They charged $20 for Tiger games? That's criminal.
@Camoni69694 жыл бұрын
Especially since $20 was worth more back then
@s.r.polaris55694 жыл бұрын
Just for a piece of plastic and some stupid “graphics”
@101Volts4 жыл бұрын
It was cheaper than a Game Boy + 10 Games.
@Carlito84Qc4 жыл бұрын
lol and 20$ is without inflation
@minecraftconstructs6503 жыл бұрын
they should be -20$ they pay you to take it
@stevenknauer62342 жыл бұрын
"What bad Sonic games?" For some reason, this is the most iconic AVGN quote for me. It's just so nostalgic
@jimnfl71342 жыл бұрын
Then he reviews: Sonic the Hedgehog 2006, and it was two parts.
@Watch_over_us Жыл бұрын
It's that sonic music that kicks in that we all know and love
@Rgoid Жыл бұрын
What AVGN meant was “Where the F&@k do I start?”
@Arbaz3102 Жыл бұрын
@@Rgoid Luckily there aren't THAT many lol
@someguyontheinternet2399 Жыл бұрын
@@jimnfl7134 And he barely covered a third of it. What a rip off 😮💨
@something2day6209 жыл бұрын
"Is that what kids do nowadays? Sit around and watch video games" Boy! That sure is ironic.
@DavidRYates-bx9qg9 жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching someone play. I mean, I play games for the story, so if someone is playing a game with a good story and not just skipping through everything, I will enjoy watching them play. My brother and law one time started playing Injustice on his PS4 when I was at his and my sister's house, and he asked me if I was okay just watching, and I really didn't even understand the question. I was just like, "Of course, why wouldn't I be?".
@SC42119 жыл бұрын
It also depends on the person playing the game in many cases, myself included. Just watching someone play without much substance and leaving in dull parts is awful, but people who make it entertaining like Dashiegames and cr1tiKal (or however he spells that goddamn name) are quite fun to watch just to see their reactions, especially to off the wall games, or games with insane difficulty.
@NecroCh9 жыл бұрын
+Something2day it all started with heavy rain
@NecroCh9 жыл бұрын
+David R. Yates story in a videogame is as important like the story in a porn movie
@DefinitiveDubs9 жыл бұрын
+Something2day I think James was half-joking when he said that. I mean obviously when you watch this video you're watching video games. And he had James & Mike Mondays going at the time too (I think)
@peelslowly286 жыл бұрын
"Right under the Mario sleeping bag is an assortment of guns!" How do you know about my secret stash?
@thejamaicanpotatochip45614 жыл бұрын
😂
@NormasWitnesses4 жыл бұрын
I love the album in your profile picture.
@KimSjopi4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@witherblaze4 жыл бұрын
Now that is a picture I'd pay to see made
@seamusquain27063 жыл бұрын
*M E R I C A '* 🇱🇷🌭🦅
@Synthwave898 жыл бұрын
That Atari jacket is so rad.
@SteadyEddie19838 жыл бұрын
I'd wear it!
@DityDan8 жыл бұрын
You mean "bad"
@edvance10308 жыл бұрын
So would I.
@imaweeaboo80927 жыл бұрын
Mario Paul I really want it.
@gokuthekiller75207 жыл бұрын
Its not rad, Its Raaaaaaddd
@JamesNintendoNerd11 жыл бұрын
AVGN Vol 7 DVD and Board James Vol 1 DVD's are here! cinemassacre.com/2013/12/16/avgn-board-james-dvds-are-here/
@denbob11 жыл бұрын
Great video
@notlame900011 жыл бұрын
I think Sonic R is pretty cool. I think it deserves an awesome modernized sequel for like the modern consoles. Maybe even online and/or PC. :)
@siveon29811 жыл бұрын
notlame9000 Pretty sure that's called "Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed". If you want them running, well you're shit outta luck.
@CMSonYT11 жыл бұрын
Siveon Transformed (or whatever the sequel is called) is a very excellent racing game, at least for gen 7.
@AlluMan9611 жыл бұрын
CMSonYT I'd put it past the gen 7 era & put itself as on the map as one of the better kart racers ever. It pretty much pulled the Crash team racing trick of refined copycatting & much like CTR, it was able to be a success even with it's simularities, only instead of going for conventional Mario kart, it instead geared towards Diddy kong racing. Well, calling it "Copycatting" is a bit rough, as they still pulled their own twists to the tale. Shifting between the 3 vechicles between matches & levels that alter between laps are things that give Transformed it's own identity
@CunningCondor8 жыл бұрын
"What bad Sonic games?" - AVGN, 2013
@CunningCondor8 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Sonic Team have been on a winning streak lately. Here's hoping 2017 works out.
@Andy-4138 жыл бұрын
Yes he did in fact say that. Congratulations, your hearing is acceptable :)
@CunningCondor8 жыл бұрын
Thanks mom.
@Andy-4138 жыл бұрын
CunningCondor You're welcome honey. Now go do your homework. Lol.
@MP-nq9ht8 жыл бұрын
He has a point though.
@Shendue4 жыл бұрын
"Laser" is in quotes otherwise some idiot would sue them for not having actual lasers on a toy.
@alexeyeliseev63224 жыл бұрын
It's kinda funny that your avatar is Phoenix Wright
@GigaChad-tv7xl4 жыл бұрын
@@alexeyeliseev6322 OBJECTION! This magazine is outdated, Your Honor.
@parker-boy984 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't an actual laser in a toy cause a suit?
@liquidsleepgames36613 жыл бұрын
@@GigaChad-tv7xl sustained
@brezzendorf5 ай бұрын
Red Bull PTSD
@JamesNintendoNerd11 жыл бұрын
Have an AVGN episode suggestion? Let us know on our official subreddit! www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacre/
@mic4567899 жыл бұрын
Cinemassacre Bugs Bunny: Lost in Time!!
@outrunnerd20049 жыл бұрын
Avgn you have a catalog from 97'
@Donscottmusic9 жыл бұрын
"Kabuki Warriors" for Xbox.
@casscamacho67049 жыл бұрын
Zombie Nation.
@casscamacho67049 жыл бұрын
Cuz i'd love to see that shite.
@xHamxNelson11 жыл бұрын
Imagine being ten years old and having James as your grandpa, and one day, just days before Christmas, when he comes over for the holidays, he wants to reminisce and tell you about how things were when _he_ was a kid. He'd be telling you stories about how when things used to be written on paper, how there was a time when no internet existed, no social media or cell phones, and how the crappiest videogames were made and charged for half the price than what a typical videogame costs today. He has so much memorabilia and just the best way to remind us all of a time that feels so long lost. The work James does is an art that no one can match.
@TheAlan1362 жыл бұрын
I loved that Sears catalog as a kid. I loved it for an entirely different reason as a teenager. Boy, do I feel old. 😅
@therealjizzwizz2 жыл бұрын
When you dont have a towel, ya make do
@raptordave2 жыл бұрын
That's why I have a lingerie fetish.
@nailsona7 жыл бұрын
Mom: "What do you want for Christmas son?" Son: "A want a colt python!"
@Luke-xi2pq5 жыл бұрын
That just sounds like another Christmas for me, lol!
@cerebrospinal875 жыл бұрын
Luke Milbocker your a fucking loser.
@kraig4365 жыл бұрын
@@cerebrospinal87 don't be a toxic asshole m9
@suezuccati3045 жыл бұрын
In some states that might be a thing LUL
@kellychuang83735 жыл бұрын
Though nowadays this would never happen since there's concern of school shootings and the rise of the Internet. Along with 2 other things advertised like knives and tobacco. Really wouldn't be allowed if this type of magazine continued to our times.
@Shaymin000009 жыл бұрын
For reference, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde would cost $76.07 if adjusted for inflation.
@junior2142237 жыл бұрын
your thumbnail says it all
@cluelesssimmer58566 жыл бұрын
2018 here. It's 457,99 now. Thanks Obama
@crazyeyes89626 жыл бұрын
@@rproductions1865 You really got triggered by a joke that isn't even relevant in this political climate? Jesus.
@nicollestallkamp36555 жыл бұрын
Now THAT is criminal
@mostverticalproductions48085 жыл бұрын
@@rproductions1865 Trumpster Dumpster? Jesus, how old are you?
@Leviathan024647 жыл бұрын
These magazines are where my addiction to video games,guns,lingerie and tobacco came from! Thanks sears
@rawrdino70465 жыл бұрын
You like wearing lingerie?
@alexeysaranchev61184 жыл бұрын
@@rawrdino7046 It's the current year, stop kinkshaming.
@ikelldagay18013 жыл бұрын
@@alexeysaranchev6118 lol
@MudkipzUlike7 жыл бұрын
"The real Ghostbusters and the other ones nobody gives a shit about." Oh, if he only knew...
@setsers15 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@notchuckproductions50295 жыл бұрын
He’s not wrong though, no one cares about the original ghostbusters
@notchuckproductions50295 жыл бұрын
Skye Reynolds He was talking about the orginal ghostbusters by filmation not the bill Murray and dan akryod one
@bubbythebear68915 жыл бұрын
@@notchuckproductions5029 It was pretty badass.
@Bauglir1004 жыл бұрын
James actually said on Twitter that he would've preferred a revival of the Filmation series to an reboot of the Ghostbusters franchise that started in 1984.
@PC_Simo3 жыл бұрын
3:05 Gotta love, how James is obviously struggling to hold his laughter 😆.
@mrsaintsgodzilla218 жыл бұрын
It would be pretty cool if James made a digital Cinemassacre catalog each year that has all AVGN merchandise in it.
@coreylineberry85576 жыл бұрын
mrsaintsgodzilla21 Yeah.
@theoneandonlyloser81116 жыл бұрын
My name is ZamalKin no, he didn’t ask for likes.
@unbornvessel20826 жыл бұрын
Including the games?
@dambit6 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with guns?
@scottydu815 жыл бұрын
Fuck that noise, i want a snail mail order catalogue!
@rorysnow79379 жыл бұрын
I too appreciate the pleasures of consuming chicken and rice
@zyphergd12079 жыл бұрын
FaZe house
@SC42119 жыл бұрын
You know what the best kind of chicken and rice is? You bake some chicken in the oven with rice in a combination of cream of chicken and cream of mushroom soup. I think there are recipes for it. Goddamn is it good. Might have to make it again, now that I remembered it.
@desmondng53758 жыл бұрын
+Rory Snow Yeah, Singaporean chicken rice is to die for. (of course, i won't actually die for it, but you know what i mean).
@jaredsamples69698 жыл бұрын
A good culinary mixture is white rice in egg drop soup. I do this whenever I'm at a Chinese buffet restaurant. And I also use the soup for dipping crab rangoon, steamed buns, and sweet and sour chicken (not coated in sauce).
@nothingisworththebisk6 жыл бұрын
Fairy Seraphim yo, i might have to make that
@victini95958 жыл бұрын
"Do kids just sit around and watch video games?" i'd love to see him try to play the Kingdom Hearts games.. because the amount of cut scenes in that series is huge.
@victini95958 жыл бұрын
wait is that for the whole kingdom hearts series? wow thanks for counting lol. I have to admit i still like that series, and the cut scenes tend to be good, i've just noticed that there is alot of them in that series.
@victini95958 жыл бұрын
wow that's alot. and thanks for replying. :3
@StraytheSkies8 жыл бұрын
at least its not metal gear solid
@bloodhuntimintherabbithole35836 жыл бұрын
Late but i read somewhere that kh3 has 60 or something like that of cut scenes
@akumatheidiot6 жыл бұрын
Tell Tale games
@JTKaeloo7 жыл бұрын
"He's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice" Oh I love chicken and rice
@dddanielharryzam5 жыл бұрын
Who don't
@313_A__4 жыл бұрын
biryani?
@antoanvo9964 жыл бұрын
I am asian
@Freevo_Lowse4 жыл бұрын
@@313_A__ lamb biryani is a fave dish of mine!
@LorraineMcFly4 жыл бұрын
I like how he reacts like: What the fuck?
@dougweis92679 жыл бұрын
Intro: 00:00 Skate or Die: 4:31 Bad Dudes: 5:45 Karate Champ: 6:42 Sonic the Hedgehog: 8:36 Where's Waldo?: 12:43
@seanwilkinson39758 жыл бұрын
The Sears Wish Book had the most marvelous-smelling paper and ink. If the goods inside didn't intoxicated you, the aroma would! (Later, I found this also applied to Penthouse magazines...)
@apacheY2K4 жыл бұрын
for 2013, avgn's video quality was ahead of its time
@HappiestCabbage5 жыл бұрын
"He's gunna go home and eat chicken and rice" James reaction kills me everytime lol
@JacobHill978 жыл бұрын
1:14 I had a Snoopy snow cone maker once. It kicked ass.
@cbouownsu85528 жыл бұрын
same
@harudevil21918 жыл бұрын
And you didn't make me one
@joeinfozino13728 жыл бұрын
JakeSnakeAwesome97 same
@glaciere-sama35297 жыл бұрын
You have a Snoopy snow cone maker and all the girls follows you.
@jasonbetcher21596 жыл бұрын
lucky bastard....
@Jarekthegamingdragon7 жыл бұрын
Portable meant nothing. There were quite a few amazing sonic games on game gear.
@mainiac7917 жыл бұрын
Jarek4GamingDragon True. But they really f'd up the screen crunch in Sonic Blast
@Ryusuta7 жыл бұрын
Agreed. In particular, I felt Triple Trouble was AMAZING.
@ShadowtheYouTuber5236 жыл бұрын
NOPE
@dark_season4 жыл бұрын
The FOV was too low
@PonkeyPoe4 жыл бұрын
It's always so weird seeing big youtubers commenting on other big youtubers' videos.
@downsouth4205 жыл бұрын
God, seeing the Sears catalog takes me back. Every year I would go nuts with my Christmas list thanks to that catalog.
@Jraddy11 жыл бұрын
I love how even after 7 years, James can still make a video that just as entertaining and memorable as the first video I ever watched from him. It's something you just don't get often...
@RaymLovesEggs7 жыл бұрын
"Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?"
@TheSmart-CasualGamer4 жыл бұрын
Depends on the President.
@1WEareBUFO14 жыл бұрын
Waahhwahhhh
@3asianassassin4 жыл бұрын
If I let the president at this time fall into molten metal, I'd be a hero
@5065ca4 жыл бұрын
IM BAD
@brucewrigleysgumchewz46673 жыл бұрын
That guy on that screen looks like Duke Nukem. lol
@riftshredder54388 жыл бұрын
Hey, when I was a kid, looking at the guns in a catalog was awesome!!!!
@riftshredder54388 жыл бұрын
It's also amazing that now, Nintendo owns Sega, so all their games, especially Sonic, will only be coming out for Nintendo systems
@unnamed7158 жыл бұрын
Same here! It just kinda sucked knowing I couldn't have them. xD
@unnamed7158 жыл бұрын
Khanage Huh? Nah, I was talking about the guns in the catalogs that Rift Shredder mentioned.
@unnamed7158 жыл бұрын
Khanage Nope, 'cuz I don't care for those anyway. :P
@MP-nq9ht8 жыл бұрын
+Rift Shredder (TJbro9) What is wrong with you?
@juha20317 жыл бұрын
This video puts really me on a christmas spirit. I´m not particularly a materialist, but something about browsing potential xmas presents from a catalogue brings me back to the "good days" and to the times where anything was still possible :D
@Rgoid Жыл бұрын
@Juha You might as well be Scrooge.
@SethAurelius948 жыл бұрын
As a kid I once circled an actual gun in a catalog thinking it was a toy.
@crowthewicked83448 жыл бұрын
So did ya get it?
@SethAurelius948 жыл бұрын
Nah, but that would have been bad ass if I did.
@Bauglir1007 жыл бұрын
Did you get in trouble for it?
@zorana90x987 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Szuhai I'm sure he didn't, cause really, what parent would blame their child for the fact that they put actual guns in a children's Christmas catalog?
@Marcelelias117 жыл бұрын
Zorana 90X Bad ones.
@br34kf45tC1UB11 жыл бұрын
For some reason when I read the title: "AVGN Wish List" I immediately thought that it would be an episode where the Angry Video Game Nerd would be wishing for various classic and amazing games to play instead of shitty ones. I'm still happy with how this turned into a fan-fueled episode of playing a bunch of requested videos. Keep up the great work!
@nelsonmuntz93175 жыл бұрын
"He never walks in a straight line... he just wanders all over the place... like he doesn't have a clue where he's going." lol no wonder Waldo seemed to go everywhere.
@hilariouslookinggen1growli8466 жыл бұрын
While I never played Sonic R on the console, I had it for PC and honestly loved it. I was young and when I found that one stage I could win no problem, I always went to it. It might not be a great game, but it's one I hold dear.
@cowboydan507 Жыл бұрын
To be fair we all have one of those. I’ve actually got several. I can’t bring myself to call them bad games because they were part of my childhood.
@thekenmatax188 жыл бұрын
The "He's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice" lyrics hits me right in the feelings for some reason
@Alidonius67214 жыл бұрын
It is beautiful and no one on Christmas keeps me from chicken. 😥
@shaitet4 жыл бұрын
Hits close to home 'cause I love chicken and rice lol
@GamingTopTen11 жыл бұрын
This video makes me want to play Shadow the Hedgehog again.
@robott45069 жыл бұрын
"What bad sonic games?" Sonic Boom apologizes.
@AtlasBlizzard9 жыл бұрын
+Christian Claudio And Sonic '06.
@demonknuckles79 жыл бұрын
+SethBlizzard Don't forget secret rings
@stevedoidoultimate48159 жыл бұрын
Sonic Boom is licensed game.
@Entiss9 жыл бұрын
+SteveDoidoUltimate Doesn't make it any less unfinished. There's been a few good licensed games.
@demonknuckles79 жыл бұрын
NoThisIsStupider Battle for Bikini Bottom is a good example
@gezi59275 жыл бұрын
Even though I was born in the 2000s, I got those LEGO catalogs that everyone from gen z talks about.
@vasiliypupkin32395 жыл бұрын
In auto-parts shops we still use them. Easiest way to be sure that picture would match with the actual thing.
@Keithustus5 жыл бұрын
Vasiliy, why do you need LEGOs in auto shops?
@thejamaicanpotatochip45614 жыл бұрын
Same
@uranium543214 жыл бұрын
Who *doesn’t* need legos
@memphiskash4 жыл бұрын
same. 2000s gang
@AlphaOmegaSin11 жыл бұрын
Dude holy fuck those catalogs were awesome back in the day :D Was also nice while you were showing the ads I kept on thinking holy hell I had half that shit growing up 0_o
@daintyfisherman6027 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I had a VHS camera. I sometimes got to make movies instead of doing school projects. Not gonna lie back then it was a real advantage
@Rnt9117 жыл бұрын
Are you a Christian metal band?
@PlanetShlorpian7 жыл бұрын
TheNintendo Pioneer Yeah but let me tell you video editing was a bitch without Final Cut or Premier.
@TitanWar937 жыл бұрын
For me I liked Gamestop, Wal-Mart and toys r us.
@michaelbread59063 жыл бұрын
Man, I always asked for legos, and hated it when I got GI Joe stuff and any non star wars action figures.
@TheLastBabyMan9 жыл бұрын
Guns in a shopping catalogue. Because 'Merica.
@gantzisballs9 жыл бұрын
+TheLastBabyMan There have been many cultural changes in America since the 1980s. Guns aren't advertised as openly, but we allow more open carrying than ever before and gun ownership is at an all time high. Total murders per capita in 2015 are less than half as high as 1990, but the number of mass shootings is WAY higher. The cultural perception the media portrays is that back in the 1980s and early 1990s the murder rate was higher, but it was just gangsters killing gansters, whereas now it is crazy people killing random people. This perception isn't actually accurate, but it feels that way to old white people, and our media is almost entirely owned by old white people.
@Redeadhunter9 жыл бұрын
+TheLastBabyMan You're God damned right
@Leviathan024647 жыл бұрын
We had the same catalogue in Canada and to this day we do not need FFL! freedom rules!
@Leviathan024647 жыл бұрын
your media is owned by drugged up socialists. If were owned by old white men freedom and self sufficiency would be enforced
@Deranfan7 жыл бұрын
Leviathan02464 Nice joke.
@TheOnlyFoxYouNeed8 жыл бұрын
why do the US and the UK have different names for Where's Waldo? over here in the UK it's called "Where's Wally?".
@ToastyPCvidya8 жыл бұрын
Because Tooty Fuity Telly Wally Teacup. Dunno tbh. Is Wally a common name in England?
@TheOnlyFoxYouNeed8 жыл бұрын
ToastyPC not that i'm aware. though, to be fair, i live in south Scotland. Wally isn't a name i've ever heard used here.
@otterno.11288 жыл бұрын
Nope wally sure as shit isn't.. It's more common in the U.S. than here in England so fuck knows why they changed it..
@TheOnlyFoxYouNeed8 жыл бұрын
Colin Anderson .....Waldorf? .......that Mexican or something?
@Andy-4138 жыл бұрын
Teague Prower I think it's German.
@bishdish24454 жыл бұрын
"What bad sonic games?" Welcome to 2020 avgn.
@brucewrigleysgumchewz46673 жыл бұрын
Cough..cough.... Sonic Forces ....cough!!
@ExtremeX92 жыл бұрын
I don't mind sonic forces just don't like sonic boom
@AdaraHepburn9382 жыл бұрын
F R O N T I E R S
@VTuber_Clipp3r2 жыл бұрын
whines about humans in sonic game but failed to realise eggman is human and the modern movies are based in human worlds too
@jiafei68331228 жыл бұрын
3:42 damn graphic downgrades existed long before ubisoft? this is madness.
@mmyers82268 жыл бұрын
madness... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!
@codymitchell27848 жыл бұрын
Jiafei r
@kajioukun Жыл бұрын
Prerelease build
@ofearghailthefearless64818 жыл бұрын
I know some games AVGN should review: Night Trap Mortal Kombat Special Forces Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness Aquaman Battle for Atlantis LaserActive game console
@J0SHUAKANE8 жыл бұрын
night trap was on the sega cd episode
@rogue13198 жыл бұрын
Stfu about Mortal Kombat Special Forces! It's fucking HORRIBLE!
@jherinstamps68748 жыл бұрын
Perfect for AVGN then.
@ofearghailthefearless64818 жыл бұрын
+Rogue131 if it's shitty enough, then it's perfect to be reviewed
@ofearghailthefearless64818 жыл бұрын
+Jherin Stamps EXACTLY
@ObsidiusFan11 жыл бұрын
God! I love it when the Character of The Nerd takes a look at Modern Games and doesn't understand anything! He should do that more often! xD Oh, and if he thinks Shadow The Hedgehog had a long intro, then he should never play a modern Metal Gear Solid Game! xD
@SandopolisZone11 жыл бұрын
Modern? All Metal Gear games, except the MSX ones and some spin-offs, are basically "watching a videogame"
@ObsidiusFan11 жыл бұрын
Very true, but technically MGS1 would fall into the Nerd's era.
@jruler9311 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear Solid 4 holds the world record for the single longest cut scene in a video game, because it has *one* cut scene that, on its own, runs on for *over an hour*, that is god damn ridiculous.
@ObsidiusFan11 жыл бұрын
It is ridiculous, but the cutscene is fucking awesome for MGS fans, so it's completely worth it.
@SandopolisZone11 жыл бұрын
***** Still one of the best videogames/fictions ever made
@johnnycatt724 жыл бұрын
"I couldn't avoid losing my rings" *proceeds to jump into an explosion*
@ag234153 жыл бұрын
love that profile picture. Code Lyoko isn't talked about enough.
@kidrorororo2 жыл бұрын
the part where the nerd looks at the camera when the song says "eat chicken and rice" still gets me to this day
@sotelomanuel50678 жыл бұрын
battlefront 2015 had less content than finding waldo
@MP-nq9ht8 жыл бұрын
Battlefront 2015 was a good game.
@MrZachtheKingsfan8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if it was worth maybe $10, but $60? And then ANOTHER $50 for the season pass? Nope. Fuck that shit.
@heatherrausch60857 жыл бұрын
Not Cthulhu Those might be bad games (haven't played them since ghosts) but they have a decent amount of content
@EvelynJevilyn7 жыл бұрын
Dale r I actually asked my dad if the Call of Duty games suck now, and he responded with a yes.
@Altern8One7 жыл бұрын
Bendy The Dancing DemonDEVIL: Your Dad is a smart dad.
@CrispyToast11 жыл бұрын
10:19 JonTron: WELKUM 2 SANIK TEEM! W3 MAEK G4M3z I D1nK!!! *WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?!!*
@BeachioSandschannel2 жыл бұрын
10:29 The timestamp since timestamps back then didn’t work.
@ruttsuco.8048 жыл бұрын
9:50 I was expecting him to say "sonic blast? more like sonic last!"
@oldbay4208 жыл бұрын
More like sonic ass!
@hjalmarjohnson58466 жыл бұрын
5 years later and I still love that Atari jacket.
@keysersmokey10 жыл бұрын
Regarding the guns in the toy catalog: Back in those days marksmanship was a patch you could earn as a Boy Scout kids were given supervised lessons so its not as weird as you think. Also a lot of the "guns" in the catalog are usually just air rifles really intended for use of youths.
@KeenynMac10 жыл бұрын
Hell as a kid it was the coolest part of the catalog that look at
@trinityushanka24259 жыл бұрын
Keyser Smokey high schools actually used to have shooting ranges, believe it or not.
@ktulhuperttilemmenlautta2 жыл бұрын
What's the best Christmas movie? - It's all AVGN christmas episodes in a row!
@PhinneusPrune5 жыл бұрын
I am 44 in 2019. This brings back memories. Awesome shit
@TotallyRadical3 жыл бұрын
Looking back and having watched these episodes countless times, I think this video and part 2 are among my most favorite Nerd Episodes. Had great nostalgic moments and great nerd moments. Best of both worlds. ♥️ The Nerd.
@randomstranger_39 жыл бұрын
03:32, "Gather crystals to stop warlords" I don't know for some reason but my mind tells me that this description is more fitting for the original Final Fantasy. Or maybe it is just me?
@davidshulzy9 жыл бұрын
"BAD SONIC GAMES?" Gee Nerd. You sure have been living under a rock your whole life.
@pepetru7 жыл бұрын
And that's a good rock, sometimes ignoring is better.
@dinoboy11537 жыл бұрын
DavidShulzy What'd you expect? the console he grows up with is the Nes! he didn't grew up with a PlayStation 3 or xbox!
@realstrangewabbit7 жыл бұрын
DavidShulzy he takes you back to the 1970s to early 2000’s, not 2006 past
Bethesda was pretty much doomed from the start, I suppose? Fallout 3 containing a load of black and white morals, the plot being a copy of Fallout 2's replacing GECK with dad.
@max.vtk_9 жыл бұрын
***** They made Home Alone (NES)
@TheBreakingBenny9 жыл бұрын
Max Van 't Klooster ***** Yes man, they sure did. Didn't turn out good.
@max.vtk_9 жыл бұрын
TheBreakingBenny Yes, it didn't was good.
@undeadwarfare8284 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, I remember circling things I wanted from these catalogs we would get in the mail.
@vicG56710 жыл бұрын
11:51 Is that what kids do nowadays sit around watching videogames? Yes ! Wtf james you got thag right ...
@LeoHightower10 жыл бұрын
OH GOD, I remember those catalogs, they were awesome back then, I always remember seeing these products and games at the time and wanting them SO MUCH for Christmas back then. IT WAS RIDICULOUS! GOD I hate getting old, looking at this brings back such fond memories, thanks Cinemassacre Thanks James!
@TheRealGaucelm10 жыл бұрын
Thanks to his video, I bought a 1991 Sears catalogue, and it is full of awesome!
@ByzantineBlinder10 жыл бұрын
9:28 do you know what else is bouncing around MY INTERNET CONNECTION
@ONshowON6 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I unlocked everything on sonic r on the saturn, I loved that game XD
@SombroKoopaGuy3 жыл бұрын
Same with me. An underrated classic.
@thatmaninblack11 жыл бұрын
Back in the days people didn't make a big deal about gun ownership. In the '50s teachers educated kids about gun safety. :-)
@patrickowens42944 жыл бұрын
JC Penny and Sears catalogs were amazing. Seems like I spent hours looking through those things. Mostly dreaming about a bunch of toys and games I would never get.
@jakespidermonkey19942 жыл бұрын
Seeing as he brought up the Dreamcast, I kinda want to know his thoughts on Sonic Adventure 1 and 2. Sonic Adventure was made to show off what the Dreamcast could do and Sonic Adventure 2 was the final Sonic game on a Sega console, so I think they're worthy of a Nerd episode.
@jamesmoss34242 жыл бұрын
The Sears catalog was lots of fun.
@Life_RPG9 жыл бұрын
Ordering guns through the mail? Seems legit.
@phil_54309 жыл бұрын
Dayton Does Gaming Its like in Jagged Alliance 2 lol
@trinityushanka24259 жыл бұрын
Dayton Does Gaming you actually can through the black market :)
@tiagofgarcia9 жыл бұрын
Dayton Does Gaming you can order, but they get shipped to a FFL dealer in your state so that you go through the NICS background check after filing a ATF 4473 form.... so please....
@Life_RPG9 жыл бұрын
Tiago Garcia The world bows to your knowledge, of ordering guns through the mail...
@tiagofgarcia9 жыл бұрын
Cannot allow ignorant, erroneous statement stand unchallenged.... Otherwise, other people will think that's the truth. Cannot let anti-freedom get away with their lies in order to win their culture war....
@akshizzy7711 жыл бұрын
"What bad Sonic games?" The Nerd has been living under a rock. A rolling rock.
@Estwood911 жыл бұрын
There really aren't that many bad sonic games. IMO
@thomasfairfield973411 жыл бұрын
azn1011 There were quite a lot of bad Sonic games even when the series was known for good ones. It's just most people preferred Game Boy to Game Gear, whereas SNES vs Sega Genesis was more evenly split; therefor, most people only played the Genesis games. I actually got a Game Gear first, and so I'm more familiar with bad Sonic games than I would like to be.
@comicking42811 жыл бұрын
Bad Sonic games don't compare with what the Nerd's sat through!
@NinjaRed500011 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd see the day AVGN would review a Gamecube game....let alone Shadow the Hedgehog, a guilty pleasure of mine.
@mu11668B5 жыл бұрын
Parents: What would you like for Christmas? Kid: *I want that full auto AK-47 on page 69! It's so cool!!*
@rainingblood52755 жыл бұрын
I want a pistol
@lindsc62935 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it ain't gonna be fully automatic but semi-auto is good enough for any kid on the nice list! Just keep it away from the naughty little shits, they do nothing but give law abiding gun owners a bad name and weird pathetic liberals more ammo to grab anything that goes bang.
@kellychuang83734 жыл бұрын
Which in our times this wouldn't happen.
@cbinthebibledaily28408 жыл бұрын
Do kids sit around and watch video games ??? Yes ,they watch you play them James :)
@wolf3978 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, Christmas catalogues. Those were the times.
@MegaTetsu9811 жыл бұрын
I watched this twice and I'm feeling now the christmas spirit ! It's amazing to see those old magazines and feel like a kid again :) Thanks James !
@zunazuzareska29795 жыл бұрын
“Sonic Blast?” “Should’ve been called Sonic SLOW ASS!” Lol! XD
@MikeBertelsenDK10 жыл бұрын
"Is that what kids do these days, sit around and watch videogames"... Well AVGN... Here we are...
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC
@xKingReyx9 жыл бұрын
+SinTalento Producciones You mean "Date Vice"
@Gumfondle9 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika I love your Michael Rosen YTP's
@trueleox9 жыл бұрын
+ChickenPika sanic*
@adultdiapers96829 жыл бұрын
ITS A RETARDED SANIC RIPOFF MADE IN CHINA
@shenleener2269 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Champlain one of the best descriptions of sonic the herrghog yet
@Mushroom3788 жыл бұрын
"Scare up some fun" Perfect description to ghostbusters. Because you don't have fun playing this. Fun is scared.
@markhewitt43074 жыл бұрын
Sears Christmas wish book was the best! I remember being at my grandparents house looking through them over and over. Circling just about everything and creasing pages..lol. Much simpler times.
@smonkerino11 жыл бұрын
Who said Sonic 06 at 8:57?
@caprilaser311 жыл бұрын
Quality! Some fresh content from AVGN :) looking forward to part 2
@Albertosn311 жыл бұрын
Shadow the Hedgehog was one of my favorite Sonic games...I get the confusion on the story, but I don't get why people seem to detest the game so much :/
@metallicakevin111 жыл бұрын
yeah, was super fun :D the music too (Magna fi & Crush 40)
@camulodunon4 жыл бұрын
"So son, what do you want for Christmas?" "I want a Sega Genesis, a set of TMNT action figures, and a Remington 700."
@arbitor36511 жыл бұрын
3:30 that sounds like the plot to "blood diamond" more than zelda
@nothinghere81236 жыл бұрын
i ask my dad for a M1 Grand for Christmas let's say i had a fun Christmas
@I-didnt-ask-you4 жыл бұрын
@CumFilledCoffin wasn't that 1944 for the eastern front?
@I-didnt-ask-you4 жыл бұрын
I wish I got a grand for Christmas. But a Garand is nice too.
@mrboomsnook36714 жыл бұрын
Careful that you don’t get garand thumb
@TheEpicDiamondMiner4 жыл бұрын
It’s GArand
@mrboomsnook36714 жыл бұрын
stuart young Jesus Christ that’s fucked up
@LavaSharkk11 жыл бұрын
AVGN just reviewed a GameCube game. now that's when I start to feel old.
@WskOsc11 жыл бұрын
Watching AVGN always makes me feel old. Even though the Atari and NES were before my time I grew up with them, and even older systems and even though I'm probably younger than James he still manages to make me feel like an old git for playing Moon Patrol and Missile Command as a kid.
@byrdman824 жыл бұрын
I miss those wish books. I loved just browsing through and imagining having the things I wanted. Some I did get. Awww memories
@Dennisjay910 жыл бұрын
This is almost a full year old and it feels like I only watched this a few mouths ago.....Time really flies
@half_digested7 күн бұрын
😮
@WraysCustoms9 жыл бұрын
"Sonic hasn't had a good game in a decade" Good Sonic games made in the last decade that I personally recommend: Sonic Generations, Sonic Colors, Sonic Rush, Sonic Rush Adventure, Sonic 4 Episode 2, Sonic Colors DS and Sonic Generations 3DS. The different versions are nothing like their console counterparts, and are just as good. Some have said that Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal is another decent one, but I haven't played it. There are good ones, but you have to be extremely selective about which ones you try.
@joeganbogan2709 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Advance series. The best Sonic games
@loganfravel2045 жыл бұрын
Not to mention sonic adventure,sonic adventure 2,and sonic heroes.
@samanthawhite280110 жыл бұрын
"Imagine buying this shit for $50 bucks. Nowadays releasing a game this short would never be excusable" : MGS Ground Zeroes?
@In4m8ion10 жыл бұрын
Ground Zeroes has easily 15 to 17 hours of content. Just because you COULD beat it in only an hour or so isn't to say its content is minimal. I can beat skyrim in about 2.5 hours, but there is a shit ton of content besides main story path.
@In4m8ion10 жыл бұрын
Well as the average review put content time at 15+ hours, so complain if you wish, but seems like the peoples who's job is to look at these products, got plenty more than 70 minutes of content out of it. www.giantbomb.com/reviews/metal-gear-solid-v-ground-zeroes-review/1900-636/ Alex never bluffs his reviews. Also I wasn't referring to simply replaying the game over and over, but exploring and enjoying the content, not just main pathing the story mode. I mean technically people beat Castlevainia in 13 minutes, but this is considered a classic game is it not? Just because some people only get a small amount of time doesn't set that as its standard.
@spooks3204 жыл бұрын
"What bad Sonic games?" Oh dear
@Luigi77773 жыл бұрын
Where do we begin? 😄
@Luigi77773 жыл бұрын
@LiamPlaysGamez future Sonic games would like a word with him, looking at you Sonic Boom! 😄
@Silvergun_Raven11 жыл бұрын
I still have those catalogs in the attic and I remember circling the games I wanted! I also used to smell the pages of those new catalogs... it had that good, new kind of smell; I was weird, lol.
@TheDJGrandPa11 жыл бұрын
I do that all the time, nothing like that new papery-plastic smell. Probably gives you cancer or something, but it's worth it, lol
@Daniel15au10 жыл бұрын
10:56 What a creepy talking animation. O_O
@Entropy3ko7 жыл бұрын
To be honest the internet kind of ruined a lot of things. Yes getting stuff online is easier and more environmentally friendly than having those catalogs, but damn, it was so nice to browse those pages!
@nyodesu6 жыл бұрын
3:21 I didn't know Mario was a Hunter. *Looks at Yoshi's Safari* Hmmm, *COINCIDENTAL FORESHADOWING!*
@gutturalemesis9 жыл бұрын
Hey! Sonic R was fun. Control was SHIT, but the gameplay was still fun. Plus! - the soundtrack. Oh, that soundtrack.
@sonicmario649 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the only person who enjoyed "Sonic R", and it's actually one of my guilty pleasures. ;)
@DavidRYates-bx9qg9 жыл бұрын
I feel very nostalgic about it. My dad (ironically my phone is logged into his email for some odd reason and I'm using it to post this, and the picture is him... Weird, huh?) got it for my sister and me when we were younger and we'd always play it, and be terrible at it. I just remember enjoying the atmosphere of some of the stages and the music.
@MSNDBZ249 жыл бұрын
How can it have shitty controls (i.e. Not playing well) but have great gameplay? Jesus H Christ.
@sonicmario649 жыл бұрын
The controls weren't exactly broken, but they do take some time to get used to once you figure out what they're for.
@sonicmario649 жыл бұрын
Davis Productions It obviously stands for "racing" because of it being a racing game, although not exactly a perfect one to play.
@mvagame62789 жыл бұрын
I loved the 'Where's Waldo?' or here in the UK it is known as 'Where's Wally?'. They had them in the library in primary school but there would be that one asshole who would circle where Wally/Waldo was which would take the fun right out of it...
@StasherDragon8 жыл бұрын
5:59 Sweet, I'm not the only one who says, "Bass ackwards."
@AstalThe94 жыл бұрын
03:12 That Turtles Sleeping Bag stuck with me for the better part of a decade. The design was almost completely faded by the time it had to be chucked. Nice nostalgia shot.