Jake and Amir: App Ideas

We are rewatching all of our episodes on / ja ! Also Amir's speech at Jake's wedding. Some animated shorts. Video podcasts, and more!

[@SCMabridged]

"What's the hardest part about reading?" "Finding the time." "Okay, never mind." "Your app idea just says 'the vowels.'" Seriously, one of the funniest lines in the whole show.

[@mickomoo]

SCMabridged apparently Jeff Bezos had a similar idea. www.poynter.org/tech-tools/2016/jeff-bezos-suggested-removing-all-the-vowels-from-washington-post-stories/

[@GeneralMattimo]

Took me a while, At first I read your comment as ""Wht's th hrdst prt bt rdng?" "Fndng th tm." "ky, nvr mnd." "Yr pp d jst sys 'th vwls.'" Srsly, n f th fnnst lns n th whl shw."

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

The funny thing is that Hebrew (Amir's native language) doesn't include vowels in the written form.

[@manavnaik1607]

Sometimes I quote Jake and Amir in public and people think Im absolutely insane.

[@silicalnz3008]

+Manav Naik We can all agree that we hate the Papua New Guinea community

[@wildlydistraughtindividual]

+Manav Naik wow you must be the most special snowflake who has ever lived

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

+smokejc ON A BOOZE CRUISE

[@NikSwiftDigs]

I do this constantly. Made friends and lost them for it.

[@stalemurfies2031]

same

[@zLukkee]

I love how close amir sits next to Jake all the time in these

[@smokejc]

he kinda has to, those are small rooms.

[@galedick4395]

Jake's taking up the whole couch!

[@OurEyesAreYetToOpen]

AMIR! Amir sit there! Sit there, we have the entire couch and I'm not gonna move bec...

[@NikSwiftDigs]

Amir's almost inaudible 'alright' after Jake's informed him "You haven't pitched me one good idea so I wouldn't worry about it." is some of the best acting I have seen.

[@NougatCN]

Lol that's funny, didn't notice that hahah

[@TheArchsage74]

Amir is such a genuine actor. My favorite episode is Swag because of how believable he is.

[@NikSwiftDigs]

For a show based so much on loud, surreal, dramatic and silly performances, they also get real subtly of human emotion in there too.

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

Thanks for pointing that out, great acting

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

"Don't take this as a compliment" "Thank you" gold

[@samchilla]

lol +1 from the Papua New Guinean Community

[@Hotcodservedwarmly]

Awesome lmao

[@yeah24yeah]

I do not know how I got introduced to Jake & Amir, but now I can't get enough. These two are f'n hilarious.

[@averagebusinessmen2]

i'm not always talking about APPS.

[@Enzombie]

"I hate when we fight like this" , that was so cute and wierd

[@CazandBubba]

This is literally one of my top 3 Jjkae and Schmuel videos ever

[@cbtcrushman]

2:03 I love how legit that part is. You actually see him spit and it's improv from there.

[@legoindy111]

Maybe the cracks are from the episode "Birthday Present" and the barbecue sauce is from his app "Ribs"

[@prod_slush9224]

Diva Roach legend

[@tomatoesandradiowire482]

Sometimes I think I’m the biggest Jake and Amir fan and then I meet people like you

[@legoindy111]

@@tomatoesandradiowire482 don't worry, this is the only thing i'm good at

[@tomatoesandradiowire482]

@@legoindy111 diva roach what’s your favorite Jake and Amir episode

[@hereticmusicnz]

i want an app that has Amir say "bah!" everytime i stand up

[@OurEyesAreYetToOpen]

I don't know why but I feel like we're seeing A SINGLE GLIMP of the real Jjkae when he says "treat your stuff better".

[@michaelclarkj]

Glimp : )

[@70sman]

@@michaelclarkj glimpse is plural, duh.

[@virg0_lem0nade]

i'm glad you spelled Jake's name with poetic license

[@declanjames5604]

Made the cardinal sin of quoting Jake and Amir in public, was walking with my sister and said a bad habit I had was “shaking foreigners and demanding they speak English” Did not go down well

[@felixmikael9495]

What happened did someone confront you?

[@avawilliams1598]

i love how it looks like jake really wants to put his arm around amir

[@VishwanathMath9]

By far one of the funniest!

[@vaishnavidodwadkar1323]

Ba! Ba! Ba! Ba! 😄

[@MuffinSparkle]

I used to kind of dislike Amir. I think I love him now.

[@dogspines1514]

Same

[@Avark11]

+selthroWs But he stabbed Amir :(

[@zekest]

Same here

[@shadowslayer284]

selthroWs Same here, but watching him on a binge gives me a headache.

[@michaelholtz599]

I just feel sad for him

[@alexdriaperson7589]

I love how Amir keeps trying to hug jake but jake rejects it.. sad.. but funny xDD

[@Operation_FUBAR]

Lowkey my fave thing about these types of episodes is when they put their arms around each other's backs.

[@wildlydistraughtindividual]

"The case has more bbq sauce on it than the ipad" Yes, that's how cases work.

It wasn’t on the iPad you roach, why would it be dirty

[@swapbriarASMR]

@Wucken Fasted iPhone Case?

[@swapbriarASMR]

@Wucken Fasted jake and amir : iPhone Case

[@TimmyMcGowan]

…Forget it.

[@dewbs815]

He was trying to change the battery... which resulted in cracks and bbq sauce...

[@MinePurpose]

They missed a joke opportunity there.

[@themutantgerbil]

The sauce was from Ribs™

[@onepunchmanlookslikejohnny4089]

themutantgerbil how fif you use the tm thing

[@themutantgerbil]

william wites On windows you hold Alt and then hit 0153 on the numpad. Doesn't work if you don't have a numpad.

[@Zloriwill]

I love how close they are together.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

1:49 this entire take is my favourite Jake and Amir moment ever

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

2:13 “What’s the hardest part about reading?” “Finding the time.” “OK, never mind.” “Your app idea just says ‘the vowels.’” 2:42 “תודה רבה!” In some videos Amir’s Israeliness just shines out. ZH STRTP NTN

[@ericclay4707]

Possibly the greatest intro to a Jake and Amir episode.

[@sanaaqahera]

I used to know a guy who was a watered down version of Amir. He once described to me how he dissected a snail using his sister's kit. It was funny and also lies.

[@TheXBRGUY]

This is TOTALLY the best Jake and Amir ever!!! :)

[@bouchandre]

BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH

[@AwayFromTheWorld]

Such a great way to start the morning, thanks for letting us see this.

[@upsidedownindu]

i just wanna hug Jake and tell Amir he's special ♥

[@akaAKillerAnt]

Its okay he and I are both subscribed to this guy who's been writing a song a day for over 1300 days now and on every single video (and I mean EVERY SINGLE VIDEO) for a while he's written the same exact comment telling how the song should be on the radio. His consistency is unparalleled.

[@Dougmore961]

I think the setup is; whoever arrives on the scene 2nd is acting as the ass.

[@Superdarkcloud666]

No. Just Amir is always a piece of shit. And when Jake's acting like one, it's just Amir in a Jake costume.

[@kade_silver]

Not in Tiny Wings

[@epoillaKory]

not in Hookah

[@tomatoesandradiowire482]

Not in Angry Birds

[@airfoemoe]

Awesome episode, thanks guys!

[@dixiecronin7791]

Lol why is Jake always sitting alone in a room when Amir bounds in?

[@lalaicyling8429]

He's trying to hide from Amir

[@henryfrazer7373]

This is my favorite jake and amir

[@akallstar5]

Anyone watching the "wish" ad before the video, where the chick unscrews her bracelet and pours water into a cup with it... if you look closely it's still dripping water after she puts it back on her wrist... So.... Idk probably don't buy that thing.

[@reallyFrogman]

I remember that ad. Can't believe it's been 3 years.

[@jonnnnniej]

I need to know what the commercial was about, cause this sounds way too random :') why would she do that to begin with?

[@annaheff7332]

I love the little head movement Amir does when he says fisheye. Should be a gif.

[@HOLLYWOODUNDEAD1340]

I, am totally Amir to all my friends

[@Vitalviper031]

Same hahaha.

[@justme22154]

me too

[@dogspines1514]

Lol same

[@Avark11]

+jesse joslyn You... stab them?

[@regularshow960]

I feel sorry for all your friends

[@RayneeDanielle]

I love these videos with a passion.

[@joypopoola6115]

harass Instagram so they give you a million dollars I can't breathe

[@verythinrat]

I think the instagram idea was great!

[@gftgrtrtyrty]

SWEEEEET CAROLINE 3:32

[@jack91x]

We're bored and this is slightly amusing. It's like giving octopuses switchblades and cocaine and seeing what happens.

[@LongLongLists]

Jake was so mean in this one

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

Amir stabbed him and kicked off his tongue

[@hollisborlow6226]

+Micah Warner call me out call me out in front of all your big friends

[@LongLongLists]

+Hollis Borlow is...is your name Jake??

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

+Hollis Borlow You talk to me like a bitter boyfriend or something

[@hollisborlow6226]

+Micah Warner don't Compart mentalis me like I'm a chore

[@SevereFaith]

Love this episode. You guys rock so funny!

[@mickdead]

BA!

[@wesley2936]

No, ya frikkin idiot it's BAGGHHJAAH

[@wesley2936]

Thats the correct spelling

[@DoJoPetro]

Ok, don't take this as a compliment-but, this was your best video yet....

[@LoydAvenheart]

My ex girlfreind used to say "baah" just like Amir o.o

[@WIImotionmasher]

This was one of the funniest Jake & Amir s

[@freddiecole8327]

It bothers me that we never saw Jake wipe the BBQ sauce of off his finger.

[@hazahaxa]

An app that's just Amir going "JakeJakeJakeJakeJakeJakeJakeJake..."

[@Sener]

204 people are a picture of a burger.

[@alexabrahams2905]

204 people are Papua New Guinean

[@wesley2936]

203... That one person stopped shaking foreigners and demanding they speak English.

[@calliepv92]

"That's an example of something I do all the time." "I know." haha

[@theCPU101]

the iPad is just covered in plastic wrap

[@Blakeislegend]

The way Amir says "nope" at 3:04 is gold.

[@r_5862]

Wow this quote is deep: 'You try to put everything in a box. And if it doesn't fit, you throw it away.' - Ngl I want to use it in my coursework to link with society's creation of an outsider but if I source it to a youtube video and not a literary critic my teacher will be be like wtf get a different quote :I

[@Jake-v2t4m]

So many of these scenes jake is so close to laughing!

[@lotus9031]

Who broke Amir's heart? Who hurt HIM!?

[@jakeboos9860]

Lerona

[@MarioTransformer7001]

His dad.

[@joshpaul6417]

+J Slater SO BAD THAT HE FRICKING MOVED

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

In Northern Buffalo he was raised, in a woodshed is where he spent ALL OF HIS DAYS

[@thenobalnacho]

His dad and his dad's tiny skinny little legs

[@jocelyn1992]

its almost 6am, i should be asleep but cant...stop...watching

[@matman16]

Well apart from the diarrhea of all grammar shit-storms this video threw up, I really enjoyed the video. My favourite Jake and Amir's are the simple ones like this.

[@adrinalyn7545]

everything when jake curses I just burst out laughing

[@m3simumm]

Haha, I find it funny how you guys feed the trolls.

[@oza64]

was a really good watch though

[@PenguinOnMars]

lmaooooooooo you're is you are, man. your is possession

[@sterlingthames656]

jake and amir is favorite thing to wacth on youtube

[@hopefaithjess]

I love how he said 'Thank You' in four different languages!

[@leba5412]

Am I the only one who remembers Jake saying "Don't talk to me like a bitter GIRLFRIEND" At 2:01 ? I have been rewatching j&a for years so I was surprised to hear his say "BOYFRIEND". Is there another episode I'm thinking of ?

[@RayneBeauRhode]

Lol I thought I was the only one who said "Quit while you're behind."

[@rluvell]

your totally right "my thoughts on you are thought" makes way more sense

[@antony492]

0:15 I love that thing where you think he is about to say a good point and then doesnt

[@TicklishMonkeys]

"You know how it's hard to manage your time, like time management?" - How did Jake let that go???

[@materialsky313]

Welcome to KZbin!

[@jesusplascencia744]

I would freaking love working with you guys you guys are awsome!!!!!!!!

[@PattyJay99]

OMFG 4:35 - 5:45 IS THE FUNNIEST JAKE AND AMIR EVER! CLASSIC!

[@OpaJEDM]

these two need a TV show

[@rimi1707]

What will be funnier if Amir's app turns out to be the highest grossing app of all time :D

[@FireCrotch74]

This is my favorite Jake & Amir episode just because Jake finally comes out and says fuck you.

[@ohheyguysitskatie]

haha I love how close amir is sitting to jake c:

[@Blakeislegend]

"So, I hate the Papua New Guinea community, you hate the Papua New Guinean community, so let's just agree-"

[@castillobgr]

OMG you seriously want to keep failing. Hahahahaha

[@Zethtren]

I have a strong inkling that Amir's intention was not to call Jake a booty. It's a play on a song that actually exists and goes "Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty." Nouns can become verbs. Like "fight", "run", "dive". There is an extensive list and in context a lot of nouns and proper nouns have been used as verbs, or, even become verbs.

[@kyleOWillFixIt]

I don't understand. These guys have been doing this since I was literally a child. They HAVE to be one of the best known comedy duos of our generation and are definitely one of the best. How does their YT channel have under 100k subscribers!? I know they have changed platforms starting on Vimeo, and I know their videos were originally on College Humor. But when they moved them to this channel and started making new videos I would have thought at least a million people would have immediately subscribed.

[@kade_silver]

2:15 I thought Jake had never heard Amir say what he said he said?

[@NottaFox]

Thanks for the enlightenment x)

[@RIPFPSDOUG]

I dont know if this person is deliberately used "Your" here, for ironic humor or not. but its damn funny either way. Keep up "you're" ;) good work.

[@samalcocky]

I'm not even bothering to argue back, you'll see sense.

[@penghuinkirby]

When Jake said, "Just look at your I-Pad. It's covered in cracks and barbecue sauce." I thought he was going to say it was covered in shit

[@LizzyxHg]

1:22 Lmfao "You're Getting defensive"

[@TimoshiiSan]

The best part was at the end!

[@kopayn1337]

best show ever

[@thebaconrevolution]

best intro ever. And that's a fact.

[@HolisticPisces]

I searched some of those apps after watching this. xD

[@OwenDaynes]

Yes, because as another person has told you, "Jake" sounds like "shake", and seeing as the Amir character is obsessed with Jake, it's only fitting that he changes the lyrics of a song to fit Jake in there.

[@z0ltek62]

just one more jake and amir, just one more jake and amir

[@Jonzeyification]

thank you... I love it when this happens :3

[@CANEPA13]

2:43 My favorite second of all Jake and Amir

[@Connorheea]

That guy trolls every Jake and Amir video with the whole "you're" "your" thing. The guy has no life.

[@ShelvedAndDusty]

I like your attempted transition from "incorrect smartass" to "troll". It's a common defense mechanism, but just a bit too obvious. Keep it up!

[@ReverendMagnificent]

I feel the need to inform you of the correct usage. 'You're' is a contraction of the two words "You" and "are". It is used in place of that. "You are funny" into "You're funny." "Your," on the other hand, is indicative of possession. "Can I borrow your car?" I realise this is likely a troll, but I just couldn't help but reply to it. So i'm gonna give you an 8/10.