Jake and Amir: Trick or Treat

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[@MyOhMyitsme1]

"Who was washing a fire man's helmet?" "You gotta promise not to tell on me, man." LOL

[@luke4502]

"Chomp chomp, BITCH!" -Willy Wonka

[@F4rl30d]

+Luke Gosnell He almost laughed when he was saying chomp !

[@AndrewPonti]

"Willy Wonka never said that" -Jjkae

[@ThiccFish]

This is a gem, mostly in that, most jake and amir skits, we end up with the full story and a resolution, this somehow, raises MORE questions when its done

[@SalvableRuin]

You SERIOUSLY need to learn how to use commas.

[@ThiccFish]

@@SalvableRuin English is my second language.

[@xHaste]

true

[@zach0826]

"I'm like Williy Wonka baby! Chomp Chomp, BITCH!!!!" Best line I've ever heard! Keep it up Amir!

[@sereysothe.a]

11 years later. how are you?

[@zach0826]

@@sereysothe.a doing great! Thanks for asking!

[@barefoot6033]

@@zach0826 what a loser , still on yt after 11 years

[@AustinBrock2]

Listen here everybody, ​ @4566HJHHGH is going to delete his account.

[@rnjbond]

@@zach0826 did you achieve your dreams?

[@youngknowledgeseeker]

“Just sending out my minions to do the dirty work” 😂

[@stevenfriedman2902]

Where's Amir? All I saw was Jake and Willy Wonka

[@-ahvilable-6654]

Willy Wanker

[@4Y0P]

Chomp chomp, bitch

[@007phred]

Willy Wonka totally said that he was all like: "You flew into my fuckin fan, you lose, chomp chomp BITCH!"

[@thatquietkid]

Grandpa Joe: you're an awful man Willy Wonka: I SAID 'CHOMP CHOMP'!!

[@Bobbleheads56]

Ill still be watching these videos when im an old man

[@TheSwordfish-g3r]

Are you old yet

[@Bobbleheads56]

@@TheSwordfish-g3r not yet but Im still watching them

[@mastersoftoday]

@@Bobbleheads56 keep going man youre so close

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

My friends and I will be quoting these golden gods at each other as we suck on benzodiazepan juice bags in the frickin hospice Not when we're old or anything, I mean next Thursday

[@EnglishThisWay]

Same

[@cabotmartin8585]

"You think I bought this shit?!" -Willie Wonka

[@kount1993]

i like when he he said "steal shit" he said "steal" so loudly and whispered "shit" perfect reason why jake and amir is a genius show. they have all the blatantly funny shit that makes ppl laugh, and then they have the little things hidden within the skit that you have to think about for a second in order to notice them.

[@slycooper459]

Seeing this 11 years later and just noticed that

[@anon2279]

@@slycooper459lmao so funny seeing a 12 year old comment next to a 6 month old one but i’m glad i’m not the only one still watching these

[@slycooper459]

@@anon2279 you’re definitely not alone lol

[@NYCybertruck]

10 years later and it still holds up

[@jackthebroriley]

subconsciously, I keep clicking on more videos. It really is an addiction...

[@Varyon]

Jake: "Who's washing a fireman's helmet?!" Amir: "You gotta promise not to tell on me man" lol

[@gtenhave]

'you gotta promise not to tell on me man' HAHAHAA

[@nickblakely3498]

Just the thumbnail for this episode makes me laugh

[@vinnvinn88]

Nick Blakely exactly

[@jonnnnniej]

Definitely one of my favorite J&A thumbnails!

[@dumpsta-divrr365]

Amir can't help but crack a smile on that last chomp chomp

[@Ijustwannacomment122]

He's paid a bad amount of money for that candy.

[@nihal74321]

What's a bad amount of money?

[@tinman96]

@@nihal74321 why are you responding to a decade old comment?

[@ravencom1]

@@nihal74321 any amount of money is a bad amount

[@DanielJayHouk]

@@nihal74321 like the worst amount of money

[@normancocksmell]

@@ravencom1 Bad amount of money? No… bad you!

[@MoPower2112]

Chomp Chomp

[@Haboo65]

BITCH

[@annafune8867]

+Haboo65 --willy wonka

[@JeremyHoffman]

Amir couldn't even keep a straight face at the second "chomp chomp" at 1:42.

[@polreamonn]

Didn't become a chant

[@michaelmichaelson2014]

I've got this amazing image of the 1971 Willy Wonka going up to a kid and yelling "chomp chomp BITCH!"

[@ahmedmusaliar8129]

Wait isn't Amir wearing the same dress from that picture in that episode where he threatened to jump out the window?

[@thematthewyoung]

bozo? its similar i think the dress in the picture was supposed to be photoshopped but it was pretty close xD

[@josiahj224]

im seriously addicted to this show and ive been watching it for the past 4 hrs. HELP!

[@GaaraOfTheSand5]

I like how Jake says "I don't wanna hear it" every time and they always end up talking.

[@franchica]

lmao... damn, jake and amir hands down one of the best series on youtube.

[@Zeke03]

"Who was washing a fireman's helmet?" LOL!!!!!!!

[@MONIJI]

Ive literally watched this 5 times in past 2 days which is quite a lot when u think about it!

[@onelusciouslad7841]

I've never seen this one or the next up one, yay, its nice seeing Jake and Amir episodes I havent seen before its like the show's still going on :,)

[@world-traveler880]

That last line was gold!

[@CaniBiteyouu]

i came to youtube to look at a certain video... and i cant stop clicking more collegehumor!! ahhhh!

[@kellyflute]

amir sure knows how to go overboard with everything

[@jan290382]

I love Amir's interpretation of laundry day!

[@Yaktopan]

No joke, y'all, Amir looks really good here. He looks absurdly pretty in a dress.

[@lulusobel8643]

Yeah, I would not mind more Amir in a dress.

[@CarretDude]

Ayyy shoutout Allentown Pa

[@turnleftaticeland]

represent!

[@Amorgun1990]

Headgum podcast, they are hilarious 😂

[@RobinHoodinSherwood]

upstate NY??? Yay finally we are acknowledged! i feel so so... loved! : )

[@killerjunior23]

fcken amazing

[@e13kid]

You could say it’s a slam dunk

[@krombopulos_michael]

The funniest part was imagining Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka saying "chomp chomp, bitch".

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

Who was washing a firefighter's helmet...

[@lucyanne9626]

+bunnyfaceperson123 You gotta promise not to tell on me man.

[@Mr4everhappy]

This is the only reason why I'm still subscribed to college humor. At least these 2 are still funny.

[@briikhaus]

Amir was so upset he threatened to kill himself when his face was photoshopped on a bo peep costume. But has no problem actually wearing one. Gotta love it

[@slycooper459]

Omg

[@samanthaclosee]

I think this might be my favorite episode

[@Spyaallstar]

I live in allentown pa!

[@lucyanne9626]

+Brandon Gerhat Are you a little shit though?

[@turnleftaticeland]

i live really close too!

[@ElToastManz]

One of the few jake and amirs I have liked. thumbs up

[@chickenitza8]

So unbelievably guilty saying "you gotta promise not to tell on me man"

[@grande1899]

I love how the two highest rated comments are exactly the same.

[@constantlywaiting1480]

woah grandayy alt account on a jake and amir vid, what a find

[@mark3232harrison]

Grandayy

[@majinboot8775]

Wow, Grandayy was only 3 years old when he wrote this.

[@alainart]

Wow this comment's 10 years old

[@mynameisnotjoshua645]

Grandayyy

[@Dermatillomaniac]

My favorite Jake and Amir of all times!

[@OliviaWilles]

Aw he's just a cutie. And can I mention how Jake is wearing like a shawl?

[@Chr1s747]

"Who was washing a fire helmet?" "you gotta promise not to tell on me man" LoLz

[@erikmoe4767]

“Chomp chomp BITCH”- Willy Wonka

[@Deumau6]

thanks for making my day a little batter.. I almost forgot about my problems

[@MadHeart-rw9xh]

Amir just doesn't look as douchey without the facial hair...

[@rodneydangerfield7029]

I have an office job now and just thought about this. Made me laugh all these years later 😂

[@whovalorant]

Jake can u sole a 5x5 rubiks cube? I spotted 3 rubiks cubes at :05

[@turnleftaticeland]

Amir can, actually

[@PBDx3]

omg this is my fave jake and amir episode everr. funniest one by far! i crack up everytime i watch it!

[@everythingsgoingwell]

300 kids +213 neighborhoods= 27. illuminati confirmed.

[@jongmagee]

its been a while since college humor made me laugh like this lol

[@CvmL0rd]

嗨 (Sorry for my Chinese)

[@CvmL0rd]

Rafal Grygorowicz sry

[@tidebleach8215]

+KRIWDIPIE W thats longcut chinese and that means everyday (im guessing thats mei) sorry my ocd tendency made me write this :(

[@CvmL0rd]

gamers worldwide Is oki :)

[@tidebleach8215]

KRIWDIPIE W yay :)

[@katzen3314]

Hello

[@DonJewxote]

Shout out to the Phantom of the Office costume on Streeter's desk

[@charlieswett1]

Trying not to laugh on the second “Chomp Chomp” lol

[@MrMegawac]

It just got better and better as it went on lol

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

whoa i live in Allentown!! it's the most random of the Philly suburbs! i feel honored to have it mentioned in this lol

[@Azimii]

happy halloween everyone

[@xXxEavesdropperxXx]

Best Jake and Amir since like July...

[@alangood1123]

I love it how the two highest rated comments are quotes that go beside each other

[@AFMountaineer2000]

One of the funnier Jake & Amir's I've seen in a while.

[@kjgoble]

"It's Thursday, not Halloween." "Laundry Day. It's when I steal stuff from the laundromat. What do ya think, I bought this dress? I'm like Willy freakin Wonka."

[@ottostoneman]

I love the way he says "min"

[@TerryCraig23]

"Chomp, chomp, BITCH!" "Willy Wonka never said that."

[@SimpliztixX]

Its funny to see Amir get better and better at these shows.

[@Enjoisktr88]

Allentown, PA.. right on! :)

[@Cerybros]

LOL Amir was trying sooooooooooo hard not to laugh when he said the second Chomp Chomp

[@Sstormzzz]

This is one of the funniest ones in a while

[@TheBlondeNation]

They need more Jake and Amirs!!

[@Ammo1174]

ahaha i dunno why but this one seemed much greater than most of the jake and amir vids which are already great

[@GeoPhe42]

you gotta promise not to tell on me man! bahahahahahahahahaha i love u amir

[@TylerMooreMusic]

LOL i just watched the vest episode where jake uses laundry day as an excuse for his vest ;p

[@tadshackles]

This video makes up for the last 2 J&A's. OMG I was LMFAO!

[@Synsane]

Thats one of the funniest! And his face the whole time! xD

[@bieberhater2010]

I love these videos! They make no sense! :)

[@ethanberry4306]

One of my favorites

[@xX88B88Xx]

A pillow full of candy makes the goth girls RANDY. I rimmed my great uncle at a church fete.

[@SlunkyBoi]

One of the best ever!

[@Skarmand]

I think this is my favorite one.

[@summerbarbie07]

im like willy fricken wonka man you dont no who willy wonka is do you? LOLZ and also 0:48 is so funny! i was in french class and this comic said chomp chomp and i was laughing so had people thought I was like weird.. LOL

[@RudeDudeKB]

I love the way amir says bitch... he says it the exact same way in all of the videos he says it in

[@omnomusic]

I can't believe I haven't worn my identical Dorothy costume yet.

[@warrior5496]

I like how they have the night vision goggles from the mw2 prestige edition XD

[@Rythmbot]

That ending line was epic.

[@Nyxtia]

LOL. Awh man thank you Collegehumor for improving my Halloween considerably :')

[@greed13X]

I just saw Jake on AMC's Fearfest. Happy Halloween!

[@Sweet_Dee]

thousands?! that's like a bad amount of money

[@defenestr8now]

"who was washing a fireman's helmet?" "you gotta promise not to tell on me man!"

[@jojoyear]

Haha, Amirs costume is so effing ridiculous, it starts being awesome again.

[@Snowinghearts]

I love your mac's and your office space. Sooo lucky. =]

[@zach0826]

"I'm like Willy Wonka baby. Chomp chomp, BITCH!" Amir, keep it up!

[@rockyle]

i like how every guy that watched this video noticed the nightvision goggles before they noticed amirs hat XD

[@Se3kto45]

i love these videos

[@BudgetHobbyist]

Cool night vision goggles in the background lol

[@MrButterworth24]

haha the MW2 night vision goggles in the background

[@uhsoccer3]

"you think i bought this dress! NO!" hahaha

[@summerbarbie07]

jake and amir should continue this video like they should make a new one about the fireman helmet! hahax

[@feeboopoo]

LOLm jake and amir are still soo funny!