. Her chat helped her get nearly all of them! 😻

[@DS-wl5pk]

That opening was fantastic, the way he said “I’m crying and screaming right now” killed me internally

[@Kijad]

I was crying and screa-... wait *DAMMIT*

[@bear8379]

“I’m shakin and cryin rn“

[@SirAlexanderr]

I’m shaking and crying rn

[@bellaboone5446]

“We had bucket children - also called cups” made me laugh harder than I should have 🤣

[@ladyembric5176]

Watching these and knowing there were more endings convinced me to play this game for myself, I discovered the best thing ever. When you go to the boss's office and go down the elevator you can go back up. You to the office and then back down the elevator. Do this several times and you get a very unique ending 👌

[@heathermeade8861]

I know that ending

[@dyzium964]

The Stanley Parable: A game where you can have an existential crisis over a bucket

[@koolaid33]

I see buckets of green, red buckets too. I see buckets blue, from me and buckets. And I think to bucket, what a wonderful bucket.

[@madster01]

Never gonna give bucket up Never gonna let bucket down Never gonna run around and desert bucket

[@Toastility]

SomeBUCKET once told me the bucket is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the bucket. She was lookin kinda dumb with her bucket and her thumb in the shape of an L on her bucket.

[@day9811]

The creator of Stanley Parable confirmed that they just basically found old-timey footage and tried to fit a script that can go with the visuals. The video you guys saw is similar to the old promotional vid for the original Stanley Parable (yes there was one like this before, too. check it out its hilarious). They wanted to make this one a promotional one too, but because of the unique and odd nature of whether or not this game was a "sequel", they didn't use it to market the game. They instead hid the vid they put way too much effort into right inside the game itself. If this doesn't scream Stanley Parable I don't know what will.

[@chicken7482]

Ah! another Doug Doug fan! Good to see more people who enjoy his content!

[@cleverman383]

@@chicken7482 Personally I prefer Doug Doug Doug, it's a sequel to Doug Doug with all the Doug content you'd expect, but even more Doug, without straying too far so that it remains familiar and comfortable.

[@day9811]

@@chicken7482 Helloooo! Awesome to see you guys here, too!

[@day9811]

@@cleverman383 What about Doug Doug Doug Doug though? 👀

[@cleverman383]

@@day9811 That one's just a shameless cash grab from a studio too lazy to come up with anything new who knows their fans will purchase anything they sell

[@darthnear7263]

Woah! His level of intellect peaks at a big range, and so does his incredible looks. This makes me shed tears, along with the irresistable urge to scream.

[@grahamlawrence3665]

Wait what if he walked back in the closet as “the second player”

[@danieltdgames7602]

Slimecicle did that, and it says something along the lines of "oh no, not you too" Idk if you can do it as the third player

[@animegurlmbp]

"We had bucket children, also called 'cups'." I will never look at cups the same again 😀

[@blvckskull7954]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you mean minors?!

[@SketchUT]

Thimble = newborn bucket Cup = child bucket Bucket = bucket Pool = elderly bucket

[@lisababbs8303]

@@SketchUT dear god 🤯🤯🤯

[@oscarfyrk9167]

a bucket is just a sequal to a cup

[@blvckskull7954]

@@SketchUT what about bottles and barrels and tanks

[@downloadableconnor8441]

Jack hiring the Narrator is such a baller move. Got a genuinely bust out laugh from me. Thank you for that.

[@moonstenebrocity]

37:56 - 38:06 THE NARRATOR AND SEAN LAUGHING TOGETHER IS SO WHOLESOME HELP

[@snekgaming1328]

During your perception and reality rant a huge clap of thunder went off and nearly knocked my power out YOU'VE BECOME TOO POWERFUL JACK

[@magicmanticore3536]

Me after this ending: “The audience didn’t realize jack was lying to them all along, he was in fact not done with the Stanley Parable”

[@Tazerboy_10]

😀

[@blueewillowtrees6194]

😀

[@DoYaThingTM]

😀

[@blissfullsakura1776]

😀

[@ishshtidjs1230]

😃

[@madster01]

I swear Jack is getting recognition in EVERY game there is. He has become the Stan Lee of videogames. Edit: or should I say… *Stanley* of videogames. Ahahha.. yeah I see the door thanks.

[@allyterps9223]

Oh yes 😂😂😂

[@Pyro-0369]

Next they give him a skin in the newest dont starve update!

[@joshwidgery-webbermusic7991]

Funnie

[@clickyclack2128]

fortnite battle pass

[@tadadoterson6147]

@@Pyro-0369yes

[@hayashidashiori7362]

"You like Manly things, like taxes and cheating at baseball!" "Cheating at Minecraft.. No, that's a very childish thing to do." THE (what I'm assuming is;) ROAST ON DREAM IS GOLDEN 💀

[@augustecle9349]

for those who dont want context, just go to 30:19 and watch jack hesitate about the fact that a tractor is maybe a bucket, enjoy

[@Nathan-FG01]

This video summed up Narrator: this is a bucket. Jack: dear god. Narrator: wait there's more. Jack: No!

[@TerrorbyteTC]

I teleported bread.

[@gregorton9139]

I thought of the exact same thing when I saw "Is this a bucket?"

[@cjearnest203]

Good meme

[@thevioletskull8158]

I love this

[@pamelarlynn]

it contains a bucket

[@colekiesler6721]

Jack: “You may have noticed something very ominous about the narrator.” Everyone: “The lore has now reached the roof at becoming very mind blowing.”

[@Pawtacle]

The lore is indeed so deep - for example, did you know that the narrator is actually the concept of divorce itself? ...All thanks to the twitch chat of the writers brother... -_>

[@largeboi4678]

@@Pawtacle I forgot about that DougDougDoug stream! Can’t believe they’re brothers, shits crazy

[@drawingdragon]

@@Pawtacle I love how Davey simultaneously gave us lore-hungry scavengers tidbits like "432 is the settings person" and "Yes Stanley is married, that's canon" only to throw us for a loop again with things like "the Narrator is the platonic concept of divorce itself."

[@Mezzy..]

I cannot believe Jacksepticeye and Narrator are in the same universe

[@demagischewereldvanalexand1128]

32:18 I'm sorry, did Jack just say exactly what theory I have had for months of which I thought I was the only one who thought of that? Jack you're my hero!

[@moabman14]

Narrator: This is a bucket Jack: Dear God Narrator: There’s more Jack: NO Narrator: 👁👄👁

[@madster01]

I feel proud for understanding the reference

[@kloppthedestroyeryt7238]

I love this

[@ItsMeLarky]

IT CONTAINS A BUCKET

[@vader567]

@Lucas Gawor The guy whose video you were watching... idk why you are confused.

[@CalamityCanyon]

Jack: You did not read mine! Narrator, sighing: ...Does it say you want the bucket? Jack: YES.

[@kedo]

I knew Jack would continue the series, Stanley Parable is such a unique and fun game though it's quite the hassle to playthrough

[@BlazedOnYoutube]

how are you verified.

[@ThomasTM_]

@@BlazedOnKZbin It’s a bought account with all the old videos privated

[@vaskovallidis552]

@@ThomasTM_ Another one of these?

[@funl]

@@vaskovallidis552 ye they're exponentially growing

[@JATEK0S]

bucket

[@bluejadeblue]

sean making the connection between Inside and Stanley Parable was exactly what i was thinking!! i love them both and they're so incredibly creative it's truly inspiring

[@InfamousFunkster]

It would be hilarious if bumpscosity affected how much Stanley bumps up and down when he walks. At a 1000 he's practically hitting his head on the ceiling

[@DJYoungBeast]

the narrator pronouncing "Jessica" as "JessicER" is a incredibly underrated joke. For those that don't get it, its one of the easiest ways for people speaking non north American accented English to sound north American is to avoid using soft Rs.

[@ambriasaunders1869]

I thought her name was actually Jessicer! 😅

[@greatmysteriesoflife8436]

Ambria is a nicer name anyway :D

[@acupofcoffee7545]

delaying P.z*-.zp

[@Only_Ghostix]

" with the bucket in his arms again, he was home"- my favorite line

[@sydneymcquade82]

Wow he is so smart and handsome. I’m crying and screaming right now.

[@lightbulbplush]

22:35 “Toodle-pip!” -Narrator 2022

[@belugatoons]

"Heck yes!" Jacksepticeye thought to himself, "My life kicks ass!" And he backflipped all the way to work.

[@somebodyd4645]

BAHAHAHAHAHGH

[@Takimo_Yin]

İ laughed way harder than i had to

[@hoshitoshi]

LMFAOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST COMMENT

[@Clioy]

This is the best comment fr

[@Cyan476]

And then Jack saw Stanley which is a weird considerate?

[@tylerrecord967]

The Stanley parable 2: “Is this a bucket?🪣” Jacksepticeye: “ Quick existential crisis”

[@impoverishedcalamari9270]

Dear god😰

[@oPo7126]

😰😰😰

[@EmiPlayzMC]

@La Von Hawkins *_No.._*

[@angrymandanthecommenter]

*Jacksepticeye 2

[@5trawb3ry_m1lk2]

OH GREAT HEAVENS 😰

[@Peeps40836]

I absolutely love the intro so much. I wish the narrator can narrate my life, but I’d be afraid that my life will be more boring than Stanley’s life.

[@yuko6794]

21:54 Cas van de Pol's art style, I so love his work 💀

[@AnnaIsAnna]

"stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers" Jack proceeds to laugh and then instantly switch to serious mode and compliment this perfect specimen of a game, even giving credit to inside from bo burnham. Well done jack. Well done.

[@devnangiapreplotus9526]

What, where? Can you elaborate a bit please? I love bo and i didnt see how it correlated. Timestamp?

[@AnnaIsAnna]

@@devnangiapreplotus9526 right, so right after the line was said he laughs quite allot, but right before he enters another door he goes on a tangent about how this game is good

[@thebush6379]

Couple minutes later: "oh so that's where it came from"

[@jasmincharli]

@@devnangiapreplotus9526 37:55 and 40:00

[@kingkeevettv7286]

Bucket

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

“This, is a bucket” “Dear god . . .” “There’s more” *“No . . .”*

[@edriameli5254]

Stolen

[@werewolfwill7126]

"This is a bucket" "Dear god..." Read more "ok..."

[@potatojellified1648]

I teleported bread.

[@okanda259]

it contains the dying wish of every man in here.

[@evocuff2144]

@@edriameli5254 or this is the first joke everyone thought of

[@mazonga789]

Wow! He's so smart and handsome! He's even considerate to leave some endings for us to find ourselves!

[@Remora_7]

I relate to sean's adhd experience so much. i've been off my meds until recently for about two years and that feeling of "i cant start anything i care about because im afraid i wont finish it" is really hard to push through. im so glad i was able to start taking meds again. i've already gotten 2 projects done and i've only been medicated for a month!

[@SexFounder]

He HAS to get the “comedic timing” ending, otherwise i will remove the bucket stickers

[@alexispadronespinosa5707]

obamaa

[@schmuglbubcam]

@@joshuastabe2850 Care

[@omegadragons321]

don’t touch the bucket >:(

[@speederman0585]

Don't get your terrorist fingers on our bucket

[@Voornoek]

obamna

[@qui3041]

This is, this is why Jacksepticeye is one of my favorite KZbinrs, that was some of the best cinematography I've yet seen, and he actually listened to us about that there was a lot of content he didn't saw in the game.

[@emilygratz9203]

29:08 so glad they included this, now Narrator and Stanley can just have a fun guessing game together.

[@dominikaabedz5238]

"My body is a bucket for emotions and feelings" Loved the philosophy class with Jackscepticeye today

[@ziwuri]

I feel like that's got more to do with art or drama. A philosophical question would be "what is emotion" or "am I the same as my body".

[@stormlordeternal7663]

How has no one made the connection of that old children's book "Have you filled a bucket today" by Carol McCloud

[@chihuahuainacone]

I would have actually passed away if the narrator has said "i'm crying and shitting rn"

[@kingkeevettv7286]

Bucket

[@atemoc]

@@kingkeevettv7286 Suscket

[@kingkeevettv7286]

@@atemoc bucket

[@atemoc]

@@kingkeevettv7286 *Stanley took the bucket in his arms*

[@seanfranklin8679]

@@kingkeevettv7286 bucket

[@not_here2]

32:04 don't say it... don't say it... OUTER WILDS REFRENC- *piano falls on head*

[@jamez6398]

I like how he said there are no more endings left when he got, like, less than half the endings. He didn't get the powerful with the bucket ending, the apartment ending, the real person ending, the comedic timing ending, the cold feet with or without the bucket endings, the vent with the bucket ending, the bottom of the mind control facility with the bucket ending, the going back up the elevator with or without the bucket endings, the activating the mind control facility controls with the bucket ending, the coward with or without the bucket endings, the insanity with the bucket ending, the confusion ending, or the 3 out of bounds endings. Easily would've been enough endings for another video or even two...

[@colleenglanville8293]

*"Did You Know That Breakfast Is Getting A Sequel? That's Right, It's Called Lunch!"* God, I love this game lol! 😂😂😂

[@biggamer8834]

sequels everywhere

[@colleenglanville8293]

@@biggamer8834 Sequels are awesome lol! 👏😂👍

[@Da_TboneLife]

And the sequel to lunch is dinner/supper and that's the prequel to breakfast which is the prequel to lunch which is a prequel to dinner/supper.

[@colleenglanville8293]

@@Da_TboneLife My mind is absolutely blown away. 🤯 It’s like a never ending line up of sequels and prequels! 🤯

[@Da_TboneLife]

@@colleenglanville8293 it's a loop

[@zitro4907]

jacks realization of finding the drugs and hookers joke was a solid passive character arc

[@primatelover99]

i remember his reaction to it the first time he played the game 😭

[@kingkeevettv7286]

Bucket

[@KINGDEEGIPOO]

“Wow! He is so smart and handsome!”

[@thesnep4757]

Wow, he's so smart and handsome! I'm crying and screaming right now.

[@jblen]

The whole 'everything is a bucket' is like a topology joke. Everything with no holes can be a bucket, and then how many handles it has is how many holes it has, so topologically everything could be the same as a bucket. Walls are buckets with no handles. Straws are buckets with one handle. Fidget spinners are buckets with 3 handles.

[@tukamousa9025]

As a topology nerd, I appreciate this comment very deeply.

[@mikaelfoster9726]

@@tukamousa9025 coffee cups are donuts

[@zachman938]

This is some mario the idea vs mario the man shit

[@njackson6807]

@@zachman938 perchance

[@chim-chimkerfuffles9612]

holy hell dude.

[@jstarrett0193]

If everything is a bucket, then does that mean the Bucket Destroyer was a cannibal?

[@damianlego3840]

Maybe, but it also means that the bucket destroyer accomplished it's goal if you think about it.

[@DSJoLyne]

The Bucket Destroyer™ itself was not a bucket, as shown with how it's still there with the Narrator and Stanley

[@SherlockX-sx5xk]

@@DSJoLyne well actually the narrator did bring back every thing so maybe it is a bucket because it wasnt blackness with the bucket destroyer yk

[@jakewolph6368]

It's a bucket to contain the remains of other destroyed buckets.

[@somebody2528]

Welp. Now I’m questioning life

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Jack being able to hire the narrator just proves how great he is

[@Ag3nt_0f_Chaos]

The quote “Stanley, I can’t keep doing this. I’m losing myself, and myself is all I ever had to begin with.” is so powerful

[@alexanderbill7128]

I laughed my ass off when he started “blackmailing” the audience to but his coffee. Because immediately once it finished, an Ad for Chrome with the “browse without the fear of being phished” played XD comedic irony

[@TinaGloria2012]

I got kids blackmailing Virgin cruises for not letting kids on their boats in song form. 🤣🤣

[@blue_shadow6176]

@@TinaGloria2012 what

[@TinaGloria2012]

@@blue_shadow6176 That's the ad I got right after Sean blackmailed us to buy his coffee. Kids blackmailing Virgin Voyages for not letting kids on their boats.

[@blue_shadow6176]

@@TinaGloria2012 I understand that but I had several strokes trying to read that text

[@TinaGloria2012]

@@blue_shadow6176 lol it was just funny so I thought I'd continue the trend because I knew there was an ad break coming at that point. So no matter what ad I got I was going to be like, this is what I got. Apparently I got a banger lol.

[@dice6541]

46:44 “If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice” rush did it first in freewill!

[@Just.nathans]

2024 and I am still crying and screaming right now

[@CrokedBlueCreeper101]

I know he said he wouldn't, but endings I'd love Jack to see: -Going to the phone room past the cargo lift and unplugging the phone -Going downstairs instead of to the boss' office with the bucket -Escape pod with and without bucket -Press conference endings (With and without)

[@Burning_Dwarf]

Escape pod with bucket is hilarious

[@tedioustotoro4885]

Can’t forget the ending where Stanley teaches the bucket the importance of the number three

[@nickdejager8873]

@@Burning_Dwarf Bucket went to another planet, where the blue-green sun gave it fabulous bucket powers.

[@BeckDawgGaming]

Or what about when you go to the sequel with the bucket and go and get another bucket

[@Zealox]

@@BeckDawgGaming he does that in the end

[@JasonSmith-lb1nx]

I’m actually really allergic to bumpscosity, and I’m now in the hospital. Thanks a lot Jack.

[@bluebell6569]

This is really intolerant of you. I actually need bumpscocity to live. If I didn't have my bumpscocity medication.... Stop spreading your anti-bumpscocity retoric!

[@solgaleooflight8703]

You should sue jack for vicious use of bucket

[@absolutebedlam]

Did anyone notice that during the Time War Video, The Narrator called the Young Boy Timmy, until the end where he called him Billy in the RIP 3 YEARS screen?

[@demagischewereldvanalexand1128]

29:04 that transition though!🤣 "Yeah that's a bucket though"

[@nestiboy]

There are a few endings Jack has yet to uncover.... - Walk with the bucket out of the window when stepping out of the office. - Take the bucket through the right door, to the end of the cargo lift and unplug the phone. - Jump down to the bottom of the mind control facility with the bucket. - Go with the bucket through that wooden ramp in the cargo room. - Enter the office of your boss and then quickly go out. A door will open next to Stanley's office, go through there with the bucket. - When taking the lift down to the mind control facility, you can go back up and down, multiple times, this will trigger different endings (with and without bucket) I hope to see Jack check these endings out...The End is never the end!!!

[@KiraTheJobless]

Is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the

[@IlGreven]

He also went through the Whiteboard Ending without getting to the Whiteboard ending...

[@penelopedreadful]

"Because every day with you..." Is a bucket. "Is an adventure." Oh.

[@castor2880]

Yeah I thought the same

[@sofiamazzotti1880]

I’ll never be able to walk through a door again without thinking “what if a door is just a wall bucket?”

[@ronaldusrifal244]

My favorite line in the entire game 48:28

[@colleenglanville8293]

*"Is This... A Bucket?"* Jack: Yes? Also Jack: *goes through an existential crisis* Also Jack again: Yeah, that's a bucket though.

[@Discord-ub4ig]

I don't know why but this nearly killed me.

[@colleenglanville8293]

@@Discord-ub4ig It nearly killed me too, and I laugh easily lol! 😂😂😂

[@GlidingKite]

Soldier: *dear god*

[@colleenglanville8293]

@@GlidingKite Dear god, indeed! 😊

[@Mr.Unfantastic]

@@GlidingKite *there is more*

[@X-SPONGED]

45:40 Jack missing The Whiteboard Ending and being able to unlock Dog Mode is one of the saddest things I've ever seen in a Stanley Parable Playthrough ever. It was right there...

[@alternatevortex1168]

Where is the whiteboard ending?

[@ShapeShifter499]

didn't he do that last video?

[@wowitslena]

What're the endings you're talking about? I'm confused and I'm sure he won't make another video.

[@mekhakreature]

For all the people confused in the replies, the Whiteboard "ending" has to do with the Blue Office that randomly spawns. One of the doors is able to be opened by the player and has a whiteboard inside stating "Whiteboard Ending" and in the lower right of the board, you can click/select it to turn on Dog Mode. This mode makes all your clicks turn into dog barks. It's delightful. Though, despite what the board says, no end is triggered by seeing the room or the blue office or anything of that sort.

[@jasonkeats931]

Jack being angry about the destruction of the buckets reminded me of a line from an underrated show called Burn Notice "...I will rain hell down upon you until one of us is dead, and I am really, *really* good at raining down hell." - Michael Weston

[@GippyHappy]

The QR code in-game leading to the website is very clever, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed it wasn't a rick roll

[@mattwood1562]

That’s because the game is never gonna let you down

[@MeelsOnWeels]

Dude, hiring the actual narrator is such a Boss move. So cool.

[@holliswilliams8426]

Very common in games journalism, everyone does it.

[@user-gt8kz5qw7q]

LIKE A BOSS

[@sharonv3597]

There's another secret: In the original Stanley Parable, near the boss' office, if you entered and exited the door without actually entering the room, the door would be locked and all of the other doors will be open, revealing a secret room. Try to do it with and without the bucket. Also, somewhere around 50:40, something moved near the desk.

[@alistairrichard8490]

If you do it with the bucket it’s gone then after a reset you get a replacement

[@BottomGear2]

@@alistairrichard8490 You can find the escape pod with the bucket in the epilogue afterward

[@mattygee6852]

Just your imagination mate lol

[@mattygee6852]

@radbradboy there can always be another episode

[@sharonv3597]

@@mattygee6852 I meant near 50:53, when Sean picks up the bucket.

[@sunnyflower999]

Jack: plays the game while making jokes Also Jack: *Existential Crisis* Me: *also existential crisis from Jack* Jack and me after: “Anyways-“ 😂

[@Titan938]

Bumpscocity was the option Jack chose in the 2nd episode during one of the sliders

[@alittleinfppanda]

I love that the narrator claimed Stanley to be crazy for thinking the bucket can talk but went on a whole spill about what the broom closet was saying.

[@thevioletskull8158]

This is what we call irony

[@Pari05Playz06real]

45:31 Seeing Jack walk past a rare ending just makes me suffer inside.

[@garrsondaulton2058]

What was the rare ending though?

[@Pari05Playz06real]

@@garrsondaulton2058 "Whiteboard ending, only obtained from this office, behind a door

[@bluebell6569]

My inability to not not try to open every door would prove useful for once.

[@I_RefuseTo]

@@bluebell6569 Y E S I L O V E D O O R S

[@bluebell6569]

@@I_RefuseTo It genuinely brings me to the verge of screaming whenever someone doesn't scour over everything/try every door in a game play LMAO -- especially in games like the Stanley Parable

[@ChaoticStar420]

I absolutely love this! The intro was amazing, plot was good, it all made me so happy and excited about the entire thing! Thank you Jack