We are rewatching all of our episodes on / ja ! Also Amir's speech at Jake's wedding. Some animated shorts. Video podcasts, and more!
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@maddiechurchill70264 жыл бұрын
i can’t explain it but Sysops for Maersk is one of the funniest j&a lines of all time
@iuliu_3 жыл бұрын
I just scrolled to the comments to say this after laughing loudly for a good 30s at that one 😅😅😅
@Pedakin3 жыл бұрын
I was just driving home a few minutes ago and saw a “Mærsk” truck, started cracking up immediately thinking of that line.
@joshuagall72522 жыл бұрын
"She know who did it??"
@unrealnews2 жыл бұрын
I fantasize that the sentence “She knew who did sysops for Maersk” was the seed for the skit and they just built the rest around that.
@ichigome55542 жыл бұрын
Because it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Jake and Amir's daily life or job.
@rhr984 жыл бұрын
i like how minnie doesn’t even know what sysops means, yet knows who does it for mærsk lmfao
@christof25423 жыл бұрын
The line doesn't make any sense and I love it
@nicklespale222 жыл бұрын
_something went wrong_
@nicklespale222 жыл бұрын
but then there's always the likelihood that she just never heard the abbreviated form 🤷♀
@niccster1061 Жыл бұрын
@@nicklespale22 what? the whole joke is that she didn't know the abbreviated term. What else would it mean?
@TimmyMcGowan Жыл бұрын
@@niccster1061if you have to ask then you don’t know.
@hnelgren8 жыл бұрын
"Mickey, my friend!" is my favorite Jake & Amir running gag
@TheSecondBeef8 жыл бұрын
Hunter Elgren mine is *BEN!*
@MyBlogsTV4 жыл бұрын
TheSecondBeef den? Dan?
@kingex34 жыл бұрын
@@MyBlogsTV Ban?
@willjones35944 жыл бұрын
Mine is his cousin
@CollinRapp334 жыл бұрын
“Minnie, my friend!”
@ThacoBell10 жыл бұрын
The wolf of wall street in less than 4 minutes
@JusChillin9795 жыл бұрын
Smoothly
@Nathan-un6rb4 жыл бұрын
For the wolf
@kennsquires41393 жыл бұрын
You did great Micky, you really shined today Micky. I genuinely believe you're going to make the big time Micky. Here we go Micky, you're nominated for an Oscar Micky. Are you ready Micky, do you have your tailored tux Micky? Drumroll please, and the Academy Award goes to... SOMEONE ELSE! Sorry Micky, you're shit Micky. Why do you think you were invited? It was so we could all make fun of you Micky. Security will show you out.
@skylarscaling10 жыл бұрын
Here's a line I never thought would make me laugh: "She knew who did sysops for Maersk?" Well played.
@NodnarbRS3 жыл бұрын
Cracked me up hard
@AndrewPonti8 жыл бұрын
I sometimes forget how incredible the writing was for this series! They rock.
@---GOD---2 жыл бұрын
6 year old comment. I think it's time for a rewatch!
@IfIHadMyTimeAgain4 жыл бұрын
“It doesn’t matter which of my clients makes the cheese ‘cause I’m still eating crackers like we’re puttin’ on the ritz!” That line is genuinely really clever and funny
@guitarandrums3 жыл бұрын
It’s such an underrated line
@lightningmcdweeb2 жыл бұрын
can you explain it to me? it sounds cool but i don't understand it
@IfIHadMyTimeAgain2 жыл бұрын
@@lightningmcdweeb cheese means money and Ritz is a type of cracker but putting on the Ritz also has connotations with glamour
@lightningmcdweeb2 жыл бұрын
@@IfIHadMyTimeAgain wow
@nikshipley78332 жыл бұрын
@@lightningmcdweeb ritz are a type of cracker that typically has cheese in them. And cheese can mean money.
@piggyhoyahoya9 жыл бұрын
amir may have brought a poncho for a joke, but at least he didn't take a can of gravy to a double date...
@matthillfromcollege41094 жыл бұрын
piggyhoyahoya this one and that one have my two favorite lines ever, “during you’re here” and “she knew who does sys ops for maersk”
@dixiecronin77914 жыл бұрын
"You went to a bodega and bought gravy for THIS? You're the weakest link..."
@jackoats49113 жыл бұрын
@@cactusmalone and this GRAAVY
@jackwhyte8488 жыл бұрын
"All your clients are food" is way funnier than it probably should be
@iadoregaga3 жыл бұрын
the delivery on it was hilarious
@steve676710 ай бұрын
It’s too good
@haydenmacfarlane71945 жыл бұрын
The fact that Minnie knew who did sys-ops for Maersk kills me every time😂😂😂. That might be my favorite line in this series
@hass95102 жыл бұрын
8 years later and I still can't explain how clever this sketch is. The writing is fucking incredible but i can't explain it.
@reservedhogs47359 жыл бұрын
"You don't think I can walk this deal over to Hamburger? You don't think I can trike it over to Lasagna?"
@lucyanne96269 жыл бұрын
+Laurence Jackson "Trike?"
@dilpreetchana53208 жыл бұрын
+Sam S "You are no"
@iamgraystripe42546 жыл бұрын
Super Cuts trike?
@nymin73586 жыл бұрын
U know we all have ears, right? U know we hav a good enough memory to remember the line till the end, right? So y in the world would we need u to repeat it for us
@Azrage6 жыл бұрын
All your clients are belong to us. Betcha didn’t think it would end with a meme at least a decade old
@thedick0099 жыл бұрын
"She knew who did sys-ops for Maersk?"
@reservedhogs47359 жыл бұрын
Then just do "Maersk"
@reservedhogs47359 жыл бұрын
***** because that's what's on their containers and on their website. It's the English spelling.
@jawmama999 жыл бұрын
+Ajax Rekless æèææ
@henrywolfe69298 жыл бұрын
That's a straight up Seinfeld line if I've ever heard one
@Boroviaciswhattheycallme8 жыл бұрын
+Ben Dick Haha how do they come up with this. I watched this video early today and that joke kept spooking through my mind. Came back to rewatch it and was glad to see you and 104 upvoters found it funny aswell. haha
@jfrsnjhnsn4 жыл бұрын
I wish they would remake Uncut Gems with Amir
@lucboyce59503 жыл бұрын
That is a really interesting thought
@dixiecronin77917 жыл бұрын
"Mickey's married to Minnie?" "I'm not being Goofy, Minnie!" Pure gold
@hittingyouoverthehead2 жыл бұрын
He should have also said "This will shoot you all the way to Pluto, Minnie!"
@KloneStudios10 жыл бұрын
"You are no." - best insult ever.
@EdgyVidyaGeneral9 жыл бұрын
barely 10 seconds in and the "banana" bit had me laughing
@tuxedobird4 жыл бұрын
C H O D E W R A N G L E R The best part is Jake’s reaction
@dynaboyjl.42208 жыл бұрын
I chuckle every time at "I'm not being goofy, Minnie"
@lucyanne96269 жыл бұрын
"You are no."
@shmendusel6 жыл бұрын
i was trying to sell high, to no avail
@neontime85079 жыл бұрын
I'm not being goofy, Minnie. Lol!
@AndrewPonti6 жыл бұрын
“NO WAY!”
@JusChillin9795 жыл бұрын
That was bars
@GavinKrohman10 жыл бұрын
I can honestly say I never thought Adolf Hitler, Satan's foreskin, Mickey and Minnie, and stock markets would all be mentioned in a 4 min video
@dixiecronin77914 жыл бұрын
Not to mention sys-ops for Maersk
@willkoestner41593 жыл бұрын
You've never been present for a Disney boardroom meeting...
@CarloMartinini7 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite J&A lines 😂 What happened? *BUHNENUH* Bad job of mocking me, you think I said banana??
@jrjubach8 жыл бұрын
"I got a tip so hot I call it Satan's foreskin." LOL Great writing. Woody Allen level there.
@cactusblossom72103 жыл бұрын
My dad works in exports and one time he mentioned Maersk and I restated the line about being the largest dry shipping container company and he was impressed at my coyness
@70sman2 жыл бұрын
Does he know who does sysops for Maersk?
@cactusblossom72102 жыл бұрын
@@70sman of course, he has an in with Copenhagen
@coffin790410 ай бұрын
And then he frickin moved
@ohmydinosare10 жыл бұрын
Mickey is my favourite recurring character from J&A.
@gamerfreak786510 жыл бұрын
Really, not Doobs or ben swartz
@Jerkingmyswag10 жыл бұрын
lol mine to just because of how happy he gets in the pour fashion he treats him
@ohmydinosare10 жыл бұрын
Hamzah Sajjad I do love both of those characters too, but there's something about the way mickey keeps going with whatever Amir's doing, regardless of how many times he's tricked, just gives him the edge. Also the fact we've still never actually seen him, that's quite funny.
@pranayrai71838 жыл бұрын
she knew who did sys ops for maersk?
@darkartsdabbler24078 жыл бұрын
pranayrai yeah, but who doesn't know who does sys ops for Maersk
@ayusha1497 жыл бұрын
+Dark Arts Dabbler ikr
@TheRealFacemanguy6 жыл бұрын
But didn't know what "sys ops" was
@jasonlikesrice6 жыл бұрын
i don't know why but this is one of the funniest lines
@eq.86404 жыл бұрын
Jason Li this is easily the best jake and amir line ever written
@VapesForBabies3 жыл бұрын
We’re going all in on GameStop, Mickey.
@coolbones3 жыл бұрын
aaaand you're broke, mickey.
@RCARD-pz2et3 жыл бұрын
@@coolbones you held for too long mickey!!!
@iadoregaga3 жыл бұрын
@@RCARD-pz2et This thread made me smile so hard. This show defined my adolescence lmao
@RCARD-pz2et3 жыл бұрын
@@iadoregaga same tbh. I remember watching these videos all day everyday
@lulusobel86432 жыл бұрын
@@iadoregaga It made you smile of you?
@brandonse1678 жыл бұрын
"What was that about the weird client meeting place?" "The circus?" "Yea, it's a full body high" That KILLED me! hahaha
@tylerbohannon85013 жыл бұрын
Amir is the entire reddit thread that's happening right now
@hockeyslapper4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been randomly having thoughts come into my head over the past 8 years of sys ops for mersk and I never realized what it was from until now
@jspr12724 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious!
@lukieswrld9 жыл бұрын
I have a weird... ear
@lucyanne96269 жыл бұрын
Luke Evans I love that little pause he puts between the last two words.
@justinszabo52053 жыл бұрын
i know
@whydyespillyerbeans10 жыл бұрын
All the early comments are so positive... why can't things stay that way? :(
@omgitsmeinnit10 жыл бұрын
It is certainly grand.
@TehPolecat10 жыл бұрын
Because the youtube commenting system is dumb and moves up most responded comments, so the ones that are trolls or negative.
@HNGamingOfficial10 жыл бұрын
***** the comment system works fine.....if people would stop just responding to the trolls, they'd get no attention to move those comments up. But, human nature says we must make matters worse apparently.
@predwarlord10 жыл бұрын
***** No it doesn't. It makes complete sense to have best rated comments at the top. Not most responded.
@112233jjooee10 жыл бұрын
bitch
@supersam17363 жыл бұрын
Amir bought GME
@twospacedanimations50083 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he shorted it
@teeess19093 жыл бұрын
very prescient observations by amir
@70sman4 жыл бұрын
She knew who did sysops for Maersk but didn't know what sysops was
@EmeliaSings10 жыл бұрын
I wonder how non-english speaking people would understand this.
@mothack5410 жыл бұрын
with a lot of difficulty
@Parpeing10 жыл бұрын
Yaw I can understand my mickeys. No need to be english.
@EmeliaSings10 жыл бұрын
***** the username was already taken. ;)
@EmeliaSings10 жыл бұрын
***** I really dislike Google+, and I use it as a username other places also, so it's convenient.
@Planetspud10 жыл бұрын
My first language is English and I had a hard time understanding what was going on, Mickey
@steve6767 Жыл бұрын
“He knows his own name” Amir continues to look right at Jake unwavering as he says Mickey 100 more times playing his mind games with Mickey on the phone, Jake just facepalms 😂
@vflamini4 жыл бұрын
every single piece of dialogue in this episode is genius
@christeebs3 жыл бұрын
Wonder why this came back into my recommended
@TheNattiemaddie8 жыл бұрын
Damn Amir has screwed Mickey's life up more than he has Jake's
@jare38223 жыл бұрын
Amir leading the GME charge
@samvictoria10010 жыл бұрын
"Bad job of mocking me. You think I said BANANA?!?" AAHAHAHHA
@arjunholmie3 жыл бұрын
Its so funny he makes eye contact with Jake while saying "you wanna be a billionaire Mickey" as if hes responding to Jake's dialogue
@Enzombie4 жыл бұрын
I think about the *"banana"* bit everyday since I saw this 4 years ago
@prankfiles10 жыл бұрын
Been watching these guys since they were in collage!
@BrothersofOG10 жыл бұрын
college
@brickzanimation784610 жыл бұрын
yeah it was weird that they were in a collage, especially when they were in college
@CoOzEbOy110 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was doing an impression of Amir?
@seamusiii574910 жыл бұрын
Dat shh kray. Funny as fook though!
@Heskey4lyfe10 жыл бұрын
Clearly you didn't go to college*
@UraharaShoten8 жыл бұрын
This is the most brilliant sketch I've ever seen. Literally. I can't even breathe, holy shit xD
@aceofspades89266 жыл бұрын
“Micky’s married to Minny?” “Don’t be goofy with me Minny”
@ben34805 жыл бұрын
I showed this video to my gf and now any time I say anything she responds “BANANA” in that goofy voice
@chandlerhertzler99563 жыл бұрын
This is it. This is my favorite Jake and Amir episode of all time.
@CORF.8 жыл бұрын
Amir sounded like Seinfeld when he was making the poncho joke lol
@KnoxBrawl3 жыл бұрын
this is my favourite episode of jake and amir - the sys ops joke is one of the funniest jokes i've heard on this channel
@Thelorme3 жыл бұрын
Lots of people following Amir's advice these past few weeks.
@TheFangirlable10 жыл бұрын
I just can never get over the "You are no" line because it's the same reaction Jake had to the last email they read on their podcast on the episode titled "Military Men"!
@lordlossize8 жыл бұрын
i dont like mickey. hes married to minnie and hes voting for donald
@Shinryuken158 жыл бұрын
+lordlossize “Enclave” GG Haha nice
@MandenTV8 жыл бұрын
Donald is the best candidate, unfortunately.
@lordlossize8 жыл бұрын
Manden sure, because racism and forcing others to pay for your being racist is the best way to solve americas problems. then again, what should i expect from a nation who only got where they were because they enslaved one race and caused genocide to another?
@MandenTV8 жыл бұрын
lordlossize GG hahahahahahahahahahaha
@titogeronimo29888 жыл бұрын
+lordlossize “Enclave” GG Someone explain the "racism".
@shanebanzet72052 жыл бұрын
I think this is the best Jake and Amir episode ever
@jiggyjigster11173 жыл бұрын
she knew who did sysops for maersk is my all time favorite jake and amir joke
@DTdrizzle228 жыл бұрын
He should have called his broker. Rick Fox.
@that_one_momo_guy8 жыл бұрын
he was up VIG
@TheExaminedLifeofGaming10 жыл бұрын
God DAMN that was good. The payoff for the long jokes makes it all worth it.
@ben10ardmore10 жыл бұрын
Only good thing left on this channel
@tevronrose764010 жыл бұрын
Google guy is still here
@Jerkingmyswag10 жыл бұрын
Tevron Rose exactly proving ben10 point only good thing left
@AntiGravityC910 жыл бұрын
So most of CH's subscribers like annoying and repetitive content?
@BxmboArts10 жыл бұрын
support this 110%
@MasterMedicHQ7 жыл бұрын
In the arms of an angel, Fly awaaaay from here...
@osubeav244 жыл бұрын
Not sure how i got back here... but 2020 ain't the same without you, Jake and Amir
@MediumDon6 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite j&a bits is "did you bring ______ just for that joke?"
@rkalla3 жыл бұрын
LOL I love how informed Mini was
@justinszabo52053 жыл бұрын
"I have a weird....... ear"
@85BRox3 жыл бұрын
WE NEED A 2021 SEQUEL STAT!!
@oscarsaris31839 ай бұрын
This needs to be on their 'Jake and Amir watch' Patreon
@BakerbrothertvOfficial10 жыл бұрын
Another marvellous episode of Jake and Amir. The greatest CH show to have ever aired!
@Caloomi200010 жыл бұрын
It seems like these skits are picking up again. Thank god. "Banana"
@waireads27126 жыл бұрын
Thank u for popping back up in my recommended when I need u ❤
@DumbRisk7 жыл бұрын
"You are no" - possibly my fave jake and amir quote of all time
@JayRizzleOhDizzle9 жыл бұрын
This is fucking incredible. The back and forth is fucking great.
@Jerry-gs4tc2 жыл бұрын
Amir said hold that thought before the phone started ringing, he's a wizard, a warlock
@thiagodeandrade70814 жыл бұрын
"Mickie is married to Minnie?" To be honest, that is the only part of this call that actually makes sense.
@marcool1088 жыл бұрын
3:00 "You are no."
@danielpedic1543 жыл бұрын
I just realised amir yelled banana at Jake because he thinks Jake is a client and all his clients are food.
@logjezus57383 жыл бұрын
Damn dude. Nice
@Trepur34910 жыл бұрын
Did Jake forget that Mickey has kids? Wouldn't that imply he was married?
@kuro13wolf10 жыл бұрын
Continuity? What is that?
@adithijagannadhan717410 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need to be married to have kids. He could have gotten a divorce or just adopted.
@Trepur34910 жыл бұрын
hence I said imply
@112233jjooee10 жыл бұрын
get out of here with your patriarchy and implied social structures.
@Trepur34910 жыл бұрын
112233jjooee I hope that was a joke
@markusberumen4 жыл бұрын
That banana line shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did.
@noahezell73543 жыл бұрын
*robinhood telling people they sold their $GME
@caitlinfrank62063 жыл бұрын
this is the BEST Mickey conversation in the entire series
@richardmiddaugh97494 ай бұрын
This episode helped me on one of my World Regions tests in college because I memorized Nikkei being associated with the Tokyo Stock Exchange
@Athenasblaze Жыл бұрын
Whenever I’m feeling down I open my “Mickey my friend” playlist.
@brian36347 жыл бұрын
"What happened?" "BANANA!"
@NotedHawk10 жыл бұрын
This one was awesome! "He knows his name!" hahaha
@kiltedcelt270210 жыл бұрын
Fucking christ, I actually had tears from laughing. These haven't been quite so funny lately but this one just takes the cake and fucks the baker. Very swell.
@ProudPapaJD Жыл бұрын
If you can’t handle me doing asides…. 😂😂 That was my favorite part!
@pratyushghosh57016 жыл бұрын
"Let me gues-" "Mickey my friend!"
@subliminal29276 ай бұрын
Anyone here after maersk’s share price crashed
@olafshjvarbabar27886 ай бұрын
They finally went tick tick boom 😔
@lorilightfoot64474 жыл бұрын
Am 12 and I like this music
@InsertChannelHere10 жыл бұрын
So fucking funny. The delivery on that last line had me rolling.
@captainmalcolmreynolds15266 жыл бұрын
For some reason I always imagined Mickey as a small Mexican man .
@emerylee33303 жыл бұрын
Who's here after Reddit uptoked Gamestop to karma heaven?
@aakarshagarwal97748 жыл бұрын
My favourite episode
@pennydesouza9 жыл бұрын
holy shit. don't think I've seen this one before. I am amaze of myself.
@simongrundyreiner8 жыл бұрын
I have a weird...ear!
@Anactualmop10 жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite one
@jawshXo5 жыл бұрын
This is a great episode aaaaand great memory. 💔
@nicholiemaxwell60459 жыл бұрын
The quality on these videos are so amazing 480p looks amazing!
@ub88864 жыл бұрын
Wow I can't believe they got Ed Helms to be in this video.
@viralarchitect2 жыл бұрын
"She knew who did sysops for Mearsk?" Is one of my favorite lines.
@Dr.GuglioTepTep6 жыл бұрын
In case anyone was wondering, Amir says Mickey 29 times in this video.
@ms08249 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite videos in a long time from these guys.
@MrXekaz10 жыл бұрын
Woah! Huge quality upgrade! Favorite series on KZbin for about a Year now! Keep it up!