Jake and Amir Wikileaks

[@Yoni123]

one of the quintessential insecure jake episodes. a classic

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

The insecure Jake ones are pretty much the best. (Why am I replying to a 7 year old comment)...

[@cocojinx9193]

@@A_Dopamine_Molecule because it's timeless

[@Mugsi]

Truly one for the archives

[@laxku]

"You gotta learn to be funny man" still just kills me every time. This episode has stood the test of time.

[@xaviermariotti1501]

Insecure Jake forever.

[@creepycassette]

Jake is such a toolbox extraordinary

[@TimmyMcGowan]

truly an anus of the highest calendar

[@Bubdiddly]

Extraordinaire ***

[@nise6699]

extradinner@@Bubdiddly

[@user84074]

A Jake Hurwitz Production, AKA I'm out Directed by Juliana Sand

[@Shireen-x2x]

Starring Penis Anthony Doubligné

[@rossk3956]

Jake wins a golden mic for "too slow"

[@Winteramen]

Gets a turdy because Amir nicked it. He nicked it!

[@TonyElevathingal]

You NICKED it!

[@Winteramen]

That delivery was so good

[@Yrenne]

This is one of the best Jake and Amir episodes for sure. Definitely a Top 3 Insecure Jake episode. Why is it not on the official channel anymore?

[@Varooooooom]

It never was on the official channel! For whatever reason, there are a lot of episodes that didn’t make it to CH (now the videos are on IfIWereYou), but some KZbinrs reuploaded them here

[@valx5]

@@Varooooooom just an update y’all, the “IfIWereYou” channel has now changed to “Jake&Amir” and they have a lot of the videos. the “every single J&A episode in order” playlist is how you’ll find 99.9% of the videos!

[@Defiring]

@@Varooooooom I think the videos were on their website

[@cometmoon4485]

If I had to guess, I think it's because Collegehumor are embarrassed about how weirdly right wing this episode is with the "Assange is a traitor" comment.

[@TheOfficialBacon]

1:25 was so long and convoluted that I couldn't stop laughing

[@Winteramen]

To school for school

[@user84074]

Not a mess up because I caught it first

[@TheOfficialBacon]

@@user84074 lol yeah

[@TeeBreak]

and amir loved every second of it

[@Silverwind87]

@@TeeBreakhe's easily impressed

[@gruu]

LOL Pat couldnt hold it in anymore at 2:15 xD

[@swapbriarASMR]

hahahhahah true

[@Last_Respecter]

I love how in the 3 episodes Jake actually has lunch with Ashmear, he’s just staring at Jake eating and never actually bringing lunch, always gets me. P.S. GO BILLS!!!

[@JoeyPepperoni101]

He has a bottle of juice in lunch conversation

[@Strummie]

Die. Go Bills. Love, Kyle.

[@TimmyMcGowan]

I can’t believe I just now realized Jake starts literally running away

[@Hollameyah899]

2:13 also great acting from Hurwitz, almost as though he is more than okay, he's devastated!

[@Hollameyah899]

1:26 I got that whole mini-rant/weird bullying memorized in my head. Here's a transcript for new and future fans of the show: "Good lunch, everybody. I'm gonna go. Pat, you get joke of the lunch with the Julian Assand thing, which a low five from me-- too slow! I get runner-up, second-best joke of lunch with the too slow thing, looks like I'm too school for school-- sorry, just kidding, too cool for school, not a mess-up, because I caught it first. Once again, y'all are too slow and once again, Julian Assand can-- Ah! Ah! Eat a penis pie, 'til the day he die. This has been a 'Jake Hurwitz production', AKA I'm out!"

[@BadGoof]

This line is perfect, better than that, it is fine.

[@Hollameyah899]

I'm more than okay. I'm devastated!

[@ASOT666]

this has me in tears

[@Hollameyah899]

Of soy? *wink* beefing soy, are we?

[@triplehalo]

@@Hollameyah899 We're beefing

[@FrozenYoga69]

Assange is still in prison for journalism.

[@phylazen5649]

amir's deathly stare at the beginning... i keep rewinding lol

[@azamat_bagatov69]

so funny lol

[@olinkirkland]

I love that Amir doesn’t have any food during lunch.

[@milesmacmahon6001]

They should do a follow up now that he'll be free!

[@JuliusGulius]

if people knew what this episode was actually about it would blow their minds

[@AntiSecure]

... What do you mean? Everyone knows what it's about. Who doesn't know of Julian Assange?

[@ahmedsiddiqui2136]

@@AntiSecure Julian Assand.. Was it? I know exactly who he is. Let me google it right now and I'll tell you anything you wanna know about him

[@Yrenne]

I don't think you know what this video is about.

[@Winteramen]

@@Yrenne you gotta learn to be funny man

[@TeeBreak]

What is it about bro??

[@GeejMusic]

Why did they call Julian Assange a traitor?

[@skibbitybebop]

College humour leaned heavily towards Democrat so believed he was a traitor for revealing damaging secrets on the party Worth mentioning that Chelsea Clinton (Hilary's daughter) also sat on the board of directors for CH's parent company

[@outtrigger]

Im pretty sure it was just a joke since the common liberal take at the time was that assange was a hero. Probably just ironically picking the opposite stance of what you’d expect

[@cometmoon4485]

@@outtrigger "It was probably just ironic" doesn't sound very convincing.

[@munjee2]

@@skibbitybebop did that even happen in 2010 when this came out, still no idea why they called him a traitor though

[@paul_warner]

Because they're libtards

[@8gomerpyle22]

I like it when they let Jake do Amir stuff.

[@jacket6139]

You nicked it... I slapped it ? YOU NICKED IT

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Pat thinking Julian Assange is a trader is such an interesting detail. In this series he: Loves Sarah, is always scheming to impress his mom and is also apparently very conservative??

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

Pat murphy and Sarah needed to do a lot more skits with Jake and Amir streeter also. I wish they did more skits in general Dan was pretty funny also.

[@ThamizhanDaa1]

I like the video, but assange is not a traitor, he's only a traitor to corrupt politicians

[@manchesterisblue1023]

you only say that because you're hindu and thus love trump just like assange

[@ThamizhanDaa1]

@@manchesterisblue1023 lol what? What terrible logic

[@ACharmedEarthling]

Or people who believe in democracy and free elections...

[@psbelljr]

2011 was so much better than 2023.

[@bkwilcox23]

the funniest part of this episode was that Jake could’ve avoided all of this by just letting Amir slide

[@matbob3]

He’s free now

[@prodHODY]

who else is digging for the episodes they never saw?

[@Strummie]

I wish. I know I’ve seen them all so I’m just in a constant loop of watching episodes that I haven’t seen in a while until I inevitably get back to the videos I started with thus continuing the loop.

[@ImSquiggs]

I recently got thrown off my normal J&A path by KZbin recommendations, and after nearly a decade of fandom it’s insanely cool to find a whole pocket of videos I just missed somehow. This is legit a fantastic episode too

[@felynecomrade]

Been watching this shit for over 10 years and I still find vids I've never seen

[@TeeBreak]

This episode is gr8

[@phylazen5649]

u gotta learn how to be funny man

[@TeeBreak]

@@phylazen5649 STFU

[@Quarter_Turn]

Free Julian Assange

[@lucboyce5950]

*Julius Asand

[@TimmyMcGowan]

*with purchase of another julian assange of equal or greater value

[@Opdi67]

free julianna sand

[@Peter_1986]

I love when Jake becomes insecure and starts arguing with everyone.

[@samjasek1755]

I never noticed how Jake runs away

[@notaspider4084]

julian assange did nothing wrong

[@TheSummergirlx6]

wait... this isn't even by College Humor.. i'm confused.

[@noahmalonson7347]

that's something you DON'T learn on google

[@Sener]

If insecurity was a person

[@Hollameyah899]

Jakey is a mixed bag. He is half-jewish, after all.

[@Silverwind87]

When I first saw this, I also didn't know who Julian Assange is.

[@chocolatemafia64]

Julius Asand

[@Biotektan]

that one was funny! why didnt they upload it earlier? sometimes i feel like they are only uploading the bad stuf here..

[@ThePurpleKnightmare]

I can't believe Julius Asange would just change his gender out of no where like that.

[@spazy12341234]

@DontEatTheReaper he's just uploading to youtube early ps 19th

[@chocolatemafia64]

Julia Nesnad

[@Hollameyah899]

This was my first time hearing about a case of sexual misconduct, when I was a freshman in high school. Didn't phase me none because I hardly knew anything about Julian Assange... Then I heard about the one involving Chris Hardwick my junior year of college, and that really got to me. Edit: turned out the allegations made against Chris by a legitimite crazy person [Chloe Dykstra] were false, and yet she still won't admit to have worked for someone who not only was accused of sexual abuse, but blatantly admitted it albeit as a form of ironic humor [Max Landis]

[@Nocty1501]

Wow, more than any other CH takes, this one aged REALLY badly. Julian Assange, the greatest journalist to have ever lived, a "traitor" to these people. Wow.

[@jadenmcrae]

oui

[@GigglrTv]

This is the comment other comments warned you about

[@block4562]

You gotta learn how to be funny man

[@egostr1p]

7th ? am i awsome now ?

[@headbangerdmc123]

@thedarkrouge You know its a joke right?...

[@dxmrp0p0xd]

Lollll

[@The2jewls]

@thedarkrouge Chill out man it's not real...

[@NealChauhan]

Chick?

[@DontEatTheReaper]

I'd like this if it wasn't stolen.

[@Steezboy3000]

How do you like it now that it's the only copy?

[@Peter_1986]

The video states that it is a "Jake & Amir" video, so I wouldn't really call it "stolen". Also, this video seems to be the only existing upload on KZbin.

[@spidi550]

19th !!!

[@spazy12341234]

8th

[@Biotektan]

11th

[@Ilamarea]

9th

[@justdropem]

third