James May's back in his bunker kitchen

[@ShadowAkatora]

At first we were laughing at May for building his bunker and stocking it with spam, salad cream and lurpak. Well, nobody is laughing now.

[@pissmyasslynch5325]

You can say that again pal

[@phantomechelon3628]

I wonder how he knew... 😲

[@byteme9718]

@@phantomechelon3628 I managed four meals out of one can of spam this week. Mind you at £2.65/can it's now a luxury item.

[@nirfz]

but did he stock it up with TP too? 😁

[@byteme9718]

@AstonGoesOut I have two cans £20 each.

[@dillon155minecraft]

Dont forget this man has millions and can easily be sitting on a yacht somewhere but hes eating haggis out of a can for us in a small white room.

[@faustusTVR]

Correction, a small, cold white room.

[@jeanybeany7951]

What are you doing in a small white room? Ahhhhhh! You mean James May is sitting in a small white room, eating haggis, for you to watch him.

[@David_Johnson_]

He's eating haggis so we don't have to!!!

[@IllusivePrime]

Were it looks like someone has taken a huge masive dump on his plate. lol

[@longfang98]

David Johnson but i like haggis.

[@brainiac1595]

Hammond's quarantine content: Shows off his expensive cars and bikes, involving careful scripting and videography May's content: Can of Haggis and a fried egg

[@byteme9718]

Hammond is definitely the weak link.

[@Neumah]

@@byteme9718 Hammond comes across like he thinks he is a part of a young and hip professional TV elite, in 2020, when he's neither young nor hip, and TV is going the way of the Dodo... ah well

[@ivarwb4115]

One of the best comments on YT ever! Congratulations :-)

[@2760ade]

@@Neumah I like Hammond, but agreed!

[@SageKingdom]

may also did a live stream the other day

[@snickerer2642]

I'd like to remind everyone that this is the same man who once beat Gordon Ramsay in terms of cooking.

[@ShadowDragon8685]

On Ramsay's OWN SHOW NO LESS. He also was able to keep down the hakkarl when Ramsay didn't.

[@kurtsoderberg]

Hes taking the bulit for you...But not for me, free Swede and no lockdown! Go out att as a much like....shops open...but no crowds and keep 2m if you can.

[@builderforce6096]

@@kurtsoderberg Netherlands was never in lockdown either

[@michaelmastro9382]

@@kurtsoderberg 34. The huunnyyyyy bunny bear idgaf vog van GG can come to a three onward but downward! Skiffy don wiffy hassleberry Brook?

[@kurtsoderberg]

@@michaelmastro9382 No comprendo"!

[@Rico_71]

12:20 1)looks at whiskey 2)picks up whiskey 3) check the watch *too early for drinking* 4) puts down whiskey in a slightly angry and deluded manner We love you James, be safe!

[@mav3783]

Maybe it was too early for more whiskey hmmm

[@Thomas_Bergel]

Enrico In germany we say „Kein Bier vor vier“ (no beer before four)

[@Rico_71]

@@Thomas_Bergel i will definitely going to use this. In my favour mainly. Thank you very much lol

[@Veilingmeat]

that made me laugh. I was willing him to pour more in!

[@davidking3311]

I know that feeling lately

[@TheBendixSA]

James May out here pulling a quarter of a million views heating a can of haggis and butchering a fried egg. what a Sir.

[@BetonBrutContemporary]

NOW HALF A MILLION

[@diegoestradahernandez2728]

620k

[@TheHutchy01]

The Bugout Bunker: fulfilling it's intended purpose since 2020.

[@eugen10min]

you can't throw metal and egg shells in the same bin...

[@stevemonkey6666]

You can if you have flunkies

[@jeanybeany7951]

@@eugen10min: You can in Oldham and it is actively encouraged by the local council. It even says so "on the tin" (Oldham council website).

[@robbrown7400]

Day 40 of isolation: watching James May reach into a bin to tell us what haggis is...

[@thethingonlycatscansee963]

Rob Brown And...the highlight of my week. Bless him. 🖤

[@cormac5583]

Day 135 of isolation still watching james may tell us what haggis is

[@mariannerosenstrom627]

Second covid-lockdown, again wartching James May "cooking" and will continue........until 2046 if vaccination speed doesn't pick up in Finland.

[@obergfamily9049]

Day 373 of isolation: Water running low, may have to begin drinking haggis juice.

[@pezzonovante888]

"Tonight on Top Gear; James May opens a can of haggis."

[@wesd991]

Richard crashes a bike And Jeremy makes potatoes

[@jasoding]

and turn it into "cowSh1T" 😂

[@benflanagan8584]

I drink some whisky James cooks some tinned haggis and richard crashes again.

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂

[@iksigrek5084]

Its not top gear 🤪🤪🤪

[@catriona_drummond]

The REALLY sad part about Lucy Brown not being there is that she can't be made to taste the Haggis.

[@bucketslash11]

Jeremy: interview with daughter Richard: test with wife's car/filmed by daughter James: let's make some food

[@MartintheTinman]

Opening a can isn't making

[@CockatooDude]

@@MartintheTinman This is England remember. Microwaving noodles counts as making food over there.

[@jcgabriel1569]

I think the right thing to say is Richard: crashes...again

[@EngChagas]

Every time I find myself astonished by how effortlessly Mr May gives us tremendous amounts of entertainment by doing apparently simple and boring stuff. I always remember The Reassembler's episode from the old telephone.

[@thethingonlycatscansee963]

LChagas I watched it twice. I’m a 47yo female that has absolutely no interest. Yet I watched it a second time. Bless him. 🖤

[@TurtleSodadrives]

The reassembler is a legendary show indeed.

[@BeattieoftheTom]

Loving this, all comes full circle. James May is the absolute best.

[@emilsylvest9361]

"The haggis is speaking to me - i cant understand what's it saying obviously.."

[@jrd33]

It's saying "Pour us another dram o' yer whisky, man".

[@robertcooke9299]

James may is even better when there is no adult supervision. His idiosyncrasies are allowed full bloom 👍🌶🥃😄🤪

[@TylerDeBoy]

“The rozzers” always reminds me of the Top Gear episode where he’s trying to escape the Albanian Police lol

[@elitegamer2498]

Tyler DeBoy what about the TGPD

[@TylerDeBoy]

ELITE GAMER 249 “Let’s do this!” Edit: wait that’s the French one

[@OntarioAndrew]

He'll see us all in Spain lads!

[@maxwellhohensee9787]

Catching crims and locking them up... _in your community_

[@TheBehelit]

You’ll never take me alive, copper!

[@reyeslexus]

For a person that has sampled the finest things in life - he has affinity to peasant food

[@snappy452]

Never forget where you came from

[@phantomechelon3628]

Well sometimes the simple things in life are the most enjoyable (as well as being cheaper). Given how well versed he is in urban slang, I think he just likes "keepin' it real" - innit bro?

[@tomdagg6545]

Food is food,

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

@@tomdagg6545 some fast food = a nicely cooked meal by a culinary maestro?

[@this_is_a_tiny_town]

@@snappy452 Where I'm from we have a saying. "Don't forget the bowl you were baked in."

[@natalie6117]

*“I think, as an extra precaution, I am going to turn this hot plate on, at the wall.”* 😂😂 this is the kind of humor I’m here for

[@FireMadeItBetter]

Only James could find a sticky non-stick pan.

[@TheOfficialCzex]

I don't know why I found this funnier than it ought to be.

[@voornaam3191]

Spot on, just tilting that pan and the food comes out. But no, May needs a steel spanner to unscrew the nuts that are not even there. Scraping off that non stick layer. Throw away that pan, he has eaten the toxic non-stick layer by now. Is there an English word for beyond foolish? Neuron? Noron? Oxymoron? What was it?

[@voornaam3191]

@@TheOfficialCzex Do you have male family members wearing a skirt? Do they play a bagpipe? Do they send you to your dentist, each time you drink Nikka whisky? Giving you bottles of 15 year old Auchentoshan?

[@TheOfficialCzex]

@@voornaam3191 I regret to inform you, no.

[@voornaam3191]

@@TheOfficialCzex You can't always get brown sugar, can you? And CZ reminds me of motorbikes. And EX could be "lex belli", so you ride on your motorbike to a war tribunal. Finding excuses for genocide. Not very pleasant. What is that czex?

[@TwoBun]

James is having a nice time, I'm glad for that.

[@ivarwb4115]

And he is sharing his nice time with us, wich makes me glad!

[@dedasdude]

James May is like a well aged wine. The older he gets the better he is.

[@ramosel]

uh... more like aged milk.

[@JJ-iy8dx]

how is this better than anything else he's ever done?

[@skad2485]

At the least May's content never fails to entertain

[@JJ-iy8dx]

@@skad2485 well for me he failed this time...

[@diegoestradahernandez2728]

​@@JJ-iy8dxdont care

[@rustyshackelford1704]

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." -Mike Myers

[@300DBenz]

“I’m completely safe from marauding Scottish people!” First time in centuries a Brit can say that with 100% certainty.

[@faumnamara5181]

Aye till its discovered his bunker has the last bog roll and bottle of Irn Bru.

[@byteme9718]

@@faumnamara5181 No one drinks Irn Bru since they stopped making it with rusty girders.

[@alexwork2612]

Well the Scottish did try and invade England during Black Death plague.

[@renlin8925]

Scotland is in Britain

[@byteme9718]

@@renlin8925 Not according to wee Jimmy Crankee Sturgeon. She would have it floating somewhere else entirely.

[@2760ade]

"Does look a bit like a cowshit" Exactly what i thought :)

[@jeanybeany7951]

A fresh sloppy one or a sun-baked one with a crusty top on it that blends into the surrounding foliage until the moment you inadvertently step on it and it squidgies out of the crust and up your leg and you get that distinct "I've just stood on a cow-pat" whiff wafting through the air (quite partial to it (the whiff) myself, incidentally).

[@taiiat0]

but he said it, not us, so we don't have to! lol

[@IloveZeeland]

Exactly 😂

[@dickjohnson4447]

Shijo-Ohashi is a bridge representative of Kyoto that crosses the Kamo river over Shijo Street. It is also called Gion Bashi.

[@heatherwillis-kershner1973]

Hey bim

[@wschnitzler]

Guess what

[@kdotroy1]

Wheres bim?

[@vishwaskp]

Thank you Bim , Lucy, FoodTribe, DriveTribe and team for all the new content to entertain us in such hard times 😊 . I have liked, commented and subscribed to do my bit. Cheers from 🇳🇴

[@jeruelleapigo3642]

James May could do a Dishwasher commercial that I’d still watch.

[@rbokhoree]

Jeruelle Apigo Or better yet, he could repair a broken dishwasher.

[@falka6751]

James May's soul animal is a dishwasher from the 1940s.

[@MapleShrimp]

"That is boss!" -James May, 2020

[@Uncalibrated]

Using the builder's tool for the egg reminded me of the time he had to use a hacksaw for his radiator hose in the Burma special.

[@nirfz]

It's not really a builders tool. It is intended for cakes and stuff.

[@GildaLee27]

@@nirfz +What does It matter It's an offset spatula.

[@nirfz]

@@GildaLee27 Actual building spatulas and trowels have sharp edges, while this cake handling device has not. (It's a difference like a slightly below average sharp knife blade and a spoon)

[@thez06addict90]

"That is boss" - James May Please protect this man at all costs

[@P_Beard_5961]

My favourite quote is “I’m completely safe from marauding Scottish people!”

[@P_Beard_5961]

Jurassic Coast Comics Oh, took me a while to realise you’re referring to my profile picture 😂. Yeah, Gambit’s awesome isn’t he, especially in the 90s cartoon. In fact, thanks to the animated series, he’s probably my favourite x man.

[@delaycomp1935]

James May: "Scotland is above England " Scottish:"Yeaaaaah"

[@guharup]

dont they like want to try out another position?

[@paladinsmith7050]

This is the content we need.

[@ivarwb4115]

So true!

[@thethingonlycatscansee963]

Paladin Smith But is it the content we deserve? 🖤

[@namenotfound34]

The care he took not to ruin canned boiled sheep's lungs mixed with oatmeal is really admirable.

[@chaparama]

A James May upload is without a doubt the highlight of my day. Even if it is just him eating dog food

[@jindylikessoup]

So true

[@ArmandKarlsen]

[Several angry Scots would like to know your location]

[@faumnamara5181]

@@ArmandKarlsen Already located. Dispatching socially distanced angry mob.

[@35i_Hearse_Driver]

@@faumnamara5181 Would like to see a video of that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 A Führergruß length distance between them 😆🤚🏻😎

[@Gruvmpy]

I wish this was longer, I love coming back and watching this, it's very relaxing

[@UndergroundResidu]

I want a series of May translating poems into modern day slang.

[@BathtubBass]

May doesn't know modern slang.

[@UndergroundResidu]

Youppi “yo face is well bomb, sick pudding, Innit bro” begs to differ

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

@@BathtubBass the only thing he needs to do is to make "Nobody:"-comments, say cringe and lol a lot and post some unfunny memes, then he will be a true millennial

[@travis3810]

@@UndergroundResidu and "like, comment, subscribe"

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

@Jurassic Coast Comics now I imagine him with Richard and Jeremy on a road trip for the next episode of GT and when Jeremy talks about the stats of his car James replies with „Weird flex but okay" ._.

[@Filipe1020]

James May's FoodTribe videos is what I need more in my life right now.

[@DG-jq7il]

I knew it! This was all James May's fault. James wanted to test his bunker, so he engineered an apocalypse.

[@Jason-Thorne]

Careful! If we've learnt anything from this, it's that there are people out there dumb enough to believe something like that, who will then try and set fire to him :D

[@DG-jq7il]

@@Jason-Thorne very true, I posted a meme about whiskey protecting us from the zombie apocalypse, because it sanitizes the palette, and I got a notification that it was mostly false... it was a joke, and thought it was entirely false, glad to know there might be some truth to it. All the more reason to drink some Islay whiskeys

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

"Apocalypse" lol

[@NekoArts]

James is just what we all need in times like these. Instant sense of zen after watching this.

[@StockportJambo]

I'm a Scot and I don't even mind that James murdered the bard, or that he put HP sauce in his haggis, or his use of Japanese whisky. That man can literally do anything.

[@anthonydry5265]

James May is my modern day Michael Palin. Watch his Japan series on Prime, its brilliant. Top bloke!

[@yesthat3302]

guess what.

[@zatchbell622]

Yes That it’s about 3 o’clock now.

[@yesthat3302]

@@zatchbell622 Bim. Bim........ Bim..... Guess what!

[@joshuasmith5289]

Have you ever thought of doing a history of Britain show James? Would be great for the rest of the world to learn about the history of the country, even from the bunker.

[@geographyinaction7814]

Bim opens a tin, and has literally thousands of views in a few hours. Enthralling, entertaining, informative, and welcome. Thank you Dr. James, Man of Letters and such!

[@MausOfTheHouse]

James may is the poorest looking millionaire I've ever seen.

[@rmc7098]

You should see me

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@rmc7098 are you a millionaire?

[@ArifRWinandar]

@@MausOfTheHouse No, he's the richest looking pauper.

[@jamesdavis7492]

@@MausOfTheHouse me too its a secret with us millionaires youv've stumbled into here .

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@jamesdavis7492 hooray.

[@nazirkhalifa5377]

James May, would make watching paint dry interesting his a genius.

[@streetboyz1096]

No one: James May: “battle of Britain”

[@lewydmusic]

Plenty of it

[@Sam-gm1ro]

Flood the cowling...

[@lewydmusic]

Remember his face when Rachel said she hadn't seen it?

[@Milamberinx]

I haven't seen it either.

[@funkmachine6420]

This is my fav thing on youtube, James is a hero! The sound is actually better than it usually is, way less clipping

[@kiranganesh8598]

6:51 is why we're all here.

[@Interknetz]

I laughed more clicking that timestamp than I did the first time around cause I totally forgot he did that xD

[@TheBigBLT09]

No-one: James: the process starts with a tin opener, because it is a tin.

[@kurtsoderberg]

It is for the American audiens...Dont take offens here in Europe.

[@aredub1847]

its a steel can.

[@damionlee7658]

This video may have single handed doubled the number of times James has said "Like, Comment, Subscribe"... Lucy will be so proud!

[@simon40607]

At least James is having ago at cheering people up 👍🏻

[@anukoo87]

I love James, I have nothing else to say just now. Just that I love him.

[@jaytee4484]

Inform the flavor.. that's a line he used before he beat Gordan Ramsay with his fish pie! Go James!

[@richards7909]

*takes tin out of bin* *reads* *takes off children’s presenter glasses, touches egg, top, trousers, puts hands in pockets* ‘Meanwhile, stay safe, remember to wash you hands’ Oh, James...what would Oz say?!

[@MM-dq2pi]

I hope he recycles the tin.

[@paulcronin4053]

10:42 that little grimace 😂 this man is a King

[@Chalky.]

The Haggis is saying "Freedom" which depending on James' digestive system it will get about a day later looking exactly the same.

[@johnking5174]

James May is a man who is worth around £35 million, but comes across as if the money has no effect on him whatsoever. Whereas Hammond has his own castle, Clarkson has his own farm. May has simplicity. Much admired.

[@MichaelRoma91]

I love when he grabs the bottle of whiskey and thinks about drinking it then looks at his watch and thinks it’s too early for a drink

[@IsaacOrd]

from america, love you James, your instructions on those chilies was spot on. this is exactly what i needed in these times.

[@fightnerd]

Wooohooo. I was wondering when the bunker kitchen would be back

[@TurtleSodadrives]

When he picked up the whiskey, looked at his watch, and followed up with a dissapointed "no". It cracked me up. Made my day.

[@jonb5310]

Classic British breakfast, everything is gray and unappetizing. well done, james!

[@yourgay3226]

Hey bozo you keep eating your mum out for your brekkie and leave us brits to the greatest breakfasts in existence

[@jonb5310]

@@yourgay3226 lol =)

[@freepadz6241]

Well what do you have for breakfast? A spinal column in a bap?

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

Oh, that stuff is actually breakfast? O_o

[@thetinguy]

finally. been waiting for bunker videos. this time is perfect for them.

[@thetinysideoftiny7625]

American here - I innocently googled "What is haggis made from?" after watching this video. For those that don't know: Sheep heart, liver, lungs, and stomach...and apparently banned in the US since 1971. I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to food...but I had to draw the line at lungs and stomach. I'm sure if you grew up eating this it's probably a favorite acquired taste...yes? no?

[@matta2652]

Yes

[@michaelhall5429]

You eat the leftover carcass of cows and pigs ground to a paste and stuffed into intestines already, so maybe?

[@Mystic-Midnight]

Actually I assume it'd taste like any other Animal Liver would with it just having what I can only describe as an overwhelming Iron taste but it isn't horrible. Granted I also like Liver and Onions cause my Grandma would make it for my Grandpa often and since she picked me up after school I just ate old people food.

[@jill645]

Thanks for taking the time out of your day and setting that all up to keep us entertained for a bit. Stay safe sir :)

[@marianowimbus1557]

" I had one in the curry other day and it nearly blew my a$$ off" lol 😂

[@kellymoran8128]

From Utah USA... I really enjoy your vids, James! Please keep them coming in these "trying" times! Keep safe Brother!

[@superkaboose1066]

James May: not a poor person... Proceeds to have a peasants 80's kitchen, love it

[@laurahodgson6531]

Your guides to using tinned goods are proving immensely useful during lockdown James. Had your spam and beans for brunch = big thumbs up

[@philipcooper8297]

See, Hammond? People actually can make a youtube video without crashing their own motorcycle into their own garage door.

[@catriona_drummond]

Crashing is part of the Hammond brand.

[@sledmaster89]

I mean no disrespect by this but so many videos James May is in would normally be hopelessly boring, but somehow Mr. May can manage to make opening a tin or reassembling something so incredibly entertaining. Best "celebrity" ever by far

[@blairmccallum1111]

James , you do know that Sir Hugh Dowding was Scottish, born in Moffat. Ate Haggis 3 times a day. thats why he biffed the boche

[@emilsylvest9361]

I am watching james making food in a bunker. I dont know why but i do know i love it.

[@tonysun2472]

You know James may is a perfectionist when he places the chilies parallel to the cutting board

[@buzzinga4]

I can´t exactly pinpoint what makes watching James May do literally anything so entertaining. No one else can pull off just cooking some Haggis and making people enjoy it.

[@MarcoFister]

Definition of "British" : cocking Haggis using Suntory Yamazaki ...

[@oliverhooper435]

This is brilliant isolation entertainment material and awesome one liners, thanks James, stay safe and well and keep this up!

[@babyadopalis1225]

James: Shall we look at the tin Also James: *casually opens bin and takes out tin

[@NaziZombieSharpShot]

I do that at least once a day for the cooking times on ready meals

[@KarlFarbman]

We really need this these days. Cheers.

[@TheElDoctoro24]

Everyone laughed when Mr Slowly made a bunker kitchen but who’s laughing now.

[@guharup]

There is an untapped opportunity in audio books forJames

[@wombamatic]

thankyou James, made the evening more "palatable" suggest just drink the whisky, whatever follows is always better.

[@kierancarrero9816]

High times with James May. Live it.

[@AnimalZone-tv9id]

James: I was 30% right Me: that still makes you 70% wrong Mr May

[@lescorlett4133]

Watching Bim on this is miles better than what the BBC has served up today (11.04.00). Stay well Captain.

[@asdsafasf3]

I made something very similar looking this morning. In the bathroom.

[@DavidBromage]

I could watch James making a cup of tea and not get bored.

[@hairycoo56]

Can see the factory that haggis was made from my front window, about 400 yards away.

[@freepadz6241]

Does the factory give off a smell?

[@TheOfficialCzex]

@@freepadz6241 It probably smells pretty decently. Like a meat pie factory.

[@hairycoo56]

@@freepadz6241 It depends lol, some days you can't smell anything other days you know somethings being made nearby but it's not a bad smell. They can other things too such as steak, minced beef etc.

[@hairycoo56]

@@TheOfficialCzex Yeah, nothing offensive in the air lol.

[@law1008]

Bet property is expensive round there!

[@SinisterMD]

The acoustics are astounding.

[@chaleur4112]

not gonna lie mate, the end result looked absolutely vile.

[@bbb462cid]

he did say it was haggis

[@pynchon63]

@@bbb462cid proper haggis, certainly not tinned, is delicious.

[@Paythemoose]

I will watch anything with James May in it.

[@Viraqua]

Watch out for the cops over there. They're ticketing people for being out in their front yard and buying wine or crisps.

[@erinjshanahan]

I LOVE your cooking videos. They are entertaining me through the quarantine. 💚

[@vincemoravek2858]

Five minutes later and now I KNOW of what haggis is made. Decided I was right years ago. Possible for a deep-fried Peep or two on the side?

[@faumnamara5181]

What the hells a peep ? Anyway it tastes amazing.

[@vincemoravek2858]

@@faumnamara5181 Those marshmellow treats; Peep "chicks" 'n rabbits usually popular around Easter.

[@jamieball213]

Well you did a brilliant job to say your on your own James.

[@TheOfficialCzex]

"Innit." - Dr. James May, 2020

[@YourLoyalDeserter]

4:40 I love the entire Drive/FoodTribe staff.

[@ivanbima5877]

James: And then the whole thing will slide out revealing... *Police passing by* James: The cops. Me: Okay i guess

[@darleschickens7106]

One half of my family are Scottish, however, I was a vegetarian until the age of 18 so I never got to try haggis until my visit to Scotland for my 21st. It tasted EXACTLY how imagined (very tasty).

[@Wolf_Larsen]

You poor, poor soul. What kind of parents put their children through that kind of torture? Only once your body has fully matured should you attempt vegetarianism. That's downright criminal. Hope you're okay.