Jaguar’s New Gender Reveal

[@harambae7014]

Turns out "Copy nothing" actually means "Copy the retro-futurist aggressive boxy design of the Cybertruck, but make it gay". This is a Netflix adaptation in automotive form.

[@herbiehusker1889]

The Cybertruck is already gay.

[@CaFe73100]

Brilliant 😂

[@hurricanefury439]

calling either this or the cybertruck "retro-futuristic" is an insult to retrofuturism

[@Ike_of_pyke]

Will say that the cybertruck at least can take a speed bump without reducing it's price value to nickle and buttons due to damage

[@pgmasterson1163]

.."but make it gay". Oh no did they get influence from Kathleen Kennedy - Cartman?? 😅

[@MRMcLean98]

Jaguar: "Copy nothing" Also Jaguar: "Conform to the Current Thing"

[@impactsuit9871]

If by the current thing you mean 2016 politics...

[@BillClinton228]

​@@impactsuit9871 too many people got consulting jobs when wokeism was at its peak. Remember Google bragging about hiring a "diversity officer"? Stopping this madness will require executives with balls... and we all know no such people exist.

[@exaltedcrayon5771]

​@@impactsuit9871woke politics are rather dated 🤣

[@handlebar4520]

So called "free thinkers" in the design team:

[@an8790]

Copy nothing is such a stupid slogan. Artists copy all the time. They shouldn't plagiarize or steal, but if you're into art you know that things rarely come out of nowhere. Copying nothing is literally impossible.

[@SimonJ57]

When it comes to Jaguar, I identify as Non-Buy-Nary.

[@Yarsig]

You know, one thing I hate about my side is when they find a political slogan they find mildly amusing, then proceed to beat it over our heads like a dead horse.

[@tomwinterfishing9065]

Non-buyin-any😂🤙

[@Mmhmmyeahok]

@Yarsig I too hate when we have highly effective propaganda that's catching on and actually working.

[@hyggelounge4601]

🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelokraj]

excuse me, you mean no-buy-any ;)

[@KDMor3]

"the car looks like its having an identity crisis." Yeah...so is its designer...

[@michaelhurlbut4830]

My wife saw the renderings of the pink Jaguar and said: "Is this a Mary Kay Cosmetics car?"

[@poopoppy]

Yes the advert was really dumb. I think that car looks amazing. Even if it was the best, and most reliable car on the market. I would refuse to consider it because of that stupid advert. Just like I did with Gillette.

[@SilvieFicova]

Not Mary Kay - it is a Fairy Gay car

[@deanallan7935]

The gay Batmobile.

[@mickdomingo7276]

Buttmobile

[@bc9554]

Transmobile

[@adamcetinkent]

The Robinmobile

[@Username18981]

They stole their concept from a Chrysler 300s and crossfire.

[@vixtex]

🤣

[@BlueGrimgrin]

It comes in two models: F2M and M2F.

[@sphyre1196]

Didn't you mean A2M and M2A?

[@MG-me7iw]

@@sphyre1196 you never go A2M?

[@sphyre1196]

@@MG-me7iw Nah..not my cup of tea, but I am sure Jaguars CEO is a huge fan of being on the receiving end of some quality A2M.

[@Caramelized_Sausage]

​@@sphyre1196 took me awhile to figure out what F2M and M2F means and I'm still not sure if it means what I think it means but then I open the comments.... WHAT THE F**K IS A2M?? 😂😂

[@sphyre1196]

@Caramelized_Sausage Explaining it will just get the comment nuked but if you Google it the first description under A2M meaning should teach you all you DIDN'T want to know. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.

[@Leonardo_Congeni]

Jaguar is unburdening itself from the greatness that has been its company.

[@5347robo]

Unburdened by what has been

[@SimonHughes-rl4jg]

Ha ha, I love it. Maybe Kamala will buy one😂

[@Nundevwizer]

@@SimonHughes-rl4jgshe can’t, she’s 20 mil in debt

[@Sonny_McMacsson]

They all are and have been for awhile.

[@BoopBobBeep]

Dis they mention coming from a middle class.

[@AspectRatioPolice]

designed by people who hate cars for people who hate driving.

[@Jaytwisty23]

Also by people that just hate people

[@localbod]

💯🎯

[@localbod]

@@Jaytwisty23 You win. 😉😁

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

And now we know why they didn't put it in the ad.

[@ben_1]

I think they did. The pink rock all the creatures were sitting on looked exactly the same.

[@herbiehusker1889]

Tesla: when we made the Cybertruck we designed the ugliest vehicle ever Jaguar: hold my Bud Light

[@falcongamer58]

Tesla: hold my blinker fluid Jaguar: hold my gender fluid

[@falcongamer58]

Hold my gender fluid

[@falcongamer58]

Tesla: hold my blinker fIuid Jaguar: hold my 9ender fIuid

[@CharlesWhite-j4f]

At least the Cybertruck is quite masculine looking

[@zSion]

I like them both, mainly just because I love futuristic looking cars. The colours and the logos on the Jaguar are terrible though.

[@middknifecrisis]

JAAAG to DRAAAG In under 3 seconds.

[@luke8329]

The best one I've heard.

[@captainz9]

Draguar.

[@realistic_delinquent]

There’s a better one that starts with an F

[@middknifecrisis]

@realistic_delinquent I tried that one first but KZbin said no.

[@johnwerkheiser5555]

Draguar, copy nothing. Perfect for Drag Queen story hour!

[@SameGuy875]

Aiming for Gen Z gay silicon valley CEOs. Buyer base will be rather limited. RIP Jaguar.

[@paulbriere4872]

And for the people who designed the Opening Ceremony of the Paris Olympics.

[@keepingitreal618]

@@paulbriere4872100%

[@martino2794]

Gay Asian doctors will like it

[@gusty9053]

They got that name right: Type 00 as in 0 sales.

[@johnjakson444]

Peter Thiel could be the only customer than

[@GarfieldRex]

Even the Pink Panther wouldn't drive that car.

[@chreg89]

Kink Panther

[@jayg1438]

this looks like a high school project at the school that hosted the show 'Glee'

[@Michellex1]

They look like toy cars for Barbie and Ken.

[@karaperrio-du5gs]

That is so true great comment.😆

[@mmadmic]

No, for Ken and Jim.

[@artfx9]

​@Outofrder No, its ugly AF

[@jancreighton]

pink and blue huh? colours are weirdly 'binary', for a non binary car ... jus' sayin'

[@Enoverdoskaffe]

doesn't barbie drive a corvette?

[@richardcorwin1828]

Draguar..... May God have Mercy on us.

[@ld3418]

Brilliant!

[@matt_kelly]

I see you took the high road and didn't use the bundle of sticks word, good show.

[@FoxtrotFleet]

Try it with an F

[@Xahnel]

Yeah booooi, I've been saying DRAGUAR since the ad came out! Spread the word! Stop deadnaming, the company is now DRAGUAR

[@free_at_last8141]

Gaguar.

[@paulw7404]

As a Jag owner- I actually almost vomited when I saw this car.

[@nottmfunguy]

I nearly spat my coffee out and laughed.

[@poopoppy]

I think that car looks amazing. Yes the advert was really dumb. Even if it was the best, and most reliable car on the market. I would refuse to consider it because of that stupid advert. Just like I did with Gillette.

[@littlecente1133]

@@poopoppyagreed - I’m a Wilkinson Sword man now

[@jimtaylor294]

Yup. It's as brand suicide a move, as the Aztek was for Pontiac.

[@JaylenTurner-JT]

Same. I ain't buying it Thats for sure.

[@karliceton3304]

Lady Penelope s pink roller springs to mind. 🤷‍♂️

[@KiAownage]

that at least had some shape and definition to it

[@karliceton3304]

@ very true! 👍

[@DarthEvilicus]

I’ve seen pinewood derby cars with more aesthetic appeal

[@DerreckSequeira]

ive seen cub scouts with more artistic integrity

[@sqwalnoc]

I guess they just decided they didn't want a company anymore

[@offshoretomorrow3346]

Jaguar: priceless brand, let down by too many insipid products. Solution: ditch the brand.

[@jypsumfantastic]

I was just christmas shopping. And theres something about these jaguar cars that reminds me of the make-up sections in the department stores. The metallic pink with gold accents and even the new logo all look like the aesthetic of make up brands.

[@Marilena-y9j]

That's it !!! That's it !!! This kind of packaging, so to speak, definitely reminded me of something and I couldn't quite retrieve it from my brain-file.

[@gusty9053]

And that detailing made me think of a corrugated shed. Truly "exclusive".

[@woodrmp1]

Well that’s what you get when you have a guy who wears a mesh shirt as your head of marketing. I’m picturing their meetings being a bunch of Mr Slaves bouncing around going “ohh Jesus chrriiiiii” 😂

[@rationalbacon5872]

This makes me sad. In my youth I valeted cars at a fancy hotel. I always loved parking the jags. They smelled like real leather, they were luxurious, the attention to detail and smooth driving experience made other car brands feel like plastic toy cars. Now they've become a plastic toy car.

[@RepresentWV]

To be fair, it isn’t jaguar anymore. That company was tossed around and sold out to the point it has no identity, and it shows in the design. You valeted Jaguars, not whatever this is.

[@malcolmapplet4313]

That's as close as I ever got to one and man did those cars move!

[@mikey6214]

Thunderbirds are go! Lady Penelope’s new ride

[@OmegaTou]

"Burgers?" 😂😂😂

[@josephboot1]

It's for the people who appeared in the commercial!

[@nick1635]

That's the thing though, ultra woke people are anti-car. I would really like to know who Jaguar thinks is going to buy that thing. They have killed their business for sure.

[@KeithAllen-pg8ep]

So the model is Draguar L2Q+?

[@jpcaretta8847]

People ???

[@jamble7k]

they don't buy cars they take government approved green public transport {you will own nothing}

[@cyberleaderandy1]

They want crazy Hollywood types with 15 pronouns to buy it

[@zippypilot]

I believe that the main dealerships for these, are selected Ann Summers outlets.

[@Duranous.]

Nice, a car for the Pink Panther.

[@CaFe73100]

Yaaas Yaaas 😂😂😂

[@vangoghsear8657]

Pink Panther wouldn't even get behind this.

[@techjunkie68smusicandtech56]

@@vangoghsear8657 he would deserve much better than this abomination!

[@Duranous.]

@@vangoghsear8657 Idk man, the pink panther has some gaudy taste although I imagine him more behind a pink 1930's car... maybe a pink jaguar ss1?

[@eccehomer8182]

Definitely looks like a rinky-dinky toy.

[@charlesrogers8420]

Aston Martin must be laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TomSherwood-z5l]

OH no. Pray they are not wanting to compete.

[@pd4689]

If you use AI and say 'design me a pink car that's a cross between a cardboard box and a 1969 fastback but bigger', this is what pops out.

[@andrewbrown3304]

I just tried that, and the most random shit ice ever seen was generated. One image was a penguin flying a pink biplane. A woman sleeping on a living wolf rug. A black suited mech dude looking like a Nazi walking between two rows of white mech soldiers, in a narrow street, in a Chinese shanty town. I don't really know anything about AI, but I don't think the site I used is very good 😂 It didn't come up with a single car. 😂

[@indigenoussober407]

Jaguar: It’s not woke!!!! 😡 Also Jaguar: Concept reveal is 2 cars in baby blue and pink like the Trans Flag

[@vixtex]

💯🎯

[@swilleh_]

wait for the pride month, then it's going to be a trans flag and then it'll go away again

[@offshoretomorrow3346]

OMG - you're right. Marketed by narcissists for narcissists...

[@poopoppy]

Yes the advert was really dumb. I think that car looks amazing. Even if it was the best, and most reliable car on the market. I would refuse to consider it because of that stupid advert. Just like I did with Gillette.

[@manfrombritain6816]

you mean like the colours incredibly strongly associated with baby girls and boys?

[@misterx51-h8j]

In a museum this model would be labeled as 'The Failure Model' or 'Jaguar - The Great Downfall'.

[@CharlesWhite-j4f]

Ford Edsel Mark II

[@notshapedforsportivetricks2912]

The Headstone is tbe appropriate model name.

[@vangoghsear8657]

Every car looks the same now. Doesn't matter the brand. Any famous person who drives or buys one of these will instantly make themselves into a meme.

[@jasperpike242]

Just like the Segway, when revealed everyone said " Is THAT It!!"

[@woodrmp1]

When you pull your car into the garage at night, does it say “is it in yet?” 😂

[@edwardsierpowski3839]

Remember when Homer Simpson was given free rein to design the car of his dreams? Nightmare. This is a similar situation.

[@alexanderwood3465]

This reminds me of the 'hello, I'm an electric car, I don't go very fast... or very far...' scene in The Simpsons

[@rwberger6]

"The homer" actually had great features, homer just had no sense for aesthetics or cost.

[@treesurgeon2441]

I thought Homers car was actually pretty swell

[@MrFrank107]

As a professional graphic artist, I believe that the Jaguar rebranding has been a flop! Whoever signed off on this project, should be fired!

[@vixtex]

💯🎯

[@wobblybobengland]

As a vehicle architect, I'd say that they have a massive bridging gap in the development of their next product.

[@sourdoughed]

Yeah the advert distracted most people from how awful the redesigned logo is - even if you do back the strategy

[@johnjakson444]

she was already fired once by the Bud lite marketing company

[@localbod]

They will when Jaguar goes bankrupt.

[@St.IsaacOfSyria]

Whatever happened to british racing green. Literally the best color

[@vixtex]

💯🎯

[@wobblybobengland]

XJ13

[@turboslag]

Statistically, green is the most accident prone colour for cars.

[@realistic_delinquent]

@@wobblybobengland XKSS

[@KeithAllen-pg8ep]

Puke green would be more apt.

[@Salmon_Rush_Die]

Just wait til you learn about the brass rail, the stone plinth, & the totems.

[@RockyBergen]

I really respect your restraint! Gonna follow you for that.

[@PopCultureCat]

This car says “power bottom”.

[@ThisVids4U-c2w]

I don't know what that is and I'm ok with that.

[@Xahnel]

Nobody who buys one of these is in charge of anything.

[@magisterrleth3129]

It's *ay and electric, perfect description.

[@magisterrleth3129]

It's electric and effete, a perfect description.

[@Sonamyfan875]

Well now I HAVE to get one.

[@MacDKB]

"...New Gender Reveal". Well-played, sir. Well-played. lol...

[@johnjakson444]

Loving all these double engenders

[@Dave_Parrott]

Jaguar: from some of the most beautiful, classy vehicles in all of history, to... this.

[@HannahHarbourDeep]

Kind of like what woke culture did to western civilization.

[@Dave_Parrott]

@@HannahHarbourDeep Funny, that. Must just be a coincidence.

[@poopoppy]

Yes the advert was really dumb. I think it looks great. Yes classic jags are amazing. They had to change it up. As they weren't making money. That advert is so bad. That no self respecting man would buy it. Basically they alienated themselves, from a massive chunk of their perspective consumers.

[@OTH89]

E Pace, I Pace, F Pace... All "beautiful"

[@phantomflame0658]

@@OTH89 I think the F pace is quite handsome looking, the other though are pretty "meh". SUV's are never gonna look as good as a low sleek sedan or coupe

[@realistic_delinquent]

8:18 it’s not a technological marvel. The statistics presented indicate it will be about half as impressive as a Chinese knockoff of a Tesla.

[@auxityne]

This company once built the XJ220. It's like falling off the very top of Everest.

[@Hordebarraged]

The only person I can see stepping out of this thing is Jimmy Saville.

[@Ramiro-Agarra-Luquivenga]

Liberace as well.

[@chreg89]

Gary Glitter

[@douglaswright2143]

When you are unburdened by what has been

[@wobblybobengland]

Cheers! Down the hatch!

[@mazza4190]

'The rinky-dink Panther'. A panther that is ever so pink, he really is a groovey cat.... I can hear it now.

[@Mobile_Chernobyl]

I think it’s better looking than the cyber truck.

[@DarthEvilicus]

This looks like a car from GTA III

[@KeithAllen-pg8ep]

.... that no-one would bother stealing.

[@JoeBlow-f4f]

It's a streamlined Dodge Magnum station wagon from the 90s with a gay twist

[@malcolmapplet4313]

I thought it had Dodge Charger written all over it but you're right. Dodge Dick Tracy station wagon.

[@VonnegutsGhost]

That’s not gonna get over the speed bumps… looks like the FAB1 from Thunderbirds, got to be a puppet to buy one!

[@NeilBarratt]

I wonder what it weighs.

[@davidripley2916]

-" Yus, m'lady!" 🚗

[@colinsturrock688]

Plenty storage for your purses under the massive bonnet needed to cover the v12 that isn't there anymore

[@GrahamDyson-h9z]

Who indeed is this 'car' for ? Might be 'good call' for the inevitable 'Barbie 2' movie.

[@ferb1131]

It looks kind of like the car I made out of cereal packets for a school project when I was in Year 6.

[@nelsonclub7722]

We bought a lotus Elise S1 when they first came out for the fun - it was at the time a true unique sports car but one that had its heritage at heart; and we still have it today 80,000 miles later - being different and unique is ok so long as you can pull in enough people to believe in the essence of your brand not just your car - we would not buy an electric Lotus for the same reasons we bought the original - I hope Jaguar know what they are doing but I fear they have uprooted themselves and wandered into a rainbow just before the sun goes in.

[@IkariTheWraith]

In black and silver or gold this would be a much more interesting "art deco" design.

[@napoleonfeanor]

Yes, it really reminded me of some cars from that period without knowing the model names. That is such a marketing fail

[@stenstensson2610]

It would almost look like the Batman; the animated series Batmobile in black

[@coldbreeze6344]

And White with a union jack on it

[@falcongamer58]

A Mazda CX suv or a Miata look much more luxurious than this bar of conspicuous soap

[@falcongamer58]

Even a Mazda CX suv and Miata look more luxurious than the conspicuous slab of soap that is the Jaguar Type 00

[@calvache66]

From Jaguar to pink panther

[@jbuk4369]

Ha! Clever comment. 😅

[@kenrides]

It's astounding to me this is the same company that made cars like the E-type, XJ220, and Project 8.

[@techbricks5300]

And the wheels look like flags... flying backwards. They put the alloys on the wrong side.

[@Ike_of_pyke]

Ground clearance never heard of it

[@Leon_Sullivan]

I wonder if Jag will sell an optional 8" lift kit w/ the highest trim level.

[@sexistspaghettios]

​@@Leon_Sullivan No. Too masculine.

[@schrodingerscat1863]

It's a concept car, they are always ridiculously impractical. However usually that is to make them so amazing looking that people get really excited about the brand ready for the actual production model. This is just terrible even as a concept.

[@OTH89]

Concept car, never heard of them?

[@Ike_of_pyke]

@@OTH89 the fact they're trying to advertise their new future line to the general public with a concept that won't be close to production instead of what's potentially going to be the production model is imo a bit goofy. I'd understand if this was being shown at an auto exhibit with the explicit tag "these are concepts for the next generation of Jaugar "but instead it feels like they're going "this is the car *" ("*this isn't the car just a concept ") with this ad campaign

[@HaiLsKuNkY]

the two colours make up the trans flag , the baby blue and baby pink 🏳‍⚧

[@1312Johnny]

Aaaah, nonce-mobile!

[@kathrineici9811]

It’s because the man who made it was a pdf

[@vixtex]

💯🎯

[@1312Johnny]

@ 👏😆

[@manfrombritain6816]

also the two colours incredibly strongly associated with baby girls and boys...

[@gnarlpineambusher]

They look like low poly count cars from a PS1 game.

[@nelsonclub7722]

Original was so good tho

[@dacknostrum]

No, it looks like a build engine attempt at a car.

[@Danbotology]

Ridge Racer

[@MR_THINQ]

I’ve branded car companies and what concerns me is that the concept cars launched are in 2 of the least popular selling colours. The global market for blue and pink cars is almost non existent, especially within the luxury 150k+ market (example : Ferrari, who sell less than 100 blue cars a year) If they make a gold version it may sell, depending on certain design considerations.

[@GenX-Memories]

Remember about 10 years ago when all of the companies started making HUGE emblems on their vehicles, all at the same time? It's the same thing here. Art schools are teaching designers to go for a postmodern, ultra-simplified look, and it's going to cross all brands in time.

[@Stevenc1984]

Lady Penelope

[@aking-plums6985]

The new FAB 1.

[@nelsonclub7722]

Lady Penelope just told Parker to drive it to Barbie's house and leave it there.

[@eccehomer8182]

Home Parker.

[@nelsonclub7722]

@@eccehomer8182 Barbies home!!!

[@TheEnrieb]

TransLady Penelope

[@robertodaggis7244]

"Weirdly un-feminine, yet also weirdly feminine". The car or the customer, Carl?

[@Xahnel]

Dressed in the trappings and colors of femininity, but possessing of a distinctly masculine shape.

[@ben_1]

Yes!

[@Xahnel]

@@robertodaggis7244 lol, my comment got deleted.

[@trickyfocus]

Who else remembers the Simpsons episode where Homer discovers his long lost brother, and designs a car at his factory that bankrupts the company.

[@brettjones4733]

😂 the Homer , at least it had cup holders and a musical horn lol

[@kerim.peardon5551]

Don't forget the 2 bubble domes so you don't have to listen to the kids.

[@barleyeducated8714]

Well, actually there was a part 2 that got canned. It seems that Homer was right and they sold like hotcakes making everyone millionaires. But that would have changed the Simpsons story line forever. Also see Easy Money with Rodney Dangerfield. :P

[@malcolmapplet4313]

Or the Canyonero episode and everybody but Homer knew it was the female edition because it had a lipstick holder instead of a cigarette lighter. Every couple years I'll go on a Simpsons binge.

[@carolinecolgan9867]

I think you're right Carl. The only place we'll see this car in the future will be in museums, and it should hold pride of place right next to the Edsel.

[@andrefelixstudio2833]

Obviously Jag designers were thinking they were making a HOT WHEELS toy not a real car!

[@annacurransmotherofmeghanc1841]

Mid 2000's Chrysler product line

[@JohnCompton1]

I can only imagine rapper's driving that brutal slab of an automobile...

[@legiran9564]

Only the West Coast Diddy clique will drive this thing since they're into this crap. The East Coast rappers will rather be caught dead in this thing.

[@johnbacon4997]

They have better taste

[@m13b]

Wouldn't be doing anything to counter the stereotype that they're all closet homosexuals.

[@sirg-had8821]

Rappers have taste and dignity.

[@WhyteVintageWine]

With a faux long pink fur zuit suit jacket with black jagged stripes. Yellow short faux fur pants. Black patent leather shoes.

[@oswulf3142]

I was wrong. It wasn't a bait and switch. The market they were going for are people who still play with dollies or people who play with the other sort plastic toys.

[@flacjacket]

As someone who is a massive gear head it is my opinion that Jaguar has built more truly beautiful cars than possibly any other manufacturer, its certainly in the top 5. In fact I have an X308 XJ8 in my collection. It's beyond insane to me that a brand with that much cache would walk away from its heritage like this.

[@tommoody728]

Rich Chinese people will still buy it I bet.

[@tomwinterfishing9065]

It’s so amazing! They’re going to sell tens!😄

[@RobsonRoverRepair]

They people they are aiming this for won't be able to afford it. Absolute stupidity.

[@AgentZ7]

Real as it gets

[@vk3hau]

And the people who can afford it won’t want it.

[@johnnhoj6749]

Neither of them.

The flat front end has the aerodynamics of a brick wall.

[@BauregardSenior87]

The last time I bought a jag, I bought it because it had a nice sounding V12 and a driving position that made me look down a bonnet so long it felt like compensation and I loved it. It was a great place to be, a great car to drive and had I known how far jag would fall, I would have probably spent the money to fix it rather than just assuming Jag would always make aspirational cars.

[@Evil0tto]

Is "Pepto-Bismol" a popular color for cars?

[@danielharvey3076]

Looks like a cross between a micro machine and a pink Batmobile

[@Dezzasheep]

Looks like they're aiming for ground effect rather than clearence.

[@Handles_AreStupid]

This is just "what if car, but we limit ourselves to -6 polygons and remove all eye-appealing curvature".

[@robv5188]

They should have had a classic Jag drive into a garage that is shaped like a closet, then hear sounds of sawing/angle grinding with something large dropping on the floor. The the closet door opens and the new pink Jag drives out, with the subheading :"TRANSformation to DRAGster complete".

[@sabersz]

As a car enthusiast I appreciate that despite your admission of not being into cars you still brought up past Jags and even Rolls Royce as what this could've been. To see this spill out from the automotive community into the mainstream is pretty trippy and rarely happens, the last one was the Cybertruck

[@masterstuffing]

Average mary kay cyberpunk enthusiasts

[@HannahHarbourDeep]

Lol

[@streglof]

The new Jags look fine as a car by themselves. But they also look like some random car from Cyberpunk 2077. Very modern sci fi. What they don't look like is a Jaaaaag...

[@TommyTipex]

Agreed. To me they look like a early 2000's concept car from Cadillac or Chrysler or something

[@smoxthybweh]

They looks like low poly renders you would find in old games

[@elobiretv]

Looks more like a futuristic Rolls Royce than a Jag. A futuristic Jag would have been cool to see but this just isn't it.

[@Kempiet]

Looks like the car from thunderbirds

[@mandu9520]

Carl from 5 years ago would definitely want one of these and be very supportive of the 'the message'.

[@HiddenRefuge]

The fastest company any% death speedrun, ever.

[@obliviousicarus]

"Copy Nothing" except for Mercedes, Rolls and Tesla

[@jbuk4369]

And Nike advertising taglines.

[@jbuk4369]

And the Adidas tagline "Impossible is Nothing"

[@queenofnevers6990]

And air-conditioning outside boxes

[@stephengirling7859]

Bottle of red or blue hair dye included!

[@vixtex]

🤣

[@arty7182]

they also threw in a free "detachable penis" holder !

[@quantumphaser]

"Does it come in Black?"

[@Thenogomogo-zo3un]

The aerodynamics of a brick and probably the same handling too

[@CapitalTeeth]

From the front, that car looks like a video game console.

[@femsplainer]

I feel like they heard people refer to modern cars all looking like bars of soap and Jaguar said hold my beer...

[@JAIGH83]

It's a rampant rabbit. There I said it.

[@robertodaggis7244]

@@JAIGH83 This comment tickled me 🤭

[@davidripley2916]

Imagine the " garage" that thing gets put in. . . Big as a house 🏠 lol

[@sirlube1551]

Comes in foot-in-mouth pink and elephant-in-the-room blue.

[@lmcc8798]

Engineers: “We need to lower the drag coefficient.” DEI team: “No, our new customer loves drag! We need to triple it! No! SEXtuple it!”

[@siamiam]

looks like chrysler concept cars from the 90s