Jake and Amir: Chugging

[@epicbdragon]

"My mom is married.. to my dad" makes me laugh every time

[@AndrewPonti]

Hey man, kinda weirded out you asked my mom on a date

[@sh0n469]

his lists are better than watchmojo

[@danielbrown3048]

Well... not saying much but you’re right

[@heathercalun4919]

Used toilet paper is a better list than Watchmojo.

[@petrichor1956]

@@heathercalun4919 dog water condensed into a solid is even more useful

[@twoac]

Taupe

[@zach6800]

A kick in the balls is better than watchmojo

[@xXxXimenaXxXx]

jake's delivery of the line "how dare you" at 1:57 has me in stitches every time

[@michaelkopischke8072]

1:57 This is among the funniest moments in the series for me and that's saying a lot. The fact that he doesn't even seem overly anger makes it all the funnier.

[@ScruffsX]

Luke Ffrench disagree completely. He’s a great actor and this show doesn’t work without him

[@Hellopleesh]

@Luke Ffrench It's much harder to play the straight man correctly than the weird psychopath.

[@greatestshowonpaper]

this part had me crying

[@LeoninMinecraft]

AMONG?!?!?!?!!? SUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@maybetomorrownewmaker]

@@LeoninMinecraft jake and amir: among us would be an amazing episode

[@dedicatedsleuth]

"I mean, how dare you." That was my favorite line XD

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

I call beer "golden oat soda" on the regular and people don't even question me

[@Syrange13]

"I don't wanna rock out like that" is an underrated gem.

[@brendontompa-clinch2306]

I love how he says it so quiet and sincere

[@PingyRules55555]

I love Amir's use of the phrase "Another day at the races." It gets me every time.

[@JimBeans]

"...I mean, how dare you?"

[@Ducks314]

"#4.......a simple rose"

[@maddiehansen5661]

"...not a beer."

[@Pedakin]

"It's not a BIRD!"

[@Ducks314]

Pedakin "You think everything that isn't a bird is a fish?"

[@DarkSaintElite21]

+Ducks314 sale was a bird.

[@brentg6516]

-another day at the races- -another gay in my braces- -another day in your graces-

[@cogtroper]

666

[@AndrewPonti]

@@cogtroper I got a Heinie in one hand

[@rondovk]

Subcaption

[@beng9906]

It happened by chance A happenstance It happens, Nance!

[@Rokinwubzies13109]

I wonder what the next line was going to be... “another lay in dark spaces”, “another bae in my chases” Stop me when I’m getting warm

[@ScarefishPlays]

the ancient scroll has a barcode on the back of it

[@minartson]

Ancient Barcode

[@Felarchy]

+Mäu For ancient Wal-Mart

[@CFijWPG]

How did I never notice that?

[@docdarlin5491]

J&A on HeadGum

[@thenicksterd2334]

@@docdarlin5491 its not nearly as good though if you want more j&a look up lonely and horny

[@tfwcook]

This was posted on my 21st birthday and to this date is my favorite episode of all time. Jake and Amir came to my undergrad (with Streeter) for a show and after signed a paper that said "whale's tail pale ale for this frail gale." I'm so happy revisiting this :)

[@explanationmark_]

that’s a sweet story :)

[@joshuagall7252]

"Got a heinie in one hand and a Heine in the other" what a brilliant line oml

[@gabbied8083]

"Doesn't matter as long as I'm slurping it down with the woman of my dreams" "My mom?" "My momm :)" "Wait my mom or your-" "YOUR MOM"

[@DirectorTaffy]

Gabbie D does that mean Amir...

[@AlexRejba]

Had me laughing so hard.

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

I always think "nah, these will get old. I cant keep laughing at them. Lemme just see." Nah they're still great

[@ctenosaura7380]

Right? Ive seen this one like 20 Times and i still laugh

[@TheSyl63]

Still good

[@lucyanne9626]

"I don't want to rock out like that."

[@17raysplays29]

1:02 I love that Jake compliments the effort since that's his rhyming scheme

[@whatsupwith41]

there is nothing like this on the internet, theyre very good actors

[@euansmith3092]

1:52 might be the funniest moment in Jake and Amir

[@jmq4121]

This is the most patient Jake has ever been with Amir. Especially considering the way he is harassing Jake’s parents on Facebook

[@jommysalami227]

1:33 every once in a while the amir reaction shots are better than the script

[@Taffynation]

The scroll has a barcode....haha

[@joesmalls]

"i mean how dare you" maybe the funniest jake and amir line uve ever heard 😂

[@brandony8691]

0:59 probably my favorite rhyme scheme of the series is also something that would legitimately be on the list.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

It IS a solid rhyming effort

[@Asdasty]

+Brandon Young For rail

[@kfitzp88]

.."i mean how dare you" probably the funniest thing jake has ever said

[@nilek198]

Idk why another day in your graces is the funniest one

[@arabwaluigi5248]

Jakes delivery is so good in this one

[@jwoody2396]

Best Jake and Amir yet!!!

[@Obi-WanKannabis]

They have to make an episode where it's an Amir POV...

[@BlizzardofOze]

They did. Don't remember the exact title but it's when Amir goes to the bathroom and is afraid to flush the toilet

[@cocomonkilla]

all the Ace and Jocelyn episodes are pretty close

[@lorie15]

I think this ep has my favorite script of all time. Years and years later I still quote so many of the jokes !!

[@AndrewPonti]

No it's not.... it's vodka and Redbull. .. STOP! The way Jjkae says 'stop' always gets me.

[@WeaselHorizon]

I just realized that Jake is wearing a Car Talk shirt in this episode. It's all coming together.

[@johnlewtas6833]

amir’s cheeky face at 1:35 is priceless

[@AmishRifle]

I like that the "ancient scroll" has a bar code stuck to the back.

[@getflankedm9794]

cockadoodle yours

[@AndrewDinspechin]

I don't wanna rock out like that

[@DrJohnZoidberg125]

***** Neither do I

[@Yoctopory]

I come back every 11 years to watch this (apparently)

[@deadbutworking]

Jake is so gorgeous in this one.

[@dhvsheabdh]

Another gay in my braces

[@amf1435]

Gay much

[@xtremelifter87]

One the best videos done thus far

[@AlexAlucard666]

who cares if he's hitting on his mom shes a fricken dime, and frankly we dont know how his dad got her

[@thenobalnacho]

Alex Ander his dad is a gourd after all

[@taylorhardiemusic]

I love the sales bar on the ancient scroll

[@bfmw13]

"how dare you?" hahahahaah

[@Silverwind87]

10. Pabst Blue Ribbon 9. It don't matter 8. Vodka & Red Bull 7. Nantucket Cisco Brewery Pale Ale 6. Heineken 5. It don't matter 4. A simple rosé 3. Anything free 2. Newcastle Brown Ale 1. It don't matter

[@scytha3721]

The boys are back, doing a scroll marathon. Lets goooooo

[@elendiel]

Oh god yess! Hotbox was one of my all time collegehumor favourites! This is gold!

[@מידןטמיר]

Those aren't scrolls, those are diaries (Jake and Amir: Journal)

[@nemesis962074]

Man thanks CollegeHumor, I almost unsubscribed after those months were all the videos had 50% dislikes and mediocre at best, but now they're all good :D!

[@adamlet094]

at 1:23 at the bottom right coner you can see the bar code on the paper

[@misstohru6063]

You can see it at 1:08 too I still want my scroll...

[@101xp]

You can already see it at the very beginning

[@mandybmth]

I am so grateful for the fact that there are over 450+ of these... Who needs a life or friends on a friday?! .....

[@Asdasty]

1:33 Tom Hardy

[@briankiernan7501]

haha yeah I kinda see it

[@scoobydont3191]

+Best Braai thats th best comment ive read

[@brucerobertson19]

+Best Braai I was thinking he had a very "Meryl Streep" look about him

[@jd60irish]

arguably the best jake and amir video

[@RatedMforMeenie]

anyone else binging now that the most recent episode was uploaded?

[@partylikeits1066]

Finally a great episode again

[@dixiecronin7791]

After hearing Jake's mom on their podcast, I can see why Amir would ask her out lol

[@WeCameAsKim]

"I'm talking about what a patron doesn't finish at the bar. I'm chugging that bitch and running real far." favorite part of the video

[@DenderFriend]

At first I thought Amir was just getting his last name wrong, but with the weird "Jake's mom" subplot going on, it seems like Amir may have already declared himself married to Jake's mom.

[@JustAnAccountx]

Awesome. I love the new quality.

[@Sunamicoro]

"..as long as I'm chugging it down with the woman of my dreams" "My mom?" "My moooom" "Wait my mom or your mom?" "Your mom" Haha tha's the best

[@ImSquiggs]

I love that you can see the price tag sticker on the scroll, haha

[@UncleDidlles]

Still waiting for my complimentary ancient scroll in 2016

[@YTMLP]

this was one of jake and amir's best. ever.

[@nealdesai8779]

THE FIRST SCROLL!!!

[@tettaresdude1170]

+Ziggy Stardust I think hotbox was actually the first scroll

[@nealdesai8779]

Brother Blue oh lol, im watching these on a playlist in chronological order, i guess it skipped a bunch

[@tettaresdude1170]

not all of them were uploaded to youtube so some of them you will find, uploaded by other people who were mirroring youtube

[@nealdesai8779]

Brother Blue ah /= is there any place i can get a full cronological order off all the episodes? It's kinda late, im already in the mid 2013s /=

[@octopusph.d7737]

+Ziggy Stardust there are 7. I'm watching a chronological list that has all of them

[@partylikeits1066]

This is my favouraite jake and amir. I've seriously watched it a bad amount of times

[@PettyPranks]

What a great day! So many College Humor videos! I'll poop later.

[@wraithtk247]

i cant watch too many of these in a row because i can feel my faith in humanity seep away every time amir speaks and get the insatiable urge to get really drunk.

[@EvilCucumbers17]

"By Amir Valerie HURWITZ!" "Don't"

[@Jay1011]

By far my favorite

[@joeoliver2496]

Where does Amir get those scrolls

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+The Jude Of OCs --- He actually stole them from a museum curator

[@lucyanne9626]

+Joe Oliver He raids ancient pirate ships.

[@aziz_khan]

So many banger lines in this one video

[@MrJrrocker]

2020 who whoop whoop

[@Blackiechan2711]

This is by far my favourite episode

[@HerBedHead]

car talk tee shirt hell yeah

[@TouchTheRoof]

WHAT !!!!! :O Collegehumor in HD, my life is now complete :O

[@gigs1890]

omg amir was right, winnie's a girl

[@michaelwilson3205]

Best Jake and amir episode of all time

[@TeeBreak]

Wtf

[@nate252]

lol this is the first college humor ive liked in a while

[@emmalucas5379]

The bear he was based on turned out to be a girl.

[@dogerinokripperino4149]

Emma Lucas i am so confused

[@emmalucas5379]

Winnie the Pooh was based on an actual bear. That bear was a she. So she is a he if he she is he.

[@dogerinokripperino4149]

What is happenning

[@al43811]

Actually, no. The bear teddy bears are based off was a female which Theodor Roosevelt refused to kill while hunting, Winnie the Poof was never based on that particular bear

[@mnkittel]

This is one of their best.

[@yeahboix3709]

Another gay in my braces

[@richardkaske252]

Crossed out

[@DeathsChampion]

1:58 The way Jake delivers this line always gets me.

[@crisrod99]

this one is a masterpiece

[@Vellmond]

I've been subscribed for ages! Where's my complimentary ancient scroll?!

[@aerbaer6572]

Forever the best scroll video

[@MrMr13A]

this is one of their best episodes. just hilarious.

[@BenGitles]

this may honestly be the best one yet

[@IBreak4It]

In five years, I need to make a note to come back and rewatch this. Maybe then it will make since to me. Still, the parts I got were hilarious xD

[@megaman455]

I subscribed, I demand an ancient scroll as promised in the annotations. That is clearly a legitimate offer and is the reason I subscribed.

[@jasonwildgrube9331]

im glad jake is back

[@DJbirfday]

i watched this on ch when it first came out. still so good.

[@Josh-st6pu]

1:34 when you argue for 10 mins straight and end up being wrong

[@dale6505]

I like that you can see the barcode sticker for the scroll like it was literally just bought

[@MichelleDang0]

AHHH amir rocking the old faux hawk hair again!!! :D

[@mecca3000]

One of the greats

[@JoeyEmanuele]

This is my favourite Jake and Amir

[@Mayorofpeepsville]

One and ah not done. I WANT TWO

[@ToughWaffles]

Prob my fav episode

[@chargersfan1111]

I've already watched all the ones on that website too haha

[@MattS95]

Rewatching episodes and just noticed this scroll has the barcode on it still

[@Kornfreak668]

Best one ever!

[@viennalucca]

loving the tag on the the back of the scroll