Jake and Amir: Copier

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[@EliasGitterman]

"Don't be misogynistic, you're getting fucked by a copier," might be one of the best lines... ever. I love this series.

[@Christian-jv4pc]

It’s a 5 in 1 work station!

[@thatquietkid]

this is only the 2nd worst thing to happen to a copier in this series

[@user-vb4sf5zr2k]

thatquietkid DID YOU SHIT IN THE COPIER?

[@thatquietkid]

DerpyFace666 ya know it's no

[@regularshow960]

DerpyFace666 are you sure it's not Emily crushing a human head in it

[@thatquietkid]

KingdomOfFandoms I said in this series

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

took a quick faeces inside and closed the glass again

[@NYStateOfMind986]

YA SLICED ME DUDE... YA REALLY DICED ME

[@Gabeghouls]

Cooldown Redux AND ON MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR...YOUR BIRTHDAY

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

I'm leaking, Murphy!!!

[@zineyboi5021]

Like a fish

[@Adam_42_01]

"YOU PRESSED FAX!" is one of the best J&A jokes ever. It gets me every single time.

[@HowToBasic]

Apply egg to a burn & it will instantly make it smell like yolk.

[@BaconCookiez]

***** HowToBasic Who will win the comment like wars? The world may never know...

[@wimpykid301]

Darude eggstorm

[@theducksaysmoo3963]

Hi…

[@theducksaysmoo3963]

I like ur channel…

[@Icewind007]

***** umad?

[@Thedarkknight2244]

"Then have him scan and Email it back!" I love how much work it would be for the accountant to help out Amir(who's most likely a complete stranger to him) with the stupid and obscene joke.

[@FriendofFantasy]

Her*

[@Thedarkknight2244]

@@FriendofFantasy Chicks can't do math dude

[@KaelWrit]

@@Thedarkknight2244 dont be misogynistic you're being fcked by a copier

[@goddontatmyhands2763]

Don't be misogynistic Amir got fucked by a copier@@Thedarkknight2244

[@Obrisevac]

2nd time Amir has succumbed to "Self Mutilation, Bud"

[@mehbobotorp2373]

THEN HAVE HIM SCAN AND E-MAIL IT BACK! hahahahahahahaha comedic level: Genius.

[@marcustaylor7042]

"Shards where I sharts"

[@ddurrant25]

He s*** in the copier

[@johnangelle5975]

Mustache era Amir was arguable his craziest form

[@rupertcornholio209]

Does this episode remind anyone of Seinfeld? Specifically when Jake says "You sliced it, buddy! You sliced it wide open!"

[@bobjimenez1716]

yeah jerry

[@rupertcornholio209]

Exactly!

[@bobjimenez1716]

+Rupert Cornholio yes!

[@Lucy-ng7cw]

I wasn't when I watched it but that is such a jerry line

[@Strummie]

It actually reminds me of Beavis and Butthead. You should know why.

[@BenMoranFilms]

"Don't be misogynistic, you're getting fucked by a copier" is my all time favorite Jake and Amir line.

[@zaplord89]

INSERT PAPER INTO TRAY 2

[@mitchgodman]

It's a 5-in-1 work station.

[@iPartySober]

I feel like they were doing impressions of Jerry Seinfeld a lot in this haha

[@ZZ29993]

iPartySober hahah most definitely

[@toujours4390]

Amir kind of look like Ray from Everybody loves Raymond.

[@tristandooley5594]

"shards where I shart" could be a Seinfeld bit if it weren't dirty

[@Aezoh]

"YOU PRESSED FAX!"

[@717StreetMedia]

0:34 YOU SLICED IT BUDDY YOU SLICED IT RIGHT OPEN. When jake raises his voice like that I crack the fuck up xD

[@jackcr2477]

1:11 Amir's look of terror when Jake says he pressed fax has me dying

[@BrandyBuizel]

This episode's dialogue sounds slow and weird after hearing the remix. Unnatural even

[@cherryslat5702]

Yeah i felt thay

[@thomashothersall859]

Oh brandy you’re so fine you’re so fine you blow my mind

[@freddiecole8327]

The proof is in the smile!

[@Camalamadingdon]

and people only smile when they're happy

[@gbird.]

Dipshit

[@simonhailom2477]

There is no couch, Mickey

[@PaleRaida13]

"Don't be misogynistic you're getting fucked by a copier" easily top ten J&A quotables

[@mickey6688]

I love when Jake takes that patronising tone. It's so great.

[@danielwilliams7161]

I can't watch this one without listening to the remix :]

[@mudkipbatman6328]

+Leddy Al-Khalaf Me to XD

[@BarginsGalore]

Right it kinda sounds like the song but slowed down

[@dixiecronin7791]

Is this the copier referred to in the Ben Schwartz episodes Interrogator?

[@Fonnsterify]

A martyr, a cool and a philosopher.

[@remyblas]

It's been a long time since I laugh that hard at a Jake & Amir video. I'm crying of laughter. Well done, guys.

[@kooolplx]

these guys always make me laugh, i honestly don't even watch most of the other stuff collegehumor makes.

[@NikSwiftDigs]

Jake's reaction to the copying, where you actually see the light of the machine flash across his face, is masterful cinematography...

[@wolfgangouille]

"It's a 5-in-1 workstation." This changes everything.

[@giorgio3596]

Is it just me or do they both sound like Jerry seinfeld?

[@MrVigel]

i feel like they act a bit like jerry too like the way they talk and shit

[@itcouldbelupus2842]

Yeah it's like if Seinfeld was still funny.

[@lyricspeople1234]

UGH O_O UGH IT'S IN ME.

[@ejoshcoron]

"I shall be remembered as a martyr, a cool and a philosopher"

[@galapag0s603]

I’m trying to decide which line is better “IT’S BURNING MY ANUUUUUUS” Or “YOU PRESSED FAX!”

[@coreyperdue1966]

Possibly the best late era jake and amir episode such a classic

[@double0doodles]

my god. that was gruesome. im not saying it was bad... but it was pretty gruesome

[@altairstar1922]

Ikr

[@aidwin85]

Aw... your picture! :3

[@whogivesadamnforuser]

Gendrio Exceptionally: YOUR*

[@Xvi_1337]

Gendrio awww

[@thefacelessstranger4983]

And so the sick fucks keep multiplying.

[@Salokin92]

Holy crap I laughed so hard :D People who say "Jake and Amir aren't as funny as they used to be" please be aware: This series has gone on for a long time. So you get used to the characters, and the way they act. Thus they don't "surprise" you as much anymore, which is a major factor in comedy. If you keep watching the same stand-up comedian it also starts to lose it's humor.

[@shanus11]

They still funny bro

[@Salokin92]

@@shanus11 yeah. Read my first sentence. The rest is a response to how a lot of other people commented (I guess, this was 7 years ago..)

[@DrChii73]

Omg I laughed unreasonably hard at this. Still crying!

[@Captain_Jack514]

Wait until Pat finds out Amir damaged the high performance 5 in 1 workstation.

[@ryanhilton5320]

“Don’t be misogynistic, your being fucked by a copier” 😂😂 best line ever

[@jackwasjmansk8r]

They've changed so much. I've like grown up with them. Still love their videos.

[@scemoperson333]

Amir's facial expression was priceless

[@silverselkie1692]

2:01 The blood and glass on the floor is a nice touch i didn't notice till now

[@UndeadCookieMonster]

I always wondered how someone could do this without breaking the machine.

[@TheWiseGoatTrainer]

I'm very sick at the moment, struggling to sleep, suffering from a really bad step throat. But this laugh so much! BIG thank you! ^.^

[@AmirCollege]

"Don't be mysogonystic, you're getting fucked by a copier" - might be my favourite J&A line

[@nickblakely3498]

one of their funniest ones, this. genuinely cry laughing everytime i watch it

[@Jerkingmyswag]

as i grow old these videos still amuse me

[@evrybdysnshwbiz]

one of the better CH videos in a while...I'm dying, literally, I'm dying, I mean I literally lost control of my bowel movements and literally shit myself

[@benwilliams5134]

How come there's only 301 views when there are only 56 people on the Earth? HACKERS, wait no... ALIENS

[@isabelleanne3360]

Dude, there are 560 people on Earth! God, go back to kindergarten!!

[@isabelleanne3360]

Damn! Ugh, being a troll is hard work. I quit.

[@ostrichking6]

This joke follows me everywhere I go.

[@vahidmirkhani]

7 million dude, 7 million. You have to wait til the view count is more than 7 million!! GOD you're noob!!!

[@wimpykid301]

Who will save us now from trolls.

[@akallstar5]

"PC load letter" haha office space reference?

[@packiemcreary7188]

Anyone else think jake sometimes sounds like Seinfeld? Like the way he talks? No one?

[@robertfl22]

i hear it

[@packiemcreary7188]

robertfl22 Finally, someone

[@kalex62x]

This one made my grandma laugh so hard she almost peed.

[@awesomemonkey5342]

Not sure why everyone's complaining this was really funny

[@orangesoda4535]

Funniest thing I've seen all day. Then again, it's only 9AM.

[@jrjubach]

THEN HAVE HIM SCAN AND EMAIL IT BAAAACK.

[@yumiro0102]

I think this is my favourite J&A, or at least up in the top 5. That was just too hilarious, lmao.

[@BakerbrothertvOfficial]

A spectacular CH show! In fact...the best!

[@immortalsun]

0:27 I can’t not hear the song!

[@sladewalker5564]

Thought it would look worse than that.

[@cowgrll]

There probably wasn't much they could do without it risking the possibility of getting the video flagged or something.

[@tastethejace]

Hah Jake cracked up at 2:09 that smile rises just at the cut

[@mikoliism]

PC load letter? The fuck does that mean?

[@AllCanadiaReject]

It means two chicks at the same time.

[@njcowboy78]

Hey Peter... Watch out fer yer cornhole, man.

[@tre288]

Lol... saw your comment after I posted mine. Couldn't pass it up. Great minds I suppose.

[@AllCanadiaReject]

tre288 And so do ours.

[@nikolaussantos3547]

The

[@jr0dmusik]

see now THIS is what I subscribe to CH for

[@OLegendStudios]

Love your sketches! Can't believe we used to live 10minz away from each other in NY. Wish we got the chance to work together

[@daleksec01]

This is by far my fav j and a episode

[@phillpopper6267]

1:06 "nothing is funny about that, its self mutilation" ha!

[@talibchandra7402]

When he said what you did over Here was bad I laughed so hardhttp

[@rupertcornholio209]

That's self-mutilation, bud

[@CpttCanada]

Its hilarious how many times Jake says that to Amir throughout the series.

[@Life_and_Gaming]

Love it when Jake is genuinely worried for Amir lol

[@MurphtheSmurf100]

I'm not misogynistic, because misogyny is wrong, and being wrong is for women.

[@gwendolyncolnnabraskaband106]

I have NO idea what you all are talking about- I laughed out loud as soon as I heard the glass shatter! Jake and Amir is as funny as it has always been (to me)... some eps I like, some I don't care for, but none of them are bad (to me).

[@strafejump]

the last one to reply wins

[@zilitar]

no you dont

[@DistrictStudios]

I win

[@mrjackobs32]

Theplatypusofdoom363 you lost >:)

[@alexiabarnett7476]

mrjackobs32 So did you

[@nick8king]

Ish

[@sharifalsaad2988]

Best Jake and Amir episode EVER

[@hjalmarnyman1313]

The sexual tension makes this video unbearable! Hjalmar Nyman

[@mooofin9898]

1 man one jar

[@starfox300]

You make by far the worst KZbin comments on the internet, gtfo out Hjalmar

[@mrfrelancekiller]

You again?

[@ThePoptartster]

***** Hey man.. sorry about forcing you to live in the Solitude basement. No hard feelings I hope. :(

[@SmileyLegoGuy]

I think I'm cool so I put my username at the end of my comments SmileyLegoGuy

[@thebenforever]

Most of Jake's constructive criticisms are great t-shirt ideas.

[@laurensabino182]

I wish these were still funny.

[@dino3965]

i wish these were ever funny

[@asadsadxxxxxxcxcxcxc]

what?! this was hilarious

[@Julienkliop]

Jake F Call er a bitch now.

[@yoitsgunattack]

Please make one or just stop watching them

[@laurensabino182]

yoitsgunattack make what?

[@meherali8026]

i seriously love jake and amir. best and funniest show on youtube, actually on anywhere. im sad theyre ending.

[@argottobob]

I am fully prepared to be flamed, but can someone explain why amir has a completely different demeanor and 'acting' style as of this year? I understand people may still enjoy it, but am I the only one who feels he is forcing everything WAY too much? The beauty of his old style was it absolutely was not forced.

[@skylarsa]

That episode made me laugh the most I ever have to jake and Amir

[@Raghdaed]

am I the only one who couldn't find the funny part ?

[@Raghdaed]

Thank you :) you're polite.

[@Raghdaed]

***** ok thanks :)

[@XDPIECEOFSHITXD]

Yes.

[@sanchezmiguel1989ms]

This is.. hands down.... my favorite Jake and Amir of all time!!!!!!

[@iraqigirl9528]

that lil chuckle made me love pat even more

[@greggerba8539]

Nearly passed out first time I saw this it's still funny today...not as much but still made me laugh especially the end

[@leddyal-khalaf2387]

I feel Amir looks so much like mario in this😂

[@tiddyortiz]

"Shards where I shafts" was a great line

[@Pryen4]

"You're getting fucked by a copier" i love these guys

[@aonbrogan8266]

This episode is definitely the quickest 1-100 of every episode.

[@AmirCollege]

best use of sound effects in this one

[@babblenator]

been watching college humor for a long time and you are definitely starting to notice jake and amir aging.

[@alyssaswan1257]

I can't get through the first 30 seconds without dying .

[@beautedejoanna]

Jake sounded like Seinfeld so bad at 0:30! Haha

[@brentjones3217]

That was so dumb but I freaking love it.

[@1800SHWEEEET]

This was the best college humor video in a while..

[@thaijohnson100]

One of the best in a while!

[@nerdswinners]

Man, I gave you a click already once, so dont ask me for clicks anymore. And I like your channel, congratulations. Now I am a CollegeHumor addicted, goooood!

[@spencerstrausbaugh399]

If you are remaking these videos, please don’t do outrage thumbnails. Your comedy holds up, it’ll hit, I love y’all

[@grettahunnekens7772]

Jake and Amir are my favorite vids

[@mitternacht4062]

Amir seriously hurt himself? ..... Best episode EVER!

[@DaringDasher]

This was their best one in quite a while, have to admit.

[@123LOPOT]

This is the funniest jake and amir

[@OfficialC2cat]

They just get better and better. xD

[@10FPSGuy]

The bad thing about SteffComedy ? I can never unhear it...

[@Laytho2]

I keep being reminded of the remix.