Jake and Amir: Hookah

[@LKCMasterfilms]

I love how Jake says "Stop trying so hard" when he spent the past 2 weeks shopping for a fedora. And bought custom J-witz dog tags, and wears a leather band with no watch on it

[@elizabethrb]

Oh my god it's sooo hard to put a band around your wrist and snap it in

[@Jonbutter]

@@elizabethrb also, he didn’t even buy the band, he GANKED it!

[@Floralgamingdisplay]

@@Jonbutter It's really not that much effort to jump on a bus and thumb it up to an Abercrombie

[@kamedian1260]

Dog tags? YOU NEED FOUR!

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Or was Justin Timberlake hosting the MTV video awards not stylin?

[@tomatoesandradiowire482]

I love how the cat is never brought up again. It’s like Jake wants to correct Amir so badly for random shit that he just forgets to save a cat’s life from Amir’s clutches.

[@HarveyHirdHarmonics]

If you watch the outtakes, the cameraman came up with that joke on the spot while shooting. So it was never in the script.

[@tomatoesandradiowire482]

@@HarveyHirdHarmonics LOL Thats great. Where’d you learn that

[@kirbylover37]

@@tomatoesandradiowire482 In the outtakes. Look up Jake and Amir outtakes hooka. They also are coming out with new episodes now!

[@jeremiahbaugh8195]

@@kirbylover37 Its actually called "evolution of a joke"

[@RaycrowX]

Ok, don’t tell us that Amir shouldn’t own pets; he’s had like 10 owls in the past year.

[@Interphased]

The way Jake says "No you didn't" at 0:51 always cracks me up

[@InternetStranger476]

yeah

[@blackdragon313]

“Last time I checked, I’m have a pussy”

[@BrainSeepsOut]

Knowing Jake's fashion sense he should be the one with the hookah...

[@Search4truth488]

Lmao and should be the one who took that class!

[@brucewayne2184]

@@Search4truth488 He taught that class.

[@paul_warner]

Speaking of which, check out the rebel flag on his shirt 😂

[@Silverwind87]

Or was that Joseph Gordon Levitt doppelganger NOT styling?

[@TheFangirlable]

Amir must have cried tears of soy on his phone.

[@MuffinSparkle]

BEEFED tears of soy, BEEFED.

[@LivingDewCrew]

Waiting for Jake to text back

[@Strummie]

LivingDew or his dad berating him... and then moving.

[@garrettjones4967]

"we all made out like bandits" XD so weird but so good.

[@NitrousChannel]

"be careful, it's dirty!" is such an underrated line from this

[@RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES]

Watching this ep on it's 8th anniversary. Still the best internet series.

[@Sendmetothesky]

I know its true love if a girl can quote jake and amir

[@Sendmetothesky]

yes

[@Sendmetothesky]

lol

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

you should talk to Princess Bubblegum

[@Lankypng]

+Xavier Toussaint "jake and amir"

[@DendyJungle]

if a girl likes you enough, she will laugh at anything you find funny

[@pennydesouza]

i.said.i.don't.have.a.poosy

[@maybetomorrownewmaker]

noyoudidnt!

[@summerskull9379]

I just watched "Opposite Day" before this, where Amir said he is both a nerd and has a pussy.

[@austinwallick8744]

“Is there a fucking cat in there with it?!” is far and away my favorite line from Jake & Amir. Such perfect delivery

[@Mabsss33]

I love how their TV show is just a mixture of all these episodes!

[@PalaceIV]

"Is that a fucking cat in there with it?!" Love that line

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

+Fragged100 That, and a perplexed Jake asking "you have a work phone?" Are my favorite parts of the video.

[@sekite2]

the line was improvised and suggested from the cameraman

[@CarloMartinini]

"We all made out like bandits" holy shit that's low key one of the best lines in the series hahaha

[@BenjaminGoose]

Why low key?

[@virg0_lem0nade]

FTR that's a really common saying.

[@CarloMartinini]

@@virg0_lem0nade yes it is but in this case it has a double meaning because they're also literally making out

[@virg0_lem0nade]

@@CarloMartinini yeah

[@Mrjmjam]

that and "booked it like a librarian"

[@therealshard]

somehow these skits just never get old. i'm still laughing as hard as i did years ago XD

[@LordZordid]

Did his backpack just say "meow"? What a scary thought to be a cat in Amirs custody.

[@superanimeniac]

+#1 Poser or jam

[@jeffbarrett3344]

+Lord Zordid Or a dog named Rotem.

[@diarmuidmalanaphy8465]

or a blackberry

[@inconsolablepeasant1548]

+Diarmuid Malanaphy You'll be covered in barbecue sauce and you'll smell like soya sauce and yogurt

[@diarmuidmalanaphy8465]

Micah Warner all your buttons will be stuck together so its one big button

[@paul_warner]

I love Jake's delivery on "nothin's comin outta your mouth so you're definitely not blowing smoke rings"

[@TheSibis13]

underrated episode. so many dope quotes.

[@marcool108]

"Careful, it's dirty!" gets me everytime xD

[@ShdwProductions]

Amir's speech was actually a pretty deep satire on society and life....I love how they always incorporate these things into their videos.

[@MarioTransformer7001]

lmao i like how amir is shaking his head like, "i can't win"

[@roggle3191]

Watching these are very comforting

[@Tykwondokid]

I was laughing during this whole thing, but when there was that cat sound from the book bag I fucking died.

[@HarperNguyen]

Amir does have a pussy.

[@diarmuidmalanaphy8465]

+Kevin Nguyen poosy

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

I literally just quote these along with the video at this point and still love them equally.

[@thedylman13]

the "Yeah" at 0:56 is my favorite LMAO

[@simbaricoproductions]

Came to this video stressed out and pissed, Jake and Amir just puts me in the best mood! :)

[@TheFangirlable]

I thought Amir was allergic to apples, according to my favorite episode entitled "Muffin.

[@Morrissey2k]

Its just flavored, not actually apple..

[@CZnoob]

Implying not all the episodes are your favourite...?

[@HomestarRunner20X6]

He also lies a lot

[@EdwardianGangster]

To everyone arguing, if you took the time to google the two things, as i just did, then you would find that the title to this video "Hookah" is correct. It's known as a shisha sometimes because you smoke shisha tobacco amongst other things from it. People often refer to cars as their "motors" i think we can all agree that there is a lot more than just an bare engine which makes a car. Same principal.

[@niagold9204]

THAT GUY'S BEARD IS EPIC!!!!!!!!! Unintentionally the best thing in this episode!!!!!!!!

[@sunfish1193]

I was looking looking around wondering what you were talking about, then I was like HOLY SHIT

[@diarmuidmalanaphy8465]

+Nia Gold i'm pretty sure that is kevin

[@mattattack28]

That's the point. Did you miss the part where Jake said "nothing's coming out of your mouth so you're definitely not blowing smoke rings"? It happens at 0:20

[@linnea6527]

I'll know I've found my soulmate when she can quote Jake and Amir to the extent that I can.

[@jaythefirst2841]

So just copy the top comment like we can’t see it scrolling down to your comment?

[@brettpierce5225]

AdoIf HitIer 卐 Orrrr maybe it’s not a guy?

[@theultimatechaser]

Jake is hypocritical by giving Amir the advice to be confident and do what he wants.

[@Awaseme]

Dude the Beard in the BACKGROUND OMG!!!

[@Fannymoe]

that cat noise made my dog go nuts-so i replayed the sound over and over again like 10 times haha!!!!!

[@canilhan98]

The guy sitting behind Amir got an epic beard.

[@minartson]

EmgoFilms That's not Streeter lmao.

[@canilhan98]

EmgoFilms He's not Streeter.

[@BenjaminGoose]

He didn't get it, it's real.

[@legoindy111]

BenjaminGoose He didn't get it, he *ganked* it. There's a difference.

[@BenjaminGoose]

That's still getting it! ;)

[@WeBeSix]

You need another Oscar nomination. The joy you bring when i know as soon as i click show comment i know it has something to do with The Blarggle.

[@Stephen_Th]

While watching this I kind of just zoned out and tried to figure out how Kevin grew his beard so big. Had to watch the video again...which is probably what College Humor wanted all along. Well played.

[@theHoIe]

Thanks for the info! I have been wandering, but you have answered my question. Thank your for saving my life! :)

[@liltiger3]

Jake is the last person who should be saying a person should just "be themselves."

[@DopieDope1]

There's always that ONE episode of Jake and Amir that you haven't seen yet

[@The8347135]

Shaun? I think he meant Josh

[@onikonoko]

No matter what Jake does, he can't prove that Amir doesn't do his work when he's not there. Amir is just a magical character.

[@idevidedbyzero]

Does anyone think the cat in his bag is the one he is going to shave in the other video...... Poor cat.

[@dewbs815]

I never thought of that. Whatever his intentions, God help that poor animal.

[@go_gorilla_go]

I'm happy to see Amir's classic hair coming back :D

[@youtubecensors5419]

I remember when hookah was a thing in NYC.

[@BokoDisraeli]

Love the shirt!

[@severalsedrack]

this episode would've been called Vape if it was made today

[@XxBloodymistxX]

AND THE RIDE TO THE ORIGINAL POST ENSUES GREAT FUN ONCE AGAIN! :D

[@DanielJayHouk]

Anyone notice the intern in the background watching legit music videos? Pornographic music videos probably.

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Woooow fake fan, that intern is Murph and Emily.

[@hadikincraft2114]

LOLOLOL I love these Jake and Amirs so much xD!!!

[@blakeb4583]

tears of soy

[@1Poiuytgfdsa1]

this is by far my favorite episode, its packed with fuckin hilarious shit

[@kanyeiam]

My favorite line in Jake and Amir history, from the delivery to the reaction: "I'm have a pussy"

[@cmptrzd1592mc]

@PinkFlyxd It's called Traffic (Jake and Amir). Enjoy :) Sorry for not linking it. I'm on my iPod :P

[@matthewritchie2187]

Does anyone see Jake's shirt??

[@SirBronn]

Based

[@sirpown]

So... why didn't Amir bring up any of the times Jake tried to be cool? How about the Chinstrip-beard or the earrings? or the fedodos? or the dog tags and arm bracelets? and who could forget, the vest.

[@xXx_Alice_xXx]

Anyone else notice Jake's shirt?

[@Strummie]

It’s a sailboat.

[@abdulahad2000]

I watched this video almost 2 weeks ago on the collegehumour website! I feel Special! :D

[@timelesskiwihistory]

0:05 just throwing in Jake in t-shirt with a confederate flag outta nowhere

[@and_the_first_last]

And there's a KKK hood right next to it

[@loganagnew4059]

@@and_the_first_last I think that's a sailboat sail, but the original point still stands

[@slyricky9502]

That shirt is awesome ngl

[@raphyd9636]

@@rachel-lo6ty Disgusting antiwhite.

[@raphyd9636]

So? Are you an antiwhite?

[@BadonkadonkLover]

Hhaahahha you can tell that he trying not to crack up at 0:53, Jakes all red and shit xD

[@monkeycchain]

Whos here in 2020 because its in ur suggestions

[@fjrthtgrjhrjhr]

Jake and Amir are in my suggestions 24/7

[@thefredrik11]

"Don´t blow smoke up my ass" Hahhahahahha. This episode is gold.

[@pffft5679]

Amir please don't shave that cat, i know you have a fetish.

[@malcolmk2878]

"No you didn't! No you didn't! You said 'I'm have a pussy'!" "Yeah" Amir's 'yeah' is one of the funniest fucken things I've ever seen lollllll

[@grunt616]

Theres no coal lmao

[@Finagin]

Yeah, Jake pointed that out...

[@grunt616]

ok :(

[@Blattacker]

That's also a double hose hookah without one-way valves with no hose in the other side, so even with a coal on top, he'd be getting no smoke.

[@sirdicey]

the hose isn't connected, and no coal on the top? hahaha love these guys!

[@conoreeles3953]

If Amir worked with me i would quit just to get away from him

[@metallitech]

I like Amir, whereas Jake seems like kind of a jerk.

[@ThrillaWhale]

I would freakin move.

[@belle2571]

Really? If i worked with Amir i would probably like it. It would make the work place a lot more interesting...

[@ThrillaWhale]

Belle Lauren If by "interesting" you mean firing a gun in the office, eating peoples' puke and stabbing a coworker in the gut, then yes it would be incredibly interesting.

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Conor Eeles I'd go along with it... it'd be nice to have someone who cares _that_ much about me...

[@FlyNavy906]

You got me with the spider thing. Nice one.

[@Jay-zt1pq]

Jake is wearing a straight up KKK shirt in this episode.

[@Setnochima]

...no he isn't? wtf?

[@finn-sw9tq]

@@Setnochima he is

[@marwandikhil]

Shisha is the arabic word for Jar it is also used as the term for this apparatus. It is called a Shisha or a Nargeela in the middle east where it originated from. Hookah sounds like some american slang. I'm from Iraq and speak fluent arabic I would know.

[@Comraderob1]

The Dixie shirt does not age well, solidarity forever!! Black Lives Matter, still great show though

[@raphyd9636]

WLM.

[@FlumenSanctiViti]

That guy at the back is KING OF BEARDS, I tell you!!!

[@jokonsch]

One of the funniest intros so far!

[@javierc4967]

0:57 the Amir says “yea” is so fuckn funny.

[@misslaurenashley623]

this is amazinggg

[@Sfitzerdude28]

“Is there a fucking cat in there?” Could possibly be my favorite Jake and Amir quote ever

[@jamatth52]

I love that he says yeah after everything, regardless of context

[@rimi1707]

"You know for 2 grand you probably could have done a lot more than make a girl make out with you?" "what?" lol that just made my day :)

[@jboss6199]

"We all made out like bandits"... that's some great writing lol

[@TheBlarggle]

muahahaha you and a billion other people have let me know there is nothing they hate more than my avatar. I love it. Muahaha...

[@PFSpectrum]

lol nice ending

[@slipperyifwet]

No, there are actually a multitude of hidden cameras set up all over their work space so that their conversations can be discretely video taped and put on the college humor website and KZbin. Jake recently asked college humor to stop uploading these videos because they "cramped his style" hope this helps!

[@WillAspiringActor]

thats the best picture ever you scared the shit out of me

[@TevanBalian]

Haha he didn't even have a lit charcoal on top. No wonder no smoke was coming out. And mint's actually one of my favs

[@r3mote]

that guys beard just keeps getting bigger and more epic

[@thesteezefactor96]

Ah finally, HD!

[@stevensalah]

0:55 my favorite line of Jake And Amir is simply "Yeah!"

[@brettpierce5225]

Glad it’s not just me

[@FilmHerd]

Lovin the home grown Amish beard in the background behind Amir.

[@TheKaitlinB]

i agree, i spent the whole video marveling at it, actually...

[@Fenrir5522]

Holy shit your picture scared the crap out of me!

[@TheKeloy]

this is from the free dictionary: shisha - an oriental tobacco pipe with a long flexible tube connected to a container where the smoke is cooled by passing through water; that thing that amir is smoking is an oriental tobacco pipe

[@MysticMarceline]

It’s 2020 and I still think about Jake and Amir

[@sarahilyxx]

The old episodes are labeled J&A Archives

[@MajorFuzzelz]

LAMO that guy is a lost cause, that whole conversation i read between you two (sethboy66) made me laugh more than the video. lol

[@luanlopes8079]

My god i've seen this a million times and this was the first time i saw Kevin spilling water on his beard in the background

[@Strummie]

I don’t see it.

[@oVNiiTeMaReVo]

and here I was thinking i could watch only one of these and start my homework

[@rangeless]

ending was priceless

[@8bithallucinations]

that guy behind amir has the most luxurious beard ive ever seen in my life

[@Heccadunks]

I thought this was a Tony hawk video 😂😂 thumb nail man looks like Tony.

[@Mekkkor]

I was mesmerised by the amzing beard in the background throughout.