Jake and Amir: Feminist

[@Maazin5]

"I wish one thing led to another because what happened next was all at once." What a hilariously beautiful line

[@85BRox]

666 likes; nice

[@lucyanne9626]

Amir is so good at telling stories. Too bad they're all sad, disturbing, and/or illegal.

[@peoplearejolly9361]

+Sam S what would you expect he's amir

[@abemrofchak]

+Sam S And just a little bit coy.

[@dusk565]

Maybe because his dad frickin' moved.

[@quantumblurrr]

+dusk565 Yeah, an evil man with tiny, spindly little legs

[@ArmedPlaysMC]

+Sam S Or las vegas

[@markkittel44]

it's like listening to One long string of Cards Against Humanity answers.

[@idiot4501]

Wow this is the most accurate thing I've read

[@nightworld4658]

Mark Kittel it's like mini ladds Cards Against Humanity videos when Jiggly says wierd shit

[@gingerboi8773]

Thats how they wright the scripts.

[@rensbrand5176]

Never understood how people could like that game

[@xHaloxReviewerx117x]

@@rensbrand5176 it's fun especially after a few drinks

[@Logan-td8yk]

Tightest writing ever. They don’t go more than a few seconds without a joke

[@aeater2501]

references in this video: - here comes the bride - sally field's oscar speech (you like me) - taco bell (think outside the bun) - brady bunch (hair of gold) - fear and loathing in las vegas - pocahontas (blue corn moon) - ace ventura (alrighty then)

[@henrygoodyear2029]

I went to the same rehab sally fields went to. In Toronto. Bigger celebs went there but she was my goal. To be a flying nun. (Clean and sober)

[@shelby6745]

You forgot the scissor sisters reference

[@XTendoKlaws]

And jeapordy of course

[@hotstuffwatcher]

@@XTendoKlaws rip alex

[@munjee2]

"Paul's cousin texted me something funny" Is a reference to the worldcup episode

[@amant.e.celestial]

I love how done Jake actually is

[@quantumblurrr]

I know its literally like he can't even

[@randylahey395]

Daddy

[@mujjuman]

damn u cute af

[@plokijum]

Jjkae

[@youredumb2575]

@@plokijum impossible, he doesnt mistype

[@legoindy111]

All of them had hair of gold, *like their mother, the youngest one threw* SQUIRRELS. One landed in my mouth like a furry ball gag.

[@tirthpatel1562]

i miss jake and amir

[@donavonduke1305]

What happened to them

[@alexanderweinstein1880]

Some queen douche canceled them.

[@williandalsoto806]

+Alexander Weinstein They decided to end, completing 8 years.

[@Yogabba]

Watch Headgum and listen to their podcast! #J&AForever

[@christianmccauley7340]

Tirth Patel don’t we all

[@carlislewalker2699]

you can always tell when jake just can't get through a scene when he covers his face. it's so cute.

[@Suchwerewolf]

Or when he’s trying to wince to hide his grin

[@Wiizl]

Holy fuck, Amir really deserves an Oscar.

[@michaelcrozier8322]

Wiizl Playing a "straight man" character is much harder than playing crazy

[@michaelcrozier8322]

Wiizl That said, Amir being the rational one in certain episodes is probably the best acting in the series

[@cyn_na_mini]

I wanna see the outtakes, we all know Jake was laughing his ass off when not on camera

[@audreyobrien998]

"if i don't decide to go stag to my own wedding" is a hilarious line you'd hear in a 2020 incel thread, Amir predicts the future yet again

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

What does that even mean though

[@thegreatgamelord8640]

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 going stag is when you go to a party by yourself. He saying he’s going to be alone

[@a.s.219]

@@thegreatgamelord8640: how is that an "incel" thing, though? i swear, the word doesn't even hold any meaning anymore. people just see the buzzword and automatically like to feel better about themselves like, what's the connection. it's like OP has been wanting to use the word for months and finally found a place to shoe-horn it in

[@brettwilson2589]

He is a philosopher and a god, upvote him to karma heaven baby

[@jonathanmartin4667]

He has to do the entire jeapordy song just to make this story more painful and awkward genius

[@Chaos.A]

I'm seeing a lot of comments about angry feminists but I'm not seeing a lot of angry feminists

[@marvelgirlxvii]

It’s amazing how common that is. People complaining about angry feminists when they are no where to be seen.

[@bbseal6174]

i see this comment but not a lot of comments about angry feminists or angry feminists

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

This is the ultimate story-time episode everything just flows so perfectly.

[@maxmustermann7652]

That last joke was actually kinda funny...

[@ThrillaWhale]

Max Mustermann You sure you weren't mistaking it for Paul's cousin's funny text?

[@2cita05]

+Thrilla Whale hahaha!

[@TCt83067695]

Max Mustermann or racist depending on the race of the baby...

[@scalwi]

it is an old joke...I know it from Flip Wilson, but it could be older than that: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZCciYJ7hLiKeLs

[@devin_so_devious]

I freaking love watching Jerk and Abish.

[@dickburns4126]

I gotta say. This is the best written episode. Love Jake and a Bear.

[@buenosnochesbonita]

Lol did anyone actually watch the video? It's not really about feminism

[@matheuscecilio9977]

"out of fear, loathing or Las Vegas" has to be one their best lines!

[@CantFightRobots]

agreed haha

[@heefsies]

this one very nearly went a full three minutes before jake got in a single word. impressive.

[@robertfalk3767]

This was like 5% Jake, 95% Amir.

[@twentysixand6228]

"I will take things you don't want your parents to see after leaving a restaurant for there 42nd anniversary" .. Interesting. In a earlier video - Jake and Amir: Day After Thanksgiving - Amir reveals his father is 42 years of age. I will take that his father is only 11 years older; I will not however believe that there parents were married at birth... im bored

[@weoutchea3982]

“Amir Hurwitz” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TomHPMc]

Don't read the comments. For the love of all that is great in the world, don't read the comments.

[@gulmaraz5931]

Tom McRoberts Yeah Tom god forbid you stumble across an opinion different from your own.

[@AnthonyLopez-kq7yk]

@@gulmaraz5931 Yeah just like how I don't want somebody telling me a blue cup is purple

[@bighoodie4315]

Best start to a jake and amir ever, beautiful cold open, from the flowers to the DWEEB. masterpiece.

[@Suchwerewolf]

The way he says “dweeb” absolutely winds me

[@Sener]

Easily the greatest beginning of a jake and amir episode.

[@fsociety6983]

It's kind of depressing how many people think this is an actual commentary on modern day feminism (for better or worse)

[@kiera6646]

Feminism is, by definition, the belief that women and men should be treated equally. EVERYONE should be a feminist.

[@shad0wzilla383]

No feminism is women trying to get more rights than men, I believe that everyone should be treated equally.

[@evawilson2841]

Godzilla King You do not know the definition of feminism sorry

[@evawilson2841]

***** Doesnt sound like you know many nice feminists then. Feminists focus on equal rights AND responsibilities for women AND men.

[@fredrikingren-ahlman1191]

I hate the argument that feminism is equality because it's defined as that. North Korea is defined as a democracy based on its name. Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. Does that make it so? No. Feminism has some of the most batshit insane people who ever lived associated to their group and were allowed to freely spread their ignorance. Mary Daly is one example. She was a professor of Women's Studies at Boston College for over 30 years and held the belief that men were inherently less intelligent than women and should be wiped off the face of the planet. Women who actually helped out other women has since long left the cult and actively speak up against it, like Erin Pizzey who established the first battered women's shelter. When she dared to suggest that men suffer in domestic disputes as well, she and her family received death threats from feminists and was forced to flee England to survive. Before she was able to escape, her dog was hung with a rope and gutted just outside of her door with a message in the dog's blood that read: "Traitor".

[@dannymhjretr]

Eva Wilson Sure they do, keep telling your self that.

[@firehawk5628]

I think this is the funniest Jake and Amir I've ever seen. New favorite!! Great work CH!!

[@WonderlandCrafting07]

I think I can still recite this episode word for word 4 years later

[@MTyler8787]

Comment is 4 years old… so 8 years since this came our.. still got it 8 years out?

[@TehTrollinStone]

*sees title of video* Hoo boy. *sees dislike bar is larger than most other J&A's* Hooooo boy. *scrolls into comment section* Hooooooooooo boy, oh boy.

[@samwiseshanti]

+TehTrollinStone lol.

[@TCt83067695]

It's since balanced out just for fyi

[@sectorcodec]

First funny jake and amir in a while, congrats on seeing them go back to their crazy story roots.

[@Silhouette93]

"go back to their crazy story roots". You don't watch them at all do you?

[@sectorcodec]

Silhouette93 Yes, I do. Ever seen Beeper? Or that one with the back of the head I'm forgetting about?

[@JD2jr.]

This is the only comment worth reading. And it's true.

[@thekiltedcelt1484]

YayItsScarlett Don't you just hate when someone chucks a cast-iron skillet at the back of your frickin' face so hard you forget the name of an episode?

[@sectorcodec]

The Kilted Celt That's exactly what happened while I was in the Big Crapple with my Dad. Yeah, he freakin moved there.

[@GaffsNotLaffs]

Amir’s monologues are truly fucking incredible

[@bigt1877]

Could have used “once they became violent I asked to speak to the man in charge”

[@ZakMX10]

when Amir said squirrels I almost choked

[@MegaMamedSpark]

Anyone notice paul's cousin keeps sending funny texts that makes amir think people are laughing at his jokes. (Showed up in the world cup episode)

[@Vyris2D]

My husband still hold doors for me because he wants to and I still cook him dinner every night because I want to. He lifts heavy objects and opens jars because that's what he's better at and I memorize appointments and do our administration because that's what I'm better at. We have physical and mental differences that are partially due to gender and we're comfortable with that. It just works for us because we are filling each other's flaws perfectly. We're equal in a sense that neither of us thinks of or treats the other like the lesser gender. We're just in perfect understanding with our differences while still having mutual respect. Ofcourse I'm not saying everyone is or should be like that. Everyone is different in their own ways, not just gender. Everyone has their own harmony. I'm just saying that even the traditional way can be an equal one :)

[@moduspwnenz]

No feminist ever said that thats wrong, dipshit. What i can tell you is that you and your husband are probably also equal in how idiotic you morons are. Maybe stfu and look shit up before spewing stupid shit lmao

[@TheMrComentarista]

Modus Pwnens what is your problem?

[@TCt83067695]

Modus Pwnens who hurt you poor baby ?

[@joshsquash9917]

MissVyris thissssssss isssssss...a jake and Amir video. Meant to be comedic and not in any way serious. I hope this comment was meant for another video. Maybe. But yea otherwise I agree with everything you said, we’re the same way.

[@Crimson_Thief007]

Modus Pwnens Triggered much?

[@AmazingGriffin]

Is nobody going to mention how this is probably the best Jake and Amir video out there?

[@shadowsoulless6227]

You can see Jake clearly losing his shit and that's what he puts his head down

[@CoverWizrd]

I've watched this a bad amount of times

[@thdremily]

Back when college humor was on top of the internet

[@Known2B]

I love how his parents got married and had Amir at the age of 11

[@MotionEpixProduction]

My senior quote will be from this monologue. I haven't decided which portion yet, but I'm adamant about it.

[@LonexWolf415]

How does ANYONE get any work done around Amir?!?!

[@roughryder5]

Man! I feel like Jake and Amir was so under-appreciated. They deserve more recognition than they got and are currently getting. I mean their new show on Head Gum is absolutely hilarious, yet they only have less than 50k subs.

[@jacobhall5927]

I promised I wouldn't read the comments. I really did.

[@PURPLYELLOWPINK]

I hope someone has used this as a monologue once in their life

[@Sweet_Dee]

I have a few Amir monologues memorized. Im just waiting for my opportunity to do this lol

[@brettwilson2589]

If you can record yourself doing a shot for shot Amir monologue I’ll owe you 5 bucks, you Sasquatch

[@lpfan368]

This may by my favorite monologue of all time :)

[@aliceroberts5928]

Hold on. Amirs dad is 42 years old, and on their 42nd anniversary?

[@schmurble2254]

Feminism: Yes. I support it fully. Radical Feminism (also known as Feminazis on the internet): Fuck no. That goes against everything that feminism stands for. Like. If there was a weight, and it was equal, as soon as you apply Radical Feminism, it becomes so unbalanced it's insane.

[@alex29443]

there are no well-informed liberal feminists that I'm aware of. The extent of the mis-information of things like the fictitious wage gap, the blunt neglect of mens issues in their hunt for 'equality' (in criminal court, the majority of violent crime, in academic achievement, in reproductive rights etc) and the straight-up sexism of things like teaching boys 'not to rape' (immediately implying that all men are rapists to the core) - these things are pretty common to the entire movement... if you want equality, you definitely shouldn't call yourself a feminist.

[@Grokford]

You have the sexist feminists and then you have the feminists who are either ignorant of or unwilling to acknowledge afore mentioned feminists.Neither of these groups are able to affect positive change.

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

This might be one of the highest Amir talking to Jake talking ratios in any episode

[@josephruben97]

This title had so much potential

[@SabaDhutt]

Watching their first videos, and then watching ones at this moment in time, it's amazing how much they improved.

[@marmiteghost]

i stand by the fact feminism is equality, but here is the problem, ladies. you have to stop telling this to guys, and start telling it to girls. because really the group responsible for making guys go against feminism are the extremist women saying all kinds of sexist shit then claim it to be in the name of feminism. start with them, educate your girls. because it doesn't matter how many times you *tell* a guy about all that equality jazz when there are self-proclaimed feminists out there *proving* they want more than equality.

[@abishaakmal7455]

agreed to that. i studied feminism and what extremist do is forcing sex equality, not gender equality. this drives society to think that modern feminism is shit.

[@KneeCapHill]

Morozov Akmal explain to me the difference between gender equality and sex equality

[@abishaakmal7455]

Sex equality is when male and female presume as the same sex. While the gender equality doesn't. There are still specified gender role that differenciates us, eg the majority of construction worker is male bec of the physical task, or the pre school teacher mostly female bec women tends to be more caring. Or the simplest example women nurturing her offspring while her man works to provide his family. Its mostly because theres a role for both gender. if not why do we exist as male and female.

[@KneeCapHill]

oh fuck that's a lot to read at this time of night

[@KneeCapHill]

btw if women want to start getting paid as much as men get paid they should go steril. If a woman only wants to persue her career and is not contempt with how business treats women they should just go sterile. In this case NONE of what the business company has to say regarding her maternity risks could stand

[@blonikcool]

Two years ago, I subbed to CH by mistake. And until now, I haven't decided if I should unsub or just remain subbed :P Sometimes they post amusing stuff. Sometimes it's boring stuff.

[@jadenedaj]

Jake and Amir are basically the only thing worth watching now Streeter/Sarah/Jeff and Patrick barely are on the show/aint on it at all. I guess Emily is pretty cool though. /rant

[@acanthusnoir]

Jaden Oldfield Streeter, Sarah, and Jeff left a while ago. Also in my opinion Emily is the worst thing to happen to CH ever.

[@jadenedaj]

Acanthus Noir I know, but Emily is pretty funny once you get to know her, listen to some podcasts with her on them, she is an okay guy.

[@acanthusnoir]

Jaden Oldfield I still disagree. But I won't argue with ya.

[@jadenedaj]

Acanthus Noir Yeah, well every CH employee is someones most hated and someones most loved character.

[@mihirp9546]

that was actually a pretty good joke lol

[@TheLemonymelony]

wow look at all the people that hate the fact that women want to be treated equally

[@Goldberg-wz5fx]

No one hates the fact that women want to be treated equally you dense fuckwad. Did you even read any of the comments or did you just rush to type your simplistic applause break tier comment?

[@gusgarrison9211]

Okay but we gotta admit that the bus joke was funny. A broken clock is right twice a day

[@aidsdoh8286]

So in a previous episode it said amirs dad is 42, and its their 42nd anniversary.... hmmm

[@jamesjonathan7187]

That's just cuz they got married on June 43rd, 1.

[@pikistikman]

Clever, you didn't actually make it about feminism. Good move.

[@missbexiee]

Scroll back up... the comments are all offensive and stupid (yes, it is *exactly* what you think it will be). Let the children make their comments, but please - just scroll back up... not worth it.

[@finzer2]

What is your profile pic from? :)

[@missbexiee]

Finlay Craig Hetalia. :D It's Germany getting ready to cook. x3

[@TheSwayzeTrain]

The comments are always offensive and stupid, its business as usual!

[@JRMCNEA]

James Murphy Isn't that what we come here for anyway?

[@TheSwayzeTrain]

JRMCNEA I came here because I was told that there would be a "free hat".

[@ggmaliki]

I really don't understand why I expected logic and resonable debates and discussion when I went to read these comments. It's KZbin.

[@SloeElvis]

"what happened next was all at once" How did they come up with such brilliant dialogue

[@jessaiee]

Idk why but each time i watch this skit, the way amir says the last "DWEEB" cracks me up

[@hi00118]

“Out of fear, loathing, or Las Vegas”

[@florpflorp8265]

since when did the comments section turn into the MRA reddit page...

[@SpikedYum]

That awkward moment when you don't have to be an MRA to be an anti-feminist.

[@florpflorp8265]

maybe not but have you seen the MRA reddit page

[@SpikedYum]

alex polanski Nope. I know MRAs, though, and they typically have good points.

[@PriscillaCollings]

TragedyStrikes Better than feminists, anyway. I was banned from the feminist subreddit because of my controversial viewpoints on men not being evil.

[@florpflorp8265]

oh god what have i done, I've created a monster

[@paulmag91]

This was sad. Amir tries so hard to make Jake love him. :(

[@MazzazzK]

Amir has the best monologues ever. Nothing makes sense, yet everything transitions.

[@wowzers1237____]

This is Amir at his Amir-iest.

[@floofygod]

I've seen some of these episodes more times than a naked woman.

[@TBakerXD]

Same, and this is my first time watching these guys

[@miyajohnson8982]

the comments section is like r/meninism

[@Star-pl1xs]

idc how long ago u posted this u spit truth & I needa hand u this W

[@ttdmax5711]

Out of fear, loathing, or Las Vegas!

[@thatoneparty6237]

ttd max I shit u not I was watching it while reading the comments and your comment came up at the same time Amir said the line I’m freaking out

[@cool9first]

Good music

[@DANRRAN]

oh my god, this has to be one of the best Jake and Amir videos yet

[@pacloward]

Why is Jake and Amir still popular? My blood pressure rises just watching their skits.

[@AndrewDinspechin]

*Here comes the dweeb, Here comes the* DWEEB.

[@tomam1100]

They used to make fun of SJWs... now they are SJWs.

[@dolphins1346]

Sad but true

[@korio4923]

How so?

[@tomam1100]

to collegehumor.com and see the feminazi bullshtit, I guess college is now filled with SJWs anyways so whatever

[@korio4923]

Is there, like, a specific article or video or something, just so I'm not looking forever at random stuff?

[@TheBHNetwork]

Hey guys! HOW BOUT WE START A GENDER WAR?

[@shad0wzilla383]

I refuse because that will prove nothing

[@Cosmic-Turtle]

I don't think it's about the two genders throwing insults at each other as if it were kindergarten all over again. There are just a lot of people (even women) calling out the problems that modern day feminism has brought. And to be honest without sounding rude, I can't really blame them.

[@JUanHernandezism]

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

[@RemixkingDystansy]

we would if we had a shanks to stop it

[@elouise4734]

Trying to find the original diva roach comment in earlier episodes. Anyone know where I can find it?

[@hugba]

Moustached Amir is got tier

[@JoelKellenProductions]

They say it's humor, but I'm sure that there's some extreme feminists who'd do this exact thing.

[@RyCASTLE]

There's no way Jake could be keeping a straight face that entire epic rant

[@kozmikoblivion]

Amir loves Drake's attention and Jake loves that Amir loves him and makes him feel intelligent by proxy

[@saxo689]

Drake?

[@tylermaryak3653]

now that i've seen some outtake videos, i wish i could see them all. i bet the one for this clip would be like 10 minutes long.

[@jamesgrimes4587]

Thought the exact same thing

[@robotiquebleu9619]

There’s so much happening in this video

[@JOEking990]

I was laughing from the very beginning! People need to keep in mind that this is a joke. A hilarious joke.

[@crushy44]

"scrolls down to see funny comments about the video"....."scrolls back up immediately"

[@piequals314]

@@SearchForHim maybe because asterisks make it bold?

[@sereysothe.a]

i honestly did laugh at the joke at the end

[@brutlwarrior]

I think the greatest acting here was Jake not laughing through that whole thing. Hilarious!

[@StuckUnderTheCovers]

One of, if not the best Jake and Amir videos ever

[@cagriffin101]

I support feminism, however I feel that a lot of people misconstrue what it really means. There are a lot of women that take feminism to mean that they want to lower men rather than bring up women. I've met "feminists" who truly believe that all men are inherently evil and think that women should be under them. Not the case at all. You can't fight for equality and inequality at the same time. Womens rights and such is a human issue, not a woman issue. When you make it all about women what incentive do some men have to help you fight for equality? None. To fight for equality you need the support of men, and you can't do that when you are alienating them.

[@pripensi264]

If your a feminist and are for equal rights, please don't call yourself a feminist- say you're for equality or an egalitarian or something.

[@BlueflameStudios09]

These people aren't feminists, and if they are, they're really bad ones. Very few feminists, or just human beings with any kind of rationality for that matter, want someone to be beneath them. I'm a feminist myself and HIGHLY DOUBT there are as many people who feel so pro-matriarchal as you say they are. If so, they are what we call nutjobs, and are not feminists.

[@alenaftw]

clewis Intimidated by a word just because it has 'fem' at the beginning? pathetic.

[@maxdamagusbroski]

Pretty much everyone supports the "dictionary definition" of feminism. However that is not the feminism informing government policy, cultural propaganda and perversion of the education system to favour girls. Boy performing better than girls? "Fix it!" Girls performing better than boys? "Equality!". Look up Karen Straughn's message to "Nice Feminists" on KZbin. It explains a lot.

[@watchonjar]

we can play the definition game and the not all feminist game all we want but as a collective looking at the fact that all opportunities that feminism has had to help male victims(on the issues they advocate for) they have either been neglected or harmed by feminist advocacy and so feminism is about female privileged nothing more egalitarianism is about equality for all

[@ryanh2934]

Look at all these comments. It's an episode of Jake and Amir, the story included having a tampon shoved up his arse, it is not the type of video that should spark such a war between pro and anti-feminists. Just talk about the video, this was one of the better Jake and Amir videos I've seen in a while. And well done to Amir for managing that in one take (might be wrong, but it looked like one take).

[@mdrummerboy12585]

Who's whatching this in 2019?

[@daijme]

Jakes reactions lmaooo

[@joaoharringtonsena7175]

One of the best starts to an episode ever. THE DWEEB.

[@donkeydolittle1764]

ughh I hate when that happens

[@franksinatradabest]

Jeopardy is on at fucking 7 PM TO 7:30. GET UR FACTS RGHT

[@wesley2936]

Their 42nd anniversary? But in "Day After Thanksgiving," Amir's dad is 42... :P

[@mrkz69420]

think he said 40 seconds :)

[@edwardmolaug4447]

Μάρκος Ντονελής His dad was so embarrassed he friggin moved after 40 seconds of an anniversary

[@wesley2936]

Μάρκος Ντονελής Oh.. well in addition Amir is 31 in this episode, so...

[@Hip45s35]

Only jake and amir can get away with passively talking shit about feminists with a 10:1 like/dislike ratio.

[@breew7126]

i wanna dress in drag and perform this monologe

[@daikucoffee5316]

Alex Jones is already reporting on it like it actually happend on Infowars.