'I made a bet with my friend.' 'Oh yeah, what's the bet?' 'Fuck if I know.'
@randomnessiifull7 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I love jakes delivery of "I'm engaged sweetheart"
@SeraphsWitness2 жыл бұрын
It's pretty hilarious that he's only interested in the girls that aren't interested in him.
@FunFails Жыл бұрын
Same, that cracked me up 😂
@babydingo956 жыл бұрын
still don't understand how Jake negotiated down from a make out to a handkiss
@nexusgiga4 жыл бұрын
He’s desperate
@Strummie3 жыл бұрын
Worth it.
@SeraphsWitness2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. She agreed to make out with him? Why? And then he dunks all his stuff in pickle juice and gets downgraded to a hand kiss?
@TimmyMcGowan Жыл бұрын
He’s lost so many iPhones to that cruel mistress he knew her next move was to reneg on the makeout so he took what he could get It’s called being a pimp
@bigt1877 Жыл бұрын
@@TimmyMcGowan lmao
@kevinfarrell93048 жыл бұрын
this is an extremely underrated episode, there are so many good one liners and quips i lost count lmao
@yelnax8 жыл бұрын
this is my fav for sure, theres only a few episodes where they both act like idiots and its hilarious
@Last_Respecter6 жыл бұрын
swing and a diss
@calibmatlock4 жыл бұрын
I still say "you can't fast forward through life" to this day.
@meechivelli4 жыл бұрын
Astute observation my nigga
@ethan_74804 жыл бұрын
My favorite is the "must have been Hurtz" line after he dropped her
@zoey42843 жыл бұрын
"I always said a woman's place was in the kitchen ... As the head chef" Pretty sure Burger King ripped this off
@Sully00203 жыл бұрын
And the internet's reaction was basically the same as the woman's in the vid
@thatmanckid8 жыл бұрын
"HOW SO? HOW SO?" "You're wrong"
@pennclick8 жыл бұрын
James Hodson the way he says "you're wrong" feels so fucking genuine like you can tell how much he worships Jake, I love these guys more than my own bro
@thatmanckid8 жыл бұрын
Zant that like 1 second beat he takes with the smile beforehand as well, like he knows he's gonna tell these girls off good and proper
@juanvalencia63626 жыл бұрын
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT
@mikekwaks791111 жыл бұрын
"Don't make that noise because it makes me feel like shit" LMAO
@HandsUp121009 жыл бұрын
"This has been the highlight of my year" is one of my favorite lines from Jake, ever. I sometimes say it when I'm in a really mild social situation, lol
@HandsUp121009 жыл бұрын
Locke lol the trick is to not say it sarcastically, make it sound as genuine as possible.
@allieboy1817 жыл бұрын
Sean Byrne I don't get it
@DennisBayazitov11 жыл бұрын
"More like Hertz, I guess." Love it. Leave to Amir to actually make funny jokes - at the most inappropriate times.
@harshmudhar9610 жыл бұрын
I love it how much Amir cares for and loves Jake like his best bud, like when the two girls said Amir is better looking and Jake got pissed off Amir was like "you're Wrong"
@phoebelines54287 жыл бұрын
DONATE FOR KEKS yeah very true
@FakeAssVEVO6 жыл бұрын
Harshdeep Singh Bb
@mickomoo3 жыл бұрын
Amir was jumping up and down when Jake kissed the girl on the wrist.
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath42592 жыл бұрын
Amir is sick in the head
@mreleftherios7 жыл бұрын
jake abosultely needs to pony up the dough to amir. He owes not only 1g in cold hard cash, but also money.
@tardersauce35786 жыл бұрын
Nexus3music Don’t you mean k-k-k-k-kash?
@Last_Respecter6 жыл бұрын
Not 1 not 12 but 1g.
@zLukkee5 жыл бұрын
He also owes him a girlfriend if you ask me
@owen-cu6gr4 жыл бұрын
A thousand gs
@dixiecronin77914 жыл бұрын
Money, time, and c-c-c-c-cash!
@henryblake62273 жыл бұрын
My favorite insecure Jake episodes are the ones where Amir is still crazy. Its like two for the price of fun
@Ninjujitsu9 ай бұрын
two studs for the price of gun
@someguywhocanfly8 ай бұрын
It makes their relationship actually quite believable. The idiot and the asshole
@TheMckintitty10 жыл бұрын
Jake's lines in this are incredible
@bunnyfaceperson1239 жыл бұрын
*Amir's
@randomnessiifull9 жыл бұрын
Agreed, one of his greatest episodes.
@memsterboy1210 жыл бұрын
the girl that jake hooked up with, that's the girl he met in the line at the club ! he actually got the linepoon !
@bronco248 жыл бұрын
+memsterboy12 He hooked up!
@thomasmcdonough78675 жыл бұрын
He kissed her hand ffs 😀
@Redbeardian5 жыл бұрын
@@thomasmcdonough7867 WORTH IT!!!
@dixiecronin77914 жыл бұрын
Right on top!
@95Bartlett3 жыл бұрын
That cruel mistress...
@OnnoDijkman6 жыл бұрын
The "you're wrong" is the cutest thing I've ever heard
@kevinnicholson23353 жыл бұрын
2:20 I love the lore set up right here. Jake keeps running into that “cruel mistress” that we see in “The Club.” Not only does he keep bumping into her she seems to derive some pleasure on dumping on Jake every single they coincidentally meet. He still wants to talk to her after she requested (and he accepts) her unusual humiliation methods. That “cruel mistress” was needed in more insecure Jake videos than just the two episodes we got with her.
@Triskitout2 жыл бұрын
the cruel mistress was pickle juice or water i think
@Icepacksicy8 жыл бұрын
2:28 they aren't even trying to hide that they're laughing amir just burst when he says im yeah im engaged sweetheart.
@Icepacksicy8 жыл бұрын
3:05 also when Jakes says he just got his mace cherry popped
@Strummie4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the laugh is supposed to be intentional.
@cockroachv Жыл бұрын
The laugh works with scene as he was making fun of the girl
@world-traveler8809 жыл бұрын
More like hertz I guess! Haha. Underrated joke right there.
@mrinternet.8 жыл бұрын
+growingfuzzybeards I don't get it. Captain?
@jflanagan96965 жыл бұрын
That crack of her head hitting the floor is so great, too. He just pulled her ankles out from underneath her.
@cruderustle17544 жыл бұрын
@@mrinternet. Four years late but Hertz is the name of another car rental company.
@roughryder511 жыл бұрын
"eeesh I'm engaged sweetheart' LMAOOO
@jonnil1997 Жыл бұрын
This line always make me feel so bad for the girl haha
@stonedoco74559 жыл бұрын
Congratulations friend, what's your name, whats your number?
@nichenetwork98174 жыл бұрын
I came too
@Uberkam11 жыл бұрын
"Hot Girl at 3 o'clock" "AM or PM?" WIN
@thatquietkid8 жыл бұрын
the chain on the wallet is so sad lmao
@antagonist86298 жыл бұрын
This video is proof that they are a perfect couple
@paulrogers48268 жыл бұрын
"Hey, body shots!"
@brodiemcgrath77415 жыл бұрын
Paul Rogers best line
@justinz92255 жыл бұрын
The team-up episodes are awesome. Especially when Amir is offended that they thought he was more attractive. That's a bro right there.
@jackpatrick13327 жыл бұрын
This is one of the only episodes where Jake constantly refers to Amir as "buddy" and his friend. Like he actually wants to be there with him. Bois.
@Gabeghouls7 жыл бұрын
This actually makes me happy.
@TheArchsage746 жыл бұрын
I love that everyone including the girl breaks when Jake says "I'm engaged, sweetheart".
@cornibot10 жыл бұрын
"Leave the bar, buddy." "Absolutely." "Door's the other way." "Oh my GOD I'm an idiot."
@SeraphsWitness2 жыл бұрын
I love that Amir is also upset that they think he's better looking. Also "you can't fast-forward through life" is probably the best line in this episode.
@benjaminnewington90998 жыл бұрын
Excuse me are you a capital one card? CAUSE WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET!
@Gabeghouls7 жыл бұрын
I'm too busy for your bullshit, Rod
@LLsunflower2 жыл бұрын
"More like Hertz, I guess" is probably my favorite line of any episode lol
@blackopssavage11 жыл бұрын
"Dont make that noise cause it makes me feel like shit" hahaha
@Xenos11710 жыл бұрын
They were definitely styling
@MagicTurtle64311 жыл бұрын
I really like when Jake is as crazy as Amir, they play off each other well.
@tp415511 жыл бұрын
"can you...sorry, don't make that noise because it makes me feel like shit..." hahaha!! best line
@jokonsch11 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see the outtakes of this. The ones from "Club" were already hilarious.
@iloveihop0711 жыл бұрын
0:32 oh god... that sound.... that sound will haunt my dreams forever......
@SinglerainbowHD6 жыл бұрын
iloveihop07 ikr
@Simspidey Жыл бұрын
2:28 is great. Jake and Amir are laughing in character, but you can tell they're laughing at it out of character.
@Buzz_Killington3 жыл бұрын
"it's a product of the DVR culture we live in" - Rodrigo oooooohhhh
@SamiiLovesYourMom11 жыл бұрын
"more like hurtz" IT IS 2AM I JUST SCREAMED SO LOUDLY MY ROOMMATE THOUGHT I WAS BEING POSSESSED I CAN'T STOP LAUGH ING
@Rokku666610 жыл бұрын
lost it at the yeesh
@boyinjuly19 жыл бұрын
Berserker Mushroom "Hey I'm engaged sweetheart."
@beastmonsterthing36 жыл бұрын
they both start genuinely laughing after that
@Rojodagreat877 жыл бұрын
I've never seen this one before today but I love it when Jake and Amir are on the same page
@Kjack490449 жыл бұрын
I just finished watching the Girlfriend Arc, I didn't realize that Jake actually killed Amir's girlfriend.
@HairFIip11 жыл бұрын
Probably one of my favorite Jake and Amir videos. My favorite being the Double Date videos.
@hellospenjo5 жыл бұрын
"Whats your name? whats your number?" lmao
@niksur71134 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@charliemyer8573 жыл бұрын
"Congratulations, friend. What's your name? What's your number?" = gold
@TylerDurdenIsRad10 жыл бұрын
Few people can pull off fedoras, rest assured
@TylerDurdenIsRad10 жыл бұрын
Ya
@Po7chi10 жыл бұрын
Neal Caffrey can...
@brainwarts10 жыл бұрын
***** Even if, in this hypothetical situation, the fedora does look decent, the person in question will almost invariably look better without it. That is to say that it is actively detrimental to anyone's outfit, and usually just makes you look like either a tryhard or somebody who wishes they were in old film noire.
@orchdork7756 жыл бұрын
Yea and they were not one of those people haha
@milesgaunt67676 жыл бұрын
+Chris C screw you, have you seen bruno mars?
@TheEmc20006 жыл бұрын
The body shots line is timeless. Bring these guys back please
@RoIIingStoned10 жыл бұрын
gotta remember that Capital One pickup
@hannahleighjohnston875811 жыл бұрын
Thaaaaaat was HILLARIOUSSS. X) love it when both of them act like that
@amyfalk74623 жыл бұрын
0:17 Jake runs the Burger King UK twitter account
@MsJx5611 жыл бұрын
So glad that they brought back the old intro sequence!
@jamesoakmund47287 жыл бұрын
yeesh im engaged sweetheart
@danger161611 жыл бұрын
it's nice to see them as friends instead of always putting down the other
@realStrombilly3 жыл бұрын
0:18 Burger King: Noted
@8888SAS5 жыл бұрын
The world will always need more Jake and Amir
@Comraderob13 жыл бұрын
It's crazy that the sexist joke jake makes near the beginning became a serious tweet from Burger King, lol
@TheBearJew09511 жыл бұрын
One sunday afternoon, I sat down and watched about 4 hrs of these. I regret nothing
@chadmichael80214 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be me after lockdown.
@umno98304 жыл бұрын
0:27 I love how that was a real laugh and they just kept it in
@torealreality42076 жыл бұрын
"dont make that noise cause it makes me feel like shit"
@danielclough41913 жыл бұрын
Love the detailed credits: "Lady" 10 times
@benmoser1110 жыл бұрын
I actually remember when Jake killed Amir's girlfriend... Lol so long ago.
@iamcnp11 жыл бұрын
most favorite video of jake and amir
@DinoBladeStudios3 жыл бұрын
Burger King: *taking notes*
@TheCAPTAINman12811 жыл бұрын
this was definitely one of their best
@Zvtplqw9 жыл бұрын
woah swing and a diss
@Adrianlovesmusic5 жыл бұрын
NICE TOUCH WITH THE FEDORA !!! took me 3 years to notice THEIR BEING NICE GUYS!!!
@HeresMrIsaac11 жыл бұрын
"body shots!" hahahahahahhah
@ColdIce00911 жыл бұрын
One of the best Jake & Amir's yet
@mureithikivuti7 жыл бұрын
Turns out jake and amir are more similar than you think
@maybetomorrownewmaker Жыл бұрын
I love how all the women in the episode are just referred to as "Lady" in the credits lmao
@sunnydays4059 жыл бұрын
since when did Jake and Amir become redditors?
@jesusrots9 жыл бұрын
Since always.
@HarperNguyen9 жыл бұрын
Whenever they put on a fedora.
@Jonbutter5 жыл бұрын
amir posts on reddit 3900 times a day
@wesleydellinger43444 жыл бұрын
Jonbutter The last time was 2 seconds ago, meaning he was posting as he was lying to me
@Sallypoo10011 жыл бұрын
i cant handle this video. its hysterical!!!
@annaab200111 жыл бұрын
Definitely glasses
@sarabobo286311 жыл бұрын
This is one of their best
@critterball26149 жыл бұрын
How did he get pepper sprayed in the eyes, if he has glasses??
@BookishEmperor9 жыл бұрын
critter swarm Glasses aren't going to protect you from pepper spray.
@someperson55069 жыл бұрын
+critter swarm Droplets can go up into the space under your glasses, and into your eyes. It can also go down from the top. Probably not as bad as it would be without glasses, but still really painful.
@simon1233211 жыл бұрын
Dude these are characters that would make a good film..Can you imagine this & a semi-decent, hilarious plot?
@evelynfowler2618 жыл бұрын
UHH BAD NEWS BEARS! XD
@KnocKOut282811 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites
@F4rl30d10 жыл бұрын
How is kissing her hand better than making out with her :D
@NYStateOfMind9869 жыл бұрын
and why is there a jar of pickles at the bar
@darrenpuccala15508 жыл бұрын
+Farbod Kissing a girls hand is hooking up! duh!
@theangrycheeto6 жыл бұрын
Cooldown Redux That cruel mistress brings her own pickle jars.
@Amethystasheryn4 жыл бұрын
The Enterprise/Hertz joke gets me every time. I know it's coming and it's still funny AF.
@bobjimenez17168 жыл бұрын
lol the suicide episode
@ryanfecarotta67266 жыл бұрын
Best pickup line: “girl are you a math textbook? Cause you got a lotta problems” works every time
@TigerTzu3 жыл бұрын
"I haven't kissed anybody since you killed my girlfriend" One day I hope to have a friend so tight he can kill my girlfriend and I'd still be his bud.
@SeraphsWitness2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, a bus killed her
@Shadowshamer11 жыл бұрын
0:31 That noise just sends chills right through me...
@Samus373 жыл бұрын
Burger King plagiarized this video 😞
@Applicable99911 жыл бұрын
best Jake & Amir for a while!
@TheFangirlable11 жыл бұрын
Stop saying poison.
@CARTIRENUT11 жыл бұрын
Wow!! First episode of Jake and Amir that I didn't want to beat Amir senseless LOL.
@thecockyjerks79588 жыл бұрын
The girl that says she will make out with hake is the same chick from when they go to the club
@ALLTiMEaTraxX11 жыл бұрын
hahaha pat at the end is so hilarious!
@TickleMeZebras1234511 жыл бұрын
Jake just spirals down, and Amir just blasts up!
@harrisondun11 жыл бұрын
They never run out of ideas for these
@MrOrangehead12311 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best Jake and Amir I've seen.
@IPrayingMantisI11 жыл бұрын
"Bodyshots" was awesome!
@xXChaoticRavenXx4 жыл бұрын
Amir actually pulls off the fedora surprisingly well. Jake on the other hand....
@Ipaid4sex11 жыл бұрын
Best one I've seen in a while. Loved it.
@PatrickC40411 жыл бұрын
This is like the first Jake and amir video that I've enjoyed in a long time. Like the dynamic change.
@bobbybob885811 жыл бұрын
When that girl fell...I just died. Jake and amir is the best