Jake and Amir: Standing Desk

[@humanbeings303]

Amir - "im alive!" Jake - "ass" gets me everytime

[@MonzennCarloMallari]

And it's all thanks to that standing desk

[@howtodrawreallygood]

I'm sitting, aka.

[@StuziCamis]

illustraytion Aka, the fourth of Julay

[@BroskiRIP]

Oliver is now 35.

[@ayusha149]

@@BroskiRIP he's 29

[@olavisalomaa]

@@BroskiRIP Bad math? Nah, bad you!

[@BroskiRIP]

@@olavisalomaa 30 is his acting age, 36 is his real age.

[@onfrolicker9317]

This series is the fucking best, aka.

[@DatsMac]

Aka what???!!! Aka means also known as...

[@zacharynorensberg4202]

@@DatsMac I didn't know that.

[@srinialt4518]

@@zacharynorensberg4202 I thought it was a pun...I thought it was a play on words.

[@zacharynorensberg4202]

@@srinialt4518 You thought it was a play on words?

[@srinialt4518]

@@zacharynorensberg4202 We don't have to talk! We don't have to talk at the office; that's not leading a healthy lifestyle and you can't afford to eat that food!

[@sophielaugh2942]

Bad desk? Nah. Bad you.

[@MandenTV]

Eyna pussy

[@FudgeCakeShanker]

+Kepran Yum

[@immortalsun]

Bad joke, bad teeth.

[@SamU_115]

This episode always makes me want chocolate milkshake and cheesy nachos with salsa.

[@schuesslerlauren]

I didn't want that until I saw this comment

[@james8080800]

met J & A yesterday. without doubt the two most down to earth people you will ever meet

[@Ateka9]

I've seen shorter people tbh

[@frankegordon326]

@@Ateka9 they crawl across the ground

[@immortalsun]

Wow, that’s awesome.

[@ArmanZaidi]

lucky bastard

[@Bobbleheads56]

As the series goes on jake becomes more and more filled with rage 😂 you can see the mental toll from dealing with amir

[@selrayes2]

The way he says fuckwad is so fucking funny dude I don't know why 😂😂😂😂

[@climbitclimate]

aka

[@NNJAjew]

@@climbitclimate aka what?

[@climbitclimate]

@@NNJAjew what are you waiting for me to talk? Alright let’s talk

[@ProAtEverything123]

I personally like the dark turn Jake and Amir have taken. It makes you laugh from the bottom of your dark, cold heart.

[@that_one_momo_guy]

Those aren't nachos, they're flat nuggets

[@serchasejones2531]

They're jeans.

[@that_one_momo_guy]

Bite your toungue!

[@vacatiolibertas]

Logic for the win!

[@ridanann]

i 69d 1 at a rave lol oh u said nugget never mind lol

[@Bobbleheads56]

And the shake is pure nugget juice

[@jmaster4444]

This is one of the funniest Jake and Amir's I've seen in a while!

[@Steelhamerhands]

That was a great one. I laughed.

[@dropout]

Awesome! Chris Morrow

[@theyoungbrothers8755]

CollegeHumor i enjoyed it too :)

[@Steelhamerhands]

You get out of here Johan Gutierrez​!

[@jasmineshelton759]

Same

[@gbird.]

@@dropout KZbin treats this comment weird, shows that CH as the creator replied but the video itself is from the J and A channel

[@SeraphsWitness]

They came a long way with their writing. That final line really brought it all together.

[@warrenwallsjr.2564]

I love that Jake was debating on saving Amir's life:P lol

[@xXTwigManXx]

So who here has actually even seen a single fucking negative comment to Jake and Amir videos? I have never seen one. The only thing I've ever seen is people complaining about the negative comments, which I have never seen.

[@zZMusTtanGZz]

Mathieu McKay there one above yours with 140 likes

[@aryantokas527]

+zZMusTtanGZz I think it has 7 comments

[@aryantokas527]

+zZMusTtanGZz the one below has 141

[@dixiecronin7791]

People stopped negging once Jake and Amir stopped making videos.

[@300adad]

Also I think the KZbin comment formula is less likely to show these comments now

[@Richyman397]

**was about to let a man die in front of him, self knowing that he had the chance to save him, but decides on a deeper level not to** **man lives** "I'm alive!" "Ass."

[@WhyHide30]

"That's like alot of times that you asked me to die" 🤣🤣

[@fptlegg12]

For a minute I thought Amir was actually going to die and this was the end of the series

[@nickclark1815]

How amazing would that have been!

[@Jerkingmyswag]

i want amir to live on 4ever a.k.a

[@GoodAtJesseW]

I thought so too. With the success of the podcast and living in LA, I thought they found so many new opportunities that they would discontinue these "short movies," I'm so thankful that isn't the case.

[@bbpoltergeist]

It's official. Collegehumor just became Myspace

[@Locomamonk]

holy shit, this is surreal, jake sounds so sincere with his death wishes, I love this series, it never gets old

[@digitony]

this might be the best episode ever

[@Howler54Z]

"Yes! Which is why I can't stand - so I sit, which hurts my back, that's why I got the DESK! It just hurts, so I'm sitting." .....

[@DoctorX17]

I like how his standing desk is just an IKEA LACK table on a regular desk

[@jonnnnniej]

I thought it looked familiar!

[@dadangerdan]

Was that a breaking bad reference?

[@MCA5EY]

Maybe, i thought so too

[@SamuelFrancisHayes]

i think so

[@GodlessManitoban]

I think so too. Probably because of the Emmys.

[@Igelme]

Yeah, Amir was chocking on his own puke after doing heroin and Jake didn't help him because he wanted Amir's boyfriend to cook meth with him again. No, son, it's not.

[@SamuelFrancisHayes]

Gel me Yes, it is..

[@aarongarrett5567]

Loving these sketches and im waiting for Jake to completley explode with rage soon. Keep up the great work guys

[@iheartgreyson456]

I've been watching these two for about 2-3 years now and honestly I don't get tired of them, they're funny

[@seanbowers1076]

Please never stop Jake and Amir I've always liked it and, as has been stated it's not over the top funny but it's witty and quick, I always enjoy it!

[@jennajaggers]

Jake breaks character so badly in all the recent ones /: He's always smiling.

[@GingerNipples]

***** They actually didn't "Get canceled" they stopped making internet videos because their pilot was accepted and they're now working on the Jake and Amir T.V show. If you don't believe me, look it up.

[@mahmudahmad1184]

I think he smiled/laughed because Amir was 'dead.' This was an in character smile

[@kitohol]

Only watched half the video, the rest of it was with my eyes shut from laughter. Great one guys :')

[@someperson5506]

When it comes to the downsides of sitting for long periods of time, most of them go away if you get up and stretch/do light exercise every hour or so. So, a minute or two of jumping jacks and/or stretching once an hour is almostt as good as a standing desk, and it doesn't hurt your feet.

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

Or you could use an exercise ball AKA

[@ms0824]

I lost it when Amir coughed up the nachos!

[@mrmack68]

I freakin LOVE Jake and Amir. Thank you so much for making these videos.

[@karlobobinac5183]

Jake tried going all Heisenberg on Amir when he was choking.

[@ArvisSc]

This video actually made me think of buying an exercise ball instead of a comfy chair. I can say that it really improved my posture.

[@obsoletechannelarchive]

every time I come back to this one I'm always a little disappointed when Jake doesn't try strangle him at the end lol aka

[@ForthcomingTruth]

getting better and better lmao good work

[@rupertcornholio209]

It's impossible that Amir doesn't know what AKA means, because in the video "4th of July" released on July 16 2013, Amir says "celebrate this country's birthday! AKA, the Fourth of Jul-ay!"

[@papaalex4961]

He forgets

[@papaalex4961]

+McBlemmen they forgets.

[@3taoren]

+McBlemmen another explanation would be that Amir acts like he doesnt know on purpose just to bother jake

[@hayberdasher8625]

+McBlemmen I think they know them very well, because trying to apply logic to Amir is a fool's biscuit tin.

[@Andy-kh6ww]

Wait but didn't the Amnesia episode happen later. Maybe he could've forgotten a few things. You're probably right and in that case Amir is a tool bag extraordinaire

[@Gerwald_Lanzer]

I love Jake's beard! Keep it up man!

[@kingsosagaming8318]

This was one of your funniest videos in a while! 😂

[@eon6274]

I always love the Jake and Amir videos. Maybe hard to believe, but I laugh at each one. There's a silent majority liking these videos. One of the ones I watched earlier had a hate comment with just a bit over 200 likes, while the video had more than 30k views. Some people like it and some don't, but you don't have to ruin it for the ones that do.

[@AbzRadsIR]

man i love you guys, keep it up

[@alexvesel1]

To the people that complain Jake and Amir isn't funny anymore: stop watching it.

[@dewidubbs6715]

but there is a glimmer of hope that college humor might, just might, have something really funny. (bring back batman dammit!!!)

[@2002-g3b]

I loved batman Edit: *badman*

[@socalocman03]

Skrimon aleksanderek *Badman.....JS

[@TristianHenz5851]

dewi dubbs Yeah, I thought the same thing about Smosh, and IFunny, it didn't work

[@Browsin4Vids]

or hope that they listen to the criticism?

[@dillonmelnick4290]

i love jake and amir

[@TeeBreak]

Dillon merchants * same bro

[@humanbeings303]

This was fcking great, I love the way jake calls him in an ass when he comes back to life haha

[@comeinwiththerain19]

I loved this!!!!!!!! you guys keep getting funnier!!!!!

[@Yaktopan]

ive been rewatching all the jake and amir's in order and i was still in 2009 and then i clicked on this video on accident and they've Grown

[@kyleyoung8707]

what did i just watch? AWESOME

[@tobydrake9141]

I love the dark humor in these things!

[@jackmartin8975]

Amir's antics are classic

[@yookazi]

Mrbobsack438 Screwed the pooch on that one, didnt ya?

[@davidbrusilovsky1877]

Real N

[@gustavocarrillo3887]

Lmao one of the best in a while!

[@EthanRom]

I'm glad the brought back the standing desk joke.

[@mrjude64]

was that a breaking bad reference at the end?

[@fidgestep]

yup

[@AK-fy6tn]

We'll she ended up dying...Amir survived.

[@SuperNemx]

+Anthony Kelly that doesn't mean it wasn't a reference. obviously amir can't die

[@thecreepycuck6036]

Anthony Kelly he browned out but he survived!

[@turtlespanner]

I love Jake & Amir, I love IfIWhereYou show, I love College Humour, I FUCKING LOVE LIFE AT THE MOMENT!!!!

[@user-qo8vy2mt7o]

This was AMAZING!!! I laughed SO HARD!!!

[@thebenforever]

That quiet "thank you". 👏👏👏

[@amitbenhur3722]

I love how he continuously curses at him with no reason

[@supercharliegalaxy]

I have sciatica and Amir described it perfectly XD. It hurts to stand it hurts to sit it hurts to lay down.

[@Kynolin]

Always love the comedy in these videos. Jake, my man, let's get a comb or some product going here.

[@thebuffalfro1732]

at least he's expanding his diet from nuggets

[@Loveallegra]

I love this show

[@Kajotex]

I think this is one of my favorites

[@OfficialC2cat]

One of the best. Haha Keep up the good "work" guys!

[@thickmclargehuge4448]

ok now I know what to look out for when my laziness hits dangerous levels. falling asleep on the floor while eating nachos and almost dying due to some weird food/sleep apnea combination. thanks college humor you just did a great PSA and didn't even know it.

[@hrabi-k9t]

college humor mostly stands on JandA now..

[@enderfriloux3946]

Chris10B and now it's over

[@taliakellegg5978]

You don't know what's coming

[@lucyloun]

Chris10B hi I’m from the future. Ya... College humor falls.

[@klonvomhaus]

4 months later...

[@ChiefVizier]

It actually doesn't. Check the views of their last 20 videos

[@kevinfarrell9304]

doing my yearly jake and amir binge

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

You never forget your first Jake and Amir.

[@Sunflowelle]

He has hella jalapeños on those nachos bruh 😂😂

[@MichaelButlerC]

As a standing desk user I find this quite entertaining! !!

[@rsimmons37]

That was fantastic!

[@watersticks5359]

it’s actually really sad seeing their friendship deteriorate with each video, they started out so close

[@aravind6813]

Jake reacted awesomely awful when amir got up and frustrated when he thanked standing desk😂😂

[@sxlext]

The few times I'm at a standing desk at work I watch my sitting coworkers and think "unhealthy..." :D

[@obelisk9999]

LOLLLLLLL.. You guys are hilarious.. Couldn't stop laughing

[@carrotman]

The camera work here was well done.

[@finnishtbagger3522]

This is one of the best :D

[@DrRiq]

Okay I don't give a shit what anyone else says but THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[@paradoxofdawn1351]

Where can i buy Jake's jacket 3:05 it looks amazing!

[@JeremyHoffman]

Give me a range. Give me five stores that I can check.

[@paradoxofdawn1351]

@@JeremyHoffman Holy shit dude, that was 9 years ago hahaha. Thanks for brining me back to this hahahaha

[@TeeBreak]

REEEEE GET SKINNY NOW IM DEADASS DONT GIVE UP

[@yareosh]

ree?

[@TeeBreak]

Saiyara Fayha yea

[@skylergabriele6445]

i personally think jake and amir has gotten better.. theyre both insane. It's perfect.

[@DpoGames7]

Wow this was really good:)

[@conelrad1447]

This is the best one

[@skrab275]

Jake get all Heisenberg in this video

[@anamikadatta8841]

*Doctor alert* 1:33 'Sciatica is pain in the leg, yes jake, BUT it originates from the Sciatic Nerve Complex which is located in the lower back, so..., I CAN'T BELIEVE I am saying this, buuut...Amir is right there.

[@e13kid]

I always thought it was a back thing 🤷‍♀️

[@TheZlane]

Funniest one I've seen yet great job

[@chingizzhylkybayev8575]

Yeah, this officially trumps Fish Scroll

[@garrettashe8610]

For a moment. For just one beautiful fleeting moment, Jake thought he had freedom

[@thomascarmichael6659]

If they ever decide to retire this sketch series then the finale has to be Jake finally snapping and beating Amir to death. I would watch that a hundred times.

[@lemonadeisyum]

I like the new outtro!

[@brandonpringle16]

this was great

[@sixwings6932]

that fucking laugh at the start after Amir says unhealthy.

[@DevilsAdvocateGaming]

Jake and Amir can get so dark. ILOVEIT!

[@BkaybGaming]

I actually really like Jake and Amir, it's the only reason I'm still subbed to College humor

[@AyupChuck]

I just got an ad for a standing desk lmao 😂

[@Aomicplane]

Loved this one :D

[@michaelvincent6473]

Love these guys! So funny.

[@kiltedcelt2702]

Remember: if you want to see the newest Jake and Amir right away, as soon as they post an episode on KZbin, there's a brand-new episode on their website. The new one is called Headshots, and it was pretty alright.

[@kaelawhittingham4974]

Best episode ever!!!!!

[@cankoklu]

2:45 is what inspired that breaking bad episode..

[@rhamieljoseph9775]

Holy sheesh, how does this not have more likes?

[@MTBIKEXC]

OMFG ... that's me, the exercise ball and standing desk. that was perfect. wait till I show the office

[@wombatperson5431]

coming back to this after a while, i think at this point Collegehumor has made three sketches on this subject