Japanese Seafood Special: The Revenge | Ashens

Let us never speak of this again. Until I get sent some more marine life to upset myself with.
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[@mattbastard1294]

That panda sticker is too cute and cheerful for the phrase, "putrefied viscera".

[@gavindillon1486]

Birberino "Yay, rotting organs!"

[@TheLarryburns84]

sounds like a phrase you'd see in some early Carcass lyrics

[@68able2]

yeah its like writing meshuggah lyrics in a hello kitty notebook

[@Demiglitch]

That's just the title of it's science class report.

[@BloodrealmX]

"Fermented squid in putrefied viscera." So it's rotten squid in rotten gore. Yeah, that's real appetizing...

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

I know that food is something of a precious commodity in Japan thanks to shortages of workable farmland and all that but... Really, guys? "Putrefied viscera"? That's just taking the piss.

[@David-nd4to]

viSSEERA lol why my guy dont know words

[@ThatOneToucan]

I'd eat it

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That sounds like a great name for a metal band

[@samholdsworth420]

Its Japanese

[@StrayLion]

9:05 Wice Rine. I'm so glad to know that I'm not the only one who gets periodic derbal vyslexia.

[@meanman55]

I see what you did there.

[@StrayLion]

***** Thank you

[@spingo8236]

+carcinogenartist sp0000000000000nerism!

[@LeigonX]

+Odd Kensei I do that all the fucking time >

[@oscartaylor8530]

+carcinogenartist god dam it, you beat me by....... 2 months

[@yarrow1547]

''It's a big rubbery slab of nothing, a bit like Piers Morgan.'' That joke killed me

[@yarrow1547]

Lillium no

[@grimTales1]

Me too XD

[@a.j8307]

R.I.P.

[@suprememarcus6587]

It's funny because it's true!

[@lifetothemaxx]

He kind of sounds like Piers lol

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

It's like there's a Japanese person sending him tins of pet food and getting him to continuously eat them and Stuart can't tell because the labels aren't in English. He just thinks it's disgusting local food.

[@jpr90]

In America we have goldfish: the snack that smiles back. In Japan you have small then dead fish: the snack that stares into your soul.

[@rainbowcookiesss]

I love how things like "raw squid in putrified vicera" are written on those cute animal stickers haha

[@GeorgeMonet]

+Victoria Gaven I was thinking about that too. Maybe it is so Ashens doesn't panic.

[@TheShadow960]

Something tells me ashens has become immune to every poison in the world.

[@mattieerola937]

We will soon see... (Sends fugu to ashens)

[@Elias___]

I personally like your comment, and I find it very accurate to the state of Ashens stomach

[@TheShadow960]

DARKROSE9090 Thank you!

[@necrogenesis1981]

+TheShadow960 Even iocane powder?

[@TheShadow960]

necrogenesis1981 Well antique jellified chicken. 60 year old cake. rotten raw fish. etc.

[@LazerLord10]

Anyone else just love how cute the little animal labels are?

[@LazerLord10]

wice rine w i c e r i n e W I C E R I N E *W I C E R I N E* Thank you for reading the comments on a 3 year old YT video.

[@carlosbisa3086]

Its a 6 year old video, 0/10 comment.

[@biggiecheese8213]

@@carlosbisa3086 its a 2 year old comment bruh

[@fish_bacon]

2021 represent

[@Ashley-jp4nn]

@@fish_bacon 2023 checking in

[@theappleboi3104]

@@Ashley-jp4nn 1786 Here

[@Silmerano]

Hint of shrimp might be a terrible band name, but putrefied viscera....

[@JoshuanKnode]

"fried egg from satan's anus" is my band name

[@dav.187]

one of the most generic names for a goregrind band

[@Kamakzie1976]

Viscera was also a former now dead WWE wrestler.

[@jjs9672]

+Kamakzie1976 Big Daddy V.. RIP

[@samuelstonewalljackson4894]

king Mable / Big Daddy V / Viscera

[@JeffyLB]

Evr wonder if there's a Japanese version of Ashens reviewing British food?

[@OdaSwifteye]

Fish and chips in a can!

[@MathewHaswell]

Princes made a Fish & Chips paste at one point.

[@grimTales1]

Stuart must try it!

[@MathewHaswell]

Said paste was quite short-lived.

[@stupidskeleton1]

I want to see a Japanese man react to like, Stargazy pie

[@SamuraiCaveman]

"Pureed brain and organs of crab, mixed with minced crab meat" So basically they just stuck some crabs in a blender?

[@DijaVlogsGames]

Who was the guy who drank sake and through "If only there was a dead fish in my glass"?

[@Phoebe5448]

Or a severed goddamn toe... 🤢

[@Supware]

Raw squid in putrefied viscera has got to be the most appetising thing I've ever heard

[@MartKencuda]

Wait a second, I don't think you believe that at all!

[@leontarmann3449]

WHO BUYS STUFF LIKE THIS?!

[@ThatOneToucan]

I'd eat it

[@adam_wynne]

“Putrified Viscera” on the other hand, is a fantastic name for a heavy metal band!

[@antrax607]

Death metal*

[@danny12480]

@CHERYMVF ksksksks is right.

[@SebbySenpai]

Oh God... *I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE MONITOR*

[@_Super_Hans_]

Can you send me next week's lottery numbers while your time travelling.

[@LeXaTrOn28]

HOLY SHIT A HORSE! (jk nice videos)

[@SnickersTS]

LeXaTrOn28 What are you talking about?

[@wootlegion]

Look, it's The 'Merican Ashens! When can we expect more videos?

[@SebbySenpai]

***** HA! I appreciate the nickname, but I'm no Ashens. He's the godfather of KZbin reviews. I'm just a disciple. :p

[@ALOUD]

9:03 Wice Rine

[@lrmclinn]

Quentin B i was about to comment the exact same thing XDD

[@michaelhall736]

Quentin B Isn't that what sake is?

[@ForgefaneCreations]

michael hall nah it's more like Rice Wine instead of Wice Rine

[@carroboi2981]

I'm not much for eating whole fish, but the wasabi fish looked genuinely appetizing, for whatever reason.

[@AgentTasmania]

I hate all forms of seafood and yet I agree.

[@Monroe-is1sz]

Fritts ShockTrooper Same here, it looks like something I would just buy and eat without really thinking about it. I imagine that them being dried probably removed the ick, and the wasabi/almonds mask any unpleasentries

[@dudef594]

Judging by your anime avatar, I'd say you find it appealing just because it's Japanese.

[@carroboi2981]

Except I prefer Chinese and hate Sushi, I find European culture easier to understand, and the majority of Anime is trash. I find them appetizing because they actually look actually good.

[@notthatadam]

Yeah, once you get over the eyes staring at you accusingly, it's pretty good. Designed to be consumed as a snack with beer.

[@TheDenssy]

One day someone in Japan got up early in the morning and thought: "Why not ferment raw squids in putrid viscera?" after that nothing really changed in the world, but at the same time nothing was ever the same.

[@HammerHeadCactus]

As I sit here suffering over pages of cognitive revision, my only driving thought is that one day, if I work hard enough, I might to achieve my PHD in psychology and be qualified to ingest various jarred seafood products from the far east with little regard for my own life. You truly are an inspiration to future psychologists everywhere.

[@peterclarke7240]

I like to believe this was all a cunning psychological experiment that Ashens started to understand the depths to which humans will go to in their search for entertainment, and it all got a bit out-of-hand...

[@emilystephenson7731]

I now feel the urge to start a band called 'A Hint of Shrimp'.

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Emily Stephenson lol

[@bentramer682]

Emily Stephenson I'd do it too!

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

There is a Japanese band called Bump of Chicken.

[@gaellafond6367]

"You only live once" seems like a better argument for not eating it...

[@Consural]

You gotta be squiddin' me.

[@shoaibdayaji4679]

ayyy I saw what u did there

[@user-yo2lt8ch7v]

+Shoaib Dayaji I saw what you squid there! I'm having a whale of a time making these fish puns Okay okay, I'll stop for reel, don't be crabby That's my line!

[@shoaibdayaji4679]

😂😂😂😂

[@IanC14]

You're a squid now, you're a kid now

[@soylentgreenb]

Go on Ashens, eat the surströmming, you know you want to.

[@GiordanoBruno42]

Pro Idea #9001: Ashens, Chef, Silver Skull and Guru Larry do a mock 'Come Dine With Me' using only weird food and Poundland ingredients.

[@anathema4183]

Anyone else realize ashens kinda sounds like the narrator in the stanly parable when he talks sometimes ^_^

[@spinax22]

A lot of British people do.

[@BossDrSample]

That hammond organ joke was absolutely top tier

[@Apotheosis_44]

8:49 Huffer & Blow is a great name for lawyer firm.

[@OrlandoOrca]

Beautiful

[@annoytanor007]

your name

[@OrlandoOrca]

What about it

[@annoytanor007]

AT!

[@OrlandoOrca]

Woo

[@garcon45]

Weiss Ryne sounds like a jrpg character.

[@MrWatchesUsleep]

Weiss Rhine. They have a hard on for Germany still.

[@datrazine]

YOUR FAULT

[@MathewHaswell]

No Voles to be damned by our actions here.

[@Reynsoon]

Now it's Weiss Rhine time!

[@uTubeNoITube]

"A fried egg from Satan's anus." LOL Stuart is the best.

[@PinkThorn242]

"This is a fish, lightly killed and then put in a bag."

[@Phoebe5448]

Mmm.... Crunchy Frog...

[@Artificial-Insanity]

9:05 "Wice Rine" ? You are indeed a little confused in the head. ;)

[@SymoneyBaloney]

Lol😆

[@GoatYouhhudawg]

My new band is going to be called Hint of Shrimp.

[@wubmangaming]

+Chloe Meredith fuck off im the owner of the ban u will never join

[@wubmangaming]

***** im joking u can join us

[@gohmk7819]

I like this comment so much...idk why. May I join you band too?

[@jamesrobers3351]

I'm sure it will be, at least, as famous as your current band! Good luck mate!

[@minefilms1122]

+wubman gaming (wubman22) please dont type like this

[@samsquanch1996]

5:40 "You know what they look like, some sort of a cross between a child's balloon and a colostomy bag." Lmfao I died right there 😂

[@rubeusvombatus]

Stuart Ashen's Kitchen Nightmares

[@xaroprismo7526]

wow, that is deeply unpleasant.

[@Mouse_Lyne]

The little translation tags are tauntingly adorable.

[@gattocake]

Can the Japanese only communicate through cute animal shaped notes?

[@northumbriabushcraft1208]

Japan's way of communicating to westerners - Cute animal notes & subtitles Japan's exports to westerners - Cute animal things (like hello kitty) weird seafood, nice sweets & buns, martial arts, anime & degenerate forms of hentai. We certainly get the finest parts of their culture exported, for men of extremley fine tastes. As a man of culture myself i can't say no to some sake, hi-chews, ramune, mochi and anything with red bean flavour, or a trip to the Japanese style steakhouse or sushi-go-round and ofc some hentai with catgirls. Nyaa Nyaa ;) Only the finest of Japan's exports for myself :)

[@entr0pix]

idk i think thats how we should all communicate

[@gowanlore2434]

@@northumbriabushcraft1208 Last part of your comment comes straight out of Reddit.

[@billyork6017]

@@northumbriabushcraft1208 Tips fedora at another enlightened gentleman of culture

[@rchaffer]

Those labels and the nano handwriting are the cutest things ever

[@ryanlutes9833]

I don't think I'd eat anything outright labelled as "putrefied" and "viscera". Maybe I'm just close-minded. Also, I used to buy those dry fish things. Not for myself, of course. They were marketed as cat treats. She loved them.

[@BronyGamer895]

"A big rubbery slab of nothing. A bit like Piers Morgan.,," Truer words have never been spoken.

[@trevorgoodchild8266]

I'm convinced the person who translated these was just fucking with him the whole time.

[@NANIXON1998]

Peter was a small fish... ...and then he became a dead fish

[@idiot_wins]

I was a small fish. Then, I was a dead fish.

[@oofouchowie6425]

Peter Rooney Then I was dried and covered with wasabi stuff.

[@debarundutta3928]

Lol 😂

[@ange1playzgamez]

Peter Rooney then I was shat out

[@ChrisHominski]

KZbin keeps showing me red lobster commercials before Stuart eats nasty seafood

[@vulpinesoul]

Bottoms up means you're supposed to do just that. HAMMER IT BACK ASHENS!

[@DylRicho]

9:06 - nice wice rine!

[@PhotoFilmFreak1]

ARE YOU FEELIN' IT NOW MR. KRABS!?!?!?!??!?!?

[@lolataylor9158]

'it's a big rubbery slab of nothing, a bit like Piers Morgan' 😂😂👏🏼

[@Undrave]

"Ashen's Weird Cookery" has a nice ring to it.

[@liampollard8996]

These are either getting one hundred times better because of how funny they are or like ten thousand times worse with the food he has to eat and i cant tell which one i enjoy more.

[@SherlockHolmes000]

Many Japanese chefs went to the ancient Roman school of cooking. Rotten fish guts. On everything.

[@MathewHaswell]

They have an "everything-but-the-oink" mentality with virtually all foodstuffs.

[@cgavin1]

"I like my Sake like I like my women - without bits of dead fish in em." Word.

[@icecreamsamwich]

that dried fish stuff actually sounds pretty good

[@advancetotabletop5328]

Can't get enough of that cute pink bear with the words, "Pureed brain and organs" on it.

[@TheDeldiz]

Ashens, I just tried a Chef Boyardee Mac & Cheese hot pot (I'm a student, so please don't judge me) and I seriously don't know what to say. The pasta tastes waterlogged and the cheese sauce is the most anemic, flavorless glop I've ever eaten. I can't get my money back, but if you try it, maybe I'll have some closure on the matter.

[@kizzyhearts5622]

craaab people, craaab people, looks like crab, tastes lik--OH GOD NO

[@hyena_yeen]

I used to have a lot of those dried fish when I was younger, they are actually quite tasty, especially with salt.

[@maddiecornfield1191]

did anyone else love the handwriting of the english translation

[@booo10000]

I love shrimp chips! This is a first for me seeing them covered in chocolate.

[@gdouble4593]

Deeply unpleasant Deeply unpleasant Deeply. Unpleasant.

[@ThatOneToucan]

Okay we get it

[@davidjones7475]

Ashens should dual camera these food specials so we can see both the food and his reaction while he eats it. I think his reactions would be gold.

[@dr666demento]

''It's a big rubbery slab of nothing... Kinda like Pires Morgan'' He was about as equally well liked on this side of the pond too.

[@Kelton2]

I actually just went to ashens' Twitter to make sure that the blowfish didn't kill him. There are no new tweets. I'm scared...

[@Sparrow9612]

You have to eat the puffer itself to end up poisoned. The one in the sake was probably de-poisoned.

[@EmergencyChannel]

The alcohol would have dealt with any poison. The Asians also make wine with scorpions and snakes in them.

[@-snek.]

I think he's okay now.

[@Polyfusia]

More cheapie or weird food specials. Quite entertaining.

[@samiranroy2245]

9:05 Everybody else-"Rice wine" Ashens-"Wice rine"

[@DefactoOverlord]

that jab at Pierce Morgan, brilliant :D

[@paulturner4503]

""Wice Rine""-ashens, 2014

[@Cyfaeras]

9:04 'Wice rine' good job ashens!

[@blanchbacker]

This series is my favorite. Good work!!

[@lathirak]

Congratulations on the 1M subs, i've been here a long while now! I need to wake up in three hours for my first mental health nursing placement, what better time could there be for an Ashens food episode?!

[@TheRCTAddict]

"Wice rine" I can words!

[@Armadurapersonal]

Seafood is definitively something you DON'T eat if it has gone past the date

[@loneshewolf74]

I have an aunt from Japan. She's a very nice person who only brought slightly odd things into my parent's kitchen when she, my uncle, and my cousin stayed with them for half the summer last year. But if she brought home this kind of gunk... I don't think even my brother would like it, and he once made pickled octopus that had three inches of grease inside the jar.

[@jentzi23]

I'm currently "worktraining" in a petstore with alot of aquariums.. The dried fish looks exactly like the unfortunate fishies that we find dried into the floor sometimes (they get spooked and jump out). Amazing.

[@TheArzonite]

There's something fishy about this video...

[@hunterdockery9325]

My god man. You just broke america with that one o_O

[@TheArzonite]

Hunter Dockery I sea what you did there.

[@hunterdockery9325]

Okay thanks for imploding the universe............but I'm sure it wasn't on porpoise.

[@funnychilli123]

TheArzonite PUN CITY!

[@dinkules]

TheArzonite Quit stealing the sausage, Sausage Swiper!

[@thebigtexas11]

"it's fishy, it's cheesy it's a bit weezy." lol!

[@ferociousgumby]

"Cross between a child's balloon and a colostomy bag"😆

[@Jacobrosstech]

If this was a comic book, this would be the way someone would get powers

[@hananas2]

congratulations on 1,000,000 subs Ashens!

[@MathewHaswell]

Has Stuart got his Gold Play Button yet?

[@SlamDenier]

LOL!!! ''I like my booze like I like my women. Without bits of dead fish stuck in 'em!'' I'm dying xD

[@AB-sd6bj]

I love your food videos more than any other videos!

[@crystalc1ear]

Nothing like a loud Ashens ralph to wake me up

[@yodagaming2559]

I want to try the fish sausage, seems odd

[@CurtisAlfeld]

"A Hint of Shrimp is a very bad name for a Heavy Metal Band" Hehe, yeah it is. Excuse me, I need to change my band's name.

[@leontarmann3449]

I think it's a great name, provided it's only women in the band.

[@bentramer682]

@@leontarmann3449 😏

[@youforget1000thingsaday]

Is anyone else binge watching Ashen's food specials?

[@meanman55]

Me, and I don't know why...

[@Jaybird196]

They are my favorite, amongst his videos.

[@thezootbox]

stuart... are you sure you dont have to... cook some of these things?

[@guycomments]

9:05 - "wice rine" Dat spoonerism

[@permanent4869]

thanks for sticking around ashens

[@Liquidcadmus]

the shrimp snacks are actually Korean, but in korea that version with chocolate I have never seen it. maybe it is only manufactured for the Japanese market.most of that stuff is nice, if your pallet is accustomed to Asian food.

[@LiarraSniffles_X3]

For a few, blissful, moments I wondered what you meant when you said you were hoping for Hammond organs, then I slowly closed my eyes, exhaled and gently applied my palm to my face.

[@bryanrobinson9208]

I don't get it, being naive is amazing!

[@tpayne7020]

It's been 3 years and I still don't understand. Help!

[@eleftherios11]

A hammond organ is pretty much a fancy keyboard

[@gregaaron89]

We think sake with a fish in it is weird, yet nobody raises an eyebrow at tequila (actually mezcal) with a worm in it

[@EmergencyChannel]

Sir, worms in mezcal is disgusting, and I don't know anybody who will drink mezcal.

[@LordofFullmetal]

I would raise an eyebrow at it - where the f---- are you from where that's a thing?

[@giuseppesteigman5355]

"It's a big rubbery slab of nothing, kind of like Piers Morgan" I'm ded😂

[@thegreene3]

i like your videos and love the smartass remarks! keep it up the wonderful work!

[@wherewolves7741]

That wice rine though!

[@RobsRemixes]

I would love to see you eat Surstromming

[@DGneoseeker1]

I think he actually declared in advance that the answer is a firm HELL NO to surstromming.

[@IanC14]

He has now

[@edwardnatsu4403]

why do I always end up watching these while eating XD XD

[@tefras14]

I missed these types of videos

[@McShaggswell]

WICE RINE