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@fsociety69839 жыл бұрын
Amir's an unpaid consultant. Does Jake not remember giving him the job?
@Arian545 Жыл бұрын
He also got a raise once
@starkiller128910 жыл бұрын
Apparently Streeter's job is to play on a ds
@placenamehere9536 жыл бұрын
James Warden lol.
@SvenicusGermainus6 жыл бұрын
It would be hilarious if Amir owned College Humor this whole time.
@surelock32214 жыл бұрын
or better yet, he actually owned cock futures
@miksveltmanis44273 жыл бұрын
maybe thats why it went under?
@brandonhaney553 жыл бұрын
That's kinda the premise of Agents of Cracked
@nickwilson34993 жыл бұрын
dang I wish they revealed that at the end, that would've been perfect
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath42592 жыл бұрын
It'd be predictable
@thatgirlcheree8 жыл бұрын
"I look for work in a career. Monsters."
@hittingyouoverthehead5 жыл бұрын
Did you just Google search 'jobs'?
@astronautrocks4 жыл бұрын
@@hittingyouoverthehead EEEehhh
@JassZoigel3 жыл бұрын
@@astronautrocks **slaps bass twice**
@MarshallAcosta6 ай бұрын
I still don’t get why he says monsters
@TheRandomBiscuit4 ай бұрын
@@MarshallAcostait's a website where you can search for jobs.
@zestyzucchini573 жыл бұрын
I think Jake's referenced writing a couple of sketches but for the most part he just stares at his computer, has to write an email, gets mad at Amir, and takes personal calls. Amir, on the other hand, has created a miniseries, is a consultant (unpaid, sure, but whateva), and has like, 4 other jobs.
@SteveCowlishaw3 жыл бұрын
In this universe, things tend to work backwards with "the idiot is always right", but also the idiot is the main focus, so it would appear Amir has done more work, even though they were fired for not working at all.
@leekyoverhere Жыл бұрын
He's also a Butler
@miraj00720046 жыл бұрын
"You haven't said anything in two hours.." This is a physical impossibility
@jonb79343 жыл бұрын
I think he could probably sit in silence staring at Jake for two hours
@RaycrowX5 ай бұрын
Zero. Audio. Output.
@TheThund0r9 жыл бұрын
"Took a risk - went for it." gets me laughing every single time. This is the best episode ever. It starts with a funny intro and that Jake points out that Amir is never actually working makes this video hilarious :D
@thomasmacdonald87356 жыл бұрын
"You have a phone right, what's on it?" "BBQ sauce."
@petrichor19562 жыл бұрын
@@thomasmacdonald8735 I’m beefing
@trvrshoe45182 жыл бұрын
@@petrichor1956 we're beefing
@petrichor19562 жыл бұрын
@@trvrshoe4518 you’re beefing?
@trvrshoe45182 жыл бұрын
@@petrichor1956 i beefed :(
@Peter_1986 Жыл бұрын
I love how Amir randomly started babbling about parrots out of nowhere after having been quiet for 2 hours. xD
@macscorner31392 жыл бұрын
“Idk what to do I’m gonna get you fired I’m gonna try to get you fired” gets me all the time. This was made 9 years ago and I still crack up every time I see it, I can play that section like 20 times and still laugh like it was 9 years ago
@Hip45s358 жыл бұрын
1:04 "I'm gonna try to get you fired" is the funniest quote in all of Jake and Amir second to "I hope you die next" from the Rick Roll'd episode
@imant97738 жыл бұрын
Especially the way Jake said it. :)
@felynecomrade8 жыл бұрын
Standing Desk "Jeeesus... that's like... a LOT of times you've asked me to die..."
@awedecai7 жыл бұрын
\\ // ... nah.
@juanvalencia63625 жыл бұрын
You Wizard. You Warlock.
@owen-cu6gr5 жыл бұрын
Fish Scroll: "You wizard... You warlock"
@MinePurpose10 жыл бұрын
They should do some episodes where they delve into some ridiculous explanation for why Amir is able to hold a job and get paid. Maybe they can do that with this TBS series that's supposedly in the works.
@twilightsparkle7510 жыл бұрын
maybe amir and leron have something on ricky, or maybe they threatened him with doing something to his family, thatd explain why no matter what amir does, he never gets called in or in trouble or threatened, he has like serious protection...
@MinePurpose10 жыл бұрын
That's certainly a believable possibility. Haha
@twilightsparkle7510 жыл бұрын
i mean leron is really messed like in the coupons episode, where amir yells about lerons way to get free food and stuff
@MinePurpose10 жыл бұрын
Oh, that's right. He could have taught Amir how to have"good professional skills". Also now that I think of it there was one episode where Amir got in trouble when he picked a fight with Ricky and cried and whined until Ricky just gave up...I just remembered that.
@twilightsparkle7510 жыл бұрын
do we know ricky's religion or heritage?
@arafat46410 жыл бұрын
So amir was quiet for 2 whole hours??? i think i get it now. After Amir finishes his work, he decides to annoy jake. SO AMIR IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN JAKE AT WORK! thats why he annoys jake so much, its because he finishes it so fast!
@BlacknessOfTheHeart10 жыл бұрын
Idk if that is true but I will admit that is a good theory.
@isla4249 жыл бұрын
arafat464 That makes a lot of sense! There is recent episode where Jake says to Amir: "You didn't even bring a charger to work. I suppose you thought 2 hours of work and then you would be done?" I can't remember what episode this is though.
@weniswarrior6669 жыл бұрын
You seem to forget there were episodes where he was struggling with basic mathematics. I doubt he's smart enough to finish his work that quickly.
@sevenseveen13378 жыл бұрын
+Callum Stewart song of you
@CFijWPG8 жыл бұрын
But Amir doesn't really do any work. he just looks for a job.
@WatchTheGaps8 жыл бұрын
I wish my laptop started up as fast as amir's
@Muziify7 жыл бұрын
WatchTheGaps get a new mac.
@mONEyCruickshankGaming7 жыл бұрын
Put an SSD in your computer my man.
@MyBlogsTV7 жыл бұрын
mONEyGaming Druaga1 school of computing I see ;-)
@brucewayne21844 жыл бұрын
It was sleeping.
@devkantprasad34554 жыл бұрын
get a new xps 13 or Lenovo c940
@momonga.4 жыл бұрын
"I got swag I got swag. Tell the world that I got swag."
@hittingyouoverthehead3 жыл бұрын
WTF was that?? No go ahead, finish it..
@tokugawahisaka076 жыл бұрын
My question is what does Jjkae do? For years, I don't know if I've seen him do anything either.
@MrBEEOUTCH5 жыл бұрын
They send emails, and that's really it. Jake says constantly, "I got to send this email." They don't do anything else, Amir is the entrepreneur.
@bobxyzp3 жыл бұрын
He’s had a couple of table reads and one or two auditions.
@meganreilly9944 Жыл бұрын
There has been a business meeting at least once
@DanielleMannchen11 жыл бұрын
I just realized the "amir's electronics covered in barbecue sauce" thing is a running gag
@TheFubit9 жыл бұрын
lol streeter is playing a DS
@placenamehere9536 жыл бұрын
TheFubit lol.
@torjuskallekleiv717511 жыл бұрын
I love Amir's reactions in this one.
@manjunathsrinivas11098 жыл бұрын
The funniest part was the image that came up in my mind of Amir googling for jobs while trolling the shit out of everyone there
@sambarker614110 жыл бұрын
Hey, Amir and I have the same job.
@PalaceIV6 жыл бұрын
I love the noises Amir makes at the beginning. One of my favourite episodes.
@rupertcornholio2099 жыл бұрын
Isn't amir an unpaid consultant?
@Search4truth4889 жыл бұрын
+Rupert Cornholio No, his cousin Linford secured him a job at CollegeHumor for life, and Ricky doubled his salary in one episode.
@brianpeters36198 жыл бұрын
+Chris P. Bacon it was in the episode: Quitting
@Laf928 жыл бұрын
+Chris P. Bacon yea but then he took the internship so now he's unpaid
@EvilApple5678 жыл бұрын
+Chris P. Bacon He still could be unpaid, zero times two is still zero. Also nice Banjo-Tooie reference.
@Search4truth4888 жыл бұрын
***** longhorns is correct, he used to earn $120,000 a year, then it was double that, then he became an unpaid intern.
@mangacrazycatlover10 жыл бұрын
The faces Amir can make are hilarious:)
@harc16gamer5 жыл бұрын
“Do you think you could train a parrot to train a parrot” most hilarious question hahahaha 😂
@spooky-nr4pl5 жыл бұрын
Voice commands, job commands
@sionllywelynjones754311 жыл бұрын
Amir's face at 0:59 is so adorable.
@victormeschi9437 жыл бұрын
How did check the phone? I thought there was only one button
@brandonpiatt56255 жыл бұрын
Amir’s mannerisms in this video reminds me so much of Eric Wareheim in Tim and Eric. Seriously like spot on.
@oddshi9 жыл бұрын
OMG I HAVENT FOUND A NEW JAKE AND AMIR IN LIKE THREE MILLION YEARS I'VE NEVER SEENTHIS ONE BEFORE
@kobymusic1086 жыл бұрын
rgallagher15 that's the beautiful thing about their series, they did so many what seems like a new one pops up here and there
@calenross23310 жыл бұрын
##ZZZZHELPHELLO696969LOL
@bunnyfaceperson1239 жыл бұрын
they were in all lower-case
@Bodomi11 жыл бұрын
I think this is the funniest one ever.
@fdrdevotee11 жыл бұрын
Happiness is coming across a Jake & Amir that you haven't seen before...
@hablahei15 жыл бұрын
Amir has been refining his swag dance
@random825111 жыл бұрын
i love jake and amir
@lordlossize9 жыл бұрын
as much as i like the whole "what does amir even do here and why isnt he fired" joke, jake KNOWS what amirs job is. in the earliest episodes, before the first office move, they even showed episodes where jake had stayed behind after HIS hours were done, so he could be a good friend and complete AMIRS work for him!. so jake does know, so this little "i dont know what your job is" joke doesnt hold much worth.
@hamzabajwa68399 жыл бұрын
+lordlossize “Enclave” GG they live in a muffin dude, theres not much logic in their world XD
@BruceWayne-tm9rh7 жыл бұрын
The characters weren't exactly "fleshed out" back then. Just like with comic books.
@Kaazikin4 жыл бұрын
I don't think there's a consistent canon
@yp_biggie11163 жыл бұрын
The only work Jake knows is sending or replying to emails
@ownagepwnagemaster11 жыл бұрын
this is the best one
@TheSuperstar300011 жыл бұрын
I LOVE AMIR HE'S SO MUCH FUN!!!
@vibesriver98713 жыл бұрын
Here in 2020
@gayvideos3808 Жыл бұрын
It would be amazing if in the finale everyone ganged up to try and finally get Amir fired and Sam can't find him in their system. Then it turns out he never worked there, he just walked in one day in 2007 and ruined Jake's life
@PILGRIM_Official11 жыл бұрын
Amir owns the company I'm convinced.
@tgkafg Жыл бұрын
Amir is an amazing writer
@markkittel448 жыл бұрын
One of the Top 10 J&A of all time.
@boris41711 жыл бұрын
0:19 Streeter caught playing his DS at work :D
@paulfurtado759011 жыл бұрын
Wet for it
@bullit94611 жыл бұрын
Best job ever
@Theelepeltjel11 жыл бұрын
I don't know what ad you're referring to, but it does ...
@TheWeirdAmateur11 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one facinated by Amirs question about the parrots? Like ... that makes sense ... and would be AWESOME!
@jamesmochoa10 жыл бұрын
LoL...dust the shoulders off!
@bobxyzp3 жыл бұрын
This is about how good I am at slipping out of awkward questioning.
@death5guthix11 жыл бұрын
@Fernando Menéndez no he's not the ducking company owner
@ShayVMG11 жыл бұрын
Jake and Amir have quite possibly the greatest Moirallegiance in the history of forever.
@andrewshorey2 ай бұрын
Amir actually owns college humor. In 2010 Amir watched 30 seconds of the trailer of Undercover Boss and badly misunderstood the idea. He spent like a bad amount of money pretending to be undercover and then actually became best friends with Jake and felt like he couldn't tell Jake without ruining their friendship. Amir is always late because he spends multiple hours per day running the company and in meetings and then dresses up or shows up to work in a goofy way to chill with Jake. Eventually Amir sold the company to Sam Reich and stayed in LA with Jake
@BLacKouTzFTW11 жыл бұрын
Amir didn't talk for two hours... THIS IS MADNESS
@ravenkliff3 жыл бұрын
weird noise at 1:17
@tundrastreaming2 ай бұрын
1:05 I GOT SWAG dance
@Dragonking378711 жыл бұрын
This one is funny! I liked it!!
@redshirts2311 жыл бұрын
This and the typewriter episode, felt like they did 2 vidoes in one go, since Amir just took off his jacket and Streeter is still gaming in the background
@MrMemester11 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice the dude playing DS in the background?
@wadehansen30856 жыл бұрын
Jeez I wish I had that computer. Went from booting up and able to pull up Google in less then 15 seconds
@KevinoftheHorde10 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice Streeter playing his 3DS instead of working?
@mickomoo9 жыл бұрын
it's a DSlite I think. This vid is a repost from like 09.
@RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES11 жыл бұрын
Lol after over 5 years Jake finally asks
@yxoxuxxtxuxbxe11 жыл бұрын
I am going to the collegehumor office and sit at a desk there like i am working and i will try to become the new Amir !!!!
@leungchoihung24656 жыл бұрын
according to an unreleased j&a from 2008 amir is an intern
@icebergera11 жыл бұрын
Ricky hasn't been on the show for years... Anyone know why the reruns?
@OdieOde11 жыл бұрын
And Streeter is playing A DS in the background.
@Cadet100811 жыл бұрын
isn't "poundpound" suppose to be "##"?
@legalisecrack11 жыл бұрын
Pause at 0:12 for the best hurp durp face in the world
@Yoni12311 жыл бұрын
prolly meant the pound sign
@T1Man1111 жыл бұрын
Same thing :)
@Amorgun19903 жыл бұрын
Here in 2021
@raoulvanpaul707111 жыл бұрын
Streeter is playing with a Nintendo DS in the background LOL :D
@Re_Kitty11 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Same. 5 seconds for windows 8 for me, tho. :3
@redcowcat87056 жыл бұрын
Heyy jake be nice dont try to get Amir fired
@Grattrags11 жыл бұрын
# has always been the hash key in England, long before Twitter. Hence the term 'hash-tag' when twitter started using it. £ is pound. I have never seen anyone use # as pound. So it's $10, €10 and #10?
@avii542911 жыл бұрын
Nerf* but I guess either one works.
@catherineplante916211 жыл бұрын
Jake and Amir used to find content to put on the CH site, but now Jake and Amir is their full time job. They said it in a video once.
@EDCObsession11 жыл бұрын
This was uploaded in 2013 but it still has the old intro...
@Zhinkk11 жыл бұрын
It would be hilarious if Amir doesn't even work there and just comes to sit by Jake everyday, lol.
@bluecellie11 жыл бұрын
Yay! Jake finally shaved his beard!!! :D
@fujibuds11 жыл бұрын
@ilyaz619 it still works
@Roboboy1711 жыл бұрын
He's talking about the ad where it starts off as a woman saying "google how much does the earth weigh?" then it goes on singing a song like "ask me anything you like..."
@skylarjones47037 жыл бұрын
did anyone notice the guy in the background playing the ds
@juj30711 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who noticed Streeter was playing on his DS in the background
@milesbot11 жыл бұрын
I miss streeters turquoise headphones anyone remember those?
@awesomeward111 жыл бұрын
the guy behind Amir seems to be doing his job.
@ToRZanderax11 жыл бұрын
Swag dance origins.
@herpittyderpth11 жыл бұрын
Haha you can see streetcar in the background on a Nintendo
@Drunkenfistmma11 жыл бұрын
pound is: # not the actual word
@samuelborsellino25534 жыл бұрын
“So-“
@eiosti11 жыл бұрын
okay seriously?? 5 years ago I didn't even know what youtube was.. It was JUST changed last year
@08indigo0811 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Johnson
@warzone82211 жыл бұрын
amir is a writer
@afr0net11 жыл бұрын
Amir probably has the best macbook speakers ever
@TomiFash12VideoGamer10 жыл бұрын
Why is someone playing a RD is the background?
@lutheral10 жыл бұрын
That's Streeter, and I'm afraid I can't answer why he is playing it XD