Jake and Amir: Chugging

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[@sh0n469]

his lists are better than watchmojo

[@danielbrown3048]

Well... not saying much but you’re right

[@heathercalun4919]

Used toilet paper is a better list than Watchmojo.

[@petrichor1956]

@@heathercalun4919 dog water condensed into a solid is even more useful

[@twoac]

Taupe

[@epicbdragon]

"My mom is married.. to my dad" makes me laugh every time

[@AndrewPonti]

Hey man, kinda weirded out you asked my mom on a date

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

I call beer "golden oat soda" on the regular and people don't even question me

[@brentg6516]

-another day at the races- -another gay in my braces- -another day in your graces-

[@cogtroper]

666

[@AndrewPonti]

@@cogtroper I got a Heinie in one hand

[@rondovk]

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[@beng9906]

It happened by chance A happenstance It happens, Nance!

[@Rokinwubzies13109]

I wonder what the next line was going to be... “another lay in dark spaces”, “another bae in my chases” Stop me when I’m getting warm

[@dedicatedsleuth]

"I mean, how dare you." That was my favorite line XD

[@screwzerulesihavebux]

jake's delivery of the line "how dare you" at 1:57 has me in stitches every time

[@michaelkopischke8072]

1:57 This is among the funniest moments in the series for me and that's saying a lot. The fact that he doesn't even seem overly anger makes it all the funnier.

[@ScruffsX]

Luke Ffrench disagree completely. He’s a great actor and this show doesn’t work without him

[@Hellopleesh]

@Luke Ffrench It's much harder to play the straight man correctly than the weird psychopath.

[@greatestshowonpaper]

this part had me crying

[@LeoninMinecraft]

AMONG?!?!?!?!!? SUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@maybetomorrowmaybe]

@@LeoninMinecraft jake and amir: among us would be an amazing episode

[@Syrange13]

"I don't wanna rock out like that" is an underrated gem.

[@brendontompa-clinch2306]

I love how he says it so quiet and sincere

[@JimBeans]

"...I mean, how dare you?"

[@Ducks314]

"#4.......a simple rose"

[@maddiehansen5661]

"...not a beer."

[@Pedakin]

"It's not a BIRD!"

[@Ducks314]

Pedakin "You think everything that isn't a bird is a fish?"

[@DarkSaintElite21]

+Ducks314 sale was a bird.

[@PingyRules55555]

I love Amir's use of the phrase "Another day at the races." It gets me every time.

[@joshuagall7252]

"Got a heinie in one hand and a Heine in the other" what a brilliant line oml

[@ScarefishPlays]

the ancient scroll has a barcode on the back of it

[@MartinWasTaken]

Ancient Barcode

[@Felarchy]

+Mäu For ancient Wal-Mart

[@CFijWPG]

How did I never notice that?

[@docdarlin5491]

J&A on HeadGum

[@thenicksterd2334]

@@docdarlin5491 its not nearly as good though if you want more j&a look up lonely and horny

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

I always think "nah, these will get old. I cant keep laughing at them. Lemme just see." Nah they're still great

[@ctenosaura7380]

Right? Ive seen this one like 20 Times and i still laugh

[@TheSyl63]

Still good

[@lucyanne9626]

"I don't want to rock out like that."

[@tfwcook]

This was posted on my 21st birthday and to this date is my favorite episode of all time. Jake and Amir came to my undergrad (with Streeter) for a show and after signed a paper that said "whale's tail pale ale for this frail gale." I'm so happy revisiting this :)

[@explanationmark_]

that’s a sweet story :)

[@gabbied8083]

"Doesn't matter as long as I'm slurping it down with the woman of my dreams" "My mom?" "My momm :)" "Wait my mom or your-" "YOUR MOM"

[@DirectorTaffy]

Gabbie D does that mean Amir...

[@AlexRejba]

Had me laughing so hard.

[@jommysalami227]

1:33 every once in a while the amir reaction shots are better than the script

[@17raysplays29]

1:02 I love that Jake compliments the effort since that's his rhyming scheme

[@euansmith3092]

1:52 might be the funniest moment in Jake and Amir

[@whatsupwith41]

there is nothing like this on the internet, theyre very good actors

[@kfitzp88]

.."i mean how dare you" probably the funniest thing jake has ever said

[@jmq4121]

This is the most patient Jake has ever been with Amir. Especially considering the way he is harassing Jake’s parents on Facebook

[@brandony8691]

0:59 probably my favorite rhyme scheme of the series is also something that would legitimately be on the list.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

It IS a solid rhyming effort

[@Asdasty]

+Brandon Young For rail

[@Taffynation]

The scroll has a barcode....haha

[@AndrewPonti]

No it's not.... it's vodka and Redbull. .. STOP! The way Jjkae says 'stop' always gets me.

[@arabwaluigi5248]

Jakes delivery is so good in this one

[@Obi-WanKannabis]

They have to make an episode where it's an Amir POV...

[@BlizzardofOze]

They did. Don't remember the exact title but it's when Amir goes to the bathroom and is afraid to flush the toilet

[@cocomonkilla]

all the Ace and Jocelyn episodes are pretty close

[@joesmalls]

"i mean how dare you" maybe the funniest jake and amir line uve ever heard 😂

[@deadbutworking]

Jake is so gorgeous in this one.

[@dhvsheabdh]

Another gay in my braces

[@amf1435]

Gay much

[@WeaselHorizon]

I just realized that Jake is wearing a Car Talk shirt in this episode. It's all coming together.

[@nilek198]

Idk why another day in your graces is the funniest one

[@getflankedm9794]

cockadoodle yours

[@AndrewDinspechin]

I don't wanna rock out like that

[@DrJohnZoidberg125]

***** Neither do I

[@bfmw13]

"how dare you?" hahahahaah

[@johnlewtas6833]

amir’s cheeky face at 1:35 is priceless

[@lorie15]

I think this ep has my favorite script of all time. Years and years later I still quote so many of the jokes !!

[@jwoody2396]

Best Jake and Amir yet!!!

[@user-jn3lg9um5e]

Those aren't scrolls, those are diaries (Jake and Amir: Journal)

[@scytha3721]

The boys are back, doing a scroll marathon. Lets goooooo

[@elendiel]

Oh god yess! Hotbox was one of my all time collegehumor favourites! This is gold!

[@xtremelifter87]

One the best videos done thus far

[@AlexAlucard666]

who cares if he's hitting on his mom shes a fricken dime, and frankly we dont know how his dad got her

[@thenobalnacho]

Alex Ander his dad is a gourd after all

[@nealdesai8779]

THE FIRST SCROLL!!!

[@tettaresdude1170]

+Ziggy Stardust I think hotbox was actually the first scroll

[@nealdesai8779]

Brother Blue oh lol, im watching these on a playlist in chronological order, i guess it skipped a bunch

[@tettaresdude1170]

not all of them were uploaded to youtube so some of them you will find, uploaded by other people who were mirroring youtube

[@nealdesai8779]

Brother Blue ah /= is there any place i can get a full cronological order off all the episodes? It's kinda late, im already in the mid 2013s /=

[@octopusph.d7737]

+Ziggy Stardust there are 7. I'm watching a chronological list that has all of them

[@wraithtk247]

i cant watch too many of these in a row because i can feel my faith in humanity seep away every time amir speaks and get the insatiable urge to get really drunk.

[@jd60irish]

arguably the best jake and amir video

[@dixiecronin7791]

After hearing Jake's mom on their podcast, I can see why Amir would ask her out lol

[@UncleDidlles]

Still waiting for my complimentary ancient scroll in 2016

[@mandybmth]

I am so grateful for the fact that there are over 450+ of these... Who needs a life or friends on a friday?! .....

[@DeathsChampion]

1:58 The way Jake delivers this line always gets me.

[@RatedMforMeenie]

anyone else binging now that the most recent episode was uploaded?

[@EvilCucumbers17]

"By Amir Valerie HURWITZ!" "Don't"

[@Yoctopory]

I come back every 11 years to watch this (apparently)

[@Jay1011]

By far my favorite

[@DenderFriend]

At first I thought Amir was just getting his last name wrong, but with the weird "Jake's mom" subplot going on, it seems like Amir may have already declared himself married to Jake's mom.

[@Sunamicoro]

"..as long as I'm chugging it down with the woman of my dreams" "My mom?" "My moooom" "Wait my mom or your mom?" "Your mom" Haha tha's the best

[@nemesis962074]

Man thanks CollegeHumor, I almost unsubscribed after those months were all the videos had 50% dislikes and mediocre at best, but now they're all good :D!

[@partylikeits1066]

Finally a great episode again

[@Asdasty]

1:33 Tom Hardy

[@briankiernan7501]

haha yeah I kinda see it

[@scoobydont3191]

+Best Braai thats th best comment ive read

[@brucerobertson19]

+Best Braai I was thinking he had a very "Meryl Streep" look about him

[@PettyPranks]

What a great day! So many College Humor videos! I'll poop later.

[@Blackiechan2711]

This is by far my favourite episode

[@YTMLP]

this was one of jake and amir's best. ever.

[@HerBedHead]

car talk tee shirt hell yeah

[@MrJrrocker]

2020 who whoop whoop

[@aerbaer6572]

Forever the best scroll video

[@mnkittel]

This is one of their best.

[@joeoliver2496]

Where does Amir get those scrolls

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+The Jude Of OCs --- He actually stole them from a museum curator

[@lucyanne9626]

+Joe Oliver He raids ancient pirate ships.

[@gigs1890]

omg amir was right, winnie's a girl

[@IBreak4It]

In five years, I need to make a note to come back and rewatch this. Maybe then it will make since to me. Still, the parts I got were hilarious xD

[@partylikeits1066]

This is my favouraite jake and amir. I've seriously watched it a bad amount of times

[@emmalucas5379]

The bear he was based on turned out to be a girl.

[@dogerinokripperino4149]

Emma Lucas i am so confused

[@emmalucas5379]

Winnie the Pooh was based on an actual bear. That bear was a she. So she is a he if he she is he.

[@dogerinokripperino4149]

What is happenning

[@al43811]

Actually, no. The bear teddy bears are based off was a female which Theodor Roosevelt refused to kill while hunting, Winnie the Poof was never based on that particular bear

[@Bestovius]

Wtf

[@TouchTheRoof]

WHAT !!!!! :O Collegehumor in HD, my life is now complete :O

[@jasonwildgrube9331]

im glad jake is back

[@yeahboix3709]

Another gay in my braces

[@richardkaske252]

Crossed out

[@nate252]

lol this is the first college humor ive liked in a while

[@viennalucca]

loving the tag on the the back of the scroll

[@BenGitles]

this may honestly be the best one yet

[@JustAnAccountx]

Awesome. I love the new quality.

[@michaelwilson3205]

Best Jake and amir episode of all time

[@MrMr13A]

this is one of their best episodes. just hilarious.

[@DGkira]

1:01 Hell yeah I live in Nantucket! Maybe I'll get to see these guys over the summer

[@JoeyEmanuele]

This is my favourite Jake and Amir

[@crisrod99]

this one is a masterpiece

[@ToughWaffles]

Prob my fav episode

[@DJbirfday]

i watched this on ch when it first came out. still so good.

[@mecca3000]

One of the greats

[@iiTzMoPZii]

i always crack up when i see amir pulling faces when jake says anything.

[@Kornfreak668]

Best one ever!

[@MichelleDang0]

AHHH amir rocking the old faux hawk hair again!!! :D

[@tiamta]

Last episode Jake told Amir he could change his name. so he did. The subtle jokes are amazing

[@michaelkopischke8072]

+tiamta Would you happen to remember the episode?

[@tiamta]

the previous one is rap teacher 3 but i just rematched it and it doesn't have that line. It is one of the ones a little earlier than that. Sorry.

[@taylorhardiemusic]

I love the sales bar on the ancient scroll

[@Vellmond]

I've been subscribed for ages! Where's my complimentary ancient scroll?!

[@wowm8]

This is now my favourite J&A video.

[@jabberwockeythebest]

Thank you for the update, Care level just dropped way below - OVER 9000

[@kenierstad]

The ancient scroll part always cracks me up!

[@ImSquiggs]

I love that you can see the price tag sticker on the scroll, haha

[@bellerophon18]

Easily the best Jake and amir in a while haha

[@22Mrjsmooth]

My favorite parts in Jake and Amir episode are when Amir yells like that "I WANT TWO" ahaha I died

[@SamDSo]

i love the list episodes.

[@ThePhml]

Best Thumbnail Ever

[@JF96125]

I like the car talk shirt. I love listening to that.