Jake and Amir: Swag

[@laff2024]

I just realized Amir says he "hangs out with the hottest guys", and I have no doubt that he's talking about Jake

[@noobface66]

Amir also never says he wear the best clothes, but Jake mentioned it anyway. I think that's a nod to him being a closet Fashionista

[@malcolmbeverly8967]

@@noobface66 I never noticed that. I guess I just wasn’t paying close enough attention

[@AbsurdoSol]

Restaurant is McDonalds for sure

[@theghostbanana2349]

2:13

[@chilldude2239]

i think that Sarah and Pat have a point in the episode Godfather. I think they are lovers. and I think that theory makes the series so much better

[@jimmathers7924]

"I'm a loser and a jew" "that's true but don't say it like that"

[@world-traveler880]

When does that appear in the video?

[@lucozade8373]

Last.

[@mattapps4355]

@@world-traveler880 In and Jake and Amir video of one of the march madness videos

[@plokijum]

And no ears

[@realbland]

i like that without context of jake and amir quotes, you can tell who said it

[@cappy6360]

I love how “You self-centered piece of shit” was totally agreeable with Amir, but “prick” completely sent him off the edge.

[@Maazin5]

Similar thing happens in Airline Scam. -You absolute ass. -And proud of it! -You jerk. -Stop it!

[@TheGraphiteCovenant]

@@Maazin5 I have very thick skin but that is a low blow!

[@paul_warner]

​@@TheGraphiteCovenant one of their most quotable quotes. I use it all the time when people jokingly insult me.

[@brianbanek4163]

30 years young. You're never too old to beef tears of soy

[@owen-cu6gr]

30 years old? You've been alive for nearly a decade now!

[@SamOnDaWeb]

WE’RE BEEFING

[@executive.jaystar]

@@SamOnDaWebWERE HAVING A BEEF

[@Metheny72]

I swear no matter how many times I watch Jake and Amir it makes me crack up.

[@idsiuclanleader]

i miss these dudes

[@Carter6197]

+Spinner 22 Just in case you haven't seen/heard it, their podcast, If I Were You, is amazing. My favorite non Roosterteeth related podcast!

[@jeffharper4509]

craisins 86 you should listen to their podcast! If I Were You. Theyre very active podcasters and the show is hilarious

[@willjackson4596]

I'm revisiting this series from when I was 13 and used to binge them... I'm 22 now and I still think they're hilarious

[@GoatOrgy11]

the "It was J Crew!" Line makes me crack up every time.

[@rainawareness1495]

I don't know what that means.

[@snake1625b]

@@rainawareness1495 j crew is a clothing store

[@jackmartin8975]

it was j crewwwwwwwww

[@meechivelli]

Wash them!

[@AndrewPonti]

I freaking love that line, and the way he says it!

[@InfinityMax365]

Kevin in the back must be some sort of wizard or warlock by how quickly he disappears and reappears

[@glowyrm]

which is actually pretty TIGHT but I can't even do that because I'm sad as shit.....that line makes me FLIP my shit!

[@RoboBoddicker]

Glowyrm I barely wrote it...

[@laterbot]

Jake and Amir was CH's best show :(

[@mrinternet.]

+Robert Bigg I'd say it's the best show on KZbin. You don't get this level of quality humor on the internet that much.

[@thomase13]

Gayle.

[@Sufjanstayvens]

I think Precious Plum was their best show, but J&A was sooo good.

[@neontime8507]

What about OG hardly working?

[@neontime8507]

Troopers is the best

[@19bleach91]

I watch this now and it’s so nostalgic, back when everything was ok

[@khristienpennanen1810]

Have I got some news from the future for you.... it only gets worse

[@Ghostboy_Nate]

khristien Pennanen was just about to say that

[@labrador_dali]

comment aged well

[@TBoneHEMA]

@@labrador_dali at least we're still watching this in 2020. That's gotta count for something.

[@Enzombie]

it's even worse now lol greetings from Argentina stay safe and wash your hands you diva roaches

[@malikaismith1509]

I think "I honestly feel like God owes me money," is one of the funniest things Amir has ever said. Kills me!

[@JamesWalton1999]

Not 1, not 2, but 1!

[@annie-up8xt]

hi from the future

[@Roselieansy]

I love how Jake says, "You don't wear the best clothes, by the way!" when Amir never said he wore the best clothes

[@minartson]

It's a figure of speech meaning that his clothes suck, pretty popular one at that.

[@minartson]

***** Well let's agree to disagree then. I have heard that line being used out of nowhere in comedy movies before. So that is why I think they used that line. A similar sentence is popular where I live but in a different language.

[@shinjinobrave]

That might be a reason he doesn't have swag..... dipshit.

[@Roselieansy]

shinjinobrave Jake says, "by the way," implying that saying he doesn't wear the best clothes was a correction, not an elaboration. Don't call me a "dipshit" when you don't understand context clues of the English language.

[@shinjinobrave]

Roselieansy 'By the way' means he's making an aside, not necessarily correcting him. 'Did you go to the store?' 'Yes. By the way, I saw this dipshit there.' See?

[@thatgirlcheree]

2024 and I'm still binging J&A. Anyone else?

[@ChesterRingtail]

Same, and their newer stuff on headgum and their channel too

[@Iamsxd]

Yessssss rn

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Yup

[@jamespusey7186]

2137 and i'm still binging j&a, anyone else??

[@StatiCraft3712]

Everyday. Every hour. Got a chicken nugget in my pocket, girl

[@tightlilthang]

Man I used to watch Jake and amir all the time in school. I'm super happy they still hold up as an adult.

[@after_its_gone]

Is it bad that i can quote the entire episode.

[@zeekdavis11]

It'd be bad if you couldn't

[@Wneufuna]

I hope you can do the 'I got swag' dance and song

[@ChesterfieldBears32]

OF and jake and Amir?

[@botreyger3911]

amir should do a full length music video of the song "cuz I got swag" , with ben schwartz preferably

[@ethan_7480]

The guy behind amir screws with the continuity

[@bidhod1069]

😂😂😂 lol

[@AnonymousSuperTuber]

dang lol

[@finalbossd]

FUCKING CALDWELL!

[@finalbossd]

We can also arrive at the conclusion that he has the innate ability to teleport in and out on command. I mean, Amir can do the same, like in Poster Ideas.

[@julianwang860]

Pretty sure that's Kevin

[@ArmedPlaysMC]

It was jcrew!

[@EffectedEarth]

Raiylu wash them

[@Hermione2286]

Lol why did Jake flinch when Amir said "tight"

[@gavinhofilena8149]

2:58

[@Spenceley]

Good eye. Now I'm curious too. I was too focused on the disappearing/reappearing coworker.

[@Hermione2286]

Vaportrail Films Haha I didn't notice him.

[@awedecai]

My guess is that Jake was subconsciously following Amir's dialogue as he was reading the script in his head.

[@TheFangirlable]

I think it's because Amir said, "tight" so vehemently.

[@ptorres5536]

"I'm talking about HIM ...OWING ...ME ...CASH!!!"

[@Cook9698]

0:32 so this is how that meme started

[@multibrainbagel]

Jarrod Cook what meme?

[@GilvorakTV]

yall are pathetic lol

[@RVCIpodHelp]

Jarrod Cook wait what meme tho

[@HitmanReborn9999]

CSGO meme Ex. I think its hilarious u kids talking about semphis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

[@nucc1331]

HitmanReborn9999 Overwatch too. i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Dafran. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic

[@rosesawyer7264]

Amir - with buck teeth and no ears!! Jake - YOU HAVE EARS Amir - your just saying that to make me feel better... Me - *laughing uncontrollably*

[@SteveCowlishaw]

You - Quoting the episode for no apparent reason and laughing uncontrollably Me - The fudge is wrong with this guy? We also saw the video.

[@stephanieexists]

@@SteveCowlishaw Yo, leave them alone, they just enjoyed the video and wanted to re-iterate a specific line they really enjoyed. If it bothers you so much, don’t read the comments on comedy videos where people typically talk about the video *they all just watched* together.

[@parkermorgan6890]

anyone notice how amir says he “hangs out at the best restaurants and chills with the hottest guys” and then jake says “you don’t wear the best clothes?”

[@milk6514]

Was about to comment this lol

[@misternotlob6769]

It's actually a reference to an ancient CS:GO copypasta. But yea it's weird how amir doesn't say that line first

[@bill2908]

@@misternotlob6769 what copypasta?

[@misternotlob6769]

@@bill2908 i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about semphis. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

[@MyPhone-of5hu]

​@MisterNotlob apparently the copy pasta is actually based on this episode

[@shadyRAV3N]

Guy sitting behind Amir disappears every other scene.

[@MrArtoxs]

Lol yeah I just noticed that

[@jenniferch3ck]

I love the Jake and Amir lines that just make me think "why did he say that?" 😂 Like "no ears"

[@bigjchamby]

I have a theory that Amir is the personification of everything stupid that has ever been said on the internet

[@goddontatmyhands2763]

Does that mean Jjkae is the personification of douchebags on the internet?

[@PepsiFuture]

HOODIE ALLEN SHIRT! swag

[@zamstarlord]

Love coming back every couple of years to see these oldies.😂😂

[@michaelkopischke8072]

1:21 I love Jake's genuine anger here.

[@Daroga1]

The guy in the back is practicing invisibility cloaking throughout this video.

[@mattyarden2484]

does amir remind anyone else of what spongebob would be like irl?

[@Darth_Xionn]

Are you stupid?

[@mattyarden2484]

yes

[@timladuca6991]

This has got to be one of the best ones

[@libenhagos9335]

I think its hilarious u kids talking about semphis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

[@smokejc]

what

[@kururugi8221]

LMAO

[@jackoats4911]

Anybody find out what the fuck this means yet?

[@nickwilson3499]

@@jackoats4911 it's a copypasta, people change the words a bit to make it suit every situation

[@CameronBaba]

jake looks so fine during amir’s flustered bit and for what

[@ThePantheons]

for YOUUU

[@AaronCZim]

I liked the inflection on "What the fuck was that," 2:28. It was very expressive.

[@DangerCDV]

That guy keeps disappearing and reappearing at his desk :P like at 2:54

[@xn7331]

holy crap! lol. that's hilarious

[@CyberBullyAwareness]

His name is kevin

[@schuesslerlauren]

"I hang out with hottest guys!" Aka Jake

[@mrtampham]

hoodie allen shirt :)

[@LostLocal7]

Amir has officially killed "swag". Thank you, Amir.

[@Roonlovesfish3874]

That is the slowest Amir has put on sunglasses

[@ChiIUKGHO5T]

Anybody else in 2020 still watch these guys?

[@a.g.m.s_1916]

Hell yeah

[@sethious1]

Yep...I miss this era of CollegeHumor

[@sugarcrispbear9872]

Been bingeing the series for a week now ugh I miss this series

[@hannahs8355]

I’m new to the family and I am realizing quickly that this truly is a lifestyle.

[@andrewtran694]

like a BAD amount ughh

[@rocko34]

What amazes me is that they still have funny Jake and Amir videos. What amazes me even more is they still come up with funny stuff to say in the intro!

[@Willskull]

Amazing duo, thanks for always make me laught! Big fan from Brazil!

[@abdinoorx2]

I run this jake&amir marathon every year

[@IsaacMazur]

jesus this is my favourite one ever

[@TheUSERNAMEINVALID32]

watch bread by jake and amir it will be ur fav

[@thepinch1839]

I have been looking for this episode for 3 years

[@evsponge1]

Amir's face at 1:25... I just can't

[@arrows4910]

0:27 The laugh and then the “Metaphorical, for now, coffin!”

[@zakiassmiley]

im so drunk and jake and amir makes me so happy

[@jacobnelken5508]

❤️❤️

[@wieds1644]

how you doing bro.

[@pinkythenikki]

Half way through this I really started to ponder, how did Amir get past the interview stage to get this job?

[@Julian-jd5yj]

Chillest restaurants: McDonald's Hottest guys: Jake

[@paul_warner]

best clothes: shitted jaycru khakis

[@EricLippi]

Anybody else in 2024 watch these guys?

[@henryblake6227]

No.

[@Sam-il1pl]

Jake's face at 2:07.... he just looks so done and it's so funny

[@QuadroNVS]

I have been looking for this episode for a while!!!!

[@Toothpick91]

2:52 man that dude in the backround moves like a ninja !

[@chaseanthonybrewer8462]

I saw a dalek figurine when the video first started! This makes me so happy!

[@imapersonduh]

"Agreed. With two buck teeth and no ears." "You have ears." "You're just trying to make me feel better." XD

[@sleepy8945]

At 2:08 Amir sounds so much like Danny Gonzalez and I love it.

[@princea5886]

lol, this episode foreshadows the "nose" episode

[@MightyGalaxyPhoenix]

Amir's swag's song

[@ravidesai1329]

These are timeless

[@brandonteng533]

Amir's shirt

[@ehill1536]

It was J Crew! WASH THEM. Amir: *powders the poop stain*

[@deborahstephens863]

7 year anniversary XD

[@BaconManProd]

the outro is hilarious

[@logancharles1476]

You’re never to old to have a good beef with your life partner

[@DreamlandWarlord]

The true star of the skit. I'm sure this is entirely a subtle introduction to the site's newest cast member.

[@AntickUamba]

Whats the most viewed jake and amir i have been searching for an hour and this is the highest so far.....gangnamstyle

[@hiddenfox2663]

monopoly

[@ShowTheOreo]

Wait is this where the "hangs out with the hottest guys" copypasta is from?? LEGENDS

[@twiggybarrdust1924]

is that the talking face from Legends of the Hidden Temple in the back?

[@TheAssOfEternity]

slushh That is indeed Olmec.

[@catherinebay4343]

I like jake's hair style since years ago... That short hair side wipe is cute~

[@ninjaksmash]

Random guy in background kept disapearing and reappearing.

[@Prowsky]

His Name. IS KEVIN you uncultered weirdo

[@BrothersofOG]

Checking in :) 8th time watching every episode thru

[@treasuretrails]

Woah Amir is 39 now???

[@Flertos]

Didn't realize until you said so, now all i can focus on is that, cheers

[@silasfitzgerald7887]

You have ears!

[@biamlutler8485]

Stop you're just saying that

[@Ex0dus111]

Love the guy behind Amir who appears and reappears at will.

[@charlieb7728]

Did anyone else see the guy in the back of Amir disappearing every other shot or so lol

[@connorgillespie7472]

I miss you guys so much

[@johughes48]

Love that Hoodie shirt

[@HatenaiSora]

I love the appearing and disappearing guy in the backround :D

[@ahmedmusaliar8129]

Doesn't this Jake and Amir series remind anyone else of The Office? (Jim and Dwight)

[@mattyarden2484]

it's the style, mockumentary

[@svenniepennie4237]

Matty Arden Jake and Amir is not filmed as a mockumentary.

[@mattyarden2484]

svennie pennie not entirely, but it shares certain elements.

[@svenniepennie4237]

Matty Arden It's entirely not filmed as a mockumentary.

[@mattyarden2484]

svennie pennie what would you call it? it's sketch comedy, but it borrows elements from certain things.

[@Afroskelett]

I love how the guy at the desk in the background keeps disappearing and appearing

[@dannysteel5922]

HOODIE ALLEN SQUAD

[@ScaryFishBoy]

Continuity just went out the window in this with the moving glasses and the disappearing guy

[@PribPrib]

He never mentioned wearing the best clothes

[@PygeonKilla97]

Hoodie Allen shirt!!!! I'm abnormally excited about this!!!!

[@kayleespeirs]

I feel like Amir is actually a genius. His ideas are too far ahead for anyone of his time to understand and he knows that and the reason he acts so stupid is because he wants to feel connected and in the same level as the only person that talks to him and actually listens (Jake). Jake is the only one that he tells his thoughts to because Amir is in love with Jake on level not fully understood by people of average intelligence.

[@insertdankmeme9610]

Kaylee Speirs I don't know if you're serious or not...

[@felinoel]

Not only that but watch the placement of the sunglasses' frames, they move up and down against the regular glasses.

[@meechivelli]

ZOIDBERG

[@SloanN11]

I just noticed the guy in the back keeps teleporting

[@christiangerholdt1645]

I haaaaaate this key and peal ad omfg

[@pennydesouza]

Just the way Amir says "watch out" at 1:26 cracks me up so much. I feel like these two are getting better and better.

[@xatnu]

Is it just me or does Amir have a perfect radio voice?

[@Dermatillomaniac]

I love how by now Amir expects Jake to cut him off...about time he learned that!

[@WindlBreaker]

Have you ever looked at the background? Changing pretty quickly, magic office!

[@Olipour]

The second jake told amir he had swag i lost it

[@tailsp1n]

this episode genuinely makes me so sad