Jake and Amir: Work Out Clothes

Twas a dream...
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[@Swerdman55]

I love how even in Amir's dreams, Jake is belittling him at every turn.

[@LFTravel1437]

Ik

[@RamblingsOfTheMe]

Jake is actually a really good friend who only belittles Amir because he knows Amir enjoys it

[@Strummie]

And his dream woman is just himself in a wig.

[@Vijay-tg7hf]

except when jake went into R-ickk-kky off--fice during couple therapist

[@Lionfrog13]

Don’t kink shame him

[@timiadeogun6159]

I like the fact that jake is apparently amirs emergency contact

[@thatquietkid]

Wally Adeogun cause his dad keeps frickin moving!

[@nicolasgirs8842]

Well it would be his dad, but guess what!?!

[@dannypreklas]

Scoob did he frickin move?

[@mrbubl33s]

@@dannypreklas he frickin move not once but thrice

[@Yousif26]

That’s his only contact

[@Neoxeoz]

The moment Jake started laughing you knew it was a dream.

[@SuperMegaPeanut]

I went to sports authority, and I got calm.

[@ChromeMONkeyz]

One of the best JandA quotes ever

[@Steezboy3000]

Im a little lost, whats the significance?

[@Strummie]

Steezboy3000 Stupidity lol.

[@tickkid]

.... what?

[@jimboSleeeeiiice]

@@Steezboy3000I’m pretty sure it’s the “keep calm and…” shirts. At least that’s my understanding

[@dixiecronin7791]

Considering that Amir dreams of Jake calling him out on everything, does that mean he's actually self-aware of every dumb thing he does?

[@bobcandothis]

Had the exact same thought! He is self aware enough to know the choices he is making will disappoint Jake yet it appears he cant help himself.

[@TeeBreak]

I think he gets off on it

[@michaelramsey82]

I think he just recognizes that Jake thinks most of what he does is stupid. He doesn't really grasp why.

[@boxman_ninja0819]

Dreams can be subconscious so it'll just simulate what would happen in a situation like that. Amir obviously knows that Jake has been opposing him for 10 years straight. Actually believing it is wrong is different. It would be different if it was something he scripted.

[@coleseitz4666]

"Is he dead?" "Unfortunately no"

[@IhsanMujdeci]

Amir actually runs marathons. They talked about it on their podcast.

[@jacobb978]

+Ihsan Mujdeci He's trying to be an athlete

[@PinkManGuy]

You could tell that he was in shape during his stretch

[@superravmanrampage]

Oi ishan u pleb

[@RacleandRaHill]

wasnt that a joke? what episode?

[@sonicrushXII]

Like he said he's a Triathelete, as in he is trying To be an athlete.

[@RCARD-pz2et]

I like how at the start jake actually made the effort to treat Amir normally and asked him about his potential new hobby only for amir to fuck it up

[@mitchawesomefoot6139]

I think this might be my favorite Jake and Amir episode.

[@LFTravel1437]

Init

[@atheistlove6192]

Poor amir. Even in his wildest fantasy jake is being mean to him.

[@dixiecronin7791]

I guess he gets off on it at this point

[@HIKAJO]

The cop in this video is the same guy who amir payed a thousand dollars to leave a meeting, what a change of pace for him!

[@grim5554]

Sigee

[@sdouglas28]

+Elite nice IASIP reference

[@kevinfarrell9304]

+HIKAJO paid

[@HIKAJO]

+Kevin Farrell I should be embarrassed of myself, thank you for the correction ;*

[@kevinfarrell9304]

hey no worries man, i space out and mistype all the time haha

[@Bomber_Ted]

Amir is an unpaid consultant, I feel like he doesn't have to show up to work on time.

[@Pedakin]

You know he does have hundreds of millions of dollars?

[@thedantschubros]

I love that little "dew!" Amir does at the end.

[@laylahogarth3133]

gives me life

[@crybunny]

i love the bit around 2:30 where amir sees himself in the wig and his smile kinda twitches coz he looks like he can't believe his own luck

[@Kenbot12]

"forget your friends and family, you're watching Jake and Amir!" "What, why?!" the beginnings to these don't get enough credit

[@Miriromi13]

Poor Amir. If only he had that arm warmer outside of his fantasy!

[@ConnorCreed3]

dont worry he's gonna live forever.

[@legoindy111]

ConnorCreed3 He died and survived in Thanksgiving Scroll

[@rooboy1234567890]

"Turns out only thing he could be proud of is his son is a piece of shit", "why would he be proud of that?"

[@TheAbigailDee]

Seven years after this episode was produced and the try-athlete joke still makes me cackle.

[@ZebraZoom007]

My mom left the house early one morning saying she was gonna go join the gym. Instead she just bought gym clothes saying they would motivate her lol that’s why I’m here again, 5 years later 😂😂

[@70sman]

She went to sports authority, and she got calm

[@darkjedispencer]

the funniest part of this is the cop uniform at the end. and the play on words with "weaknesses" and "weakness is"

[@gridkid_2045]

This is the greatest sketch comedy show of all time

[@Decessus117]

"We found him passed out outside of a Sports Authority shouting obscenities at strangers." Haha! ... wait, what?

[@thomasfavelle]

I like how the "girl" was credited to Amir at the end.

[@AnaLongoriaXX]

2:17 That’s his real life smile 😊

[@akallstar5]

I went to sports authority... and I got Calm!

[@DynamicNinja12]

J: "Is he dead?" COP: "Unfortunately no..."

[@laurawilliams526]

Is it just me that LOVES that, on Jake's desk is a blue dalek and The Truth About Love by P!nk?

[@Ambister]

omg jake is so funny when the song starts xD

[@Viol3t_Null]

I just realized that the cop said they found him passed out shouting obscenities at people

[@ivarkrabol]

The police contacting Jake when they find Amir passed out suggests either (a) that Amir some sort of "if found, call this number" type note, or (b) that this sort of thing happens often enough that they know who to contact. Both seem equally plausible.

[@cooldawg2009]

This video never gets old

[@joetimberhunland7777]

Jake: "Is he dead?" Cop: "Unfortunately no, he's just sleepy and frozen." Amir: "Woo"

[@smokejc]

I like how the second Amir doesn't even have a beard.

[@justme22154]

This was the first Jake and Amir I ever saw. I thought it was so crazy, but I had no idea how crazy it got.

[@mabsrahman537]

No wonder Amir is so delusional. His dreams match reality. Very depressing. LOL.

[@Thegreatestever321]

Jake still calls amir stupid even in his dream

[@Search4truth488]

How could Amir be passed out and shouting obscenities at strangers?

[@linkthepringlesman3951]

He's Amir. He's never NOT shouting obscenities.

[@sunshine.princess]

+Chris P. Bacon I mean, he could've been like, sleep talking or something....

[@TheAfricanPie]

"What do you think my biggest weakness is, correction was my biggest weakness is" soooooo funny

[@G_Genie]

'twas a dream!

[@humanbeings303]

"is he dead?" "unfortunately no" hahah poor amir

[@Asdasty]

2:31 that face never gets old

[@jedidragon7603]

+Best Braai or at 2:26

[@robertb.7772]

"We can't find a woman in the office willing to say that line." "Oh well... Let's put Amir in a wig then."

[@KelseysWonderland11]

"I'm a triathlete - as in, I'm trying to be an athlete". XD

[@aestevalis0]

Patagonia. It's a company that makes outdoor gear. It's also a region in southern South America.

[@Vicvines]

0:39 Fox News

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

wrong

[@Vicvines]

bunnyfaceperson123 howso?

[@tobyphillips4312]

Bill O'Reilly

[@akallstar5]

*MSNBC I think is what u meant.

[@Vicvines]

Alex Kane don't give your own comment a thumbs up

[@MyMiniMovieMagic]

I knew something was wrong when Jake said $100 bills are accepted everywhere - Jack in the Box repeatedly tells me they wont accept anything larger than a $20 You can imagine my relief when I found it IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE.

[@deadshot1995]

It's been less than a day and I already passionately hate the new comment system.

[@timwhalen7628]

every god damn time i hear this song i see amir and lift my arms up

[@Karonis124]

"Is he dead?" "Unfortunately no..." I died.

[@sydneyp7867]

2 of the greatest lines of anything ever are in this video

[@Strummie]

I love how you hear Vinny more than anyone.

[@StefanSaba]

This somehow became one of my newest favorite episodes

[@nicklespale22]

"Don't thank me i was being mean" I'm gonna die of a lack of 0 oxygen now

[@RLuis2007]

damn now I have to go watch the all gold everything vid. thanks Amir!

[@kylermiller1407]

I've gotten the same 15 second subway commercial 4 videos in a row if I get one more I swear to god I will

[@superkellerman8D]

The intro was actually quite accurate.

[@BryanZam9]

Oh God, that was my favorite part dude, that SO hilarious!

[@95Bartlett]

I finally get the “lack of zero compression pants” joke after all these years.

[@Raso8k]

what's the joke

[@95Bartlett]

@@Raso8k A lack of compression pants would mean you don't have any of them. A lack of zero compression pants would mean you do have compression pants which is a very strange way to say you have compression pants. It's an even more bizarre statement when it's in the context of Amir listing his problems, like he's saying one of his problems is that he owns compression pants but saying it in a strange way. It's not even really a clever joke, it's just another example of Amir not knowing what words mean and it's easy to miss how that statement actually doesn't make any sense.

[@jessicaharlan701]

I havent watched Jake and Amir in a while. This is almost beter than seeing a realy good fried for the first time in a long time.

[@mohankrishna9277]

I watch these guys over and over again

[@victoria320-49]

I love Jake and Amir, they are the only reason I'm subscribed to CH :P

[@buffalobison7483]

2:20 one of the best moments of jake and amir history

[@irvindelarosa2697]

Ho-Lee GUAC! The cop at the end is the man himself. Sigy the freakin' Harnoff!

[@ballinpc223]

favourite episode of all time!!!!!

[@JadamSponj]

Nice random cameo from Olmec from LOTHT. And the crazy thing is that I'm wearing a Silver Snakes shirt!

[@Ylvis12]

I love JAKE AND AMIR

[@full_montie]

that legends of the hidden temple head is giving me serious nostalgia

[@BlizzardofOze]

This makes so much more sense when you're high.

[@ridridhimseth171094]

Forget your friends and family.. this is jake and amir. HAHA.

[@thatmanckid]

i love how dru's policeman uniform is the same quality as if it were done for a bit on TCGS

[@RubyBamford]

Forget your friends and family this is JAKE and AMIR!

[@punkmusicmetal]

"Is he dead?" "Unfortunately, no." LOL

[@BWalsh737]

"Is he dead?" "Unfortunately, no."

[@MarketResearchReading114]

This is the type of person you'd want to have a beer with if you could understand them, because they're deep and funny...but can't because you can't stand them.

[@ironbil]

best one in ages..

[@Myulls]

Probably the first time I actually LOLed at a CH video

[@PakcoF]

"Popped a molly, I'm sweatin" LMFAO

[@gregjenkinson7512]

2:45 "he's just sleepy and frozen" because some coward stole his arm warmer!

[@pgmg2000]

Oh.My.God, you can repeat a phrase said in the video that's amazing.

[@Eagle45678910]

I love the dalek in jake's background.

[@QueenAnime99]

I love how dream!Jake was exactly like regular Jake up until the end of the dream. XD

[@mayasplee1]

popped a molly I'm sweating WHOO >>>> this video just made my life

[@darkhorse12233]

This is such an under rated episode

[@TheHoinko]

Fav series

[@lazyasbyatch]

I wish I didn't know when my workday starts. These guys got the best job in the world, don't they

[@TheMrBubsy]

Because you probably watched it when jake and amir actually released it, collegehumor simply uploaded it to their channel today.

[@JustzzJack]

The guy sitting at his desk with a flannel shirt on is super cute!

[@nicklespale22]

0:42 You have like, some sort of agenda... me: dead

[@swimmerchick123451]

Loving the P!nk posters on Jakes desk xD

[@TryHardProductions1]

If they found Amir "Passed out in front of a Sports Authority" then how was he "yelling obscenites at strangers"? Something doesn't add up here...

[@ClaireDawson10]

One of my favourite intros.

[@smeagol102]

Its from the episode "album" search album jake and amir

[@Enballgroda1]

I've been looking for years. What's the name of the "Pop the molly I'm sweatin'" song?

[@SpencerThebestspark]

in the crowd cheering for Amir i could of sworn someone was shouting TERK TWERK TWERK

[@attack12332]

Love the new intro guys!

[@TheCobraLord]

2:40 Jake: Is he dead? PC: Unfortunately no. Me: LOL

[@FrikinTreats]

college humor peak was jake and amir

[@2011Ihatepop]

love the dalek in the background

[@alyssar2264]

Lol "that wasn't even a stretch that was the Macarena"

[@birdman1585]

I am ashamed to admit that the first time he busted out the "popped a molly, I'm sweating", I didn't miss a beat with the "whoop"!