Jake's Poem - Segments - 03

In this episode we discuss rice, impressions, movies, and the letter A.
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[@coffin7904]

Greensis

[@andrewbalaban7883]

Greensis

[@yakman02]

Segmania should be a recurring segment on Segments, in which you do a lot of segments

[@AhrkFinTey]

Ooh I like that. Like a segment where you gather all the ideas that would be too short to have their own segment

[@CannataNFL]

How bout a segment in segmania where you do a bunch of segments about segments???

[@JeremyHoffman]

You know, this next idea on your top ten list of podcast ideas is kind of a cop out so you don't have to think of one.

[@wrjackson17]

New segment idea: a retrospective on the episode, perhaps giving an award for who had the best moment of the episode. Maybe a trophy could be handed out to commemorate the winner - a golden trophy or microphone or something along those lines

[@user-zf4qu9gf2j]

And maybe like one if someone does a bad job, like a very turdy type of job. Maybe they can call it a turdy? IDK just riffing.

[@bobsonny]

wow you all are super creative, nobody has ever suggested or done this before, you seem so original

[@AlacrityJones]

​​@@bobsonnythat's a turdy

[@haglerfan86]

The "Don't Say A" segment had more flow than most conversations on the Head Gum Podcast

[@lobdooks]

Wht’s tht?

[@Chumplefish2]

small suggestion but you should have each segment be a chapter in the youtube video! also id love for you to keep a running tab of how many times you do each segment so we can track popularity over time

[@ghostboy259]

Still not used to feeling happiness every Monday like this.

[@redgreen2453]

The increasing resentment of the theme song is already visibly growing and I’m here for it

[@nickfcarter]

How quickly people forget those miserable fucking cover songs that we had to endure every week

[@trenchcoatkendo]

@@nickfcarterat least it wasn’t the same song I already don’t like and worst case if it was bad they could riff off of it

[@carlosr6462]

Segmania should be a yearly event with their best segments and "poetry or noetry" as the main event...kinda like a wrestling PPV.

[@Bendoverstoke]

And Logan Paul is in one of the segments

[@jaredhoughton7613]

AMIR LOST THE THIRD ROUND OF "DON'T SAY A!". Like, right off the bat! Jake: "Good evening" Amir: "Where ARE you going?"

[@MrSvs99]

Where're you going?

[@gftgrtrtyrty]

Schizo moment

[@loganmorrison4677]

How Hot is Marty should be a recurring segment

[@pjwitkowski]

I’m loving the throughline of Jake’s growing debt, there should be a segment called Debtor’s Prison where Amir makes Jake do stuff to work off some of his debt!

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

seconded!

[@ppjohnson159]

That's a great idea, like certain tasks are a dollar, some are 5 and so on

[@NotHeresrsly]

"I was skeptical because it's not a word" As opposed to...HEADGUM

[@Zarothmaster]

Jake was legit carsick in this one

[@TestTubeGirl]

I want Geoffrey to address not being a 10/10 in the next Headgum podcast.

[@ghostician]

"Jewelweed and hawksong, the Chevron parking lot in the gloaming. What question don't you know the answer to?" Great verse from Jake.

[@phillyb9383]

If there was ever a podcast made for a guest spot by Ben Schwartz or even Thomas Middleditch, it's Segmania.

[@amygdalasounds5609]

It's insane how well they know each other

[@owenjohnson469]

“What was the shoulders was that part of the impression?” “No that was me just sorta being stressed out…” 😂😂

[@tricoastalelite]

this amir guy will not shut up about rice

[@chriswolfe403]

the look of cringing horror on Amir's face during the poetry reading was worth the admission

[@xenofes2]

I think you should rename the podcast every episode, that'll make it super easy to recommend to other people

[@lizm598]

Amir cringing during poetry is so funny

[@Bailey-dj6hz]

This podcast is all the radiance and joy the headgum podcast wants to be

[@Vance37]

I don't think Amir is getting the fact that Jake was double-vaxxed

[@WatskyIsTheMan]

Someone who prefers Segments over Segmania, please explain yourself haha? How is segmania not better? Like Amir said, you can search segmania but search segments and you’d never find this podcast!

[@nickfcarter]

Nobody prefers it. Amir just said that "not a majority" thing because he loves making up shit to support his side of an argument

[@skalty9868]

“Wavelength” is just a better version of Geoff’s FAILED rancor game

[@WelcomeBackMeHere]

This entire podcast is a better version of Geoff's failed podcast xD

[@chrisliden716]

Jake and Amir two juice that you can’t forget! In 2010 they were big on the internet! But then 3 failed pilots, 2 rejected Movie scriiiiiiipts. One last ditch effort to try to stop their careers from going to sh*t!

[@ebadkhan7649]

Segmania should be a segment where you rapid fire as many failed/rejected Segment ideas as u can

[@WelcomeBackMeHere]

I love Amir's shirt in this :D

[@Rocketmanrun]

SEGMANIA!

[@loganmorrison4677]

Wow, I can’t believe the boys are really back. I forgot how much I needed this in my life

[@BigMcChriss]

So glad I have a Monday podcast to look forward to now after Geoff’s madhouse on Fridays!

[@drakegraves]

i've had the seconds themesong stuck in my head since last week, and it definitely made me anticipate the next episode, like a reminder alert but in my mind. it's funny because the song has an early 80s sitcom/commercial sensibility to it, and it seemed to work for tv in the 80s, too.

[@emeryboard2738]

SEGMENT IDEA: Roll some D&D characters! Maybe even do a couple rounds of PVP with them, if you're feeling spicy.

[@jacobnelken5508]

"Segmania" is so much better. very taupe.

[@superlatero]

Always love seeing these two on my screens ❤️

[@QuestGoblin]

Loving the pod. The segments are fun

[@imsoharmony]

SEGMANIA until the end of space!

[@LegitimateContent]

I want to see Amir make a painting

[@williammarchant3962]

Segmania- delete reupload Segmania

[@ClubNicholas]

Best part of my monday!

[@alexkennedy_nba]

Love this show!

[@ashmkb]

the dennis quaid line went hard

[@samwell54]

A segment where one of you watches the first half of a show and the other one watches the second half and you have to explain the context to each other. Or you both watch the same episode but one has only audio and one has only video.

[@Arcenus237J]

The ELI5 segment should be one explaining the thing trying to make the other laugh and the other trying not to laugh. Or slipping an outlandish lie in there and then the other has to guess which part is a lie

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Jake started so (relatively) well with tofu, and then when he got to "bean tree" just entered some sort of maddening death spiral. It was like listening to a 4th grader just lying about something just to be talking. 😄

[@LukePolito]

"pop punk or nah, skunk" in which someone presents fake and real song titles and the other fool must guess what is real or what is skunk aka false aka lies

[@Handwoven8138]

taupe

[@gamepenguin9]

I love this

[@michaelwalters4625]

Wavelength is solid! keep that

[@hiiliketrains]

gonna post as many segment ideas as i can each week, starting with these measly five - 36 questions to fall in love, could spread them out over weeks - call a fan and chat, but if they hang up first they get venmo'd $10 - discuss your spotify wrapped! as many as you have saved - 'how did you learn?' - chess, sudoku, to cook different foods, driving, dancing - take 5 random actors and a genre and cast them in an original movie idea

[@skillmyster666]

they deserve so much more

[@hiiliketrains]

@@skillmyster666 don't worry, i've been cooking up a theme song for the last decade and it's nearly ready! oh wait

[@Fox_on_the_wall]

im here for it baby

[@benlittleforest]

I think the rice and tofu segment was designed specifically to piss me off

[@anthony7960]

I love this show

[@lukedog80]

Great episode

[@RackieD]

This show is so good!

[@takeback181]

Amir embodied his full Larry David in the segment about not using the letter A in conversation lmaoo

[@leoschuehle1170]

Perfect ep 10/10

[@Matty_Jones]

100% thought the Marge impression was Pennywise lmao

[@lizm598]

I feel like Jake could do a great John Travolta impression if he tried.

[@ShowMeTheHenry]

this is my favorite podcast and it's only episode 3

[@josepeejoestar]

I love a good corn talk

[@JeromeBeckett]

I have not seen True Lies but that surely can't be a 9/10 film haha

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

Pleas of suffering from me unto you, begging that you admit this comment was ironic, and not the most asinine statement I’ve read today. My good folk, what is your point? “I’ve never eaten mango, but it can’t be like that good right?”, what do you even mean?

[@JeromeBeckett]

@@SirArthurTheGreat 9/10 means it's up there as one of the greatest films in the history of cinema. We're talking near-perfect masterpieces. I've seen other action comedies from the '90s and haven't seen one reach those heights. Even if we consider just action films from the '90s Terminator 2 is considered a high watermark. If T2 is 9 it's unlikely True Lies is. If I'd had similar fruits to mango before and thought they were good but not amazing, and also the general consensus was so, I can also assume the mango isn't likely to be up there with the greatest fruit ever (hypothetically speaking). So my assumption was based on previous experience of films of that irk, and indeed personal bias. It's all subjective at the end of the day - I'm not saying it's a bad film it could well be a 7 or even 8 but I just doubt it reaches a 9. Simply my opinion, I'm glad Amir likes it :) I guess I'll have to watch it and find out now ;)

[@xXTwigManXx]

I fucking love Amir's shirt so much. It had me laughing throughout the episode I need this shirt

[@carltonascarf7694]

maybe a better version of the explain something like your five segment is one of you comes prepared with an interesting explanation for some process or whatever and teaches the other one

[@forty_two42]

Segment where you tier list every If I were you guest. S tier is just Jake's mom and Streeter. Plus jokey mean Amir is a fun Amir

[@Beautifulkatamarie19]

I love this new podcast ❤ Segment idea : You should do a roast battle

[@kjfivetwoluver]

SEO wise, you already come up first for Segmania, but no way to find you via a Segments search. Time for a change?

[@spicerc1244]

They should do the worst fan suggestions

[@davetraintrain]

I was an IIWY Day 1, and the crazy thing is I listened pretty religiously until I burned out on several podcasts like 10 episodes before they stopped. And I still haven't gone back and finished. But then they started Segments and I'm immediately onboard lol. I guess that means they stopped at the right time (for specifically me, their most important audience member).

[@imOverWhere]

Who else is staring at amir in the reflection of that headphone award trophy thing

[@MediumDon]

I knew Jake wrote Autumns Long Passed bc of the "goose summer" reference.

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

What’s good for the goose is gone for the summer

[@sammydidds]

Segment idea: swap clothes and do impressions of each other for the segment, divas

[@btk72491]

I totally got that Amir was doing Dinero, but his Marge Simpson sounded more like Moe

[@arbitraryproton240]

amir said “are” in the 3rd game of the conversation without a segment, like right at the beginning 24:35

[@mshevchenk]

good catch, though Amir's elision could be interpreted as just "where you going", or "where're you going"

[@Gus1494]

I love Amir not letting Jake get away with hating his Sadie poem. Also DENNIS quaid??

[@julieburnsTY]

honestly Amir has a really good Cleveland Brown...

[@HopDances]

Anybody got a time stamp for the poem reading?

[@joedawesdawes]

Anyone know which headgum podcast episode they played the game on

[@f.your.content]

lemme get one of those f- off sweatshirts

[@adw4m]

Yesssssssss

[@readhoffman6578]

Pitch to improve the rice segment, start with a Wikipedia article like one on rice, and the reader describes the facts and lies about one fact. and other has to guess the lie.

[@josephwilkinson7376]

I was expecting Jake to read one of his Mom's poems.

[@RacleandRaHill]

Segmania hive will not be silenced

[@TheArchsage74]

This is like the HeadGum podcast with all of the segments and none of the Geoff-ness

[@Spewgo]

So is the first segment not Rancor?

[@todancewithpants]

I thought the marge simpson impression was the clown from IT 28:36

[@swiper33333]

the A segment was funny, could do E next time

[@carrotsnatch]

Y'all should call it Smegmania

[@JeromeBeckett]

Tea is a bag juice, coffee is a bean juice, tofu is a bean cube.

[@akamikeg]

A rice-lapse of sorts

[@Shmaeldotorg]

Amir's Cleveland impression is really good???

[@f.your.content]

welcome to last segment of segments, it's a auction shop for mom and pop, but don't bring dad around here, this ain't no place for BAD

[@beempboomp]

This is a rice-based network

[@nezbut7]

this is telling me that jake would be horrible on taskmaster

[@HalzyonMC]

You can only call this Segmania if you do like... 20+ segments per show. Which would leave Jake absolutely destitute from losing every single segment bet.

[@koziol552]

next segment : favorite shows or favorite current show or movie

[@beempboomp]

nineteen a-ty nine

[@guswidener2854]

a segment where u each come up with a segment idea and post it online and whoever gets more likes within a time wins that segment to be in the next episode. maybe u each post eachothers idea and its opposite winner?

[@TheSweepPC]

Fine, I Venmo'd you $2! lol

[@MR-rh1wg]

I’m in love with Emma